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>boomer dad said he lost 30k in stocks this past couple weeks
>told him to buy link at 20 cents
>didn't listen

am i gonna have to bail out my dad when link goes to 1000 and stocks go to 0?

>> No.18090904

>>18090794
>boomer dad lost 120k in stocks
>he doesnt even give a shit he just keeps mowing the lawn and turning the sprinkler on

>> No.18090929

>>18090904
why are boomers so clueless?

>> No.18090942

>>18090904
Hey mine too

>> No.18090994

>>18090794
link will never hit 1000, sorry. you are just as stupid as your dad. like father like son.

>> No.18091030

>>18090904
Kek. Same.

>> No.18091911

>>18090904

that's strategy has worked out for them so far, but it last until retirement

>> No.18091931
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>>18090994
This.

>> No.18091943

>>18090794
>when link goes to 1000
you wont becuase it will never happen

>> No.18091969
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>>18090904
boomers are really dumb because america never needed smart people

that's why boomers act like literal NPCs. They mow the lawn every 2 days because "that's what ur sposed to do lol".

I've seen loads of boomers with weeds and parasitic plants growing in their bushes, they're just too stupid to deweed things because that takes intellect. They're like automatons. They're good at things that take sheer effort and nothing else.

gen Z is the exact opposite of course, infinitely adaptable but doesn't even have enough energy to leave their room.

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>>18091969
If you do just a couple of minutes of digging, you can usually reach a better diagnosis than your doctor, you can cook a better meal than your restaurant, and you can do a better masonry project than 90% of construction workers.

The boomer is based on a time that had no internet, and their brains are fully crystallized, unfluid, fully and forevially delitized with a cream cheese and bologna brainstem. Literally everything they do, with the exception of coding/engineering, is already obsolete. It's so much worse than people let on.

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>>18090794
>when link goes to 1000
linktards really believe this, fucking kek

>> No.18092178

>>18090929
I lost about 30k in all this and I went out and did yard work too. I also opened my phone and dumped 5k more into my taxable account into the biggest losers. It's not like the market will go away. It goes up and down.

>> No.18092890

>>18090904
I am a semi boomer in my forties. I withdrew my entire 401k which is about $320k. Already lost $100k from the market before I pulled the plug. Now I have to pay taxes because of early withdrawal penalties and the stock market went up. I am fuckin JUST’D

>> No.18092929

>>18092890
BUY HIGH
SELL LOW!

>> No.18092969

>>18092040
>you can usually reach a better diagnosis than your doctor
So many times I self diagnosed and got it right. Even had 1 doctor claim I have arthritis when I knew what I had was not that but something else. Hell he bagged on me for having acne. I didnt believe him regarding the arthritis and requested an xray, got it done same day. Never got any results until I called which some lady on the phone told me came out negative. Why did he never call me? Hmpf.

>> No.18093086

>>18092054
It would peak around 30$ at the top of the next bullrun, at the top of the next bullrun after that it would hit 90. 1000 is never happening, by that time were talking like 400k Bitcoin.

>> No.18093116

>>18092890
Based retard

>> No.18093440

>>18092890
gross. Maybe if you jerked off to more trannies and nigger dicks, you would have swirled up your synapses enough to not act like such a normie bitch when it matters the most. ngmi

>> No.18094697

>>18092969
doctors don't actually do anything important, or anything reasoning-based or anything like that. It's just a mafia that gives people licenses to hand out drugs.

I know because my parents are.

The entire system is grossly jewishly europoidishly overvalued. The only thing that matters is engineering, coding/IT, and spatial jobs (construction masonry etc). Everything else is kikery

>> No.18094729

>>18090794
>am i gonna have to bail out my dad when link goes to 1000 and stocks go to 0?
Your father is smarter than you, shame he's poor AF