/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18088717]

she knows her death soon because all trades have been winning with 3.0 expecting

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/

human juice:
>>18085888

[Anonymous No.18088729]

Why must you be so fucking autistic and make 15 threads?

[Anonymous No.18088758]

>>18088717

[Anonymous No.18088762]

there's already 2 threads fucking retard kill yourself

[Anonymous No.18088839]

>>18088790
it am kek
it happen to me many times O_O
just get up for look at something for literally one second then come back and down 2k

[Anonymous No.18088873]

>>18088825
Commie retard, socialism is literally just a dishonest wealth transfer scheme between the races that takes money from whites and gives it to brown invaders.
>muh rich
You're talking about average white men, who always pay for most of socialist expenditure. As always, you lefty subhumans are anti-white.

[Anonymous No.18088875]

>>18088762
>>18088729
absolutely triggered

[Anonymous No.18088895]

>>18088839
I was wondering where you disappeared off to RKG.
Been meaning to ask, what moves did you take to grow your overall position?

Glad to see another Kancolle fan.
I posted here a fair bit when I had the time back in early 2018. But then my job laid off. It was fun hanging out with you and a few others.

[Anonymous No.18088967]

>>18088895
I like them too.

[Anonymous No.18088969]

>>18088895
hello o_o
have been around finished ranking on WoW so have free time again
me not keeping ANY money in market ATM

but have been doing nothing but buying SPY and ES_F

am over all bullish ATM
will post SPY trades if want they absolutely ludicrous

[Anonymous No.18089011]

>>18088969
Sure.
I've been getting destroyed but then I'm not throwing much liquidity at the endeavor at the moment because of my risk adverse nature.

Now stop switching between threads lmao. Same anon from the other thread.

[Anonymous No.18089069]

Just bought 140 JNUG without any idea of what it is

[Anonymous No.18089140]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCKING SAUDIS GONNA REKT ME TOMORROW I'M TOTALLY FUCKED THE DARK POOLS BOUGHT THE DIPPERINO AND I'M ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRADE!!!

GUNDLACH PROBABLY RIGHT, TARGET NOT 2575 BUT 2700!!!

>>18088969
how 2 into futures?
And not losing money because levels?

I'm done playing around, I'm studying tonight. And Graham just isn't relevant right now.

[Anonymous No.18089176]

>>18088969
Yeah post your trades so I can have a laugh at what a shit trader you are.

[Anonymous No.18089219]

>>18088969
Are u number one on WoW....

[Anonymous No.18089247]

>>18089011
aye it very hard trade right now w/o lots of money
and no me only gonna post in own threads >:D

>>18089176
okay :3
gonna edit out size though because me trade same number and not want some clever anon figuring out

these 100% real trades tho with usally bigger than 100 shares

>>18089140
futures have one secret no one will ever tell you
all you gotta do am watch futures dom 12 hours day with mild but thoughtful focus

[Anonymous No.18089283]

>>18089247
Best I've done is turn a few bucks at a time doing swing trades. But I never seem to have time during the day to do so and DESU I work for a boomer company.
So I tend to watch how the futures trade during the night. Anything further on how that can be useful?

[Anonymous No.18089329]

>>18089069
you got ballz and money

[Anonymous No.18089336]

>>18089247
AAAAAAAAAAAA

Gimme some hints or a book that helped you plz
Or are Sierrachart and Dalton actually the best places to start?

[Anonymous No.18089543]

I think she vanished and fell asleep again.
RKG I STG if you're from the Old Westbury area of NYC I'm gonna message on FB with simply "Fuck you stumpies"

(I kid. I don't have you on FB)

[Anonymous No.18089546]

Hello? I'd like to talk to Bobo...........why are you doing this?

[Anonymous No.18089586]

HSI down 1.5%
And hold the fuck up the senate is voting.

[Anonymous No.18089598]

>>18089176
>>18089011
HERE SPY TRADES
they almost perfect
if you have questions about any of them will answer!

need less say... me make LOTs of money O_O

[Anonymous No.18089605]

>>18089586
it'll just delay the inevitable.

[Anonymous No.18089674]

>>18089598
I'll have questions in a little while. I think I see the pattern in that you are looking for sale volume and making a sell there, then looking for buy volume on the way down, grabbing in on some good deals.


But right now the senate is voting on the bill. So we might either see the worst economic disaster in history (Which will be good for my few put options) or a disaster but not as bad.

[Anonymous No.18089754]

>>18089069

why the fuck do people buy JNUG?

[Anonymous No.18089793]

>>18089754
Precious metals demand and too little supply to immediately fill it.

[Anonymous No.18089837]

>>18089674
me not actually look at chart at all O_O
pic is usually what watch
(one day me wish trade corn futures)

[ズーマーバイブ No.18089864]

Can we calm with the new threads please?

Also, not enough cuteposting! Step up your game anons!

[Anonymous No.18089874]

>>18089793

Why not play options on GLD or something instead of buying this ultra shitty leveraged ETF that only ever goes down?

[Anonymous No.18089888]

>>18089837
I'm looking at that pic and I see that you selected the bright red sell indicators. Can you explain what your decision making process is when you see that?
I've been slow to adopt ameritrades application. So taking that and turning it into something useful has been difficult so far.

[ズーマーバイブ No.18089900]

>>18089874
I was actually thinking about picking up GLD or QQQ lol

[Anonymous No.18089904]

>>18089336
this best book

these only vids you need watchz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geunrSPbDZU

[Anonymous No.18089971]

>democrats throw out simple republican bill to give gibs to businesses and people
>install retarded policies like abortion subsidies and no white people getting gibs pretty much
>this is fine
>republicans don't agree with this, want those points changed
>Media: REPUBLICAN SENATORS STALLING CRITICAL RELIEF BILL!!!!1!!!

[Anonymous No.18090010]

I want to make my first stock purchase tomorrow. Any guidance?

[Anonymous No.18090015]

>>18089888
sorry anon no trying be obtuse but do not know what you mean by bright red sell indicator >_> please explain more what you mean

ToS very cluncky application though. It took awhile for me learn also comming from sierra chart. What problems you having with it maybe can help?

[Anonymous No.18090031]

I bought puts right at the gray rectangle. I hope you did too. Finna be rich tmw boys, SPY going to 215 by end of next week

[Anonymous No.18090035]

>>18090010
it litterly no matter what you buy ATM, you will make money eventually
just no buy penny stock

[Anonymous No.18090072]

>>18090015
After the senate vote I'll watch the ladder video you linked and then circle back. My biggest question is when you look at your ladder chart, what catches your eye and what influences your decision? What info do you disregard?

I'm being quick because I'm running from my den to my living room as the vote happens

[Anonymous No.18090076]

>>18089598
Jesus these trades are unreal

[Anonymous No.18090101]

>>18089904
Are you tryna play me the trick on me...

[Anonymous No.18090118]

>>18089598
How do I make sense out of all these retarded squiggly lines and bars.

[Anonymous No.18090196]

I AM ABOUT TO BAKE A PRECIOUS RARE FROZEN PIZZA. 1 OF ONLY 25 IN ALL OF CANADA.

[Anonymous No.18090237]

>>18090010
VZ

[Anonymous No.18090265]

>>18090035
redit spreads widened again
10-year treasury yield .802%
1-Month Treasury at 0.01%
3-Month Treasury at -0.03%

What makes you so sure?

[Anonymous No.18090271]

>>18090010
SPXS (not really though)

[Anonymous No.18090288]

>>18090072
oh!
biggest thing look for are LARGE TRADES
someone buying 100+ lots in ES_F
someone buying 10000+ shares of SPY
whenever see giant orders like that watch how market reacts

another thing catches eye am when market price skips around

biggest thing disregard when price moving easily in direction of buys / sells
also ignore all news

what dictates buying desicion harder to explain. it have to do with how bids are being hit by asks or vice versa. watching those vids will make this make more sense. But if look at chart, almost every time me bought when bids being eaten in large chunks on refreshes.

[Anonymous No.18090307]

>>18090101
no.... ;_;

[Anonymous No.18090327]

>>18090265
do you even know what any of that mean anon?

mean really, why you even care about treasury yields ? you looking for refinance insurance on loans or something?

get real dude

[Anonymous No.18090422]

>>18089069
With the expected inflation the miners should do well.

[Anonymous No.18090534]

>>18089971
Figured that was what was going on

[Anonymous No.18090639]

>>18090101
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signals_intelligence
You're cross-analyzing human behaviors during times of crises in American past with stock trends then and now.
Consider looking at this too:
>https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/ch.html
Pay attention to the 'Economy' section. See what their topic products are for export and import? If you can somehow manage to get your hands on decoded, Chinese consumer reports, then you should be able to narrow down industries and product that will see an otherwise trend in other countries who import/export the same stuff.
Then, consider this:
>Country A was hit by coronavirus this badly compared to Country B
>Both country A and B produce these similar products/industry
>What companies from my country trade with those country's major import/export companies
This might help too.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_relations_of_the_United_States

[Anonymous No.18090645]

why is the op always anime

[Anonymous No.18090695]

>>18090645
>Comes to 4chan
>Expecting something other than anime/manga shitposting

[Anonymous No.18090721]

>247 deaths
Pretty damn good haul today boys!

[Anonymous No.18090755]

>>18090721

[Anonymous No.18090776]

I'm using Merrill Lynch app and its not giving me the ability to use options, is it some sort of other account I need to create?
Sorry new to trading

[Anonymous No.18090806]

>>18090776
Yeah I think you need to have $25k and apply for a day trading margin account

[Anonymous No.18090853]

>>18090721
ONE THOUSAND NEW YORK DEATHS ON FRIDAY

[Anonymous No.18090885]

>>18090639
Alright, now I KNOW you’re fucking with me.
>>18090645
Because we have taste.

>>18090327
I’m trying to use them as a signal for investor confidence in the economy. Yields often track with stocks lately, there was a pattern where every time the ten year sunk, especially below zero, the market (especially futures) sold off. When it went back up so did the market. I’m guessing simpler algos. Maybe that’s over and now it tracks with the price of oil or something.

[Anonymous No.18090923]

>>18090327
>>18090885
Credit spreads also... when they get wide fast, it’s major selling for a good long time. You don’t think we’re setting up the big trap?

[Anonymous No.18090943]

>>18090885
Oopsie that should say below one!!

But the below zero for US treasuries... that’s reeeeeal fuggin weird.

[Anonymous No.18090949]

Ok senate version of the bill passed. But Futures are trading down.
Congress looks to pass it too.
Even forex is trading down and I don't quite understand why.

[Anonymous No.18090968]

>>18090776
TDA lets you apply for options trading privileges without needing to obtain a margin account.

[Anonymous No.18090982]

>>18090949
buy the news sell the rumor

literally priced in was not a meme in this instance.

[Anonymous No.18090988]

>>18090721
gayoogle/wikipedia says there's a lot of chineeee people in NY state. probably many in NJ too.

[Anonymous No.18091023]

>bullcucks didn't know it's priced in

haha

[Anonymous No.18091039]

https://med.nyu.edu/asian-health/about-us/asian-americans-us

[Anonymous No.18091043]

>ITS PRICED IN BEARKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>ITS PRICED IN BULLKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>ITS PRICED IN BEARKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>ITS PRICED IN BULLKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>ITS PRICED IN BEARKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>ITS PRICED IN BULLKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

[Anonymous No.18091049]

>>18090949
>having to bail out the entire failing U.S economy is bullish

babbies f

[Anonymous No.18091050]

>>18090982
It's the other way around space cadet.

[Anonymous No.18091061]

>>18090949
Wow there's a relief bill? I didn't even know that they were working on it. Why didn't anybody tell me? I should purchase stocks because this bill that I never knew was going to happen just came out of nowhere!

[Anonymous No.18091065]

>IT'S PRICED IN BULLS BTFO
>IT'S PRICED IN BULLS BTFO
>IT'S PRICED IN BULLS BTFO
>IT'S PRICED IN BULLS BTFO
>IT'S PRICED IN BULLS BTFO

[Anonymous No.18091073]

>ITS PRICED IN BULLKEKS AND BEARKEKS BTFO

[Anonymous No.18091074]

>bumped limit hasnt been reached
>animefag links his "new thread"
I dont know whats worse, anime fags or congress

[Anonymous No.18091076]

WAS IT PRICED IN OR PRICED OUT????????

[Anonymous No.18091075]

>IT WASN'T PRICED IN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I GOT TOO COCKY BROS
>IT WASN'T PRICED IN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I GOT TOO COCKY BROS
>IT WASN'T PRICED IN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I GOT TOO COCKY BROS
>IT WASN'T PRICED IN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I GOT TOO COCKY BROS
>IT WASN'T PRICED IN
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>IT WASN'T PRICED IN
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>IT WASN'T PRICED IN
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>IT WASN'T PRICED IN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I GOT TOO COCKY BROS
>IT WASN'T PRICED IN
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>IT WASN'T PRICED IN
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>IT WASN'T PRICED IN
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>IT WASN'T PRICED IN
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>IT WASN'T PRICED IN
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>IT WASN'T PRICED IN
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>IT WASN'T PRICED IN
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[Anonymous No.18091077]

priced in. snibby wins AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18091082]

ze bulls bouet ze dip
domp eet

[Anonymous No.18091086]

>>18091050
buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.18091089]

MURDER MURDER MURDER
RAPE
RAPE
RAPE
DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH

[Anonymous No.18091099]

>>18088717
Are these info US-only? Non-american newfag here

[Anonymous No.18091109]

>IT WAS PRICED IN BEARS BTFO
>NO IT WASNT PRICED IN AAAAAAAAA
>IT WAS PRICED IN BULLS BTFO
>NO IT WASNT PRICED IN AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18091111]

>>18091086
Oh, woops.
I forgot some people are stock market charities sometimes.

[Anonymous No.18091117]

Trump probably told Republicans to hide random partisan meme Easter eggs in the bill under Thursday to distract the news from the unemployment claims report. The timing is so obvious

[Anonymous No.18091118]

>>18091076
PRICED OUT ISN'T A THING
RETARDED BULLS THINK IT'S THEIR WORDS
THE STIMULUS WAS ALREADY PRICED IN, FUTURES ARE TANKING
SIMPLE AS

[Anonymous No.18091123]

I'll tell you what isn't priced in, 80% unemployment tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18091126]

Bill passed.
Absolute indifference in the markets

[Anonymous No.18091130]

don't FUCKING reply to me BITCHES

[Anonymous No.18091133]

>>18090695
Seems more like a circlejerk to me

[Anonymous No.18091134]

>>18091075
uhhhhh hello
based department

[Anonymous No.18091139]

>bulls thought the stimulus wasn't priced in already

[Anonymous No.18091140]

>>18091130
or what, faggot?

[Anonymous No.18091141]

>>18091117
trump doesn't have enough brainpower to think ahead.

[Anonymous No.18091142]

>>18091118
Wtf it's not even that bad. Bear bros are going for low hanging fruit here with a lot of risk. Seems kind of dumb

[Anonymous No.18091143]

>>18090982
buy the rumor sell the news brainlet

[Anonymous No.18091148]

Senate passed it.

Oh no, my puts.
We are all rooting for you high unemployment number. You are my only hope!

[Anonymous No.18091151]

>>18091076
Whats priced in is 2 bad quarters, a weak year, & everything going back to normal by summer. I doubt that'll happen. We'll go back to normal prematurely as soon as the curve flattens, causing another spike & then its back to square one. This will repeat until there's a vaccine which will take years

[Anonymous No.18091153]

>>18091143
*snib* :D

[Anonymous No.18091157]

>>18090721
bullish

[Anonymous No.18091158]

Make up your fucking minds you fucking retards, was it priced in or priced out, was Bobo or Mumu btfo, are you a fucking cum guzzling faggot or not shut the fuck up holy shit

[Anonymous No.18091160]

>>18091123
>80%
Where the fuck do you get such a percentage from??? Wishful thinking land?

[Anonymous No.18091169]

>>18091141
He's obsessed with the markets, everything he's done so far has been a vain attempt to pump out good news

[Anonymous No.18091173]

>>18090806
>>18090968
Interesting.. Thanks

Are there any good guides on how to navigate options? It seems like there a little more intricate than I was ready for

[Anonymous No.18091174]

>>18091074
>animefags

[Anonymous No.18091175]

Passed senate, Official vote 96-0

[Anonymous No.18091179]

[Anonymous No.18091185]

>>18091158
How about think for yourself you fucking concussed retard. Imagine coming here and relying on random shitposters to inform your tiny god damn brain

[Anonymous No.18091187]

>100% unemployment

[Anonymous No.18091191]

>>18091118
if it's a move of less than 1% in the futures while the VIX is over fucking 50, it's nothing. This is NOTHING.

Now, someone who's been paying attention PLEASE tell me: Is the house going to pass it? Or is Drumplestiltskin going to sign or VETO it??

[Anonymous No.18091192]

BOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

[Anonymous No.18091193]

PASSED
https://www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-bill/748

>(Sec. 2) This bill repeals the excise tax on employer-sponsored health care coverage for which there is an excess benefit (high-cost plans). The repeal applies to taxable years beginning after December 31, 2019. (Under current law, the tax is scheduled to take effect in 2022.)

>(Sec. 3) This section exempts the budgetary effects of this bill from the Pay-As-You-Go (PAYGO) scorecards maintained under the Statutory Pay-As-You-Go Act of 2010 or by the Senate under the FY2018 congressional budget resolution.

Literally a nothing burger!

[Anonymous No.18091195]

>>18091169
What are you talking about? He has been giving daily live updates from the White House and it's been helping show how biased and full of shit the media are and he has managed to improve his approval numbers and is getting support from even far left progressives. Do you have Trump derangement syndrome?

[Anonymous No.18091197]

Are there any good APIs out there to funnel market info into a Python program?

[Anonymous No.18091200]

sorry bull and bear cucks, Crab bros always win

[Anonymous No.18091203]

ARE WE GETTING TRUMPBUX

[Anonymous No.18091205]

> Make up your fucking minds you fucking retards, was it priced in or priced out, was Bobo or Mumu btfo, are you a fucking cum guzzling faggot or not shut the fuck up holy shit

[Anonymous No.18091211]

>>18091195
obsessed

[Anonymous No.18091213]

So...Senate passed it 100-0. Fuck. That is really god damn bullish. Futures still slightly red, I have hope my SQQQ and shorts will pay out. Please please do go down tomorrow. We been up for 2 days now on constant bad news. Now that we have good news, please go down. It is only fair.

[Anonymous No.18091214]

>>18090645
because this is a weebsite

[Anonymous No.18091221]

>>18091211
>projection

[Anonymous No.18091222]

>>18091203
no

[Anonymous No.18091224]

>>18091179
>Friday
L M A O

[Anonymous No.18091225]

>>18089069
Probably 90% of the traders who trade it don't know either lol.

[Anonymous No.18091226]

>>18091195
he giving making daily updates 30 minutes before market close every day when the DOW went to shit. Wake up senpai

[Anonymous No.18091228]

>>18091203
am me really getting free money even though not have officially job and no taxes payed O_O ?

[Anonymous No.18091229]

Guys the Senate just passed the bill 114-0. What happens now.

[Anonymous No.18091230]

>>18091191
never reply to me ever again anime freak!

[Anonymous No.18091232]

>>18091203
Of course we are. We got obamabux, you werent too young for that right? Why wouldn't we get trumpbux

[Anonymous No.18091233]

>>18091148
I have two puts against disney. I'm praying that the numbers will tank them for me

[Anonymous No.18091244]

WHY DID THE FUTURES DUMP WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.18091247]

>>18091228
only if you filed

[Anonymous No.18091248]

>>18091179
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18091250]

>>18091228
if you have a SSN sure

[Anonymous No.18091251]

>>18091203
Some of us are, but neets who didn't make at least $2500 of income in 2018 aren't. That's how I read it, anyway.

[Anonymous No.18091252]

>>18091228
BUT I HAD BOTH OF THOSE

[Anonymous No.18091253]

>>18090196
>canadian
>still hasn't found a taste of that qipao qt
half your damn country is chinese, make your damn move. tell them bitches you got that frozen pizza they like...

[Anonymous No.18091254]

>>18091213
Bears are going to get bitch smacked by reality that they treated a pandemic like it was the great depression.

[Anonymous No.18091256]

>>18091229
The stocks go up.

[Anonymous No.18091260]

>>18091229
Since when did the US have 57 states

[Anonymous No.18091264]

>>18091229
priced in so nothing.

[Anonymous No.18091265]

>>18091187
>>100% unemployment
Is such a thing even possible?

Yes

[Anonymous No.18091266]

>>18091179
>friday
SO YOU'RE SAYING WE HAVE ONE DAY TO DOMP EET BOBROS

[Anonymous No.18091267]

>>18091213
Unemployment numbers coming out, earnings reports still not out. Etc etc etc.

[Anonymous No.18091268]

>>18091213
HOLY SHIT YOU RETARDS
WE'VE KNOWN IT WAS GOING TO PASS FOR DAYS NOW
EVERYONE BOUGHT ACCORDINGLY A.K.A IT'S PRICED IN
IT'S GOING TO FALL TOMORROW, IT'S OVERDUE AFTER SUCH A LONG PERIOD OF GROWTH AND THERE IS GOING TO BE A PRO-BOBO JOBS REPORT
SIMPLE FUCKING AS

[Anonymous No.18091270]

>>18091179

[Anonymous No.18091272]

>>18091230
>He doesn't jerk it to Megumin

[Anonymous No.18091273]

>>18091191
You can't just post Megumin without giving us a peak at her butthole.
:(

[Anonymous No.18091279]

>>18091173

Each firm has requirements for who it allows to trade options. Some are very conservative and some like Robin Hood are a meme. The firms themselves decide who can trade uncovered options and who to extend margin to. Margin is a loan, and if you don't have money and you're a retard, you have a small chance of paying them back.

To set up options each brokerage will allow you to apply through their website or app and you'll fill out information based on income trading experience etc. There's nothing to stop you from lying on these but if you don't know the risks for writing an uncovered call you shouldn't have one.

[Anonymous No.18091284]

>>18091260
Don't bully the anon in the other timeline

[Anonymous No.18091285]

>>18091244
le buy the rumor sell the news meme

[Anonymous No.18091289]

>>18091228
NO, NEETS DO NOT RECEIVE ANYTHING:

“(2) TAXPAYER DESCRIBED.—A taxpayer is described in this paragraph if the taxpayer—

“(A) has qualifying income of at least $2,500, or

“(B) has—

“(i) net income tax liability which is greater than zero, and

“(ii) gross income which is greater than the basic standard deduction.

[Anonymous No.18091292]

>>18091226
>30 mind before the market close
Nice try faggot but he isn't doing it like that anymore. He did that shit on days when the market was puking it's guts out. Did you really think our orangutan president would really just let the stock market tank?

[Anonymous No.18091296]

>>18091197
i had never heard of Newton and the south sea stock, i feel better knowing that even smart people are bad at this

[Anonymous No.18091298]

S&P is climbing out of its slump. Don't celebrate too fast Bearbros.

[Anonymous No.18091302]

>>18091268
How the fuck is the bill priced in but the catastrophic jobs report it was meant to address is not priced in.

[Anonymous No.18091305]

BVLLSVVVVVVRGE

[Anonymous No.18091307]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE FUTURES GREEN DILDOS

[Anonymous No.18091308]

>>18091285
It's not a meme it's the fucking truth we just have a lot of retarded faggots who haven't figured this out.

[Anonymous No.18091310]

>>18091179
what is remote voting?

wagies have to work from home this is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18091319]

>>18091191
I'm gonna make megumin my wife

[Anonymous No.18091324]

>>18091289
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“(2) TAXPAYER DESCRIBED.—A taxpayer is described in this paragraph if the taxpayer—

“(A) has qualifying income of at least $2,500, or

“(B) has—

“(i) net income tax liability which is greater than zero, and

“(ii) gross income which is greater than the basic standard deduction.

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[Anonymous No.18091327]

>>18091302
Because that's going to be priced in tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18091330]

>>18091307
>>18091305
NOOOO NOT MY SQQQRINOS
NOT MY HECKIN TVIX BORKER LONGBOIS

[Anonymous No.18091338]

>>18091327
IT'S ALREADY BEEN PRICED IN
SPY 180 APRIL 1ST
THESE NIGGAS GOING ON RECESS BEFORE IT'S PASSED IN THE HOUSE AAHHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18091342]

>>18091302
The 4K loss on the dow tomorrow will be the pricing in.

[Anonymous No.18091345]

aaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back

[Anonymous No.18091346]

>>18091302
Because we know the generals of the bill, but not the unemployment number.

[Anonymous No.18091352]

>>18091324
Based, fucking lazy ants

[Anonymous No.18091359]

>>18091324
>at least $2500
FUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKKK I MADE $2200 LAST YEAR THESE FUCKING TALMUDIC REPITLE SHIT HEADS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY TIMES MY FINGERS BURNED AND CRACKED FROM DOING DISHES
FUCK JEWS
FUCK NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.18091361]

>>18091302
If it exists, it's priced in. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.18091369]

Nothing is priced in, you retards. Unemployment isn't priced in, everyone dying from corona-chsn isn't priced in anf neither is the stimulus priced in.

You wanna know why? Markets aren't rational and the price is being moved by people with biases and fucky hifg freq algos.

I repeat: NOTHING IS PRICED IN, NEITHER ON THE BULL NOR BEAR SIDE. MARKETS ARE FUNDAMENTALLY IRRATIONAL.

[Anonymous No.18091371]

if the futures go green i'm going to stop posting, don't ask or wonder why

[Anonymous No.18091376]

>>18091369
Sounds like somebody who got burned from being PRICED THE FUCK IN.

[Anonymous No.18091377]

>>18091346
There is general predictions of 2.5mill. Unless it hits 3, its all green

[Anonymous No.18091380]

bearkeks on suicide watch rn

[Anonymous No.18091381]

>>18088969
What server?

[Anonymous No.18091382]

>>18091302

Because I honestly think today was the major firms short squeezing and bull baiting for a market dump of epic proportions.

[Anonymous No.18091388]

>>18091359
>$2200
did you work for a whole month?

[Anonymous No.18091390]

>>18091369
But that's the trick. The irrationality is in fact, priced in

[Anonymous No.18091396]

>>18091302
unemployment was priced in on monday which along with sideways eight brrr is why the market bounced so hard. tomorrow will be red. crabbed red most likely.

[Anonymous No.18091405]

>>18091371
Oh no not wojack poster#50987

[Anonymous No.18091404]

>>18091376
Yeqh, just like how the bitcoin halving is priced in, amirite? People who say priced in don't know anything about speculation. This is a clownmarket, son

[Anonymous No.18091406]

In how many hours am I able to purchase SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.18091407]

>>18091254
This IS a depression now.

>>18091267
I pray it is as bad as we hope tomorrow. Waking up early to view it.

>>18091268
I pray I pray I pray.

>>18091380
I really am. I thought I was fine at the end of the day after the long hold. I'm not.

[Anonymous No.18091408]

AND............
IT'S CRABBING

[Anonymous No.18091409]

>>18089069
Remember that's a leveraged ETF. If the market goes down, it'll lose more. Think of it as a short term buy and sell, do not keep money in that long term.

[Anonymous No.18091414]

how much of pricing in has actually been priced in? or has pricing in been priced in so much that it negates it and actually isn't priced in?

[Anonymous No.18091417]

yeah WE'VE priced it in but the computer traders are going to scrape the jobs report and kill the market skynet style

[Anonymous No.18091419]

>The market tomorrow is a 2.2 Trillion dollar stimulus package getting passed VS an unemployment report in the millions

CHAOS MARKET

WHO WILL WIN

[Anonymous No.18091430]

>>18091289
>Worked in 2018
>quit in early 2019
YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
GIMME THEM NEETBUCKERINOS!!!

>>18091302
no one realllly knows man... just one of those mysteries of life
>>18091369
well that's obviously false
>>18091359
it's 2018 tho innit?
Also, the world is gonna keep shitting on you if you fill your "soul" with hatred like this. It's not a good way to live.

>>18091377
Also this, I actually do think it's priced in, because it crashed the market to circuit breakers last week.

[Anonymous No.18091433]

>>18091414
Everything has been priced in. The Stocks will never go up or down ever again.

[Anonymous No.18091437]

>>18091359
It's for 2018, 2019 only if you didn't file 2018

[Anonymous No.18091438]

Restaurant owner just said "we'll just go further in debt"
People in tears. Yikes.

[Anonymous No.18091441]

>>18091433

damn... thats cray

[Anonymous No.18091445]

>>18091359
Pathetic

[Anonymous No.18091447]

>stimulus bill passed
It's the death of America as we know it. Remember this date people. March 25, 2020. The death of USA, we're now USSA (United Soviet/Socialist States of America). We're FUCKED.

[Anonymous No.18091453]

>>18091438
doesn't the loan turn into a grant if payroll goes back to before all this eventually?

[Anonymous No.18091454]

>>18091388
4 months, 4 hour shifts, 3 days a week
summer job im still in school

[Anonymous No.18091456]

>>18091419
>the market reacts to a 2-3 week unemployment meme

[Anonymous No.18091462]

Is Trumo dying from the corona virus priced in? Is the us surpassing china in a month priced in? Is that fact that stock trading will be put on hold in 2 months time priced in? Are the riots priced in? Is tge civil war priced in?

[Anonymous No.18091464]

>>18091369
Nah it's been priced in.>>18091408

[Anonymous No.18091467]

>>18088717
>Immune system shot
>Has a fever
Based retard

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18091473]

>>18091197
I told you guys not to go full bear and to use your profits to buy more long positions.

[Anonymous No.18091477]

Nothing is priced in or priced out.

The market moves on a purely deterministic, Newtonian course. The entire future of the market has been predetermined since the first buy order.

We try to assign meaning to the markets movements, and attribute it to news events, but it's really just pure physics.

[Anonymous No.18091479]

>>18091456
>He thinks the Corona is causing only temporary unemployment

brainlet

[Anonymous No.18091481]

why the fuck did cruz waste so much of my time but end up voting yes, and how did they pass it while seriously fucking over DC

[Anonymous No.18091484]

>>18091473
? Futures are red

[Anonymous No.18091485]

This bulltrap is going to be epic. Everyone really thinks virus will pass by summer without a vaccine

[Anonymous No.18091488]

PRICED THE FUCK IN
>FINAL VOTE HASN'T EVEN BEEN SCHEDULED YET KEK

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18091496]

>>18091484
NEVERMIND WE'RE GOOD

[Anonymous No.18091498]

>>18091462
America turning into a communist state is priced in.

[Anonymous No.18091514]

>>18091488
Checked

[Anonymous No.18091516]

>>18091485
Is the bulltrap priced in? Is pricing in of the false hope of a vaccine priced in?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18091515]

>>18091488
Congress will auto approve, they sent the bill to the senate to begin with.

https://twitter.com/AlexNBCNews/status/1243016514594377728

[Anonymous No.18091520]

>>18091419
The stimulus won't bring back jobs or consumption. It might help a few people from being homeless, but it's not enough for alot of people in big cities. Market might play retarded anyways and pump though.

[Anonymous No.18091524]

>>18091407
I bet you were one of those ass holes who laughed at me when I said that the bottom was priced in last week.

[Anonymous No.18091527]

>>18091479
capped, this shit began and ended in a third world country in 3 months. This seething bearkek thinks that this wont be over in a month

[Anonymous No.18091528]

>yes, I understand that the stimulus was already priced in and that tomorrow will be red, how can you tell?

[Anonymous No.18091529]

THE PRICE IN GOT TOO COCKY BEARBULLS

[Anonymous No.18091533]

>>18091498
Was the crearion and fall of the USSR priced into to the panik of 1907?

[Anonymous No.18091545]

If tomorrow isn’t red I’m fucked. I’m all in on SQQQ. I dumped my life savings ($34,000)

[Anonymous No.18091550]

If market is green tomorrow I’ll sell my calls and get the FUCK out, this shit is about to collapse

[Anonymous No.18091551]

>>18091453
Dude are you even white?

[Anonymous No.18091555]

Tomorrow is going to be the biggest stock market increase in US history

[Anonymous No.18091556]

Is this post priced in?

[Anonymous No.18091557]

OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY COCKBROS!

[Anonymous No.18091559]

>>18091477
Nah the bottom has been priced in.

[Anonymous No.18091561]

>>18091524
Maybe. Actually no, I been lurking until this week just making gains every day. But now I am holding these SQQQ shares and just want that last final sweet push until my bankroll is big enough to properly invest while making meaningful gains.

[Anonymous No.18091565]

>>18090923
if there any trap it not being 100% in cash
shorts and longs will both be fugged during deflation

[Anonymous No.18091573]

>>18091545
I dont understand how it will be red with the new bill passing. Although I think the 2nd half of this week and the first half of next week will be a blood bath

[Anonymous No.18091575]

>>18091557
Is the cock priced in?

[Anonymous No.18091579]

>>18091545
Are you loaded up on Margin? Why can't you just hodl?

[Anonymous No.18091584]

>>18091433
Based. I know there's gonna be a big crash but I don't believe tomorrow will be the catalyst. Still waking up at 6 to view the shitshow as always, though. Sorry bobos, it looks like you might be getting routed.

[Anonymous No.18091585]

There are crab markets, there are bear markets, and there are bull markets. But nobody told you... about... the schizo market

[Anonymous No.18091589]

So are the job losses that aren't priced in yet already priced in?

[Anonymous No.18091591]

>>18091573
because the bill has already been priced in for a whole two days

[Anonymous No.18091595]

>>18091545
sending good vibes your way bearbro

[Anonymous No.18091598]

>>18091545
Kek, you need to download pink wojacks for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18091601]

>>18089598
Cant read this. What is ur total returns % for this year on net eorth

[Anonymous No.18091602]

>>18091575
The cock is never priced in, you cannot beat the cock.

[Anonymous No.18091604]

>>18091579
I guess but I need to fucking eat and Webull takes forever to withdraw money. I still have to sell and let funds settle.

[Anonymous No.18091612]

>>18091579
wtf, are you me?

[Anonymous No.18091619]

>>18091561
Good luck with that, you ass holes nearly convinced me to let go of AMD.

[Anonymous No.18091622]

>>18091545
Why would you do such a thing, anon? That's insane. half would have been more than enough.
There's not enough signals to indicate to me to do something so drastic. Hell, I am still in-between selling off my dividends or not.

[Anonymous No.18091627]

if you guys keep pricing things in, reddit will start to price in like they priced in the printing meme. so you'd better stop.

[Anonymous No.18091629]

>stimulus bill passed
>/biz/ says RED for tomorrow
no wonder this board is known for pink wojaks

[Anonymous No.18091630]

>>18091545
BEARS BTFO

[Anonymous No.18091631]

>>18091591
I guess you are right. these huge fucking ass case numbers coming in would offset this good news

[Anonymous No.18091634]

>>18091545
I know that feel bro, somehow ended up with 90k in puts and SQQQ because I kept doubling down.

[Anonymous No.18091640]

>>18091557
OH COCK COCK COCK WE GOT COCK COCK COCK COCK!

[Anonymous No.18091641]

its over, we got too pricey cockbros

[Anonymous No.18091648]

The bill is already priced in
Unemployment announcement tomorrow

I’m shorting nasdaq and Dow. How brainlet am I. H-help

[Anonymous No.18091650]

>>18091369
its all priced in

[Anonymous No.18091651]

>>18091612
Eu cdc said its not going away in summer.

“There is no evidence to date that SARS-CoV-2 will display a marked winter seasonality, such as other human coronaviruses in the northern hemisphere,” the ECDC said in a report, using the name for the novel virus that causes the COVID-19 disease.


Annyone betting against that? I think its very seasonal and trump gets an Easter miracle

[Anonymous No.18091654]

>>18091629
Fucking bears are delusional. I was so annoyed arguing with these dickheads last week that we hit bottom and now they get to pay with blood!

[Anonymous No.18091657]

>>18091629
Bro why do you think this shit pumped 12% in the last 2 days

[Anonymous No.18091658]

>>18091279
>some like Robin Hood are a meme.
How do you mean that? I'd really only like to use calls and puts, as shorting seems like it could really backfire on you. I don't really have the 25k like the earlier post had said.
What is the best way for me to use those two options today without a large amount of cash on hand?
Thanks

[Anonymous No.18091659]

>>18091619
I sold AMD at 46 because I bought that fucking turd at 44.18 and I wanted to get rid of it as fast as possible.

Thank you Jesus, never again I'm FOMOing. I'd rather miss out than have my funds locked in the eternal crab.

[Anonymous No.18091665]

>>18091629
this, tomorrow will be a gold mine for everyone who bought the dip. SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.18091667]

>>18091545
LARP post screenshot faggot

[Anonymous No.18091668]

>>18091629
how will someone take screencaps of all these people who don't know the stimulus was being priced in for the past two days

[Anonymous No.18091671]

>>18091640
COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK!

[Anonymous No.18091675]

Listen to me retards:
>If something can be predicted ahead of time with a high degree of accuracy and everybody's expecting... IT'S FUCKING PRICED IN... If it gets released as everyone expecting it.
On the other hand:
IF NEWS GETS RELEASED THAT NOBODY WAS EXPECTING OR OF SOMETHING WAS RELEASED THAT WAS FAR OFF FROM ESTIMATES... Then that is NOT priced in. Stop this shitty meme. Every retard knew this bill was going to pass.

[Anonymous No.18091677]

>>18091289
:(
nothing good ever happen to me with out me trying so hard :(
wtb free money

>>18091381
herod!

>>18091467
fever caused by inflammation anon
literally her whole body so inflamed she have fever

[Anonymous No.18091679]

>>18091648
Bernanke's 34 million unemployed is preemptively priced in, tomorrow will bring a pump. Kill yourself now to preserve the honor of your family.

[Anonymous No.18091683]

>>18091648
>NASDAQ
Very. Tech sector is doing well but that means fuck all honestly since we're in clown world economy.
DOW is a good short, it's going to fucking plummet once boomers realize we're about to see 30% unemployment OR MORE.

[Anonymous No.18091684]

>>18091675
Sounds like you're about to get PRICED THE FUCK IN anon. God help you.

[Anonymous No.18091685]

>>18091658
>Calls and puts

>Shorting seems to back fire on you.

Anon, this might not be for you.

[Anonymous No.18091690]

what ISN'T priced in?

[Anonymous No.18091693]

ALL IS WELL PEOPLE

>*cough*

TRUMPBUX ARE ON THE WAY

[Anonymous No.18091694]

>>18091477
uhwoa

[Anonymous No.18091698]

>>18091604
If you need cash for food you probably put too much money in. Can you get a loan from a family member for food? Those are the best short term interest free loans.

>>18091612
Where did you get this picture of me from???
(But seriously I'm on a different computer at the moment so my only pictures are from the last few generals)

[Anonymous No.18091700]

>>18091690
the jobs report tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18091702]

>>18091629
says the Bullcuck that got rekt last Friday buying calls for the "MUH QUAD WITCHING PUMP"

[Anonymous No.18091703]

>>18091545
Sending low vibrations your way I got 3k ready to go to buy this dump

[Anonymous No.18091705]

>>18091659
Bought in at 39.80 and just kept drinking and refusing to sell until 46.00

Fucking alcoholism is a skill if you do it right.

[Anonymous No.18091707]

>>18091671
COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK!

[Anonymous No.18091708]

>>18091690
Surprises

[Anonymous No.18091709]

>>18091693
are coofs priced in?

[Anonymous No.18091712]

RED!
>GREEN!
RED!
>GREEN!

[Tomorrow is King Crab]

[Anonymous No.18091713]

>>18091690
Trump and Biden both succumbing to Corona

[Anonymous No.18091716]

>>18091477
look who strolled in from 9gag

[Anonymous No.18091723]

>>18091709
priced in 100%

[Anonymous No.18091725]

>>18091698
here have this picture of pepe eating shit
i have a fine collection of pictures, you shall take them my disciple!

[Anonymous No.18091724]

>>18091700
priced in

[Anonymous No.18091733]

>>18091700
No that's priced in.

[Anonymous No.18091741]

>>18091685
Dude I'm literally 3 days into trading lol, all I've done is dump 2k among Carnival, Norwegian and American Airlines. I literally don't know what im doing.
Help

[Anonymous No.18091746]

>>18091690
Effect of BWC on Pacific exchange markets in the 2020s

[Anonymous No.18091747]

why futures -1% if priced in

[Anonymous No.18091749]

>>18091725
unironically priced in

[Anonymous No.18091750]

>>18091690
Wallstreets fancy algorithm and trading machines are always pricing everything thing in a thousand times a second until the Bogs call.

[Anonymous No.18091753]

>>18091705
Based alcomancer anon, booze helped me make baby steps to getting over my social autism.

[Anonymous No.18091756]

>>18091724
>>18091733
>>18091749
it's priced in, not yours, mine

[Anonymous No.18091765]

>>18091747
Because people have become retarded and forgotten futures don't mean shit when it comes to the day.

[Anonymous No.18091768]

>>18091764
>>18091764
>>18091764
new

[Anonymous No.18091770]

>>18091279
lol nigga who actually writes calls outside of firms

[Anonymous No.18091772]

>>18091690
Me. *subdues with chokehold from behind*

[Anonymous No.18091775]

Imma gonna get some bear certificates with 8 times leverage after the market opens.

Am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.18091777]

>>18091545

[Anonymous No.18091806]

me make thread cont:

>>18091776


>>18091776


>>18091776

new!!

>>18091776

[Anonymous No.18091840]

>>18091741
Just dividens?

Basically a call is purchasing a bunch of shares at a lower price and betting they will go up && puts are to opposite of that.

When you buy a call you can only loose what you bought, so, if you pay 1$ for 100 shares (every option you buy will be in sets of 100) then the gains you can make, theoretically, are infinite as long as it goes up not down. With calls you are better the stock will go up.


Puts; this is why they are dangerous, puts are betting the market will go down, but, if it goes up you can, theoretically, loose infinite money.

You can only sell when your options hit the strike price or higher/lower than sed strike price.

Don't bet on puts unless you know what you are doing man, You can ruin your life. I am new too and I only have dividends. I will make more than enough from the dividends aone.
At least enough to keep generating passive income ontop of my savings and job. Be smart don't be stupid.

I do plan on placing some calls in the future if I Can wrangle up the cash.

>>18091747
Lol, you think -1 is scary after all the site we just saw in the last month? We broke records for 4 solid days in a row in many different faucets.

[Anonymous No.18091846]

>>18090923
Credit spreads? How do you set em up?

[Anonymous No.18091861]

>>18091232
I don’t remember that at all.

Do you mean the Bush Bucks?

[Anonymous No.18091951]

>>18091545
Hold anon 7k in sqqq next week will be our time

[Anonymous No.18091967]

>>18091725
I prefers cutes over funnies and frenfrogs but I'll take them. I have a cloud filled with cutes so maybe I should invest into one for shitposting

>>18091753
My parents were druggies and I never drank once in my life. I find just talking to random people helped me get over my terrible talking skills. Like in high school events I would walk into random groups and talk to them.

>>18091768
>>18091806
How to I long smg forks??

[Anonymous No.18091983]

>>18091565
What?!
But you just said:
>>18090035
>eventually
Oh fug I missed that. I thought you were being very bullish.
So you’re all cash gang?

>>18091565
Also... you think MORE deflation? I been adding to my gold on the dips... and Mr. “fat sacks of dollars” Warren Buffet just took out debt in Yen. I don’t jnderstand at all, everyone said he had tooooo much cash and was stupid for sitting out the bull run. Now too much cash is not enough? Is he shorting/hedging the dollar?

>>18091651
Absence of evidence ≠ evidence of absence
There’s no evidence for it because we’ve never seen this virus during the summer before, no way to know with any certainty.

[Anonymous No.18091997]

>>18089140
I follow gundlach carefully and am a fan, but he's made bad calls before...plus it will probably drop again and retest 18,000 again before getting up to right around 3/13's close. Then it should streak down again. But it's really hard to say. I do feel confident that tomorrow is a big down day. Market is overbought too.

[Anonymous No.18092075]

>>18091997
Goldman said we’re going to push toward S&P 2000 before ending the year at 3000.

You like gundlach? I’ve only been following analysts long enough to know that Dwyer, El-Erian, and Cramer nailed this. Do not buy the dip. Do not trust this rally. Fuggin goddamn right.

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>>18091967
This level of autism was not priced in. Holy shit lmao at your life.

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>>18091359
Welp trump just lost my vote

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>>18091698
You should grab pictures not from smg! Use your own taste and express yourself!

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>>18092075
Has Goldman been (publicly) correct once this year?

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>>18091967
>senjougahara
Not bad. But kanberu is pretty damn best.

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>>18091725
Lmao

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>>18091629
buy the rumor sell the news.

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>>18091179
Bearish.
>to general public: "go back to work 'we' cant shut down the economy"
>to each other: "fellow politicans we need to find a way to protect ourselves and since we are our own managers lets group up and find a way to do that quickly"

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>>18092150
>kanberu
I never heard of her, don't tell anybody this, but I haven't watched any of the -gataris. Do you recommend any of them? I think I'll do some DD and add her to my port regardless

>>18092128
You're right but often I feel others already express my thoughts or will in time so my posting is minimal

/blog

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>>18092307
Kanbaru I think?
Wait you haven’t?
They were fun and cute and highly stylized so best to torrent and watch in HD

[Anonymous No.18092421]

lock in my losses or hold bros?

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>>18092146
they aren't making the big bucks being publicly correct.

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>>18092421
hold retard, we have to see how tomorrow turns out.
can't promise you anything anon, but it might be red!

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>>18091369
Thank you
Fucking based

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>>18092471
Hope