/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

[Anonymous No.18073529]

End of the world edition for food, fuel and bullet management during the civil break down

Brokers:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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Free chart:
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screeners:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>>18072759

[Anonymous No.18073551]

[Anonymous No.18073563]

+0.15
>+0.15
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>+0.15
+0.15
>+0.15
+0.15
>+0.15

[Anonymous No.18073565]

BOBOS ASSEMBLE!!!!

[Anonymous No.18073595]

Anyone want to make some Vegas bets on how this ends?

[Anonymous No.18073600]

to whoever called me a boomer in the last thread, fuck you. im 49

[Anonymous No.18073604]

Imagine being a dumbfuck bull

[Anonymous No.18073611]

>two green days
>my account still hasn't been opened
Should I call them? Is it taking this long because the broker is not operating at full capacity because of COVID19?

[Anonymous No.18073612]

I AM ETERNAL
>I AM ETERNAL
I AM ETERNAL
>I AM ETERNAL
I AM ETERNAL
>I AM ETERNAL

snibsnabfam

[Anonymous No.18073617]

>>18073600
the fuck u doin here granpa

[Anonymous No.18073627]

>>18073551
God no please don't tell fujoshi how to invest. They'll ruin everything.

[Anonymous No.18073649]

HAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED RETARDED BULLS

[Anonymous No.18073651]

Red
>Red
Red
>Red
Red
>Red
Red
>Red
Red
>Red

[Anonymous No.18073660]

IT

BEGINS

[Anonymous No.18073672]

HOW ARE YOU NIGGERS LOSING MONEY RIGHT NOW THIS SHIT IS EASY AS FUCK

[Anonymous No.18073673]

ARE YOU SWEATING "BULL"?

[Anonymous No.18073677]

sorry bobros, you know how it is

[Anonymous No.18073678]

>>18073600
Also I'm trans if that matters

[Anonymous No.18073691]

trillions

[Anonymous No.18073695]

>>18073627
It is too late, they're buying the dip.

[Anonymous No.18073742]

buying calls, fuck you bobos

[Anonymous No.18073770]

THE PATTERN IS BACK BOYS
RED DAY TODAY
FRIDAY BLOODBATH CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.18073902]

Got into trading yesterday with $53 and am already losing. God am I stupid, impulse buying.

[Anonymous No.18074002]

>>18073902
You don't lose money if you don't sell.

[Anonymous No.18074025]

Stop crabing and just drop already.

[Anonymous No.18074028]

>>18073595
How do I short the royal family?

[Anonymous No.18074117]

>>18073902
fucking kek

i feel you tho bro. hang in there. i am also a poorfag

[Anonymous No.18074153]

Where my crab niggas at?!

[Anonymous No.18074158]

so bruhs
red day or green day?

[Anonymous No.18074159]

>>18073902
Yeah I’m trying to get started with some cheapies, idk if I should wait for another bottom. Trying to hold long

[Anonymous No.18074171]

>>18073902
Good job you fucking retard, you bought the top. You listened to the retarded bullniggers here, didn't you?
BUY HIGH
SELL LOW
FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.18074198]

Is unemployment number coming out tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18074223]

>>18074002
>>18073902
This just hold bro.

[Anonymous No.18074229]

>>18074198
Tomorrow. Although they’re probably available at the state level already

[Anonymous No.18074237]

Buy MRO now or wait? TELL ME QUICK

[Anonymous No.18074254]

>>18074158

[Anonymous No.18074257]

>>18073678
disgusting boomer tranny

[Anonymous No.18074338]

>>18074198
April 3rd. Passing the stimulus today.


https://www.bls.gov/schedule/news_release/empsit.htm

[Anonymous No.18074441]

>>18074237
no, its crabbed for the last month

[Anonymous No.18074442]

>DOW up 1%
>my DOW puts are also up

uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.18074468]

the dow jones has a market cap of 3 trillion, yet the fed pumps6 trilion? wtf

[Anonymous No.18074487]

>EVERYTHING IS PRICED IN
t. /biz/

[Anonymous No.18074488]

Corona is over bros... we going straight to 30k

[Anonymous No.18074491]

>>18074028
Long Scotts

[Anonymous No.18074493]

Thoughts on in this man?

[Anonymous No.18074497]

Jerome’s Magical Printing Money Machine~! ™

[Anonymous No.18074498]

>>18074442
clown market

[Anonymous No.18074505]

Any one selling off SQQQ right now

[Anonymous No.18074506]

>>18073672
what are your plays?

[Anonymous No.18074507]

>>18074493
Aaaahh I'm gonna poooooooooooooomp

[Anonymous No.18074515]

wtf guys 2trillion dollars was supposed to cure coronavirus what happened?

[Anonymous No.18074521]

WHY AIN'T WE FALLING

[Anonymous No.18074522]

>he didnt buy the dip

[Anonymous No.18074528]

>>18074505

CAN WE GET ONE FUCKING GREEN CANDLE

[Anonymous No.18074535]

>>18074505
i'm holding sqqq and uvxy, don't wanna sell yet because it would be at a loss. Kinda wanna hold til tomorrow to see if the jobs info causes a sell off.

[Anonymous No.18074537]

>>18074254
>somebody already did Gate of Crabylon to compliment Unlimited Printer Works
I'm proud of you guys.

[Anonymous No.18074539]

>>18074505
it was lower than this an hour ago why would you get spooked now?

[Anonymous No.18074545]

>>18074528
CAN WE GET MORE FUCKING RED CANDLES

[Anonymous No.18074546]

>>18074505
No you fuck.

[Anonymous No.18074547]

why didn't I buy the fucking dip

[Anonymous No.18074549]

Very clever. They don't need it today, it's a green day. Pass it tomorrow when jobless claims come out, and make tomorrow a flat (maybe even green) day. They know what they're doing

[Anonymous No.18074550]

>>18074505
I sold SQQQ at $30, would rebuy at $16-17 DESU

[Anonymous No.18074554]

short now

[Anonymous No.18074562]

>>18074505
No, holding until moon or 0. Stop being a limp wristed fag.

[Anonymous No.18074565]

how do i figure out the resistance and support levels of a stock?

[Anonymous No.18074566]

WE'RE GOING BACK UP MA'AM
WE'RE GOING BACK UP

[Anonymous No.18074567]

DOW GREEN S&P GREEN DISNEY GREEN SQQQ GREEN EVERYTHING GREEN EVERYTHING WHAT IS GOING ON BROS
WE ALL WIN?

[Anonymous No.18074572]

NGL Stonks and options are REALLY confused right about now.

[Anonymous No.18074575]

>the bobo and snib-snab broforce
>against the evil moocucks

[Anonymous No.18074578]

what time will the vote happen?

[Anonymous No.18074579]

>>18074441
ALL IN YOU SAY??

[Anonymous No.18074583]

https://brrr.money/

You're welcome

[Anonymous No.18074584]

KEKED

[Anonymous No.18074585]

Has hcq actually working been priced in?

Short term bull factors:
- infinite fed support
- hcq seems legit for mild cases and if so may actually prevent severe ones
- every crash has had a relief rally before extended slow decline

Even if the recession is going to be long and slow, every crash had had a relief period to trick the bulls for a few weeks to months. This crash happened faster so maybe the relief rally appears faster too.

It wouldn't be a bad time for a relief rally with remdesivir and hcq both looking very promising individually and the fed doubling down on massive unrelenting stimulus every time the stock market has a sniffle

The jet fuel added by the fed could make the relief rally a fucking mega moon imo

[Anonymous No.18074589]

>>18074562
>moon
do you mean pre-2017 levels? because that wont happen

[Anonymous No.18074595]

>>18073612
I AM MADE OF BLUE SKY
AND GOLDEN LIGHT
https://youtu.be/RMEauTuOSK0?t=2217

Hey you guys ever wonder what if humans figured out how to transfer consciousness into a digital form and eventually discarded the physical world until a once-in-a-millennium solar flare destroyed it all in an instant, and you stumble underground into an old abandoned computer consulting firm with crumbling earthtone walls and the wireframe model on the monitor is a lost soul who has been trapped inside their own mind for countless ages desperately screaming for escape?

[Anonymous No.18074599]

>>18074547
>many stocks down 50+%
>/biz/ says it will crash more
>I hate 50% sales, they are a rip off
>/biz/ is right

[Anonymous No.18074600]

It's snibbedy snab time boys

[Anonymous No.18074603]

>>18074493
He's knows more about economics than the retards here.

[Anonymous No.18074605]

>>18074549
They will sacrifice all of us to the market gods. It was nice knowing yall

[Anonymous No.18074607]

I think we'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.18074611]

this dow price action reminds me of bitcoin back in the good old days when it was $20k. it didnt end well for bitcorn

[Anonymous No.18074612]

>>18074583
thank you for posting this link which we have never seen before, god bless you

[Anonymous No.18074619]

Friendly reminder that dividends are your enemy and will backstab you when you need them the most

2020-03-24:$ENLC: EnLink Midstream $0.1875->$0.09375

2020-03-23: $JWN: Nordstrom halts dividend.

2020-03-23: $FCX : Freeport-McMoRan Inc SUSPENDED.

2020-03-20:$M Macys suspends dividends.

2020-03-20: $DAL Delta Airlines halts dividends.

2020-03-20: $BA Boeing halts dividends

2020-03-20: $HT Hersha Hospitality revokes and suspends.

2020-03-20: $APLE : Apple Hospitality suspends distributions.

2020-03-19: $TJX Reevaluating dividends.

2020-03-19: $F Ford suspends dividends.

2020-03-18: $DRI Darden Restaurants suspend dividends.

2020-03-18: $BA CUT TO 0.

2020-03-18: $MAR Marriott eliminates dividends.

2020-03-18: $WPG reduction to $0.0625

2020-03-17: $CLDT CUT TO 0.

2020-03-16:$PK - Park Hotels & Resorts SUSPENDED.

2020-03-16:$MAC Macerich reducing $0.75->$0.50

2020-03-13: $F SUSPENDED

2020-03-13: $NHF - NexPoint reducing to $0.10

2020-03-12: $APA Apache cutting dividends -> $0.025 cents a share.

2020-03-XX: $OXY cutting dividends from $0.72 /share to $0.11/share

2020-02-27: $AMC cut dividends from $0.20 -> $0.03

2020-02-27:$GCI resume in May, dividends ->$0.19 a share.

[Anonymous No.18074623]

Bearbros should i sell?

[Anonymous No.18074625]

>>18074589
I meant more to above 32 levels like we got last week.

[Anonymous No.18074630]

>>18074603
I once read a 3-post series about the rothschilds and keynes on /pol/, I'm pretty much a financial wizard

[Anonymous No.18074632]

>>18074567
Why even have the stock market
Just print out shit tons of money and just give it to everyone!

[Anonymous No.18074636]

>>18074505
No way PUSSY

[Anonymous No.18074637]

>>18074505
I have it set to sell at 30. If it doesn't hit that by tomorrow I'll try to break even.

[Anonymous No.18074642]

>>18074584
actually pretty good appeal to progressive base, but why the fuck would congress be MORE willing to vote for that

[Anonymous No.18074647]

>>18074619
Dividends are boomer meme returns. You need shitloads of cash in the first place for them to do anything and with that much cash you can do a lot better with options anyway

[Anonymous No.18074651]

>>18074623
Yeah sell at the top retard

[Anonymous No.18074653]

the brrrrrr meme makes me cringe so much lads

[Anonymous No.18074654]

>>18074623
4/17? Fuck no you've got time to work with. I'm unironically doomed with my apple put due to expire this friday after these last two days

[Anonymous No.18074655]

>>18074623
Hold..you have plenty of time for a dump

[Anonymous No.18074656]

>>18074595
I think this is the relief rally right now.

Target of approx. SPY = 270.

Rally ends when videos of hospitals being full & stories of triage start to come out.

[Anonymous No.18074658]

They should have given the 2 trillion dollars to me.

[Anonymous No.18074661]

bros

[Anonymous No.18074667]

>>18074619
Chevron is keeping its dividend fyi

[Anonymous No.18074669]

>>18074632
hahahah it's funny because we're actually doing that

[Anonymous No.18074670]

TZA gang rep breakout to the moon

[Anonymous No.18074671]

>>18074623
4/17 is plenty of time, wait till end of week before you commit to cutting losses.

[Anonymous No.18074675]

Fucking crab market, die already

[Anonymous No.18074680]

imagine how hard the mutt economy will dump once old people start dying so young people can get ventilated lmfao

[Anonymous No.18074682]

>>18074656
Meant for
>>18074585

[Anonymous No.18074687]

>>18074661
I should never have doubted.

[Anonymous No.18074690]

I self-identify as a value investor. Am I a bear, a bull, or a crab? Or some different animal entirely. Perhaps the noble turtle?

[Anonymous No.18074698]

>>18074575
>You're gonna get snabbed

[Anonymous No.18074700]

>>18074623
Use your fucking head, retard. How the fuck can uber go up, of no one is allowed out of their house. This shit is just getting started. Hold on to your fucking balls, and put your hands up or this rollercoaster, because we are approaching the edge.

GME will plummet
UBER will plummet
Aprn will continue to be retarded
SPY will receive pump after pump, allowing you to buy cheap puts


We are Italy mode now cuntz

[Anonymous No.18074703]

>>18074690
a retard

[Anonymous No.18074705]

[Anonymous No.18074706]

>>18074619
Yeah divvies are the endgame, not a way to get there

[Anonymous No.18074714]

It's like being double teamed by a bear and a bull at the same time.

[Anonymous No.18074716]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SDOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS IS FINE
THIS IS GREAT
THANKS FOR THESE CHEAPIES

[Anonymous No.18074721]

>>18074661

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[Anonymous No.18074723]

>>18074690
The Magpie
>collect trash to try to make something better out of the sum

[Anonymous No.18074725]

>>18074700
Thats it. I will personally buy so much UBER it will never go down. Not an inch.

[Anonymous No.18074727]

Who the FUCK is buying boeing so much?

[Anonymous No.18074731]

>>18074619
>>18074619
Imagine you were some 65 year old boomer counting on dividends to provide funds to live
I would be livid

[Anonymous No.18074732]

For a newbie poorfag I feel pretty good about my decisions so far.

[Anonymous No.18074739]

>>18074727
Boeing is buying Boeing

[Anonymous No.18074740]

Bros...could today be...green?

[Anonymous No.18074741]

[Anonymous No.18074744]

>>18074727
Jerome

[Anonymous No.18074751]

>>18074690
i like your thinking

[Anonymous No.18074754]

do I average down my tvix position or not guys? I don't want to increase my exposure but I feel like it's about to blow up.

[Anonymous No.18074755]

bought ABBV and PSX
have 2000 eur left, what to buy

[Anonymous No.18074763]

>>18074727
Boeing is being nationalized.

Not really but you know what I mean. I called this some threads ago.

[Anonymous No.18074764]

>>18074727
The Fed, unironically.

[Anonymous No.18074766]

Don't buy until all the major US cities start going full north Italy with patients dying in hospital corridors.

[Anonymous No.18074767]

>>18074732
give it two days.

[Anonymous No.18074771]

>>18074653
>the brrrrrr meme makes me cringe so much lads

[Anonymous No.18074770]

>>18074654
When did you buy it?

>>18074700
I am using my head, the market is irrational which is why I'm getting spooked.

[Anonymous No.18074778]

BOEING STOP GOING UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18074780]

>>18074716
God, she's perfect.

[Anonymous No.18074782]

>>18074766
That doesn't impact the economy though.
Only boomers will die

[Anonymous No.18074787]

>>18074690
>tfw found a valuation course on Jewtube
>big brain me skipped to the end and just downloaded the prof's recommendation for this month's crash

[Anonymous No.18074793]

Is apple stocks reliable. Will it bounce back?

[Anonymous No.18074794]

Keep pumping bulls... better entry for the shorts...

[Anonymous No.18074796]

>>18074754
>averaging down leveraged etf's
No

[Anonymous No.18074801]

>>18074619
those are trashbin companies lmao who would hold those

[Anonymous No.18074802]

‘E bought ze TVIX
...
Inijiate crab protocol

[Anonymous No.18074804]

YAAAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN
See you tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18074806]

>>18074793
Apple went down?

[Anonymous No.18074809]

U.S. HOUSE SPEAKER PELOSI SAYS NO DECISION WILL BE MADE ABOUT TIMING OF HOUSE VOTE ON CORONAVIRUS STIMULUS BILL UNTIL SENATE BILL REVIEWED
>U.S. HOUSE SPEAKER PELOSI SAYS NO DECISION WILL BE MADE ABOUT TIMING OF HOUSE VOTE ON CORONAVIRUS STIMULUS BILL UNTIL SENATE BILL REVIEWED
U.S. HOUSE SPEAKER PELOSI SAYS NO DECISION WILL BE MADE ABOUT TIMING OF HOUSE VOTE ON CORONAVIRUS STIMULUS BILL UNTIL SENATE BILL REVIEWED
>U.S. HOUSE SPEAKER PELOSI SAYS NO DECISION WILL BE MADE ABOUT TIMING OF HOUSE VOTE ON CORONAVIRUS STIMULUS BILL UNTIL SENATE BILL REVIEWED
U.S. HOUSE SPEAKER PELOSI SAYS NO DECISION WILL BE MADE ABOUT TIMING OF HOUSE VOTE ON CORONAVIRUS STIMULUS BILL UNTIL SENATE BILL REVIEWED
>U.S. HOUSE SPEAKER PELOSI SAYS NO DECISION WILL BE MADE ABOUT TIMING OF HOUSE VOTE ON CORONAVIRUS STIMULUS BILL UNTIL SENATE BILL REVIEWED

[Anonymous No.18074819]

>>18074809
Priced in
BUY

[Anonymous No.18074821]

>>18074584
haha, rip trump's networth

[Anonymous No.18074823]

I know as soon as I sell my SDOW it will moon

[Anonymous No.18074830]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18074831]

>>18074823

this. idk what the fuck to do

[Anonymous No.18074834]

>>18074809
Today is pump day for Jerome, tomorrow pass bill to offset unemployment report. It's all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.18074835]

So quick question. Has a crab day so far NOT ended red?

[Anonymous No.18074837]

>>18074782
its actually good since millennials will burn through their newfound inheritance

[Anonymous No.18074838]

>>18074809
The audacity of this cunt

[Anonymous No.18074839]

>>18074809
So bill is postponed? Are markets expected to dump then?

[Anonymous No.18074840]

>>18074731
>they didn’t put everything on coca cola

[Anonymous No.18074846]

>>18074809
Can't wait for Pelosi to continue crashing the market over imagined slush funds and not enough money for vote-by-mail

[Anonymous No.18074858]

This market is just retarded. I can not invest in anything because I might as well just pla slots. I would not be surprised by a 10% drop tomorrow and a 10% moon mission would be equally plausible. Or 2 weeks of crabbing.

[Anonymous No.18074864]

>>18074771
it literally took it 48 hours from its inception on /biz/ to be entirely slaughtered in shitty meme variants on literal teenage zoomer reddits
it's used by people who have literally no clue what the fuck they're talking about, whenever there's any remote price increase in anything at all

BRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

the people posting the meme have literally become the fucking superboomer BRRRRRRer in the original meme. they have no fucking clue what they're doing and whenever they see MARKET UP they flip their switches and inject a stimulus meme BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRR
god it's so fucking reddit

[Anonymous No.18074866]

Feds are really going all in on Boeing

[Anonymous No.18074868]

Is it worth investing in stocks if I have £800 to invest?

[Anonymous No.18074869]

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

[Anonymous No.18074872]

>>18074839
unlikely, they're passing the senate bill today so I assume they'll voice vote it in the house tomorrow once they figure out how to spin it as a democrap win

[Anonymous No.18074873]

>>18074767
>give it two days.
For?

I'm in these particular stocks for the long haul, because Trump said eventually, at some point, pretty much all of these companies are going to get bailed out. If there is another dip and they go even lower than when I bought them (BA at $90), then that's fine too and I'll just buy more.

[Anonymous No.18074876]

MOTHER OF GOD IM PISSED. I was with qtrade and moved all my cash to wealthsimple due to the no fees it takes 5 days to get the cash in and now once my cash is in I have been told they are having trouble with the high trading volumes they are having so everyone after a certain point has been added to a waiting list and wont be able to trade until they get their shit together. Stay the FUCK away from wealthsimple. They are a fly by night operation

[Anonymous No.18074879]

Should I close my position in Boeing?
I bought in at 93.40 at 5X leverage. Should I sell now or wait until it goes above 200?

[Anonymous No.18074882]

>>18074866
To big to fail.

[Anonymous No.18074891]

>>18074585
>hcq seems legit for mild cases and if so may actually prevent severe ones
Hydroxychloroquine is a hardcore immunosuppressant, it's exclusively used on severe cases

[Anonymous No.18074894]

>>18074858
Just play on safe bets. Look for safe bets like fast food and diversify.

[Anonymous No.18074898]

>>18074864
>god it’s so fucking reddit

[Anonymous No.18074899]

>>18074879
Decide what worst case you'd be happier with, you sell now and it goes higher, or you wait and it plummets.

[Anonymous No.18074901]

>>18074879
get the profit

[Anonymous No.18074907]

>>18073742
Have fun getting fucked in the ass. The market is crabbing after the stimulus bill was passed. Not a good sign for bullfags

[Anonymous No.18074912]

>>18074864

[Anonymous No.18074913]

QUICK SHOULD I BUY BOEING BEFORE IT REACHES 200

QUICK ANONS HELP ME

[Anonymous No.18074919]

>>18074898
He's right it's literally being posted on twitter by zoomer normies

[Anonymous No.18074920]

>>18074690
the dicked deer

[Anonymous No.18074922]

>>18074868
maybe buy an EFT. Better off investing in yourself by upgrading your skills to get a better job

[Anonymous No.18074925]

Again I don't know if this is the end of the airlines' woes because nobody is going on holiday this summer that's for sure. Can they float on these gibs till next year?

[Anonymous No.18074927]

>>18074879
i would, but i'm retarded, so ... no?

[Anonymous No.18074928]

>>18074907
hmm, I wonder if the chart from 2008 after the stimulus was passed could give us any insight on what to expect.

[Anonymous No.18074931]

>>18074864
last year it wouldnt have even spread because there weren't reddit/discord/newfags in these threads shitting up the general

we had like 3 threads a day and 80 IP's, now we have a fuck ton of newfags who have the need to post something every 3 fucking minutes

[Anonymous No.18074932]

IT'S FALLING FAGGOTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18074933]

should i just fucking get out now?

[Anonymous No.18074941]

>>18074913
Your funeral

[Anonymous No.18074942]

>>18074907
At this point I have my limit order to sell my SQQQ at 30. I don't think I'll even look at the charts for the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.18074945]

>>18074913
Boeing is so volatile, I don't know why anyone would want to buy into it.

[Anonymous No.18074949]

dont buy sqqq

[Anonymous No.18074955]

>>18074864
Every meme put out by this website gets this treatment, did you know big chungus was originally posted on /lit/?

[Anonymous No.18074956]

>>18074619
my Lockheed Martin staying strong ty US govt

[Anonymous No.18074959]

Fuck it, i'm just hedging my SPY puts with boeing calls

[Anonymous No.18074963]

>>18074901

[Anonymous No.18074965]

>Boeing gets trillions of buyback monies
>NASDAQ -1% because they can't just go full communism yet

[Anonymous No.18074970]

>>18074891
Then we're all fucked because they're gonna use it on people mostly too fucked to save and then dismiss it as useless when there's a chance we could find it entirely prevents severe cases when given to everyone.

[Anonymous No.18074971]

How do you call this mode?

[Anonymous No.18074972]

>>18074933
id wait until the end of tomorrow. the job report may dump the market

[Anonymous No.18074973]

>>18074912
yikes, oof, cope, seething, cringe, oh sweetie.

[Anonymous No.18074976]

>>18074879
There's a short opportunity coming up at around 173-175, so it will probably reject that area and come down to re-test the daily low. If you feel insecure then just sell.. it's up to you though

[Anonymous No.18074977]

>>18074949
Buying more SQQQ thanks.

[Anonymous No.18074983]

>>18074949
jokes on you I bought at $26.50

[Anonymous No.18074991]

Homebuying rate is collapsing. https://www.forbes.com/sites/alyyale/2020/03/25/homebuyer-interest-plummets-amidst-rising-mortgage-rates-covid-19-concerns/#15eb449ac473

[Anonymous No.18074993]

>>18074973
o my sweet summer child

[Anonymous No.18074996]

>>18074913
Should've bought BA when it went below 100. I mean, it's your fault. You should've known, because everyone knows they're at the top list of bailouts.

[Anonymous No.18075003]

>>18074976
173-178*

[Anonymous No.18075006]

>>18074983
oof

[Anonymous No.18075010]

>>18074965
>implying Facebook or google wouldn't get bailed out

[Anonymous No.18075014]

no.... it's too early. i don't want to profit right now, please go down so i can buy more!!!

[Anonymous No.18075015]

>>18074933
>April 20
Relax faggot.

[Anonymous No.18075016]

>>18074993
oh my sweaty summer child

[Anonymous No.18075021]

>>18074809
They need to bump the individual check from $1200 to $1400 and pass the damn bill already. It's still far from perfect, nobody got everything they want. That's how you know it is a compromise. But we need to keep people indoors, and they're not going to do that if the checks keep getting delayed.

[Anonymous No.18075022]

>>18074949
i bought at 22.71

[Anonymous No.18075026]

>>18074891
not necessarily a bad thing if the immune system is ineffective anyway. i think this corona thing is like HIV and has anti-anti-viral properties that lets it escape active detection in some people

[Anonymous No.18075030]

>>18074977
>>18074983
>>18075022
Fucking idiots

[Anonymous No.18075033]

redpill me on the economic happenings of the last 24 hours

[Anonymous No.18075038]

>and that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.18075039]

>>18074983
jokes on you i bought at 32

[Anonymous No.18075041]

>>18075010
Facebook, fuck no. Google, maybe.

[Anonymous No.18075045]

>GERMAN PARLIAMENT PASSES 1.1 TRILLION-EURO RESCUE PACKAGE TO SHIELD ECONOMY

Germany going ham

[Anonymous No.18075048]

I'm thinking Delta Airlines. What do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.18075049]

>Boeing shuts down its plane production because of corona and because no one needs planes right now
>Tourism industry literally collapses
>Markets react by giving BA a +50% boost
This has been become beyond comical.

[Anonymous No.18075051]

>>18074996
I really should have, but I didn't have any access to my money.
It was only until today, you see I had cash and in Sweden you can't use it anywhere, the bank offices don't accept any cash.

[Anonymous No.18075052]

>>18075033
2 trillion brrred into the markets, huge spike in the morning, then tumbled back into the red briefly, now it looks to be getting back up again

[Anonymous No.18075055]

My dad wants to give me $75000 for a day play

[Anonymous No.18075060]

>>18075033
stimulus passed, bears last hope is the jobs report tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18075062]

>>18074991
gimme sone REITS to short

[Anonymous No.18075067]

>>18074991
THIS
IS
PRICED
IN

[Anonymous No.18075071]

>>18074834
>unemployment report
Numbers will be inaccurate anyways evem though I'm expecting a high number. Realistically should cause a massive dump but the market seems irrational.

What are
>people too lazy to apply
>people put on leave with no pay
>people fired with an excuse so as to make the ineligible
>people who don't qualify for other reasons

[Anonymous No.18075072]

>>18075049
>>Markets react by giving BA a +50% boost
it's a reaction to a bailout, no?

[Anonymous No.18075073]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHBRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHAHAHAHAHAAHBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18075074]

Bros I’m...finally operating at a profit!!! HOLLLLYYY SHIT!!!!

[Anonymous No.18075075]

>>18075033
joe mama

stimulus bill advanced, BA made undeserved gains and we're in a dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.18075078]

>>18075049
>muh bailout

[Anonymous No.18075083]

>>18075049
>markets
It's the fed, fed gave them money and Boeing used it to buyback stocks. Expect Boeing to become nationalized public corp soon.

[Anonymous No.18075085]

>>18075074
Congrats bro how’d you do it ?

[Anonymous No.18075087]

>>18075045
I really really love the long term stability we're promoting here.
Actually in a death spiral right now we're all so fucked it's unreal.
Crash of 2008 is going to look like an absolute joke in comparison to what we're seeing.

[Anonymous No.18075094]

>>18075049
Still down 50% for the month. Baby's first bull trap?

[Anonymous No.18075100]

>>18075055
>My dad wants to give me $75000 for a day play
wow, gay

[Anonymous No.18075102]

>>18074873
Doesnt a bailiut mean the go to 0 and a new stock is issued?

[Anonymous No.18075107]

>>18075074
Dont forget to buy high sell low fren

[Anonymous No.18075110]

>>18075055
You made me think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Z8_Mzmqgk

[Anonymous No.18075112]

Bulls are scums. They're like pigs gorging themselves on the governments garbage.

[Anonymous No.18075117]

>>18075048
>credit got downgraded to junk
>airlines still down 75% in traffic
>Fed will probably buy it anyway
Who the fuck knows

[Anonymous No.18075120]

>>18075055
you better be good at sucking cock

[Anonymous No.18075121]

>>18075085
I exclusively made retarded investments for about a week and then I just put my shit in and left it alone!

[Anonymous No.18075123]

>>18075055
>a day play
buy some hookers, blow and dump the rest in USO

[Anonymous No.18075126]

>>18075033
US 3 Month Treasury Bond yields are negative and going down

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/bond/tmubmusd03m?countrycode=bx

[Anonymous No.18075127]

>>18074973
>Using the same memes 4 years on.
The mark of a boomer is having one joke and using it to death.

[Anonymous No.18075130]

>>18075055
Jesus get the fuck out of here please and get a financial adviser or something.

[Anonymous No.18075135]

>>18074928
Do you have it i want to see

[Anonymous No.18075139]

>>18075015
>April 9th 2020 is the week after next

[Anonymous No.18075149]

>>18075049
>Takes out loans for 4 years
>Uses money to buy own stock
>Doesn't invest in company
>Stock goes down
>UNCLE SAM! WE NEED GIBS!!!

[Anonymous No.18075151]

yep, i'm thinking bears are back

[Anonymous No.18075152]

What puts should I buy?

[Anonymous No.18075161]

>>18074656
>Target of approx. SPY = 270.
wat
Lemme see your lines
>>18074731
you'd most likely by 60/40 or more to bonds, and those US treasuries have done pretty well to offset the other shit.
I can't believe that fucking meme asshole's strategy to buy bonds when the curve inverted worked so fucking well.
>>18074809
STOP
posting like a faggot
>>18074794
>watching CNN
>>18074653
Yes. And idiots who say things like "why should 6 trillion stimulus matter when they've been doing 2 trillion every night in REPO?!"

[Anonymous No.18075164]

>>18075127
Good memes never die.

[Anonymous No.18075167]

Where are the OOOOOOOOO posters?

[Anonymous No.18075169]

>>18075033
Up down up down up down up down up.

[Anonymous No.18075186]

>>18075072
>Boeing Bailout: CEO Rejects Government Ownership Stake
is what I read
>>18075078
But even if they get one thats retarded.
You are banking on a company doing so poorly that the gouvernment has to step in and take control over the company. Maybe. Because no one knows if/when that happens.
>>18075094
This is not a bull trap, this is just market manipulation. A bull trap may be what we had yesterday. If AAPL or MSFT gets +40% on one day then somethings off as well.

[Anonymous No.18075190]

New york governor is making a press announcement today.
BTW it was reported that the hospitals were near full capacity. Every bed available period was nearly in use.

[Anonymous No.18075197]

>>18075102
>Asking me questions as if I know anything

[Anonymous No.18075204]

>>18075164
Pepe wojak seethe yikes cringe edgy sweaty montage parody.
You're less than 15 years old please stop posting.

[Anonymous No.18075210]

I hate this crabbing. DIE NASDAQ DIE

[Anonymous No.18075218]

>>18075049
cope

[Anonymous No.18075219]

>>18075161
>Target of approx. SPY = 270.
>wat
>Lemme see your lines

I don't use TA, I'm an empath trader because that's the only way to beat the algos.

[Anonymous No.18075223]

>>18075190
Do you know what time?

[Anonymous No.18075233]

Wait, did bulls get caught out again?
Already?

[Anonymous No.18075242]

>>18075102
Uh, no. Why would you think that?

[Anonymous No.18075248]

>>18075223
Right now apparently according to the DOW news wire. I have no link to it.

[Anonymous No.18075250]

Fuck trannies and Jannies. What’s the best puts options I should buy before I’m bannied

[Anonymous No.18075253]

>>18075218
I have absolutely 0 positions right now. It is just affirming why I should continue with that policy till the dust sttles.

[Anonymous No.18075258]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY DID I BET AGAINST THE DOW WHEN BOEING IS GETTING BAILED OUT AND BIG BUSINESS IS GETTING A MASSIVE HANDOUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOW AM I GOING TO BUY JAP WAIFUS AND MORE GREAT STOOOOOCCCKKKSSSS!!!???

[Anonymous No.18075260]

Where is based fren who always posts screenshots of TOS with anime waifu in the corner? I need to know if HE IS ALIVE

[Anonymous No.18075263]

>the charts show stocks went up
>/biz/ is saying they went down

who is correct? /biz/ or reality?

[Anonymous No.18075266]

>>18075233

[Anonymous No.18075270]

>>18075258
bought 5K in meme BA calls. SAVE ME DADDY JEROME

[Anonymous No.18075280]

>>18074912
Should change it so it's

>No. XD

[Anonymous No.18075281]

>>18075049

Boeing may be the worst company in the entire world. When most businesses are filled with retards they get orders late, deliver low quality goods, get things refunded, lose sales. When Boeing lets street shitters handle their coding hundreds of people die. But they still get a bailout because they are 'essential'. No oversight necessary either

[Anonymous No.18075282]

>>18075260
Right here.
Need a specific stock?

[Anonymous No.18075283]

When is the jobs report??

[Anonymous No.18075285]

>>18075151
so how many new jobless people are there? Will thursday be blood red, even with the bill?

[Anonymous No.18075292]

>>18075270
I promise i'll never bet against the fed again!

[Anonymous No.18075300]

>>18075242
Because that’s what happened to GM, shareholders were made into bagholders

[Anonymous No.18075309]

>>18075283
Tomorrow
But does it matter? We all know it will be terrible. If it is too terrible expect another +5% day. If its too good buy puts.

Honk Honk

[Anonymous No.18075310]

>>18075204
Go read the replies and you'll understand that the original post of mine was ironic.

[Anonymous No.18075311]

>>18075282

McDonald's please

[Anonymous No.18075317]

>>18075270
>buying the top

[Anonymous No.18075318]

>>18075270
uhhhh you mean to say puts don't you

[Anonymous No.18075321]

>>18074970
Nigger, it's A HARDCORE IMMUNOSUPPRESSANT, giving it to mild cases would be like jacking people up with chemo for a non-malignant tumor, you're going to kill more people than you save

[Anonymous No.18075323]

>>18075285
I'm guessing a red opening before crabbing

[Anonymous No.18075326]

>>18075151
Please click on that "the best way to spend your $1,200 stimulus check, according to financial advisers.
That looks based

[Anonymous No.18075329]

Why didn't I become a bull sooner

Fuck bears

[Anonymous No.18075333]

ALRIGHT

WHICH ONE OF YOU GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.18075336]

>>18075300
it depends on the terms of the bailout, the fairest way is to make it go into bankruptcy but Trump wants to buy himself a lock on the next election so I doubt he'd enforce such terms

[Anonymous No.18075337]

>>18075300
GM after receiving a bailout still declared bankruptcy and then reformed as a company with the same name. The bankruptcy call is what made its stock go to 0 not the bailout

[Anonymous No.18075338]

>reminder New York still hasn't reported new deaths

[Anonymous No.18075340]

>>18075309
>If it is too terrible expect another +5% day. If its too good buy puts.
Is this the new market logic? Reverse logic ftw

[Anonymous No.18075342]

>>18075282
Do you think the house will postpone voting to offset the shitty unemployment numbers tomorrow?

Is Citigroup strong or will it drop? Or the financial sector in general.

[Anonymous No.18075344]

[Anonymous No.18075349]

CRAAAAAAAABBBSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.18075357]

>>18075151
(((analysts)))

[Anonymous No.18075359]

>>18074912
based

[Anonymous No.18075361]

>>18075340
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.18075362]

>>18075333

I GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.18075368]

Anybody watching the Florida governor live? The fucking sign language interpreter is killing me

[Anonymous No.18075370]

>>18075344
OK WE BULL NOW! BAD NEWS = BULL TIME

[Anonymous No.18075371]

>>18075333
me not selling my puts at +25% waiting for """bloody monday""""

[Anonymous No.18075373]

They're already printing! Thank you merciful feds!

[Anonymous No.18075381]

>>18075344
Again I think this bill is pretty much priced in. Nobody sees it not passing eventually.

[Anonymous No.18075382]

>>18075368
Lmfao I put a sheet over half of the TV

[Anonymous No.18075385]

FUCK PUTS
ALL IN CALLS

FUCK BEARS
I'M LOSING SO MUCH MONNNNNEEYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.18075386]

>>18075380
>>18075380
>>18075380
>>18075380
new thread
>>18075380
>>18075380
>>18075380
>>18075380
new thread
>>18075380
>>18075380
>>18075380
>>18075380
new thread

[Anonymous No.18075389]

>>18075197
Loled

[Anonymous No.18075391]

>>18075370
No... keeping hope alive is bull time... drawing it out and building hopes higher

[Anonymous No.18075393]

>>18075344
So they’re going to do amendments and send it back to the senate?

[Anonymous No.18075397]

>>18075333
EVERYONE

[Anonymous No.18075404]

>>18075326
i read that earlier this morning
blah blah blah, "pay off debts"
very retarded if you're poor enough that you couldn't pay them off already, and then end up homeless because you couldn't put it toward near term bills.

[Anonymous No.18075408]

>>18075333
Tha'd be me pardner

[Anonymous No.18075409]

>>18075326
i refreshed the page and it's not there anymore

[Anonymous No.18075438]

>>18075338
Priced in.

[Anonymous No.18075466]

>>18075342
Good questions.
I reckon there's about a 50/50 chance. But given that everyone is more or less gone at the moment. Thursday or friday at the latest. It could happen as early as late this afternoon.
Citigroup is good. It's assisting with a few IPOs and it's not leveraged in CDOs like some other banks.
It'll keep kind of iffy but it won't hit the lows seen earlier last week...

>>18075311
Here you go.

[Anonymous No.18075489]

>>18075333
right here friend

[Anonymous No.18075492]

>>18075385
>You bought puts right before the pump
>Now you're going to buy calls right before the dump

The /biz/ way ladies and gentlemen

[Anonymous No.18075501]

>>18075466

You've made this American very happy

[Anonymous No.18075560]

>>18074583
Stop shilling your faggot website and brave browser room temp IQ nigger

[Anonymous No.18075588]

Oh no gaybros! We got too cocky! We should have invested in pussy when we had the chance!

[Anonymous No.18075705]

>>18075588
Investing in pussy is the stupidest thing a man can do. Now bussy on the other hand..

[Anonymous No.18075769]

>>18075466
What software is this?

[Anonymous No.18075798]

>>18075492
BUY HIGH SELL LOW

[Anonymous No.18075814]

Sold BA at 150 today REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18075849]

>>18075769
thinkorswim newfag

[Anonymous No.18075982]

>>18075466
>one chart

you're like a little baby

[Anonymous No.18077097]

Crash inc. what happened???