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I JUST FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET! My uncle Moshe died awhile ago, and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room for $2.50/hr. I was super afraid of starving to death due to having no income and also the local McDonald's closing down so I took on the offer. He had an old laptop and guess what was on it. I remember him talking about some internet shekels thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin. I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some. We are all gonna make it bros. I just ordered 20 packs of Chloroquine on the darkweb and gonna eat them all up tomorrow. I will send 10 of these coins to the first person to stick a tube off toothpaste in their anus, timestamp it with a paper that says “G-d bless uncle moshe”

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Anonymous (ID: 7gxBP7iN) 03/26/20(Thu)02:27:39 No.18072904▶
I JUST FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET! My uncle Moshe died awhile ago, and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room for $2.50/hr. I was super afraid of starving to death due to having no income and also the local McDonald's closing down so I took on the offer. He had an old laptop and guess what was on it. I remember him talking about some internet shekels thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin. I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some. We are all gonna make it bros. I just ordered 20 packs of Chloroquine on the darkweb and gonna eat them all up tomorrow. I will send 10 of these coins to the first person to stick a tube off toothpaste in their anus, timestamp it with a paper that says “G-d bless uncle moshe”
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>>18072904
G-d bless uncle moshe

>> No.18073109

>>18072904
G-d bless uncle moshe

>> No.18073173

>>18072904
bc1q66x8artjyq6g0dk83zewjss6npw32mp4qzy3y3
God bless !

>> No.18073235

1PJkm6iH9qTCqvtqoW9YXztY7GMv8WiPEH

God bless!!!

>> No.18073245

>>18072965
based & redpilled

>> No.18073247

3FPkcwc8bH6HDXWp6ZabLDPdgH8bKpV4XM

God bless uncle moshe

>> No.18073248

Quick cash out and crash the market, itll be funny dude I promise

>> No.18073250

>>18072904
"G-d bless uncle moshe"

3BTHsE8qFm5rwTyvYJm77zVQh3seDbJAJh

>> No.18073273

And they (eternally poor) say all jews are bad

>> No.18073275

>>18073248
Open shorts you mean

>> No.18073288
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18073288

stupid fucking newfaggots

>> No.18073300

On peut acheter des ordinateurs et on veut acheter vos ordinateurs pour faire du télétravail . Et on veut faire du commerce avec les américains !

>> No.18073301

bc1qqsrhf729elpxjrxhsnwm8m6tazazehyrvwm8x0

God bless Uncle Sam

>> No.18073303

1Pr3J3iUTCzBr9vokSF3ztaAVMMGeKKvh
G-d bless uncle moshe

>> No.18073305

Uncle Moshe, you ass, you should have paid him more.
34VA79gzeWasSEoBmijEE5XFhdBUhUH3Ba
g-d bless uncle moshe
€=COLGATE=>cc
Kek

>> No.18073312

>obvious jest story
>pajeets and pablos rushing to post their address
Holy shit, this board truly is hopeless

>> No.18073316

>>18073288
Shut up and wait for anus

>> No.18073333

>>18072904
>>/biz/thread/9638631

>> No.18073336

>>18073312
I JUST GOT MASSIVE STACK

>> No.18073340
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18073340

>Not reading the filename
You should not be allowed to post if you are this retarded

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>>18073316

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1PJkm6iH9qTCqvtqoW9YXztY7GMv8WiPEH

God bless!!!

>> No.18073436

>>18073397
Kill yourself whore

>> No.18073437
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>>18073397

>> No.18073441

Im autistic arent i lmao

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>>18073397

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1F52StVQhSyuAJDRyNqF5vWFFo522MEZcW

Haven't been into bitcoin in years but I made a wallet just for this

>> No.18073464

>>18073397
kek

>> No.18073934

>>18072904
1D45dSgmkyu8dRRzxug3RnvZTRmZoUbRX3
God bless uncle moshe

>> No.18073991

>>18073436
>>18073446
>>18073437
>>18073464
any1 saved?

>> No.18074079

1qYNXR9ybkeU1wC5gCERYhLvgVeNXPSFb

Damn moshe

>> No.18074152
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18074152

Absolutely based. Send me some btc and I'll make your proud brudi, we'll all make it

1R1sxiKa5WegfwrbfjSn8Xq41xunPYQjW

>> No.18074207

>>18072904
mandatory vaccinations

>> No.18074355 [DELETED] 

>>18072904

God Bless Uncle Moshe!


173Y9ZHcLMMKTVy1ivf68vRhjfoQeAyEbn

>> No.18074396

>>18072904
Reverse image search, fake and gay

>> No.18074880

1EsResFRsQHEkja7ekcNwLMnX2tF61hAwH


Thanks bro.

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18075175

bc1queteltkwtuw9548l8vgw8c9x5vd4v77pltfc39

>> No.18075240
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18075240

3M3N7NNZRwuRWNBxenHryAsbhuSwVxSMaT
If I get some I'll send feet pics

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18075399

3QNSWD4efCiwAZn5WnZXmxe3SyFyZKDAXv
Cheers brother, if this is real it would seriously help out. No job on this coronacation has got me stressed

>> No.18075461

>>18073173
enjoy the ban newfag haha

>> No.18075469

>>18072904
Can it be my gf’s anus?

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>> No.18075857
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>>18072904
If this is for real sketch you something lucirous


3GoHU3JyDbMpi1ohVHEdNiYBUHM841NsMh

>> No.18075959
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>>18073991

>> No.18075978

>>18075959
Kek

>> No.18076009

>>18075461
newfag here. explain plz.

>> No.18076033

>>18076009
these threads are made for address-grinding. you can sell bitcoin addresses in bulk on the darkweb. then criminals/fraudsters will abuse your address and you get banned from the bitcoin network for life.

>> No.18076054

hey. Currently I have 0.00006265 btc. Anything is appreciated.
1GvxFLx5ARZbEgc6w8eTucSaHby2Vi8wYV

>> No.18076065

>>18072904
Good ol uncle Moshe is at it again boys

>> No.18076096

>>18076033
>implying you can't generate zero-tx address in an instant and paste it here
dusting attacks can kiss my ass

>> No.18076121

>>18073235
you got 20 btc and want gibs shame on you

>> No.18076129

Good bless Uncle moshe .
god rest his soul

33zs7xfQ6pVAcs7ch1hKfME4YBnNpPmicX

>> No.18076155

1Lv7fS5JfsVaUaneh3QuCYjDQ2sRcbrCyk

G-d bless uncle moshe

>> No.18076177
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>>18072904
1QHzvg7CmrGeoSpT8kZwBtw1QrxSM5HxZ1
Thank you, Uncle Moshe

>> No.18076205

>>18076121
lmao. At least he was smart enough to panic sell when it fell to $14,000 on Dec 26

>> No.18076253

1Gb4XbfTaSfuVBUACMstXzLQyy1zDL8uhE

G-d Bless!

Are we really going to make it?!

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>>18072904
If you find it, I would recommend hydroxychloroquine combined with zinc when you feel like you've got the 'rona, fren. No need to go over the recommended amount either. Stay safe, chad.

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17V13qaz9XJt61X15BZ58fdaPNpTXZoDRY

G-d bless uncle moshe

and sexy pink lady for you! congrats

>> No.18076384
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18076384

>this whole thread

>> No.18076396

>>18072904
Old bait retards.

>> No.18076435

bc1qkqm0eewfx2l9uwgl49a9xsa9gdww6lpzmyydyp

G-d bless uncle moshe

>> No.18076445

1CUVQiF2yHbDmTWcjLp1KHhMiDZSuqrVtB

Thank you OP. You are truly a good person and deserve your newfound wealth.

>> No.18076502

>>18076384
idk what layer of memeing we're even at anymore
are all these replies ironic or unironic?

>> No.18076738

god bless uncle moshe
1RntQ9fq1GXEWwux1E7JHdEZnjaEhbHDg

>> No.18076834

>>18072904
bc1qqhjhy7fvr8x9vrckyf7knu0fh4ly06wjzpwan6

G-d bless uncle moshe

>> No.18076914

>>18072904
5bb3873a895c192076de526babed3cf8

Talk about winning the lotto huh..

>> No.18076930

I'm self-employed and have 3 kids and locked down.. hard times.

1BBqpD9fBXbHA5JEBqdkiuFXHyfDjseNpU

thanks

>> No.18076994

>>18073991
>>/biz/thread/18072904#p18073397

>> No.18077007

Black girlfriend and I are going to buy a house soon, struggling to save for a downpayment

Address:

>> No.18077008
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18077008

>(((this thread)))

>> No.18077015

>>18076994
Amazing

>> No.18077025

>>18072904
>filename
>people taking the bait
cringe desu

>> No.18077101
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>>18076502

>> No.18077205

>>18072904
Hey anon, congrats!

In case you actually giving away, here is the address:
0x9264e56d276F897a431Ac49A27561EC228708f94

>> No.18077502

>>18073288
The game.

>> No.18077599
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>>18072904
FUCKING NEWFAGS

THIS IS COPY PASTA FOR DATA MINING

>> No.18078075

>>18077599
Oh, SNAP!
You mean to say that now my adress with all my precious bitcoins is at risk?!
What am i going to do now??
Checked btw.

>> No.18078319

>>18074152
Neuschwuchteliger Hurensohn. Verpiss dich zurück nach Reddit.

>> No.18078394

>>18073288
C'mon man, with all these newfags the lockdown brought in let us see some sharpies in poopers

>> No.18078430

>>18073340
File name is a bunch of random numbers?

>> No.18078473

>>18072904
this is old, ive seen it before

>> No.18078503

>>18072904
1GabeW8vPdG3uK3ekKT2BuTyFipCDkFPaU

>> No.18078552
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The sheer appalling levels of new here jfc. Well done OP