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>> No.18072766

How is /ourboy/ Down Jones finna fare today?

>> No.18072771

I feel like today is going to be King Crab Snippy Snab

>> No.18072779

>US futures go up
>DAX and DAX futures go up
Germany is the real clown market

>> No.18072780

Stock up on sdow lads...57 atm

>> No.18072781

>>18072766
Green to trap every last bull with Boeing

>> No.18072782
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>>18072766
>>18072771

>> No.18072783

The one-two punch
1. The bull trap falls
2. The US becomes the world leader in CV infections (and eventually deaths)

>> No.18072785

First for fuck my life

>> No.18072788

I'm hoping TVIX does that thing today

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>> No.18072793

>Meet anon
>He single handedly saved the world economy
>how so?
>well he bought SQQQ
>and everything he buys goes down

This isn't you, is it?

>> No.18072796
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>>18072779
>pull up DAX/DOW 10 year graph
duh, who would have thought?

>> No.18072800

We're back bobros

>> No.18072801
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>>18072771
Today will just be prepping the bear for the final few red dildos all the way to 180.

>> No.18072803
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>> No.18072804
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im not feeling well

>> No.18072809

LEEET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEE

>> No.18072810

>>18072783
This. Yesterday and today was bull trap. Stimulus bill to pump stocks. Normies think we have "returned to normal". 1 week from today when US has 100k infected and 5k dead, we will truly enter panic

>> No.18072815

>>18072809
Small rumbles sideways

>> No.18072822

>>18072796
what's the reason?
just algos that are connected?

>> No.18072824

>get tired of using RH because of its outages
>move everything to fidelity where I had a trading account I stopped using sometime ago
>transfer all my stocks and options to my fiedlity account
>transfer completes
>everything I transferred is listed as being on margin

are shenanigans afoot?

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><1%
>Jump

>> No.18072826
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how do u call this formation

>> No.18072827

>>18072815
DOESNT MATTER BRO I HODL SQQQ
RIDE OR DIE NIGGA

>> No.18072830
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GOD DAMN IT AMD, STOP GOING UP

>> No.18072833

wtf futures decided to wake up 7 minutes before open
truly clown world

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>>18072826

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>>18072789
Oy vey, remember the 6 trillion!!
This is anti-Semitic!

>> No.18072837

My only regret not buying boeing stock when it was 92. Gonna buy some long stocks after the bill passes today. Dow is only up 3000 since its lowest dip from 30k

>> No.18072839

this market is gay and for fags

>> No.18072842

Can I buy an option and then sell it the same day on robinhood? I heard that you can get suspended for day trading

>> No.18072845
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>>18072759
I don't understand this market. I don't understand this economy. Nothing makes sense.

>> No.18072848

>>18072796
I really don't get yellow fever at all

>> No.18072850
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>>18072839
I can't disagree

>> No.18072851
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18072851

BUY THE AIRPLANES YOU SIMPS

FUCKING HURRY UP

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

>> No.18072852

so...... vix?

>> No.18072853

>>18072845
Its a normie economy and you aspergers can't handle it.

>> No.18072854

>>18072810
If it's a bull trap, then the subsequent fall is going to be historical. It's more likely a relief rally, after which I think most people expect to go back to testing lows or gradually moving downward. I expect several low tests and then a slow grind downward until we see some light at the end of the CV tunnel with lowering infection numbers and people getting back to work.

>> No.18072856

>>18072833
>0.8%
literally irrelevant

>> No.18072857

day 2 green SPX and green VIX wtf is going on??

>> No.18072861
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18072861

ALL SQQQ HOLDERS

GET OUT NOW

I REPEAT

GET OUT NOW

>> No.18072862

>>18072842
yes but it will count towards your day trade limit. and its a federal law, not a RH policy.

>> No.18072865

5 minutes boyos
make final preparations

>> No.18072866

>>18072837
>only
>11%

>> No.18072868

>>18072845
I DONT LIKE THIS PLACE
NOTHING WORKS HERE
THE MEDICATIONS DONT WORK

>> No.18072873

>>18072833
That is how futures work silly.

>> No.18072876

>>18072862
What is the limit? Does it reset daily?

>> No.18072878

>>18072837
I feel you...friends called me retarded and I pussied out

>> No.18072879
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>>18072804
How sad.

>> No.18072881

>>18072826
Beautiful, simply beautiful. I can't wait to see my SPXS babies grow up big and strong once it completes.

>> No.18072883

Pack it up bobos. Close your shorts before you lose too much money. Blumpf saved the stock market.

>> No.18072884

>>18072842
i dunno. i assume you get suspensions for trying to freeride

>> No.18072885

I don't know bearbros you said this was a bull trap but it keeps going up... Was this the bottom?

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IS JOB REPORTS TOMORROW OR NEXT THURSDAY?
>IS JOB REPORTS TOMORROW OR NEXT THURSDAY?
IS JOB REPORTS TOMORROW OR NEXT THURSDAY?
>IS JOB REPORTS TOMORROW OR NEXT THURSDAY?
IS JOB REPORTS TOMORROW OR NEXT THURSDAY?

>> No.18072891

>>18072853
HOW. HOW IS THIS NORMAL ANON.

>> No.18072894
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18072894

Anime poster who went 50% all in on SQQQ yesterday. Are you here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htgr3pvBr-I

>> No.18072897

>>18072883
Bear will have the last laugh

>> No.18072898

Airlines/boeing will pop and the bailout $ will become useless

>> No.18072899
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18072899

The future is uncertain today.

Good luck, anons.

>> No.18072900
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18072900

What are your favorite indicators in TradingView boys? Need some reccomendations beside Keltner Channels

>> No.18072901
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>>18072889
Tomorrow

>> No.18072913

Where’s that guy telling everyone about Mist

>> No.18072914

>>18072889
Jobless claims thursday
Full jobs report (for february) following thursday

>> No.18072915

>>18072783
>>18072810
>just two more weeks
>just two more weeks and there will be bodies everywhere
>I promise

>> No.18072916

>>18072885
stimulus bill passed. it will go up again bigly today

>> No.18072919

>>18072876
limit is 3 in a five day period. on the fourth you get blocked for I think 90 days?

>> No.18072921
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>>18072822
probably

>>18072848
me neither

>> No.18072922

>>18072894
>50%
>All in

>> No.18072926

>>18072891

It's entirely fueled by greed and fear. There is no reason behind it. That's why it's frustrating to logical people.

We're in the age of zero fundamentals where stonks trade like shitcoins.

>> No.18072929

>>18072898
Bought boeing 162 call...will sell later today

>> No.18072930

Ok I pulled out of SQQQ... gonna sit this out and see if it goes below $20.

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>>18072894
does this count?

>> No.18072934

>>18072876
Theres no limit for day trading options that guys is retarded

>> No.18072938

30 seconds lads!

>> No.18072944
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>”One minute! Move fast and maintain those puts!”

>> No.18072953
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my orders are ready

>> No.18072956
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>>18072916
Buy the rumor' sell the fact

>> No.18072957

>>18072930
>SQQQ instantly shoots up
good lord...

>> No.18072966

HOLY

>> No.18072971

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

>> No.18072978

OH NO NO NO NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY IT'S OVER WE'RE GOING BACK TO 30K

BUY NOW IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE

>> No.18072979

>>18072930
What a pussy

>> No.18072982

yawn

>> No.18072983

Thank you tvix, very cool

>> No.18072986
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18072986

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BULLFAGS ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY BULLFAGS?

>> No.18072988

what REITS to short

>> No.18072991
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>>18072971

>> No.18072993

Walt Disney is going to the top
Rip my shorts

>> No.18072994

I didn’t miss the bottom did I? I wanted to get into some real investing, long term

>> No.18072997

OH NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18073003

>>18072983
TVIX is going to be a bro today.

>> No.18073008

>>18072994
Not even close

>> No.18073007

>>18072986
I TAKE IT BACK FUCK
SORRY BOBOBROS

>> No.18073009

>>18072986
This post is going to age well

>> No.18073010

yeah bears are done

>> No.18073015

>>18072894
I'm not him but I went 50% on SQQQ yesterday at $24.71.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18073020
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>>18072986

>> No.18073024

Man, I wanted to start investing for real for some long term holds... do you think we’ve already passed the bottom?

>> No.18073026

Dow lead the fall and now it is leading the charge back up signalling that big foreign capital is seeking safety in the blue chips

Everybody knew the world governments were bankrupt but now this virus seals it, private sector flight to safety my niggas

>> No.18073027

>>18072986
You have to be a complete retard to look at 1m charts

>> No.18073028

I DONT UNDERSTAND

>> No.18073031

*snip snabs*

>> No.18073034

>>18072889
it wont change a thing

>> No.18073033

>tfw another 10% bull day

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>> No.18073036

>>18072994
>>18073008
as soon as unlimited qe was announced the bottom was in

betting against the fed? seriously? if you thought brrrr was fucked you ain't seen shit

>> No.18073040

>>18072991
crab cucks are literally the worst. bulls are retarded but at least they have soul

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>>18073010

>> No.18073044

SQQQ 20/21 cheapies :)

>> No.18073045

Literally going up because of Boeing

>> No.18073046

>>18072915
The United States has exactly tracked, and lagged, Italy by two weeks for the past month.
Two weeks ago on March 10, Italy had 631 total deaths and 8514 active cases.
The numbers today for the US are 802 deaths and 53917 deaths. People do not understand exponentials and how they look like they barely move at first.
Italy has both a healthier population than the US and enacted draconian countrywide quarantine procedures.

>> No.18073049
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crab gang

>> No.18073050

>>18073024
Anon stay patient.
The coronavirus cases are increasing globally, not decreasing.
HODL

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18073051

FUCK YOU VIX DIEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18073052

>>18072986
>1m

>> No.18073053

>>18073045
cope

>> No.18073054

Real talk, it won't break 1,000+ and will start crashing again tomorrow

>> No.18073057

>>18073053
>cope
Cope

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>>18073040
cheer up

>> No.18073062
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>> No.18073064
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>we bought ourselves out of the worst recession ever!!

>> No.18073072

Should I be watching the Dow to lead the momentum or the S&P?
Which index tugs the other behind?

>> No.18073073

>>18073046
Woops, meant to say 802 deaths and 53917 active cases in US. Also currently Italy has ~700 deaths PER day and its only that low because of the quarantines.

>> No.18073075
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J-just some algorithms running a few stops. H-Heh.

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>>18073053
>>18073057
cope
cope
cope
*coof*
cope
*coof*
*coof*

>> No.18073077

STOP GOING UP

>> No.18073078

>>18073036
This is a relief rally. There's not enough positive economic data to support a bottom. QE will not outweigh that in the short term. There's too much uncertainty out there for smart money to move all into the markets with anything more than dipping their toes.

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>missed the dip
kill me

>> No.18073080

>>18072827
I feel personally attacked.

>> No.18073085

The fed realises this strategy isn't sustainable, right?

>> No.18073089

Anyone who is buying now should be patient and wait. There won't be a global recession but the bottom is clearly not in.

>> No.18073091

>>18073050
>cases are increasing
do you not understand how insignificant the disease is?
barely 4% mortality on REPORTED cases is like what 0.4% on actual cases?
this whole show has been boomer panic because they are susceptible

>> No.18073093

>>18073072
Yes see >>18073026

Dow is large foreign capital
S&P is domestic institutions
NASDAQ is retail

>> No.18073095

>>18073085
MMT says the answer is printing more money
Literally and unironically

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>> No.18073097

>>18073079
What dip?

>> No.18073099

>>18073080
((()))

>> No.18073102

Congratulations to those who bought Boeing below 100 usd

>> No.18073105

>>18073085
they are buying time at this point.

>> No.18073106

>>18073072
The dow has lagged for years but yesterday and today it is leading by a good margin... ???

>> No.18073107
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gonna be a cope pump today before we realize there could never be enough navy ships to send to jewyork to save everyone. enjoy the gains today, bullfags.

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>>18073079
sucks to be you.

>> No.18073114

>>18073079
I don’t think this is the bottom yet

>> No.18073115

Sqqq bros report in :(

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>> No.18073117

>this unreleting pump

godlike

>> No.18073118
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>>18073102
they can't keep getting away with it...

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Btc pumping too

What the FUCK BEAR BROS

>> No.18073120

>>18073060
>>18073040
Bobo here,
Crabs are pretty based desu.

>> No.18073121

>>18073085
If you print money then the stock market will increase look at Germany stock market in the hyper inflation

>> No.18073123

>>18073093
>Dow is large foreign capital
>S&P is domestic institutions
>NASDAQ is retail
Very insightful thank you.
Why do you say the Dow is large foreign capital though?

>> No.18073124

Is the plan to buy SQQQ right before closing?

>> No.18073125

>>18073107
>cope pump today
you said that yesterday too

>> No.18073129

They guy that was down on SQQQ yesterday, should have sold matey

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NOOOOOO

>> No.18073133

all my gains are gone from the past month. all in theme parks 4/17p

>> No.18073134

>>18073121
hyperinflation is already priced in

>> No.18073137

Is this "return to normal"?

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>>18073120
thnx, anon

>> No.18073139

>>18073046
>>18073073
Italy cooked their numbers and have openly admitted such the last 2 days. They run a shit-tier medical system that was overloaded the very first day.

It's over, coof is done.
>two more weeks I fucking swear, I SWEAR

>> No.18073141

HURR DURR JUST WAIT BROS ITS NOT THE BOTTOM DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*COOF* *COOF*
HOLD A LITTLE LONGER
*COOF*
*DROOLS STARTS RUNNING FROM MOUTH*
ITHSS NOT THA BOTTUM YAEIT *COOF*


HAHAHA, Imagine thinking you can time the market you greedy fucking boboniggers

>> No.18073144

>>18073137
this is prepping the bull

>> No.18073147

>HE DIDN'T BUY THE BOTTOM
>HE DIDN'T BUY THE BOTTOM
>HE DIDN'T BUY THE BOTTOM
>HE DIDN'T BUY THE BOTTOM
>HE DIDN'T BUY THE BOTTOM

Stay poor. HAHAHAHAH

>> No.18073149

>>18073134
Yes

>> No.18073150

Riding my SQQQ stack to 0. Whos with me

>> No.18073152

>tfw everyone becomes so cynical that every major event for the next 20 years is already priced in and we crab until the world ends

>> No.18073154

>>18073129
I did. I lost 9.1% of my initial investment but I did sell before futures began to climb drastically.

>> No.18073155

>>18073139
>Italy cooked their numbers and have openly admitted such the last 2 days
What?
is this that dank "pre-exisiting conditions" meme?

>> No.18073158
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nikkei been locking big days now

>> No.18073160

>>18073124
Been holdying since 25 so no

>> No.18073161

>>18073123
https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/markets-by-sector/stock-indicies/sp-500/the-dow-v-sp500-v-nasdaq-whats-the-difference/

https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/markets-by-sector/stock-indicies/why-the-dow-is-different-from-sp500-nasdaq/

>> No.18073163

>>18073099
I don't get it.

>> No.18073167

>>18073150
I’m in. Gonna buy more today, price point is 20

>> No.18073169

Unemployment is soaring and yet 1200 dollar checks to people making under 75k is boosting this market. What the actual fux. I am in at end of day SDOW.

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>>18073141
SHUDDAFUCK UP BEFORE I SHORT YOUR LIFE

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>>18073150
yeehaw

>> No.18073176

>>18073158
The jew fear the samurai

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I don't want to open my robinhood app and see my numbers please someone tell me this is just a dead cat bounce ive got puts expiring 3/27 please help me

>> No.18073179

So many biotech companies in the red. Are we giving up hope for a cure?

>> No.18073180
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>>18073141
you laugh now but what happens when youre face to face with a real coofer

>> No.18073181

>>18073133
Unironically hold

>> No.18073182

don't forget that the virus is not the only exacerbating factor out there
there is a whole class of authoritarian governing entities who are getting their first taste of real power over large groups of people. don't expect them to excitedly turn over the reigns. governors of pennsylvania, illinois, new york, and california are going to hold onto this as long as they can in order to install as much of their agenda as possible
the worse this gets the better it is for people like pelosi who have significant power. what they say to the cameras compared to what they actually do and what is really in these things they are passing are totally different things

>> No.18073183

>>18073150
Bobro reporting in holding since 24.5$ feeling red

>> No.18073185

>>18073079
>Europe still dead
>the lawless land of Commiefornia (and others to follow) will ignore Trumps back-to-work order
>not even done with our first wave

Nah man we're not in the dip yet. Maybe we avoided the recession, but we're going back down to 18,000 soon.

>> No.18073186
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18073186

I'm a stupid retard

>> No.18073187

>>18073161
Thank you

>> No.18073188

>>18073150
right here, but dont forget SDOW and SPXS

>> No.18073193

>>18073141
Yeah just wait till drumpf fries reopen the economy for Easter and 1mil are infected by May

>> No.18073198

>>18073150
Reporting in. I have spy puts too, counting on 30 million new unemployment claims tomorrow

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18073201

>>18073150
I just keep buying more

>> No.18073204

>>18073178
dead cat bounce was yesterday isn't that right you bobo nigger ;)

>> No.18073205
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>>18073186
>he shorted the fed

Goiym never learn

>> No.18073207

>>18073185
>Maybe we avoided the recession
We didn't avoid any recession. The hope is that money printing now shortens it from years into months.

>> No.18073208

>>18073186
god dammit anon

>> No.18073209

>>18073150
I sold for a loss at 21.52 to save the rest of you, it should only go up now.

>> No.18073210
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18073210

>>18073150

>> No.18073211

>>18073186
Not really imo... the day is young and you’re fighting the biggest gay fake stimulus cash influx of all time. I know sqqq isn’t a buy and hold but if you double down tomorrow and Friday I think you’re gonna be Gucci

>> No.18073215

Say it with me

Stocks. only. go. up.
It's. already. priced. in.

>> No.18073216

Just put 175K on TVIX. Wish me luck boys.

>> No.18073218

Oh nononono retarded bobos shorted the bottom hahahahahaha

>> No.18073219

>>18073186
rip

>> No.18073220

>>18073150
My wife would KILL me if she knew i was 90% of my savings in sqqq but fuck it ... Wait until these boomers start dieing en mass

>> No.18073222
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18073222

Lol first in line to the throne, high risk age group.

What could go wrong?

>> No.18073223

>>18073209
thanks bro

>> No.18073226
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>>18072848
>>18072921
Yeah, totally don't have it

>> No.18073228

WHY IS IMAC SHITTING THE BED IT HAD A KILLER DAY YESTERDAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18073230

>>18073216
Based

>> No.18073229

>>18073216
pics or gtfo larp

>> No.18073231

I’m thinking about buying some SPY 4/17 $247 puts and just holding until expiration. Am I fucking stupid or do you guys think this is just a dead cat bounce?

>> No.18073237

>>18073216
You are a fucking legend if true mate

>> No.18073238
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18073238

Is this your first bear market, anons? A lot of cocky bulls ITT, kek. We haven't bottomed out yet.

>> No.18073240

>>18073210
Shut up Quark, you were always broke anyway.

>> No.18073241

>>18073091
You're so fucking retarded it hurts me. Case count and hospital surga capacity are why there's a freakout. The 25-40 crowd is going to start having issues, everyone that has ailments developing during the surge peaks - things like heart attacks, strokes, seizures, bacterial infections and etc... will be undertreated or totally neglected. It's really got little to do with CoV but rather the systemic shock.

Moreover the market isn't just crashing because of CoV. And we're just really seeing the shock from the drop in CN mfg, intermodal rail is just now plummeting in traffic. Massive overvaluation of stocks based on market cap manipulation, junk bonds surrounding it. Another housing bubble. Oil price and variation in the USD. This isn't over.

>> No.18073242

Bernanke and Cramer both have mentioned "return to normalcy" so according to the recession chart there's another big drop coming. On the other hand we have the stimulus deal being reached which is a boon to investor confidence and it likely includes a bailout to the airlines. So who knows? I need another drop to get out of my shorts and SPXS and after that I'll just watch the market for a while.

>> No.18073255

Made 3 grand on my calls but now I have no idea what to load up on, this market is so fucking weird

>> No.18073259

imagine unironically not buying the bottom

try again in another 10-20 years

>> No.18073262

>>18073228
Because lol just go back to work.

>> No.18073264
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>>18073240

>> No.18073265

Just wait 2 weeks until americucks start dying like flies. I wonder how many trillions they will pump in afterwards. 10? 20? Doesnt matter, just a number in an excel spreadsheet

>> No.18073266

>>18073241
>muh bubble
take your meds doomer schizo

>> No.18073267

>>18073241
Also there’s a massive auto bubble, I’ve never seen so many bmw, Lexus, etc. all the loans are probably bundled and being shorted like ‘08 too

>> No.18073268
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18073268

JUST PRINT MY SHIT UP

>> No.18073272

Gush rebounding? I'm trying to get out.

>> No.18073276

>>18073255
Just do the exact opposite of what you did last time and you will make money
Embrace the crab

>> No.18073277
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18073277

*snib*
*snab*

>> No.18073278

>>18073255
i'm straddled between semiconductor and financial blue chips and indexes and cash.

>> No.18073285
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18073285

this hurts

>> No.18073291

>>18073238
Bernanke and Cramer both literally mentioned a "return to normal" so if we can trust your pic the biggest drop is still coming. But the stimulus bill is making progress. Will the stimulus blunt the drop?

>> No.18073292

>>18073268
Christ man, godspeed

>> No.18073294

>>18073268
>He tried to fight the Fed
>He does it for $5337.84 a week

>> No.18073295

When the fuck am I getting my Trumpbux? I'm trying to invest in the markets right now.

>> No.18073296
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18073296

so is it time to average down by buying more SQQQ

>> No.18073299

>>18073178
My puts expire Apr 3 and if we don't crash TOMORROW I'm fucking fucked. Fuck this market. Fuck me thinking I could make money.

>> No.18073302

>>18073163

I means Jews, it comes from a radio show where they would echo the names like (((GOLDSTEIN)))

>> No.18073306

21y old UK woman dies of corona
no pre-existing conditions
ita ogre

>> No.18073307

>>18073296
Absolutely

>> No.18073309

>>18073268
rip

>> No.18073311

>>18073267
Interesting to think about. Who should I short for such a thing? The auto manufacturers or the banks?

>> No.18073315

>>18073272
my first time looking up gush. i'm a noob
what the fuck happened here

>> No.18073318

>>18073205
lol
>>18073208
>>18073211
>>18073219
please send me thoughts and prayers
believe in me, anons

>> No.18073319
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>>18073229

>> No.18073327

I hate to say it but it's going to crash again, you can't expect growth when there's nobody working.
We have another 3 weeks of this shit, it's probably going to crash within the next 2 weeks and recover in the next 6 months.

>> No.18073328
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18073328

HODL SQQQ

>> No.18073329

>>18073302
I know the meme, I don't get how it applies.

>> No.18073330

>>18073268
oooof

>> No.18073337

>>18073150
What time do the unemployment numbers come out?

>> No.18073347
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>>18073238
read ur own chart you delusional bearnigger

>> No.18073348
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18073348

Look at the dollar ripping higher. That's bullish right? RIGHT? Buuuullllsss, I can't heeeeaaaaarrr you.

>> No.18073349

NO NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>> No.18073350

>>18073268
lol are you me? -4k (90%) since last week holding stupid leverage over the weekend and not selling monday, hopefully learned something

>> No.18073352

>>18073311
I would think the banks would be hit harder. The automakers already got paid for that car and the bank is holding the bag. But also don't take my advice seriously I don't know what I'm talking about.

>> No.18073355

The Fed figured it out. All you have to do is keep printing money. What other currency is going to replace the dollar? No one trusts the Chinks, the EU is a joke, it's all over bearbros.

>> No.18073357

its going down

>> No.18073359

>>18073328
What's the Spanish Flu graph look like?

>> No.18073360

Ok one question about SQQQ, it should be safe to hold overnight assuming that the market crashes tomorrow right? Not sure but I've read mentions about fees or something like that?

>> No.18073361

>>18073337
Delayed indefinitely

>> No.18073363
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18073363

>massive green day, literally everything up
>except pfizer
fucking pfizer

>> No.18073364

>>18073347
zoom out

>> No.18073362
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18073362

Oh look it's green again lol bears are now BTFO

>> No.18073365

>>18073319
Jesus christ you absolute madlad

>> No.18073368

>>18073352
idiot, the gains for auto have been in financing

>> No.18073369

What's with all the hype surrounding SQQQ?

>> No.18073376

>>18073034
>I-IT'S PRICED IN BRO
it's already going red even with the faggot stimulus bill getting passed OH NONONONO AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.18073378

Is now the time to buy sqqq?

>> No.18073380

>>18073169
Checks they won’t gwt until like 3 months out from now too

>> No.18073382

Might see a bit red in a few minutes bobos

>> No.18073385

>>18073272
Fuuuuug
It stopped

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>>18073349
>>18073357

>> No.18073388
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18073388

I really think that my put position is sound and yet they're worthless. Now i could double down on my position but common sense says if you're losing money stop doing it. Im really frustrated

>> No.18073389

>>18073327
I don't buy the three weeks thing myself. Trump basically gave that date as a "it'd be nice because Easter/rebirth motif", he wasn't even fully committed to it himself. With how other countries are already extending their quarantines and global cases are going up so rapidly now, I honestly think that the 3-4 month range is more realistic.

>> No.18073390

>>18073369
Baby’s first bear etf

>> No.18073392
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We dropping bois

>> No.18073395

>>18073382
Please dear god

>> No.18073396

>yfw the DOW doesn't even gain 500 points

>> No.18073400

BULLS GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18073401

The faggot senate bill is already priced in right?

>> No.18073402
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oh nono bullbros

>> No.18073404

haha line go up

haha line go down

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>>18073091
shut the fuck up you stupid nigger

>> No.18073407

>>18073382
>>18073395
its already red

>> No.18073410

>>18073311
Yeah probably banks, I’m not sure which ones. I’m gonna look into it as well

>> No.18073411

>>18073360
It's safe as long as you aren't allergic to being rich

>> No.18073413

>>18073178
>>18073178
its just a kitty skip anon, just like your mum after two glasses of red, she's going down and everyone will be watching.

>> No.18073414
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AAAAND WE'RE RED AGAIN

>> No.18073415
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18073415

Here we go

>> No.18073416

>>18073396
oh shit we're back red

>> No.18073420

>>18073315
Babys first day trader's need to stop looking at instruments they don't understand.

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>>18073382
>>18073385
>>18073395
*snib*
*snab*

>> No.18073422

>>18073388
I doubled down yesterday and might triple down yesterday. I'm getting paid next week so it's not the end of the world for me if I lose everything I'm currently gambling.

>> No.18073426
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18073426

+11% dead cat bounce
>the dead cat bounce to end all bounces
+11% dead cat bounce
>the dead cat bounce to end all bounces
+11% dead cat bounce
>the dead cat bounce to end all bounces
+11% dead cat bounce
>the dead cat bounce to end all bounces

>> No.18073427

>>18073319
Bro I hope for your sake this is the biggest bull prep of all time and there's such a whiplash volatility hits record numbers.

>> No.18073429

Walmart going to hit 110.00
Ez money

>> No.18073431

Cheeto Mc Smallhands already panicking

>> No.18073433

>>18073209
kek good job

>> No.18073434

Today will end green

Tomorrow will be a blood bath because of unemployment numbers

>> No.18073439

>suckers rally
lmao

>> No.18073440

Better start printing Fed-kun

>> No.18073442

>>18073368
The automakers got paid for the car, the bank wrote the loan for it and are holding the debt. What is so hard to understand?

>> No.18073445

Ooooooooooo

>> No.18073450
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I CANT BELIEVE ITS HAPPENING AGAIN AHHHHH

>> No.18073456
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18073456

The stock market is down despite stimulus passing!

...

How absolutely fucking fuckity fuck fuck fucked is the market?

>> No.18073461

AND WE'RE BACK

>> No.18073462

STRONG BOUNCE FUCK YOU BEARS

>> No.18073467

>>18073319
jesus christ anon

>> No.18073468

WHO GOT TOO COCKY?

>> No.18073469

>>18073456
true clown fucked market

>> No.18073470

>>18073410
>>18073311
better off shorting a highly levered REIT

>> No.18073472

you guys are idiots, green 2 days in a row, i think ive actually missed the dip because of you guys seriously

>> No.18073473

>>18073456
good news = down
bad news = up

>> No.18073475

>>18073434
Bro, they've been factored it. Are you telling me people are unsure? They are going to be bad everyone knows that

>> No.18073478

>>18073347
seethe

>> No.18073479

>>18073461
Lulz

>> No.18073482

*snibs*
*snabs*

>> No.18073485

>>18073456
its not thru congress yet kid

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>>18073158
replace your image

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18073487

Embarassing.

>> No.18073488

oh shit I just broke even on the day.

>> No.18073489

>>18073468
OMG HAVE THE COCKY BROS GOTTEN TOO COCKY!?!

>> No.18073493

>>18073442
Would “banks” like GM financial who hold a lot of these loans be considered part of the auto industry since they’re owned by the car company itself?

>> No.18073495

>>18073485
when is there a result?

>> No.18073497

>>18073456
So, what did the dems and reps include on the bill. There was a lot of fucked shit from both sides(mostly dems).

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>>18073472
>and there was never another red day in the history of stonks
WHALLAH!

>> No.18073503

>>18073434
>Tomorrow will be a blood bath because of unemployment numbers
yeah because only you have this secret knowledge dumb beartard

>> No.18073508

>>18073359
It's scary dude. Don't look at it. You won't be able to sleep

>> No.18073514

>>18073503
You sound like somebody who spent too much of their money on calls kek

>> No.18073520

>>18073064
>bernanke says we're ok
oh no

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>>18073389
Imo the virus will end by late April when things get warm. The real crash is when it comes back in fall.

>> No.18073524

>>18073470
no thanks

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>>18073461
>>18073462
BULLS ARE ALREADY HALLUCINATING
GET FUCKED

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18073532

>>18073503
Seething bulls

>> No.18073533

>>18073495
Friday after Thursday's bloodbath
>REEE! HURRY!! THIS ISNT ENOUGH - JUST THE START!!!!!!!!

>> No.18073534

>>18073529
>>18073529
>>18073529

New

>> No.18073535

>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
NEW THREAD

>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
NEW THREAD

>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
NEW THREAD

>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
NEW THREAD

>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
NEW THREAD

>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
NEW THREAD

>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
NEW THREAD

>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
NEW THREAD

>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
NEW THREAD

>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
>>18073528
NEW THREAD

>>18073528
>>18073528
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>>18073528
NEW THREAD

>>18073528
>>18073528
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>>18073528
NEW THREAD

>> No.18073538

>>18073497
the fucked up shit was from house appropriations
i think they're going with a heavily modified senate (republican) version

>> No.18073539

>>18072988
Shorting ivr to hell

>> No.18073540

>>18073503
this, Every pro trader in the market knows its going to be ~2mill unemployment. It needs to be substantially worse for the market to tank.

>> No.18073542

DOW IN FREE FALL (OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TO COCKY)

>> No.18073544

>>18073534
>>18073535
fucktards

>> No.18073547

>>18073475
It's not about the economy, it's about market manipulation. If you pump today, you will make more money on the fall tomorrow. Fundamentally you are right though.
>>18073503

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18073550

>>18073534
>>18073535

>> No.18073552

>>18073535
>>18073534
Jesus

>> No.18073554

>>18073475
>>18073503
really depends on if they are worse or better than expected. look at canada when they released theres and it was worse.

>> No.18073556

>>18073534
>>18073535
Justed

>> No.18073562

>>18073442
the auto companies make the loans. some are custodian and work with US Bank or Chase, but many have their own credit arms
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Motor_Credit_Company
Other credit companies include Toyota, Honda, Daimler, Chrysler, GM, BMW, Acura. I don't know other names off the top of my head.

>> No.18073564

WE GOT TOO COCKY COCK BROS!

>> No.18073566

>>18073534
>>18073535
Fags

>> No.18073572

>>18073093
Nasdaq is tech my dude

>> No.18073578
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18073578

>got greedy and didnt sell Tesla at 550
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME AAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>18072901

>> No.18073587

bizbros, do i hodl my tvix

>> No.18073591

>>18073497
apparently $17B for Boeing lmao

>> No.18073603

Hahahahahahaha
>the STATE of retards ITT

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>>18073119
FUCK

>> No.18073616

>>18073222
>first in line to the throne
and he's already past expiry date.

people in that royal family have such long lives. even before modern medicine they still managed to outlive most people. guess not having to work in poor conditions help but i think they lived really long even if compared to kings/queens in other countries.

>> No.18073644

>>18073591
Where's a good country to expatriate to?

>> No.18073667

>>18073420
give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. teach a man to fish and he will immediately forget he ever lacked the skill and persecute those without it by calling them babbys

>> No.18073685

>>18073178
its going to go back up, people are just unloading yesterday gains
you're boned

>> No.18073686

>>18073644
Dominican Republic. Mostly self sufficient, almost fiest world, fastest growing economy in south and central america.

>> No.18073694

WINNER=Slowest hyperinflating printer

>> No.18073712

>>18073347
kek, you're not wrong

>> No.18073716

>>18073186
>i will outsmart 2 trillion dollars
RIP

>> No.18073766

>>18073587
Holding to at least 500

>> No.18073777

>>18073359
I don't know how accurate that is as a point of comparison. That was back in the day when it took weeks to travel across the US. When they had model T's and no highways. Population 2bn vs 8bn, and densities to match.

>> No.18073831

>>18073523
nice image, just wish it said "your pike" instead of "the pike"

>> No.18073904

>>18073686
Seems based. Much appreciated, I'll keep digging

>> No.18073915

>>18073360
You can hold it overnight, but you NEED to know your making money if you do. No guesses

>> No.18074561

>>18073045
Boeing is fucked. They have a joke of a fleet, their reputation is tarnished and they are facing billions in litigation and have to re inspect fuel tanks do to not properly ensuring shit wasn't left in them. On top of that they have a boomer heavy workforce, with lots of pension liabilities. Boeing will be bankrupt by the 4th of july

>> No.18074783
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18074783

>>18073535
you lost, delete your thread.