/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18064118]

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>>18062917

[Anonymous No.18064143]

>>18064118
>I keep chopping shit off.
Here we go again...
Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/#_

Tonights required reading:
https://bit ly 3bmqvc8
http://www.r-5.org/files/books/trading/charts/market-profile/James_Dalton-Markets_in_Profile-EN.pdf

Also link the previous thread.

[Anonymous No.18064150]

What will you tell your young tribesmen when they ask you how life was was before "the event"?

[Anonymous No.18064156]

>a literal boomer is in /smg/ right now trying to convince us hes not going to die of bat aids and this isnt the dead cat bounce to end all dead count bounces

[Anonymous No.18064158]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT KEEPS GOING UP FUCK THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18064162]

will SPY hit 300 this week? IM about to lose all my savings if it doesnt bullbros

[Anonymous No.18064165]

>>18064110
real thread here btw

[Anonymous No.18064168]

First for COVID-19 wiping the DOW to 17500

[Anonymous No.18064178]

>>18064165
fuck off

[Anonymous No.18064182]

>>18064150
just stare off into the distance, then tell them story time is over, and to bring me their wives. This night the men can keep eachother warm.

[Anonymous No.18064183]

I don't know how people do this for more than a year. I thought I'd cash in on a bubble of stock buybacks, and basically win money from short sighted greedy bastards. But because I am part of the

stock market I am now getting whisked along with the double pronged stupidity that was attempts at stimulus today. Both measures taken with barely sketched outlines of the economic and health

effects on the US population. A temporary freeze of credit, rent, etc. with some funds in the pocket made sense for the short term. But the amount of bloat on the stimulus package is ludicrous.
If CV is a "nothing burger", then 6 trillion dollars was an unprecedented overreaction that will force the US into a Japanese style zombie economy for decades. All to boost the stock market

temporarily so the big players could get out and look for the bottom (as evidenced by the chain reaction of machine triggers which pushed a trap today).
If it isn't then "ending" the quarantine by Easter is going to kill a lot of people. A lot more than if the measures had been kept in place longer. Lives traded for points on the DOW.
It's been fun /smg/ but I am done after this. I can't do it anymore. I don't have the mental fortitude for it. One last message.

FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.18064191]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-24/jobless-claims-are-said-to-soar-to-nearly-1-million-in-canada

>Nearly one million Canadians applied for jobless claims last week, representing almost 5% of the labor force

[ズーマー仲間 No.18064194]

>>18064150
My youngin's, let me tell you, about the wuhan flu
Granddaughter: Hehe you rhymed grandpa

[Anonymous No.18064195]

[Anonymous No.18064196]

>>18064094
The fuck are you on about? The 16 trillion was the amount held by the public, which is currently at 17 or something. The actual debt was at ~22 last year

[Anonymous No.18064202]

>>18064168
DOW has Unlimited Printer Works behind it now. Do you have enough shorts in stock?

[Anonymous No.18064205]

Digits and the USD hyperinflates this year.

[Anonymous No.18064213]

>>18064191
Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.18064217]

What a time to get mono
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=auJHZaoq0ew

[Anonymous No.18064221]

>>18064162
I don't think it can break 260. I don't think it will break 260 in the next 2 years.

[Anonymous No.18064236]

Every commodity but stocks in the US will inflate in price lmao

[Anonymous No.18064244]

So whats the general sentiment bois? I assume everything is going to pump a little naturally due to the 10 trillion? Whachu guys got your eyes on?

[Anonymous No.18064246]

>b-but the usd can handle 10 trillion pumps because its the reserve currency
>sauds change to yuan
>dollar reaches zimbabwe levels of inflation
>chinese millennium begins

[Anonymous No.18064247]

>>18064191
>last week
>5%
This is just the tip of the iceberg

[Anonymous No.18064248]

>>18064202
Yes, digits demand the sacrifice of the green line for the chaos God himself.

[Anonymous No.18064261]

>>18064202
The QE can’t keep up with the exponential growth of the virus though

[Anonymous No.18064262]

>>18064244
The fucking market might as well be at 0.0 right now. I have no fucking idea where it's going at this point.

[Anonymous No.18064263]

>>18064191
Is the long foretold Day of the Rake finally here?

[Anonymous No.18064266]

>>18064244
i tend not to bet against our money masters, the government and the fed. if you have money you dont need in the next few years, i'd recommend buying just about anything.

[ズーマー仲間 No.18064271]

While your at it anon,

Pick up some gold and silver etf's to hold short/mid-term

[Anonymous No.18064277]

>>18064244

[Anonymous No.18064285]

>>18064118
>10 trillion stimulus
>Futures down
JEROME TURN THE PRINTERS BACK ON WTF IM DYING HERE.

[Anonymous No.18064287]

>>18064205
I don't see how it's avoidable at this point.

[Anonymous No.18064289]

Posted last thread, but

I'm tempted to invest $200 for both CCL and AIR. Thoughts?

Will the airlines fall again?

[Anonymous No.18064295]

>>18064244
10 trillion..is that sarcasm? I dont know whats real anymore

[ズーマー仲間 No.18064300]

I gotta tell ya, I love the cuteposting in this thread (so far)

[Anonymous No.18064303]

>>18064277
>>18064244
Posted before even writing something. Im so tired.

Just no idea. Could go anywhere. The market is just a clusterfuck right now and I might as well throw dice or watch the swallows fly

[Anonymous No.18064311]

>>18064150
About the same as I tell any zoomer what wants to know what life was like before 9/11 or the internet. Similar, some stuff different. There was good and bad long term effect.

[Anonymous No.18064320]

I need it to at least start green tomorrow so I can sell my calls and buy more puts, what are my chances boys?

[Anonymous No.18064322]

>>18064246
>sauds change to yuan
And then World War 3 happens

[Anonymous No.18064323]

how are foreign markets handling corona in comparison to us? are they also pumping money

[Anonymous No.18064324]

AUD USD exchange rate is fucked
buying stocks is costing me more

[Anonymous No.18064330]

>>18064300
based

[ズーマー No.18064334]

>>18064322
Gulf War 2

[Anonymous No.18064336]

>>18064323
the central banks coordinate so that no one is off kilter when they announce various easing programs. for the countries that matter, anyways

[Anonymous No.18064340]

>>18064323
I know Japan is

[Anonymous No.18064341]

USD barely moving tonight. Thought there would be a bigger effect.

[Anonymous No.18064351]

Frens, what stocks or assets profit from general war or civil war in opec cunts?
Just wondering, no special reason.

[Anonymous No.18064352]

>>18064246
More like WW3

[Anonymous No.18064357]

>>18064323
The BOJ tried to pump with 12 trillion, didn't do much though.

[Anonymous No.18064365]

>>18064191
kek I forgot about my little puttie on canada
I wonder if it'll cancel out the losses from the one on Japan
>>18064217
That is exactly what I thought of when I saw your post. Except in my head I was singing Spinal Meningitis.

[cunt No.18064370]

>>18064118
They literally through infinite money at this fucking market and its still going down.

[Anonymous No.18064371]

/smg/ theme
https://youtu.be/tS3Cfkwu1l8

[Anonymous No.18064374]

>>18064262
Very true, I'm looking forward to the surprise we get to wake up to tomorrow.

>>18064266
I've got 15k tied up in oil rn. It seems this is a one in a life time opportunity so well see how it goes. Some guy in just the past month turned 40k into 1.7 million. Had it all in a robinhood account and everything.

>>18064277
>>18064303
I feel you... It seems like Jerome is gonna pump it somewhat.

>>18064295
It's 10 my guy

[Anonymous No.18064375]

>>18064162
Im pretty bullish, and even I would say it's a stretch to hit 300 THIS WEEK. But, hey, I hope I'm wrong.

[Anonymous No.18064376]

>>18064351
against your own currency? the greenback

[Anonymous No.18064381]

>>18064191
Oof! I am currently on furlough from wagies. I have been told two weeks guaranteed full pay. Beyond that pending, negotiations are happening with the union and such, probably depends on the particulars of the stimulus the government is fighting over right now. Should be fine as long as shut downs do not extend beyond two months.

[Anonymous No.18064382]

hey guys I'm new to investing. I just opened an account and I am up 8% today. if I keep this up I'll be able to retire in less than a year. is this normal?

[ズーマー No.18064385]

If any of you guys are clueless on what to buy or whatever, here is my watchlist for some ideas

[Anonymous No.18064390]

>>18064323
ecb said up to 750 billion in state bonds.
for whole europe.
so...

[Anonymous No.18064399]

>>18064341
When Zimbabwe hyperinfalted their currency they did it for personal wealth, draining large amounts from the currency to buy foreign currency.

When the US tries hyperinflation by printing a trillion dollars, every other country is in the same boat, so the money does not go to other countries, but most of it gets recirculated in the country.

Gold isn't going up. It will crab or go down!

[ズーマー No.18064404]

>>18064385
Cont.

[Anonymous No.18064411]

>>18064385
>>18064351

[Anonymous No.18064414]

>>18064382
>he bought yesterday's fake pump
OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.18064435]

>>18064385
>>18064404


Not a bad list we have lots of similar stuff but i disagree with clorox it's overvalued.

[Anonymous No.18064453]

>>18064399
>most of it gets recirculated in the country
Not this time.

[Anonymous No.18064460]

>>18064382
You'll be fine. Go all in! Now's the time! If you can I suggest checking out UWT. It's gonna moon soon, I promise! 1 in a life time opportunity my Reddit friend :3

[Anonymous No.18064464]

>>18064382
we seriously need a newfag guide

[Anonymous No.18064466]

Ideas for tomorrow? Is it going to be a red day?

[ズーマー No.18064468]

>>18064435
Clorox may receive a dip for now which you could get for cheaper and ride out in the long term

[Anonymous No.18064482]

>>18064374
At this point i'm just looking for where the fuck to get in. If it falls tomorrow I can make up for having pussy hands on the 20th

[ズーマー No.18064484]

>>18064382


see >>18064385
and >>18064404

[Anonymous No.18064488]

>>18064466
the s&p is going back to 2700 to ensure max pain for bears, seeing as bulls have already endured it. then we come back to test the lows. screencap this

[Anonymous No.18064491]

>>18064365
Hell yeah bro weeeeen

[Anonymous No.18064501]

>>18064460
They may turn around.

[ズーマーバイブ No.18064509]

>>18064488

Fingers crossed.

[Anonymous No.18064515]

>>18064382

[Anonymous No.18064528]

When does futures trading close?

[Anonymous No.18064538]

>>18064488
unironically this is whats going to happen

[Anonymous No.18064546]

>>18064143
based market clock anon

[Anonymous No.18064563]

>>18064323
Germans said no company will be allowed to go bankrupt because of coronavirus

[Anonymous No.18064581]

>>18064482
I feel ya dude. I woke up late today and missed the pump. So I skipped today entirely. Just waiting to see if it will be green again tomorrow or go red. I feel like at the very least it will start somewhat green and taper off. Thursday is going to be a red at the very least. The 6 trillion and now 10 trillion talk clearly hasint had that much of an effect yet.

>>18064501
There is no possible way that could ever happen. You might be able to short them for pennies on the dollar but I don't believe there is any coming back from that. It remained at 0.21 all day and did not budge a cent meanwhile all of oil and the fucking meme GUSH mooned. USO is just hanging out. Well see what happens with that.

[Anonymous No.18064589]

>>18064488
I'm a strong believer in max pain theory

[Anonymous No.18064604]

How is Nikkei UP 6%???

[Anonymous No.18064605]

>>18064488
stfu, one more red day...

[Anonymous No.18064606]

>>18064488
You can't cage the bear.

[Anonymous No.18064607]

If I was born a cancer does that mean I have special crab market powers?

[Anonymous No.18064622]

>>18064289
got some airline puts so I'm hoping for a fall hehehehe

[Anonymous No.18064631]

> -1% in futures after +11% day
> bears are celebrating this

UMMMM... okay??? A small pullback was inevitable. The reality is that sentiment has shifted bullish and we are due for a V reversal. SPY 300 by end of April. SPY 400 by end of year.

[Anonymous No.18064632]

Accumulate REFR

[Anonymous No.18064642]

[Anonymous No.18064658]

>>18064581
The way the futures look right now...I have no idea man, like I said. But, the asian markets look good. It's so fucking stressful. I panic sold 50 shares of gushn and now look at it.

[Anonymous No.18064660]

>>18064631
Did you read this in a sheep's liver or is this some voices in your head telling you this shit

[ズーマーバイブ No.18064666]

The proven way to make the best trades is to listen to Future Funk music while accessing your brokerage :)

[Anonymous No.18064676]

>>18064607
if i was born a virgo does that mean i'll be a virgin forever

[Anonymous No.18064677]

>>18064631
Futures haven’t been a good indicator for the next day

[Anonymous No.18064681]

>>18064631
>The reality is that sentiment has shifted bullish
Anyone who confuses the calm before the storm with "the bottom is in" deserves whats coming

[ズーマーバイブ No.18064683]

>>18064658
Yea I was spooked and sold GUSH like a retard

[Anonymous No.18064690]

>>18064607
im a scorpio does that mean i have toxic loads?

[Anonymous No.18064697]

>>18064631
Futures were 1-3% up yesterday at this time, they are a meme

[Anonymous No.18064707]

>>18064690
Aren't scorpios crabby people?

[Anonymous No.18064713]

>>18064676
probably

[Anonymous No.18064733]

>>18064581
>>18064683
>GUSH
Am I being memed? They reverse split 40 to 1.

[Anonymous No.18064737]

>>18064581
GUSH didn’t moon. They did a reverse stock split.

[ズーマーバイブ No.18064746]

>>18064733
Well I don't feel to bad. USAU mooned and I reeked the profit :)

[Anonymous No.18064747]

Is there a bigger meme than "priced in"?

[Anonymous No.18064749]

>>18064632
Why. I've seen this posted a few times today. Why should I or anyone else accumulate this?

>>18064658
I wouldint feel bad. GUSH reverse split so you would have the exact same amount of money. But it did rise $5 besides that. So I guess you would have made like $250. But you did not miss out on the thousands you thought you did.

>>18064733
>>18064737
I'm aware but it did go up quite a bit after that.

[Anonymous No.18064750]

who else /gushergang/? just gushing profits left and right. it went up 15 points today! wonder what lambo ill buy when it hits 150...

[Anonymous No.18064766]

baggie going to have to sell that gook gf to afford bread

[Anonymous No.18064768]

>>18064750
>>18064749

[Anonymous No.18064770]

>>18064747
yeah this market

[Anonymous No.18064773]

>>18064750
based

[Anonymous No.18064777]

>>18064322
can you imagine a russo-murican coalition going against the towelheads and chinks?

[Anonymous No.18064786]

>>18064747
The efficient market theory is the biggest pile of shit ever imaginable, only a complete retard believes it

[Anonymous No.18064791]

>>18064766
word on the street is she cheated on him and he is depressed

[Anonymous No.18064792]

>>18064746
>>18064749
>It went up on a 10% green day
Ok? I hope you sold.

[Anonymous No.18064793]

>>18064777
checked.
now I have to.

[ズーマーバイブ No.18064795]

>>18064792
You bet I did!

[Anonymous No.18064797]

>>18064777
Diamonds

[Anonymous No.18064807]

>>18064606
they'll expect one of us in the wreckage brother

[Anonymous No.18064813]

Butterfield bros were you at?

[Anonymous No.18064829]

>>18064766
Are tripfags ever right?

[Anonymous No.18064831]

green wed-fri
red every day from then on

[Anonymous No.18064837]

>>18064777
>>18064322
I low key wish this would happen. Life is boring and it would make for a very interesting change of events. I think russia and china would work together on this one though. What a perfect opportunity to kick the United States while they are down. Matter of fact I don't think such an opportunity like this will happen again for quite some time.

>>18064792
I did not sell actually. I believe GUSH will go up a little more tomorrow morning and then I will sell.

[Anonymous No.18064838]

>>18064791
wait really??

[Anonymous No.18064846]

>>18064791
lmao

[Anonymous No.18064854]

>https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/mar/24/steve-sisolak-nevada-governor-bans-malaria-drugs-c/
>LAS VEGAS — Nevada’s governor has signed an emergency order barring the use of anti-malaria drugs for someone who has the coronavirus.
>Democratic Gov. Steve Sisolak’s order Tuesday restricting chloroquine and hydroxychloroquine comes after President Donald Trump touted the medication as a treatment for the virus.
>Trump last week falsely stated that the Food and Drug Administration had just approved the use of chloroquine to treat patients infected with coronavirus.
>After the FDA’s chief said the drug still needs to be tested for that use, Trump overstated the drug’s potential benefits in containing the virus.
lol

[Anonymous No.18064858]

>>18064464
It's already in the op

[Anonymous No.18064871]

>>18064766
>jewbo
>fux

[Anonymous No.18064882]

>>18064385
what that software

[Anonymous No.18064883]

>>18064837
>I think russia and china would work together on this one though.
And then they backstab them mid-way through.

[ズーマーバイブ No.18064894]

>>18064882
Merrill Lynch, not the best in the world but gets the job done

[Anonymous No.18064906]

>>18064382
Just remember when you lie to us you are really only lying to yourself.

[Anonymous No.18064922]

>>18064894
How much REFR do you own and why?

[Anonymous No.18064924]

>>18064528
never

[Anonymous No.18064929]

>>18064807
legit lold

[ズーマーバイブ No.18064936]

>>18064922
Nigga it's a watchlist.

Though, once my money from selling USAU settles I will go balls deep.

[Anonymous No.18064963]

BUY SQQQ AT 25 THEY SAID
DON'T MISS OUT OVER A FEW BUCKS THEY SAID

[Anonymous No.18064973]

S&P Futures are at 2.0

[Anonymous No.18064975]

>>18064963
I bought at 29 relax it's going down, even after the 10 tril promise.

[Anonymous No.18064981]

>>18064963
>zhe bought?

[Anonymous No.18064987]

>>18064837
I would much prefer a Russian American empire being slavic american and all. Think of as a Soviet/USSR with capitalist system. No left wing politics trannies or fags and women lose there rights.

The world would fear us and be crushed under our boot. Then like the bible foretells the end of the world would come but it would be a wild ride.

[Anonymous No.18064993]

>>18064973
year of the crab confirmed

[Anonymous No.18064994]

>https://twitter.com/KTLA/status/1242611444077584385?s=20
>Water and power will be shut off for nonessential L.A. businesses that don't comply with the stay at home order, Mayor Garcetti warns
lawful evil

[Anonymous No.18065002]

>>18064936
Yes I see, but why REFR? Surely there is a better alternative then some Smartglass technology company.

>>18064987
Sounds comfy. Could see some cool aesthetics coming from that.

[Anonymous No.18065018]

>>18064994
ok, now this is bullish

[ズーマーバイブ No.18065029]

>>18065002
Boomer take incoming:

It's cheap and it's moves around alot. So its pretty good for shorting rn

Also not enough cute posting, KEEP IT COMING!

[Anonymous No.18065037]

>>18064994
priced in

[Anonymous No.18065040]

>>18064963
>>18064975
I bought at just under 23 a d I'm feeling like I'm going to receive an assraping. This is all cope. How long can you hold realistically?

[Anonymous No.18065045]

>>18064854
someone posted yesterday about the companies involved with the drug mooning. TEVA was one of them and it went up 8%, but it was a green day all around so I don't know if I am ready to jump in.

[Anonymous No.18065051]

>>18064994
>Music Lab owner Victor Delgado is adamant about staying open.
>“Have not closed my store in 29 years and not closing it now … sorry,” he said in a March 21 Facebook post. In another March 17 entry he wrote, “Please wash your hands.”
noooo not my music laberino

[Anonymous No.18065052]

>>18064183
Yeah right see you Thursday. Enjoy your day off.

[Anonymous No.18065062]

>bought insurance call in case bounce continues and tomorrow is deep green
>futures not green but only mildly red
so this is how it’s going to be, huh. lose money both ways. bastards!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18065083]

>>18065051
gonna be music stencharino

[Anonymous No.18065093]

What's in the 6 trillion bill being stalled in the senate anyway?
Is it Pelosi's poisoned bill mixed in with the old republican bill?

[Anonymous No.18065094]

>https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1242639870159466502?s=20
>Three sailors were airlifted from the USS Theodore Roosevelt to a military hospital after testing positive for the novel coronavirus, the Navy said
:O

[Anonymous No.18065098]

oil stonks?

[Anonymous No.18065101]

>>18065040
Three months. I'm not really worried about losing money, just losing opportunities to make money.

[Anonymous No.18065104]

im starting to think bill browses /smg/

[Anonymous No.18065107]

>>18065062

[Anonymous No.18065108]

I hate this virus but I like it cause Its given me cheap stocks to buy and it's given me a damn paid vacation from doing actual work. I literately go into work and do pretty much nothing for 8hrs now yet get paid for it. If they shut it down, oh well, I'd still get paid and I'd still have a job.

[Anonymous No.18065135]

>>18065104
No, that's /pol/ tier retardation. /smg/ never bought into that bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18065142]

>>18065108
I mean hell long as nobody coughs on me and long as the supply lines keep open to get TP and other stuff I'm happy as hell.

[Anonymous No.18065143]

>>18065108
Reminds me of when my friend bragged about a cheap hotel she got for a trip. When she went she heard gunshots outside her window every night. When something's cheap it's usually cheap for a reason. It's shit.

[Anonymous No.18065145]

>>18065104
Kek its so dumb of trump to suggest medicine to people when it hasnt been tested. Already some stupid boomers dying from it.

[Anonymous No.18065148]

>>18065051
>NO NOT MUSIC LABERINO I HAVEN'T CLOSED IT IN 29 YEARS

[Anonymous No.18065149]

>>18065104
What the fuck is he on about? The drug isn't FDA approved for corona so no doctor is going to prescribe that drug in the first place.

[Anonymous No.18065155]

>>18065104
bill wins today and every day following, the bulls are back in town

[Anonymous No.18065163]

>https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1242642565720985600?s=20
>Coronavirus Update: Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms (D) Said Tuesday That The City's ICUs Are At Capacity And Warned That Hospitals In The Area Could Also Soon Be Maximized Amid The Virus Pandemic - THE HILL
noooo :(

[Anonymous No.18065167]

What is the name for this kind of growth?

[Anonymous No.18065169]

>>18065108
>cheap stocks to buy
Because the market always goes up right anon haha this literally can not change haha

[Anonymous No.18065172]

>>18065108
>I literately go into work and do pretty much nothing for 8hrs now yet get paid for it
same here. I do just enough programming to look busy and mostly just browse the internet. Now I get to play games and watch movies as I'm working remotely while putting 2-3 hours of work.

[Anonymous No.18065179]

>>18065098
NBL was up 30% today, why the fuck

[Anonymous No.18065186]

>>18064963
There is a chance you will be able to recoup your losses if you trade premarket. Maybe not, but the way I see it it's our only shot. I also bought at $25 like you.

[Anonymous No.18065187]

>>18065149
>its not FDA approved for corona
are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.18065208]

Anyone have ongoing puts out tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18065209]

>>18065167
"priced in"

[Anonymous No.18065212]

>>18064747
Once upon a time the market had fundamentals. And I believe, in our lifetimes, we will see market fundamentals again. At least I hope so..

[Anonymous No.18065217]

>>18065155
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.18065240]

>Get into stocks last week
>(((Penny stocks))) are now "featured" on Facebook
What is the meme with Penny stocks?

[Anonymous No.18065251]

>>18065208
I have a few fucking long term puts with SPY I'm intentionally holding onto even though I've suffered some losses on it.
They're out to 6/19 as a kind of "Fuck you" to the S&P.

[Anonymous No.18065256]

Some dumb fuck went to a "corona" party some dudes were having. The fucker got what he deserved. Hell they're all infected now most likely. Doing dumb shit like this partly why we're in as deep a hole as we are.

[Anonymous No.18065257]

>>18064118
What are good Eruopean Brokers 0 fee, not for scouting, just for investing slowly?
That accept up to 10k at least with no previous experience.

[Anonymous No.18065262]

>>18065240
The meme is your information being sold to advertisers.

[Anonymous No.18065266]

>>18065240
Pajeets trying to get people to fall for their pump and dumps like if they were playing shitcoins.

Boomers trying to make back their 401ks will probably fall for it, especially with medical penny stocks

[Anonymous No.18065270]

>>18065240
Pump and dump

[Anonymous No.18065283]

>>18065145
HCQ has been used since '52 lmao its older than the boomers

[Anonymous No.18065285]

>>18065240
penny stocks posted on facebook are like how cryptos were posted here.

[Anonymous No.18065290]

Fuck it, I am buying in. Fuck it. I wont sell.

[Anonymous No.18065291]

lmao nevada D governor banned use of Hydrochloroquine just because of Trump

[Anonymous No.18065295]

more closed stores

[Anonymous No.18065298]

>>18065290
Wait until Friday at the very least.

[Anonymous No.18065300]

I BOUGHT A PUT IN AAL AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

[Anonymous No.18065312]

>>18065295
Ah, so this is how the fucking apocalypse begins.

[Anonymous No.18065315]

>>18065298
Do you really think stonks go down tomorrow? I can't day trade on robbinwhore because of my panic selling last week.

[Anonymous No.18065333]

>>18065093
It’s $10 trillion now. Try to keep up numb nuts.

[Anonymous No.18065334]

>>18065295
>Wafflehouse is gone

Its over, America is over.

[Anonymous No.18065337]

>corona will force zoomers to learn how to cook or at least buy food in bulk
fuck restaurants and their overpriced garbage, some spic's labor isn't worth $15 for a hamburger

[Anonymous No.18065339]

>>18065333
source?

[Anonymous No.18065344]

>>18065315
Indications are that after a day like this, shit goes downhill quickly.

[Anonymous No.18065346]

>>18065339
just trust me bro

[Anonymous No.18065349]

>>18065295
DURRRR BUY THE DIP. TRUMP WILL SAVE US. OOH IS THAT SOME KOOLAID??? THANK YOU MASTER TRUMP. MMMMM THAT SO GOO

[Anonymous No.18065350]

>>18064963
Its gonna go back up to like 30 eventually you might have to hold it but this thing goes up and down all the time

[Anonymous No.18065352]

>>18065101
do not hold leveraged ETFs for 3 months

[Anonymous No.18065355]

>>18065315
Tomorrow will probably be crab day.
Thursday will be double breaker because of bulltrap correction and unemployment numbers.
If you're cautious wait until friday's crab day to make decisions.

[Anonymous No.18065365]

>https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-nashom-wooden-mona-foot-20200324-d36lvmx2nbcdzcdbwyxoexpqla-story.html
>Famed NYC performance artist, drag legend Nashom Wooden dies from coronavirus
>Wooden was turned away from a local hospital because he did not exhibit enough coronavirus symptoms. A friend found him dead in his apartment the next morning.
NOOOOOO THEY DIDN'T PRICE THIS IN

[Anonymous No.18065368]

>>18065339
https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/trump-white-house-tells-wall-street-execs-lockdown-may-last-beyond-easter-sunday-while-saying-virus-related-stimulus-could-exceed-10-trillion

It's not just the one bill

[Anonymous No.18065380]

>>18065346
My dad works at Nintendo

[Anonymous No.18065384]

what are some brokers who offer free api
i want to code a bot to do this trading shit for me

[Anonymous No.18065385]

>>18065365
>corona chan removes AIDS freak
based

[Anonymous No.18065390]

>>18065291
and the fucking side-effects, if he endorses it and people lose sight and go deaf, the potential lawsuits vs the government would be huge. I'm not a fan of either of the murican parties but Trump is a fucking retard for even mentioning a hypothetical drug that has not been sufficiently tested yet. When he was a clown in the times of peace and prosperity I didn't care, but the fucking buffoon starts to annoy the fuck out of me now. I'm starting to worry people might take to the streets at some point, when the cretin decides to suspends the election after looking at the negative polling numbers.

[Anonymous No.18065396]

>>18065352
Why?

[Anonymous No.18065400]

>>18065365
>first confirmed nigger death
BULLISH AS FUCK

[Anonymous No.18065404]

>>18065384
Probably thinkor swim, they have a coding script thhing. my fucking h key is broken, fuck

[Anonymous No.18065421]

>>18065352
Ok r*ddit
>inb4 vol drag

[Anonymous No.18065427]

>>18065390
2 people took a form of hydroxychloronique used to clean aquariums and died, it's amazing they will jump off a cliff if he asks them to

[Anonymous No.18065428]

>>18065396
Overnight rebalancing. The market could go down 60% but you could actually be in the red on SQQQ because these big green days wipe it out. Look it up.

[Anonymous No.18065445]

bullish

[Anonymous No.18065447]

>>18065396
Leveraged gains can quickly turn into losses, just get some exposure to underlying assets instead.

[Anonymous No.18065450]

>>18065400
>u.s deficit shrinks ever so slightly with his death

Definitely bullish.

[Anonymous No.18065452]

>>18065384
Interactive brokers or alpaca

[Anonymous No.18065454]

>>18065295
Alright that's it. I've had enough.

[Anonymous No.18065461]

>>18064854
Trump is obviously not a doctor and doesnt do medical research, which means either someone is lying to Trump or the media is trying smear Trump and willingly killing people to do so.

[Anonymous No.18065463]

>>18065427
>hydroxychloronique
chloroquine phosphate

[Anonymous No.18065473]

>>18065167
TB needs to stop resting on its laurels and innovative before it loses more market share.

[Anonymous No.18065474]

>>18065445
not the magic labor numbers, but really If they introduce something on Friday holding over the weekend will be a wild ride.

[Anonymous No.18065475]

Dude just drink tonic water

[Anonymous No.18065476]

>>18065295
what did that chain serve?

[Anonymous No.18065480]

>>18065295
Open them back up
Send in the gaurd if you need to
This isn't OK

[Anonymous No.18065490]

>>18065476
houses

[Anonymous No.18065492]

>>18065257
bump, help?
I wanted to buy and sell Just Eat stocks but I am not being able to.

[Anonymous No.18065495]

>>18065476
Pure Americana.

[Anonymous No.18065500]

STIMULUS DEAL SNAGS ON FIGHT OVER ABORTION PROVIDERS
>STIMULUS DEAL SNAGS ON FIGHT OVER ABORTION PROVIDERS
STIMULUS DEAL SNAGS ON FIGHT OVER ABORTION PROVIDERS
>STIMULUS DEAL SNAGS ON FIGHT OVER ABORTION PROVIDERS
STIMULUS DEAL SNAGS ON FIGHT OVER ABORTION PROVIDERS
>STIMULUS DEAL SNAGS ON FIGHT OVER ABORTION PROVIDERS

[Anonymous No.18065506]

>>18064150
seriously what event? bear market's over breh.

[Anonymous No.18065507]

>>18065492
Check back a little later. The euro /smg/ crew don't generally show up for another couple hours.

[Anonymous No.18065515]

>House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) told colleagues on a conference call that the Senate bill had made “a big advance” but “doesn’t have everything we want,” according to multiple people with knowledge of the call who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe its contents.
based Pelosi crashing the U.S. with no survivors

[Anonymous No.18065520]

Friendly reminder that dividends are your enemy and will backstab you when you need them the most

2020-03-24:$ENLC: EnLink Midstream $0.1875->$0.09375

2020-03-23: $JWN: Nordstrom halts dividend.

2020-03-23: $FCX : Freeport-McMoRan Inc SUSPENDED.

2020-03-20:$M Macys suspends dividends.

2020-03-20: $DAL Delta Airlines halts dividends.

2020-03-20: $BA Boeing halts dividends

2020-03-20: $HT Hersha Hospitality revokes and suspends.

2020-03-20: $APLE : Apple Hospitality suspends distributions.

2020-03-19: $TJX Reevaluating dividends.

2020-03-19: $F Ford suspends dividends.

2020-03-18: $DRI Darden Restaurants suspend dividends.

2020-03-18: $BA CUT TO 0.

2020-03-18: $MAR Marriott eliminates dividends.

2020-03-18: $WPG reduction to $0.0625

2020-03-17: $CLDT CUT TO 0.

2020-03-16:$PK - Park Hotels & Resorts SUSPENDED.

2020-03-16:$MAC Macerich reducing $0.75->$0.50

2020-03-13: $F SUSPENDED

2020-03-13: $NHF - NexPoint reducing to $0.10

2020-03-12: $APA Apache cutting dividends -> $0.025 cents a share.

2020-03-XX: $OXY cutting dividends from $0.72 /share to $0.11/share

2020-02-27: $AMC cut dividends from $0.20 -> $0.03

2020-02-27:$GCI resume in May, dividends ->$0.19 a share.

[Anonymous No.18065534]

>>18065500
FUCKING CONGRESS SHITS FUCKING DEMS FUCKING MCCONNELL I NEED MY CHEAP PUTS YOU BASTARDS

[Anonymous No.18065543]

>>18065500
Jesus christ, the poison pill.

[Anonymous No.18065557]

>>18065500
kek, god lefties are insane

[Anonymous No.18065566]

>>18065520
Based. That dividend guy is a retard for shilling it all the time.

[Anonymous No.18065574]

i bet they are fighting hard for student loan forgiveness, because we must punish non-idiots without debt

[Anonymous No.18065575]

Are pump and dumps legal? It just feels like fake money to me

[Anonymous No.18065588]

>>18065520
OOF

[Anonymous No.18065594]

>>18065520
inb4 boomers go full panic stock liquidation

[Anonymous No.18065597]

>>18065500
And additional update

PELOSI STIMULUS REQUIRES AIRLINES RECEIVING AID TO CUT EMISSIONS
>PELOSI STIMULUS REQUIRES AIRLINES RECEIVING AID TO CUT EMISSIONS
PELOSI STIMULUS REQUIRES AIRLINES RECEIVING AID TO CUT EMISSIONS
>PELOSI STIMULUS REQUIRES AIRLINES RECEIVING AID TO CUT EMISSIONS
PELOSI STIMULUS REQUIRES AIRLINES RECEIVING AID TO CUT EMISSIONS
>PELOSI STIMULUS REQUIRES AIRLINES RECEIVING AID TO CUT EMISSIONS

[Anonymous No.18065603]

>>18065520
>2020-03-19: $F Ford suspends dividends.
i never should have bought ford back at the end of january.
i thought to myself, no way they will cut dividends. that's the last thing they got now, they need them to keep faith.

>2020-03-13: $F SUSPENDED
seems like you have written ford twice

[Anonymous No.18065610]

>>18065520
dividends do not differentiate a stock in any way from a non-dividend company

[Anonymous No.18065611]

Stimulus bill is not passing. It needs a unanimous vote in the senate because the house isn't in session and reps aren't in DC to vote.

[Anonymous No.18065612]

>>18065520
Thats why you get better companies

[Anonymous No.18065613]

>>18065534
>I NEED MY CHEAP PUTS YOU BASTARDS
what were you doing today, twiddling your thumbs?

[Anonymous No.18065615]

>>18065597
say goodbye to any resolution this week

[Anonymous No.18065616]

>>18065167
Pneumonia just hasn't been what it used to be since they made that damn vaccine. Lucky it isn't for all the strains.

[Anonymous No.18065622]

>>18065557
Turns out this was fake news in a literal sense. No news reports cover this, no example of the bill text exists, and the only reference found about this was a fact checking site.

[Anonymous No.18065627]

>>18065520
Ford cheapies are on the menu tomorrow
>up 23% today
it's time

[Anonymous No.18065628]

>>18065597
source?

[Anonymous No.18065629]

>>18065613
Funds hasn't cleared in TDA so I can't trade options until tomorrow.

Just switched to TDA from Schwab because Schwab never called to give me some options

[Anonymous No.18065634]

>>18065622
Shutup retard

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/democrats-seek-clean-energy-oil-150046852.html
>A fight over abortion providers like Planned Parenthood is one of the remaining holdups in negotiations over the Senate’s stimulus bill, according to a person familiar with the talks.

[Anonymous No.18065640]

>>18065622
So this.... is the power... of TDS

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/democrats-seek-clean-energy-oil-150046852.html

[Anonymous No.18065641]

>>18065520
>implying i would own any of those trashcans
Divvie aristocrats only

[Anonymous No.18065651]

>>18065520
>2020-03-XX: $OXY cutting dividends from $0.72 /share to $0.11/share
ouch, they haven't lowered dividends in at least 20 years...

[Anonymous No.18065659]

>>18065634
Learn to utilize reading comprehension you fucking moron.
Jesus fucking christ your own article refutes the way you want to spin it.
Is your idiocy intentional? Or did you eat paint chips as a child?

[Anonymous No.18065679]

>>18065597
FUCK YEEEEEEES BRING ON THE RED

[Anonymous No.18065687]

>>18065520
hella based, let's make this copypasta

[Anonymous No.18065691]

>>18065627
please buy so i can get out with a profit.
need F to go +68%

[Anonymous No.18065699]

>>18065640
>>18065634
>>18065557
>>18065543
>>18065534
>>18065515
>>18065500

> Republicans had put in language barring nonprofits that receive Medicaid funding, which includes Planned Parenthood, from accessing that aid.

I see no need to force that into the bill

UNLESS you don't want it to pass

And they don't.

>Spacing for emphasis, if it triggers you that's just a bonus

[Anonymous No.18065714]

>>18065520
Butterfield Bank won't back stab you, its got a based dragon logo.

[Anonymous No.18065722]

>>18065691
when did you buy in?

[Anonymous No.18065735]

>>18065699
Sub-80iq post.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18065737]

>>18065520
When dividends are no longer your frens

[Anonymous No.18065743]

>>18065699
PP shouldn't be funded

[Anonymous No.18065749]

>>18065699
Are you new to American politics? The Hyde amendment is boilerplate, removing it is the radical stance that has no need to be brought up when they don't hold the senate
>le trigger man
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.18065753]

>>18065699
kek

i really don't care. I'll be happy as long as it is even 25% fair, which it probably won't be.

I love that people think it's reasonable to forgive all student at a whim but some poor fuck with 30k in CC debt is fucked who is even more fucked than a degree bagholder.

UBI is honestly the most fair thing possible to do with tax money. Give everyone a modest check and let the market handle the rest. If gov bails out any industry let them do it for cheap stock or on loan like any other capitalist.

This whole thing is just a huge way to inflate my bags. I really don't care politically.

[Anonymous No.18065767]

>>18065520
Astronomically based

[Anonymous No.18065821]

>>18065699
Holy shit what a cuck

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18065823]

>>18065743
idk man.. some people shouldn't be having kids.. fucking weird that some girl was just telling me today that she hasn't got her period.. .. abort. abort.. abort..

[Anonymous No.18065837]

>>18065722
thought it was at the end of january, but i looked it up now and it was at the start of february. right after F dropped around 9.5% in a single day. nice opportunity i thought. the yield was around 7% and they hadn't lowered dividends in 8 years.

then corona started making the news and spread outside china

[Anonymous No.18065855]

>>18065753
>This whole thing is just a huge way to inflate my bags.
yes
>people think it's reasonable to forgive all student at a whim
Fuck that
Just freeze the interest until they get a well paying job that can actually pay off the debt, like they do in the UK, and cap the programs for worthless degrees at public institutions. If a private school wants to teach native american basket weaving I don't give a fuck. But not with my taxes.

>>18065749
You're suggesting their t

>>18065749
>>18065735
>>18065743
>>18065821
I really don't give a shit, that's not REALLY what's holding up the bill and you should understand that.

Also, who the fuck cares, PP gives out condoms and birth control to keep unwanted people from filling the streets with more people who have no opportunities except crime and wage slaving, and those jobs are now being automated away.

The world doesn't need more of these people. Abort em, bake em into meat pies, and feed the irish with them.

[Anonymous No.18065874]

>>18065855
>until they get a well paying job
So never?

[Anonymous No.18065875]

>>18065837
F

[Anonymous No.18065893]

>>18065855
>The world doesn't need more of these people. Abort em, bake em into meat pies, and feed the irish with them.
Nice edge bro but you have to be over 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.18065908]

>>18065874
maybe
>>18065893
dank post bro
if you don't understand the reference, just fuck off

[Anonymous No.18065913]

>>18065875
o7

[Anonymous No.18065916]

Oh no..............................

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-25/hydroxychloroquine-no-better-than-regular-covid-19-care-in-study

[Anonymous No.18065929]

Is GUSH still a good buy at what it is right now?

[Anonymous No.18065949]

What do you all think of a stock like Dave and Buster's?

Past 4 years it's not gone below $40 and it crashed to $8.

I'm pretty novice at this but surely that's something that will go back up in price once people start going back to social activities...

[Anonymous No.18065952]

>>18065929
Absolutely not. Oil isnt done dropping until american companies go bankrupt and only then will Saudis and Russia stop pumping.

[Anonymous No.18065964]

>>18065916
>The results of the study weren’t statistically significant.
read...
This thing is snake oil but still. Don't be retarded

[Anonymous No.18065968]

>>18065855
>gives out condoms and birth control
and also performs abortions, which the gop have an issue with, and would lose all of their boomer votes for if they failed to include that point
>that's not whats really holding the bill up
yes of course, anon who doesn't understand decades-old politics is going to tell us the inner workings of the senate
>I'm from /r/atheism and I say kill em all
okay
>>18065908
>jamming edgy swift references into my cringepost is a personality and you're all the unenlightened ones

[Anonymous No.18065981]

>>18065949
There are so many stocks on discount. Why flock to literally dave and busters. Check the balance sheets and earnings growth. I'm willing to bet they are completely stagnant.

[Anonymous No.18065995]

>>18065929
GUSH is only high now due to a 40:1 reverse split. It's still dog shit just more expensive dog shit

[Anonymous No.18066001]

>>18065929
It just reverse split, and will go from 3x to 2x. It is generally acknowledged those are not a BUY signal.

[Anonymous No.18066014]

Based boomer talk
https://youtu.be/vmt1Li1Rnes

[Anonymous No.18066016]

>>18065981

There being so many is what makes it overwhelming to figure out what to invest in. I've been looking at Uber, Lyft, McDonald's, Starbucks.. companies where the virus is the reason for the hard crash because people aren't using their services.. services that will be in demand when things pass.

..but yeah, then you start second guessing yourself with talks about P&E and stuff and companies that aren't doing so hot (like American Airlines being close to a bankruptcy?!)

[Anonymous No.18066018]

>>18065949
That was a fake rally they are gonna go down soon its gonna be a while until people have money to spend on shit like video games and its gonna be a while till people feel safe being around one another again so they will drop again bank on it

[Anonymous No.18066029]

>>18065949
http://ir.daveandbusters.com/news-releases/news-release-details/dave-busters-achieves-61-revenue-growth-third-quarter
Now consider what happens when they're closed for a full quarter at the very least.

[Anonymous No.18066037]

>>18064482
thursday is when we get real unemployment numbers. if the government doesn't get some shit figured out for corona by the time those numbers come out we are going to tank so fucking hard it's going to put bill gates in the soup kitchen line

[Anonymous No.18066041]

>>18066016
I'm with you man, so much stuff is on sale and I don't know where to start buying. Unironically I was also just going to get Dave and Buster's.

[Anonymous No.18066044]

>>18066016

TECH- 50% weight

FB
APPL
GOOGL
MSFT
TSLA
SWKS

Food/RESTAURANTS-10%
MCD
SBUX
KO

Asset managers-10%
BIP
BAM

Energy-10%
BER
NEE

TRAVEL-10%
CCL
DAL
UBER

Defense/Aerospace-10%
LMT
NOC
RTN

[Anonymous No.18066052]

>>18065390
>>18065427
>How to spot retards that suck media cock without actually trying to discover the truth for themselves
>DRUUUUUUUUUUMPFFF!!!!!!
>Yes! Orange man BAAAAD! Now die for us!!

[Anonymous No.18066056]

>>18066018
Should we hold oil and airlines?

[Anonymous No.18066059]

before someone rushes to make a new thread
>>18064110
we actually had 2 /smg/ threads the whole time

[Anonymous No.18066060]

>>18065968
>decades-old politics is going to tell us the inner workings of the senate
it's a wedge issue they use to manipulate voters.
You think they're going to let the whole country default over that? Shameful if true. But not impossible.

>edge cringe reddirt personality
don't care about that nonsense at all

[Anonymous No.18066062]

>>18066016
>>18066041
Here is my list, nice mix of divvy and growth. Energy should have some XOM or CVX though, forgot to add them

[Anonymous No.18066066]

New thread

>>18066058
>>18066058
>>18066058

[Anonymous No.18066076]

>>18065520
starting to doubt the legitimacy of this post with no sources, I can't find anything about OXY cutting their dividends. although i'm sure not everything is untrue on that list because i can find sources on ford suspending their divs

>>18065651
(to myself) seems like fake news

[Anonymous No.18066083]

>>18065597
how....how the fuck would an airline even cut emissions? how the fuck would that even work?

[Anonymous No.18066096]

Based

[Anonymous No.18066111]

>>18066056
>>>18066018 (You)
>Should we hold oil and airlines?
Am I being punk'd right now?

[Anonymous No.18066402]

>>18065101
>three months.
No, these stocks decay in mere days. Realistically I'm thinking I'll just be breaking even if I hold til Thursday.

[Anonymous No.18066577]

>>18064217
my God what crap. You would think there was still some shame in people but I guess not. Come virus, come.

[Anonymous No.18067787]

>wait a couple of more weeks
>people dying like flies in US due to abysmal crisis management
>economy crashes and stock market crashes further
>all this concides with bitcoind halving
>wait for bitcoin to drop to about 2500
>invest all I have
>wait for it to rise again to 10k

sounds like a reasonable plan?

maybe I should've pulled the trigger when bitcoin dropped to 3.7 a couple of days ago but I expected it to drop even further, not rise back over 6