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18062787 No.18062787 [Reply] [Original]

Not bad, eh?

>> No.18062872

>BAWWWW CAPITALISM HAS FAILED
>MOOOOOMMY! WHY CANT WE BE COMMUNISTS?

>> No.18062891

>>18062787
Very bad I'm so sorry anon
:(

>> No.18062935

>>18062787
Holy shit you are bad at this. My brother started a week ago with a 1k loan I gave him (he didn't tell me his true intentions) and he put it all in Gambling stocks on fucking Cash App.
He payed me back today and gave me 300 extra.
You fucking suck loser.

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>>18062787
hello, my brother

>> No.18062969
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>>18062950
...how

>> No.18062981

>>18062787
>>18062950
Are you Zoomers who've never traded before in your life?

>> No.18063030

>>18062935
Don’t lie. He never bought stocks, in a previous thread you said that he bought some quality drugs, and sold them with a healthy profit.

>> No.18063033
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>>18062969
$UUP

>>18062981
yes

>> No.18063036

>>18062950
You are me

>> No.18063062
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>>18062950
how did that happen?

>> No.18063099
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18063099

Same

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>>18062950
>>18062787
You are like little baby, watch this

>> No.18063128

I lost 50$ while i shorted S&P because i was too much of a pussy and closed my position while i was in the red.
If i had just held i would be up several thousand bucks now

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>>18063033
Learn to (Boomer) walk before trying to run: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

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How did you lose money?
It’s my first week as well, how’d I do bro’s?

>> No.18063745

>>18063614
I invested in spxs and zm. Seemed like a good idea at the time

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>>18063745
I literally just traded BTC, ETH and LINK

Also got sum PNK but that’s in a different wallet.

>> No.18063881

>>18063099
>Exxon
anon, wtf
Slack was maybe a theoetically intelligent idea, under the circumstances, but they're a POS. You'd be better off with MSFT

>> No.18063910

>>18062787
Go in MIST

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>>18062787
This is fun xD

>> No.18064384

>>18062787
Lol

>> No.18064619

>>18064354
I should have invested as much as you did
>>18062787
how did you lose money? weve been climbing for over half the week.

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>>18062981
that can't be it, I'm a zoomer and this is my first time trading

>> No.18064686

>>18064619
I invested in spxs and zm. Seemed like a good idea at the time

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>>18062787
Check out my first week.

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18064801

I've had a good time so far with all this Crisis

>> No.18064839

>>18064801
how?

>> No.18064850

>>18064751
>>18064636
>>18064354
>>18063614
>>18064801
AAAAAAAAAHH FUCK YOUUUU

>> No.18064859

Mostly Disney and PLAY puts from two months ago thanks to /POL/ making me into a Schizo scared of the end of the world.

>> No.18064868

>>18064839
Leverage

>> No.18064898

What are some good long term holds to buy up right now bros. Want to buy some more shit and just forget about it.

>> No.18064907

>>18062981
Please don't bring this stupid "you're a zoomer!" shit to /biz/. Stay on /v/ and /tv/

>> No.18064927

>>18064898
GOLD, X, EMN, CLR. 25% in each

>> No.18064934

>>18064898
Royal Dutch shell
a major airline that will be bailed out
green energy companies and companies that deal with public transport and public transport infrastructure

>> No.18064971

Well at least your honest

>> No.18065003

>buy high sell low
you're doing good m8

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>>18062787
My first day. Am I gonna make it?

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>>18065014
shit wrong screenshot

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>>18062787
>>18062950
>>18063099
>>18064354
>>18064636
>>18064751
What's up with all these poorfagfolios? I thought this was the board of the /rich NEETs/?
>>18063110
Acceptable.

>> No.18065097

>>18063110
Imagine losing over 100k all at once lmao

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>>18062787
>>18062950
>>18063099
>>18064354
>>18064636
>>18064751
What's up with all these poorfagfolios? I thought only /rich NEETs/ were allowed to post on this board?
>>18063110
Acceptable.

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18065160

New to investing here, dumped 2k split between 5 stocks, should I cut back and dump 1k each into two stocks? or dump the whole 2k into one stock? Thinking I'll prune down to just a major airline and a cruise line.

Thanks

>> No.18065206

>>18065160
Jesus Christ first you need to read the risk management paste bin from the OP on the stock market general

>> No.18065231
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This is me right now, but my gf's dad got a big call on VXX before it went up and straight up won $500k. He's paying off his new house now and getting cataracts surgery. He's a good guy, Vietnamese immigrant who started from basically nothing. Really smart and totally deserves it.
Meanwhile I'm shitting myself over here :c

>> No.18065345

What app are you guys using?

>> No.18065376

>>18065345
Coinbase/tradeview

>> No.18065439

>>18065376
Thank you. Silver stacklet looking into buying some stocks/crypto. Any advice for a newcomer?

>> No.18065496
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18065496

Weeeeeeee

>> No.18065523
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CRAAAAAWWWWLLLLLIIIIIINNNNGGGGG IN MY SKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN

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>>18065206
Oh dear god, I've only have these stocks on for two days, and everything is in the green. Should I pull it all now and start using calls and puts? I never bothered to use them since I don't really know what they do, but after reading the sticky it seems far less risky.

Thoughts?

>> No.18065578

If I don't lose or make 8 percent in a day, I consider it a very boring day.

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They should make a metaRobinhood app that lets people manage your portfolio and make trades for you and have rankings and leaderboards and everything and they get to keep a small percentage of your stack and then they can manipulate the market through collective autistic algorithmic ascension.

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18065689

pretty great so far

>> No.18065807
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22 year old here
It's fucking crazy that I made 80% of what I make in 2 weeks (working 40hr/week) without doing a damn thing.
I spent the first 30 mins of opening monitoring it and then I went to sleep and woke up 30 mins before closing time monitoring it.
Insane and I feel extremely blessed

>> No.18065883

>>18065439
Research. read whitepapers. Pick a few and make sure you can foresee a future for said projects that have tokens.

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>>18062787
someone didn't take the red robin pill

>> No.18065903

>>18065523
Charge your phone my autism is not coping.

>> No.18065935

>>18063099
>Exxon
What went through your mind when you bought this.

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>>18065903
no

>> No.18065946

>>18062787
Only that? Cry me a river. Pussy.

>> No.18065975

>>18065596
plus500 already has that as far as I remember.

>> No.18066003

>>18065935
>saying no to 10% dividends
>muh dinosaur juice
>muh cheap oil forever
XOM is a world class buy my dude.

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18066012

I started fucking up after I sold btc to invest in real stocks but starting making it back today.

>And wallah, my portfolio will never go below $700 ever again

>> No.18066061

>>18065807
Congrats lad. Don’t get cocky though

>> No.18066098

>>18066061
Thanks brother and yeah I'm gonna go easy.
Not sure if to sell as soon as market opens though.... Guess I'll have to stay up and look at futures / see how Asian and Euro markets do

>> No.18066118

>>18062787
What app are you using?

>> No.18066156
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I went from about $500 investment to this all because of this “crisis”.

Buy low sell high.

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>>18065596

upvoted

>> No.18066222

>>18066012
pls stop saying wallah

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>>18062787
>>18062950
>>18063099
>pandemic, thousands of people dying
>expert traders pulling the hair roots out of their skulls
>government giving CPR to the market
>no good news, new york expecting the worst to be in 40 days
>you decide this is a good time to start with stocks

>> No.18066302

What is this app you are all using ?

>> No.18066325

>>18066302
Robinhood, it allows commission free trading.

>> No.18066329

>>18063128
at worst you could've held on till after bubble 2.0 pops again. im gunna long my dow and s&p shorts

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niggers

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>>18065807
enjoy your pump. shit will deflate or i will shit myself.

>> No.18066438

>>18066156
thats some never before seen sage advice

>> No.18066445

>tfw no fancy charts because I'm using a real broker

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>>18066445
What do you mean? Vanguard's got cool graphs.

>> No.18066855
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18066855

>Ed Koch voice

Howm I doin, howm I doin. ehh, howm I doin?

>> No.18067012
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18067012

You are like a little baby

>> No.18067165

>>18066003
based retard

>> No.18067207

>>18067012
jfc what did you buy?

>> No.18067219

>>18062787
All you have to do is buy Verasity and wait until Q4 / post Corona gaming boom. Jesus, it's like you hate money.

>> No.18067229

>>18067207
TVIX... I rode the lightning and got burned

>> No.18067305

>>18062787
Nice. I just got in too for 800 smackeroos. Going to try my hand at the retail investor thing: step one, go to penny stocks and buy as many shares of the cheapest thing that will make me as much money as possible as fast as possible. I'm in for JNUG right now, since nobody actually understands what this thing is, I hope I can make money off it.

>> No.18067331

>>18064636
What app is this boys? Still fucking around on coinspot

>> No.18067396

>>18067305
RIP bro

>> No.18067503

>>18067396
In theory because JNUG is tied in some way to actually getting precious metals out of the ground, it should have reason to go up if there is a looming shortage of gold, to the extent that paper gold contracts cannot be fufilled for example. However, nobody knows what JNUG and JDST are and as far as I can tell all the other investors in this are just pattern-matching and think they're geniuses for noticing JNUG and JDST are mirrors of each other. No shit! Anyway... maybe I can make some money!!!!

>> No.18067515

>>18067331
robinhood faggot. ffs read the thread. you motherfuckers who refuse to learn are only going to be spoonfed to the poorhouse.

>> No.18067726

Newfriend question: What kind of app are you all using to trade? All the screenshots are the same app.

>> No.18067901

>>18067726
Holy fuck it's literally the post above yours open your fucking eyes

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>>18067726
this is the state of /biz/. you faggots need to stop posting and go the fuck BACK

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Hello darkness

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>>18065567
No seriously, any tips here?

>> No.18068071
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>>18064801
That much cash and so little gain in 3 months lol
Let me handle it

>> No.18068100

>>18067985
i watched that gif like 100 times

>> No.18068115

I make about $1,500 a month before bills and I might just add $200 a month to Robinhood.

>> No.18068167

>>18065689
What are you movin?
I profit from seaworld, NUGT, and ford
Im not holding long mostly for a day but im day trading at least 300 day

>> No.18068415

Shitty part about day trading is realizing youre gonna give gov 40% of youre short term capital gains

>> No.18069379

>>18064907
Sneed

>> No.18069396

>>18066222
checked and wallahpilled