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>> No.18060779


>> No.18060783

Crab Wednesday

Red Thursday and Friday

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Does having stocks make me more attractive to females? It seems like a very masculine trait

>> No.18060791

I seriously want every boomer to die of ass cancer

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This is some fucking gigantic news for precious metals

>> No.18060797

reminder that its just a flu

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>> No.18060809

6 trillion bailout for boomers and nobody else gets anything. They are honestly the worst group of people to ever live.

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How long until the DOW drops back down to 19000?

>> No.18060820

who bought SQQQ at $31
fess up
dont hide

>> No.18060821

If the economy still crashes despite a 6 trillion pump, then this country is truly fucked, for bears and bulls.

>> No.18060823

money + risk taking behavior

>> No.18060824


>> No.18060827

if you havent
>broken a girls heart
>had your heart broken
>beaten the shit out of someone
>had your shit beaten
youre not a real man

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>> No.18060835

Reminder that while today felt good to be back in the green and strongly so, even Goldman is calling this a machine driven bounce and is expecting a quick reversal in a day or so. Maybe even into tomorrow.
All I can say is this:
If you don't know what you're doing, just get out now. You're not going to be able to really call this shit well. Hell I've been doing this for years and it is mass fucking chaos.

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15,000 by Monday

>> No.18060842


Two days

>> No.18060845

^ This ^

>> No.18060846

I haven't done any of that and I'm a biological male

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ive done all those things and yet i still feel like a retard

>> No.18060849

I bought at $23 at noon. Still fucking sweating bullets.

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Can we please vote this orange retard out of office?

>> No.18060851

what does that mean? contract terms for who? stock traders? international central banks? miners?

>> No.18060852

What are some choice call options lads?

Also, virus scares happen around elections all the time... Does anybody know how long before the election SARS and MERS were 'solved'? In my opinion this is when we can expect a rally more legitimate than a dead cat bounce.

>> No.18060855


>> No.18060856

why does someone whos a millionaire let himself get cucked by that ugly bitch bros

>> No.18060858

>takes photo of screen
>and dumps 80k euro into fucking dairy company during an economic crisis

Where the fuck did you retards crawl out of?

>> No.18060867

Yeah but don't talk about it. Just casually check your portfolio (it better have a big number in green) and then make sure she sees it. Don't try to talk about technicals tho her pusy will dry up.

>> No.18060873

I wish they would let the free market do its thing

>> No.18060874

what if you beat the shit out of a girl

>> No.18060875



>> No.18060876

i sold yesterday end of day warning you guys about a pump today and you guys called me a retard. buy it up tomorrow mid morning mid day at the latest

>> No.18060877

>imagine thinking we are not at the bottom.
Lol, you faggots all missed the dip.

>> No.18060880

t. useless boomer that wants the economy to shut down just for him

>> No.18060881

Hello Gavin

>> No.18060883

>70% unemployment
>70% unemployment
>70% unemployment

>> No.18060885
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I once beat up a girl if that counts. Never got beaten up though.

>> No.18060890

god I hope so, I need to get out asap

I can't take holding these puts anymore, fed please have mercy on my soul

>> No.18060908

Can someone edit the fed pump gif so that he's throwing grandmas into the wheel and skeletons are getting grinded out?

>> No.18060910
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Many great men were total retards.

>> No.18060920

market is literally backwards though, (((goldman))) probably has the machine that are manipulating this shit

>> No.18060922

I don't have a heart. Except the part of the human heart that is responsible for hate.

>> No.18060929




and workers won't see a penny of it.

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reddit says it's red

>> No.18060934

Name a great retard

>> No.18060936


I bought at 22.89 at close. Already regret it

>> No.18060940

my average is 25$ but we are still gonna make it

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>83 thousand euros in a single stock
Bravo frenchie. Fuck diversification. Break the system

>> No.18060946

Will SQQQ hit $26+ this thursday/friday? Please, someone knowledgeable please HELP ME. I will sell tonight if it is apparent that it won't.

>> No.18060950

Just like movies this 2nd depression coming is going to be worse

>> No.18060965

Would the Goldman Sachs jobless prediction coming true on Thursday cause a big crash?

>> No.18060966

It's simple

We uh...sue the Chinese for damages

>> No.18060967


>> No.18060969


That is honestly extremely high test

>> No.18060970

Corona deaths in Italy today: 743
SARS deaths total: 774

>> No.18060971

Based and insanepilled

>> No.18060972

kek i stole this image from another thread but the one you posted is unironically and 100% me. all from SPY puts baybeeee

>> No.18060983

nigger we can't even forecast tomorrow accurately with futures already coming in

I'm 99% sure the market will have to crash by monday because it's been completely disconnected from reality this week and needs to correct

>> No.18060985

You can stay there, nigger

>> No.18060989

futures are already fucking dying holy shit

>> No.18060992

Bloody fucking hell.
Do I invest in airlines now or are we going to see another dip?

>> No.18060993

Why aren't futures bright green after a six trillion dollar stim?

>> No.18060999

Yeah. ngl senpai

>> No.18061000

so what? a lot of helpful items that should have been law a long time ago are going to help society. Diverisity provisions for corporations, emissions controls to stem climate change, financial assistance for refugees etc

>> No.18061001

Should the fed even exist?

>> No.18061004

I'm feeling snib snab tomorrow, despair and crash later this week

>> No.18061008

what if I'm balls deep into SDOW, that sounds like good news

>> No.18061012


How u gonna sell in the middle of the night

>> No.18061015

When is everything going to dump? Will crypto dump too?

>> No.18061018

Less than Sars1 total in one day? Total nothing burger.

>> No.18061020

and I am the guy who bought the 83k worth of Danone. It was all a clever ruse in my 4d chess game.

>> No.18061021

When Jesus comes back on Easter the airline stocks will soar like the majestic bald eagle.
t. Trump

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lmao when did they add a coronavirus tab?

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does anybody remember how close we got to impeaching Trump? Now everyone is in line to get their Trumpbux, ironic.

>> No.18061025

Are we... are we about to have 2 green days in a row?

>> No.18061027

I bought at 28.

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Is this the fucking end of the Fed lads?

>> No.18061040


depend how to bailout affect stock price.
Does it pump or dump?

>> No.18061044

I hate these fucking Fed cunts. My 235 SPY put expires next Tuesday and is totally fucked now. I'm worried I'm going to have to jump ship on it tomorrow and lose over half my value on it.

>> No.18061045

Crypto is weird, how the fuck should we know

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australia is up 5% at open
we're fucked bearlords

>> No.18061048

It already dumped. Note how the value of Crypto and most stocks is now far lower than earlier this month. It could dump more, but I dunno if I'd bet on that.

>> No.18061051

I can sell before 8:00 PM on td

>> No.18061055

same. 25$ avg reporting in

>> No.18061057



>> No.18061064

>how close we got to impeaching Trump
It actually wasn't close at all and everything Democrats did during that was literally a hail mary attempt to impeach him (both times).

>> No.18061067

If government get equity expect a dump

>> No.18061076

>australia is 5% up
that indicates a true value of -5%

>> No.18061082

australia is fucking mooning, 6% already

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Same. I thought it was going to be bloody red tomorrow. Good thing it was only 50 of these things.

>> No.18061085

Crypto is a retarded 100% manipulated ponzi scheme... How do people not get this about crypto yet?

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AAAAAA we got too cocky bullboros!
The 6 gorillion dollars did nothing! Futures are dying.

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>> No.18061096

It's like the Fed looked at crypto and thought they should do that shit too

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How is drumpfs economy doing guys? Lol

>> No.18061105

CNN and CNBC reporting that talks are likely spilling into Wednesday, no bill going to be passed today.

>> No.18061108

>everything is fucked
>stonks market soars by 10%+
>Trump announces FREE six gorillion UZD (united states of zimbabe dollars) injection
>barely any reaction from futures

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>> No.18061112

What's the difference between the six trillion and the infinite QE? Is it six trillion used directly to purchase stocks?

Imo it's 55/45 in favor of hcq being a cure IF you take it when symptoms are mild or presymptomatic.

You take those odds and then add a fed willing to do infinite QE to keep the numbers up and longing makes sense imo

I will buy a small amount of puts tomorrow morning if we're still up just as insurance. Not trying to make money on them, just want protection if I'm wrong.

I just hope these fuckwads who believe hcq is fake news until clinical trial will include presymptomatic people in the clinical trial.

It would be a fucking disaster if the cure was dismissed because they only tested it in cases where the virus had such a head start that it was going to kill them anyway.

>> No.18061113


Hmm I guess I can too then. Considering just holding tho. Depends if the dump is tomorrow or thurs..

>> No.18061116

Do we expect SPY to be under 235 by next Tuesday?

>> No.18061119
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SQQQ is rising. Just a little bit. I might break a tear of joy seeing my losses become less than 200 dollars. Don't fail me corona chan, buying in a bit below 24 is crushing me inside when it should normally be free money.

>> No.18061120

>>broken a girls heart - yes
>>had your heart broken - lol no
>>beaten the shit out of someone - fights, yes
>>had your shit beaten - no

feelings are for gays and so is fighting

>> No.18061121

new zealand mooning as well
its over

>> No.18061123

I too made a horrible mistake.

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>6 trillion dollars only buys a few hours of <2% green futures

>> No.18061125

Cant wait until they get spilled into Thursday.

>> No.18061137

No joke, I think the fed might implement crypto for shit like to trade junk derivatives but they will use their own currency and not some pajeet garbage.

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we're fucked, aren't we?

>> No.18061143

Wednesday: Red crab
Thursday: Double Breaker
Friday: Green crab
Monday: Double Breaker

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I learned my lesson I promise I'll never fuck with SQQQ again please just let me out with any amount of profit, literally any amount

>> No.18061146

So when they realize the fed no longer has any effective use or impact on the economy will they short the the market and tank it and flee to their bunkers?

>> No.18061149


I feel like this delays the dump. Maybe even creates a crab movement

>> No.18061152

Stop pissing your pants retard

>> No.18061154

You know, i'm pissed, but at the same time, i've already lost 75% and my puts don't expire until the 17th. I just cannot believe this bullshit will be sustained. I going iron hands. Fuck Jerome, Fuck 6 trillion in stimulus i'll never benefit from

>> No.18061158

I don't know why you faggots expect the effects of the Fed to be instantaneous.

>> No.18061159

Also, the same media that said Trump's January china travel ban was racist and not based on evidence are the same ones saying Trump's hcq promotion is fake news

So I am a little more comfortable betting against the slow brains.

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>> No.18061166

I'd be happy with this

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*snib snab*

>> No.18061174


Well of course they are going to tail the US pump

>> No.18061178

Alexander the Great.

>> No.18061180

The algos obviously knew.

>> No.18061182

>Just exit now
I can't dude. I need to do this. I need to keep fighting (until I make say $10k this week, then I'll quit obviously)

>> No.18061183

posting on r/investing the same way i do in biz. bullposting drives those DCA boglehead virgins into a SEETHE

>> No.18061184

JP Morgan Global advisor & Neuberger Berman Group CIO are on CNBC right now saying this is a dead cat bounce. They keep talking about how we'll rebalance at the the start of April, how the virus is far from over, and how we've lost 90% of liquidity in the market.

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Don't worry anon.
We will put you to rest soon.

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Is this true?

Bros I've been busy, I missed the conference, I didn't load up on enough cheapies... I bought lots of PEP and KO but not in my IRA yet...

Credit spreads still widening at the close.

He did WHAT?!

saw this on tweeter and told my mom to go to the bank
Of course it was a bounce, but it could last.
Feeling very insecure with all my shorts, and I didn't buy enough cheapies


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>> No.18061201

To anyone affected by lockdowns so far:
Are restaurants still delivering food in your area? Can you still order pizza delivery when your county or state is under lockdown?

Very important; please respond

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I need to stop trading the cubes. I keep getting bogged.

>> No.18061210

I put 10k into American airlines just in time and made 20% on it. Did I fuck up by not selling it before market closed today?

>> No.18061215


They are somewhat instantaneous though since the information is disseminated to the market. Fed announcing infinite QE and 6 trillion stimulus means inflation and this we had the massive gold pump

>> No.18061218

I'm literally down 50% but my puts only expire in june, some even in august. Am I going to be alright?

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Just in case you forgot

>> No.18061221


They are stalling the vote trying to ride the green wave as long as they can. The market is propped up on anticipation of the stimulus bill being pass.

They are delaying the vote to milk the market pump so they can have it green, then they pass the stimulus which will make it even more green to combat the red that's going to come from unemployment numbers

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>> No.18061232

>keep advising friends to buy into the market now
>they're too scared

>> No.18061234

they announced 6 trillion in free lending, not a full cash injection. but the fact that futures are barely pushing green after that is a sign that the market is dead in the water

peak weimar

>> No.18061235

Yes, but it might depend on your state

>> No.18061238

no one knows atm.

>> No.18061244

Long Island here, don't know about deliveries but the Italians near me aren't closing down and I went to go get a pizza no prob so deliveries should be more than fine.

>> No.18061247

I mean let me rephrase that, "I don't know why you faggots expect the [FULL] effects of the Fed to be instantaneous."

There! I know there are instantaneous effects but the full effects of all of this won't be seen until a year from now.

>> No.18061248

>9% today
Tomorrow's gonna be a slaughter, isn't it?

>> No.18061249

good on your friends, not losing 30% of their money in two weeks

>> No.18061262

Slaughter Thursday. Crab Tmrw

>> No.18061263

Or they’re using it as leverage to promote their party platform because the pressure and responsibilty will shift towards republicans day by day this stimulus is delayed.

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But what if that's what they want us to think?

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I can't buy SQQQ, but it's an inverse ETF, right? We are going down further, that is a certainty we are months away from peak corona. Hell, do you realize that until we find a vaccine (which could take up to 18 months) this lockdown shit is the new normal? Trump can't let people out in April, he is going to kill millions.

I've been on this corona shit since they locked down Wuhan. Here is a great plebbit for some corona DD.



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This bounce was a pretty aggressive one. Futures are going red now.
If tomorrow looks like a crab market then I'd sell the fuck out of them before we inevitably dump again.

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We now have around half the votes of the pre-conference vote.


>> No.18061280


I'd put a limit order for Sell all Shares if it dips back down 5% or more. you just made 20% on 10k - thats pretty damn good for 1 day

>> No.18061282

Nah bro, don't you know? They give us a kick kiss before they fuck us.

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>Just copying the tripcode result into the name field
You... cheeky bastard.

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>> No.18061292

Wait sorry, I missed the stimulus talk. Is the six trillion nonsense on the stimulus bill?

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They already did.


>> No.18061297

Very, very risky for dems to do that. Im guessing they'll pass it tomorrow.

>> No.18061299

It's too early to tell, man.
Volatility is still super high. All bets are off right now.

>> No.18061306

Hey SNSS bro, SNSS not looking so hot now is it?

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Is now a good time to start stocking up on stocks?

>> No.18061318

We are nowhere near the bottom.

>> No.18061320

Wait tomorrow for the dump

>> No.18061325

Nearly all restaurants and delis are open here anon. Food was not really affected. They just close early.

>> No.18061327

wait until it dips again

>> No.18061330

Yes buy out and hold a year

>> No.18061331

What happens thurday other than employed numbers?
In my experience, any rocked pumps end up with the rocket nuking the place when out of fuel the next day.

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I'm new to /biz/, what stocks are happening? I got about $1000 to gamble.

>> No.18061349

Definitely. Now is the time. It might even be too late and you will regret it for the short amount of time you have left to live.

Oh sorry. Thought you meant guns and food.

>> No.18061354

A good time was yesterday, but, we aren't even near the top, so, yes. Still a good time, but, I don't know, man. I'm heitant. Futures are near 0.0. 1 day bull run is not indicative of much.

And i'm betting on this being bearish tomorrow.
I just put some cash in BTC and am hopeing for the best Word to the wise. Iron hands, never sell I fucked up selling 5 days ago.

>> No.18061357

Buy SQQQ tomorrow kid when it hits a new low.

>> No.18061358

ohnonono, bullbros why are all the futures slowly turning into this strange color?

>> No.18061360

buy SQQQ, SDOW, and SRTY

>> No.18061363

Why not go to a casino instead?

>> No.18061364

We will. You won't

>> No.18061367

Short timber, buy copper. People will be communicating from laptops for a long time.

>> No.18061369

But it'll ramp up again in a year right?

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It's amazing that during all that pump yesterday, nobody paid attention to AMZN only going up +2%.

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Please tell me gush will go back down

>> No.18061390

Wait tiill Thursday or Friday.

>> No.18061392

They're preparing them for the slaughter.

>> No.18061393

I have 22k to invest, what stocks should I buy???

>> No.18061394

Amazon wasn't down as much as everyone else to begin with

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>6 trillion in free lending
No consequences?
That's still not direct stimulus, how is it any different from the Fed with infinite QE to buy corporate bonds?

Oh fuck. Wait... it's at DC's discretion maybe? So Don can choose to lend to shit like cruise lines and casinos and whatever he wants?

>peak weimar
Have you seen the dollar index?

I haven't checked it lately, how's it look YTD?
How's CAD doing? pound, euro, aussiebuck?

You people need to stop talking about weimar, the Reichsmark was never a global reserve currency, or the currency used to settle most contracts around the globe. It didn't have 50 years of global dominance before they printed it into trash.

We will be lucky to get some modest inflation, and then they will have to increase rates if they're smart. It beats the deathspiral of the JPY.

sure sure, corona
but if they stop doing the oil price war before all the frackers go bust, we could rally... like really really rally. Especially if there's massive stimulus.

>> No.18061398

Imagine if (((they))) decline the counter proposal of 6 trillion and the market has been pricing it in

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>Go to casino

Haven't you heard, casinos were the first places to close. That's how you knw the happening is serious

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>> No.18061412

Imagine no religion

>> No.18061419

VIX slowly ticking up

>> No.18061426

Ppl sell the not so down to buy the very down

Its why indexing is so powerful

>> No.18061427

>warned you about a pump
>sold before the pump
Following the old "buy high, sell low" strategy, eh?

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Where can I go to bet on Corona-chan?

>> No.18061438

Goldman is counter trading retail retards who follow their advice

>> No.18061440

Donald Trump

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>release the prison population on the goiym before you flee to the bunker

They really dont give a shit do they

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Bitch. The great recession didn't recover until 2013. The great depression didn't recover until the 50s, and that's without adjusting for inflation. We are only down 30%. During the great depression we went down almost 90%. In the dotcom crash and the great recession the S%P500 dropped over 50% over the course of 2 years. WE HAVE DROPPED 30% IN UNDER A MONTH, DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND? This is the biggest crash in history. If the fed wasn't pumping this shit we'd already see the SPX at 1999 levels.

tl;dr: This is the beginning. Don't fall for the dead cat bounce, and more importantly DON'T TRY TO CATCH A FALLING KNIFE.

>> No.18061451

They'd better pass it. I want my 2400 or 3000 bucks. I don't fucking care which it is, long as one or the other shows up in my account in April.

>> No.18061454

Kek! This one is actually funny instead of heinously bad like this gay faggot piece of shit artist usually does. God fuck that guy with a rake with AIDS but at least that comic is funny! Hahaha

>> No.18061455


It reverse split

i had to pay a fucking reorganization fee

>> No.18061465

Good time to get short.
If anything goes wrong with the stimulus package we might not see these levels for a while.

>> No.18061467

Why would the Russians and Saudis stop now? You realize that the barrels haven't even shipped yet? You realize you can't simply turn off the oil pumps? You realize oil demand is about to go to fucking zero thanks to global lockdowns. Check the flight radar.


>> No.18061471

god i hope she starts growing a cock

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What about bitcoin though?

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Why am I too scared to buy anything? I think I'm just going to hold cash and hopefully pick up some cheap real estate in my oilfield town if this place becomes a bust with oil prices being so low.

>> No.18061489

Is BP a good buy right now?

>> No.18061492

Newfag here but this looks like the bottom. what stalks should i buy to get rich in 5 years

>> No.18061493

Fucking this.
People need to really adjust the time scale they operate at or they will get burned hard.
The stock market doesn't move faster than a shitcoin. This is going to be a very long drop with many bounces on our way down.
Then who knows where we go once we have hit the ground.

>> No.18061494

planes dont use oil they use jet fuel

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God DAMN the last few days have pissed me off

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>> No.18061503

that's the 1 million surprise (i hope)

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>> No.18061517

why wont corps just keep taking zero-interest from govt ? That way stock market can never fall down as long as govt doesnt want it to?

>> No.18061521

Source on the bailout being at $6 trillion?

>> No.18061522

I’m liking how these AI bot ran exchanges are right now. Setting up nice.

>> No.18061525

All in. I sadly sold some to yolo on puts. Big mistake. That shit is going to 250k and beyond.

>> No.18061528

>if you havent
>>been cruel to someone
>>been absued
>>be pointlessly violent
>>get beat like a pussy bitch
>youre not a real man

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I don't know if any of that matters.
The market didn't wait for shipments to physically ship to tank the value of oil stocks and futures contracts.

This volatility IS record breaking. It is trading like a shitcoin. I am inclined to blame the algos, they intensify every movement.

>> No.18061534

Should I buy puts for SQQQ, SDOW, and SRTY tomorrow, sell Thursday, then buy calls on all of them?

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>This is the biggest crash in history
Not yet
>If the fed wasn't
Hypotheticals don't count, this is clown world and in clown world the Fed interferes in everything
>Don't fall for the dead cat bounce, and more importantly DON'T TRY TO CATCH A FALLING KNIFE
Completely agree.

>> No.18061552

If cock I also want a no cock version

>> No.18061557

22 here, I have no idea what I'm doing but sounds like I didn't fuck up as bad as all the other guys

>> No.18061567

Damn, what a bad ID.

>> No.18061573

Is this bait or do bull-tards really believe that? Kerosene is made from crude, you moron.

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It's OVER for the bears look at all these bottom shorter hahaha

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So, I guess all of the people saying BABA will get as high as AMZN are looking pretty stupid now.

If dubs: $40 by August.

>> No.18061583

my friend wants to give me a paltry $5k since hes a normie ive led to believe i know when line go up and when line go down. truth is im an apex brainlet playing with pretend investopedia money kek

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>> No.18061605

>That way stock market can never fall down as long as govt doesnt want it to?
that's about the long and short of it

>> No.18061607

Evens, bull market is back baby
Odds, we're hitting the bottom this week
Dubs, recession
Trips, great depression 2: electric boogaloo

>> No.18061617

Why are bears like this

>> No.18061620

Will futures go below 20k before tomorrow?

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>> No.18061622

>Literally fag id

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who's twitter feed did you grab this from?

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we got to cocky bullbros

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>> No.18061640

>says the peepee lover id

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>futures red
>fuck the fed
>fed purposes
>market disposes

>> No.18061666

I would like to remind everyone that stock value was up but production and consumption was down durring the rise of the 1929 great depression that was preceded by a fall.

>> No.18061668

>MGM goes up 20%

interesting considering all properties are closed and everyone is laid off.

>> No.18061684

we get too cocky

>> No.18061694

Unironically: when will the bulls learn?

>> No.18061698

>Over the past 24 hours, Spain has reported nearly 7,000 new cases of coronavirus and 680 new deaths, raising the total to 42,058 cases and 2,991 dead

>> No.18061701

All of the hotel and vice stocks are experiencing similar unfound gains.

>> No.18061702


Pure unadulterated proof that this is just a bounce. There is nothing to indicate that they are doing anything but suffering financially for a full calendar year.

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Bloody Thursday confirmed.

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I bought at 29 bobro

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> 7,000 new cases
>680 new deaths
Imagine when it starts pulling these numbers in every state in the US.
Things are going to get crazy.

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He has risen from the shat low price but fret not that divvy is still nice and fat. He did a quick spike to 35 in after hours and now is moving at 28 and change. Even before this virus shat the yield was still over 5.2%. So the story goes onward and shat unless something bad happens He won't go as low ever again. After all it took 91 years before this epic shat took place. The next time it happens we'll all be dead. So what does that tell you? It means green baby all the way with you just kicking back collecting a fat divvy till you die of old age. (P.S - You shoulda bagged DIS when you had the chance also)

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Welp. For once I decided to go all in on puts and of course my resolve is being tested here. I don't even want to check my current losses I just need to ride this out.

>LYV July 17th $30 puts

Someone is poomping this shit and squeezing out all the shorts and weak hands. I need my $5k back

>> No.18061741

Now look at cruiselines

>> No.18061745

People got greedy and sick of waiting for the bottom to get some cheapies, that's all today was. Later this week they'll get burned.

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holding $30k worth of SDOW @ 66 cost basis thx for free gains bulltards

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What does this indicate for sqqq?

Could we see SQQQ as low as 15 tommorow if there continues to be a rally?

>> No.18061759

Honestly, I think its boomer types buying back into the market, as well as algos playing around, thinking that the stimulus will fix it all and this'll be over by Easter. Definitely a dead cat bounce.
Nobody will go out. Nobody will just start spending money. The average joe has had their accounts shredded by this drop, let alone losing their job or losing out on work for weeks.

>> No.18061764

Angel Cop
That particular dialogue was cut out the English release for reasons you can probably guess

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is the pump done yet?

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Is anyone going to want to take a cruise after coronavirus passes?

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what the fuck is that blue screen of death?
what are aurora?

>> No.18061785

Man, we have three and a half months until that strike. You'll be fine.
Its those of us with strikes coming in the next week that are really worried. If the bottom doesn't drop out again in the next two days then it could be quite bad for put holders.

>> No.18061800

yeah, me

>> No.18061802

if it drops one more time i will literally dump everything i have left 3k inot the markert like a retarded horny bull in chink corona virologist pharmacy ... going in hot no survivors its been good lads

>> No.18061804

where can I find a pure qt like this?

>> No.18061806

It’s easier to play haha numberliney than learn to win at blackjack

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FUTURES DOWN almost 1% for S&P500 and NASDAQ!

>> No.18061812

Thanks for this. Just inverse /smg/ and make ez money

>> No.18061814

Probably not, which is why it's so insane that Trump's going to bail them out.

>> No.18061821

No god damn it buy buy buy I need spy puts

>> No.18061827

I have SDOW at 63 and I'm sweating bullets about tmrw...

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>> No.18061831

Kek, are you serious? Do you think cruises won't recover a year from now?

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>> No.18061838

No thanks, I'll get it cheaper in 2 months.

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>> No.18061845

>vector for diseases
>all the news reporting made it common knowledge they operate out of tax havens
taking a cruise is unpatriotic

>> No.18061847

I made an autistic put 2 weeks ago 4/17$100 SPY put lol

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>> No.18061861

Cruises have worse operating costs than airlines because boats are money pits. They don't pay much in federal taxes because of how they play games with their home ports. And they are nonessential for travel anywhere.

>> No.18061864

t. Shlomo Shekelberg

>> No.18061865

I'll give it a shot for that clip alone. Thanks anon.

>> No.18061866

You'll end up with total economic lockdown like the UK (which originally went for the "lets save the economy instead" approach but u-turned after extreme anger from the sort of conservatives that make up Trump's vote base), when 30% of the population over 50 realise they they are at more than a 1 in 10 risk of dying (although that is low in absolute terms, across every single Western country people have overreacted after initially playing it down as people get gripped by fear that 1 in 10 could be them).

>> No.18061869

I would celebrate but the last several days have proven futures mean nothing

>> No.18061872

Probably more masculinity than they've seen in their entire lives in bugmenland combined.

>> No.18061873

It's just 83 euros. Don't worry about it.

>> No.18061876

nice bro haha

>> No.18061881

Your gone get rich.

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I have a May 9th cruise I really hope holds up. Need to get wasted and chase some cruise hoes. No I don't care about the sniffles.

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>> No.18061900

I want it to hit the limit

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New thread


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>> No.18061914

This iv crush yesterday and green today have not been helping this week

>> No.18061919

I don’t. Even if we have a vaccine by then.

They are only beloved by boomers and myself. They are a huge esg risk. And I expect zoomers are not going to replace the dying boomers, and millenials will be going into their panic rooms for the rest of this because of GFC trauma imprinted in their hearts.

>> No.18061931

Keep at least half, those gut bacteria drinks are selling like hotcakes here.

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>Oh no bear bros we got too cocky
>Oh no bull bros we got too cocky
Fucking high IQ Chad bros know crabbing is the way to win. Nothing gets passed this she'll and meaty claws!

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Futile request to be nice to bear bros today. They had a tough day in the market, but there's no sense in gloating.

This clown market is just as likely to be -10% tomorrow, so be nice to bear bros today, and they can do the same for us tomorrow when the feels set in.

>> No.18061955

Nah that’ll all get negotiated out except for the most inconsequential shit.

>> No.18061975

>zoomers and millenials will be going into their panic rooms for the rest of this because of GFC trauma imprinted in their hearts.
Zoomers and millenials are literally doing corona challenges and uploading videos licking toilet seats...

No offense but wtf do you know when it comes to predicting them?

>> No.18061978

>be nice to those cheering on the end of the world
no thanks, nigger

>> No.18061992

That was actually one of the plays I considered a while back. There was a rumor that stuff would help against sars that got Hong Kong to drink that stuff by the boatload.
It was the Asian kind though.

>> No.18061995

how many people are flying the fucking planes anon? can you reasonably pinpoint a time when people will start flying planes again? can't you fucking use your brain to formulate a logical conclusion to the events you are witnessing? why is everyone trying to be spoonfeed predictions when predicting stuff should be your sole objective as a trader.

>> No.18062021

Not much, I hope I’m wrong. But I’m definitely not putting my money into cruise companies.

I think the retards on social media don’t represent the majority though. I don’t know anyone who ate a tide pod.

>> No.18062034

Hasn't Trump "guaranteed" the airlines?
Sure, it's with Fed funny fiat, but that will count as long as the stawk market keeps trucking along.

>> No.18062038

because six trillion is a drop in the ocean.

>> No.18062043

>all these bulltards

Lmao the 1.5t made a 15 minute dent, you might get a few days out of the 6t?

>> No.18062078

Actually, it's looking great! 2 patients within the margin of error for partials. Second those partials are confirmed, 600%+ easy.

>> No.18062079

The left can’t meme worth shit

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I hate to say it but I think you think too much like the bearfags are now and how short term the average attention span and memory is of a human regardless of the generation and the fact the markets aren't rational, hence everything unfolding before us now. I can't tell you that cruises won't or will recover but I expect a shitty sense of normal to return in the situation...

>> No.18062086

I don't think so friends.

>> No.18062182

If my calculations are correct, and I think that my analysis of the recent events is correct. we are going to see the largest drop the DJI has ever made in 1 day, or perhaps 2 days. Trump pumped the markets with FED money and promisses of an economy that's going to return to work next week. However the numbers of dead and sick are still going up, and people might not be so willing to return, aside from that many businesses already went under. The markets know that FED will throw money at them when the red line goes down so nothing's stopping them from shorting the markets like the greedy fucks they are. The FED tried to use compassion and logic to fix a problem that's mathematical in nature, and is overseen by people who do not give a fuck about average citizens if it's going to lower their quarterly returns.

>> No.18062198

star link is going to rekt SHIT&ty

>> No.18062251

None of the things listed helps.

>> No.18062284

Probably, planning on getting SQQQ tomorrow hopefully at it's lowest.

>> No.18062417

>feelings & fighting are gay

spoken like a true faggot anon...

>> No.18062427

recession dubs

>> No.18062439

Looks like the stimulus won’t be done till Friday

>> No.18062456

southern hemisphere is flipped

>> No.18062472

tinfoil schizo boomer chart

>> No.18062486

His rectal opening, specifically on the far back side of the exterior sphincter.

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>> No.18062518

Look at china and italy, do you think flying planes is a priority for them at the moment?

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>> No.18062582

They won't be passing it anytime soon.

>> No.18063105

Yes. Fall of 1% tomorrow. Boomers think the dip is over. They dont pay attention to cvg to know the real damage.
Thursday 20k new infected in usa. 30 million out of work. Buy SDOW and SQQQ at close. Get rich

>> No.18063219

We gamble here

>> No.18063282

People who bought SDOW and SQQQ today are still just going to have to suck up the damage for tomorrow. feelsbadman

>> No.18063315

You know I hate the virus for what its doing but at the same time I like it cause it gave me cheap stocks. Which will only benefit me over the next several decades.

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