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[Anonymous No.18059804]

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
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https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

Prev>>18058692

[Anonymous No.18059820]

>15 days to slow the spread
OPEN EVERYTHING BACK UP BY APRIL 12

[Anonymous No.18059825]

>>18059781
>bigger civil war in 10 years is better than a small civil war now
Reminder that we're only in this shit now because people thought this in 2008.

[Anonymous No.18059831]

How long did the discord last?
12 hours max?

[Anonymous No.18059835]

>I want churches packed on easter T.drumpf

[Anonymous No.18059836]

>>18059804

[Anonymous No.18059838]

>>18059820
>needing a timetable to contain a virus so the economy wont cave in

[Anonymous No.18059839]

>BIG MACS
BIG MACS
>BIG MACS
BIG MACS
>BIG MACS
BIG MACS

[Anonymous No.18059841]

>how did you decide on Easter?
>i just thought it was a beautiful time

[Anonymous No.18059843]

SIX TRILLION DOLLAR GAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE GOING TO MARS CONFIRMED


SPCE CALLS!!!!!!!!!!! TSLA TO $2,300 EOD

[Anonymous No.18059846]

>who suggested easter?
>>I just thought it was a beautiful time
>so nobody suggested–
>>I thought it would be a beautiful time, so beautiful
aaaaand we're back

[Anonymous No.18059852]

>>18059804
>less than 1% green on open futures
OHNONONO MUMUS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.18059853]

This economy is so fucked. Hyper inflation and depression, we are absolutely fucked.

[Anonymous No.18059854]

will Boeing make a comeback?

[Anonymous No.18059856]

I'M NOT SELLING MY SQQQ I DON'T CARE!?!?

[Anonymous No.18059858]

.

[Anonymous No.18059859]

BEAUTIFUL TIMELINE

[Anonymous No.18059860]

>I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL TIME
I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL TIME
>I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL TIME
I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL TIME

HE PULLED IT OUT OF HIS ASS

[Anonymous No.18059861]

>>18059841
c l o w n
w o r l d

[Anonymous No.18059862]

A BEAUTIFUL TIMELINE

[Anonymous No.18059864]

so are those 6 trillion going towards medical equipment and masks

[Anonymous No.18059865]

>>18059804
This pump is fucking epic i'm a chad sub $100 BA buyer!

[Anonymous No.18059868]

fauci looks different today

[Anonymous No.18059869]

>Coronavirus cases starting to go parabolic
>People losing their jobs left and right
>Trump wants to open everything up again mid April (increasing infection rates heavily)
>Money printer going BRRRRRRRRRR and printing 6 fucking trillion

Get ready for the mother of all dead cat bounces

[Anonymous No.18059874]

>>18059853
>Hyper inflation and recession
ftfy desu Depression is Doomer fantasy

[Anonymous No.18059875]

>>18059860
That's his whole life desu

[Anonymous No.18059876]

>>18059846
how can one journalist be so homo.
>I'm gonna listen to the data and these doctors but I'm optimistic about easter
HOW CAN YOU KILL PEOPLE LIKE THAT

[Anonymous No.18059878]

Beautiful timeline, tremendous timeline.

[Anonymous No.18059882]

>>18059868
he looks defeated

[Anonymous No.18059893]

>>18059811
Bullish for the IP shares in my Roth kek

[Anonymous No.18059896]

>>18059854
was wondering the same, market buy it ?

[Anonymous No.18059900]

Pence is such a Chad
Literally bullied Tim apple into giving him all those masks
Timmy is probably still dripping precum thinking about getting handled that roughly

[Anonymous No.18059902]

>listened to bearfuckers last week
>dumped 15k into SPY puts
>fell for the bulltrap

i hate you niggas like you wouldnt believe

[Anonymous No.18059904]

Jesus does Trump even know what he's talking about, he's literally just rambling

[Anonymous No.18059905]

>$6,000,000,000,000
>physical metal sold out

Comfy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t6DhAkhpq8

[Anonymous No.18059906]

I am sooooo fucked tomorrow. I guess I never imagined they'd escalate money printing THIS much just save rich old peoples asses.

[Anonymous No.18059908]

6 trillion dollars out of thin air lol

Just give me a small loan of 1 billion please

[Anonymous No.18059911]

I legit need this crisis to end. It's not fun anymore. Yeah I pulled my money out but this is starting to become inconvenient and affect my revenue stream. I wanted at 30% happening for a few months. Now suddenly even my secure life is headed for dangerous waters. Someone needs to step up and be a leader! What the hell am I paying these taxes for if we can't even handle a freaking flu God damnit

[Anonymous No.18059917]

what are your bailout pump buys for tomorrow guys? we still have after hours time, im thinking JETS, anything else? LULU?

[Anonymous No.18059918]

>>18059804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB401RfGMlM
ARE you READY KIDS!

[Anonymous No.18059927]

>>18059876
>but I'm optimistic about easter

He's optimistic about Easter based on absolutely nothing. Not a single public health official has even implied things would be close to over by then

[Anonymous No.18059932]

>>18059878
I want to buy some calls on US corona deaths

[Anonymous No.18059933]

>>18059804
So its literally 6 trillion stimulus now? Is that the new bill the republicans are going to push for? Thats bigger than 08 how on earth do they need that much money.

[Anonymous No.18059935]

The US is so fucked

[Anonymous No.18059936]

>>18059858
link?

[Anonymous No.18059937]

IM JUST BAGHOLDING MY SQQQ FOR THE NEXT CRASH IN 10 YEARS
FUCK YOU ALL!!!

[Anonymous No.18059938]

also why do tech companies have hundreds of thousands of masks stockpiled up

[Anonymous No.18059951]

I can't believe the market is up 6 trillion points after hours

[Anonymous No.18059952]

>Mfw S&P will fill its gap at 3330 extremely short term before going down again

[Anonymous No.18059960]

>>18059927
what's your point? would you rather they just decided to shut the country down until 2021?

[Anonymous No.18059961]

>>18059938
source?

[Anonymous No.18059963]

>I sold all my stocks today expecting a huge drop tomorrow.
How the fuck can the fed just decide to inject 6 trillion dollars. I don't even want to know how much potential gains my weak hands lost.

[Anonymous No.18059965]

>6 motherfucking TRILLION dollar bailout
>Futures are barely even moving
I don't think this is a good sign

[Anonymous No.18059967]

>>18059951
Never forget the 6 trillion

[Anonymous No.18059976]

Hmmmm beware for april frens

[Anonymous No.18059978]

>>18059936
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/to-fearless-investors-gobbling-up-stocks-this-rally-has-a-better-than-even-chance-of-failing-2020-03-24?mod=home-page

[Anonymous No.18059979]

First bits of after hours are coming in. Low volume. Slightly up, but tends to be trending downwards over time.

[Anonymous No.18059982]

>>18059963
it will all crash thursday or friday

[Anonymous No.18059983]

>>18059961
https://www.foxnews.com/tech/apple-facebook-donating-millions-of-masks-to-healthcare-workers-at-risk-during-coronavirus-pandemic

[Anonymous No.18059984]

>no drop tomorrow
Just want to clarify tomorrow we should hit 1k deaths in the US and see the media flipping tables

[Anonymous No.18059987]

>>18059965
was about to say that, it doesnt look THAT bullish

[Anonymous No.18059989]

>>18059961
pence just said he asked tim apple and they donate a bunch. if I had to guess its from engineering facilities for dust and shit, or maybe harvesting organs from children

[Anonymous No.18059991]

>>18059965
They've already announced literally unlimited brrring, there's nothing more to price in

[Anonymous No.18059992]

you guys really need to learn how to hedge. you can soften your losses with minimal losses if the original bet turns out good
and stop buying shitty inverse etfs jesus christ

[Anonymous No.18059993]

I am not buying this shit. The economy is still going to fucking crash, he just delayed it by a week.

[Anonymous No.18059996]

SQQQ will drop another 99% as always

[Anonymous No.18059997]

>>18059938
Millions

[Anonymous No.18060004]

BEAR THEME
https://youtu.be/638D5x4uup0
When you find yourself in hell, keep going my brothers.

[Anonymous No.18060008]

>>18059960

He shouldn't give a damned inaccurate timeline, especially one that would cause things to get really fucking bad as cases will be pretty high already and more people getting infected will further strain our health systems. You start to open things up again when it looks like we're over the hump in terms of new daily cases

[Anonymous No.18060010]

>>18059963
>>18059965
the duality of man

[Anonymous No.18060014]

>https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1242573124786413569
>British police to people sunbathing in London on the UK's first day of lockdown: "It's not a holiday"

[Anonymous No.18060015]

>>18059965
its 1 min since he said that

[Anonymous No.18060027]

MORE TESTS THAN SOUTH KOREA

[Anonymous No.18060032]

>trump fleeing the presser

sell!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18060034]

>>18060004
I will hold my SQQQ

until the end

[Anonymous No.18060035]

>>18059979
based fren poster.

[Anonymous No.18060036]

>>18059982
can't wait for black friday

[Anonymous No.18060037]

>GREEN FUTURES TWO DAYS IN A ROW

Market momentum and sentiment has shifted to the upside. I repeat ... this is not a drill. If you are still holding short positions then get rid of them fast or watch your account balance plummet to 0. I repeat. The bear market has ended. We are starting the V recovery.

[Anonymous No.18060038]

>our people are raring to go
Make sure you have enough ovens for all of them mr Trump

[Anonymous No.18060041]

People are buying because le bottom maymay. This a bull trap.

[Anonymous No.18060043]

Reminder that EVERYTHING is PRICED IN the maximum drop is 5%

[Anonymous No.18060048]

IS BLOODY THURSDAY STILL ON THE MENU OR NAH??????

[Anonymous No.18060052]

>>18059984
>m=1.29
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.18060054]

oh hey look over there whats thaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18060057]

>>18060037
Futures are BARELY holding on right now.

[Anonymous No.18060058]

>>18059586 #
I deposited $100-109k to buy puts while we were dumping from Feb 25 through March 6.

My initial deposits were very small due to Robinhood transfer limits.

>>18059553 #
My peak on Robinhood was $1.7 or $1.8m.

>>18059475 #
I turned $40k into $2.3m on fidelity and am keeping that in safe shit

>>18059477 #
I didn't know what to do so I bought some spy calls and calls on boeing and planet fitness because they got hit hard and snss because I keep doing that because I'm not sure if snss anon is memeing and then KO because it was down and I didn't know what else to do

I also bought soxl and calls on soxl

With my last $1.52 I bought 3 more shares of snss bring up to a total of 4 shares of snss

[Anonymous No.18060065]

>tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18060067]

>>18060041
>>18060043
WHICH OF YOU IS LYING

TELL ME

[Anonymous No.18060068]

>>18060048
Obviously

[Anonymous No.18060074]

>President Trump said on March 24 that he wants the country “opened up” by Easter
can he do it?

[Anonymous No.18060077]

So does the stimulus include TrumpBux?

[Anonymous No.18060078]

>>18059938
Apple had 9 million masks hoarded.

[black-star No.18060079]

How much will the fed spend by the end of this year

[Anonymous No.18060080]

>>18059979
what platform is that, looks nice

[Anonymous No.18060092]

>>18060079

all of it

and then some

[Anonymous No.18060093]

>>18060037
God damn if only they knew it was this easy to end market problems in the past and elsewhere in the world. Trump will win the Nobel prize or something

[Anonymous No.18060095]

>>18060074
lmao fuck no. America's infection rate is skyrocketing. We're closed until at least june in the Netherlands.

[Anonymous No.18060096]

>>18060077
Yes, but they're loans that have to be paid back

[Anonymous No.18060098]

>>18060077
Yes. The gibs aren't a point of contention. Amount varies but both sides want to cut cheques to citizens.

[Anonymous No.18060099]

>>18060034
You won't die in vane anon. This market is fucked.


>>18060037
It really hasn't the bulls have just increased their delusion

[Anonymous No.18060102]

>>18060043
>citation needed

[Anonymous No.18060106]

>>18060008
>give a timeline
It's not a timeline man, he's saying "we'll see" to give people who are flipping out some hope.
If you really can't figure it out, think back to when your parents got you to stop crying about not getting you a barbie doll by telling you you'd go to the store tomorrow
>one that would cause things to get really fucking bad
absolute histrionics on your part, since he said they would evaluate it. orange man bad if you want but cmon mate

[Anonymous No.18060108]

>>18060014
I thought all the memes about the UK being so cucked was just banter, lmao.

[Anonymous No.18060111]

>>18060067
Everything is priced in
We won't see the stock market move by any significant amount in either direction until the fifth technological revolution occurs

[Anonymous No.18060114]

>>18060058
>>18060058
>I turned $40k into $2.3m on fidelity and am keeping that in safe shit
doing what?

[Anonymous No.18060118]

MIST bounce play

[Anonymous No.18060122]

>>18060067
neither of them fucking know dude. people are here to confirm their bias. DYOR.

[Anonymous No.18060124]

>6 TRILLION sold off so far
>6 TRILLION bailout cash
So are they literally buying the entire dip by end of week?

[Anonymous No.18060125]

>>18060037
I'm thinking we're BACK BABY!!!!!
>>18060048
NO. DOOMERFAGS BTFO LOL. Better SELL THOSE SHORTS BOY

[Anonymous No.18060130]

>>18060048
Doesn't matter if we have the bloodiest Thursday ever. They're just announce 20 trillion stimulus next week. Anything. ANYTHING to save the stock market.

[Anonymous No.18060131]

>>18060067
thats for you to decide friend

[Anonymous No.18060133]

so explain to me why there wont be hyperinflation?

[Anonymous No.18060136]

>>18060096
The fuck? How am I supposed to pay it back? With my taxes? Do you have a PDF?

[Anonymous No.18060139]

>>18060074
What the fuck does "opened up" mean? Nothing is even shut down right now.

[Anonymous No.18060142]

What does this mean? Can I exersize it at the current stock price (8$)

[Anonymous No.18060143]

>>18060067
Pricing in is a meme when it is about a crisis about which we dont know how long it will take to subside not to mention the underlying economy dying each day it is closed for business.

[Anonymous No.18060150]

is anyone buying shit after hours right now? im tempted to buy more airlines

[Anonymous No.18060156]

>>18059804
We are back.
Good God, we are back.
Hope you bought the dip my bros.
Time to see those fucking gains, we deserve it. It was a fucking wild ride, but we survived.

[Anonymous No.18060160]

>>18059902
>>dumped 15k into SPY puts
Lmao. How far out are they dated. Ive got some puts in the negative but they expire some time next month so decided to hold off on selling them on the off chance stocks nose dive again. Its already like a 50% loss on some of them so might as well hold...maybe depends. You on the other hand stand to lose 15k total vs an additional several hundreds.

[Anonymous No.18060163]

>>18060136
>Do you have a PDF?
Lol

[Anonymous No.18060165]

>>18060095
>America's infection rate is skyrocketing
Do you have any sources for that or are you just a hypefag

[Anonymous No.18060166]

>>18060058
>SNSS not TMDX
Anon... I'm hurt that you chose a tripfag's shill stock over mine.

[Anonymous No.18060167]

>>18060139

>nothing is even shut down right now

you sure about that?

[Anonymous No.18060170]

>>18060133
because money is worth what we think it is, it is no longer a product of how much printed money there is.

[Anonymous No.18060172]

Yes I would like to take out a loan of 2 million dollars please :)

[Anonymous No.18060173]

>>18060124
Is it weird that I expect her to have a penis?

[Anonymous No.18060177]

>>18059367
>sounds lovely, but why don't they press the magic button more frequently then? they have the power to do literally anything money can buy with such a magic computer. why not use it for """good"""?

Because giving up any pretence of it seeming real fucks over the current system.Doing so breaks suspension of disbelief, at which point money is treated as what it is. Worthless.

[Anonymous No.18060180]

So....the pandemic is small time because we can "go back to work" but still requires 6 trillion dollars to deal with? Is that right?

[Anonymous No.18060185]

also real talk, after today and tomorrows pumps is anyone else going to swap out their 401ks back into cash?

[Anonymous No.18060187]

NEW POLL
>NEW POLL
https://www.strawpoll.me/19610428

also here is the previous poll before the conference.

[Anonymous No.18060194]

>>18060106
>since he said they would evaluate it.

There's no reason to not just 'evaluate it' right now. It's not realistic in close to any fashion that we'll be even close to out of this by even the best (or worst since this ending sooner means more people are getting sick faster) estimates. He's just trying to pump the market again

[Anonymous No.18060197]

>>18060136
you will pay it back by losing it in the stock market

[Anonymous No.18060200]

>>18059804
>>18059918
Buy Low Sell High
That's the trader's way
Faster faster, faster faster
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're going
Or which way the market's flowing
Is it crashing, is it growing
Is a storm a-blowing
Not a speck of green is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of niggers of Hell a-glowing
Is the market maker mowing
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the printers keep on printing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing

[Anonymous No.18060206]

>>18060173
Um no?

[Anonymous No.18060208]

>>18060067
Everyone is lying, anon.
Even me.

[Anonymous No.18060209]

So what's stopping debt forgiveness and free health care when you could just print unlimited money?

[Anonymous No.18060212]

>>18060187
bullish (i am fucked holding sqqq)

[Anonymous No.18060217]

>>18060165
It's entirely anecdotal, but the hospital I work at had like 6 confirmed cases last week. Now we have 50

[Anonymous No.18060218]

Futures up by 200. Fed injecting 6 trillion. SQQQ plummeting. Why the FUCK is this happening without a deal in Congress, with unemployment looming, and without 2 green days in a row so far. Please tell me this is after hours short squeezing on top of the ending rally at close.

[Anonymous No.18060219]

>>18060209
Whoah whoah that's socialism bud

[Anonymous No.18060223]

>>18059933
>6 trillion
>6 000 000 000 000
>330 million citizens
>0 000 333 000 000

Thats enough for 18018.01 for every citizen.

[Anonymous No.18060224]

Thank you mr FED man, i'll have a loan of 3 billion dollars please :) no interest of course

[Anonymous No.18060225]

>>18060133
there will be.

[Anonymous No.18060230]

>>18060165
Tick tock bullfag

[Anonymous No.18060231]

>>18059960
Yes.

[Anonymous No.18060232]

what country should I move to now that the US is all but guaranteed to become brazil 2.0

[Anonymous No.18060236]

>>18059882
He knows Trump is dooming us all.

[Anonymous No.18060238]

>>18060173
It means you've been on the net for too long. Take a break anon. God knows we all need one after this day's announcement.

[Anonymous No.18060241]

>>18060187
Glad to know all the redditer migrants here shorted the bottom

[Anonymous No.18060244]

>>18060180
The 6 trillion is just so that we can throw a wild weeklong party to celebrate
You know, when in Rome...

[Anonymous No.18060245]

If Saudi Arabia wanted to they could destroy America overnight by taking Yuan or Euros for oil.

[Anonymous No.18060248]

>>18060219
So are bailouts

[Anonymous No.18060253]

>>18060212
Ripperoni

[Anonymous No.18060254]

>>18060218
It's irrational. But so is life. I'm still waiting on the sidelines, believing another drop is coming.

[Anonymous No.18060257]

>j romeo finally activates the forbidden technique
>negative interest rates
>i wake up early and walk to the bank
>excuse me sirs and madames
>i would like a trillion dollar loan please
>they see from the style of my clothes and fedora im a man of taste
>certainly sir
>i live like a king on the interest the bank is paying me to borrow their money
yes im a financial genius how could you tell

[Anonymous No.18060258]

>>18059804
I asked in another thread but I'd like to ask here too.

Why would anyone who've made more than 10% in the last couple of days remain in the market? 10-20% is expected yearly return, if they've made it, they'll leave. If enough people thinks this way, it'll be a red day tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18060261]

Accumulate REFR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p08ChZVGBow

[Anonymous No.18060264]

>>18059965
That gif, lmao very well placed with what you said.

[Anonymous No.18060266]

Hey guys, for my 401k should I reduce my contribution level until all this is over? I’m at 16% now thinking about dropping to 6% just for employer match. Help???

[Anonymous No.18060268]

>>18060223
That's how much your net worth will deteriorate as it disseminates into the markets.

[Anonymous No.18060271]

>>18060136
>How am I supposed to pay it back?
you're supposed to go back to work and you back the loan with interest, probably added onto your federal taxes

[Anonymous No.18060280]

>>18060197
I'm not gonna loose, lol. Not if I make dividends.
I'm going to buy some calls if furutres hit +4.0 again though. I was beating myself up for not doing it yesterday morning. As long as I don't start doing puts i'll be alright.

[Anonymous No.18060282]

>>18060232
>Your money is safe.
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[Anonymous No.18060283]

>>18060080
thinkorswim.
TD ameritrades platform for investing and trading.
Also Cramer is calling today a bounce. Expect 1690 or so as a max bottom.
symbolik called todays bounce.

[Anonymous No.18060284]

>>18059858

>Nigam Arora

That's a buy signal if I ever saw one

[Anonymous No.18060296]

>>18059963

>Selling the bottom

Never change /biz/

[Anonymous No.18060301]

>this is what a 6 trillion dollar injection does to futures

fed close to suicide watch

[Anonymous No.18060305]

>>18060142
welcome to hell fren

[Anonymous No.18060306]

This is fucking ridiculous. The Fed really about to steal my chance at making it.

[Anonymous No.18060308]

>>18060111
This.

[Anonymous No.18060314]

QUICK WHAT ARE WE BUYING AFTER HOURS FOR THE MORNING PUMP STOP WASTIING TIME FAGGOTS THE AIRLINES KEEP GOING UP RIGHT NOW WHAT ELSE

[Anonymous No.18060315]

>>18060282
this is like a bear banner

[Anonymous No.18060317]

>>18060283
Thanks famalam

[Anonymous No.18060320]

>>18060058
>millionaire in a month
based
most people here think that they gonna make playing around with lunch money ,while other changed their whole life in a single week

[Anonymous No.18060322]

>6 trillion dollars worth of fuckmoney

I can't even comprehend such wealth

[Anonymous No.18060326]

>>18060257
king behauviour kind stranger

For me it was small loan of a gazilion dollars with negative interest rates. Good day jerome

[Anonymous No.18060328]

>>18060301
you must be delayed :)

[Anonymous No.18060331]

>>18060232
No where stay in your country.

[Anonymous No.18060337]

>>18060283
TOS is free for all TD users right? Gonna give it a go once my RH portfolio transfers over

[Anonymous No.18060340]

>>18060111
>>18060308
Fucking Crab bros were the real High IQ Chad winners.

[Anonymous No.18060344]

>>18060254
I need hopium. I NEED IT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This simply can't be happening. This shit needs to dump tomorrow regardless of futures. Shit needs to hit the proverbial fan. I finally grew my numbers to where gains are actually significant, don't stop now, not right when I need you most. I promise I will buy the dip and keep it, just give me this please. My cash flow with dividends can actually matter if I make just a little more before investing into it all.

[Anonymous No.18060348]

Ok bobros. Newfag here. Thanks for the advice. Shits gonna be even tomorrow, maybe go up. But once Thursday hits it's going to crash all 3 breakers. UE reports plus 15000 new cases a day, in USA. We gonna get rich. SDOW and SQQ are going to moon.

[Anonymous No.18060350]

>Anon, I'll help you with your stocks, but you have to wash my stinky pits for me!
Would you do it?

[Anonymous No.18060353]

>>18060314
I'm considering carvana.

[Anonymous No.18060356]

>>18059902
Relax. The SPX is negatively correlated to corona infections world wide. And those are about to fucking explode. Check tradingview. They have corona charts now. :^)

Lost almost 600€ on my puts today. Never fucking selling. Doubled down on my bet against Boeing today. Strike 100, expires 3 months from now.

[Anonymous No.18060360]

How do I make a living off of reddit gold

[Anonymous No.18060362]

>>18060322
Easy, just look at zimbabwe

[Anonymous No.18060364]

how much lower will sqqq go in the next couple days? what's the longest biz would hold it for?

[Anonymous No.18060367]

>>18060232
There's no where to run to anon. This shit will bring the world down with it.

[Anonymous No.18060370]

>>18060314
>>18060314
>>18060314
>>18060314
>>18060314

[Anonymous No.18060372]

Im just so confused.
This flu can be managed well if the response is good and we had a huge drop already. The people affected are mostly old fucks and sick fucks.

On the other hand the US, with its markets as leading indicators, are apparently preparing for a "its just a flu, bro"-event and we might tank even harder once hotels in NYC get converted into makeshift hospitals and Trump says that the disease is all fake news.

Then there is the bigger issue of systematic issue, where central banks never stopped printing and banks and companies are zombies waiting for the head shot.

I just want my bull market back.

[Anonymous No.18060386]

>>18060370
What the fuck is she making? Shredded cheese on bread? What kinda poorfag shit is this

[Anonymous No.18060387]

>>18060370
>she will digest that food and it will come out of that butt

god I wish that food was me.

[Anonymous No.18060388]

>>18060156
the ride has only just begun

[Anonymous No.18060390]

>>18060266
Why aren't you just changing your investment options?

[Anonymous No.18060392]

Is the Senate Bill passed yet? It seems to have been priced in though.

[Anonymous No.18060394]

>>18059963
Thank you for your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.18060396]

>>18060337
Yeah it's a free platform. I began switching over to it from RH. But I'm using RH for some bullshit tier moves. Actual stocks however are all being done from thinkorswim

[Anonymous No.18060406]

>>18060362
>zimbabwe
>comparing usa to zimbabwe
why do people keep using this stupid anologie

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18060407]

Friendly reminder to not look at charts regarding coronavirus unless they are logarithmic

[Anonymous No.18060409]

>>18059804
wtf happened to Verizon (VZ) today? It's like the only thing red in a sea of green
they couldn't hear you now?

[Anonymous No.18060410]

>>18060218
>without a deal in Congress
the expectation is deal this week.
buy dude weed stocks.

[Anonymous No.18060411]

if you think this pump is sustainable you're delusional
the crisis hasn't even started yet

[Anonymous No.18060412]

>>18059804
>sqqq at 22
NO, NO, NO!!!
TELL ME IT WILL GO UP!!

[Anonymous No.18060414]

>>18060386
>he doesnt know about texas toast
you're missing out bro

[Anonymous No.18060415]

>>18060218
Just stupid fucking orange MIGA niggers memeing their jewish delusions into a temporary mirage of reality. eeeeeEEEEEEEUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.18060417]

>>18060386
>Shredded cheese on bread?
pizza retard

[Anonymous No.18060420]

Interesting data coming in
VOTE
REMEMBER THE SIX TRILLION
https://www.strawpoll.me/19610428/

[Anonymous No.18060422]

>>18060386
Looks like she's trying to make garlic bread with cheese. Do you hate garlic bread anon?

[Anonymous No.18060423]

>>18059874
>hyperinflation won't cause a depression
anon, I...

[Anonymous No.18060430]

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18060432]

>https://nypost.com/2020/03/24/man-who-died-on-bus-in-china-tests-positive-for-hantavirus/
>A passenger who died on a bus in China has tested positive for a completely different virus than COVID-19 — one more fatal that often produces very similar symptoms, according to state-run media.

>The unidentified victim from Yunnan province died while on a chartered bus heading to his workplace in Shandong province, the state-run Global Times announced in a tweet Monday.

>“He was tested positive for #hantavirus. Other 32 people on bus were tested,” the outlet stated, offering no further details.

>The suggestion of a new virus starting just as China starts lifting its strict quarantines from COVID-19, which originated in the Asian nation, sparked panic among many on social media, with #hantavirus trending.
good lord

[Anonymous No.18060441]

>>18060412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpatdRd2LGk

[Anonymous No.18060443]

>>18060406
I sense fear.

[Anonymous No.18060444]

>>18060386
>he's never had cheese on toast

[Anonymous No.18060449]

>SQQQ 22.10
>Delta fucking near 29
>everything flying up

Good dear god wtf is happening mother fucking what holy shit all my gains, evaporating. What. Is. Happening. This makes no sense and I am about to burst into tears over the irrationality of this horseshit. This is supposed to be bear market, not gain 3k points in a row without stopping market.

>>18060410
They said yesterday. Then this morning. Then this afternoon. Then this night. Now this Wednesday. WHY IS THAT BULLISH.

>>18060415
I AM DYING TOO AND WANT TO SCREAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18060457]

>>18060420
>less crab votes
Blasphemy. Blasphemy I say.

[Anonymous No.18060467]

with this inflation how long until sp500 starts growing?
10 fucking years?

[Anonymous No.18060472]

>>18060372
You're basing your opinion on an eastern approach. The western approach has been God awful. In a country of 330 million you have; overwhelming heart disease, obesity, diabetes, and other genetic deficiencies. The range of data we have is only important when you limit it to western civilization. Our ICU capacity is fucking awful, and the rate of PPE distribution is even worse. Your local basketball court is about to become an ER. The economic toll of 6 trillion dollars is essentially a fucking tip at this point. The main bill hasn't even come in.

[Anonymous No.18060482]

>>18060386
>mommy makes all my food

[Anonymous No.18060485]

>>18060364
anyone?

[Anonymous No.18060487]

>>18060412
There is going to be a little rise in the morning then even with it at 22 eod. Expect big gains eod thurs

[Anonymous No.18060494]

>>18060166
What am I looking at?

[Anonymous No.18060495]

I knew I should have bought JBLU at $7
Now it's going up to almost 11...

[Anonymous No.18060498]

>>18060449
stop youre just giving bullfags screencaps at this point, get ahold of yourself

[Anonymous No.18060506]

Can someone summarize the Trump presser so far for me. I'm currently at work.

[Anonymous No.18060507]

>>18060364
will prob bottom at $11 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18060509]

A few months ago i hated the time when i was born you know? Nothing cool ever happens and by the time cool technology comes out ill be a 35-50 year old faggot with back pains.

And then this happened, a great financial opportunity, cheapies as far as the eyes can see, its fucking crazy honestly. So i am glad i was born in the 90's, it might be gay as fuck right now but at least I'm gonna be rich as fuck you know?

[Anonymous No.18060510]

>>18060180
No kidding

[Anonymous No.18060512]

>>18060443
>third world country with basically no economie
vs
>one of the most powerfull influential country in history
i dont like what the fed are doing either but you cant assume what happened in zimbabwe will happen in usa

[Anonymous No.18060515]

>>18060449
>bonds downgraded to junk
>zero cashflow
>screaming for bailout
>stonk goes up

[Anonymous No.18060516]

>>18060506
>we stronk no korona we work!!
>stocks +100000%

[Anonymous No.18060522]

Am I wrong to say that none of us know wtf is going on?
The virus spread suggests this isn't over yet the pump looks like they want to bring the economy back artificially.
Can such stimulus packages offset the loss because of the virus?

[Anonymous No.18060526]

>>18060487
>>18060495
yes if you were going to sell it immediately after the pump. gerneral consensus is we're gunna drop even harder. gpd forbid we fuckign crabbbbb

[Anonymous No.18060531]

When are we selling tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18060532]

Haven't been paying attention. Are the bailouts actually happening?

[Anonymous No.18060533]

>>18060494
The industry leader in ex-vivo organ perfusion. The only alternative to using their system is placing the organ on ice, which severely limits the cold ischemic time. Whether or not the pt is consented for TMDX, since it is such a new technology, literally makes or breaks some of our transplants.

[Anonymous No.18060534]

are there any bullcucks left on this board or did they all an hero?

[Anonymous No.18060536]

>>18060432
ROUND TWO BABY LES GOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18060542]

>>18060350
Can I wash them with my tongue, pretty please?

[Anonymous No.18060544]

>>18060522
Most of the losses from the virus are literally coming from the fact we have put the global economy on a near grinding halt nigger. Are you serious?

[Anonymous No.18060545]

>>18060522
hyperinflation can offset any loss

[Anonymous No.18060548]

Don’t tell me you guys really are falling for it. Well I Thursday the Wojacks will be as red as the market going into the weekend

[Anonymous No.18060550]

>>18060512
>third world country with basically no economy
vs
>zimbabwe
ftfy

[Anonymous No.18060551]

>>18060495
Glad I bought WEN even at 9.88

[Anonymous No.18060556]

>>18060282
>mar. 24 2020
They know something and arent telling us. I was already considering withdrawing like weeks or a month ago

[Anonymous No.18060558]

>>18060534
Bro its all bulls here. We bears got slaughtered today.

[Anonymous No.18060572]

>>18060432
Good the earlier we find a new virus the earlier we can start with a vaccine.

[Anonymous No.18060574]

>>18060350
Damn, she's getting hot. I thought cunny was never wrong though.

[Anonymous No.18060579]

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584916021077.webm

[Anonymous No.18060585]

>>18060551
Now THIS is going onto the night time asian market reports.

[Anonymous No.18060586]

>>18060498
Fine. I am just boiling inside is all. I am used to small loses, but this. Not this.

>>18060515
Exactly.

>>18060548
But at what cost. Will I even make a profit after today's losses if tomorrow is also a loss?

[Anonymous No.18060587]

>>18060544
Not without a reason.
You should see the EU right now. Borders closed, quarantines everywhere.
This can't all be "cashed in" atm

[Anonymous No.18060589]

>>18060558
I was fucking bullish a week ago and you faggots all ragged on me and I said you would blow your money on retarded puts and I was right. Fucking holding AMD from 39.80 paid off.

[Anonymous No.18060597]

>>18060512
Yes, we can only hope that it happens.

[Anonymous No.18060596]

futures are green, the bottom is over looks like trumps fixed the economy again bros

[Anonymous No.18060600]

>>18060283
>1690

What is this in reference to? Pretend I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.18060604]

>>18060432
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18060610]

>>18060586
so you tried to predict the market and you failed? impossible!

[Anonymous No.18060612]

>>18060124
Imagine the desk being your face

[Anonymous No.18060614]

>>18059552
THE STRONG SHOULD LIVE, THE WEAK SHOULD DIE. IT'S ONLY NATURAL.

[Anonymous No.18060617]

>>18060586
do you think the economy is actually going to get better over the next two months? even if we had a vaccine tomorrow, businesses have been shut down all over the world for over a month.

[Anonymous No.18060621]

>>18060589
>"bullish"
>didn't double down AMD at $37

[Anonymous No.18060622]

>>18060432
Also:

>"However, experts were quick to point out that it is not a new virus — and has only rarely thought to have been passed between humans."

[Anonymous No.18060628]

>>18060432
hanta kills people in the USA every year, we already have it. people get it from cleaning their garages and attics where mouse poop is

[Anonymous No.18060629]

>>18060587
>You should see the EU right now. Borders closed, quarantines everywhere.
Yeah and it's retarded for a disease that kills people with the average age of +60 years who should just retire or die anyway. This what we are doing is like the equivalent of chemo to cure cancer.

[Anonymous No.18060630]

>>18060600
he thinks the market will go back to the Great Peasant Crash of 1690, when the peasants all attempted to withdraw their grain at once and cause a run on the Bank of the Holy Roman Empire

[Anonymous No.18060631]

>>18060551
I bought at 9
Sold at 11 expecting it to go waver around 10 ...

[Anonymous No.18060632]

>>18060432
cant the norks or ruskies just nuke china already

[Anonymous No.18060634]

We'll be okay SQQQ bros...right?

[Anonymous No.18060635]

>>18060600
1690 was the day usa was discovered

[Anonymous No.18060640]

>>18060432
Isn't that the rat-eating virus? Will the chinks ever learn?

[Anonymous No.18060641]

>>18060258
because we are all degenerate gamblers. risk management and financial strategies are just stories we tell ourselves in order to sleep at night.

[Anonymous No.18060645]

>>18060579
Nice.

[Anonymous No.18060647]

>>18060495
you can still buy after hours

[Anonymous No.18060649]

>Drumpf is about to kill all of the boomers to save the economy
Lmao

[Anonymous No.18060648]

>>18060621
I bought in before that and trust me I wanted to just give up and sell at 37 listening to bears here. Instead I just drank and ignored it and now my alcoholism has paid off!

[Anonymous No.18060655]

>>18060472
The western/European approach was fairly mixed.
Germany has enough ICU beds and manages well, The UK tried to ignore the issue until it was too late, Bavaria banned every single meeting between people not related or fucking each other and Spain locked down Madrid two days after every single person went to their second house/family in the countryside, Sevilla or Bilbao.
Italy has a mix of old people and a run down medical system. Even lock downs couldnt fix these problems apparently.

Now we go to the US and it just seems like a cluster fuck. Old and sick people and the reaction seems to pray away the gay and hope for the best.
But surely there must be some kind of response, no? The US can not be that woefully unprepared, right?

[Anonymous No.18060663]

>>18060432
>6 trillion to prop up this fake criminal economy and protect the criminality of the entirety of the U.S

Pleeeease kill 6 billion people.

https://youtu.be/RfiQYRn7fBg?t=19

[Anonymous No.18060665]

Sorry guys
This is my fault.
See, everything I buy instantly dies.
I bought SQQQ today.
We're never seeing $23 SQQQ again.
Let alone $30

[Anonymous No.18060666]

VOTE
NIGGAS
VOTE
https://www.strawpoll.me/19610428/

crabs seem to be consistent , /biz/ looks to be much more bullish after the conference

[Anonymous No.18060674]

>>18060124
Is it weird that all I can imagine is the guy who makes all these blueboard friendly porn webm's?

[Anonymous No.18060682]

>>18060617
brrr

[Anonymous No.18060684]

Oh God, why is everything going up?
Why didn't I listen to the bulls.

[Anonymous No.18060692]

>>18060579
BASED

[Anonymous No.18060713]

PLEASE GO BACK DOWN PLEASE

I SWEAR I'LL ALWAYS USE STOP LOSS FOR NOW ON

[Anonymous No.18060715]

>>18060684
>Why didn't I listen to the bulls.
The bulls didnt know Trump was going to pull 6 trillion out of his boomer ass to pump markets.

[Anonymous No.18060719]

Sqqq bro’s.... what do tomorrow ?

[Anonymous No.18060720]

>>18060617
Hell no. But market isn't caring.

>>18060634
I pray. Why on earth was there such a high volume on it with general low volume if there wasn't a play waiting to be made.

>>18060665
Don't you say that anon. We are gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.18060721]

>>18060579
saved

[Anonymous No.18060723]

The futures are looking surprisingly shit even after that announcement.
How is it possible the futures haven't gone vertical after a 6 trillion pump announcement?
I guess this bounce was about as high as it goes. Then it's a bit of a crab and then straight down.
I can't wait to see them announce 10 trillion stimulus in the near future as this one fails. What an absolute clusterfuck and it's beautiful.

[Anonymous No.18060725]

dear coronachan

pls save my shorts, do something crazy, like fucking "rand paul ded" headlines by morning, that would be fantastic

if you make wednesday markets red I promise never to wash my hands again

thank u coronachan

[Anonymous No.18060726]

>>18060282
Funds are safu

[Anonymous No.18060736]

>>18060719
seppuku

[Anonymous No.18060737]

>SIX
>S I X
>T R I L L I O N
>B A I L O U T
>INFINITE QE
>FUCKING DAVE AND BUSTER'S WENT +50%
>AIRLINES ARE UP

>NYC IS FUCKED
>INDIA JUST SHUT DOWN
>EUROPE PARALYZED
>UNEMPLOYMENT SKYROCKETING
>FUTURES ARE STILL ONLY HOVERING AT +0.5 TO +1.0%

[Anonymous No.18060739]

>>18060515
It's literally just boomer fee fee sentiment. That's it. Nothing concrete at all. How long can this go on?

[Anonymous No.18060744]

>>18060586
You were supposed to close out your position and start picking off new positions today and tomorrow. At least market wide dump of the gains they just made coming

[Anonymous No.18060748]

>>18060723
>dumb honkey thinks they unloaded all 6 trillion at once

Lmao!!!! Kys retard

[Anonymous No.18060752]

>>18060720
>Don't you say that anon. We are gonna make it.
I don't think you understand.
I've never sold for a profit in my life

[Anonymous No.18060753]

when is the $6 tril pump happening?

[Anonymous No.18060755]

>>18060258
>Why would you chose to not make money if you already made money
That's a difficult one, I'll have to contact my people and get back to you

[Anonymous No.18060765]

>>18060723
Today was a bit of a pump. Goldman sacs is calling it the equivalent of a dead cat bounce. Cramer says it's a fools rally. And other sites indicate that there will be a drop.

[Anonymous No.18060766]

>>18060386
idk but she could shit in my mouth and I'd be happy

[Anonymous No.18060768]

new thread

>>18060764
>>18060764
>>18060764

[Anonymous No.18060771]

>>18060737
>NOOOOOOOOO WHY ISNT A FLU CRASHING THE ECONOMY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY PUTS

[Anonymous No.18060774]

>>18060753
NOW!

[Anonymous No.18060775]

>>18060370
Why are the bananas hanging...

[Anonymous No.18060786]

>>18060715
>The bulls didnt know Trump was going to pull 6 trillion out of his boomer ass to pump markets.
Because it's not like as CEO he has bankrupted companies to make himself look good before and now as president he isn't going to bankrupt the country to make himself look good too!

Kek, I'm a Trump supporter but even I have to admit it's hilarious that the faggots who hate him still haven't figured him out. To them he is just either an evil orange retard or genius and he just keeps getting away with it.

[Anonymous No.18060798]

>>18060775

>has never seen a banana tree

[Anonymous No.18060801]

>>18060322
Fed can't create wealth

[Anonymous No.18060805]

>>18060719
wait until it hits $11 after the 1:30 pump to buy, then sell Thursday at $18-20 after the unemployment numbers drop, be quick because it's going right back down afterwards

[Anonymous No.18060806]

>>18060723
futures are probably waiting for the bill to actually pass. nothing is for sure until the faggot dems stop asking for diversity requirements or greenhouse gas restrictions and vote yes

[Anonymous No.18060807]

>>18060631
Also picked up QSR (Burger King, Taco Bell, etc.) At 32.50 early Monday morning. After seeing WEN fly Friday, gave me the idea of fast food thriving during a time when other lobby dining options are out of the question. Not trying to shill fast food persay, but given how hard it dropped with everything else, it only made sense it would be one of the first industries to bounce back from this giga dip

[Anonymous No.18060811]

LISTEN UP SQQQ/SDOW/SPXS BROS

THIS MARKET IS RETARDED AS FUCK.
JEROME "MONEY PRINTER" POWEL WILL PUMP 6 GORILLION TONIGHT, BUT FUTURES TOMORROW WILL BE DOWN!

WE HOLD UNTIL $10 BROS! NEVER GIVE UP

[Anonymous No.18060813]

>>18060655
America has almost quite literally been at war over the entire Medicare/Medicaid financial issue for decades. That prevents functionality for both emergency funding and existing foundations. We are fucked if handling this matter is the culmination of that entire battle.

[Anonymous No.18060814]

>>18060719
I guess sell. If i hold, the market will rally. If i sell, the market will tank. Mine as well sell & take what i can get

[Anonymous No.18060817]

>>18060649
All the boomers in ny and la who vote for biden

[Anonymous No.18060825]

>>18060725
I will spread her glory far and wide if I go achoo, kiss her proverbial feet at the cost of my lung. Just please make the market tank tomorrow.

>>18060744
I am too poor to daytrade otherwise I actually would of made profit today.

[Anonymous No.18060837]

>>18060482
Mine makes a lot of my food too anon

[Anonymous No.18060844]

>>18060634

SQQQ is hot garbage, too many bluechip tech stocks dragging it down

use SDOW instead, but were back to a bull market so I hope you bought some long term positions last week to hedge your shorts, bears never learn

[Anonymous No.18060864]

>>18060587
But not for "refugees" in Germany and Sweden.

[Anonymous No.18060888]

>>18060614
Whats with all the snakes?

[Anonymous No.18060894]

>>18060811
Will it ever hit $26+ any time soon? SERIOUSLY? I have to sell then.

[Anonymous No.18060918]

At this point I don't think the economy can even crash under this administration lmfao

[Anonymous No.18060930]

>>18060579
When did this swedish song become the fucking anthem for loli anime shit?

[Anonymous No.18061026]

>>18060305
Explain?

[Anonymous No.18061034]

>>18060930
Newfag.

[Anonymous No.18061071]

>>18060719
>Sqqq

not sure bro, i'm holding SPXS and got my shit pushed in today, AT NO FAULT OF MY OWN

[Anonymous No.18061088]

SQQQ is fucking finished lmao

[Anonymous No.18061241]

>>18060350
I need to make her mine
I will ride a bicycle made of bamboo and seaweed to whatever fuckoff Scandinavian country she lives in, if I have to

She will feel the determination of a meat eating man

[Anonymous No.18061551]

oh no no bullbros we got to cocky

[Anonymous No.18061870]

>>18060574
>Damn, she's getting hot.
That photo was doctored to pretty her up some. Her actual face looks same as it always has.

[Anonymous No.18061920]

>>18059902
if you have long puts you are fine
if you bought short term puts like a retard and sold them at the top you deserve it :)

[Anonymous No.18061923]

>>18061551