/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18057278]

This guy is a faggot edition >>18057137

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Previous thread >>18056258

[Anonymous No.18057287]

>He didn't buy the ONTX dip

[Anonymous No.18057288]

first

[Anonymous No.18057304]

>>18057278
Holy fuck, 45 really is out of his fucking mind. You know, I'm not gonna lie, I was really really fucking frustrated after Bernie essentially lost the primaries to a senile pale stale male. But on the other hand, now I know we need absolutely anybody but Trumplethinskin in the oval office.

By the way, if anyone wants to really give 45 a taste of his own medicine, use the following nicknames

>Fucking Moron
>King Mierdas
>Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist NAZI POTUS.
>Dolt 45
>Cinnamon Hitler
>Mango Unchained
>Cheeto Benito
>Donald of the House Drumpf, the Worst of His Name, The Eternally Burnt, King of the Vandals, the Rapists, and the Worst Men, King of Marine Le Pen, KKKhalassole of the Gross Ass Pee, Destroyer of the Realm, Lord Repugnant of the Fourth Reich, Builder of Walls and Führer of Grand Dragons
>Super Callous Fragile Racist Extra Braggadocious
>The Cuckwork Orange
>Mrs Donald Putin
>Trumplethinskin
>Donnie Diaper
>Hillbilly Hitler
>Tweeter Twat
>Alexa, play Despot Cheeto.
>TRE45ON
>Humpty Drumpfty
>Fuckface Von Clownstick
>TRUMP (The Russians Underwrite My Presidency)
>"Xiǎo Chéng Gōngjī"
>We all live with a fascist tangerine
>Obese orange faggot

[Anonymous No.18057309]

Oh ok

[Anonymous No.18057314]

I fucking HATE reddit

[Anonymous No.18057318]

>>18057288
at least you got dubs

[Anonymous No.18057320]

Can we see SPY at 300 this week? I bought calls when onions was 243

[Anonymous No.18057321]

First for why Dave & Busters of all things?

[Anonymous No.18057328]

>>18057304
/pol/ effortposting in /biz/
Yeah ok fag

[Anonymous No.18057356]

>>18057314
and I fucking HATE jews

[Anonymous No.18057362]

vote on how you think tomorrow's market will be.
https://www.strawpoll.me/19609488

[Anonymous No.18057363]

>>18057278
Based op (embed)

[Anonymous No.18057371]

>>18057304
Wow. Trump is issuing a resignation tonight, I think he read your post.

[Anonymous No.18057383]

>>18057362
Blood in da skreetz

[Anonymous No.18057392]

>>18057304
>Orange man bad guys, trust me

[Anonymous No.18057395]

I bought in at SQQQ of 22, am I gonna make a good buck tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18057399]

I don’t respect women, bros

[Anonymous No.18057411]

Blood red tomorrow, crab Thurs, green Fri after bill pass. It’s all so simple.

[Anonymous No.18057422]

>>18057369
Market Maker will do a double bull prep bait. So another giant green.
Then finally we hit triple circuit breaker

[Anonymous No.18057427]

>>18057399
Same here but also niggers

[Anonymous No.18057429]

patience

[Anonymous No.18057430]

>>18057395
yes

[Anonymous No.18057433]

>>18057304
lmao stay mad communist scum. Your looser Bernie will die never having been even a party candidate

[Anonymous No.18057438]

>>18057399
Based.

[Anonymous No.18057440]

>>18057399
Me either. I'll respect them when they start deserving it.

[Anonymous No.18057446]

>falling employment
>falling inventory
>falling travel
>falling payrolls
>falling consumer spending
PRICED IN
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.18057447]

In the bull's mind, the unemployment numbers are priced in, but the stimulus plan isn't. Bulls are capable of incredibly contortions of thinking.

[Anonymous No.18057448]

>>18057392
back to work wagie

[Anonymous No.18057450]

>>18057399
Should have never had the right to vote. Their over empathetic ways are extremely hurtful to the critical mass of society.

[Anonymous No.18057456]

>>18057278
>ONTX earnings/update
GET IN HERE
https://edge.media-server.com/mmc/p/3iq6djjs

[Anonymous No.18057461]

>>18057392
If you don't think Trump is bad, then you're part of the problem.

[Anonymous No.18057463]

>>18057321
Cause lockdowns are ending. We got this beat by April 1st

[Anonymous No.18057464]

>>18057321
see>>18057309

[Anonymous No.18057468]

>>18057438
desu I really think this is going to be true if the US announces a lot of deaths. Right now the case/death ratio is low compared to other countries.

Either we're doing really well in the situation, or a LOT of people are about to start dropping, and so will the markets.

[Anonymous No.18057469]

>>18057448
Oooohhhh good one you commie loser.

[Anonymous No.18057471]

>>18057395
I picked up at 25 because I was impatient pre-market, but I still expect SQQQ @ 30 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18057479]

>>18057447
I'm not a bull just an oil bro

[Anonymous No.18057481]

>>18057447
AMERICA IS GOING BACK TO WORK!

[Anonymous No.18057487]

>>18057422
I actually agree. I think it’ll be green tomorrow and then a dodecamega dump Thurs into crab Friday.

[Anonymous No.18057492]

>>18057461
Ok I guess I'm part of the problem. What are you going to do about it faggot?

[Anonymous No.18057495]

>>18057287
My arms are starting to move much faster...

[Anonymous No.18057498]

It's gonna be a nice day when /pol/ crawls back off to their hole.

[Anonymous No.18057501]

How can anyone see casino and cruise line stocks moon without anything but falling customers and rising debt and think "this is not a trap"?

[Anonymous No.18057504]

Who's ready for the big SQQQ cash in tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18057508]

guys I bought 3 call contracts on SQQQ but I am not sure if that makes me a bull or a bear since it is a call on an inverse etf. can anyone explain what I am.

[Anonymous No.18057519]

>>18057463
Trump has no authority to end the lockdowns because they were all issued by the states themselves.
>people still doubt the importance of state's rights
how do these people even exist?

[Anonymous No.18057521]

>>18057498
>apologize already!
t. leftypol

[Anonymous No.18057522]

>>18057287

[Anonymous No.18057529]

>>18057468
>announces a lot of deaths
Are you fucking high? What exactly would change in the eyes of stock investors if a few octogenarians die? They don't even work.

[Anonymous No.18057530]

Im down bros. My PUTs are dead. The bull market is coming. We've hit the bottom.

[Anonymous No.18057534]

>>18057304
What the fuck did cheeto bandito do? I was asleep.

[Anonymous No.18057535]

>>18057508
you are dumb lol

[Anonymous No.18057536]

I have about $600, depending on where SQQQ's at I'll throw about half of it there and the rest in fast-food stocks & ETFs, most likely. I don't want to get burned like I did again today, fuck options

[Anonymous No.18057539]

>>18057508
>bear
You're a bear. You want this shit to hibernate and not rage like a bull

[Anonymous No.18057540]

>>18057508
Ur a faggot anon

[Anonymous No.18057543]

>>18057519
I'm memeing anon. Bill Mitchell has successfully taken me on a ruse cruise.
This is just the beginning.

[Anonymous No.18057544]

If Corona-chan was a stock what would her rating be?

[Anonymous No.18057545]

just a reminder that the bull has been preped

[Anonymous No.18057548]

I GOT THE FUCKING DIP!!!!

[Anonymous No.18057547]

>>18057508
Inverse does the opposite of what the stock markets do. So if it goes down, the stocks go up, and so on. In your case, you bet that the stock market would sink, and thus that the ETFs price will go up.
Call=Stonk goes up.
Put=Stonk goes down.

[Anonymous No.18057550]

The USD is going to collapse

[Anonymous No.18057553]

>>18057519
State's rights only matter when it comes to blocking people from voting and shit

When it comes to drug laws or anything else, it's nothing but FED SUPREMECY

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.18057557]

>>18057304
Go away, /leftypol/

[Anonymous No.18057558]

>>18057508
bear ,you expect the market will go down

[Anonymous No.18057559]

>>18057304
I know this is a bait
But I’m convinced now
Orange man IS bad

[Anonymous No.18057561]

>>18057278
OH SHIT WHERES MY YOLO $6.5 F CALL ANON BRO!!!!!

I WAS TOO PUSSY TO BUY AS MANY SHARES AS YOU BUT I ALREADY TRIPLED MY MONEY KEK YOU MUST BE SUPER HAPPY WITH YOUR $3,000

[Anonymous No.18057562]

>>18057508
DORK

[Anonymous No.18057564]

>>18057492
Nothing, 'cause I live in a country with a sensible political system. You Americans can reap what you sowed yourself.

[Anonymous No.18057573]

>>18057492
lmao that image

[Anonymous No.18057574]

Should I buy stocks or ETFs if I don't care about capital gains and only want a perpetual passive income stream? All these high yield or dividend ETFs are super expensive in my country and hold companies I never heard of.

[Anonymous No.18057575]

>>18057544
She wouldn't even be a C-lister since she will become a nothing burger in a year from now.

[Anonymous No.18057577]

>>18057521
kek
>>18057529
delusional bull cope

[Anonymous No.18057585]

sentiment looking pretty bearish
https://www.strawpoll.me/19609488/

[Anonymous No.18057590]

>>18057561
FORGOT PIC KEK NICE JOB BRO WHEREVER YOU AR THANKS

[Anonymous No.18057591]

>>18057304
>Mango Unchained
>The Cuckwork Orange
Kek

[Anonymous No.18057593]

went all in on $JNUG calls today

[Anonymous No.18057595]

>>18057553
You would think that support for state's rights would grow once states started legalizing drugs en masse and then Trump came in and made all of that shit not count

[Anonymous No.18057596]

>>18057574
I'd go for ETFs if you want to avoid risk.

[Anonymous No.18057599]

>>18057501
>cases in Italy starting to peak
>usa death percentage is negligible
>bailouts
>Fed buying bon ETFs, all other debt and soon
>soon the Fed will buy equities

and then. . .. the forbidden technique

[Anonymous No.18057600]

>>18057564
> 'cause I live in a country with a sensible political system
Ok name it! I'm amused here as if you are immune to the global madness taking place.

[Anonymous No.18057603]

Will we hit SPY 300 this week? I went all in SPY at 3:59 today with 80% of my Paycheck. YOLO

[Anonymous No.18057605]

>>18057530
Mine are only half dead but tomorrow could fix that. Fortunately, I never forgot the first rule. I never bet more than I could afford to lose.

[Anonymous No.18057610]

>>18057585
according to 17 randos, real bearish

[Anonymous No.18057614]

>>18057574
Wait until the market bottoms out early May and then start buying up ETFs. A good metric would be when SPY bounces off of 180.

[Anonymous No.18057617]

>>18057529
its not good for the market if trump's voting base dies

[Anonymous No.18057625]

>>18057504
I bought them shits at 29$ still waiting to get some actual money.

[Anonymous No.18057626]

Dubs and SPY puts go through the roof 200% tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18057627]

>>18057498
Stop putting things up your bum FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.18057630]

What happens if Trump actually decides to open everything by Easter and Democrat governors keep their states on lockdown while Republican governors order everyone back?

[Anonymous No.18057631]

>>18057574
>>18057574
depends on your level of tolerable risk. risk and reward go hand in hand, higher of ecah and lower of each. ETFs can be like mutual funds so might be lower risk but lower reward because they are diluted between many different stocks, possibly even sectors of economy. individual stocks have higher risk but higher reward

[Anonymous No.18057640]

I'm fucking hype bros

[Anonymous No.18057642]

>>18057498
At the shitlibs, pic related to their solution

[Anonymous No.18057643]

>>18057626
fuck off nigger futures limit down instead

[Anonymous No.18057647]

>>18057626
dubs and another donger +10%

[Anonymous No.18057650]

>>18057508
trans-bear, your life matters equally to ours never forget that.

[Anonymous No.18057651]

So are we all calling SQQQ or what's the deal

[Anonymous No.18057652]

>>18057617
Oh right. All those essential Trump voters in...
*checks notes*
New York City and Los Angeles.

Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.18057659]

>>18057599
It "peaked"

[Anonymous No.18057663]

>>18057603
Did you really buy 3/27 SPY 300 calls?

[Anonymous No.18057660]

>>18057603
oh no...did you go up or down?

[Anonymous No.18057666]

>>18057278
Ahem: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18057668]

>>18057600
I don't claim I'm immune, I'm just saying I wont be doing anything about your political beliefs.
And I'm from Denmark.

[Anonymous No.18057673]

Just a reminder
>14th March

[Anonymous No.18057679]

>>18057522
Where's fat green bags bro at?

[Anonymous No.18057696]

>>18057463
I want a slice of that grade a meat
>>18057640
Why?
I should maybe start that audiobook
When I’m done with all this lovecraft
>>18057673
Kek think he’ll sign the chart today?

[Anonymous No.18057697]

>>18057557
Go away, stocktwit faggot

[Anonymous No.18057700]

i just want to make money guys :(
why can't we all be rich

[Anonymous No.18057699]

>>18057673
We broke anther record today.
That's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.18057704]

>>18057679
havent seen him in a while senpai

[Anonymous No.18057706]

>>18057652
>it can't possibly spread form LA and NYC to the rest of the country!
yes, just like it can't possibly spread here from all the way in china.

[Anonymous No.18057707]

>>18057673
Oh no no no bullbros

[Anonymous No.18057710]

>>18057504
I pray. I bet half my stack on it with now an average of 23.65. If it hits 30 or even 29 I am going to coom to the ceiling. Making over a thousand tomorrow would mean so much for my poorfag stack. I will be made or ruined tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18057715]

>>18057659

I love leftist memes. To be a leftist you have to be high on your own farts so it's always jumbled wordswordswordswordswordswordswords.

I've never met a leftist that could succinctly communicate.

[Anonymous No.18057716]

>>18057508
I made one of my biggest gains ever on exactly that

[Anonymous No.18057717]

>>18057673
It was though

[Anonymous No.18057729]

Damn. That would have been fun to catch.

[Anonymous No.18057740]

When exactly are we going to have a good indication of if tmrw is gonna be green or red?

[Anonymous No.18057741]

Uh ohhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.18057743]

>>18057717
And it dropped 3000 points the next day

[Anonymous No.18057747]

>>18057679
>>18057704
Im probably the only one that noticed his post in the fast threads but he implied his wife cheated on him and probably in a state of depression

[Anonymous No.18057745]

>he thought the batflu meme was a depression not a discount

[Anonymous No.18057748]

>>18057668
>Denmark
Ech you Eurobors are even more fucked than we are with your retarded European union. Enjoy eating shit when Deautsche Bank goes under. Man the sad thing is in Europe is how cucked everyone's point of view is--there is no true conservatism in Europe. Whatever pride you ass holes have you pissed it away in the wind and it landed all over your pants so now you are left with wet pants and nothing to be proud of.

[Anonymous No.18057749]

>>18057710
Better update us tomorrow, anon
I'll probably buy some tomorrow depending on opening price.

[Anonymous No.18057751]

>Nike beats all estimates for earnings report
>Hitting $80
Uh oh. This might make my puts really hurt. Mine are at $50 4/17 though, so theres still a lot of room.

[Anonymous No.18057755]

I liked it better when we were still bullbros and bearbros but at least we got along.

[Anonymous No.18057756]

SQQQ WHY ARE YOU DOWN. WHY DO YOU KEEP GOING DOWN AFTER HOURS. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY.

[Anonymous No.18057759]

>>18057741
I wont settle until we're #1

[Anonymous No.18057762]

>>18057740
Never. This clown market follows no rules. Soon Jerome will snap and just buy the entire stock market

[Anonymous No.18057764]

So is cyber space shitting a thing now?

[Anonymous No.18057765]

>>18057706
Places with high population density (hint: they're almost all democrat strongholds) are the most susceptible to disease spread.
Face it. The Democrats are most hurt by this and you know it.
Trump is going to win in a landslide, and the investors know it. You're just in denial.

Unless you're going to claim New Yorkers commute to rural Arkansas, just shut your retard mouth.

[Anonymous No.18057767]

>>18057741
After the bull bubble pop on Thursday the panic will set in when the US numbers climb past Italy and China
But with the Fed clown market, this will have been "priced in" and stocks will rise.

[Anonymous No.18057780]

>>18057743
Yes?

[Anonymous No.18057781]

SPXS tomorrow... are ya feelin lucky, punk?

[Anonymous No.18057785]

>>18057743
And if it pumps all the way back up in the long run do you think anyone will care about you faggots?

[Anonymous No.18057786]

>>18057626
here ya go fren

[Anonymous No.18057788]

>its a SPY dump episode

[Anonymous No.18057789]

>>18057765
They sure go to Florida and everywhere in between

[Anonymous No.18057793]

Wassup America! What is going on with the coronovirus there? Today I learned that the epidemic is likely to end in April-May.
Greetings from Russia, here Putin fucked up completely, I’m sure that USD / RUB will soon grow by 20 percent, and maybe in our country there will be a default. The Russians are beginning to understand that Putin is a thief and a tyrant (after 20 years, lol. It seems that we are not very smart)

[Anonymous No.18057796]

>>18057756
>VIX up
>no stimulus bill
>SDOW and SQQQ down after hours
WTF?!

[Anonymous No.18057797]

>>18057764
Europe had Netflix downgrade them too

[Anonymous No.18057798]

>>18057740
Probably green and then red Friday when the bill isn’t passed or alternatively Monday.

[Anonymous No.18057799]

>>18057785
The great depression also recovered, after 3 years

[Anonymous No.18057805]

>>18057747
F

[Anonymous No.18057806]

>>18057781
At this point it's like the world's largest casino. I don't even care anymore.

[Anonymous No.18057815]

Where did all these angry /pol/tards come from?

[Anonymous No.18057824]

>>18057767
There's no "bubble" during a pandemic you shithead. It's literally people being asked not to work by the government, and they'll go back to work at the first opportunity.

[Anonymous No.18057830]

Плaниpyю пoкyпaть aкции бoинг. oн ceйчac нaчнёт pacти и выpacтeт в 2-4 paзa, дa? Или eщё paнo и бyдeт пaдaть eщё нecкoлькo нeдeль?

[Anonymous No.18057833]

>>18057749
I will. Either going to be posting orgasm faces or tears and be screeching either way. I will yell even worse if it crabs.

>>18057796
I don't get it either.

[Anonymous No.18057835]

>>18057278
What is this pattern called again?

[Anonymous No.18057843]

>>18057751
>that "shoe"
is nike stock basically just an ETF based on "disposable nigger money"?

[Anonymous No.18057844]

>>18057824
>There's no "bubble" during a pandemic
Yeah retard, bubbles existed even before this started, this was just the needle that popped them

[Anonymous No.18057848]

VIX has been slowly climbing all day. No way this market is marching back to 300 anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.18057850]

>>18057748
Literally why would DB crashing have any impact on me?
Also nice to see the classic American tactic of resorting to ad hominem when he's been utterly btfo. But I don't expect you to understand anon. The cuts on American education over time have left You all in a state mostly reminiscent of collective lobotomy.

[Anonymous No.18057854]

>>18057789
Yes, Miami.
Which is *gasp!* ANOTHER Democrat stronghold!
Are you done being stupid or are you going to keep going?

[Anonymous No.18057856]

Has anyone been catching these random CV pumps? Feels bad, man.

[Anonymous No.18057857]

I plan to buy Boeing stocks. he will now begin to grow and grow 2-4 times, right? Or is it too early and will fall a few more weeks?

[Anonymous No.18057859]

>>18057835
>the real bottom is coming soon I swear

[Anonymous No.18057862]

>>18057741
>10% mortality in Italy
>China not moving
You just KNOW there are MILLIONS of dead Chinese.

[Anonymous No.18057867]

ONTX mooning. Once again.

>HE DIDNT BUY THE DAMN DIP

[Anonymous No.18057869]

>>18057626
btfo, maybe next thread kiddo
this here's bear country

[Anonymous No.18057876]

>Developed coronavirus symptoms
>Phoned NHS
>They said they only test people with bad enough symptoms that require hospitalisation

[Anonymous No.18057878]

>>18057843
>he's never seen back to the future

[Anonymous No.18057879]

Fuck should I dump all the calls I bought today first thing tomorrow or hold?

[Anonymous No.18057881]

>>18057850
>Deutsche Bank isn't one of the biggest holders of Toxic Euro debt
Ok kek

[Anonymous No.18057884]

>>18057843
>disposable
Essential.

[Anonymous No.18057886]

>>18057793
What happened to the Rubel this last month? Lost 25%
All oil related?

[Anonymous No.18057887]

>So you're into stocks, huh Anon? Well where are you taking us to dinner then!

[Anonymous No.18057888]

>>18057835
The low volume fake pump retail trader scam double takeout especiál

[Anonymous No.18057892]

>>18057700
because if we're all rich money loses its value and we won't know who's rich

[Anonymous No.18057895]

>>18057747
>>18057805

Imagine having a balding gook gf and they cheat on you lmao

[Anonymous No.18057896]

>>18057304
>dolt 45
gotta admit I chuckled

[Anonymous No.18057902]

>>18057764
Fuck India.

[Anonymous No.18057908]

>>18057862
There was a Twitter thread the other day showing that Chinese Cellular Companies lost over 8 million subscribers. And not because they switched networks. Some think this is more indicative of the numbers China has lost.

[Anonymous No.18057909]

>>18057857
Boeing has currently shut down operations for 2 weeks "due to coronavirus" and not because of negative plan orders as a result of the 737 Max. NASA almost dumped their contract because of the Starliner. They have little in the way of rainy day funds because they dumped most of their liquidity into stock buybacks over the past year. Company morale is down.
But infinite QE
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.18057912]

>>18057879
I mean im up three grand but I'm still bearish overall

[Anonymous No.18057913]

>>18057895
He also has sarcoidosis or some other terrible lung disease kek.

[Anonymous No.18057919]

>>18057887
Kill, Marry, Fuck

[Anonymous No.18057923]

>>18057848
>green VIX
>over 60
>on a +9% day
The numbers are coming......

[Anonymous No.18057925]

>>18057886
Sure. Russian economy = oil, thanks to crazy old man Putin

[Anonymous No.18057930]

>>18057854
and the parts of the rust belt that actually won Trump the election. it does not matter what happens in North dakota or montana. Places like Pennsylvania and Wisconsin are the issue. if the old whites start dying there, then trump is fucked.

[Anonymous No.18057932]

>>18057835
Tricksy Vixy

[Anonymous No.18057947]

>>18057919
All of them will die from ESRD or an LCx MI.

[Anonymous No.18057949]

Volume way up on cruise lines, people trying to accumulate the at a perceived bottom

[Anonymous No.18057953]

>>18057793
30 years later and Russia's entire economy still depends entirely on oil.

[Anonymous No.18057957]

>>18057716
Oh I see you're accumulating KO that's smart muricans are going to need to fight their sugar withdrawal headaches with something when this is over. SMART.

[Anonymous No.18057960]

>>18057876
Dont worry america is fine trump sending you back to work next week!

[Anonymous No.18057976]

>>18057919
Wow Anon you sure you don't want the reverse? The third one is one big heifer...

[Anonymous No.18057977]

GO GO GO ONTX!!!!

[Anonymous No.18057983]

>>18057797
Based only NA chads getting fully featured Netflix

[Anonymous No.18057985]

>>18057949
That’s honestly and genuinely bearish.

>>18057923
This guy gets it. I’m not even a doomnigger, I want this to be over but it ain’t.

[Anonymous No.18057986]

>>18057697
holy fucking kek

[Anonymous No.18057989]

>>18057887
SlamPig foursomes sounds like it's worth a couple grand in food and drinks.

[Anonymous No.18057996]

Anyone else here close all their positions before the market closed? I haven't been in the green for so long, its only $400 but it feels great.

[Anonymous No.18057997]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch7_t2Ri2Zg

[Anonymous No.18058000]

>>18057881
Denmark is not in the Eurozone. Denmark has the 4th lowest debt to gdp ratio of the EU (of 28 countries). Denmark has some of the most rigid bank liquidity rules in all of Europe.
But sure. Tell me again why some (mostly American now) investment bank failing should matter to me?

[Anonymous No.18058010]

>>18057949
Why do cruise lines expect to be bailed out when they're intentionally registered in foreign countries to avoid US taxes and laws?

[Anonymous No.18058011]

>>18057887
But we already had dinner twice already.

[Anonymous No.18058013]

serious question. SPY pumped so hard today, so why is the volume so low? is this a bull trap forming?

[Anonymous No.18058016]

>>18057710
Why though?
That is not investing. That is pure gambling.

[Anonymous No.18058020]

>>18057759
This type of attitude made america the shining beacon that it is, god bless you anon.

[Anonymous No.18058021]

>>18057878
>hahaha funny fan service product must CONSOOOOM
I've never been more proud to not know something some faggot on the internet knows.

[Anonymous No.18058025]

>tfw coronavirus symptoms
>Doesnt matter because I've got 2 massive bottles of vitamin c powder

>>18057960
Britbong so I have 3 weeks off anyway due to lockdown, with wages paid for by the government

[Anonymous No.18058035]

>>18057977
it'll be back down to 30 cents in two weeks

[Anonymous No.18058037]

>>18058025
Just masturbate all day. That's what I do and I never get sick. boosts the immune system broo

[Anonymous No.18058039]

>>18057508
a fucking genius, god speed.

[Anonymous No.18058042]

I bought a bunch of GUSH last Monday, now after the reverse split I have a $62,000 margin call in TD Ameritrade. I understand that there is a reorganization fee, and I longed the shares using cash and not margin. Is this an issue of my balances correcting, how can holding shares during a reverse split cause this?

[Anonymous No.18058047]

>>18058021
yikes and cringepilled

[Anonymous No.18058048]

>>18058013
Yes but delete your post so I can buy more puts it we somehow gap up overnight.

[Anonymous No.18058052]

>>18057902
Amen, those scammy pajeets deserve everything worst in the world.

[Anonymous No.18058054]

>>18057909
>Boeing has currently shut down operations for 2 weeks
You mean it's shut down right now? When it will work again?
Probably will buy it in a few days, but I want maximum perfect timing, lol

[Anonymous No.18058068]

Does anyone here have a link to the clip where CNN cuts off the woman discussing the different strains of the coronavirus (S vs L)?

Itd be a big favor.

[Anonymous No.18058070]

>>18058016
This market isn't built for investing, otherwise I would be. And it sort of happened, I didn't expect the market to rally this high so I set various limits for prices like I usually do. But today, all those limits decided to hit no matter how insane they were set so....

[Anonymous No.18058075]

>>18057747
I don’t think that was him...
He’s been posting about how much he likes T at these prices.

[Anonymous No.18058080]

>>18057796
Rumors anon rumors.

[Anonymous No.18058081]

>>18058021
wait you've actually never seen Back to the Future? lmao

[Anonymous No.18058083]

>>18058016
Then who is allowed to buy SQQQ? People with couple hundred grand in their boomer portfolio as a hedge only?

[Anonymous No.18058084]

>>18058042
It's called the GUSH effect

[Anonymous No.18058085]

>>18058042
splits cause chart fuckery

[Anonymous No.18058088]

>>18058000
Yeah, ok thanks for reminding how irrelevant you guys are and what a bad idea the Euro was if you guys aren't even going to conform the same currency.

[Anonymous No.18058092]

>>18058070
It is a prime market for buying the dip anon..

[Anonymous No.18058097]

>>18057887
>drop them off at Planet Fitness and drive away

[Anonymous No.18058099]

>>18058037
waste of zinc

[Anonymous No.18058100]

>>18058054
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/03/23/boeing-puget-sound-covid-19-coronavirus/2899785001/

[Anonymous No.18058103]

>>18058042
You’re fucked. You have to flee the country ASAP.

[Anonymous No.18058107]

BLACK BULLS IMMUNE TO VIRUS
>BLACK BULLS IMMUNE TO VIRUS
BLACK BULLS IMMUNE TO VIRUS
>BLACK BULLS IMMUNE TO VIRUS
BLACK BULLS IMMUNE TO VIRUS
>BLACK BULLS IMMUNE TO VIRUS
BLACK BULLS IMMUNE TO VIRUS
>BLACK BULLS IMMUNE TO VIRUS

[Anonymous No.18058112]

>>18057843
If the stimulus bill is passed expect Nike stock to pump

[Anonymous No.18058114]

>>18058037
Not wasting my life essence in these difficult times

[Anonymous No.18058119]

>>18057869
He said fucking puts you dummy, stop blocking our profits again, jesus mobo get a fucking grip.

[Anonymous No.18058121]

Got some decent gains from some $PLAY stocks

[Anonymous No.18058124]

>>18058042
This is why you don't hold it before a reverse split.

[Anonymous No.18058131]

Who's ready for -20% tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18058132]

>>18058042
I would get out of all leveraged products when a split/reverse split happens. Have heard to many stories of stop losses being incorrectly converted

[Anonymous No.18058145]

>>18058075

[Anonymous No.18058147]

>>18057953
We're also good in IT.
It is sad that we do not produce anything. Putin does nothing to develop business in the country, but he steals, gets rich and makes his friends billionaires.

[Anonymous No.18058154]

>>18057850
The fact that you're even asking this is a living breathing evidence of how shitty the average user of biz is about economy and markets. DB is the largest bank in the world.

[Anonymous No.18058156]

>>18057977
>penny stock gambling
you know there are proper derivatives and instruments if you just want to gamble and not just doing stocks right?

[Anonymous No.18058157]

>>18058131
the bull has been prepped

[Anonymous No.18058159]

I'm thinking 4/17 SPY puts but dont know what strike price to get

[Anonymous No.18058160]

bought some ontx shares purely off of the hype itt with some leftover money

what did I just get myself into

[Anonymous No.18058161]

>>18057923
>>18057848
I used one of my 3 weekly poorfag daytrades to sell UVXY before close to take my gains and hedge against another green day

Today was a fucking wild ride

[Anonymous No.18058162]

>>18058131
I would say that is too much but at this point I could only wish so with feds pulling this bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18058168]

>>18058131
I wish but my bets are on triple circuit breakers on Monday after stimulus STILL hasn’t been passed

[Anonymous No.18058172]

i dont like how it's creeping up after hours bear bros.

[Anonymous No.18058173]

[Anonymous No.18058175]

>>18058021
lol u fucking faggot
i hate consoomers more than you but back to the future is an essential movie

[Anonymous No.18058176]

>>18057710
>>18058016
Don't you love the feeling of this rush?

[Anonymous No.18058181]

>>18058088

[Anonymous No.18058183]

>>18057925
And gas, and cole.

[Anonymous No.18058184]

guys how does a 28.85 dividend yield work

[Anonymous No.18058185]

current votes
https://www.strawpoll.me/19609488/

[Anonymous No.18058186]

Selling this first thing in the morning and buying puts expiring the next two weeks.
Rate my gameplan

[Anonymous No.18058194]

>>18058131
The cure for the Kung Flu is getting rolled out. I don't think there's going to be another big dip. We're going to be past the point where we're just waiting for someone to recover naturally while they're hooked up to a ventilator.

[Anonymous No.18058197]

[Anonymous No.18058200]

>>18058173
Nooooooooooo you have to BUY ONLY
NO BEARS ALLOWED
THIS IS IT
MY BULLRUN

[Anonymous No.18058205]

>>18058013
Price discovery. We won't know it's the bottom until we're already on the way back up. Investors are going to dip in very slowly for the time being. Given the economic outlook for the next few months, I wouldn't be surprised if this is just a small relief rally before a longer, boring, and consistent downturn. Then you'll probably see higher volumes coming back into the markets once we get some relief from Corona-chan and some insight into how the economic effects will be handled. Keep an eye on the USD at that time.

[Anonymous No.18058209]

I do not understand. If you are longing and make 10-20% in a day, why would you hold? That's a year's worth of income, leave and invest in something safer.

If enough people are thinking this way, tomorrow will be dump day.

[Anonymous No.18058211]

>>18058172
The rise had no basis in reality. So it will keep rising because USD is now OPEC backed bitcoin.
Once the reality hits, then all hell breaks loose.

[Anonymous No.18058213]

>>18058013
Low volume pump is bearish but it depends on the following day for a better read on the situation. Say if tomorrow continues the pump AND volume floods in, that's a buy signal. If, for example, stimulus bill passes later this evening, you may get a gap up in to sell off as well. This is no trade zone for me. Too much uncertainty. Too coin flippy. Muh TA stuff is sitting directly on the fence as if to say, we dunno wtf ask again later.

[Anonymous No.18058218]

>>18058042
DUUU REVERSE SPLITS DONT LOSE YOU MONEY HUR DURR

[Anonymous No.18058223]

>>18058186
Golden I'm in the same boat. Just trying to figure out what strike price to get. 4/17 exp with maybe 205 strike?

[Anonymous No.18058225]

>>18057843
Chink money actually
Ministry of health LOVES nike

[Anonymous No.18058232]

>>18058160
Please don't tell me you just bought into ONTX. You never buy into news. You buy the rumor, sell the news. ONTX will drop back next week

[Anonymous No.18058234]

>>18058181
Fuck dig, du beskæftiger dig med det.

[Anonymous No.18058237]

>>18057741
Either nobody in the U.S. is dying from it, or the U.S. is SEVERELY underreporting deaths from the virus

[Anonymous No.18058239]

>>18058176
I do but I hate that I feel it, this totally isn't good for me. I am going to lose too much one day.

[Anonymous No.18058243]

>>18058223
You're buying back into SPY?

[Anonymous No.18058245]

Does anyone here have a link to the clip where CNN cuts off the woman discussing the different strains of the coronavirus (S vs L)?

Itd be a big favor...

[Anonymous No.18058247]

Boy are my puts in the dumpster now. At this point it'll need to dump to 220 by Friday for me to turn a profit.

[Anonymous No.18058250]

>>18058100
Thanks! So boeing will fall the next 2 weeks?

[Anonymous No.18058264]

>>18058194
>The cure for the Kung Flu is getting rolled out.
Which one?

[Anonymous No.18058267]

>>18058234
>>18058181
Omg this language has always sounded like a retarded mix of english and german to me, as a half swiss and half american.

[Anonymous No.18058269]

Is this a good time to start stock tranding and shit? I've been following stocks and markets for like 2 years, since everything is cheap is it time? Of course im just talking about ''testing the waters''. Im thinking about buying Disney, ExxonMobil and maybe some airline stock, is this a good ideia? Im a complete noob but not a full blown retard.
You guys get questions like this all the time probably, so is there any faqs or someplace where I can ask questions without being an annoying faggot?

[Anonymous No.18058278]

>>18058243
Buying more puts now that its green. This is all a dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.18058280]

>>18058156
Options, right?

[Anonymous No.18058281]

>>18058042
bankruptcy or suicide, which one bro

[Anonymous No.18058292]

>>18058278
This, he who controls the puts controls the market!

[Anonymous No.18058298]

>>18058237
it takes time to kill you. About a month for a case to resolve either in death or recovery. We're seeing an explosion in number of detected cases, but we have no information on how advanced they are in the disease. But from the death stats it looks like this has really only just started.

[Anonymous No.18058308]

>>18058173

[Anonymous No.18058312]

>>18058269
dont trade. learn FA instead and buy some good companies long term

[Anonymous No.18058314]

Updated

[Anonymous No.18058315]

>>18058269
I'd be careful of Disney. Parks and box office sales are closed for the next few weeks, maybe longer. That's going to hurt their numbers.
XOM isn't a bad long term buy, but oil could go lower soon. But even at these prices you'll eventually be in the green.
Airlnes - not yet. People aren't going to want to jump back into travel once this first blows over. Just stupid Zoomers and InfoWars Boomers.

[Anonymous No.18058323]

>>18058269
Right now is a good time just to sit and watch.

[Anonymous No.18058325]

All things considered today has been a good day. Gains, ONTX is flying on the good earning, soon the "check bill" will be passed and I'll get my wad from the govt.

[Anonymous No.18058326]

>>18058269
Wait for the bottom. The end of this week we will see a huge drop. It all depends on how the virus turns out. If infections start spiking we wont see the bottom for weeks to months but if things get better, it will be time to buy soon

[Anonymous No.18058334]

Predictions for jobless claims?

[Anonymous No.18058335]

puts on Greta's life?

[Anonymous No.18058343]

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.18058347]

>>18058335
how DARE you

[Anonymous No.18058350]

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/03/24/congress-coronavirus-emergency-package-146066

Yeah fuck SQQQ if this gets advanced tonight, I'm sorry bearbros

[Anonymous No.18058351]

>>18058335
She looks kinda cute here ngl

[Anonymous No.18058352]

>>18058264
hydroxychloroquine. France and South Korea are already using it for the virus.
The only side-effects are nausea and diarrhea

[Anonymous No.18058360]

>>18058269
You're the perfect candidate for a broad market index ETF. SPY, SCHB, VTI/VTSAX, etc. But hold a little longer.

[Anonymous No.18058364]

>>18058343

[Anonymous No.18058366]

>>18058352
also blindness and death in some cases.

[Anonymous No.18058371]

>>18058352
and blindness and heart attacks

[Anonymous No.18058372]

>>18058334
between 3 and 3.25 million. More places keep getting put into lock down and stay in place orders. They couldn't have priced in all those orders.

[Anonymous No.18058374]

>>18058308
a classique

[Anonymous No.18058379]

>>18058314
holy shit this is a complete copy of 29 so far
they didn't even bother changing the playbook

[Anonymous No.18058381]

>>18058314
Why are you comparing crashes due to financial collapse with a crash due to a viral epidemic? Shouldn't you compare apples to apples instead of apples to oranges?

[Anonymous No.18058383]

>>18058334
5 million, it shatters all expectations and causes mass panic.

t. knower

[Anonymous No.18058385]

>futures keep going up
this might really be the double bull prep right here into triple circuit breaker...

[Anonymous No.18058387]

>>18058335
kek

[Anonymous No.18058393]

>>18058352
Oh yeah and going blind

[Anonymous No.18058394]

>>18058335
SHORT NOW

[Anonymous No.18058395]

>>18058267
is that danish?

[Anonymous No.18058396]

>>18058335
>When you become irrelevant too fast

[Anonymous No.18058399]

>>18058314
That looks fucking juicy.

[Anonymous No.18058400]

>>18058194
There's no cure nor treatment worth a shit right now, and there doesn't need to be because it's quite literally just the flu. None of the issues are due to mass deaths or anything, they're due to politics and socioeconomic factors.
The amount of money that got printed so far is insane enough that you'd be a fool to think the economy won't be in taters by the end of this. American banks are being propped up by $1t/d now, too.

[Anonymous No.18058401]

>>18057862
>>18057908
I need to see evidence.
Cell phone subscriptions dropping when people can’t work aren’t really evidence of mass deaths.

>>18058145
Oh shit
Oh no
Oh nononono
>>18057887
>architecture intensifies

[Anonymous No.18058405]

>>18058366
>>18058371
Proof? The trials being conducted in New York have recorded zero deaths from 350 participants with a control group.

[Anonymous No.18058416]

>>18058223
I’ve been buying and selling 4/17 200P intraday for 2 weeks. Up quite a lot. 200 and 220 seem to be the magic high volume strikes. >>18058225

[Anonymous No.18058423]

>>18058314
>its following the pattern of the great depression almost exactly

[Anonymous No.18058425]

>>18058405
well first post proof of that study

[Anonymous No.18058427]

>carnival stock still going up
At this point I think there is legitimately money laundering going on

[Anonymous No.18058428]

>>18058385
this, i expect another 4-7% gain tomorrow and then on thursday to friday the biggest drop in history.

[Anonymous No.18058432]

>>18058335
severe autism and corona how is she ever going to recover?

[Anonymous No.18058439]

>>18058400
>The amount of money that got printed so far is insane
Why is the US dollar staying strong, then?

[Anonymous No.18058456]

>>18058405
its a decades old malaria treatment. Mainly used in africa. The deaths appear to mainly be from wrong dosages, which implies it has a pretty strict window for cure/poison. I don't know why it makes you blind but it seems to be a common enough side effect to be noted.

[Anonymous No.18058457]

>>18058395
Yup. It's always been weird to me because their words are very similar to german ones. To me it just sounds like a retarded person trying to speak german.

[Anonymous No.18058462]

NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS!

[Anonymous No.18058463]

>>18058385
>>18058428
I was considering jumping on SPXS tonight but keeping a close eye on futures I agree, the drop probably isn't tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18058464]

>>18058364
how do we know if we're in a sharp peak or a batman

[Anonymous No.18058467]

>>18058194
>The cure for the Kung Flu is getting rolled out.
That's a potential prophylaxis, not a cure. If you leave the outbreak uncontrolled even with it being widely administered, you'd still wind up risking medical infrastructure getting overwhelmed, just delayed by a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.18058482]

>>18058462
pssss anon, it's going down tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18058492]

>>18058364

I wonder if we'll see a double top this time.

[Anonymous No.18058494]

>Nike earnings call
>Some robot saying "we will recover"
>"Strong brands will get stronger"
https://earningscast.com/companies/NKE

[Anonymous No.18058495]

>>18058439
>Why is the US dollar staying strong, then?
OPEC will only allow oil to be purchased in dollars.

[Anonymous No.18058498]

>>18058463
Thursday makes the most sense for another huge drop, depending on the jobs numbers.

[Anonymous No.18058510]

>>18058498
Job numbers won't tell us anything because they're from February

[Anonymous No.18058516]

>>18058492
https://youtu.be/OQSNhk5ICTI

[Anonymous No.18058521]

>>18058439
Value of money is based on trust (or rather, (((trust)))) which is codeword for (((they)))'re only getting started.

[Anonymous No.18058525]

Anyone know any cheap options? I'm too fucking poor to call or put SQQQ, I have like $50

[Anonymous No.18058531]

>>18058314
Curiously similar.

[Anonymous No.18058539]

>>18058456
Drinking bathtub alcohol also makes you go blind, but that was due to the lack of regulating. Pretty sure the blindness is also caused by the wrong dose or a contamination.

[Anonymous No.18058542]

>>18058352
>The only side-effects are nausea and diarrhea
Blindness, heart disease, and suicidal ideation too.

[Anonymous No.18058552]

>>18058494
>Nike stores remaining closed indefinitely in Europe and America

[Anonymous No.18058553]

>>18058366
>>18058371
chloroquine does, not hydroxychloroquine you brainlets

[Anonymous No.18058554]

>>18058525
Just buy 2 SQQQ

[Anonymous No.18058560]

>>18058343
Kekkies
>>18058352
>The only side-effects are nausea and diarrhea
Kek no

[Anonymous No.18058565]

>>18057593
Based. I have a $6c 3/27 and a $14c 5/1

[Anonymous No.18058574]

>>18058542
>Blindness, heart disease
Caused by overdosing 3rd worlders.
>and suicidal ideation too.
Yes, because clearly geniuses self-medicate with fish tank cleaner that says "Poison! Do Not Ingest!" on the bottle.

[Anonymous No.18058586]

Is this bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.18058592]

>>18058574
It has a very narrow dosage range because it practically is poison

[Anonymous No.18058601]

>>18058586
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18058604]

>>18058554
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.18058605]

Is there a UK equivalent to JNUG? I can't trade american markets

[Anonymous No.18058606]

things are looking up for oil companies

[Anonymous No.18058608]

>>18058492
my bet is that if we go up we get rejected by the long term 260 support that was there. So just chill and buy puts for the next 12 months or so.

[Anonymous No.18058610]

>>18058510
Meant unemployment.

[Anonymous No.18058617]

>>18058314
This is what we can make money off of.

[Anonymous No.18058620]

>>18058539
Unless you're ancient, you're better off with a case of Corona, since the odds of getting fucked up the wrong way are lower.

[Anonymous No.18058624]

Realistically, if I wait two weeks will I still have time to buy airline stocks before they bounce back for good? I'm getting a pretty big paycheck in two weeks.

[Anonymous No.18058625]

>>18058314
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18058630]

>>18058539
The blindness is a wood alcohol thing.

[Anonymous No.18058644]

>>18058586
>FDIC
>Keep your money in the banks goys. It's safer with us than it is with you
Yeah, definitely bullish.

[Anonymous No.18058646]

>>18058606
>B-but CVX was up 22% today!!

[Anonymous No.18058650]

>>18058586
yes goy, the numbers on your screen are much more tangible than cash
>business as usual, buy the dip
> happening over, recession called off

[Anonymous No.18058651]

>>18058630
Illegal moonshiners made people blind if they weren't careful.

[Anonymous No.18058653]

>>18058606
A wave of bankruptcies would be mildly bullish for the spot price.

[Anonymous No.18058660]

This thread in 24 hours because fuck it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY
(It'd be nice but frankly up is down at this point)

[Anonymous No.18058667]

>>18058592
Anything's a poison if you take too much of it.

[Anonymous No.18058673]

>>18058314
Night mode

[Anonymous No.18058681]

>>18058052
fuck off

[Anonymous No.18058684]

>>18058624
Probably. There's a lot of economic headwind. It's hard to expect a recovery until the virus slows down and countries open back up for business.

[Anonymous No.18058685]

>all the futures indexes are up 10%
Tomorrow the streets will run red with bear blood.

[Anonymous No.18058691]

>>18058651
You can accidentally produce methanol instead of ethanol which is normal alcohol. Methanol is lower quality shit grade alcohol that can make you go blind and potentially die, like that malaria medicine.

[Anonymous No.18058704]

>>18058685
Futures aren't open yet

[Anonymous No.18058705]

NEW NEW NEW

>>18058692

>>18058692

>>18058692

>>18058692

>>18058692

[Anonymous No.18058718]

>>18058624
I'm planning for a trip in June, but I would be nuts to try and plan a trip in April. May was still too early for me.
Anecdote, but that's my gut feeling.

[Anonymous No.18058732]

>>18058691
The funny thing is inhaling the vapors from both will get you high if that's your thing since both are considered barbiturates. It's just funny to think about a Walter White existing during prohibition era competing with a bunch of dip shits not knowing what they are doing.

[Anonymous No.18058734]

>>18058673
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.18058735]

>>18058681
make your people rape and set the women on fire less, and stop stealing money pretending to be motherfucking western companies. You single-handedly ruined boeing and you will ruin many other companies with the shit quality and fake credentials you shits are known for, so know I will not fuck off.

[Anonymous No.18058745]

>>18058685
Tomorrow I will buy my short position. See the devasting jobless report. And get triple digits returns.

[Anonymous No.18058832]

>>18058735
>a very small minority is an entire nation
Fuck off twice

[Anonymous No.18058853]

>>18058667
>the poison is in the dosage
Yes
>>18058521
Brainlet take
Yes trust but deflation

[Anonymous No.18058910]

>>18058314
Stop, I can only get so erect

[Anonymous No.18058931]

>>18057887
>current year
>not going for asians
cucked and bluepilled

[Anonymous No.18058963]

>>18057765
based and fuck leftoidspilled

[Anonymous No.18059229]

>>18058381
Because a viral epidemic can lead to a financial collapse?

[Anonymous No.18059327]

>>18057710
>>18058016
>>18058176

how much lower will sqqq go in the next couple days? what's the longest you would hold it for?

[Anonymous No.18059484]

>>18058685
Every fucking day with you dude
Market close =/= Futures

[Anonymous No.18059528]

The biz discord lasted for all of what, 12 hours?
Is that the quickest so far?

[Anonymous No.18059735]