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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:51:49 2020 No.18055290 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:52:14 2020 No.18055296 WHY IS DOW STILL UP ITS NOT FAIR

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:52:42 2020 No.18055308 >>18055296 Can't eat steak every day, sadly

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:52:46 2020 No.18055309 Honestly can't tell if tomorrow's gonna be red. Seems like a pullback is in order, but I don't want to miss out on more sweet bull energy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:53:07 2020 No.18055315 Was gone for an hour. What happened?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:53:13 2020 No.18055317 File: 42 KB, 129x111, 88EA0218-B88E-4C77-8566-2AF67C8E73EB.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What will tomorrow look like? Buy SDOW before closing today or wait?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:53:15 2020 No.18055318 File: 60 KB, 831x799, bobo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tomorrow better be bloody or I'm gonna be pissed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:53:22 2020 No.18055323 >>18055309 if the unemployment numbers come out tomorrow it's gonna be red

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:53:26 2020 No.18055325

>>18054109
Cinemark is so much better man, unless they canceled their dividends so do your DD on that, AMC is already near penny stock land and it has a rewards program that is a lot like that infamous company that went bankrupt giving people free movies

Cinemark if it keeps 11% dividend is just too good to pass up

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:53:41 2020 No.18055331 >>18055295 Look at all the tuesday bulltraps of the last three weeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:53:48 2020 No.18055336 File: 560 KB, 280x221, 1345355462455.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] now we crab until friday

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:54:00 2020 No.18055343 >>18055318 Remember, infinite QE is PRICE IN bulls Gonna need some fresh meat if you want this shit to keep going up

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:54:07 2020 No.18055348 >>18055290 asians are subhuman

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:54:08 2020 No.18055350 File: 233 KB, 850x1202, bite.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055290 please don't post videos of my wife here

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:54:17 2020 No.18055353 >>18055309 >>18055323 They come out Thursday.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:54:19 2020 No.18055354 >>18055318 Regardless, I think we've hit the end of the biggest drops, and have entered slow drop country. YOLO bears need to transition

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:54:20 2020 No.18055356 File: 123 KB, 821x789, 1564285600118.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aren't the numbers being released just for Feb?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:54:30 2020 No.18055360 Crash tomorrow or thursday?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:54:59 2020 No.18055376 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_Tq6t3VMV4

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:55:04 2020 No.18055377 File: 135 KB, 960x960, mong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055348 Chinese and SEA monkeys maybe. Leave Japs, Koreans, and Mongols alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:55:09 2020 No.18055379 >>18055309 On a normal day I would fade so many stocks green vs red. However these are not normal times so I'm thinking this runs another day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:55:15 2020 No.18055381 >>18055318 It won't be bloody as usual. Unless they find a cure or push the aid bill, it'll just be slowly dragged out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:55:17 2020 No.18055382 reminder that unemployment numbers are priced in

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:55:23 2020 No.18055386 File: 80 KB, 892x394, Clipboard01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone remembers what the first reports of corona were like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:55:48 2020 No.18055392 File: 8 KB, 265x117, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gonna smoke a joint bros

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:55:50 2020 No.18055394 Solve the puzzle: _r_ced _n

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:56:04 2020 No.18055400 File: 15 KB, 377x390, 1498245745442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MY FUCKING SPY PUTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:56:07 2020 No.18055401 >>18055343 Can you really price in a guaranteed endless stream of printed money?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:56:11 2020 No.18055403 >>18055377 >koreans North or South?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:56:28 2020 No.18055406 >>18055290 What the actual fuck is wrong with Asians.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:56:31 2020 No.18055407 >>18055394 you're right, stimulus is priced in imagine the fall when it fails to pass lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:56:43 2020 No.18055414 I'm done fucking with options, should I load up on SQQQ and hold or just go for some cheapies since the jobs report's been postponed apparently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:57:01 2020 No.18055416 >>18055317 Wouldn't be the dumbest buy, imho. The employment figures come out tomorrow or Thursday and we're likely to fall back to 18 and change. I just picked up some SQQQ myself

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:57:19 2020 No.18055420 >>18055343 That's just countably infinite QE. Next is uncountably infinite QE.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:57:23 2020 No.18055423
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>>18055323
OH NOOO NOT MY HECKIN JOBERINOS
WE LOST 1MILLION RESTARINOS

WE ALL KNEW THAT 16 DAYARINOS AGORINO?

THEY GUIDED UNEMPLOYMENT UPARINO BECAUSE THE HECKIN RETAIL INDUSTRY EXPLODED IN SALESARINO

MARKET WENT UP 10% ARINO ON THE JOB LOSSARINOS

CUE THE BEARTARD -90% PORTFOLIOINOS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:57:30 2020 No.18055425 >>18055350 your wife is pretty hot her son was even more so

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:57:30 2020 No.18055426 what should we buy to hold overnight for tomorrows pump or dump

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:58:00 2020 No.18055433 >>18055386 "Variant of SARS virus found in china." They went on to describe some stuff about the mutation and indicated it had a high infectivity rate. That's basically it. It was back in November 2019.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:58:21 2020 No.18055437 File: 214 KB, 1080x2280, original_202422860[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >20 million dollar option play on XOM

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:58:39 2020 No.18055440 >>18055414 >>18055416 I thought I was smart for loading up on SQQQ at 23 when it hit 25 but it just came back down. Holding it overnight is going to drive me nuts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:58:41 2020 No.18055442 File: 79 KB, 1080x1080, 1548880466415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055386 Hantavirus does NOT have human to human transmission. That's why you shouldn't worry. You get it from eating rats; and only from eating rats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:58:51 2020 No.18055446 File: 77 KB, 1568x1081, note media 445.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055400 cuts you down can i have your stuff?

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:58:52 2020 No.18055447
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So. SQQQ. Hmm. Do we just boy even more? Is today ending in pump or dump? I don't wanna pour more money into this unless I am reasonable sure there won't be much more pumping/price reduction on SQQQ.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:58:58 2020 No.18055449 FOMO just ruined me lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:59:07 2020 No.18055453 File: 65 KB, 1024x576, 1585036234019m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOW VOLUME

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:59:27 2020 No.18055459 Uhhh guys did the Senate adjourn with no deal? The floor feed isn't live.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:59:27 2020 No.18055460 File: 71 KB, 618x410, 1540147836020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS YET? ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS YET? ARE WE IN THE CLEAR YET? ARE WE IN THE CLEAR YET?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:59:30 2020 No.18055461 File: 14 KB, 474x150, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOSANNA

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:59:33 2020 No.18055463 >>18055290 the fuck is this video, I sure hope this is fake

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:59:36 2020 No.18055466 Quick lads, what puts should I buy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:59:37 2020 No.18055465 >>18055401 Yes, but it requires hyperreal numbers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:59:40 2020 No.18055467 >>18055449 Bought the spike on AAL?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:59:45 2020 No.18055468 >>18055420 >uncountably infinite QE Might as well trade seashells

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:59:54 2020 No.18055469 >>18055343 How many deaths are priced in?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:59:54 2020 No.18055470 >>18055447 Buy more, not boy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 14:59:54 2020 No.18055471 File: 345 KB, 785x847, 1566491299842.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Redpill me on SQQQ cuz I just dropped $10k on it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:00:25 2020 No.18055482 buy puts right now or will it rise more tomorrow?????

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:00:37 2020 No.18055489 >>18055437 Someone knows something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:00:46 2020 No.18055493 >>18055442 Corona also wasn't a human to human transmission virus, until some chink ate a bat and it mutated to become h2h transmission capable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:00:52 2020 No.18055495 >Creddit Suisse guy calling the economy only coming back to pre-Corona levels by 2022 COME ON YOU BEARS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:01:08 2020 No.18055500 Gonna be real fucking happy when /pol/ goes the fuck away and normalcy returns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:01:30 2020 No.18055507 SILVER DOLLAR CITY damn i remember going there when i was lke 10

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:01:36 2020 No.18055509 I feel like I should've bought stocks yesterday

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:01:41 2020 No.18055514 >Overburdened hospitals (New York) >Unemployment numbers >Federal lockdown lifted >Stimulus bill So what’s “priced in”?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:01:46 2020 No.18055517 So Trump's plan is pumnp the market, lockdown for 2 weeks and everything is back to normal?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:02:06 2020 No.18055523 File: 51 KB, 931x524, IMG_20200323_183629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055471 Bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:02:08 2020 No.18055524 >>18055356 Yes.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:02:08 2020 No.18055525
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>>18055468
>Might as well trade seashells
But we'll need those once all the TP is gone.

You have no idea how proud I am of this dumb joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:02:10 2020 No.18055526 >>18055471 its a meme

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:02:22 2020 No.18055528 Thoughts on O? Might tank more with all these REITs shitting the bed

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:02:25 2020 No.18055530 >>18055471 Also wanting more info, t-theres going to be a correction tomorrow right guys....right???

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:02:33 2020 No.18055532 >>18055514 No such thing as a federal lockdown

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:02:37 2020 No.18055533 File: 12 KB, 257x196, speaking_japanese.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055394 there was a great post once talking about how everything was heckin' priced in-erino and it had the reddit face. I still laugh thinking about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:02:42 2020 No.18055534 >>18055290 >chews with her mouth open I hate asians

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:02:47 2020 No.18055538 PRICED IN, EVERYTHING IS PRICED IN

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:02:57 2020 No.18055540 File: 28 KB, 400x400, 1530633507040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Why yes, I did buy a GME call option, why do you ask?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:03:17 2020 No.18055544 >>18055471 Imagine investing in something you have no fucking idea about....

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:03:19 2020 No.18055545 >>18055538 NO NO ANON THE JOBS NUMBERS THURSDAY THEY MIGHT BE BAD

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:03:40 2020 No.18055553 does tastyworks have anything for me to short the UK? can't find any ETF that tracks the FTSE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:03:54 2020 No.18055559 >>18055530 I'm praying. I might just put all my shit in WEN stock, at least it won't fuck me over.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:03:56 2020 No.18055560 >>18055538 GREEN VERDE IS GONNA BE GREEN ITS OVER I SWEAR NO MORE BEAR

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:04:21 2020 No.18055567 >>18055514 Chaos. Niggers are gonna riot, and owners will cash in their insurances, insurers will take infinite loans with zero interest. The ball keeps spinning. New money is in the market with no losses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:04:31 2020 No.18055570 VOTE AND KILL THIS SHIT ALREADY you better not push this shit until after market close

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:04:33 2020 No.18055572 BUY HMNY! Can't get better prices than that! Movie theaters will have a MASSIVE rally after the quarantine ends!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:04:36 2020 No.18055573 Should I jist buy a put and a call? Some of these stocks move enough that a bet either way looks like it'll be successful monetarily.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:04:38 2020 No.18055575

>>18055463
It’s been a trend lately on bugmen social media. They go out and eat traditional Chinese medicine meals and Snapchat it. They eat all sorts of awful shit, often alive. I’ve seen live mice, live tadpoles, and a raw donkey head eaten by them. Chinese culture is Africa tier developed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:04:50 2020 No.18055578 >>18055540 I have a long put on gamestop.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:05:11 2020 No.18055591

>>18055325
isnt Amazon Cinema-make a movie and directly provide it Amazon for them to stream it, going crush these movie theaters? I saw the president of the National Theaters Association or whatever doing a major cope on CNBC yesterday regarding this. He asked for a bailout

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:05:24 2020 No.18055595 >>18055471 nice. don't hold on to it for too long. it decays if nothing big happens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:05:41 2020 No.18055603 File: 18 KB, 566x108, 1244365765765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where were you when bobofags were eternally B T F O ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:05:51 2020 No.18055607 >>18055533 Incredible. I'm sorry i missed it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:05:56 2020 No.18055609 >>18055570 are you kidding? they can't vote on it until like friday

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:05:58 2020 No.18055611 Dow Jones is gonna end the day up 15% isn't it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:06:02 2020 No.18055613 >>18055545 they won't be bad, nearly everyone just works from home instead of the office. nobody was fired because of the virus

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:06:04 2020 No.18055615 File: 21 KB, 423x245, dividends are your fren.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN haters gonna hate but I'm still getting paid

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:06:13 2020 No.18055622 >>18055545 They will be bad, but won't show the effect all the wagies that aren't officially fired. A lot of companies aren't firing, they just "aren't scheduling" people, so those people can't apply for unemployment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:06:18 2020 No.18055625 Mgm put with strike at 7 bucks , expiration may

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:06:35 2020 No.18055628 I'm scared to not buy before the market closes and a deal is passed this evening and I miss out on those sweet AMC, MGM, and Royal Caribbean gains.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:06:47 2020 No.18055632 File: 45 KB, 500x483, 1585004114675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055603 that shit is getting pumped and dumped harder than your mother last night, dont fall for it. bobochads back in tha house by friday

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:06:51 2020 No.18055635 File: 86 KB, 1000x564, Oniichan+this+is+a+gun+.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055493 What the fuck are you on about? Coronaviruses have always had human to human transmission. SARS had it. MERS had it to a lesser degree.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:06:53 2020 No.18055636 >>18055603 People love going to work! Thank you Mr. president! Do you think the president will bail out his hotels if they go bankrupt?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:07:05 2020 No.18055640 Stimulus bill close to being passed. I'm gonna buy KO to borrow or Thursday. I feel like people are finally getting over the shock and panic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:07:09 2020 No.18055641 >>18055615 Been meaning to ask: What stocks are you in on with that dividend action? I'm in on ATT and a few others but I'm always looking for good dividend return stonks.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:07:31 2020 No.18055651
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>we're going to end up double digits during a plague
my thesis is that the algorithms aren't made to handle such a massive externality and are literally just trading blind

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:07:32 2020 No.18055652 File: 39 KB, 720x644, apu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ayone else having fun getting into the market with babbies first trades? tried purchasing an inverse etf and bought oil stocks yesterday just small potatoes but I'm still doing it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:07:37 2020 No.18055655 >>18055635 Not this strain, cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:07:43 2020 No.18055659 How are you guys gonna invest that stimulus check?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:07:44 2020 No.18055660 File: 375 KB, 1400x991, 1584503342592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055318 oh it will be bloody already dumb put buying bobo blood everywhere

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:07:57 2020 No.18055662 >>18055437 why does /smg/ have a hard on for XOM. COP has a better valuation

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:08:05 2020 No.18055666 >>18055640 >I feel like people are finally getting over the shock and panic. The not stupid people, sure. Problem is the stupid people. They always panic harder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:08:09 2020 No.18055668 File: 8 KB, 233x250, pink_bear_wojak_eye_popped.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055603 BOBO NOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:08:10 2020 No.18055670 >>18055607 hopefully someone screencapped it. it's truly glorious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:08:26 2020 No.18055678 >>18055440 I am absolutely retarded. I bought at 25.09 premarket. The whole day was an emotional rollercoaster. Didn't sell when it peaked at around 25.50. I'm going to hold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:08:28 2020 No.18055679 >>18055611 Gonna enter my ES short at 2438-2440 so I hope not

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:08:32 2020 No.18055681 >>18055652 based and learning on your own pilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:08:37 2020 No.18055682 File: 199 KB, 1519x1002, dsfargeg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055290 The jobs report is going to be telling.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:08:42 2020 No.18055683
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>>18055641
black are the ones I own, red is watchlist. I focus on lower payout ratio and dividend growth over current yield. it helps weed out companies that cut dividends in times like these. I do have some high yielders but they're few and far between

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:08:52 2020 No.18055687 This is a dead cat right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:09:00 2020 No.18055689 >>18055348 yeh fuck this girl that is fucking evil what she is doing

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:09:17 2020 No.18055695 >>18055687 this cat is bouncing particularly high

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:09:29 2020 No.18055698 File: 563 KB, 804x1132, Screenshot_20200217-232102.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055607

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:09:30 2020 No.18055700 File: 34 KB, 720x576, 1577402279304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055652 Good job fren!

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:09:33 2020 No.18055703
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>>18055640
It's not close to being passed. I've been listening to them bicker for the past 2 days live, kek. I would bet any amount of money that if it gets signed this week, that it will happen last minute Friday.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:10:02 2020 No.18055714 File: 105 KB, 692x1024, 1582147028036m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055652

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:10:05 2020 No.18055715 >>18055534 >chews with her mouth open good job finding out the most disturbing thing about the video

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:10:07 2020 No.18055718 File: 92 KB, 1280x720, 1247678798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Also, I told you to buy the dip, you fucking faggots.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:10:15 2020 No.18055721 >>18055652 I had some fun initially by buying some cheap WEN stock, then burned myself with a put against JBLU, panicked and sold. Not great but I learned.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:10:22 2020 No.18055723 When is the bill decision brehs? Should I buy some boing calls maybe

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:10:33 2020 No.18055728 >>18055689 They're mindless bugs, I don't give a shit that she's frying them alive. But cannibalism will always be disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:10:38 2020 No.18055731 >John Kennedy wants to have New Orleans declared a major disaster area. b-bullish...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:10:55 2020 No.18055739 why has it stopped moving and everything is just pinned for 2 hours now barely moving 0.2% in either direction

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:11:08 2020 No.18055747

>>18055290
Fucking god damn chinks, can we just shut down all travel to and from chinkistan?
Seriously, we're going to recover from ncov only to get cent-cov21?

Also I had no idea centipedes could expel liquids, I assumed that was a defect of their passive respiratory system (but in retrospect it makes sense)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:11:30 2020 No.18055756 File: 324 KB, 368x483, 9xssx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055718 I bought the dip

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:11:30 2020 No.18055757 >>18055703 They are literally talking about how they're getting closer to an agreement right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:11:39 2020 No.18055760 >>18055731 priced in

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:11:41 2020 No.18055761 >>18055695 IMAGINE the fall VISUALIZE the bloodbath

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:11:47 2020 No.18055764 >>18055756 Very nice. You're going to make it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:11:59 2020 No.18055766 >>18055683 >it helps weed out companies that cut dividends in times like these like APLE I presume, reached 18.9% before they suspended dividends

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:12:25 2020 No.18055772

>>18055570
UNLIMITED TALK WORKS

I AM THE MOUTH OF MY HEAD
WORDS IS MY BODY AND LEGISLATURE IS MY BLOOD
I HAVE CREATED 1000 FILIBUSTERS
UNKNOWN TO WORK
NOR KNOWN TO PROGRESS
HAVE WITHSTOOD PAIN TO STOP MANY BILLS
YET THOSE BILLS WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING
SO AS I PRAY, UNLIMITED TALK WORKS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:12:25 2020 No.18055773 >>18055739 Nobody's stupid enough to buy a 10% green day during a pandemic

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:12:30 2020 No.18055776 >>18055471 Bought $250 to pop my cherry

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:12:36 2020 No.18055778 SQQQ bagholders watch the after market trading, it'll probably go up

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:12:40 2020 No.18055779
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>>18055655
That's how all zoonosis diseases work. They don't until they do. And SARS-CoV-2 had human to human transmission from they first discovered it. It's not like we test all animals for all possible viruses we don't even know exist. For all intents and purposes the virus did not exist until we we discovered it, and when we discovered it it had human to human transmission. I don't get what message you're trying to get across anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:12:47 2020 No.18055783 Alexa, play Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:12:55 2020 No.18055786 >schumuer saying bill is close 100% the bill is poisoned to force republicans to shoot it down and shift blame.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:13:26 2020 No.18055796 >>18055683 >IRM, MO, T, CVX, PSX, IP You're holding a lot of zombies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:13:29 2020 No.18055799 >>18055773 yea none of this makes any fucking sense

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:13:34 2020 No.18055803 >>18055442 How do we save our stocks from the hentai virus?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:13:39 2020 No.18055807 >>18055683 Quite the portfolio you have there. I take it you buy single stocks every month then? Or rather, how should I interpret this chart?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:13:45 2020 No.18055808 File: 4 KB, 184x72, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055773 Someone clearly is

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:13:47 2020 No.18055809

>>18055779
>It's not like we test all animals for all possible viruses we don't even know exist.
there actually are programs like that to identify pathogens that could potentially jump to humans, including investigations at the wuhan institute of virology into bat based coronaviruses

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:14:08 2020 No.18055814 >>18055779 >They don't until they do. Exactly, fren. Glad we're agreeing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:14:17 2020 No.18055816 Where are the OOOOOO posters at

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:14:35 2020 No.18055823 >>18055778 bought at 25 during open lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:14:55 2020 No.18055831 I put a yolo 1000k on SQQQ, how fucked will I be tommorow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:15:12 2020 No.18055835 File: 36 KB, 267x181, 1315499362266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055816 oooo

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:15:14 2020 No.18055836 File: 48 KB, 639x347, 1584673605927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055773 Bullfags are literal, unironic, absolutely barbaric retards and will always buy buy buy like the consoomers they are

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:15:23 2020 No.18055839 >TFW you bought the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:15:32 2020 No.18055841 >>18055816 We've been screaming for so long on this rollercoaster that we're out of breath.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:15:32 2020 No.18055842 File: 81 KB, 470x595, devil pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055816 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:16:01 2020 No.18055853 >>18055783 Baste They played creole >>18055786 Ooooooo Is that the game? If this is a repeat of Mitch’s bullshit with tarp in 2008, the market will rally on hope until it’s passed, then crater again.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:16:04 2020 No.18055856

Fitch news about Boeing:
BA's decision to suspend its dividend was a form of self-help that will reduce cash outflows by approximately $9 billion over the next two years. However, in the scenario of a prolonged coronavirus impact, including extended shut-downs of Boeing's key facilities, or material delays on the 737 MAX RTCS, Boeing could still need access to additional capital to bridge liquidity until the economy recovers or MAX deliveries resume. Additional debt beyond current expectations could pressure the 'BBB' ratings.
Fitch has general concerns regarding continued comments about the possibility of government support, but broad government support for the aerospace sector is not incorporated into Fitch's analysis. Debate about various proposals continues in Washington . Fitch believes Boeing and its suppliers would require government support in the scenario of an extended pandemic combined with significant disruption of the public capital markets. However, the announcement of the new Federal Reserve programs yesterday lessened some concerns. Support for airlines worldwide by various governments would indirectly support the aerospace sector.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:16:08 2020 No.18055858 File: 166 KB, 646x700, xg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055816 oh OH OH

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:16:14 2020 No.18055860 File: 1.17 MB, 1193x641, image (2).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055615 REMINDER THAT DIVIDEND STOCKS ARE NOT A GOOD INVESTMENT IN DOWNTURNS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:16:16 2020 No.18055861 File: 32 KB, 640x469, 1584485528268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055816 CHEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:16:16 2020 No.18055863 >>18055816 OOOOOOOOOOOO AH AH AH

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:16:50 2020 No.18055869

>>18055808
>media magically flips from doom an gloom to all positive news based on nothing
>oil calls have decreased in value over rally
>spy puts remain unchanged even as gains increase
>still no bill which was promised as being very close last Friday at 10PM

yep, that's a trap alright.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:16:52 2020 No.18055871 File: 51 KB, 926x1221, bobo-crying-pepe-toy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] g-g-guys I'm scared

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:16:57 2020 No.18055873 >>18055839 pump or dump in last 5 minutes? Probably a pump considering everything is priced in

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:17:01 2020 No.18055877

>>18055807
that's their pay dates for the dividend.

>>18055796
MO and IRM are my risk plays, T I believe is a solid company that will grow with 5G, Oil will be fine in a year or two and IP is a bet I'm making on cardboard packaging (Amazon other companies moving toward delivery) and their reusable/recyclable capacity.

Never said I didn't have any risk, just that its limited. 85% of my portfolio is in high quality companies like KO, AAPL, PG, JNJ, MSFT, ITW, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:17:07 2020 No.18055879 >>18055839 I bought Monday, sold today, bought SDOW. Remember to buy low and sell high frens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:17:11 2020 No.18055880 >>18055290 What the actual fuck is going on there!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:17:32 2020 No.18055888 >>18055823 I almost did the same >>18055823 Do you mean 1k or 1000 * 1000?

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:17:36 2020 No.18055891
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a great OOOOOOO precedes an ever greater AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:17:42 2020 No.18055895 >>18055871 bro this is clearly a dead cat basing itself on the hopes that the trumbux bill gets passed sometime soon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:17:47 2020 No.18055897 >airline industry obliterated >still green yeah lol real economy right here

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:17:47 2020 No.18055898 https://www.ft.com/content/5ff6469a-6dd8-11ea-89df-41bea055720b EVERYONE ALREADY HAS THE VIRUS AND IT'S ACTUALLY ALL GOOD COVID-19 IS FINISHED. TO THE MOON WE GO.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:18:01 2020 No.18055902 File: 450 KB, 1250x727, nhh6762dbg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] whats this pattern called?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:18:08 2020 No.18055908 >>18055871 Same. I got a bunch of SQQQ at $23, but who knows whats going to happen with all these pumps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:18:34 2020 No.18055912 >>18055902 the margin call

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:18:42 2020 No.18055914 File: 3.94 MB, 540x540, stonks.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just liquidated my btc to throw into spxs how smart am i rn guys?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:18:49 2020 No.18055916 >>18055902 that's the "satan's cock" formation, extremely bearish

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:19:10 2020 No.18055927 >>18055902 >90 Degree to the Left-Turned Jew Nose

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:19:20 2020 No.18055932 >>18055902 Margin called

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:19:36 2020 No.18055934 >>18055897 >i dont know how bailouts work

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:19:37 2020 No.18055935 dump right now because the stimulus bill will blueball america once again

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:19:43 2020 No.18055937 File: 6 KB, 423x215, 1554497075466.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055816 Everyone's probably out of OOOOs and AAAAAs at this point. I just want comfy gains.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:20:01 2020 No.18055943 >>18055860 depends on the stock true boomerstox haven't cut their divvies in over 50 years

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:20:06 2020 No.18055947 >>18055914 Huge brains, I'm in at 21 for 135. Gonna make it bros.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:20:15 2020 No.18055949 >>18055895 what should trumpbux change?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:20:20 2020 No.18055950 I just don't know if I have the stomach for this shit anymore. It's completely obvious this economy is fake and gay but it just doesn't fucking matter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:20:20 2020 No.18055951 When do unemployment numbers come out

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:20:20 2020 No.18055952 FIDDLING IMPLORE CLOTURE

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:20:27 2020 No.18055955
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BOBO ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK BOBO?!
BOBO ARE YOU OK?!
ARE YOU OK BOBO?

BOBO ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK BOBO?!
BOBO ARE YOU OK?!
ARE YOU OK BOBO?

YOU'VE BEEN STRUCKED BY
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
A FED CRIMINAL!

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:20:35 2020 No.18055960
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>>18055869
Yeah, I pretty much have the same opinion. I don't think we've finished our correction yet.

Shit, FL is forcing anybody flying from MA or NY to quarantine themselves there for 2 weeks now...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:20:51 2020 No.18055967 >>18055290 >>18055296 I bought so much in cruise lines, hotels and airlines it's obscene. I'm already way up from last week. It's almost too fucking easy.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:20:51 2020 No.18055968
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I'm up about $28K today...anything cutting down the unrealized loss is good for my ego, bad for me getting deep discounts on dividend companies.

THIS RIDE BACK UP IS GOING TO BE QUICK WHENEVER IT HAPPENS, stay the course, stay invested. we will BRRRRRRR our way to prosperity

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:21:00 2020 No.18055973 File: 22 KB, 819x641, smug_cat_girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055756 I got some SOXL dip yesterday. very tasty

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:21:07 2020 No.18055978 >>18055578 When did you buy this?

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:21:12 2020 No.18055980

>>18055860
I don't want to be one of those "I told you sooooooooo" fags but when people were talking about F I wrote a blogspot about how I got burned on a natgas stock that used to have a great dividend and had to slash it (and then get delisted) due to internal corporate fuckery (they made a terrible M&A)

If a divvy is too good to be true, it probably is desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:21:36 2020 No.18055989 File: 98 KB, 770x814, 1583168001683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055955 I'M OK THANK YOU FOR ASKING

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:21:54 2020 No.18055993 >>18055880 the inception of the next supervirus

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:22:01 2020 No.18055995 >>18055949 In reality, nothing. Most thing getting some sort of stipend is gonna magically fix everything, which is crazy, AND we have yet to see how many people have no job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:22:16 2020 No.18056000 Today is just a big rally in the meme stocks that will never turn a significant profit. That’s why #istandwithbobo

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:22:30 2020 No.18056007 >>18055955 why is this stickied?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:22:33 2020 No.18056010 >>18055914 I appreciate your sacrifice anon. Topping off the goblet of souls that the Bit Masters required for the halvening ritual. You sold so that others might live.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:22:41 2020 No.18056011 >>18055603 I got fucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:22:46 2020 No.18056015 >>18055290 Chinks have no right to exist

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:22:46 2020 No.18056016 >>18055902 >He bought it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:23:02 2020 No.18056019 File: 490 KB, 300x225, 1372205638925.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055955 >$65 SDOW >$23.50 SQQQ never been better senpai

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:23:03 2020 No.18056018 >>18055902 You forgot to stop loss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:23:06 2020 No.18056020 File: 184 KB, 1080x683, Screenshot_20200324-122209_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] out maneuvers you nothing personal, kid

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:23:19 2020 No.18056024 File: 70 KB, 581x261, 2020-03-14_13-35-31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055943 They will when it becomes apparent this is gonna be the worst shit since the great depression

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:23:24 2020 No.18056026
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>>18055860
>Faber’s cringe face
Oh fuck I gotta stop sleeping through this morning bullshit
>>18055895
“Dead cats” eh? Good thing those are so predictable eh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:23:41 2020 No.18056036 File: 246 KB, 1242x2208, FC7E47B6-06AC-44A2-A3B2-0853552900F7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] look at that head and shoulder... is the drop thursday or friday

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:23:42 2020 No.18056038 >>18055343 That's not how it works. As velocity of money increases stock prices go parabolic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:23:46 2020 No.18056041 s o x l

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:23:59 2020 No.18056047 >>18055978 >When did you buy this? some time last week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:23:59 2020 No.18056048 >>18055880 Scolopendra cataracta (an aquatic centipede) being tortured to death by an even more evil carnivore

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:24:10 2020 No.18056052 File: 114 KB, 720x960, 4b7e768154efeeb77dd045307ed063f5c5d9a3cb305615ca28edcc0d161bc40e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >inner city black bulls are going to go extinct

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:24:19 2020 No.18056053 >>18055967 Prove it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:24:19 2020 No.18056054 >>18056007 >why is this stickied? Fuck you made me look lmao.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:24:55 2020 No.18056063 >>18056054 you also now remember THE GAME

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:25:13 2020 No.18056068 VIX keeps molesting its downtrend line. This could get interdasting into close.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:25:34 2020 No.18056080 >>18056036 thursday, jobs numbers will murder

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:25:39 2020 No.18056082
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I posted this earlier but my architecture firm fired 35 people today. We’re mid-sized and have offices in 4 states. The reason they gave was a huge swathe of projects delayed until next year or cancelled outright.

I don’t think we hit the bottom yet bros, be careful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:25:47 2020 No.18056089 File: 5 KB, 243x250, 1549394086128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18056020 That nigga doompaul'd on live TV just to buy cheapies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:26:01 2020 No.18056093 File: 342 KB, 1250x727, REKT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055902 The Rekt index

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:26:03 2020 No.18056094 File: 76 KB, 1593x395, 1564244223514.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18056047 Arent you goncerned?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:26:05 2020 No.18056095 >>18056053 Naa I'm phonefagging but I posted a thread telling you retards to buy last week. Got shat on by the low IQ retards here. I'm enjoying this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:26:37 2020 No.18056104 File: 14 KB, 416x416, 1373404899455.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18056068 >15% spike into circuit breaker before close

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:26:39 2020 No.18056106 >>18056080 I think those numbers are just for Feb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:26:51 2020 No.18056109 I bought SPY puts for $7 yesterday Tomorrow will be bloody, right bearbros..:

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:26:52 2020 No.18056111

>>18056052
How do you figure? Is there evidence to suggest they're more vulnerable?
Because they're more likely to be unemployed, spend most of their time in one place (on the corner), engage in very minimal physical contact (a few seconds per drug deal, may even be wearing clothes to disguise their face which will give *some* protection from droplets)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:27:46 2020 No.18056128 File: 413 KB, 500x633, 1b2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18056111 >black bulls will be around to repopulate america

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:27:49 2020 No.18056129 >>18056095 >i cant screenshot on my phone Ok LARP, you dont have shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:27:51 2020 No.18056131 >>18056063 After all these years. Just when I thought it was safe to talk to people in a thread again. You've made it happen. Expect a yellow van outside of your house tomorrow. Don't worry. Fox will run the story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:27:53 2020 No.18056132 >>18055989 YOU LEFT A SIGN ON THE WINDOW THAT THEY STRUCK YOU A CRESCENDO, BOBO

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:27:54 2020 No.18056133 >>18055995 About 70% of the people I know have lost their jobs. Not a lot of people but it irks me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:27:57 2020 No.18056135 File: 61 KB, 467x424, 3l92j6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw sold xmr at 40usd in anticipation of a bloodbath fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:28:16 2020 No.18056141 >>18056093 Straight red down to HELL Amerisharts pay close attention, this will be DOW in a week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:28:22 2020 No.18056145 >>18056080 No they won't. Bad numbers are priced in. Bears are going to look really dumb. Don't say I didn't warn you, you had your day in the sun at least.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:28:23 2020 No.18056146 >>18056026 Kek now post the one with all the dumps after the BULLCHAD pumps

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:28:32 2020 No.18056151 >>18056109 no, it's over

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:28:41 2020 No.18056156 File: 16 KB, 676x347, 1578606981556.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18056094 Kind of.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:28:46 2020 No.18056157 >House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Tuesday that she will attempt to pass the Senate's coronavirus economic stimulus package – putting aside the alternative, projected $2.5 trillion measure that she proposed. TRUMP WON BEARS GET THE FUCK OUT NOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:28:48 2020 No.18056158 File: 15 KB, 460x276, 1344670420891.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18056128 >>18056111 >>18056052 go jack off to niggers somewhere else >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:29:00 2020 No.18056159 >Puts going back up again just because of the volatility I just don't even know anymore

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:29:12 2020 No.18056162

>>18055786
We already know it is. It has entirely unrelated additions that were reported on yesterday, like airline emissions, diversity policing on company boards, and demographic-based income distribution for the Trumpbux program.

>>18055687
If this is a deadcat bounce, hold on to your anus for the other side. See >>18055682.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:29:32 2020 No.18056168 I’m a 28yo boomer and I know about 20 people irl who have lost their jobs. I don’t think this is bullish for the economy bros.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:29:35 2020 No.18056171 >>18056157 priced in

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:29:36 2020 No.18056172 >>18056026 We rally 10% in a single day. Everything is accelerated now and extended rallies like those are gone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:29:39 2020 No.18056173 >>18056129 Lmao ok fag I don't need to prove anything it doesn't change the numbers in my account, keep seething though

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:29:48 2020 No.18056176 File: 2 KB, 109x125, 1584763997039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] funny as fuck watching all these bulls get excited as if there hasn't been any kind of pattern of green and red over the past month lmao see you tomorrow, or not

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:30:13 2020 No.18056185 Not really /smg/ related but the mortality rate ticked up an additional .2 percent today. Yesterday it was at 1.1% but now it's currently up to 1.3% and growing. Further we are now at 20K more infections since yesterday at 10pm

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:30:21 2020 No.18056186 >>18056173 you've been exposed, loser

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:30:28 2020 No.18056189 File: 221 KB, 625x347, 23423451423.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055471 Based and EXTREMELY redpilled.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:30:48 2020 No.18056195 >>18056168 it's no longer about the economy, it's literally just about saving the stock market

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:31:05 2020 No.18056200 WHERE IS DR FAUCI

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:31:05 2020 No.18056201 >>18056173 What a pathetic LARP. Can schools start again? Get these kids outta here

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:31:10 2020 No.18056204

>>18056111
They’re going to riot and loot like they always do. Which will cause them to contract the disease. Eventually a guardsman will fuck up and shoot one of them, which will lead to more rioting and looting and more shooting them. Realistically Baltimore and Ferguson were what got trump elected. It was such a shock to the generations that didn’t witness LA riots that it single handedly created a new generation of skinheads. If the riots get bad enough blacks will get cancelled.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:31:10 2020 No.18056205 bloomberg really fucking wants me to invest in their commodity index not right now bloomy I'm shorting the DOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:31:12 2020 No.18056206 >>18056185 Ok that's pretty cool I guess

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:31:12 2020 No.18056207 File: 13 KB, 788x514, AB3A410D-9B24-4E12-BD17-4CF2317949A6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18056172 Entirely possible Just a reminder that retards like me with leveraged short positions are playing a stupid game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:31:30 2020 No.18056209 >>18056186 Imagine seething this hard. I told you retards to get in on cruise lines and airlines last week. Should have listened.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:31:35 2020 No.18056210 File: 81 KB, 920x636, ZANO02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18056185 None of this matters. Some bat flu aint making us all die. Just long OGN and ZANO and you be alright. Also bitcoin

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:31:50 2020 No.18056216 What timeframe are you using for the S&P? The daily candles are so tightly coupled together my system doesn't throw any signals. Trying H4 atm with mixed results.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:31:52 2020 No.18056218 >>18056176 >>18056189 It's over guys. The boomers own the Fed and the WH. You had your playtime. The boomers want their 401ks back. BRRR BRRR BRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:32:13 2020 No.18056227 File: 102 KB, 200x298, 1373309691851.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055471 >this guy might double his fucking money for dropping $10k on something he saw on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:32:29 2020 No.18056230 File: 109 KB, 1202x638, Screen Shot 2020-03-24 at 3.31.34 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh oh

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:32:48 2020 No.18056235 >>18056210 I've been investing for years. Your market advice is shit.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:32:51 2020 No.18056236

>>18055652
Same. I fucked up by buying TVIX too high too late last week, but Im brushing it off and sticking to inverse index trades and actually going long on the streaming services on the next big dip.

Win some, lose some, still fucking entertaining either way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:32:52 2020 No.18056237 File: 287 KB, 785x847, 1550296931071.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055471 >3pm purchase Bretty good timing in general.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:32:53 2020 No.18056238 File: 175 KB, 900x900, ETsK9b4VAAA-HOD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18056157 Priced in

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:33:01 2020 No.18056241 File: 1.24 MB, 1180x618, image (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18056146

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:33:05 2020 No.18056244 >>18056176 This is what happened the next trading session after the 1900+ pump And it was only a week ago, how could they forget?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:33:06 2020 No.18056246 File: 44 KB, 560x463, full retard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055493 >until some chink ate a bat And you still believe this narrative, despite being already proven wrong weeks ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:33:09 2020 No.18056249 >>18056230 If they don't need it the gov shouldn't even be offering.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:33:16 2020 No.18056251 >>18056207 >tfw puts on SPY, LYFT, UBER, and EWG pls just one double breaker day so i can have my tendies

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:33:16 2020 No.18056252 >>18056168 >people losing jobs PRICED IN BUY BUY BUY

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:33:22 2020 No.18056254 >>18056230 learn how to use its vs. it's before you start promoting yourself

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:33:26 2020 No.18056255

>>18056111
>socialistos argue we need trillions in free HC money to cover African folks because they consistently have the worst healthcare outcomes for every disease
>HC crisis arises that causes highest mortality in those with Die-a-bee-tus and atherosclerosis
>two leading killers of black folks are heart disease and blood sugar issues

>black people will fair the best

Cope, cope, cope cause its dope.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:33:44 2020 No.18056262
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>>18056082
sorry about the layoff bud.
i replied to you in your other thread- should i stay in school for architecture? i'm 31 and just started. everyone has told me the juice isn't worth the squeeze.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:33:57 2020 No.18056264 >>18056216 Daily. This price action is no signal. Wait and see.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:34:04 2020 No.18056267 >>18056246 >proven wrong

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:34:06 2020 No.18056268
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>>18056135
>xmr
Back to the basement with you, where there is darkness, must, mold, poor air circulation, weeping, and nashing of teeth cryptofag. This is top floor shit. /smg/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:34:12 2020 No.18056271 Thank god I’ve been adding to my longs or my short positions would make me want to kms myself. Grab those KO PEP CL CLX COST MRK LLY while you can!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:34:16 2020 No.18056274 File: 964 KB, 4128x3096, 20200316_195801-min.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18056176 >>18056244 Pic related

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:34:22 2020 No.18056276 OK, so tomorrow is red, all the bears sell out of their positions because today was too freaky for them, thursday morning is green, then unemployment numbers drop and the day ends red. This has been your two day forecast.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:34:29 2020 No.18056279
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>watching stonks for the past 2 months
>made a list
>opens DEGIRO account becouse eurocucks
>wants to buy stock usa-chad stock
>15 minute delay

somebody please shove a wooden beam up my ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:34:41 2020 No.18056283 File: 24 KB, 676x347, 1584648103885.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18056156 I'm gonna stick with it. I think it'll go down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:34:49 2020 No.18056284 File: 408 KB, 663x656, 90922692_4194741587218152_5643317354537418752_n.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18056246 The memes around it are nice. (Not relevant. But there's not much worthy of note at the moment.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:34:52 2020 No.18056286 File: 49 KB, 378x506, 1546178623576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055544 He'll still make bank by the end of the week. >>18056227 Who needs Bloomberg when you have /biz/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:34:54 2020 No.18056287 fuck my puts are down so much there's basically no point in selling them

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:34:59 2020 No.18056289 i cant decide between puts on SQQQ, SPY or XOM

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:35:09 2020 No.18056292

>https://twitter.com/ken_macarthur/status/1242348588933484545
>@10DowningStreet @SadiqKhan @TfL @BBCBreaking @BBCNews @BBCBreakfast still overcrowding at London tube stations this morning while #nhsworkers are trying to get to work. We need ID inspections at the stations This was central line this morning
lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:35:10 2020 No.18056291 File: 12 KB, 258x245, 1583283956042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bvllkeks about to experiencing the JUSTing of a lifetime (literally) tomorrow

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:35:26 2020 No.18056298
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>>18056252
>well over 10k cases a day, soon to be 50k, soon to be 100k, with the hospital system collapsing
BULLISH SIGNAL KILL THE KIDS SO I CAN USE THE LIFE INSURANCE TO BUY MORE
SILLY BALD MAN WITH PROPS ON TV SAID TO BUY

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:35:56 2020 No.18056307 New Bread >>18056258 >>18056258 >>18056258

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:36:05 2020 No.18056311 >>18056276 Make no bets or even any trades until about 0830 Wednesday morning after the Asian financial news comes in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:36:06 2020 No.18056312 Where is Ackman We need him

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:36:12 2020 No.18056314 >>18056292 wow good thing you imported all those niggers, huh?! protip: most NHS staff are cucked as fuck leftoids, and they deserve this redpill and their pain

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:36:32 2020 No.18056321 >>18056291 11 days ago (Friday) the dow rose over 1900 points, bulls were gloating, come monday they got BTFO by a 3000 point drop

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:36:33 2020 No.18056322

>>18056279
Yes Degiro is retarded and DEATH TO THE EU FUCK YOU EUROPE FUCK YOU MERKEL FUCK YOU BRUSSELS CAN I BE AN AMERICAN?

However, if you place an order on Degiro, it gets executed at the market price (unless you use a limit order) which is without delay. Just look up the prices on Yahoo Financials (no delay) and ignore the DeGiro charts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:36:49 2020 No.18056331 >>18056292 >oy m8 you got a loicense to stand in public

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:36:53 2020 No.18056333 File: 18 KB, 466x632, ezgainz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18056145 Ive had PLENTY of days in the sun and haven't been wrong so far. the "priced in" meme needs to go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:37:03 2020 No.18056340 >>18056168 >I don’t think this is bullish for the economy bros. Wall Street >>> Main Street, anon. You and your friends mean nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:37:11 2020 No.18056342 >>18056271 are you grabbing actual shares of KO for the divvies or just loading up on long calls?

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:37:56 2020 No.18056365

>>18056168
>Associating with bartenders and people that fold clothes at Old Navy
Sorry but some of us that actually associate with successful people know nobody that have lost their jobs. If anything life got easier because we can now work from home making the same amount of money

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:38:01 2020 No.18056367 >>18056289 you don't put 'puts' on sqqq if you expect the market to go down anon! sqqq is a triple leveraged inverse of nasdaq, so if the market goes down, sqqq goes up!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:38:12 2020 No.18056370 >>18056287 yeah wehn that happens to me i just hope something happens last minute to pump them a bit before sale. sucks, you gotta get good at dropping them a week or so out

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:38:48 2020 No.18056383

>>18056262
Do you rike it? Are you good at it?
Are you going to do any archviz or purely white lines on blue paper?
It's basically an artform, so if it's a thing you like doing and are good at, do it; if you're doing it for money only then you won't have the motivation to get through it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:39:14 2020 No.18056393 >>18056367 yeah im sorry i meant calls. i cant decide between calls on SQQQ, puts on the rest

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:39:42 2020 No.18056400 >>18056020 lol what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:39:49 2020 No.18056401 >>18056321 I almost feel sorry for them, but in the end, bearchads will make better use of their hard earned cash

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:40:26 2020 No.18056415 >>18056400 Soon enough he will be in jail for insider trading.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:41:29 2020 No.18056438 >>18056333 Lmao good job kiddo now get ready for the big boys

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:41:46 2020 No.18056448
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HE’S NOT DEAD YET!!

PRAISE TONY!!!

>>18056274
Are we getting another disasterous trump conference?

>>18056176
But if this is the beginning of the first two day streak of greens... could be the start of a massive short cover rally

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:42:59 2020 No.18056480 >>18056342 Shares. Buy and hold forever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:43:05 2020 No.18056483 >>18056438 post portfolio pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:43:59 2020 No.18056495 >>18056415 >https://finance.yahoo.com/news/bill-ackman-makes-2-5-181343209.html watching this video turned me fully bullish this shit is rigged as fuck and these kikes are all in on it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:44:32 2020 No.18056503 File: 909 KB, 1276x1126, 1557243910843.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18056292 Caption this image.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:44:41 2020 No.18056508 >>18056383 Archvis is based as fuck. Hilariously Corona is my renderer

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 15:45:10 2020 No.18056525 >>18056284 There has to be a guy somewhere who got the feel that it was his soup which caused all of this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 16:06:24 2020 No.18057012 File: 31 KB, 1300x864, 1584985396351.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18056106 >Only Feb >Not March Everything is fine

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 16:08:16 2020 No.18057057 File: 50 KB, 1920x410, 1920px-Anheuser-Busch_InBev_text_logo.svg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Invest in BEER !

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 16:23:39 2020 No.18057396 File: 207 KB, 498x498, 1556445527073.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055471 >>18056227 Sell when its green, then laugh at the retards who didnt sell!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 16:24:43 2020 No.18057425 >>18057396 this >tfw sold SQQQ at $33, $31, and $28 over the past two weeks

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 16:25:54 2020 No.18057453 File: 37 KB, 860x603, 496-4964447_apu-pepe-png-download-pepe-thinking-png-transparent.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18056279 What fucking retarded "broker" has a 15 minute delay when you can literally Google it for a 1 minute delay???

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 16:43:17 2020 No.18057846 >>18055728 underrated post

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 16:45:16 2020 No.18057897
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>Colleagues all talking about how the market seems to have bottomed out
>'Time to buy the dip!'
>My portfolio has miraculously suddenly recovered much of what has been lost over the past weeks
Yeah I'm thinking bull trap

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 16:45:16 2020 No.18057898 File: 7 KB, 210x243, 1528315237733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18055698 based

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