/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.18052602]

/who/ here ready for the most spectacular, the most TREMENDOUS CRASH the market has ever seen?

it will be historic, buckle in boyos

[Anonymous No.18052643]

may it commence

[Anonymous No.18052707]

>>18052602

[Anonymous No.18052781]

honestly it's gonna be hilarious, all these niggers thinking that was the bottom and we're already in recovery

[Anonymous No.18052833]

>Seeing the normies buy into bulltraps
>Mfw we'll be seeing the entire planet go into pink wojak posting mode once this clusterfuck inevitably tanks.

This year is the most fun I've had for a good while.
I think the election and the salt it produced was the last time things were this entertaining.

[Anonymous No.18052861]

my normie friend sent me this today

85K into french stocks thinking he bought the dip

he is already at -3K

[Anonymous No.18052890]

>>18052861
If hes french and has 80k hes richer than 99% of those fags.

[Anonymous No.18052914]

>>18052890
80K is nothing if you have a job and are in your 30's

France is not Bulgaria

[Anonymous No.18052918]

what are you /biz/ness men going to do? I'm sitting on $7k cash and have no idea how to turn this into something

[Anonymous No.18052926]

>>18052602
Yeah this pump is retarded kek

[Anonymous No.18052966]

>>18052602
Bought $30k SDOW

[Anonymous No.18052977]

>>18052861
just tell him to hold onto it for a few years and he'll make moderate gains

[Anonymous No.18052999]

>>18052977
he bought bitcoin at 12K

[Anonymous No.18053013]

>the cope in this thread
Bearniggers BTFO

[Anonymous No.18053021]

>>18052781
>>18052602
you realise it is always crashing, even now. relative to the usd being pumped in (inflation) the price is shrinking still.

you bears are just learning now that stocks are in USD.

we will see 30k dow before 10k dow, 100% certainty

[Anonymous No.18053023]

>>18052918
Waiting for LINK to drop below $2, then buy

[Anonymous No.18053078]

retard

[Anonymous No.18053085]

>>18053013
Yeah bet you're buying up a ton right now

[Anonymous No.18053109]

>>18053013
give me one reason why stocks should be going up right now besides brrrrrr

[Anonymous No.18053131]

>>18052833
Mashallah, bro

[Anonymous No.18053133]

>>18053109
The Corona panic is subsiding

[Anonymous No.18053132]

>>18053109
Worldwide fiscal stimulus. It's not just brrr it's targeted spending

[Anonymous No.18053145]

>>18052602
COPE

[Anonymous No.18053152]

>>18052602
The most retarded thing is that airline stocks are fucking soaring when flying is banned. I'm sure the travel ban won't show up negatively in the Q1/Q2 incomes.

[Assblaster No.18053155]

>>18052602
Isn't this the QE announcement pump that should've happened yesterday

[Anonymous No.18053219]

>>18053133
That is technically true, but also retarded because the situation is getting continually worse

[Anonymous No.18053230]

make me COOOOOOOOOOM /biz/ may your doomsayers be right this time
i'll be joining the secret police thereafter, good luck on your pathetic civillian life by then

[Anonymous No.18053253]

Crashing this market with no survivors

[Anonymous No.18053260]

>>18052918
buy 3D printer, use it to manufacture toilet paper and/or masks. Make dosh.

[Anonymous No.18053271]

>>18053152
>I'm sure none of the airlines still ship cargo
are you tho anon?

[Anonymous No.18053301]

>>18052602
>Delta and United Airlines in free fall again
When will the fire rise?

[Anonymous No.18053321]

>>18052861
What a brainlet
Well at least he bought food-related stocks, that's probably one of the few stuff who won't crash down to 0.

[Anonymous No.18053357]

>>18053109
They're going up because of Trump trying to restart businesses. Shareholders and all of the other wall street kikes are under the impression that this will signal a return to regular society and are incapable of maintaining the foresight needed to realize that this translates to borderline unmitigated exposure to the carriers and will blossom in a wildfire spread of this virus harsher than they could have ever imagined. It's comical how our president keeps making the correct decision at the incorrect time and makes things worse. Oh well, at least today the hebrews can pat their wallets, content with their hope that the worst has yet to pass.

[Anonymous No.18053391]

>>18053109
retailed decided to buy the dip

[Anonymous No.18053426]

>>18053021
You're right in the long term, but short term the dollar is still deflating. Blue chips, commodities and metals will he the things to hold when we go full Zimbab.

[Anonymous No.18053535]

>>18053357
Pretty much this. We're witnissing the dying throes of post-WWII political structure. This is like the adrenaline rush death takes over.

[Anonymous No.18053603]

>>18053219
should be getting better pretty soon. everywhere just started to really push lockdown

[Anonymous No.18053617]

>>18052918
Put all of it in crypto. It’s such a guaranteed thing. When the economy crashes everyone will switch to using bitcoin. Right guys?

[Anonymous No.18053685]

>>18053603
Lockdown hasn't helped Italy. And South Korea has flare ups every time its tried to cut back the lockdowns. The lockdowns are useless if people get the all clear too early

[Anonymous No.18053696]

>>18053617
Yeah people are gonna turn on their computers and trade virtual money for food.

[Anonymous No.18053698]

>>18052602
I have some puts that aren't looking to hot right now.

[Anonymous No.18053738]

>>18052918
Drop 1k into SQQQ, SPXU, SDOW

[Anonymous No.18053746]

>>18053698
Kek I've got almost the same UBER put

[Anonymous No.18053756]

>>18052861
your friend spent over 80 000€ on already declining stock

[Anonymous No.18053780]

It's already a historic crash. Like go ahead and short when it's already dropped record amounts though lol. Jesus, can you normies go climb back into whatever cam girl site you came from in the first place. Holy fuck I haven't had a good conversation in months because of all you niggers.

[Anonymous No.18053801]

>>18053021
The USD is going up in value because there is a demand side to its valuation, not just the brrrrr side

[Anonymous No.18053807]

>>18053696
yes thats exactly whats happening right now. one might coin you as a retard, but to me, you're a genius. you highhandedly figured out that 98% of payments are digitized. and by that means, digital = computerized = your fucking debit card is linked to the internet faggot. surely, of 98%, there will be a large amount of those purchases being food, right? or is this one of those arguments to say my digital numbers represent better digital numbers than yours. does your employer pay you in cash every two weeks too? get the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.18053830]

>>18053685
>South Korea has flare ups every time its tried to cut back the lockdowns
This is ideal. The only long term solution is for everyone to get infected and naturally become immune. With good hospital care, the death rate is as low as 1% and it's almost all 80+ year olds dying. With poor or no medical care, the rate is as high as 8%. The goal is for everyone to get infected while not outstripping the medical system's capacity. South Korea is doing an excellent job.

[Anonymous No.18053864]

>>18053698
Patience anon. They're just pumping it now so they can make more money on thursday when long liquidaton will cause a chain reaction.

[Anonymous No.18053877]

Just bought 30 shares SDOW this shit fake yo

[Anonymous No.18053890]

>>18052918
take your money and set it on fire. you dont deserve it if youre asking this site

[Anonymous No.18053892]

>>18053021
Sorry anon, but i'm a brainlet.
>printing dollars: inflation, check
>dollar becomes less valuable, stonks will also rise as consequence, check

Shouldn't it be going up only?
When is the breaking point?

[Anonymous No.18053895]

>>18053357
This, except its the opposite, its a fake pump for (((them))) to unload bags/buy shorts before the next dump

[Anonymous No.18053911]

>>18053685
i was referring to NA, where the situation impacts the market the most. i feel like in a month or so i'll be comfortable buying in

[Anonymous No.18054025]

>>18053830
I appreciate the civil discourse surrounding this, but I just want to point out that all of the situations in the infographic pushes number of beds occupied over the surge critical care capacity. Death rates will soar once capacity is reached due to supply shortage and healthcare worker burnout, not to mention the amount of people requiring critical care that will be turned away. In addition to this, at best the immune systems develop antibodies to a coronavirus for 6 months, at worst, the fact is there are multiple strains of this virus and you can be infected by all of them at once, with reinfection being possible and documented.

[Anonymous No.18054072]

Trump was right this shit really was a hoax, only people dying are 80 year old grannys on life support

[Anonymous No.18054134]

>>18053746
Lol did you buy it last week too?

>>18053864
Yeah I'm being patient. It's a nearly 50% loss at this point but I have until mid April. Am considering buying another put idk on what.

[Anonymous No.18054235]

So this is a real time dead cat bounce?

[Anonymous No.18054246]

>>18054025
That's true, but pretty soon normal hospitals and equipment won't be what we're using. Large medical camps using extremely cheaply manufactured equipment are going to be needed. Barely trained volunteers who have already been infected and recovered are going to be necessary. This shit is going to be wild.

>>18054072
He should be concerned that 10% of his voters are going to be dead by election time.

>>18054235
Yep. First day in the markets, son?

[Anonymous No.18054265]

>>18054134
Yeah, pump was pretty ridiculous, just based on CEO saying "everything will be okay" in light of their ridership being down 70%. I have a feeling the people that bought into that are less informed and will become uneasy through all this volatility and sell off again. I think institutional investors might take this opportunity to sell off at a reduced loss as well. Or I'm wrong and it goes to $40 and I'm a dumb ass

[Anonymous No.18054268]

>>18052914
I promise you 80k isn't nothing in France for average 30 years old

t.french

[Anonymous No.18054321]

>>18054246
First time actually following the prices since I entered the crypto markets in 2016 with TRUMPCOIN which unironically made me rich one day but I didn't cash out because I'm a fomoing, buy high sell low bigbrain trader by I'm still significantly high in the green from my initial. But because I injected money throughout de years, I may be in the red right now but I'm not sure. This time around I know what I'm doing (I think I do) so we'll see how it goes.

[Anonymous No.18054364]

>>18052602
OH GOD
I- I'M GONNA
IM GONNAA
PROFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Anonymous No.18054407]

>>18054321
protip: 90% of all these TA terms like dead cat bounce are identified in hindsight. and that is not to discredit TA, it's simply stating a fact. you don't know if a rally is a dead cat bounce or a true recovery until afterwards.
dont trust people proclaiming to be psychis. dont trust someone telling you there's a dead cat bounce "in real time" unless that is backed up by tangible, specific reasons aka not just "dude look at that formation"

[Anonymous No.18054458]

>>18053807
He's right and you're a bitlet if you can't see the difference beyond being "digitized".

[Anonymous No.18054504]

>>18052999
Kek

[Anonymous No.18054528]

>>18054407

By definition, there is such a thing as selling and buying pressure and support/resistance. After a meteoric drop like 30%, in such a short period, there are so goddamn many people on the short/put side of the market and no one selling that it has to, by nature of physics, bounce, and usually for a sustained short period of time as shorts get squeezed and bulls get sucked in.

[Anonymous No.18054591]

how are people so dumb? why do they keep falling for the same bull trap over and over again?

Investors are fucking retards, they deserve to lose everything. It's entirely pent up emotion, the moment there's anything in the news that they think is a good sign they go on a spending spree. The moment there's bad news they sell like it's the end of the world. Over and over again the cycle repeats, but it's different now. The virus is going no where, we're not going to all get back to work in a week, it's going to last months, and there's NO CURE. There's no ability to prevent this from spreading except to keep everyone indoors and anyone that gets sick gets hospitalized / completely isolated until they're healthy again and tested negative 3+ times to be safe, and all of their house is sanitized. That's the solution, or else it will spread again as soon as any lockdown / quarantine ends and more people will die.

People are so fucking dumb, they think a stimulus bill is going to end this? They think bailing out failing industries that deserve to fail is a good thing? The Airline industry is corrupt and deserves to fail. The cruise ship industry is corrupt and deserves to fail. The only people that deserve a bailout are average Americans.
Anyway, long rant but it's hilarious how obvious this bull trap is again.

[Anonymous No.18054675]

>>18054072
Problem isn’t lethality, the virus colapses hospitals and silent infected people spread that shit x10. Shit is gonna hit the fan

[Anonymous No.18054739]

>>18054591
People are just meming dumbass. No one thinks this is the bottom aside from a few newfriends

[Anonymous No.18054757]

>>18052890

>Muh Europoor meme

You realize France has one of the largest economies in the world with like 1/5th the population of the US right?

[Anonymous No.18054784]

>>18054591
A grade fucking based.
This rally will falter

[Anonymous No.18054794]

>>18054757
one of the largest 10 lol no one cares past top 5

[Anonymous No.18054817]

>>18054739
Based

[Anonymous No.18054821]

>>18054757
France is the laughing stock of both fellow Europeans and the rest of the world

[Anonymous No.18054848]

>>18052602
nope, volatility is plummeting. sorry hapooner, it's been cancelled.

[Anonymous No.18054857]

>>18054591
The virus isn't a big deal. It's being used as an excuse for the coming collapse of this century long Ponzi scheme

[Anonymous No.18054881]

>>18054591
my boomer boss keeps telling me to invest and use my saved up 50k right now before it goes up. What should i do /biz/ ? should i really wait for the collapse or buy some BTC or gold/silver?

[Anonymous No.18054885]

>>18052914
german here. 80k€ is a fuckton of money if you're in your 30s. we also always make fun of you and tell everyone you are gay.

[Anonymous No.18054931]

>>18053895
someone gets it

[Anonymous No.18054946]

>>18054857
Not a big deal? This is a pandemic on a global scale and we're only at the beginning. 20k people are dead so far, for comparison, SARs was contained and only killed ~750 people. H1N1 killed hundreds of thousands, but it was way less lethal and most people contracted the disease including myself and my family and we only ever had mild symptoms of H1N1, and a vaccine for it was available pretty quickly. It's thought that 90% of the global population contracted H1N1.

Imagine what would happen if 90% of the population contracted Covid-19, it would cause millions of deaths globally and completely overwhelm our capacity to stop the spread, that's why we have gone through unprecedented measures this time unlike H1N1 that has completely shut down the economy.

There's no way to stop this either, as long as it can spread, it will keep infecting people and we won't be able to return to normal life. Eventually, we're all just going to have to learn to live like this for months on end, everyone will need to social distance for months, everyone will need to start wearing latex gloves and disposing them after use, wearing masks, etc.

[Anonymous No.18054979]

>>18052926
Yeah man. That shit is gonna coom I mean moon

[Anonymous No.18054993]

>>18054857
yes its like the so-called "business cycle" scam, but with the cover of the virus they're able to amplify the shit out of it

[Anonymous No.18054994]

>>18054881
There are some stocks you could buy, I'm not saying you shouldn't buy anything at all, just don't buy in all at once. Invest in a few shares in stable companies that won't be gone because of this virus, meaning not shit like airline stocks, or hospitality stocks, or oil stocks, etc. Invest in the tech sector, probably AMD, Nvidia are good choices, companies that aren't going anywhere and will rebound once this is all over and manufacturing picks up in east Asia again. But buy incrementally, because we're nowhere near the bottom.

[Anonymous No.18055011]

>>18054265
Lol thats the reason i did it to along with lockdowns they arent making any money.

[Anonymous No.18055017]

>>18052602
What don't you bears understand? This is unlike other natural disasters. None of our infrastructure has been destroyed from this and our workforce barely took a noticable hit. Once the spread is contained its back to business as usual.

[Anonymous No.18055039]

>>18054946
>he believes the msm

[Anonymous No.18055062]

>>18052861
why would you invest in food industry when there soon will be less people to sell fucking food to?
if he's thinking people are buying more food now, well that shit is over everybody's house is fucking full and they'll be buying a lot LESS in the future because they need to get through their stash first

[Anonymous No.18055080]

>>18052999
Not funny ;_;

t.
Holder for 1-2 years now

[Anonymous No.18055081]

>>18055039
>msm
No, I believe the scientists and doctors that are tracking and studying this pandemic you fucktard. I believe my father who works at a hospital and is dealing with Covid-19 patients right now.

[Anonymous No.18055096]

>>18055081
Anon, don’t you know some pandemic experts are JEWISH?

[Anonymous No.18055106]

>>18054994
people keep saying this isnt the bottom but is that true? i was thinking 17K was the bottom but it never did hit since the fed keeps adding more money to stabilize it.

[Anonymous No.18055122]

>>18054946
It’s not a matter of if but when

[Anonymous No.18055150]

>>18052602

[Anonymous No.18055154]

>>18055106
It will only bottom out when there's no more bad news. Once the death rate in the US peaks and starts declining, it would be the bottom as far as I'm concerned. That could be weeks, even months away at the rate it's still spreading despite stay at home orders in many states.

The simple fact is too many people are not taking this seriously at all, and it's aiding the spread. Where I live, just last week people were out partying in the streets like nothing was happening. Now a bunch of those people are probably sick and have been spreading it around even more.

[Anonymous No.18055158]

>>18055039
MSM played this down as nothingburger through Feb and still conceals the truth about the virus

[Anonymous No.18055172]

>>18053780
what index funds are you in

[Anonymous No.18055182]

>>18053895
newfag

[Anonymous No.18055187]

>>18055158
True. Coronavirus wasn't even a story in the US until early March, even while thousands were dying in Asia and it was spreading all over the world no one really paid any attention to it. That's the probably with our mentality in the west, we have horse blinders on and don't understand the significance of something until it's right in our faces.

[Anonymous No.18055188]

>>18053109
America will be open again before Easter. Trump is an idiot but whatever he asks for he usually gets.

[Anonymous No.18055273]

>>18054946
>Imagine what would happen if 90% of the population contracted Covid-19
he still thinks that there's still time to stop it

[Anonymous No.18055297]

>>18052602
Don't worry, everything will be fire

GET BACK TO WORK WAGIE!

[Anonymous No.18055324]

>>18055273
honestly, if this has been going around since November, which is possible, I imagine a large portion of the population has already gotten it, mistaken it for another illness earlier in the year. All it would have taken is a person travelling out of Wuhan in late november / early december carrying it for it to spread. Had everyone been testing for this back in late december / early January we probably could have contained it.

[Anonymous No.18055342]

>>18055106
The fed is just pumping to:
A. Buy the bags out for the inner sanctum of big dicks who didn't get the insider trading memo soon enough.
B. Keep people from 10,000% panicking as we hit triple circuit breaker three days a week until the DOW is at 10k.

The market is a fucking scam, but just like stupid shitcoins you can still make a profit if you're smart about it.

[Anonymous No.18055357]

>>18052602
i know this chart is DJI but 1800 SQQQ stack reporting in

[Anonymous No.18055359]

>>18055297
yes goy approve our bill now those gigantic corps need another bailout goy! brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.18055364]

>>18052861
>investing in french companies
lmao theyre literally the laziest people in europe and spend half of the year striking ahahah this is too much

[Anonymous No.18055429]

>>18053021
Yea but what if I eat another bat you dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.18055644]

>>18052861
>buying french stocks
literally lesson one in euro pm is do not touch french stocks (except for companies that have no affiliation with the french state whatsoever which are like a handful at best on caca40)

[Anonymous No.18055722]

>>18054946

What will happen faggot:

>It cant be stopped. people will get desensitized to it. The economy cant be put on hold for a year or even close to that, so things will go back to normal despite this. Lots of boomers will die, but due to desensitized people, they become a statistic.
>boomers who are worried self isolate long term with support form the government.
>more people catch, it, get the real mild thing and become immune (most people) and cant spread it anymore
>world carries on as normal
>you are left confused not realising you got fooled and also are too stupid to realise the way the world actually is compared to how you want it to react.

Trust me. the governments will put up a good fight and show till people get desensitized and the economy just can and will not be on hold for that long.

If you really think this is going to crash significantly more you are ignorant too anda re now part of the MAJORITY EMOTIONAL OPINION that it will keep going down. Remember, 4chan doesn't represent normies that much. you have the current normie view.

[Anonymous No.18055744]

>>18055158
>>18055187
no stop that's anti white n sheeeeit
da chinks hid this shit until MARCH. fuckin kike

[Anonymous No.18055784]

>>18053892

Stop thinking of USD as the base currency. It's just another currency.

If BTC pumps, why does that mean BTC is performing well? It can often just mean that the USD is performing shit so you now get LESS BTC for you dollars. BTC didn't do anything.

Same for stonks. they inflated usd with trillions printed, which devalued USD, so stonks have to go up against USD because you get less stonks for your USD now due to lots more USD in circulation devaluing 1 USDs worth.

[Anonymous No.18055847]

>>18055722
We don't even know if we develop antibodies to protect us against future infection yet.

[Anonymous No.18055929]

>>18054946

>millions will die globally

Oh no, a couple million dead sick 70-80 year olds who had a 5% chance of dying in the next year any way.

>b-b-but 20% of cases require hospitalization

No, 20% of confirmed cases require hospitalization. Those confirmed cases are already people who are very sick from this as they are the only ones getting tested in most countries. We have no clue how many actual cases there are of people who caught this and never got tested. Conservative estimates are 10x the amount of tested cases but even that is probably low. That'd mean 2% of cases require hospitalization.

[Anonymous No.18055970]

>>18055847

and this is the prevailing mindset meaning ITS PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.18056425]

>>18053253
Hey /tv/

[Anonymous No.18056994]

JUST

[Anonymous No.18057109]

>>18052602
QE infinity and we're at 30k by end of March. Screencap this. I'll be back at 31st of March and laugh at everyone. Trump will gloat and be smug how market has never been better, Corona will be forgotten.

[Anonymous No.18057152]

>>18053738
where can i do this as a euro?
maybe before tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18057157]

>>18052602
haha line goes up

haha number gets bigger

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.18057475]

Bought $LVS puts at 46/USD today and I'm already up 30%. This piece of shit is going to lose a big chunk of its gains from the last five days at market open tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18057516]

>>18057152
also euro fag. I transferred £10000 cash into vanguard stocks and shares ISA. Dont know what global markets it will let me buy into. Waiting for money to clear then I wanna get spending on US listed companies and DOW

[Anonymous No.18057524]

>>18052861
dairy company, kek

[Anonymous No.18057611]

>>18052602
I bought the dip! I bought the dip! Now just watch and wait...

[Anonymous No.18057675]

Imagine thinking the virus is anything more than a cover for the fed

[Anonymous No.18057752]

>>18052918
it'll be as good as toilet paper in a few weeks

[Anonymous No.18057907]

pandemicfags are seething their happening turned into a nothingburger. what do you want us to do/? stay in isolation forever? trump is based and we are going to go outside again and get sick for a while. so what. its de-risked due to new (old) treatment that was discovered. this is the true reason why the happening is now over. le pill boi means you can get a script and go home. muh surge capacity is no longer relevant

[Anonymous No.18058029]

>>18053219
Boomers are economically useless anyway. Culling the chaff is good for the economy.

[Anonymous No.18058244]

>>18057907
I really need to know if you "people" are honestly this stupid or if it's just a meme. Because holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.18058252]

>>18057907
nice cope, I'll screencap this

[Anonymous No.18058271]

>>18058029
I'm fine with this

[Anonymous No.18058424]

>>18053230
i'm deep in sqqq and sdow cause of /biz/

[Anonymous No.18058469]

>>18055154
Agreed. Even if the country is opened up, people still fear the virus. As long as that fear exists it will have a tangible effect on them and the markets

[Anonymous No.18058544]

>>18052861
why in a single stock?? Whyy???

[Anonymous No.18058719]

Biz sees the bulltrap. Trading crypto for years has made this almost too easy to spot. Normies going to get absolutely fucking rekt either Friday or next Monday.

[Anonymous No.18058729]

>>18053021
Theres a disconect there.

We all are getting poorer - check
Stock market going up - check
Value of dollor going down - negative
Prices of goods going up - negative

You cant have inflation while the dollar devalues.

That would just mean two seperate economies

[Anonymous No.18058779]

>>18058729
inflation isn't instant, it takes a year to set in

[Anonymous No.18058923]

>>18055359
i don't understand what happens to our shorts if there is a big bailout again??

[Anonymous No.18058976]

>>18058923
>bailout
I think the stock goes to 0 as they issue new stocks. All the old stock becomes worthless.

[Anonymous No.18059054]

>>18058779
Nah he was saying thats what has been happening.

And you missed the point. There are two seperate economies. And one is sucking all the value from the other but they dont intermix.

Eventually the consumers power will have been sucked dry (already had been) enjoy your 100,000 pos truck on a 10 year lease and you 1,000,000 shobox apartment

[Anonymous No.18059055]

>>18057516
Why are you talking about buying now in this thread where people make fun of normies falling for the bulltrap

[Anonymous No.18059064]

>>18058976
ty. how long do u think this pump is going to shoot us up. i got some limits holders if it drops below 20.

[Anonymous No.18059075]

Yep.
Trump is going open the country too soon which will cause massive second wave of over two million cases.
When the second wave hits the REAL panic and Boogaloo will occur followed by market suicide.

You will live to see the federal reserve shut the banks.

[Anonymous No.18059089]

>>18052602
Buy MTCH calls.

[Anonymous No.18059151]

>>18053109
China starting to remove Lockdown. But the market is irrational anyway so why look for reasons behind it, the numbers are enough

[Anonymous No.18059698]

>>18052914
>>18054885
This is true
French men appear really gay to us because French is just a faggoty language, they write it different then they speak and its so feminine
Also the French dont shower
>80k is alot of money for young people, housing prices are complete batshit due to overregulation, boomers and immigration tho, young people are generally just fucking poor
Also the French dont shower, except for their butts

[Anonymous No.18059733]

>>18052602


how much lower will sqqq go in the next couple days? what's the longest you would hold it for?

[Anonymous No.18059742]

>>18055722
For 80% of non-hospital cases:
>20% non-hospital cases asymptomatic.
>~40% non-hospital cases fever and cough
>~20% non-hospital cases requiring bed rest for week or more.
For hospital cases (20%)
>15%severe hospital cases in hospital for one to three weeks
>5% critical hospital cases in hospital for many weeks

A naive mapping of hospitalized cases and individuals so sick they need bed rest results in each "wave" of infections knocking out about 40% of people in that wave.

When you combine this with exponential growth and get waves of infection of 10 million, 20 million, 40 million, you get periods where literally tens of millions of Americans are either hospitalized or too sick to go to work. They stay this way for a week or more.

This is a baked in physical disruption of the work force that even hiring brave Kamakazi workers does not solve.

[Anonymous No.18060538]

>>18052861
Is the French dinero the world's reserve currency? Didn't think so, bucko!

[Anonymous No.18060659]

>>18054857
Virus is a complete joke. Just excuse to allow the fed to indebt the public to them for trillions. Default and/or socialism is the future for the US now.

[Anonymous No.18060675]

it's kind of pathetic that the entire world economy is at the whim of a bunch of short sighted traders sucking on donald's nipples and drinking every last drop of his delicious titty milk.
every time that these retards suck out another driplet, billions are spent to stop the world economy from collapsing.
sad.

[Anonymous No.18060780]

This last bounce coinciding with Fed's"unlimited measures" announcement already wiped me out. Ah well, I'll just sit back and spectate

[Anonymous No.18060828]

>>18055929
https://www.wsj.com/articles/how-south-korea-solved-its-acute-hospital-bed-shortage-11584874801

Korea has tested almost everyone.
The doctor in this article cites a 1 in 10 hospitalization rate, 10%.

So increased testing may drop down hospitalization rates below 20%, but probably won't get them into the single digits.

[Anonymous No.18060832]

>>18060659
>Virus is a complete joke
The way the virus was handled is a complete joke*

[Anonymous No.18060870]

>>18060659
How many millions of people would have to be in on this plot?
Every country in the world agreed to do this at the same time?
How the fuck does that work?

[Anonymous No.18060891]

>>18060832
market wouldnt have even tanked if they took it seriously back in january, even the OPTICS of taking it seriously would've helped the fragile sensitive market

[Anonymous No.18060903]

>>18060828
Korea has tested like 300k lol fuck off

[Anonymous No.18060991]

>>18054946
>hes worried about a little flu that knocks out 8% of seniors with 2 or more critical health issues.

[Anonymous No.18061007]

>>18052861
He's fucked nigga

[Anonymous No.18061133]

>>18053109
>China is now at the back end of this and restarting.
>Italy's new cases are now falling other European countries are behind but will follow same pattern
>Fiscal stimulus everywhere. Europe paying peoples wages securing income and jobs. US to follow
>Work proceeding on vaccine
>work proceeding on antibody test to show if you've already had COVID. If tests show millions have already had it it becomes no worse than flu or at least those that had had it can return to normal
>Loss of earnings already priced in to most stocks
>Lots of pent up demand

There's plenty of reasons to be bullish

[Anonymous No.18061265]

>>18055188
I do not doubt this, but with the WHO warning that the US might be the next covid 19 epicenter I do believe that the amount of dead and sick will make Trump close everything down again. I do not think you guys understand the shitstorm that is coming. Forget the 80s stock crash, were talking 1920s here.

https://www.medpagetoday.com/infectiousdisease/covid19/85462

"The American Hospital Association (AHA) has reportedly predicted that if the COVID-19 virus continues to spread as projected, 4.8 million patients would need hospitalization, 1.9 million COVID-19 patients would require admission to ICUs and 960,000 would require mechanical ventilation.

Unfortunately, according to the SCCM, that's about five patients for each ventilator that could be put into service. And that's not even the worst-case scenario: recent projections from the CDC, reported by the New York Times, indicate that COVID-19 hospitalizations in the U.S. could go as high as 21 million."

5 patients pr ventilator, and we are not even talking worst case scenario.

No way how they put it, we are short on mechanical ventilators world wide. This is going to have catastrophic results on our personal lives in some way or another.

-Medbro in Europe

[Anonymous No.18062269]

>>18053021
/biz/ is always wrong.