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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:35:43 2020 No.18052069 [Reply] [Original]

DOW 20000 EDITION, FUCK THE BOBOS

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Prior thread: >>18051189

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:36:31 2020 No.18052094 Buy SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:36:41 2020 No.18052102 i hope im right but i decided to buy right now as its just going up and up and i dont want to miss the bottom

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:36:43 2020 No.18052104 first for bobos

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:37:18 2020 No.18052116 No customers No payroll No trade No inventory No travel This is all priced in BUY BUY BUY

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:37:19 2020 No.18052117 >>18052069 Is the decline over?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:37:32 2020 No.18052120 Remind me again why the fuck the proposed ban on stock buybacks is only temporary? Shouldn't that shit be permanent?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:37:43 2020 No.18052124 >>18052094 SDOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:37:47 2020 No.18052128 File: 61 KB, 500x500, 2726CD2D-A09E-43F1-8654-A41EDD54C252.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >flatten the curve! >practice social distancing!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:37:52 2020 No.18052130 File: 106 KB, 1190x1210, 1565630333611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] stonks literally only go up stupid dumb bobo scum

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:37:55 2020 No.18052133 File: 689 KB, 350x272, 1345478545045.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >10% stock surge >30% unemployment >50,000 corona cases

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:37:57 2020 No.18052137
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>>18052104
>trumpbux bill not getting passed
>IV on puts going up
>estimated 30% unemployment statement thursday
>usual tuesday morning greenies

im fucking holding. it's just money.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:37:59 2020 No.18052139 File: 304 KB, 770x775, 68C09EF6-24BA-4F3D-AD47-D5854756B1E1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We're rooting for Pelosi right? I hope this stimulus bill passes after unemployment numbers so SDOW prints

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:38:10 2020 No.18052143 File: 16 KB, 509x445, sdow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] if youre not buying this shit youre gonna kick yourself guys

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:38:13 2020 No.18052144 File: 17 KB, 600x364, Apu call.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just bought $100 worth of MRNA, someone ensure me this shit will skyrocket.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:38:18 2020 No.18052146 File: 277 KB, 1080x2340, Screenshot_20200324-123431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Closed everything bros

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:38:19 2020 No.18052147 how long before it starts going down again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:38:22 2020 No.18052148 30k dow soon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:38:27 2020 No.18052149 How many days until the bullcuck luck runs out? 2? 3? This can't keep up forever

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:38:36 2020 No.18052152 >>18052117 >>18052116

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:38:52 2020 No.18052156 File: 151 KB, 538x455, IkjX1FE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:38:56 2020 No.18052160 >>18052124 SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:38:56 2020 No.18052162 I have $20,000 saved up anons. Should I invest it or save up more and buy a house in six months when the real estate market drops off? (Live in low cost of living area.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:39:02 2020 No.18052166 File: 2.62 MB, 2000x2000, xytttyxx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh fuck im hella green

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:39:03 2020 No.18052167 >>18052102 the bottom is 2 months out at least.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:39:08 2020 No.18052170 >>18052143 bagholders last cries

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:39:10 2020 No.18052171 File: 1.17 MB, 1292x900, 1585066615026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052069 Oh no no no no

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:39:17 2020 No.18052175 >>18052117 Probably not, once people don't start going back to work next, we'll probably see another decline. Governors are in charge of the state lockdowns and stay at home orders, not Trump.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:39:38 2020 No.18052184 File: 11 KB, 230x328, 1565466515756.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ES shorts from 2438-2441 Watch me faggots

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:39:39 2020 No.18052185
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>>18052069

A couple FACTS for the bears still coping in this thread:

Over 50% of the dead in Italy had over 3 simultaneous disease
Italy is marking all deaths with those tested positive for the Holocough as deaths due to COVID19. If they get a heart attack and die but had COVID 19 positive PCR, that's considered a rona death
>SOURCE: https://www.covidgraph.com/p/coronavirus.html#comorbidities

Italy is flattening. It's second derivative is negative as of the last few days
>SOURCE: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_coronavirus_pandemic_in_Italy

Nobel laureate who nailed China trajectory says recovery will be quicker than anticipated
>SOURCE: https://news.yahoo.com/why-nobel-laureate-predicts-quicker-210318391.html

CFR is liekly sub 1%. Inflated by Italian comorbidity procedure for classifying cause of death and the fact that many haven't been tested yet.
>SOURCE: https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022434v2

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:39:43 2020 No.18052186 >>18052069 Dead bat Stupid cunt

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:39:46 2020 No.18052189 >>18052137 >holding you should be liquidating gains and buying SDOW and SRTY

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:39:51 2020 No.18052192 >>18052147 it is down, they've printed way more usd than the market increased. whilst they keep printing usd prices will go up

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:39:55 2020 No.18052193 >>18052162 the real estate market drop is completely theoretical at this point, why not invest for 6 months and have 40,000?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:40:05 2020 No.18052199 >>18052160 >>18052124 Por que los no dos?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:40:12 2020 No.18052202 >>18052133 Just like the last times 3 times this happened, all gains will be erased in a -2000+ day tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:40:13 2020 No.18052203 Y'all are fools. They will announce 10,000 deaths by the end of the month, and this will evaporate. If it didn't already evaporate by the end of today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:40:15 2020 No.18052204 File: 460 KB, 540x378, 1519682193999.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Bogdanoff, they bought back in >Gud, now doomp et again

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:40:22 2020 No.18052206
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>Just bought 25 more shares of SQQQ at 23.00
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I am so fucked if this shit doesn't go straight down tomorrow or Thursday. So fucked. Bleeding money but I keep buying more like a god damned gacha addict.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:40:29 2020 No.18052208 >>18052185 >>SOURCE: https://en.wikipedia.org oh nonono

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:40:33 2020 No.18052210 >New York needs 140k hospital beds >1 in 6 sent to the hospital >beds are reusable

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:40:33 2020 No.18052211 >>18052156 Fuck of commie

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:40:44 2020 No.18052213 I have never felt so fucking relieved to see green. I really hope this wild ride is almost over, I can't take this volatility, I don't know how cryptozoomers do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:40:47 2020 No.18052214 >>18052202 I'm betting like 50% of my portfolio on that

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:40:58 2020 No.18052219 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:41:18 2020 No.18052225 >Falling for another bulltrap I'm waiting two more weeks then buying. Markets don't go straight down. Nothing has changed from yesterday except even more cities are on lockdown, including mine as of 6 PM last night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:41:19 2020 No.18052226 File: 21 KB, 240x240, 1562027191510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052171

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:41:25 2020 No.18052228

>Olympics Postponed
>UK and Canada Lockdowna
>unemployment numbers skyrocketing
>hospitals slowly running out of supplies
>still no peak in cases in Italy and US
>Housing situation is fucked for Air B&B and some renters
>Green Market

Yeah load up on Puts, there’s at least one more dump coming before the bottom

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:41:30 2020 No.18052231 File: 419 KB, 600x580, Dying pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052171 >basically pretty much a cure Amazing, genepool that chlorinates itself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:41:33 2020 No.18052232 R*ddit is absolutely SEETHING at this bounce. >NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST GO BACK TO WORK THE FED CANT CURE COVID19 IT ISNT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:41:36 2020 No.18052235

Peabrain bobo's dont understand everything has been priced in.
Everything that has happened and everything that will happen has already been foretold for weeks.
Its priced in bobonigger deal with it, if /pol/ could figure this out in January what makes you think the thinktanks of wallstreet cant figure it out.
Dibshit bears, high off of ur 2 months of gains, it doesn't last forever, you got ur gains, cashout and stock up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:41:36 2020 No.18052236 File: 634 KB, 1060x1035, 1584383002601.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >back to work wagie wagie. shekelberk wants to earn money

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:41:37 2020 No.18052237 What the fuck I thought the first hit was supposed to be free? Everyone always wins big on their first play why the fuck am I the one to get cucked. I hate capitalism.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:41:39 2020 No.18052238 >New York needs 140k hospital beds >1 in 6 sent to the hospital die >beds are reusable

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:41:57 2020 No.18052249 >>18052189 not SQQQ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:42:02 2020 No.18052251 https://twitter.com/NBCNewYork/status/1242413386354302977 New York changed testing strategy, only hospitalized patients will be tested, will probably reduce reported number of cases

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:42:13 2020 No.18052254 File: 229 KB, 1222x1080, 1581886470950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052094 lmao no >>18052117 Almost, the markets are already normalizing. We've hit the bottom though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:42:16 2020 No.18052256 >>18052171 Based Trump killing off retards

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:42:26 2020 No.18052258 bros im crying is big line going down ever again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:42:26 2020 No.18052259 >>18052213 We do it with emotional neutrality caused by post traumatic stress from being raped to orgasm dozens of times in the course of a month.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:42:28 2020 No.18052260 >>18052204 Fuck I love those memes in a fucked up way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRXdxiot5JM

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:42:33 2020 No.18052261 >>18052185 Here we see the bull attempting to cope in its natural habitat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:42:55 2020 No.18052269 File: 291 KB, 800x778, 1584568134666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052116 i just dont understand this

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:43:15 2020 No.18052275 Am I watching a rerun or are they still talking about how the dems aren't approving shit because they only want theirs? Just sign and approve the trump bucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:43:18 2020 No.18052278 File: 11 KB, 239x211, 1582403547613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052192 all the smart people in another thread said thats fine, the dollar wont be devalued because its never circulated

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:43:24 2020 No.18052280 >>18052228 I really think 180-210 SPY is the magic number we need to get to before this is over

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:43:41 2020 No.18052285 >>18052133 Is that the current unemployment number?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:43:51 2020 No.18052288 >>18052185 Corona causes kidney damage and heart failure you fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:43:51 2020 No.18052289 File: 546 KB, 1280x720, 1567975042405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052069 >First link in pasta is fucking CNBC Is this what /smg/ is now? Fucking really? Go neck yourselves you dumbfuck sheep

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:43:56 2020 No.18052292 >>18052128 I'm gonna laugh my ass off when burgers go back to work and the virus completely wrecks the USA just for (((them))) >just die for the economy goy They run everything and now are asking you to die for them Haha

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:43:59 2020 No.18052296 >>18052185 >had over 3 simultaneous disease So the majority of Americans?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:44:03 2020 No.18052297 File: 3.18 MB, 2446x2093, 20200324_124231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT IS AN OVERSOLD MARKET WHAT IS BAD NEWS ALREADY PRICED IN WHAT IS THE ETERNAL GOLDEN BULL REPLY WITH "BASED BULL" AND BE BLESSED WITH MAD GAINS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:44:11 2020 No.18052298 >>18052251 Yep. There's no real effort on the federal level to meet any sort of demand on tests because more tests means more reported cases means a certain group of people look bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:44:22 2020 No.18052301 dave and busters is up 65% today, this market is going to fucking crater

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:44:27 2020 No.18052303 >>18052275 everything the republicans have said is insanely bad faith or objectively wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:44:41 2020 No.18052305 And here comes the hammer

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:44:43 2020 No.18052306 >>18052238 >running out of beds Why not just turn a stadium into a makeshift hospital? Sports are all cancelled anyway. Beds should not be a problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:44:44 2020 No.18052307 File: 19 KB, 742x522, insurance.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052213 You have insurance in uncertain times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:44:49 2020 No.18052311 >>18052275 they're trying to force in their green new deal policies and voting for illegals. i'd gladly give up my trumpbux for that shit to not pass

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:44:56 2020 No.18052313 BASED BRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:45:02 2020 No.18052315 >>18052297 BASED BEAR

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:45:08 2020 No.18052317 >>18052185 who cares? production halted, job losses, service industry is fucked

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:45:22 2020 No.18052322 >>18052235 How’s the unemplyment number priced in anon? What is it since apparently everyone knows? Oh wait you’re Larping again

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:45:27 2020 No.18052325 MRNA shill please tell my why you believe this stock is underpriced

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:45:31 2020 No.18052326 >>18052210 i dont really believe that besides no point in that if proper staff and facilities don't exist. it's just putting a shitload of people in a worse position

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:45:40 2020 No.18052327 >SQQQ hit $22 I guess buying in at 24 isn't the worst thing I could've done... r-right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:45:42 2020 No.18052328 >>18052235 if it was priced in to begin with why did it go down at all, genius?

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:45:47 2020 No.18052331

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:45:51 2020 No.18052332 >India 3 weeks of lockdown what are the implications for the world economy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:46:13 2020 No.18052337 File: 571 KB, 1120x1080, 1584563341072.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052206 >selling into the rising knife

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:46:19 2020 No.18052339 It will fall 16.5% tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:46:21 2020 No.18052343 >>18052332 world street shitting prevalence goes down to zero

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:46:23 2020 No.18052344 >>18052117 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:46:33 2020 No.18052346 >>18052269 It's all about buying time, and allowing the big banks to position themselves accordingly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:46:35 2020 No.18052347 >>18052332 look at their exports, dummy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:46:36 2020 No.18052349 >>18052317 who cares? print more money to equal all negative effects out. go back to normal in 2 months - gg wp

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:46:39 2020 No.18052351 >>18052332 cleaner streets....more shit coin shilling

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:46:46 2020 No.18052353 >>18052332 Literally nothing because India tries to be self sufficient. Doesn’t really export or import much at all

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:46:51 2020 No.18052355 >>18052332 No one spamming my phone

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:47:06 2020 No.18052359 File: 31 KB, 780x437, flagg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052331

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:47:11 2020 No.18052360 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I SLEPT IN AGAIN WHATS HAPPENING AND WHATD I MISS????????

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:47:18 2020 No.18052363 File: 372 KB, 550x467, 1583626666763.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052232 link, niggario

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:47:22 2020 No.18052366 File: 197 KB, 2048x1024, WandererBuildings.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Worst is Yet to COME

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:47:33 2020 No.18052370 File: 42 KB, 669x455, back to work.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wagie wagie back in cagie

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:47:34 2020 No.18052371 >>18052306 Hospital beds require a specific design such that nurses can easily tend to the patient. Things like width, height, and the ability to be elevated are important.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:47:45 2020 No.18052374 >>18052327 we'll be fine, just hold brother

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:47:47 2020 No.18052376 >>18052360 get some motivation neet fag

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:47:52 2020 No.18052379 >>18052133 >people want to buy in without missing the dip >temporarily, they will go back to work within a month >we are about to plateau new cases and already have medicine that is 100% successful in treating corona within hours

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:47:54 2020 No.18052380 >>18052288 Nope

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:47:55 2020 No.18052382
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REMINDER: this isn't the end of what we've seen. Recession is coming, and the reduced productivity from this virus is only going to make it worse. Stocks are still overvalued according to the Total Market Cap/Gross Nation Product.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:47:56 2020 No.18052383 File: 115 KB, 682x900, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Retard here. Why do people recommend SQQQ during down trends if amazon is trading on nasdaq and they appear to be recession proof?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:48:04 2020 No.18052387 >>18052353 who is going to man the call centers dipshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:48:07 2020 No.18052388 lmao I'll see you bullniggers next week

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:48:08 2020 No.18052389

>>18052185
1 in 7 americans have kidney disease: https://www.kidney.org/news/newsroom/factsheets/KidneyDiseaseBasics
1 in 2 american adults have some form of heart disease: https://www.google.com/search?q=number+of+americans+with+heart+disease&rlz=1C1ZCEB_enUS831US831&oq=number+of+americans+with+heart+disease&aqs=chrome..69i57.6815j1j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
2% of american adults have liver disease (most don't know it): https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/287565
1 in 7 americans have chronic lung disease: https://www.healthline.com/health/copd/facts-statistics-infographic#1

The US is not somehow healthier than Italy you retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:48:10 2020 No.18052390 load up on your SQQQ calls

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:48:11 2020 No.18052391 >>18052360 The FED saved us. A partial cure has been found and people in Seattle and LA are being given the OK to go back to work. The market is booming.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:48:14 2020 No.18052393 >>18052278 The dollar is the world reserve currency. Entire banks will exchange their currency into dollar for stability and for the purpose of boosting their financials.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:48:20 2020 No.18052397 Help me I am very confused. Should I sell?

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>>18052346
makes sense

i just wonder if they can make it rally for months just off of printed fed money

then again they did that for the last couple of years so why not

who needs an economy when you have a printing press

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:48:43 2020 No.18052406 where my penny stock bros at

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:48:43 2020 No.18052407 File: 1.30 MB, 1280x1042, 1584739647112.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is anyone else going all in on puts and 3x inverse ETFs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:48:55 2020 No.18052413 >>18052139 rooting that she gets corona? >>18052143 are you buying the shares or options

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:48:55 2020 No.18052414 [DELETED]

>>18052360
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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:48:55 2020 No.18052415 >>18052371 It's better then nothing

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:48:58 2020 No.18052417 >>18052383 amazon can only carry so much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:49:07 2020 No.18052418 i want this market to FUCK my WIFE boys

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:49:09 2020 No.18052419
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It may surprise the casual reader to learn that there are, in fact, bagholders in this very thread. Worse even is the fact that there are so-called b*ll investors who "bought the dip" and anticipate a recovery in the markets.

Strange but true, these odd creatures live and even post among us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:49:24 2020 No.18052427 >pelosi's bill includes allocating $1B for Obama phones no chance we're gonna see our trumpbux

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:49:27 2020 No.18052431 File: 406 KB, 1440x3040, 7b553e48-b9d0-4c64-a5e9-d00960209a5e..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >He bought Puts? >Uncage the bull May zoomers, doomers, and bobos burn in the depths of hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:49:34 2020 No.18052433 >>18052407 me

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:49:34 2020 No.18052434 File: 474 KB, 890x905, 1584622740369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052349 they can't keep getting away with it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:49:43 2020 No.18052439 >>18052407 >going all in on anything Fuck off to wsb gambler.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:49:47 2020 No.18052441 >>18052360 do some fucking pushups and wake up before the markets you absolute low T mess

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:49:48 2020 No.18052440

>>18052289
Somewhat agree but they’ve been having pelosi and Mnuchin and others on, and Cramer has been absolutely right this whole time. Also they stream the important coronavirus conferences and shit.
It was a Bloomberg link but people kept asking for the CNBC link to see

>>18052391
Really? Nice!

>>18052376
No need for being rude

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:49:48 2020 No.18052442 >>18052393 so... global inflation then? that sounds nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:50:03 2020 No.18052450 >>18052403 The big banks basically own all the assets, the games rigged.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:50:11 2020 No.18052453 >>18052407 Yes and I already regret it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:50:17 2020 No.18052459 >>18052406 I'm holding ATYU, wbu

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:50:18 2020 No.18052460 >>18052370 But I'm not going to work for 3 weeks, and I'll still get my wages paid for by the government

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:50:19 2020 No.18052461
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>>18052337
I bought, not sold. I just get frightened easily when I see red, but fuck me if it isn't a great high seeing green and still a fucked up high seeing red. Stock market is addicting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:50:29 2020 No.18052464 >>18052206 >>18052390 You're going to lose all of that tomorrow. >>18052332 Nobody cares about India. >>18052366 The worst has already COME. >>18052388 You too bobonigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:50:38 2020 No.18052467 >>18052406 REI checking in

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:50:39 2020 No.18052468 >>18052306 Quit being logical, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:50:40 2020 No.18052469 >>18052459 Absolutely based

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:50:42 2020 No.18052470 >>18052389 don't forget about obesity

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:50:50 2020 No.18052474 >>18052296 Yes. Retards dont realize HTN, HLD, +1 (asthma, diabetes, heart disease, fucking anything) counts as a "disease state"

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:50:59 2020 No.18052477
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guys it's not a jape, the cure is false info
(maybe, i don't know how to read articles lmao)

>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/24/coronavirus-cure-kills-man-after-trump-touts-chloroquine-phosphate

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:51:15 2020 No.18052483 >>18052407 since last week yeah fuck me

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:51:22 2020 No.18052484 >>18052393 It's because the only currency to buy oil from OPEC countries is the US Dollar. That is the only reason. It's also why Saudi Arabia can fund global terrorism but gets a slap on the wrist by the US.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:51:35 2020 No.18052488 >>18052297 BASED BULL

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:51:38 2020 No.18052490 >>18052431 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:51:39 2020 No.18052491 >>18052440 >Cramer has been absolutely right this whole time This general is truly dead

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:51:43 2020 No.18052492 File: 14 KB, 249x249, 15063694077782628871.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHERE MY TEN PERCENT DOW BROS AT??

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:51:47 2020 No.18052493 >>18052383 Zoomers are obsessed with smartphone shit. High IQ traders use SDOW.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:51:47 2020 No.18052494 >>18052360 biggest bulltrap in US history

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:51:51 2020 No.18052495 >>18052175 Are puts on REITs a good idea?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:51:54 2020 No.18052498 >>18052417 True, but SQQQ is down 20% on the upswing (factors in amazon) while SPXU (tracks s&p 500) is down 25%? Are we not missing out on shekels by not factoring amazon in?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:52:07 2020 No.18052504 Should I even bother buying the UWT dip now? Or will it just get liquidated like GUSH?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:52:23 2020 No.18052512 >>18052477 Now Trump eternally has deaths on his hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:52:33 2020 No.18052517 >>18052484 You'd think we'd make energy independence a priority but nope, they're all on the saudi payroll so no one criticizes them

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:52:34 2020 No.18052520 >>18052477 nobody cares, strong economy is back soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:52:40 2020 No.18052522 >>18052415 It really isn't. It's as good as nothing. You can dump somebody on the god damn floor and tend to them if you aren't concerned about the features. Flat surfaces are in abundance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:52:47 2020 No.18052526 >>18052171 >Banner Health said the man and his wife consumed a version of the chemical that's used to clean aquariums. Interesting that they left that out of the headline

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:52:47 2020 No.18052527
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>We have deleted this tweet and corrected our story because it did not reflect the full nature of the self-medication done with an additive commonly used to clean fish tanks.
https://twitter.com/axios/status/1242425467438858241

Wow, shocking

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:52:48 2020 No.18052525 >>18052407 Buying puts is retarded. Selling puts is high IQ.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:52:49 2020 No.18052528 >>18052311 Dem bill was that. Republican's bill was trying to pass a no strings corporate bailout directed by mnuchin which nobody could even see for 6 months. Both parties are trying to fuck over each other

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:53:01 2020 No.18052530 >>18052213 Copious amounts of stimulants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:53:03 2020 No.18052532 All of this will be eliminated on Thursday. Hope y’all are ready

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:53:04 2020 No.18052533 Is this a good time to get into this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:53:07 2020 No.18052534 >>18052470 Good point. I'll add that too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:53:10 2020 No.18052537 >>18052491 He has though He was screaming about the risk of the virus and saying not to trust the rally He’s still bearish

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:53:15 2020 No.18052540 >>18052504 liquidated

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:53:17 2020 No.18052541 File: 6 KB, 350x74, is this bullish smg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this bullish /smg/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:53:17 2020 No.18052542 printers stuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:53:19 2020 No.18052544 >>18052477 The dumb ass ate a fish tank cleaner that just so happens to gave chloroquine in it, the media is already walking this story back

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:53:19 2020 No.18052545 File: 94 KB, 325x244, 1582667118690.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052406 >buying penny stocks now

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:53:28 2020 No.18052549 I'm a little late but I just bought calls. LETS FUCKING GO BULLCHADS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:53:33 2020 No.18052553 File: 76 KB, 321x348, 1523514655633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052069 >he didnt buy ONTX

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:53:40 2020 No.18052554 If this bill doesn't pass and we dump, I'm going to 2x

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:53:42 2020 No.18052556 how come when i look at options on RH they are $,20 more than when i check the actual options ask elsewhere? is RH really stealing $20 per options trade in commissions? wtf

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:53:43 2020 No.18052557 We literally cannot be stopped. America truly is #1.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:53:51 2020 No.18052560 File: 25 KB, 754x456, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ok spy you had your fine, it's time to go back down

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:53:53 2020 No.18052561 >>18052533 YES BUY BEFORE IT SKYROCKETS WE PASSED THE BOTTOM

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:53:55 2020 No.18052564 >>18052540 What’s good long term oil hold that’s cheap now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:54:02 2020 No.18052566 which WEED STOX are on sale/???????

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:54:04 2020 No.18052567 File: 202 KB, 336x382, 1573097067400.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052360 Biggest stock market recovery in US history.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:54:46 2020 No.18052576 What the fuck is LCI's problem?

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:54:49 2020 No.18052578
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New York State has over 25,000 cases of the virus, nearly 7 percent of the global total.

New York’s governor said the infection could reach its apex in as soon as two weeks, far sooner than expected.

“You want a pat on the back for sending 400 ventilators,” Mr. Cuomo said. “What are we going to do with 400 ventilators when we need 30,000 ventilators? You’re missing the magnitude of the problem, and the problem is defined by the magnitude.”

Mr. Cuomo, speaking at the Javits Center in Manhattan, a convention complex that the Army Corps of Engineers is turning into a 1,000-bed emergency hospital, said that the state now projects needed up to 140,000 hospital beds to house virus patients, up from the 110,000 projected a few days ago. As of now, only 53,000 are available.

Mr. Cuomo said that New York was a harbinger for the rest of the country.

“Look at us today,” he warned. “Where we are today, you will be in four weeks or five weeks or six weeks. We are your future.”

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:54:59 2020 No.18052582 Just bought KO at $40. It's literally free money.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:55:03 2020 No.18052585 >>18052477 leftist propaganda is such trash

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:55:05 2020 No.18052587 DAX bros where we at

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:55:11 2020 No.18052591 I'm 50% into SDOW, SQQQ and UVXY - but I'm still up 5% today, because I hedged with good cheap stonks yesterday. This is why you hedge, bobros.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:55:14 2020 No.18052593 File: 356 KB, 645x363, trumpeagle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052567

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:55:16 2020 No.18052592 >>18052528 would unironically rather see the R bill pass over a bunch of worthless social programs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:55:21 2020 No.18052596 Scam pump is over. S&P under 2k by end of day

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:55:23 2020 No.18052597 >>18052566 ACB lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:55:30 2020 No.18052598 >>18052439 >seething bull hey look on the bright side champ 20k! for the next hour or so, at least.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:55:31 2020 No.18052599

>>18052533
bro who even fucking knows anymore

We're all just a bunch of assholes that pretend we know what we're doing but this has been the most unpredictable and volatile clown market ever conceived. It's WWE Royal Rumble market and literally fucking anything could happen

Just buy safe and strong stocks and hold them, don't be like us

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:55:34 2020 No.18052601 >IMAC lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:55:41 2020 No.18052606 File: 36 KB, 300x220, thumb_its-not-pepe-mom-itxs-apu-apustaja-175852677-added-48830360.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I SOLD MY CALLS AT OPEN NOW THEYRE UP SIGNIFICANTLY AND I BOUGHT PUTS JUST NOW TELL ME ITLL ALL BE OK

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:55:41 2020 No.18052607 >>18052566 Literally every single weed stock got absolutely destroyed just pick whichever you want but I personally would stay away from any of that shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:55:43 2020 No.18052609 >>18052578 >the highest density zone in the entire continental United States is "the future" of the rest of the country

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:55:53 2020 No.18052616 File: 114 KB, 600x600, 1526577884537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tomorrow is going to be Hell bros are you well prepared?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:55:54 2020 No.18052617 File: 18 KB, 631x378, creeeeepingvix.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >jaws theme

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:55:57 2020 No.18052618 >olympics delayed >ewj up 7% haha.....

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:56:03 2020 No.18052625 what the fuck is happening

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:56:04 2020 No.18052624 >>18052171 based Trump. fuck Nigeria

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:56:11 2020 No.18052627 >>18052541 its just shit that blue sharia bloomberg soros groups are organizing to try and spread antiTrump sentiment and chaos

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:56:11 2020 No.18052628

>>18052120
Is that even legally enforceable? If someone wants to buy a share of stock can you discriminate on who’s allowed to buy based on the identity of the purchaser?

The only situation I can think of where this happens is IPOs. Technically insider trading, but there prosecution occurs after discovery.

Besides which wouldn’t this make mergers harder, if not illegal?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:56:20 2020 No.18052631 >>18052461 truly

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:56:20 2020 No.18052632 >>18052591 yeah, but if it had gone the other way, you would barely have anywhere either, so what a waste of time

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:56:33 2020 No.18052634 >>18052617 Even if price doesn't go my way, this is saving my puts

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:56:33 2020 No.18052635 >>18052616 hells yes, even a small amount of red tomorrow is BIG GAINS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:56:34 2020 No.18052637 File: 32 KB, 800x450, D8244B78-E2DA-4DF5-AC73-64976D6C980F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bought etsy $40 puts. Thinking of shorting planet fitness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:56:57 2020 No.18052647 >>18052606 depends on your expiration date

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:57:00 2020 No.18052648 You guys know it will dump, right? It won't close green today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:57:03 2020 No.18052649 >this time is different Every bear market is virtually the same

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:57:11 2020 No.18052652 >>18052625 wagie wagie get in cagie

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:57:11 2020 No.18052653 >>18052596 Literally impossible retard. That's not how the economy works.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:57:13 2020 No.18052655 File: 111 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200324-115658.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052301 Jesus Christ

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:57:16 2020 No.18052656 >>18052582 Yep, boomerstox which never cut their divvies. Can't go wrong.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:57:20 2020 No.18052658

>>18052427
I had a job giving Obama Phones in NY a few years back. Shittiest job in regards to dealing with homeless people while dressed in business attire

>give out phone to crackhead who needed to provide ID and an insurance card (old card or an active one)
>yells the whole time how he’s going to try and sell the phone and we have to get it to him anyways
>he passes our booth a while later on the phone calling someone a faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:57:31 2020 No.18052661 >>18052379 >have medicine that is 100% successful in treating corona within hours Lmao based retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:57:32 2020 No.18052662 >>18052564 most of them are at 5y lows...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:57:32 2020 No.18052664 why are we dumping, did something happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:57:34 2020 No.18052665 >>18052578 I live on acreage bud, no one around for miles. Not gonna happen

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:57:36 2020 No.18052666 >>18052285 It will be released on thursday

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:57:44 2020 No.18052671 >>18052561 >>18052599 What's the best site for buying and selling?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:57:49 2020 No.18052674 >>18052632 I was 100% long going into today, I liquidated half my profitable stocks to buy cheap SDOW. If it tanks which I expect it to by Monday I'll have rode this bounce up and down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:57:54 2020 No.18052677 >>18052553 is it too late to ride the shitstock gains

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:57:57 2020 No.18052678 I cant believe how much these jews have to shill their ponzi scheme. Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:58:01 2020 No.18052681 >>18052655 der boomer

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:58:02 2020 No.18052680 >>18052664 The Orange Man is going to speak soon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:58:06 2020 No.18052686 File: 22 KB, 376x349, 30yrboomer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't wait to be here for you guys to experience your first recession this year.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:58:13 2020 No.18052688 File: 214 KB, 1000x750, 1583340733992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052616 I HOPE it is hell. Let it come. Otherwise I am fucked. So is two thirds of this board probably.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:58:32 2020 No.18052693 >>18052414 >JEWSA JEWSA JEWSA JEWSA JEWSA JEWSA JEWSA JEWSA JEWSA JEWSA JEWSA JEWSA JEWSA JEWSA JEWSA JEWSA JEWSA JEWSA JEWSA

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:58:33 2020 No.18052694 File: 429 KB, 460x460, 1584468790569.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so are you all making or losing money right now? this intraday trading during this volatility is madness

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:58:35 2020 No.18052696
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>>18052544
>fish tank cleaner that just so happens to gave chloroquine in it

OK AND WE'RE BACK
thanks anon lmao
>self medicating

>https://nypost.com/2020/03/23/man-dies-after-self-medicating-with-chloroquine-phosphate-to-treat-coronavirus/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:58:40 2020 No.18052699 BEARNIGGERS ARE DONE FOR THE GOLDEN BULL RUN BEGINS ITS TIME FOR THE BIGGEST MARKET ATH EVER

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:58:45 2020 No.18052703 >>18052301 it lost 90% of its value at its ath, did you think its going to just go to 0?

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:58:54 2020 No.18052705

Getting some volatility breakers tripping.
In other news.
WMT -1.61%
MCD +12.93%
DIS +12.91%
CVS +1.75%
KO +7.06%
Consumer stocks were broadly higher, with the SPDR Consumer Staples Select Sector ETF climbing 4.4% this afternoon while the SPDR Consumer Discretionary Select Sector ETF was adding 7.7% in value.
Among consumer stocks moving on news:
(+) L Brands (LB) climbed over 40% after a new regulatory filing showed Melvin Capital Management has acquired 14.2 million of the retailer's common shares, equal to about 5.1% of its outstanding stock.
In other sector news:
(+) Royal Caribbean Cruises (RCL) rose nearly 30% after board members Eyal Ofer and Arne Alexander Wilhelmsen each purchased $100 million of a $2.2 billion loan, Reuters reported. Wilhelmsen is the cruise-liner company's largest individual shareholder with an 11% interest, according to the report.
(+) Deckers Outdoor (DECK) was ahead almost 13% after the footwear and apparel company said it has resumed limited operations at its distribution center in Moreno Valley, Calif. Deckers said it considered expert guidelines and was using additional precautionary measures and social distancing procedures at the facility.
Price: 12.87, Change: +3.70, Percent Change: +40.35

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:59:03 2020 No.18052708 File: 83 KB, 494x429, bobomario.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052490 Jellymad

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:59:14 2020 No.18052713 >>18052628 It was enforced for like 50 years in a row prior to Reagan stripping the regulation off the books.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:59:15 2020 No.18052715 >>18052655 what did you expect, everyone is getting back outside enjoying games etc

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:59:16 2020 No.18052716 File: 64 KB, 745x494, 045534151542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GHSI - COVD-19 Coughing do to inflammation of the lungs. GHSI new anti inflammatory complex to help inflammation of the lungs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:59:28 2020 No.18052720 >>18052427 implying Trump cares about obama phones He literally jerks off to the black unemployment numbers. He's going to go down as the impeached president who crashed the American economy because he's an actual cuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 12:59:40 2020 No.18052723 >>18052655 LOL WTF

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:00:02 2020 No.18052730 >>18052528 except why the fuck wouldn't you build in discretionary spending at a time like this? nobody has any clue what's going to be needed in the coming weeks. as long as there is limitation on disbursements without vote then it's a non-issue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:00:06 2020 No.18052731 File: 784 KB, 750x1250, 1583613316784.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] weren't we all supposed to be dead by now

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:00:08 2020 No.18052733 >>18052582 options or shares

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:00:09 2020 No.18052734

>>18052648
>>18052648

It's probably going to close green. Probably drop back down to about 5% in the green.

I could see them even delaying the stimulus bill for another day to try to sustain the green until unemployment numbers drop on Thursday where we tank red, but Jerome pumps it back up to only about -3%

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:00:55 2020 No.18052747

>>18052705
>(+) Royal Caribbean Cruises (RCL) rose nearly 30% after board members Eyal Ofer and Arne Alexander Wilhelmsen each purchased $100 million of a $2.2 billion loan, Reuters reported. Wilhelmsen is the cruise-liner company's largest individual shareholder with an 11% interest, according to the report.
If I went back in time to a few months ago and gave /biz/ just this nonsense statement. Would anyone have believed me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:00:59 2020 No.18052748 >>18052655 what the fuck is with the entertainment pump

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:01:13 2020 No.18052752 File: 4 KB, 224x224, chad busniess man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >dump

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:01:15 2020 No.18052753 >>18052731 freak

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:01:17 2020 No.18052756 File: 126 KB, 1015x651, 1564145350102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052696 >>18052544 Remember when /pol/fags were smugly saying "libshits will die by refusing a cure"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:01:23 2020 No.18052757 File: 11 KB, 200x194, 1485220421666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw bear meat for the next decade who fucking cares if its hyperinflation, line goes up

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:01:36 2020 No.18052761 >>18052720 4 more years, sweaty :^)

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:01:50 2020 No.18052766

>>18052606
i think thursday or friday will be a crash but who knows i tihnk we might be on the way up long term people realize gov has this shit under control sort of, the main thing is nobody wants to be left behind and miss the bottom so people are buying in now even though its probably not done dropping because they dont want to miss the moon mission back to space

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:01:53 2020 No.18052768 Open High Low Last Net Change % Change DJ Composite Internet Idx 527.78 542.54 524.04 537.19 + 31.42 +6.21 DJ Internet Commerce Idx 981.35 1,007.82 968.75 996.44 + 56.02 +5.96 DJ Internet Services Idx 250.26 257.98 249.11 255.48 + 15.75 +6.57

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:01:53 2020 No.18052769 >Limit Buy SQQQ @ 23.00 >Drops to 22.91 >Now back up to 23.20 >Didn't buy Guys what the fuck did I miss my chance?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:01:57 2020 No.18052770 >>18052655 >entertainment stocks rising when there is no one to entertain

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:02:01 2020 No.18052772

>Pelosi suggested she is hoping to avoid bringing the full House back to Washington to vote on the package, seeking to pass it through unanimous consent instead, which could allow for a vote as early as Tuesday if negotiators finalize the bill in time.
>Unanimous consent is commonly used for uncontroversial measures, not for packages of such magnitude as the coronavirus stimulus, in part because any one member can block a unanimous consent request. But in recent weeks, a group of members have pushed against the idea of returning to the Capitol, where they fear they will contribute to the spread of the virus.

lmao the bill passing today is contingent on not a single person having an issue with the bill

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:02:02 2020 No.18052773 >>18052694 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:02:04 2020 No.18052774 SDOW on the climb IS IT TIME BOYS?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:02:12 2020 No.18052778 File: 814 KB, 604x717, 1581484794723.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052618 >>18052625 >>18052634 >>18052648 >>18052649 >>18052694 IMAGINE THINKING MONEY IS REAL

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:02:16 2020 No.18052779 >>18052748 people want to get drunk and play some vidya. Do you blame them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:02:42 2020 No.18052787 >>18052757 We wont get hyperinflation at all the dollar is just the mightiest currency there is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:02:52 2020 No.18052789 I literally just woke up, guess I'm glad I didn't buy the SQQQ at 25 but this green day is baffling >SPY futures were up faggot Yes yes Jerome

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:02:53 2020 No.18052791 >>18052427 >>pelosi's bill includes allocating $1B for Obama phones What are you even talking about? What is an Obama phone?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:02:53 2020 No.18052792 >>18052774 the time was 30 mins ago

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:03:14 2020 No.18052797 >>18052774 explain SDOW to me anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:03:19 2020 No.18052803 >>18052747 This being SMG general we would have gone all in and gotten some significant returns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:03:20 2020 No.18052807 File: 275 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200324-130255_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Behold!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:03:29 2020 No.18052810 >>18052655 those buyers are going to be redpilled the hard way when they realize nobody has money to spend on $10 beers and manchild video games, let alone risk catching corona from sticky floored grimy establishments

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:03:36 2020 No.18052812 I bet you there are a lot of people who are actually buying in right now. They will be screaming once it crashes down again

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:03:41 2020 No.18052814
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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:04:03 2020 No.18052824 >>18052696 REEEEEEEEE CHLOROQUINE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN WITH AN ANTIBIOTIC AS WELL FUCKING IDIOT.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:04:06 2020 No.18052825 >>18052301 >>18052655 Wait I don’t get it. Why would they go up? With everyone being locked down, it should be down. Are ppl just assuming trump saying this will be over in a week or two means it actually will?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:04:13 2020 No.18052828 File: 174 KB, 1280x960, 1341949322630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >five minutes in and Trump is already talking about Sleepy Joe Biden

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:04:17 2020 No.18052830 >>18052774 Go all in right now

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:04:24 2020 No.18052832 >>18052730 No strings attached corporate bailout? So they can give CEOs parachutes, buyback some stock and still fire everyone. What purpose would hiding who gets the money for 6 months besides blatant corruption?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:04:28 2020 No.18052834 >>18052791 obama promised free cell phones back in his campaign and was able to pass it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:04:33 2020 No.18052838 >>18052791 >What's an Obama phone Free gibs flip phones. I had had one when I was ten, pretty cool first phone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:04:44 2020 No.18052840 >>18052671 just get robinhood like a normie, buy some fucking KO or some cruise/flight stocks, sit tight until shit recovers. You'll be fine

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:04:57 2020 No.18052842 >>18052791 an obama policy to get niggers and other welfare people free cell phones

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:04:58 2020 No.18052843 >>18052825 Brrrrrrrrrrrrr.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:05:00 2020 No.18052844 File: 47 KB, 546x366, cdc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >VIX rising

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:05:04 2020 No.18052846 S&P just cut Deltas rating to BBB- or junk status.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:05:11 2020 No.18052850 >>18052662 I mean something at or around $1? I know XOM and such are there but I was hoping for a bulk buy. Is KOS a good idea?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:05:25 2020 No.18052853 File: 139 KB, 680x324, ET4hFW9UEA4YuNd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] on days like this I'm getting worried I missed the bottom

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:05:27 2020 No.18052855 File: 485 KB, 200x200, 1399948717719.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >it's just a flu bro >muh car crashes he's crashing this ship with no survivors

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:05:40 2020 No.18052858

>>18052477
How is it not blatant fucking slander to run this story?
>MAN DIES AFTER TAKING CORONA CURE THE PRESIDENT FALSELY SAID WOULD WORK
>*man ate fish tank cleaner that contained what trump claimed was a cure, as well as other harmful chemicals
Journalists have no fucking shame

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:05:50 2020 No.18052865 >>18052840 Not available in the UK yet apparently, any others?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:05:52 2020 No.18052867 >>18052814 BUY BUY BUY

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:06:02 2020 No.18052870 File: 37 KB, 750x422, flagg3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052761 probably

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:06:13 2020 No.18052873 AND WAY DOWN WE GO GO GO GO GOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:06:19 2020 No.18052875 >>18052828 Link, i'm not seeing it on the white house website

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:06:23 2020 No.18052879 >>18052814 I want to be written down in anon history as the one who said to get AAL and UAL but stay away from DAL.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:06:26 2020 No.18052880 FEMA director to invoke defense production act.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:06:42 2020 No.18052886 >>18052756 half of /pol/ legit thinks the virus is a global hoax to stop trump, and the other half are reddit refugee Q-tards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:06:53 2020 No.18052888 >>18052846 fuck delta >>18052853 if you can't find the bottom in real life, why would you be able to find it in the stock market?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:07:05 2020 No.18052891 ITALY CIVIL PROTECTION REPORTS 5.249 NEW CASES, 69.176 CASES TOTAL 743 NEW DEATHS, 6.820 DEATHS TOTAL 894 RECOVERED, 8.326 RECOVERED

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:07:08 2020 No.18052892 File: 95 KB, 586x621, 2020-03-24_10-06-14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Italy SPEEDING BACK UP Second deadliest day on record so far >B-BUT MUH PEAK

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:07:09 2020 No.18052894 File: 66 KB, 800x600, 1583319285245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052694 Losing after making a lot. Overall making money today. >>18052814 MY SHORTS. OH GOD, I AM GONNA COOM AFTER HEARING THIS NEWS.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:07:18 2020 No.18052897 WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:07:20 2020 No.18052898 >>18052814 pffft only BB. They cut Delta to CCC back in 2009

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:07:21 2020 No.18052900 File: 264 KB, 785x1000, super duper open mouth soy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:07:22 2020 No.18052901 >>18052880 Trump was saying he already invoked it last week? So they've been just talking shit without doing anything?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:07:30 2020 No.18052903 >>18052814 delta still flying shitty md douglas planes and they can't afford new fleets

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:07:35 2020 No.18052904 >>18052858 Because that's literally what happened.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:07:35 2020 No.18052905 How many bear bro’s filled up on some SQQQ, TVIX, and SDOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:07:42 2020 No.18052907 >>18052814 Stop this garbage posting you fuckkng retard. >>18052846 Much better

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:07:45 2020 No.18052908 >>18052828 link please

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:07:45 2020 No.18052909
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https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1242497811847032840
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https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1242497692997206022
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https://twitter.com/politico/status/1242496754265792513
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WE'RE CRASHING THIS MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS BOBROS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:07:53 2020 No.18052912 >>18052797 DJIA goes down 1%, SDOW goes up 3% DJIA goes up 3%, SDOW goes down 9% triple leveraged inverse ETF tracking the DOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:08:00 2020 No.18052913 I SOLD (1/15th) OF MY PUTS AT THE BOTTOM OH NO

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:08:02 2020 No.18052917 SCHUMER YOU COCK TEASE

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:08:14 2020 No.18052923 >>18052778 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq9vomXPLPM Not that /biz/ will watch. Keep gambling

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:08:32 2020 No.18052928 >>18052807 wtf is this company

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:08:34 2020 No.18052929 >>18052886 What a lie filled statement. /pol/ has been calling this since December

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:08:41 2020 No.18052930 >>18052846 BBB- is the lowest rung of IG, not junk. Delta was cut below that to BB

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:08:51 2020 No.18052933 File: 126 KB, 1839x754, SPY dropping.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SPY just took a bit of a down turn.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:08:54 2020 No.18052935
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>>18052655
>A week or so ago I was asking people here about dave and busters
>They called me retarded
>Hadn't made an account yet so I didn't jump in at $5
>Could have tripled my money if I jumped on it
I'm really disappointed in myself. I thought this would be a good long term investment, but my god I could have tripled my money, then got out, and buy back in when it crashes again

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:09:03 2020 No.18052938 >>18052840 Tbh if you aren’t using Charles schwab or acorns, your a typical /biz/ LARPer

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:09:05 2020 No.18052939 >>18052912 What's the difference between SDOW and SQQQ? Any certain quirks, is SDOW just a more expensive SQQQ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:09:08 2020 No.18052940 >>18052825 No, actual statistics say it will be over in a couple weeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:09:10 2020 No.18052941 >>18052909 Putin is legit always looking for an opportunity to cosplay

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:09:16 2020 No.18052945 >>18052825 boomers are retarded they see commercial they see cheap stonk EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE BUY IT

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:09:16 2020 No.18052947 >>18052814 they are getting bailout. They will get upgraded again

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:09:17 2020 No.18052948 File: 214 KB, 2730x1589, only down from here.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is how to TA right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:09:25 2020 No.18052950 File: 451 KB, 585x357, 1581436841989.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052773 >>18052894 nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:09:30 2020 No.18052952 Here’s a tip: buy the dip(s) and don’t look at stocks for a few months

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:09:34 2020 No.18052954 >>18052814 fuck the airlines they should all go out of business for being greedy scumsuckers

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:09:36 2020 No.18052955 >>18052858 I would normally say it's not Trump's fault that guy was an idiot, but he actively courts Idiots as his strongest followers who believe anything he says, even if they don't understand it or even Trump understands it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:09:42 2020 No.18052959 >>18052116 Really makes me think

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:09:48 2020 No.18052960 >>18052929 No, /cvg/ has been calling it since last december. The vast majority of /pol/ has been calling it a nothing burger or a kike slide thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:10:02 2020 No.18052967 >>18052947 Not how ratings work dumbfuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:10:07 2020 No.18052969 >>18052892 It’s literally nothing. The huge death toll is from typical Italian mismanagement and Chinese lies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:10:07 2020 No.18052970 >>18052886 The shit you described is literally contained in one general over there. The rest are shill threads, with maybe one or two decent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:10:10 2020 No.18052971 >>18052933 What program is that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:10:11 2020 No.18052973 >>18052935 you learned a lesson more valuable than any gains that Dav and Busters could have given you

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:10:14 2020 No.18052974 When can we expect news regarding the stimulus bill? Is there an ETA on the decision?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:10:17 2020 No.18052976 >>18052909 Bull signals

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:10:21 2020 No.18052979 >>18052901 Trump said he would, Hannity told him to get fucked. So he didn't. FEMA said "Go fuck yourself" and decided to invoke it tonight anyways.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:10:38 2020 No.18052986 >>18052938 So sick of schwab shit interface Gonna try TDA

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:10:43 2020 No.18052987 >>18052923 Look, I would watch that, but I don't have an hour when I'm already listening to 3 different streams. Can you give me a quick rundown?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:10:47 2020 No.18052988 Holy shit VIX just creeping up all day. Sell sell sell

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:10:51 2020 No.18052989 >>18052960 /cvg/ is /pol/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:10:52 2020 No.18052990 >>18052582 I plan to buy some on the next big red day you're right its literally free money at this point

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:11:32 2020 No.18053005 File: 364 KB, 817x828, 1585007886452.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052694 Losing about 5k a minute here

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:11:34 2020 No.18053006 >>18052989 /cvg/ is a small portion of people on /pol/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:11:36 2020 No.18053007 File: 418 KB, 650x432, shitting in the streets.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052566 acb forever on sale

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:11:42 2020 No.18053009 >>18052935 Lmao, I remember seeing your post. I thought it was stupid. MGM has gone up too, might go in on them when this shit is over. But fuck PLAY, itll crash quickly

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:11:43 2020 No.18053011 File: 424 KB, 320x240, 2hou_cov.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] here we go

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:11:47 2020 No.18053015 >>18052939 SDOW is inverse 3x to the Dow Jones SQQQ is inverse 3x to the NASDAQ SPSX is inverse 3x to the S&P 500

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:12:09 2020 No.18053025

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:12:16 2020 No.18053026 >>18052941 This is very true. He loves camera shots

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:12:16 2020 No.18053027 >>18052703 When they go out of business next month, yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:12:21 2020 No.18053028 File: 548 KB, 1920x1080, Iat1pm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052971 thinkorswim. One of the layouts you can select.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:12:29 2020 No.18053033 File: 798 KB, 300x300, 1343539108537.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052694 I was up 4% before it started going down and half my portfolio is 3x inverse memes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:12:38 2020 No.18053038 >>18052954 blame boeing and corrupt metros. airlines only fuck you because they get fucked first

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:12:50 2020 No.18053041 >>18053009 Puts on PLAY then

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:12:56 2020 No.18053046 File: 247 KB, 2048x1448, 1584977262654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052909 Italy went up again. Unexpected.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:12:59 2020 No.18053047 >>18052967 >your ability meet debt obligations what am i missing

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:13:00 2020 No.18053049 OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:13:08 2020 No.18053053 >>18053015 thank u

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:13:09 2020 No.18053052

>>18052904
The title implies that Trump was advocating ingesting a deadly chemical. The story itself reveals the retard saw the "cure" was used in fish tank cleaner and ate that, obviously dying from it. It's a very blatant clickbait title to imply Trump is entirely to blame for a retard eating fish tank cleaner

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:13:14 2020 No.18053054

>>18052939
Do you understand the difference between QQQ and DOW?
Do you understand what an ETF is, and by extension, an inverse ETF?

The short version is an ETF is a basket of stocks (usually for a sector or a market) an inverse ETF is a bearish ETF that shorts that basket ("underlying securities")

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:13:21 2020 No.18053057 File: 34 KB, 717x622, oof.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052935 You could be me! For reference, INDA is now at 21.23 You can't ever look back anon, there's so many opportunities that you can't let it get you down. It's ok.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:13:36 2020 No.18053061 >>18052989 Pretty much at this point. Argentina anon is still making the threads, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:13:47 2020 No.18053066 >>18053033 she was so cute in that show....

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:13:57 2020 No.18053068 >>18053046 Achiwawa Sexy mama

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:14:07 2020 No.18053072 File: 149 KB, 400x416, 318c1999bf9d690a6af5324fac025175.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052909 SHUT IT DOWN!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:14:10 2020 No.18053073 https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1242498993608962060 is this bullish

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:14:14 2020 No.18053075 >>18053054 mhm

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:14:23 2020 No.18053081 >>18053049 Burrs going back into hibernation

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:14:43 2020 No.18053088 Morgan Stanley bae reporting 80% drop in commercial foot traffic + calling 3.4 million more peopleunemployed Thursday, buy the dip in 2 days boys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:14:46 2020 No.18053090 >>18052954 i too would prefer a federal airline that charges me $900 to fly from chicago to dallas!

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:14:52 2020 No.18053094

>>18053052
The chemical itself has a very specific dosage that you are to follow and he consumed 2 pills. The maximum safe dosage is at best 1/4 a pill if you follow precise prescription details.

By the way that was also in the story but I notice you fucks from /pol/ lack reading comprehension.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:15:11 2020 No.18053103 >>18053073 very

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:15:14 2020 No.18053104

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:15:16 2020 No.18053106 File: 30 KB, 1228x492, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This year has been crazy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:15:28 2020 No.18053113 >>18053073 Actually yeah if it works it would be extremely bullish for the whole country. Based cuomo getting creative.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:15:31 2020 No.18053115 >>18053073 Dow +10% TOMORROW CONFIRMED

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:15:33 2020 No.18053116 >>18052853 swap the zoomer and boomer to match reality

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:15:41 2020 No.18053123 >>18053009 I'm sure it will dump back down, but it feels bad knowing I could have bought in at $5, tripled my money, then got out and buy back when it crashes again. I was going to put in $200 too. >>18053041 The premium on them is pretty high.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:15:59 2020 No.18053127 >18053082 New thread >18053082 New thread >18053082 New thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:16:00 2020 No.18053128 File: 109 KB, 1030x1087, Screenshot_20200324-121424_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This feels good. I have some 5/01 calls crabbing today but im 99% sure if i hold them through April they'll skyrocket

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:16:13 2020 No.18053134 >>18052933 I bought puts at the peak

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:16:31 2020 No.18053138 >>18053113 Italy has already been doing this. See how that turned out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:16:37 2020 No.18053141 >>18053096 learn 2 link tard

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:16:39 2020 No.18053142 >>18053127 >>18053096 why do we let tumblr and reddit immigrants make threads they aren't sending their best

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:16:42 2020 No.18053146

>>18053038
maybe youre too young to remember during the 2008 recession they nickel and dimed you for fukcing "fuel costs" because gas was at an all tie high price. every ticket you bought they charged a "fuel cost surchage" same with they started charging $15 per extra checked bag "to offset fuel costs"

well guess what, fuel went to all time lows in a couple years and the fucking fees not only stayed, they went up. fuck the airlines

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:16:47 2020 No.18053149 >>18053127 >>18053096 ftfy >>18053082 >>18053082 >>18053082

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:17:05 2020 No.18053157 File: 129 KB, 536x800, IMG_20190924_005255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18053068 Biz introduces me to all these Asian cuties

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:17:07 2020 No.18053158 >>18052391 Fucking Bulls. Shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:17:36 2020 No.18053166 >>18053127 You need two >>

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:19:34 2020 No.18053212 >>18052171 It's pretty misleading. Lady took something else, and in an unknown dose. I don't like the kike-loving president who is in bed with the private "federal" bank, but this is just lies and bullshit.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:19:34 2020 No.18053213

>>18053094
That is entirely irrelevant to the fucking story though. You arent supposed to be taking any serious medication without doctor approval/advice. And this isnt even human fucking medicine, its fish bullshit. The person who did this is a retard, and literally no one else should be held responsible. The wife is probably retarded too, which is why she blames the president instead of holding her husband responsible for poisoning himself.
I myself think our pres is kinda dumb, and believes boomer bullshit like its gospel. But this is such a far reach that anyone attempting it should be sued for slander

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:19:53 2020 No.18053220 >>18052628 Yes it is. When the government gives taxpayer funded entitlements to a business, they absolutely should be accountable for where that money goes and stock buybacks should be illegal.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:24:39 2020 No.18053332

>>18053090
Or let them go bankrupt and make them face the consequences of their kikery. THEN let them be bought out by a new owner. Letting busineses fail is healthy and normal. Artificially propping up businesses is counterproductive to market health long term.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:37:22 2020 No.18053631 >>18052696 >trump tweets these two prescription chemicals in combination are showing promising signs according to researchers >some retard takes a ton of one meant for pets >media blames trump Sounds about right

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:42:05 2020 No.18053753 File: 63 KB, 688x598, FUCK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18052307 doubling down

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 13:47:55 2020 No.18053897 >>18052370 I work for a university that's closed for the foreseeable future, I'm not going back to work until at least the summer

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