/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18047892]

AAAAAAND WE ARE BACK!

CNBC:
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/freckles/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/#_

this morning required reading:
https://bit ly 3bmqvc8
http://www.r-5.org/files/books/trading/charts/market-profile/James_Dalton-Markets_in_Profile-EN.pdf

Prior thread: >>18046548

[Anonymous No.18047908]

Good morning everything is green today.

[Anonymous No.18047912]

GUYS IM ALREADY UP 12,000 WHAT IS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.18047919]

I hate this day already

[Anonymous No.18047920]

STOP LOOKING

[Anonymous No.18047921]

What did they do? Why did it go up 6.5%? They did something stupid, didn't they? WHAT HAVE THEY FUCKING DONE?

[Anonymous No.18047922]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18047924]

WHY THE FUCK IS IT GREEN, EUROPE IS LITERALLY IN LOCK DOWN, WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.18047925]

based blumpf saving the stock market

[Anonymous No.18047932]

>>18047892
The /biz/ server link is discord gg kjGsbrW

Join and watch the market burn bobros

[Anonymous No.18047934]

UNLIMITED BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


DON'T WORRY GUYS THIS WON'T COLLAPSE THE USD JEROME HAS IT TOTALLY UNDER CONTROL

[Anonymous No.18047940]

Cat bounce is cat bounce

[Anonymous No.18047942]

>>18047908
but not your id

[Anonymous No.18047943]

>>18047892

So much bear COPE over at wsb lmao

[Anonymous No.18047949]

>>18047921
big machine go brrr all night the numbers are just catching up

[Anonymous No.18047950]

remember to buy!

[Anonymous No.18047951]

AMDCHADS, RYZEN THE FUCK UP!

[Anonymous No.18047952]

This is going to be the biggest pump and dump of them all, anyone who falls for this deserves to lose all the money they've ever owned

[Anonymous No.18047953]

>the worse the economic news, the more green line go up
The power of the infiniprinter and the bull trap.
If literally no one was working we'd see a moon to 40k

[Anonymous No.18047954]

First for "GOD DAMNIT GUSH!!!!"

So it looks like a reverse split on it happened. Even though that call is worthless now, I learned a thing about options trading (and what not to do). Better for the experience

[Anonymous No.18047955]

HOLY FUCK GUSH
IM FUCKING RICH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18047956]

>>18047924
I think this might be it:

https://www.marketwatch.com/articles/dow-futures-are-surging-on-hope-for-a-stimulus-bill-51585053321?mod=mw_quote_news

Basically, it's all because they think money will be printed.

[Anonymous No.18047958]

>>18047921
>>18047924
AS I PRAY...
UNLIMITED QE WORKS!

[Anonymous No.18047959]

>cryptocucks literally thought the money printer would have a negative effect on the economy

this is why you'll never be anywhere near the top decision makers
it's a place for responsible adults, not lolbertarian scum

[Anonymous No.18047963]

FUCK, Why didn't I buy NVDA yesterday WTFFFFFFF. This is why I hate trading.

[Anonymous No.18047965]

>>18047921
infinite money

[Anonymous No.18047966]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18047967]

clown market, im green as hell so im not complaining, but it doesn't make sense

[Anonymous No.18047970]

it's gonna crash the moment brr machine stops, won't it

[Anonymous No.18047971]

When everyone is fearful, be greedy.

[Anonymous No.18047973]

imagine gambling on a coinflip, when you can just own gold or bitcoin & be comfy with large gains

[Anonymous No.18047974]

holy sh-

[Anonymous No.18047976]

why the fuck is the market up almost 7%
just on pure imagination? dont they see hospitals overrun and unemployment rising?

[Anonymous No.18047977]

>>18047943
>R*ddit

[Anonymous No.18047987]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOOOOOOUUUU GRREEEEN!

[Anonymous No.18047988]

Bought puts during the spy pump yesterday

Absolutely destroyed today

[Anonymous No.18047991]

NOOOO MY BROKER STILL HASN'T RECEIVED MY MONEY FUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.18047993]

what has changed to yesterday?

[Anonymous No.18047995]

THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD IS ON LOCKDOWN ALL AIRLINES, CRUISE SHIPS AND BUSINESSES AROUND THE GLOBE ARE CLOSED WTF, FUCK THE FED.

[Anonymous No.18047996]

>>18047956
>Basically, it's all because they think money will be printed.
It isn't money will be printed. Money IS being printed

[Anonymous No.18047997]

>>18047976
Literally unlimited money by the fed

[Anonymous No.18047999]

>THE MARKET IS SAVED
WE DID IT BROS

[Anonymous No.18048000]

At what price to buy SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.18048001]

the news is saying that this isn't the bottom and to wait. that means to buy

[Anonymous No.18048003]

>>18047955
it's a reverse split,

i.e. no

[Anonymous No.18048006]

Stop celebrating. I just lost a shit ton of money.

[Anonymous No.18048007]

this economic system is a fucking farce lol
this cannot be healthy or sustainable

[Anonymous No.18048009]

FUCK YEAH JEROME MY NIGGA DOING WORK

[Anonymous No.18048010]

>coronavirus cases still increasing in us
>everything is green
they pumping

[Anonymous No.18048012]

>>18047976
Stimulus bill. Plus Asian stocks performed well last night.

[Anonymous No.18048013]

UNLIMITED BRRRRRRR WORKS

[Anonymous No.18048015]

>>18047973
>bitcoin
>not gambling on a coin flip

[Anonymous No.18048018]

>>18047951
holding puts, about to kill myself

[Anonymous No.18048021]

>>18047976
Unlimited QE, it's like no one here reads the news. The Fed is dumping unprecedented amounts of money now.

[Anonymous No.18048024]

>>18047932
>This post is advertising or begging.
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.18048026]

>>18047988
>he isn't following the green red green red green red cycle thats been happening for the last 2 weeks

retarded, give me your money ill make more with it

[Anonymous No.18048028]

+10 by EOD???

[Anonymous No.18048030]

THE FED IS BUYING THE ENTIRE STOCK MARKET

[Anonymous No.18048032]

>>18047976
It was oversold. Need some fresh liquidity...

[Anonymous No.18048038]

post gains lads

[Anonymous No.18048039]

Circuit breaker up?

[Anonymous No.18048041]

DUDE

[Anonymous No.18048043]

>>18048003
No, no, no. I have the money now, right?
What is a reverse split?

[Anonymous No.18048049]

I sold and lost -50% of my investment, fellas.... buy rope or go all in again?

[Anonymous No.18048054]

PELOSI ON CALL "VERY LIKELY TO GET BILL PASSED IN NEXT FEW HOURS"

[Anonymous No.18048057]

chinese virus still showing up in the states

[Anonymous No.18048064]

>-7 %
>circuit breaker
>+7%
>no circuit breaker
no wonder it was a huge bubble

[Anonymous No.18048065]

>>18048054
yeah I'm sure

[Anonymous No.18048066]

>>18048049
risk management retard

[Anonymous No.18048067]

man i know this is a bounce but it really is hard to tell how long this bounce will last and how high
reeeee

[Anonymous No.18048070]

>multiple states yesterday close all non-essiential businesses, bringing the total number of states on lockdown to over 10
>No sign of stopping the exponential growth of the virus
>Senate can't pass the recovery bill
>democrats introduce a 1000+ page bill with endless bullshit in it that will never pass
>stonks rise

[Anonymous No.18048071]

>>18048000
I'm shooting for 23 but I'm also retarded so I wouldn't listen

[Anonymous No.18048073]

I missed the bottom again...

[Anonymous No.18048075]

What goes up..

[Anonymous No.18048080]

dropped half a percent after Pelosi started talking

[Anonymous No.18048085]

Are we going to get the biggest pump and dump of a lifetime in the span of a single day?

[Anonymous No.18048086]

Once the economy goes back to normal, is there anything wrong with getting an absolute assload of SQQQ and sitting on it for literally years until the next crash and sell it all?

[Anonymous No.18048088]

>>18048043
>what is a reverse split

KEK

[Anonymous No.18048089]

thread theme for today
https://youtu.be/dega_DjyOQo

[Anonymous No.18048095]

Based Pelosi. It's HER turn.

[Anonymous No.18048097]

FUCK BEARS WHY DID I FELL FOR THIS MEME

[Anonymous No.18048101]

>>18047996
Yeah, but they think even MOAR money will be printed.

[Anonymous No.18048102]

>>18047924
Dax + 7%

[Anonymous No.18048104]

how come IV is falling when we had -4% yesterday and +6% today? Can someone explain?

[Anonymous No.18048105]

>>18048041
wait there are weed stonks?

[Anonymous No.18048112]

>struggling to reach 20,000
hahah it's all over

[Anonymous No.18048116]

Does anyone know if the they’re voting on the stimulus package again today?

[Anonymous No.18048117]

>>18047955
>>18048003
>>18048043
>>18048088

[Anonymous No.18048120]

>>18048015
aint a coinflip if paper money in circulation seems to double in 2020

[Anonymous No.18048122]

>>18048070
just wait till unemployment numbers hit on thursday lol

[Anonymous No.18048124]

QUICK WHEN DO JOB NUMBERS COME OUT

[Anonymous No.18048126]

>>18048071
Rarely reaches that except for giant pumps.

[Anonymous No.18048131]

Now is the time to sell otherwise good luck

[Anonymous No.18048130]

>>18047921
>>18047924
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18048136]

>>18048043
ononononono

[Anonymous No.18048140]

you guys better sell or you're going to get fucked new york is still getting hit hard

[Anonymous No.18048147]

>>18048086
The daily leverage reset will eat your lunch if we have another bull run

[Anonymous No.18048151]

>>18048104
markets going up is not volatility

[Anonymous No.18048152]

I'm down on TVIX, should I buy more?

[Anonymous No.18048153]

>>18048124
thursday

[Anonymous No.18048155]

>>18048067
If the markets follow the same principles as the conservation of energy, then each bounce will be less drastic and last less time than the one prior.
The Fed might make it seem like this isn't the case, but that's at the cost of inflating the dollar.

[Anonymous No.18048156]

>>18048043
Imagine there were 5000 units and each person have 5 unit of a fund, each worth 0.01USD, reverse split mean those 5000 units will become 1000 (in case 1 for 5) and each person will now have 1unit of fund each worth 0.05USD

[Anonymous No.18048159]

>>18048124
Thursday.
Welcome to an up day on the markets.

[Anonymous No.18048160]

Why the fuck won't it go through?!!!

[Anonymous No.18048162]

>>18048140
Cope harder bearcuck

[Anonymous No.18048164]

>>18048152
why in the absolute fuck are you holding TVIX? wait till EOD to gague how it will behave tomorrow. thursday will be a fucking bloodbath

[Anonymous No.18048167]

KNEEL BEFORE CHADREN AND I MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR MARKET.

[Anonymous No.18048173]

>>18048064
Isn't it have to wait till S&P hit 7%?

[Anonymous No.18048174]

I hurt myself today.

[Anonymous No.18048175]

Setting up for a bloodbath on Thursday. If the bill drops Wesnesday, it will be a great time to buy some puts

[Anonymous No.18048178]

GUSH
USO

OIL OIL OIL OIL

[Anonymous No.18048180]

Hehe it's dropping.

[Anonymous No.18048182]

>>18048104
Volatility cuts both ways

[Anonymous No.18048183]

They loved Trump's message yesterday. America will not roll over and wet on themselves. We will get things rolling again. The commie flu will not stop us.

[Anonymous No.18048187]

>below 7%
JEROOOOOOOME
PUUUUUUUUUUUMP

[Anonymous No.18048189]

>>18048160
Because the asking price is 17+ and you're asking for 10 lmao

[Anonymous No.18048197]

>>18048130
BRRRRRRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18048198]

>both of the stocks I have puts on had a good day yesterday while the market was red
>they're having another good day today

[Anonymous No.18048200]

>>18048152
I just bought in at 240

[Anonymous No.18048202]

you just know the boomers are all laughing like "what i'd say, it ALWAYS goes back up"
fucking just wait, JUST

[Anonymous No.18048205]

>>18048178
>USO
>In the red

[Anonymous No.18048207]

ALL IN ALL SPY. BEARS ARE FINISHED HAHAHAHAHA. Can't wait to see negative balance of bears robinhood accounts on WSB.

[Anonymous No.18048208]

How long until Jerome snaps and just buys the entire stock market?

[Anonymous No.18048212]

>>18048013
Heh
Kid
You still haven’t felt the power of my...forbidden technique

[Anonymous No.18048213]

which thread is everyone in

I limit bought SDOW at 72 and SQQQ at 24, I'm gonna make so much fucking money when people start dieing in droves

[Anonymous No.18048215]

So, did we miss the bottom?

[Anonymous No.18048219]

jesus christ retards its only been 15 minutes, it will be 19000 EOD

[Anonymous No.18048220]

>that pathetic attempt by Jerome
HOLD FAST BOBROS

[Anonymous No.18048221]

Ok guys I learned my lesson, I can’t do options. Im going to sit on the sidelines and gradually dip my toes into long term investments. It’s been fun LARPing as an intelligent trader but my heart can’t take it

[Anonymous No.18048222]

Why didn't I buy yesterday. Guys I fucking hate the fed and the institutional investors pulling shit like this. God dammit.

[Anonymous No.18048224]

should i buy SQQQ today or wait closer to Thurs?

[Anonymous No.18048227]

>>18048043
you thought you made it didnt you kid

[Anonymous No.18048228]

>>18048215
wait till thursday amigo

[Anonymous No.18048229]

Yeah, this nothingburger is over. We did it, bros.

[Anonymous No.18048231]

>>18048212
POWELL DON'T DO IT

[Anonymous No.18048232]

nice thing to wake up to
muh cattle

[Anonymous No.18048233]

>>18048064
Privatize Profits, Socialize Losses.

Turkey world

[Anonymous No.18048238]

>>18048215
we're in for some colossal drops

[Anonymous No.18048240]

This will be the biggest bump and dump in history. It's going below 18k come thursday

[Anonymous No.18048241]

>>18048215
If you can't think further than 1 day ahead, yes

[Anonymous No.18048243]

>heh it's dropping
Says the increasingly nervous bear for the 89th time.

[Anonymous No.18048244]

>>18048160
Because no one wants to sell for $10? Do you think that you just press buttons and it magically goes through?

[Anonymous No.18048246]

>>18048208
>they haven't already
This pump is Jerome himself using printed USD buttcoin

[Anonymous No.18048251]

>>18048049
Just get more money anon. It works for the fed and banks.

[Anonymous No.18048252]

>>18048189
It was 8.4-8.7 when I did it midnight

[Anonymous No.18048257]

>>18048070
Massachusetts' GDP per capita is about 86k, Virginia's is just under 60k. For comparison, the entire country of Switzerland is 80k per capita and the UK's is just under 40k GDP. MA and VA are shut the fuck down for at least two weeks, business is disrupted, supply chains are kekked. This recovery doesn't make sense, economically.

Also the vote isn't passing or probably even happening today, 100%. Screencap this post kek.

[Anonymous No.18048264]

>>18048229
are you listening to Pelosi, this bills never getting passed

[Anonymous No.18048270]

>Crude futures

OH NO NO NO OIL BULLS

[Anonymous No.18048277]

>>18048257
STOP FUDDING WE ARE AT THE BOTTOM RETARD

[Anonymous No.18048279]

>>18048162
Can't wait to post this when the time comes.
Good thing I won't have to wait especially long.

[Anonymous No.18048288]

>>18048277
This post is unironically FUD, kek.

[Anonymous No.18048291]

did you buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.18048292]

>>18048240
True. Question is, do we buy that day or the next?

[Anonymous No.18048293]

Just bought a cheap ford put, hopefully they don't get bailed out again... Anything other cheap puts for a poorfag to "gamble on"?

[Anonymous No.18048294]

>>18048156
Wtf? Is this even legal?
I want my shares back

[Anonymous No.18048295]

>>18048264
no I'm listening to bloomgoy

[Anonymous No.18048296]

>>18048277

[Anonymous No.18048303]

TVIX/SQQQ Y/N?

[Anonymous No.18048304]

>>18048215
No, this is just another bull trap.

[Anonymous No.18048305]

stunning how many stock market hating bears there is out now! xD perhaps they are flooding from pol to here

[Anonymous No.18048308]

>>18048222
I bought at opening cuz i FOMO'd. worked out so far.

[Anonymous No.18048311]

>>18048293
ZILLOW

[Anonymous No.18048313]

>>18048205
You could've bought the bottom yesterday.

[Anonymous No.18048315]

>>18048140
We’re literally testing the cure starting today and Trump is hell bent on ending this.

[Anonymous No.18048317]

AND JUST LIKE THAT

[Anonymous No.18048325]

>>18048293
XOM, but that suicide. Betting against the biggest public oil comoany.

[Anonymous No.18048328]

>>18048292
The despair phase will last into next week.

[Anonymous No.18048336]

are dividends still frens? trying to look for cheapies

[Anonymous No.18048338]

>>18048104
Crab bro’s just ate my fucking dick on the beach, I bought UVXY at $122 because of fucking FOMO last week and just finally sold them for $45
Feel like the biggest fucking chump

[Anonymous No.18048339]

>>18048279
I could be a bear larping as a bull

[Anonymous No.18048342]

I’m bearish only because I work from an “essential business”. Everyone has already stocked up on supplies and so most markets besides Costco/Sams Clubs are near empty. At least 5 people I know have gotten laid off in the travel sector. People are not realizing this effect and I believe by Thursday when the unemployment numbers drop people will see how fucked this situation is for a lot of people

[Anonymous No.18048344]

>>18048315
Just because he's gonna force people back to work doesn't mean things will get better. i forsee maybe 5% more on the upside maximum followed by -5 to -15% down from todays opening

[Anonymous No.18048345]

This reminds me of that one Slipknot song.
Anyone remember the lyrics?

[Anonymous No.18048346]

>>18048311
I'm talking 30 or 40 dollars, my friends, maybe 50 if I have a gut feeling or serious info, this is just the OT cash from my grocery job :) make sure you thank me for my service in your next post

[Anonymous No.18048347]

>>18048257
More states are going to quarantine today too. Domino effect.

Georgia for instance the governor only did a 'shelter in place' for at-risk individuals. How do you enforce that? Then later last night the Atlanta mayor did a full shut down, which means the governor is going to have to follow suit kek

[Anonymous No.18048351]

W-WHAT KIND OF PUMP IS THIS? DID JEROME ACHIEVE ULTRA INSTINCT????

[Anonymous No.18048362]

NOTHING BURGER GAAAAAAAAAAAANG

[Anonymous No.18048363]

>>18048305
IMAGINE thinking that this is over.
While a a pandemic makes its way to NYC, a highly-anticipated stimulus bill dies in the Senate and devastating unemployment numbers are a couple of days away.
IMAGINE being that retarded.

[Anonymous No.18048366]

>>18048325
I feel like i missed the boat on that one

[Anonymous No.18048368]

>>18048018
> betting against AMD

Why the fuck would you do that? Even despite the Corona crisis, they're still rock-solid.

[Anonymous No.18048376]

buy puts Wednesday after stimulus package
sell puts Thursday after unemployment figure

ezpz

[Anonymous No.18048377]

>>18048228
Everyone knows job numbers will be bad, how could that not be priced in at this point

[Anonymous No.18048381]

>>18048351
It was Trump giving update yesterday. He made it clear that we will be opening up businesses soon.

[Anonymous No.18048386]

>>18048344
Actually a fair estimate ill give you that

[Anonymous No.18048388]

HOPE YOURE HUNGRY BOBROS, BULL MEAT ON THE MENU TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.18048389]

>>18048339
Are you, though?

[Anonymous No.18048391]

>>18047924
Trump expressed the desire to ease the quarantine measures, I guess.
BRRR too, of course.

[Anonymous No.18048393]

>>18048338
Same boat as you.

[Anonymous No.18048395]

>>18048351
Asian markets and European markets performed better last night, further, there is news that the Bill in the Senate is close to being voted on.

[Anonymous No.18048397]

>thanos snaps his fingers, wipes out half of humanity
>SPY moons

[Anonymous No.18048398]

The feds just want it to be over 20k again so fucking bad

[Anonymous No.18048409]

so this is fake and gay right?

[Anonymous No.18048411]

>>18048377
Going off the Goldman analysis lets say the expectation is 2.5 million jobless claims. If we end up with 1.5, we pump. If we end up with 3.5, we dump.

[Anonymous No.18048418]

>>18048376
>Stimulus package
Ain't gonna happen. Dem's ain't gonna agree to sign the republicans version of that shit in an election year, and republicans ain't signing the dem's version

[Anonymous No.18048419]

>>18048345
I push my fingers into my

[Anonymous No.18048421]

I can’t stand Pelosi

[Anonymous No.18048423]

I SHOULD OF BOUGHT A SHIT TON OF CALLS FOR BOEING YESTERDAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18048424]

>>18048366
I have puts against them. 26% OTM, expirarion 3 months from now. As far as I know, the saudis haven't even shipped their oil yet. Also demand will go to zero with the whole world on lockdown. We're months away from peak corona.

[Anonymous No.18048427]

>>18048381
and in a few days he will unfortunately has to delay he promise. :)

[Anonymous No.18048428]

Credit where credit is due
Thank you MR PRESIDENT
everything is pricing in, we're gonna make it lads

[Anonymous No.18048430]

>>18048397
>"You should have bought the dip"
>*snaps*

[Anonymous No.18048431]

>>18048389
That's just part of the mystery. I usually but inverse etf for a clue.

[Anonymous No.18048434]

Kek, this is so sad. Looks like American economy wont be broken by stock market as it;s getting literal infinite money supply fake inflation to keep it going.

The economic effects of corona quarantine reducing produced goods and services is.

[Anonymous No.18048435]

>>18048409
yes

[Anonymous No.18048438]

LMAO THIS CRAMMER AND PELOSI CONVERSATION

[Anonymous No.18048444]

>>18048342
The biggest questions to me are whether companies keep paying workers at home, and how long those workers are retained when things start up again. I know a lot of people who can't work remotely, but are still getting most of their paycheck (for now). The real effects may be a ways out if those companies can keep payroll going until the recovery of those sectors doesn't happen.

[Anonymous No.18048445]

>>18048351
Fuck your stupid memes. Nothing has been pumped into the market yet.

[Anonymous No.18048447]

>the market can't possibly know that there will be 1000s deaths in 2 weeks, but i do hehe

[Anonymous No.18048450]

WEW

[Anonymous No.18048453]

this shit is going to crash give it an hour

[Anonymous No.18048462]

>>18048431
wakarimasen lol

[Anonymous No.18048466]

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY
“THE MARKET IS FORWARD LOOKING?!!???”
THERES NO WAY ANYONE SAW THIS COMING BESIDES ME!!

HOW DARE THE MARKET NOT GO STRAIGHT DOWN WITHOUT ANY RETRACEMENTS!!!!

REEEEEE THATS A SCAM

[Anonymous No.18048468]

>>18048428
Companies had been closing down voluntarily before this whole thing really spread. Further, Trump saying it'll be open means fuck all if the governors and businesses say "Fuck off"

[Anonymous No.18048470]

>>18048438
MAKE A PLEDGE!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18048475]

>House has already left and needs to pass the bill by unanimous consent
lmao rip stimulus

[Anonymous No.18048476]

>>18048447
Nothing is ever priced in, you tard.

[Anonymous No.18048479]

>>18048363
seething anger! XD

[Anonymous No.18048483]

>>18048423
You have literally no way of knowing it would've went up, unless you have insider knowledge. Don't get mad.
>>18048409
I want you to seriously take a second and think... Yes, it is.

[Anonymous No.18048485]

[Anonymous No.18048491]

>>18048466
The market is rightward looking.

[Anonymous No.18048490]

>>18048476
>Nothing is ever priced in, you tard.

[Anonymous No.18048492]

Unemployment numbers aren't going to do anything, right? This market is fucking backwards so even if half the nation is unemployed we'll get a green Thursday.

What the fuck bros

[Anonymous No.18048497]

>>18048221
It is very stressful.

[Anonymous No.18048500]

THINK OF THE 150 MILLION PELOSI

[Anonymous No.18048501]

LMAO

[Anonymous No.18048506]

>>18048423
>>18048483
>boeing still going up
I guess the market can stay irrational longer than I can stay solvent

[Anonymous No.18048508]

I BOUGHT THE TOP
AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18048509]

>>18048450
big big yikes

[Anonymous No.18048510]

I just went all in on a short on AAPL for 99k usd at at 235 strike

How retarded is this?

[Anonymous No.18048514]

>>18048470
Such fucking cringe

WHY is he pretending Kevin Johnson signed on to his bullshit pledge. I know he wants to help but he’s being a bit of a tard.

[Anonymous No.18048515]

>>18048479
baseless optimism! :DDDDD

[Anonymous No.18048519]

oh look
me up $6k

how it feel for be out traded by girl

[Anonymous No.18048524]

>>18048501
lmao

[Anonymous No.18048525]

>>18048409
no, it's clearly over. everyone should have held their bags all the way through

[Anonymous No.18048527]

>>18047954
weve been sayng for a week not to buy GUSH until it splits

[Anonymous No.18048530]

>>18048490
Don't tell me you belive the market is actually rational. Also checkout the confirmed corona cases with a CC to the SPX. It's almost -1.

[Anonymous No.18048539]

>>18048525
Companies that have no business being up, even outside of beer virus, are sky rocketing. This is very clearly and obviously a bull trap. Just hold your puts and go do something else

[Anonymous No.18048544]

>>18048492
Just go with the flow and make what money you can. Just remember that the virus is still around.

[Anonymous No.18048547]

>>18048492
No underlying economic issues causing that unemployment. Are you in high school you put buying RETARD?

[Anonymous No.18048548]

>>18048519
Perfection.
I'm down on my SPY puts but up on my intelsat stonks

[Anonymous No.18048554]

>>18048444
What about the other side of that?

I'm working at home, but normally my company would never allow me to do this. I don't want to go back to the office. I want to do this all the time!

[Anonymous No.18048555]

>>18048510
balls of steel

[Anonymous No.18048556]

el ultima trampa del toro

[Anonymous No.18048559]

>increasing cases in NY/Cali (HUGE pop. hubs)
>NJ is getting cucked
>businesses closed
>no sellable goods
>lack of medical supplies
>normies going crazy indoors

[Anonymous No.18048566]

>Platinum pumping

[Anonymous No.18048567]

call on CEIX ? ideas ?

[Anonymous No.18048568]

>wake up at 6 fucking in the morning
>look at RH
>see pic related
I'm going back to bed...

[Anonymous No.18048572]

>>18047954
why are the calls worthless now? shouldn't they have split as well?

[Anonymous No.18048573]

>>18048547
>No underlying economic issues
how about the loss of a frew trillion dollars from the real economy?

[Anonymous No.18048576]

>>18048519
what girl?

[Anonymous No.18048578]

So sell Wednesday and buy puts?

[Anonymous No.18048580]

>>18048547
Do you have brain damage?

[Anonymous No.18048584]

>>18048559
Was already priced in faggot
Market was just oversold because of kiddies like you LMAO

[Anonymous No.18048592]

>>18048544
how do i do that
i'm special needs pls

[Anonymous No.18048593]

>>18048568
If you're playing a puts game you don't normally expect it to just keep on going on. You put i to take gains over a longer period of time.

[Anonymous No.18048594]

boeing is about to crash get out

[Anonymous No.18048603]

Buy $sqqq when? Under $25?

[Anonymous No.18048605]

"these numbers were absolutely epicly bad, I have never seen numbers so bad"

Bloomberg apparently has the anti-Trump on lmao

>>18048578
sell and go short today, nobody knows whether wednesday is green or red

[Anonymous No.18048606]

>>18048492
This whole Jewish market is rigged. They can just change the numbers on the screen as they please. What a fucking scam, and the worse is that it probably won't collapse because boomers are sacrificing everything to make sure it doesn't.
FUCK BOOMERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.18048608]

>>18048000
Buy SPXS.

[Anonymous No.18048609]

so is it actually bad to hold SQQQ overnight?

[Anonymous No.18048616]

>>18048568
>Uber puts
why?

[Anonymous No.18048620]

>>18048573
You'll grow up sometime bud, I promise

[Anonymous No.18048627]

>>18048363
literally all priced in
it's all green from here

[Anonymous No.18048633]

>>18048594
This is the Fed's clown market. Boeing crashing means MOONING

[Anonymous No.18048636]

>>18048594
No, Boeing won't.

[Anonymous No.18048641]

>>18048620
how about explain instead of showing how much of a brainlet you are?

[Anonymous No.18048644]

>>18048609
>>18048603
>>18048578
go for it, you gonna be rich

[Anonymous No.18048646]

Bulls are delusional cultists. Haven't been right once in weeks, surely THIS is the bottom

[Anonymous No.18048647]

>>18048609
If youre expecting bad news, then no

[Anonymous No.18048649]

>>18048627
Ayy vwolla

[Anonymous No.18048650]

>>18048606
>>18048580
LOOK AT ALL THAT GREEN BOYS
GOOD DAY TO BE A BULL

[Anonymous No.18048653]

>>18048559
NYC is REALLY bad
largest chinatown and nobody there was wearing masks
people stacked on top of each other
genetic sequencing shows virus was spreading for weeks before confirmed cases

[Anonymous No.18048656]

>tfw bought UPRO before closing yesterday
Thanks Bulls. False bottom

[Anonymous No.18048658]

>>18048620
nice argument dumbass

[Anonymous No.18048663]

>>18048620
Not that guy but why are you ignoring all the debt bubbles that inflated this piece of shit market.

[Anonymous No.18048666]

> Cases in the US are increasing exponentially
> Dow is up 6%

H-help fellow bobos

[Anonymous No.18048678]

>>18048641
Look at the fucking market you goddamn moron. Nothing but GREEN

[Anonymous No.18048680]

why are there two /smg/s active

I actually like it because it makes both of them slow enough to read

[Anonymous No.18048681]

17k is the absolute floor, we have been dancing 1k-2k above the floor, that means we were
OVERSOLD
OVERSOLD
OVERSOLD
OVERSOLD
OVERSOLD

Bears you had ur 12 weeks bro, Bull Run scheduled to return soon

[Anonymous No.18048684]

>>18048666
>Falling for the dead cat bounce
You aren't a bear bro if you're being scared by this

[Anonymous No.18048688]

>>18048666
There is no concerns for Bobos, God help Americans, because sure as fuck state is not going to help them.

[Anonymous No.18048691]

is senate voting today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weoKnmUgot8

[Anonymous No.18048695]

Watching the thread, it's like most of you have never actually traded stocks before.

[Anonymous No.18048697]

>>18048666
Checked. Imagine what's going to happen when this shit reaches its natural conoclusion.
So much steak that you'll never need to stockpile toilet paper again.

[Anonymous No.18048698]

>>18048609
No, not at all. You could have bought at $25 on Friday and sold over $30 yesterday. Then back in at $25 today.

[Anonymous No.18048701]

>>18048666
you know what to do bobo, buy low sell high

TVIX, SDOW, SQQQ, and all our other favourite friends are low right now, and we both know they will soon be high

[Anonymous No.18048703]

>>18048663
>>18048658
HOW'S ALL THAT GREEN LOOKING? I'M UP 15K ATM, THINK I SHOULD CASH OUT OR RIDE IT BACK UP TO THE TOP? THIS IS FUCKING FREE MONEY

[Anonymous No.18048706]

What if trump has another noon presser? Think it’ll dump?

[Anonymous No.18048713]

>>18048678
>green line haha
that was your line of thought nigger?

[Anonymous No.18048716]

>>18048684
post your bearish positions faggot.

[Anonymous No.18048732]

>>18048703
another brilliant argument, simpleton

[Anonymous No.18048734]

>stimulus bill not passing
>corona cases growing like mad
>all businesses closing
>Dow gets +1000 overnight
Yeah, really natural market you got there, kikes.

[Anonymous No.18048735]

>>18048681
And 20k is the roof

[Anonymous No.18048736]

>>18048706
It'll crab. He's been doing a ton of those lately and unless its anything important like yesterday it wont do much

[Anonymous No.18048738]

>>18048713
Little piece of advice little guy. ALWAYS BET ON AMERICA

[Anonymous No.18048740]

>>18048680
because the same type of retard who comments 'first' on youtube HAS to have it be their thread that gets used so they post them before the bump limit, then someone else makes a new thread at the right time and we split into 2

[Anonymous No.18048742]

Creation requires sacrifice, the blood of the bull is that sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.18048751]

>>18048608
What's the difference?

[Anonymous No.18048752]

>>18048732
HERE YOU GO BUDDY

[Anonymous No.18048758]

>>18048703
Oh no one green day that triggered my hedge calls, what ever shall I do.
Face it, it will be over on Thursday.

[Anonymous No.18048765]

>>18048751
nigga if you have to ask that you shouldn't be trading leveraged inverse ETFs

[Anonymous No.18048768]

>>18048734
They're still pretending stimulus is going to pass. If it actually does, big rally. If it doesn't small dump.

[Anonymous No.18048769]

>he didn’t buy the dip

[Anonymous No.18048777]

>>18048769
>a 10k drop is a dip now

[Anonymous No.18048784]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18048786]

>>18048740
On every other board, you don't make a new general until you hit the bump limit AND the threat is on page 10. That smg doesn't follow the convention continues to be annoying.

[Anonymous No.18048793]

>https://www.senate.gov/legislative/floor_activity_pail.htm
will they unify this time?

[Anonymous No.18048794]

>>18048758
based

[Anonymous No.18048798]

>>18048758
SAYS INCREASINGLY NERVOUS BEAR FOR TENTH TIME THIS THREAD.
JUST SOLD SOME TO COVER MY ENTRY PLUS 5K IN PROFIT. WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH MORE THERE IS TO MAKE WITH WHAT I LEFT IN

[Anonymous No.18048800]

>SPY flat
What are the market makers waiting for?

[Anonymous No.18048803]

What the fuck this stock market haha

[Anonymous No.18048829]

>>18048786
there seems to be very little moderation here desu which doesnt help. they get deleted quickly on other boards

[Anonymous No.18048832]

>nothing but bad news
>shoots up like a motherfucker
Yeah totally safe to buy back in guys

[Anonymous No.18048836]

>>18048738

[Anonymous No.18048839]

[Anonymous No.18048842]

>>18048786
fuck off

[Anonymous No.18048849]

>>18048765
I get that one is tracking the nasdaq 100 and one is tracking s&p 500 but why buy one over the other?

[Anonymous No.18048866]

Long time observer, first time investor. Planning on buying varried amounts of each of these. I fucked up and didnt get my TFSA set up until last week and the money took 5 days to deposit, so I missed the big dip in oil and yesterdays bottom. Should I buy in now, or is there any merrit in waiting it out till Thursday?

[Anonymous No.18048867]

>>18048832
i guess it is kinda hyped now because of the billionaire buying back in...furthermore infinite QE isn't something to laugh about.

[Anonymous No.18048869]

[Anonymous No.18048880]

>>18048832
IM GOING ALL IN BITCHES

[Anonymous No.18048882]

>>18048849
because sometimes the NASDAQ moves differently from the S&P?

NASDAQ is tech stonk heavy, DOW is industrial heavy, iirc S&P is financial heavy but don't quote me

[Anonymous No.18048890]

>See stock market shot up almost 6% this morning
>Get confident, surely this is over.
>Get in car and drive down to H-E-B
>They're forcing lines to get into the store, half of the people in line wearing masks and gloves
>My-immune-compromised-face-when.jpg

wtf S&P you lied to me! Guess its time to start going to smaller ethnic stores

[Anonymous No.18048896]

>>18048311
What's the difference between Z and ZG?

[Anonymous No.18048903]

>>18048880
GET IN WHILE THE GETTING IS GOOD, STILL A LONG WAY TO GO BEFORE WE TOP OUT. BEARS ON SUICIDE WATCH

[Anonymous No.18048911]

>ohnononono
can our nigga cramer ever recover from this brutal mogg?

[Anonymous No.18048918]

An all too familiar pattern repeats. The bulls, blinded as they are to reason, don't recognize the danger.

[Anonymous No.18048921]

new ?_?

>>18048912

>>18048912

>>18048912

>>18048912

[Anonymous No.18048929]

LMAO JEROME REALLY WANTS IT TO GO ABOVE 20K

[Anonymous No.18048930]

REUSE THE OTHER CONDOM
>>18047890
>>18047890
>>18047890

>>18048921
NO RETARD

[Anonymous No.18048938]

>>18047999
FB banned my brother for this pic.
he doesn't even know what 4chan is.

[Anonymous No.18048939]

>>18048866
Wait if you want to be a buy-and-hold investor. There's too much potential downside and volatility in the market right now. It's better to miss a little of the recovery than buy in while the market is still declining.

[Anonymous No.18048941]

>>18048911
they don't call him flex for nothing

[Anonymous No.18048960]

>>18048918
zoom in

[Anonymous No.18048971]

why the fuck would anyone buy back in, let alone be bullish in regards to this market? trump basically just admitted by saying that he wants to open the businesses again, that he doesnt care if 10-20% of all americans die in the next few months

[Anonymous No.18049020]

>>18048971
Stonks are an opportunity to make money.
Period.

[Anonymous No.18049029]

>>18048849
Honestly yesterday you probably could've played SQQQ, but I was watching it waiting to switch between SPXS and SQQQ. SPXS was just more profitable to be in. Despite being in the green SQQQ never really got to "discount" where SPXS got pretty close to +0% repeatedly and hit ~10% repeatedly through the day.

It's just margins and volatility. NASDAQ has it's head way closer to water than DOW or S&P because practically all the tech domain shit can be done remotely.

[Anonymous No.18049048]

>>18048866
>yesterday's bottom
lol

[Anonymous No.18049080]

>>18049029
Also consider monitoring SDOW.

[Anonymous No.18049177]

>>18048971
B/c not everyone lives in their parents basement fapping to cartoons

[Anonymous No.18049225]

>>18048971
i guarantee you have a 4 figure account

[Anonymous No.18049259]

>>18049225
That's generous

[Anonymous No.18049302]

>>18049225
>not YOLOing 5 figures on SQQQ
Not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.18049351]

to buy puts today or tomorrow ? strangle perhaps ?

[Anonymous No.18049467]

>>18048559
Can Wallstreet be closed due to Corona, if cases get that bad in NY?

[Anonymous No.18049577]

>>18048519
guy
in
real
life

[Anonymous No.18049591]

>>18049467
It is closed

[Anonymous No.18049606]

>>18049467
NYSE already closed the floor, but it'll take an apocalypse for financials to actually stop operating.

[Anonymous No.18049706]

>>18049591
>>18049606
Thanks