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No pasta, I'm lazy.

>> No.18032046

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18032060

Die, faggot

>> No.18032063

stop making new threads early , literally no reason we cant ride the thread to page 9
t. Bear

>> No.18032071
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>>18032012
Kill yourself this is not the general. You will loose you entire portfolio and be raped by a pack of niggers tonight.

>> No.18032084
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The floor is gonna be 10k when this is all over isnt it.

>> No.18032088
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18032088

When do I get my check, lads?

>> No.18032117

Why does it take 100,000 years for money to transfer from my bank to Robinhood. We will be in the next economic crisis before I can even invest

>> No.18032119
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How powerful is he?

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>>18032012
More like shoa market general. Also, is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?

>> No.18032134

>>18032063
Every time you make a new thread a coin thread dies.

>> No.18032163

Itt only anons that know what colonial script is can post.

>> No.18032189

I got the template saved and added the market clocks for the people who want to see what's open and where so as to actually play the market...

>> No.18032193

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18032207

I’ve got $50 left over. Someone shill me an option or stock.

>> No.18032263

>>18032207
Just go in on intelsat. It's a long term performer and has so many government contracts that the worst that will happen is GD LM or BAH will simply absorb them into the collective, resulting in free stonks for you

>> No.18032296

>>18032207
pick up 7 PK, its crabbing at the bottom

>> No.18032489

>>18032088
never. dems just blocked it again

>> No.18032537
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I SEE NO FLOOR OTHER THAN ZERO
>I SEE NO FLOOR OTHER THAN ZERO

I SEE NO FLOOR OTHER THAN ZERO
>I SEE NO FLOOR OTHER THAN ZERO

I SEE NO FLOOR OTHER THAN ZERO
>I SEE NO FLOOR OTHER THAN ZERO

I SEE NO FLOOR OTHER THAN ZERO
>I SEE NO FLOOR OTHER THAN ZERO

>> No.18032645

Is this the bottom yet? Like seriously debated if I should use my student loans

>> No.18032655

>>18032296
Wouldn't it be better to grab this in a week or two when the virus peaks. Hotels are still getting fucked

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>>18032119
otherworldly

>> No.18032904

>>18032012
New thread already up.
>>18032801
>>18032801

>> No.18032928

>>18032904
>no title

>> No.18032932

>no bill passing until Friday/Saturday
>unemployment numbers Thursday
>continued cases growing in US
>Canada now locking down in addition to more states

Someone tell me why you would be bullish this week?

>> No.18032978

>>18032928
....Remind me to kill something later.

>> No.18033003

>>18032932
The end of Western Civilization is already priced in, anon.

>> No.18033008

Did the democrats literally just block the neet bux? Did somebody take my crazy pills?

>> No.18033022

>>18032489
dem's blocked it because their are unconditional fossil fuel industry bailouts that the reopublicans put it, and 0 bailouts for the renewable energies industry.

All this money should go to the workers direct btw, not the companies, both parties are retarded now

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REMINDER

>> No.18033051
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VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT CORONA-CHAN'S POINT DROP?

>> No.18033055

>>18032012
9 minutes left should i cash out my 4/17 SPY put or let it stay until tomorrow

>> No.18033075

>>18033022
Yep let's give all the money to the workers not the companies that employ them, you're a fucking genius

>> No.18033096

IT'S PUMPING
GO GO GO
BET ON AMERICA IF YOU ARE A LONG TERM INVESTOR
-LARRY KUDLOW

>> No.18033116

No bail outs, Raise prices for healthcare to coincide with the demand for healthcare. Let the boomer remover do its thing. Oh and parties for all.

>> No.18033118

>>18032012
>*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT*

>> No.18033120

So it looks like a fed pump then

>> No.18033134

>>18033096
Bet on America
BA

>> No.18033155

WHY IS MY SQQQ GOING DOWN!!! FUCKING RIGGED MARKET!!!!

>> No.18033156

>>18033120
Obviously. Gotta keep it up so orange man doesn't throw a fit.

>> No.18033172

Kek who is this doomer lady
How many puts is she holding

>> No.18033179

>>18033075
What the fuck is the company gonna do with the money? Nothing.... that doesn't help the fucking workers that have to go on welfare cuz they have no income BECAUSE THEY WERE FIRED. You're fucking retarded dude stop breathing. Companies laying off 40% of their people, giving those companies money will do FUCKING NOTHING for working class people.

>> No.18033182

>>18033156
This country would have crumbled if it weren't for the trump buffer

>> No.18033211

TVIX below $400

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18033222

>>18033179
Guess what, companies won't have to lay off people if they GET THE MONEY
Talking to a leftist is like trying to communicate with a fucking seal
You're so desperate to be a slave dependent on the state holy shit

>> No.18033258
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18033258

Is anyone making money right now? SPY is slowly bleeding but my puts are only going down.

>> No.18033284

Markets are stabilizing guys. We're fine.

>> No.18033310

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

>> No.18033318

>>18033222
neck yourself trumptard. Bailing out companies does fuck all for the workers. all they care about is their profit % nothing else.

THEY ALREADY LAID OFF HIGH PERCENTAGES OF THEIR WORKFORCE YOU INBRED.

>> No.18033341

>>18033258
no, this is exactly whats happening to me too. wtf i was told SPY puts were guaranteed money. am i just being greedy for not selling them today for a $37 profit

>> No.18033344

>>18033284
>

>> No.18033349

>>18033179
Maybe those working class people should have picked an essential job instead of like you know, some useless position that can just be disposed of because they chose an industry that is non-essential. Like why do we even have non-essential employees. lmao. I spend everyday shit posting on /biz/ and even I got deemed essential.

>> No.18033374

Where do I send a complaint to the 4chan admin?
I lost so much money listening to people here. Pretty sure that is not legal.

>> No.18033406

>>18033344
Prove me wrong. No more crazy swings since last week. We're seeing stabilization.

>> No.18033412

Thoughts on asset managers like BLK and BAM? They're taking disproportionate hits on this.

>> No.18033428

>>18033318
They need workers to operate, do you not understand what a company is or how it works? Look, I remember what it was like to be 12 but damn dude get it together.

>> No.18033441

>>18032932
I bought.

>> No.18033455

>>18033374
Everything here is satire faggot

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>>18033374
I can speak for them
>Pic related

>> No.18033492

>>18033428
you know literally fuckall about economics. Yea they'll bring people back to work... and pay them the SAME AMOUNT as when they were fired... So the company lost 0 dollars because all the lost productivity over time was bailed out... and the workers... wait for it.... lost thousands by not working then returned to work... all that money they didnt make while they were not working DID NOT GO TO THEM IN ANY WAY.

You are literally a wage cuck. fuck off

>> No.18033507

>>18033428
They need customers or grants to operate... You think those workers that aren't paying for them selves are required?

>> No.18033653

>>18033492
The fact that you can't even remain calm during an internet discussion with a stranger speaks volumes about you and your opinion on the matter

>> No.18033700

>>18033653
great retort to the actual point because you can't prove that you were right so instead you attack the other person's character.

just admit you lost and you're wrong already, you essentially already did

>> No.18033702

EXXON or CHEVRON?
Which one guys?

>> No.18033763

>>18033653
He's right though

>> No.18033766

>>18032127
That's too real

>> No.18033833

>>18033763
>>18033700
Not gonna argue with a hysterical retard who just mindlessly regurgitates dishonest reddit talking points

>> No.18033891

>>18033833
nothing ive said is dishonest or a meme talking point but good to know you admitted defeat

>> No.18033918

>>18033702
Exxon... duh

>> No.18033923

>>18033891
If you honestly look at your own argument you'll see where the error is, if I want to dismantle piece by piece the poorly thought out arguments of high school socialists I'll go to reddit, thanks for the offer though

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>>18033923
>he says this while unable to actually point out a flaw because he lost this hard

pathetic

>> No.18034013

>>18033702
Why not buy both?

>> No.18034083

Why is AMD going up, it's not fair.

>> No.18034236

>>18032127
>>18033766
Actually out of date. Nightmare world is increasing and the way it works now is that companies don't hire anyone anymore. They now pay contracting companies and staffing agencies to find people and put them to work for 50% of what competitive pay would've been years ago, with no benefits and shit training. If you start to show resistance to this process, no matter how strong of an employee you are, you will be fired instantly and replaced with up to 5 significantly shittier employees who won't fight back.
>t. zoomer

>> No.18034768

>>18034236
Those agencies always seem so scummy and predatory.