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>> No.18028807

>BOEING SUSPENDS ALL OPERATIONS

>> No.18028809
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18028809

>> No.18028814

time to buy cheap spy puts

>> No.18028817

>>18028779
me in the back with the white t shirt

>> No.18028818
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18028818

>ever trusting senators

>> No.18028819
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18028819

DENY THE VOTE
KILL THE MARKET
LET IT BURN

>> No.18028821

>>18028779
I just wanted to be a gay bear for once in my life and now SPY is flying up again

>> No.18028825

What should I buy today?

>> No.18028829

I honestly do not understand why the DOW keeps rising with nothing but bad news across the board.....fucking clown world

>> No.18028831

STOP
GOD DAMN
PUMPING

>> No.18028845

>>18028809
That has to be the gayest thing I've ever read.

>> No.18028847

Anyone in NUGT? Will it go up

>> No.18028848

>>18028821
Theres always tomorrow fren.

>> No.18028849
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>>18028831
POWELL YOU FUCK

>> No.18028851

>>18028829
ever heared about the senate voting right now? retard

>> No.18028855

>>18028809
why is twitter so detached from reality?

>> No.18028856

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7QRsx9lbBU&feature=youtu.be&t=40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7QRsx9lbBU&feature=youtu.be&t=40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7QRsx9lbBU&feature=youtu.be&t=40

>> No.18028860

>>18028825
Calls on uup

>> No.18028861

>buy calls
>Boeing gets bailed out
>become millionaire
Literally can not lose. If they bailed out GM they will bail out fucking Boeing.

>> No.18028863
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18028863

>absolutely no good news
>market pumps

>> No.18028865

Knew I should have cashed out it was down 4% you can only win swing trading these days

>> No.18028866
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18028866

WHAT SHOULD I BUY WHEN WE HIT BOTTOM!!??!?!

>> No.18028867
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18028867

I hate all these smug fucks.

>> No.18028869
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18028869

lol at the senate transcripts

>> No.18028870

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN THE LAST HOUR, WHY IS IT CLIMBING?

>> No.18028874
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18028874

Jesus fucking christ there's no way tomorrow is green, right?

>> No.18028877

whoever is speaking now is a nice guy.

>> No.18028879

>>18028851
the fuck is voting going to do about curing the virus and restoring normality
you cant have a bull market solely on printing money

>> No.18028880
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18028880

My god

>> No.18028883

>>18028829
because at this point everything looks like a bargain

>> No.18028884

>>18028867
Same. Probably about 3 total sentences were spoken that were truthful. The rest is just bullshit.

>> No.18028886

>>18028861
lmao look at what happened to GM stock after the bailout

>> No.18028891

Why is it going up? What the fuck?

>> No.18028896

MAKE MY FUNDS AVAILABLE I WANT TO BUY

>> No.18028898
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18028898

>>18028809
based kantbot poster.

>> No.18028900

>>18028829
>>18028831
>>18028863
Retards.

>>18028866
Idiot this should be the bottom.

>> No.18028902

>>18028870
Fed Brrrrrr announcement

Market is stalled waiting on Senate to act

>> No.18028908

>>18028880
Skeletor

>> No.18028909

Someone answer me pls

>> No.18028910

What do you look at to make an informed decision about the potential near term movement of VIX?

>you're retarded ahhh referee
Yes.

>> No.18028912
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>>18028866
this is my watchlist +KTOS, AAPL, PFE and some others

>> No.18028913
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18028913

>> No.18028914
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18028914

ARE MY PUTS RETARDED I SHOWED YOU MY TRUMPBUX PLS RESPOND.

>> No.18028915

>>18028874
over 40k cases, 400 deaths in the US now
more than 20k cases in NY alone

>> No.18028916

>>18028879
>you cant have a bull market solely on printing money
hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18028917
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18028917

>When the price dropped so much that it causes graph glitches

>> No.18028920

>>18028866
An S&P 500 index fund.

>> No.18028921

>>18028845
>yes goy we got things under control, go back to work and continue this clown show

>> No.18028922

>>18028891
Filling up those sweet shorts before the vote and shit probably

>> No.18028923

>>18028870
Everyone fell asleep waiting for senators to ramble, Fed printers pumping unchecked.

>> No.18028926

>>18028879
We basically have had that for 12 years

>> No.18028937
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18028937

Tell me why I shouldn't buy DRDGOLD JNUG AUY NUGT etc... Right now

>> No.18028938

>>18028845
shut the FUCK up boomer

>> No.18028942

>>18028902
>>18028923
I see, so its just feds pumping then

>> No.18028945

>>18028829
BECAUSE JEROME LOVES PUMPING HIS GIANT FUCKING COCK

>> No.18028948
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18028948

ANTIBE TO THE FUCKING MOON!

>> No.18028950
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>> No.18028952
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18028952

>>18028880

>> No.18028955

Will the next stimulus pass before thursday's unemployment numbers?
I need to time my moves accordingly

>> No.18028959

Does anyone have a link to the Senate stream?

>> No.18028963

>>18028829

Squeeze all the short sellers out of the market then proceed to dump.

>> No.18028965

>>18028898
DONALD TRUMP WILL COMPLETE THE SYSTEM OF GERMAN IDEALISM

>> No.18028967

I lost my entire FUCKING INVESTMENT
WE WERE FUCKING RED UNTIL THE FED NIGGERS PUMPED THIS IS NOT A FUCKING FREE MARKET FUCKING KIKES FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOTS

>> No.18028969

>>18028959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw

>> No.18028970
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18028970

>>18028950
is this loss

>> No.18028972

>>18028950
is this..?

>> No.18028973
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18028973

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand wallah! the dow will never fall past 19k again!

>> No.18028974
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18028974

>based democrat telling fatcats to go down with their corporate ship.

>> No.18028976

>>18028900
>this should be the bottom.
Absolute retard.

>> No.18028977
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18028977

This dude says "measure" like Fred says "treasure"

>> No.18028980

>>18028950
kek good one

>> No.18028983

So congress successfully passing something the market goes up right?

>> No.18028985

>>18028955
It's not going to pass.

>> No.18028986
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18028986

how many times you do this?

>> No.18028988
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18028988

OH GOD IT'S BEAUTIFUL

IT'S JUST LIKE THE TARP SHIT

WE'LL GET THE BIIIIIIG NEET BUCKS BUT NOT YET, ONCE IT'S TOOOOOO LATE

>>18028959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw

>> No.18028991

fucking Jerome poomping my gains away. i'm holding 3x inverse on the SP500. shit was -4% an hour ago now it's only -.75%

FUCK YOU JEROME THIS MONEY IS FAKE NEWS

>> No.18028992
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18028992

>wasting time white knighting pelosi

>> No.18028994

>>18028948
imagine not investing in medicine and biotech during a pandemic

>> No.18028995

>>18028955
Why What are your thoughts regarding moves?

>> No.18028998

JUST VOTE and kill this stimulus bill already jesus

>> No.18028999

>>18028959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw&feature=emb_title

>> No.18029000

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHY IS IT GOING UP?

>> No.18029003

>>18028967
lol

>> No.18029004

>>18028967
Relax nigger it'll plummet.

>> No.18029005

>>18028983
yes

>> No.18029010

>>18028877
Yes, he's not a dick like others

>> No.18029012
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18029012

Next stop 20k bullbros

>> No.18029013

How many trillions did Jerome waste on this gay pump?

>> No.18029015

>>18028959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzPxPkR73zk

>> No.18029018
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18029018

VIRILE LOADS

>> No.18029019

>>18028809
>>18028898
>acknowledges the US government is corrupt as shit
>acknowledges the US government actively tries to fuck over its own people
>"JUST LET THE GOVERNMENT BUY INDUSTRIES"

I don't get it. He's really smart. How can he be so dumb at the same time?

>> No.18029022
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18029022

>>18028967
SHORTING THE MARKET IS NOT AN INVESTMENT.

IT IS SPECULATION.
AT BEST, A HEDGE.
AT WORST, A GAMBLE.

>> No.18029023

HAHHAHA WE PASSED THE BOTTOM WE'RE ONLY GOING UP FROM HERE

>> No.18029034
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18029034

>its the current century

>> No.18029035

>>18028976
>>18029000
Get back to reality you dumbasses!

>> No.18029037
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18029037

WE
ARE
BACK
SNIP SNIP MOTHERFUCKERS

>> No.18029046

>>18029013
>waste
It's not wasting when it has no value. When you can replace those trillions in an instant of BRRRing, it no longer matters.

>> No.18029047

>>18028969
>>18028988
>>18028999
Thanks frens

>> No.18029050

bull market confirmed

>> No.18029053

>>18028921
Pal I'm no going back to work either. Only ever had one job, it was just a Christmas job. But folk thinking that there's going to be some revolution because of this virus are delusional. If shit really hits the fan it will be full on anarchy. Larping as some revolutionary just because you aren't going into work is gay.

>> No.18029055

>>18029022
What if I speculate to make free money to put into stonks DCA style hold the onions extra ketchup??????

>> No.18029056

>>18028994
they make "super aleve", their patent is basically on gluing a sulphur moiety to aleve and that somehow makes it more effective

>> No.18029057
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18029057

And so, this marks the end of my spy puts, the IV on these is starting to crush so im gonna find an alternative, they've been good to me thus far.

>> No.18029060

>>18029000
senate is going to pass a bailout bill. we bull market now

>> No.18029061

>be whale
>print money to pump the market
>collect all the shorts from gay pink wojaks on /biz/
>dump it
>profit

Brilliant. Thanks Jerome.

>> No.18029069

>>18029018
sauce?

>> No.18029070
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18029070

"Jerome?"
"... Yes, your Excellency"
"Pump it"
*click*
*beep beep beep*

>> No.18029072
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18029072

Happening OVER

It was a nothing burger after all.

>> No.18029074
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18029074

>all this posturing

>> No.18029077

>>18029034
What if your nose is itchy?

>> No.18029079

Is USO going to be free money at this point?

>> No.18029083

>>18028938
I can guarantee I'm younger than you.

>> No.18029091

King boomer talking

>> No.18029097
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18029097

>>18029013

>> No.18029099

>>18029035
All your retirement money is going bye bye boollmer.

>> No.18029100

>>18029034
The next silent hill game will be nuts

>> No.18029103

320 DEATHS IN LOMBARDY
HAPPENING OVER!!!!
>HAPPENING OVER

What do we buy?

>> No.18029107

>no mortgage, debt, or rent moratoriums
gonna enjoy the market get absolutely fucked after dems trash this shitty corporate bailout bill

>> No.18029110

Who else Zoom gang

>> No.18029113
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18029113

tfw holding gold

>> No.18029114
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18029114

>NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN >NASDAQ GREEN

BEARS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.18029120

>>18029013
INFINITE TRILLIONS

>> No.18029121
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18029121

>>18029055
Short positions for the short term to build your long-term long positions?
That's what all of us smart bois are doing, welcome to the club.

>> No.18029124
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>>18028973
OH NONONO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18029126

>>18029114
yeah for about 20 more minutes

>> No.18029128

>>18029077
That's why they put you to sleep

>> No.18029136
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18029136

go brrrrrrrrrrrrr!

>> No.18029139

>>18028900
>retarded boomer nonsense
lol
we've only just now hit proper market valuation, and that's market valuation based on GDP a month ago.
Now lets get to the proper level for a pandemic.
>>18029083
You have a boomer mentality, and that's all that matters.

>> No.18029145
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>>18029069
rokkotsu

>> No.18029144

Anyone got a jagged red arrow transparent png?

>> No.18029147

>>18029103
That’s cuz New York City is about to become Lombardy 2.0 faggot

>> No.18029148
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18029148

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE SUPER FLU

>> No.18029149
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18029149

>>18029012

25k EOW

>> No.18029151

This guy is great

>> No.18029152

this nigga remind me of the president from independence day kek

>> No.18029153
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18029153

>America setting new world records speedrunning corona

>> No.18029154

WHAT IS IT, SMOOTHSKIN?

>> No.18029160

This guy is a MESS

>> No.18029161

I heard the printer break

>> No.18029166

>>18029034
>throwing a grand to thousands of useless unemployed bastards while sacrificing 150 million workforce

>> No.18029167
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18029167

we found the bottom, fellow bullbros! time to celebrate!

>> No.18029170
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>> No.18029171

Sherrod Brown sounds fucked up

>> No.18029172

loo this guy is completely unhinged

>> No.18029173

>>18029160
this guy goes hard lmao

>> No.18029174

>>18029053
You have the mind of an npc. Rather than actually trying to do something you sit there and take it like a cuck

>> No.18029176
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18029176

>buying pajeet's Boing instead of the chad Airbus
I seriously hope you're not stupid enough to do this

>> No.18029178

This guy better never get corona his lungs are already fucked from smoking

>> No.18029179
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18029179

Stonks go sideways haha

>> No.18029181

Alright biz, what do I do with this zimbabwe clown market? Should I just buy stocks as if now is the bottom because the fed is gonna weekend at bernie's this shit, or do i keep waiting for an inevitable plummet? I was gonna keep waiting, but if the fed is just gonna brrrr to the moon what's the point?

>> No.18029183

WILL THE SENATOR YIELD

>> No.18029185
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18029185

>>18029114
>bears on suicide watch
but anon I sold my SQQQ at a $5/share profit this morning and bought into IBM and Brookfield

Idk why this is so hard for you guys
>buy cheap SQQQ ($24)
>wait for crash
>sell it for $29 later
>buy bluechips
>repeat
>wait 2 years
>literally free money short AND long term

It's like that DCA bullshit boomers use except I'm not losing money in the downslope

>> No.18029186

>>18028818
Based and Rubicon pilled

>> No.18029188

>that's not the point
>spaghetti starts exploding

>> No.18029190
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18029190

I can't wait to live in a communist country.

>> No.18029194

>>18029114
Zoom out moomoo

>> No.18029195

this dudes a goofball

>> No.18029196

>>18029153
New numbers should be out in like 2 hours

>> No.18029200

GET YIELDED

>> No.18029201
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18029201

>>18028974
>thinks democrats aren't owned by special interest groups and corps
>t.brainlet

>> No.18029203
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18029203

can you tell me what democrats are seething about?

>> No.18029205
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18029205

>>18029167
>PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP >PUMP PUMP PUMP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45_vgTv7_xE

>> No.18029206

Shiff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcg6wZlDVrs

>> No.18029208

Who the hell is this guy.

>> No.18029210
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18029210

Is this guy drunk??

>> No.18029215

You can tell who in here bought at peak by the way they get excited at every small pump being the bottom every single day.

The bottom is 12k retards. Deal with it

>> No.18029216

>>18029153
every country just undertesting now lol

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18029218

all these posts happy about crab are ironic right?

>> No.18029224

>>18029181
you can get some small gains with slv. then get dividend stoks

>> No.18029225

>>18029148
we know, but the jews wanted trump out

>> No.18029227

>>18029034
>https://www.zerohedge.com/health/holy-shit-not-flu-medical-worker-describes-terrifying-lung-failure-covid-19-even-young
>“It first struck me how different it was when I saw my first coronavirus patient go bad. I was like, Holy shit, this is not the flu. Watching this relatively young guy, gasping for air, pink frothy secretions coming out of his tube and out of his mouth. The ventilator should have been doing the work of breathing but he was still gasping for air, moving his mouth, moving his body, struggling. We had to restrain him. With all the coronavirus patients, we’ve had to restrain them. They really hyperventilate, really struggle to breathe. When you’re in that mindstate of struggling to breathe and delirious with fever, you don’t know when someone is trying to help you, so you’ll try to rip the breathing tube out because you feel it is choking you, but you are drowning.
>“When someone has an infection, I’m used to seeing the normal colors you’d associate with it: greens and yellows. The coronavirus patients with ARDS have been having a lot of secretions that are actually pink because they’re filled with blood cells that are leaking into their airways. They are essentially drowning in their own blood and fluids because their lungs are so full. So we’re constantly having to suction out the secretions every time we go into their rooms.”

>> No.18029228
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18029228

I am starting to DCA now, just bought 3k of Disney and 3k of Raytheon.


Should I buy the same of Shell rn?

>> No.18029231

>>18029153
YOU ESS AYY

>> No.18029232
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18029232

>>18029153

>> No.18029237

> 3 trillion dollars

lol omg xd

>> No.18029241

>>18029210
he will single-handedly bring us to 20k in a drunken rage

>> No.18029243
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18029243

>>18029206
>that stack of PS4 games

lmao.

>> No.18029245

WHY ARE WE PUMPING WTF?

>> No.18029246
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18029246

>>18029218

>> No.18029248
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18029248

>ara ara~
>I'm so glad you bought Regeneron under $450 and sold over $500

>>18029203
oh.
Remember when the shoe was on the other foot in 2008?

>> No.18029250

>>18028937
Mein JNUGger

>> No.18029254

>>18029153
>HELL YEAH SPRING BREAK WOOOOOOOOOOOHGODCOOF COOF COOFING COOF
>phew... must be allergic to something
>anyway, stocks are cheap, time to buy now right?

>> No.18029257

Backpedal you fuck, Kudlow!

>> No.18029258

>>18029208
He's the hero we need

>> No.18029259

>>18029210
this guys the poster boy for /biz/ lmao

>> No.18029262

>>18029174
I prepped two months ago. Been trying not to get infected so I don't kill my old parents. What else should I do?

>> No.18029263

>>18029206
Buy my gold. New Fed QE will cause inflation. Buy my gold. Runaway inflation will collapse the dollar. I will be right eventually

>> No.18029264

>>18029218
bulls have suffered brain damage from being repeatedly btfo

>> No.18029265

>>18029210
he sounds like some guy on a street corner

>> No.18029272

>>18029243
what games he got, i'm not giving this gold boomer a view

>> No.18029276

>>18029034
Why yes, i deliberately infected myself with corona on a boomercruise, how could you tell?

>> No.18029278
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18029278

>BA halts because pending news
>Production shut down
>Pumps on open
R-right..?

>> No.18029279

>>18029245
Get fucked doomer.

>> No.18029285
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18029285

I am making a profit holding zero (0) short positions, ask me anything

>> No.18029289

WHEN ARE THEY VOTING

>> No.18029295
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18029295

What in the fuck is going on? Is this market retarded?

>> No.18029297
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18029297

Three scrolling banner day coming soon?

>> No.18029298
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18029298

>We need money to keep people in their homes
>NEETS need money not big corporations

HE FIGHTS FOR US.

>> No.18029299

>>18029285
what size shoe do you wear?

>> No.18029300
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18029300

At this rate, the Fed is going to own majority-shares in every company

>> No.18029301

Can someone smarter than me explain how LYV is inexplicably up 10%

>> No.18029303

>>18029203
This girl has anemia.

>> No.18029305

>>18029289
there's another 15 or so minutes of posturing

>> No.18029309

ok this guy is based actually

>> No.18029313

>>18029301
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.18029316
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18029316

wtf is happening how is it going up so much in the last hour

>> No.18029318

>>18029285
I made more than that playing with $100 with SDOW.

>> No.18029322

>>18029289
Didn't you hear jewmer? The vote is irrelevant.

>> No.18029323
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18029323

Nooooooooooooo

>> No.18029327

>>18029272
To far away to see.

>> No.18029328

>>18029285
> 8 dollar profit off of +1k

jesus christ boomer slow it down there

>> No.18029329

>>18029299
size 11 loafers

>> No.18029332

>Death toll from coronavirus in New York City rises to 99, up from 63 a few hours ago. Mayor says nearly 1 person an hour is dying and says "the worst is yet to come" - WABC

>> No.18029333
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18029333

>>18028809
based. the industrial society must prosper no more.

>> No.18029336

>>18029295
The market can remain irrational for longer than you can remain solvent, faggot

>> No.18029337

puts on zoom. bubble about to pop

>> No.18029340
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18029340

>>18029295
You say that about the market that propped itself to 30k? why the fuck do you think it fell so fast?

>> No.18029342

can these idiots stop flexing on each other already and just fucking vote on the bill please?

>> No.18029350

No corporation that tax evades and is registered in a different country like most cruise lines should be asking for a bailout. Cruise industry must die

>> No.18029351

>reading off sticky notes
ok

>> No.18029352

>>18028829
Because it's been priced in you lousy retard

>> No.18029356

>>18029313
They have 0 source of income for the foreseeable future who the hell is trading them

>> No.18029357
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18029357

>>18029323
>Joey Salads

>> No.18029365
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18029365

WE HAVE REACHED THE BOTTOM

BUY
BUY
BUY

>> No.18029371

>>18028898
*cringe fat faggot poster
fixed that for you

>> No.18029372

>>18029300
Yes. But it's not COMMUNISM

>> No.18029376

Hee bought de dip
Doomp it

>> No.18029377

Why are these old farts bickering about when shit COULD have been voted on. No wonder shit never gets done in this country.

>> No.18029378

>>18029342
oh yeah...

>> No.18029379

>>18029300
chekd, natsoc america in our sights

>> No.18029380

>>18028829
>SEETHING

>> No.18029385

When will they actually vote?

>> No.18029387

>>18029365
Local bottom maybe

>> No.18029388
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18029388

Kudlow on CNBC

>>18029342
that's not how politics work, friend!

>> No.18029390

If Jerome can just generate infinite money from nothing why can't these jews just give free trumpbucks to everyone?

>> No.18029391

FARMERS 'N RANCHERS

>> No.18029393
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18029393

I SMELL A BOTTOM BROS

>> No.18029395
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18029395

>>18029365
YOU FUCKS ALWAYS SAY THIS SHOULD I BUY OR SELL

>> No.18029397

>when even your deadcat bounce is red

>> No.18029399

>>18028829
Short squeeze to allow the elite to load up on cheap puts before the next crash thursday

>> No.18029403

>dems speak
>dow jumps
>reps speak
>dow falls

I don't get it

>> No.18029407

>>18029323
Lmoa enjoy your 100k bodies

>> No.18029408
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18029408

>>18029218
They on stages of grief
Pro-Crab Market people are on bargaining

>> No.18029409
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18029409

>voting

>> No.18029421

>>18029300
Fascism is the latest stage of capitalism because capitalists own the government, always have. They are now going to use the government to it's full power to make sure workers don't take their wealth.

>> No.18029423

>>18029395
YES.

>> No.18029424

>>18029395
Buy high sell low.

>> No.18029425
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18029425

Aaaaaaaa i should've taken profit on my put. Literally crashes and my put goes up. 1 hour later it does the opposite and the price skyrockets!

What the heck!

Luckily I only bought 1 and it's dated for mid April so I'll just hold.

>> No.18029426
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18029426

>>18029395
yes

>> No.18029427
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18029427

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18029434
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18029434

All these confused and retarded bears not realizing the panic has been priced in and volatility is dropping. It really is amazing to see you guys get rekt on your puts and shorts.

>> No.18029436
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18029436

>>18029393
based bottom sniffer

>> No.18029437

>>18029390
free money for me is good governance free money for you is communism
free money for me, not for thee.

>> No.18029442

guys i heard from a source oil is gonna boom tomorrow. youre welcome

>> No.18029445

dow green

>> No.18029446

>>18029035
>back to reality
State just got closed for 3 weeks. I give it at least that long before reality comes back.

>> No.18029448

>SPY GREEN
holy shit bobos eternally BTFO
time to buy some cheapies!

>> No.18029452
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18029452

>>18029395
>going to /biz/ for advice
if you have to ask at this point then you deserve to lose everything

>> No.18029456

>>18029390
Only banks and other cancerous insolvent megacorps can be trusted to save the economy

>> No.18029458

Zoom stock?

>> No.18029460

>>18029337
Was also considering this but they just keep going up so idk.

>> No.18029464
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18029464

>Using the FED + the vote cartridge today
>only making the markets slightly less red, maybe slightly green by the end of the day
>when tomorrow is when we'll start getting hard datas
What will they do once they've fired all their shots?

>> No.18029468

>>18029323
My god. What normalcy is there to return to? Nobody is out buying things and nobody what's to catch the virus. People returning to normal will just cause the cases to spike which in turn will cause lock down and that will definitely crash the economy.

>> No.18029472

>>18028829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERbFi5362S8

>> No.18029480

>>18029464
What else? Just keep printing.

>> No.18029481
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18029481

>President western leaders, a man in italy is coughing
>some 100 year old dudes die
>SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

>> No.18029484

>talking about brains

>> No.18029486

>>18029342
>>18029342
can you give me the summarized Bill. How do you think it will effect the stocks if its passed?

>> No.18029488

LMAO

>> No.18029489

This nigga shooting

>> No.18029490
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18029490

>You know what the American people are thinking right now?
>....
>....
>...
>The brain is an amazing organ

>> No.18029492

Ahahaha, I like this dude.

>> No.18029494

I thought this crazy old man was pulling out a gun. lmao

>> No.18029495

>>18029425
If you're net value is one 400 dollar put i would be worried about bigger things than a 40 dollar loss right now

>> No.18029497
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18029497

SCHIFF IS LIVE
>>18027009
>>18027009
>>18027009

>> No.18029499

Damn, this nigga is savage.

>> No.18029500

>>18029484
THis guys the king boomer

>> No.18029505

>DEMS DUMB DUMBS

>> No.18029506
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18029506

this dude's pretty baste

>> No.18029507
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18029507

Mr. President?

>> No.18029509

>>18029492
>>18029494
DOUBLE DOWN
ON
STUPID

>> No.18029510

American senate doubling down on stupid HOLY SHIT THIS GUYS BASED

>> No.18029511

>The Brain is an amazing organ
>It starts working in the mother's womb
>It doesn't stop working until you get elected to Congress

Based Boomer

>> No.18029514

>>18029468
They want you to consoom for a little bit longer so they can cash out and escape to Epstein Island

>> No.18029517

Angry southerner on the floor, this is gonna be great.

>> No.18029518
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18029518

LOCKHEED
JNJ
BILIBILI
BERKSHIRE

OR MORE SDOW

WHADDO I BUY??!!!

>> No.18029519

whos talking?

>> No.18029524

/ourguy/

>> No.18029527

I don't want the bill to pass
Muh bearmarket

>> No.18029528

KING BOOOOMER
THIS GUY IS THE BEST. PLEASE RE-ELECT.

>> No.18029529

>>18029318
yeah probably but I can't resist the cheapies

I've got a $600 deposit in the pipes that'll go straight into SDOW after the stimulus bump, I still believe in mass graves in New York

>> No.18029532

>>18029486
Lots of money will go to business, so the index will fucking shoot up like crazy

>> No.18029533

>>18029481
Bad news.
>https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2020-03-20/madagascar-confirms-first-cases-of-coronavirus-president

Game's pretty much over now.

>> No.18029535

>>18029468
This is a nation of people that believes drinking bleach protects you from the coronavirus.

>> No.18029543

Lol that pump.

>> No.18029548

>>18029511
lmfao the most based boomer of all time

>> No.18029549

>>18029481
Morning news had video of sick zoomzooms dying of covid

>> No.18029553

>>18029316
Looks like the government is pretty close to pushing through stimulus. I watched about an hour of the shouting ongoing and it seems to me they're not that far apart. Pelosi suggesting an entirely new bill yesterday was really dumb and futures hated the idea bouncing off the limit down a couple times. Now it appears to me things probably will get sorted out today or tomorrow.

>> No.18029556

ITALY HAS BEAT THE VIRUS
WOOHOOO ONLY GOES UP FROM HERE

>> No.18029558
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18029558

>run by bunch of idiots

OH NO NO NO

>> No.18029560

>>18029518
nothing wrong with some cash
don't get impatient

>> No.18029564

>>18029316
Boeing is getting a rally and a guaranteed bailout even without any kind of legislation

>> No.18029569
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18029569

>>18029556

>> No.18029573

DA FEDERAL RESERVE.

>> No.18029578

>>18029556
You mean italy finally ran out of old people

>> No.18029579
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18029579

>> No.18029581

PHONE CALL OH MY GOD I LOVE IT.

>> No.18029583
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18029583

NEW! strangle market general!

>>18029566

>>18029566

>>18029566

>>18029566

>> No.18029588

this dude is so clearly frustrated, it's like listening to an old prospector yell at neighbor children to get away from his old hound dog before they get bit. Amazing

>> No.18029590

That call was the Bogdonovs

>> No.18029595
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18029595

LOL HIS PHONE RANG!

>> No.18029599
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18029599

>>18029556
All the elderly are dead Anon... there's no one left to die..

>> No.18029600

>>18029581
audibly kekd

>> No.18029602

>boomer king just declined a call from the bogdanoffs
BUYYYYY

>> No.18029607

>calling for nationalized industry in the senate.

>> No.18029609

>>18029553
Your retarded if you think this will save the economy. The only thing that will save it is ending the lockdowns and ignoring the impending overflooding hospitals full of people dying

>> No.18029610

>>18029497
Watched him briefly the other day, very first thing he did was say 'Buy gold and silver! By the way, you can buy silver at my shop at...'
Opinion immediately dropped.

>> No.18029614

PHONE RINGS LMAO
>based /ourguy/

>> No.18029616

>>18028066
>>18028066
>>18028066
>>18028066
recycle thread
>>18028066
>>18028066
>>18028066
>>18028066
recycle thread
>>18028066
>>18028066
>>18028066
>>18028066
recycle thread

>> No.18029618

>>18029560
fair enough...
>>18029583
there's already a fucking thread, damn it

>> No.18029619
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18029619

BOGDANOFF TRYING TO CALL HIM

>> No.18029620

>>18029556
once it kills them, they win

>> No.18029642

>>18029599
As long as FIAT lives, Corona will too.
Fucking Italians Are Trash

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18029646

. . . . . . . ..

>> No.18029654
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18029654

>>18029602
KEK

>> No.18029660

>Gold is just a boomer rock
>Federal Reserve loves gold
>Has a private army guarding it


https://youtu.be/-38idGW6bW8?t=60

>> No.18029668
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18029668

WHO WAS CALLING?

>> No.18029670

>>18029497
>buy my gold. QE will make inflation and USD collapse. Buy my gold. I will be right eventually

>> No.18029695
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18029695

>>18029556

>> No.18029751

>>18029185
Based, I've been playing with SQQQ the last two weeks and have made money on every trade. The market is SO easy right now, when it starts getting too choppy it's back into boring investing again.

>> No.18029818
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18029818

Did I fall for an meme?

>> No.18029835

>>18028948
Hey poutine anon
What's so special about this company

Thanks
T. Maple syrup drinker

>> No.18029859

>>18029535
If you drink enough bleach, you're guaranteed not to die from Covid-19.

>> No.18029922

>>18029279
>doomer
>bad thing
Kike spotted.

>> No.18030286

>>18029818
......anon why did you buy a cruise they are never even in a good market a good buy

>> No.18030381

>>18029323
I agree, fuck the quarantine, I want dead boomers NOW.

>> No.18030401

>>18030286
Because it lost 4/5 of its value within a month.

>> No.18031278

>>18030401
yeah so did 99 percent of all stocks

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18031367

>>18031278