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[Anonymous No.18028056]

FED based out edition

CNBC:
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Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

[Anonymous No.18028061]

>>18028056
I turned 15k into 268k in the last month

Everybody keeps yelling about how premiums are too high and yada yada and oh no IV crush and all this other bullshit. Just shut the fuck up, grab your wife's boyfriend's wallet, and put some fucking money down on puts.

I have done nothing besides buy SPY puts on pumps or green days for the past month and my account has exploded upwards, I suggest you do the same, COVID-19 is only going to get worse before it gets better.

PLUS, Congress isn't even in session until the 23rd, so no stimulus this coming week.

TL;DR: SPY puts 10/15% OTM at least a month out to be safe from a bounce.

[Anonymous No.18028069]

[Anonymous No.18028082]

Vote confirmed failed

[Anonymous No.18028089]

democrats are such fucking liars. fuck these piece of shit snake faggots schumer is a piece of diarrhea

[Anonymous No.18028093]

here comes the senate shittery
lmao

[Anonymous No.18028094]

UNBELIEVABLE

[Anonymous No.18028106]

>>18026661 #
It’s nothing... People are just panicking, but in reality the markets are anticipating everything from unemployment to a shrinking GDP. Bad News is becoming less and less relevant (no more 2000+ point swings) which shows that markets are stabilizing and are prepared for worst case scenarios, which wasn’t the case one months ago.

We’ll be fine. Just ride it out and get ready to buy back in June/July.

[Anonymous No.18028108]

God Bless the Dems, Bears fucking win you fucking queer steers.

[Anonymous No.18028109]

>>18028061
You got lucky, don't think you are some messiah.
It is unironically too late to get in on SPY puts if you are expecting 5x or 10x

[Anonymous No.18028110]

hahahahahah schumer

[Anonymous No.18028112]

POMP

[Anonymous No.18028116]

>OBJECTION
>NO RIGHT TO RESERVE
>IS THERE AN OBJECTION
>I HAVE THE FLOOR
>NO YOU DO NOT
SELL
SELL
SELL
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
SELL

[Anonymous No.18028117]

[Anonymous No.18028118]

THERE IS NO RIGHT TO RESERVE THE RIGHT TO OBJECT

[Anonymous No.18028119]

LMAOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18028120]

OBJECTION

[Anonymous No.18028121]

Hey WAAAAGIEEE

[Anonymous No.18028122]

SHORT YOU IDIOTS!

[Anonymous No.18028124]

>I have the floor
>No you do not
AHAHAAHAH

[Anonymous No.18028125]

>THE SENATE IS IN A QUORUM CALL
>IS THERE OBJECTION
>I OBJECT
>I HAVE THE FLOOR
>NO YOU DO NOT
>THE SENATE IS IN A QUORUM CALL
fucking retards

[Anonymous No.18028127]

>

[Anonymous No.18028128]

DEMOCRATS ARE TREASONOUS

[Anonymous No.18028130]

This fucking cunt Schumer

[Anonymous No.18028133]

WAR

CIVIL WAR

[Anonymous No.18028135]

>IS THERE OBJECTION??!?!?!!
>I HAVE A FLOOR
>NO YOU NOT
>YES I DO
>IS THERE OBJECTION?

wtf is this shit

[Anonymous No.18028136]

WHY ARE ALL MY PUTS RED, THE MARETS SUPPOSED TO BE COLLAPSING

[Anonymous No.18028139]

WHERE IS MY FUCKING BULL TRAP I WANT CHEAP SHORTS

[Anonymous No.18028140]

what price are we selling SPXS at?

[Anonymous No.18028143]

>forgive me, sensei, but I'm going to have to use THAT -- Jerome Powell
What does he do?

[Anonymous No.18028145]

>>18027966
You clearly didn't read my message since I distinguished investing from letting money sit. Stock investment is very good too just like spending. As I said, whatever the NEET does it won't be as bad as what the boomer does: hold.

>Bitcoin and gold is anti-capitalist.
You fool! Nothing is more capitalist than gold, fuck this fiat money! And more currencies is always better, more to exchange and facilitate trade with! 1k to everyone isn't communist at all, you know what it is? It is paying back for taxes, the most anti-capitalist thing of all. If we are being taxed, then what is so bad about getting some of that money back which should rightfully be in our pockets? NEETS are just along for the ride due to logistics being unable to distinguish properly and the necessity of stimulus.

I will use whoever I want! Too bad I don't have more pictures of her or I would post them just to show you!

[Anonymous No.18028151]

>>18028136
volatility crush

[Anonymous No.18028153]

does anyone know how Degiro handles dividends from acculumating etfs? do they just pay out regular dividends because no DRIP?

[Anonymous No.18028154]

Based and objectionpilled

[Anonymous No.18028158]

Up to an hour of speeches UGH

[Anonymous No.18028161]

SERGENT AT ARMS REMOVE THE DEMOCRATIC SPEAKER FROM THE FLOOR


CHAOS IN THE SENATE!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18028167]

>>18028118
I love this daily comedy soap

[Anonymous No.18028170]

What is happening??

[Anonymous No.18028171]

>>18028158
Gonna crab for a fucking hour

[Anonymous No.18028172]

thread theme
>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e64sPHWnsY&t=6812s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e64sPHWnsY&t=6812s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e64sPHWnsY&t=6812s

COMFY 90'S NOSTALGIA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e64sPHWnsY&t=6812s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e64sPHWnsY&t=6812s

ENJOY YOUR DAY

[Anonymous No.18028174]

>Hour of debate shit
Ugh, fuck this. I'll be back later to this stream

[Anonymous No.18028178]

>>18028143
let Ben Bernanke retake his rightful position

[Anonymous No.18028179]

>>18028153
read the prospectus

[Anonymous No.18028180]

Hmm - how about a cool hour of speeches

[Anonymous No.18028181]

While the beauracrats wait hours for debate AMERICANS ARE DYING

[Anonymous No.18028183]

All in on SPY puts see you on the moon smallbrians

[Anonymous No.18028188]

>>18028061
stop posting this over and over again faggot, if you want validation you can go to plebbit and make a thread, saves you the time of making the post

[Anonymous No.18028189]

>hour of debate

for fuck sake

[Anonymous No.18028193]

>>18028109
Lmao, yeah so just stop shorting then

[Anonymous No.18028196]

>>18028170
Armageddon

[Anonymous No.18028197]

>>18028179
I did, can't find any info

[Anonymous No.18028200]

Did they just take some random guy off the street to be the senate president?

He has to be told what to say by some person

[Anonymous No.18028202]

>>18028061
You got out before the IV crush. The current reality is.
>VIX flat
>SPX down 60+ points
>over a month to expiry
>puts flat

[Anonymous No.18028207]

what the fuck is schumer doing? I thought he was trying to get more bucks for us proles?? why's he objecting to everything for no reason

[Anonymous No.18028208]

Lol is the preciding chair having someone teach him to speech.

[Anonymous No.18028209]

>>18028183
Good luck bobo

[Anonymous No.18028210]

Look at her shake

[Anonymous No.18028212]

why does this old bitch sound so retarded

[Anonymous No.18028213]

SCHUMER SAYS ITS CLOSE!!

>>18028158
where are you watching?
Is it worth twatching?

Has there been anything good today, like a corona conference?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I SLEPT THROUGH THE PUMP!!!!
I MISSED MY CHANCE TO RAISE CASH AND ADD TO MY SHOOOORRRRRTTTTSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

IS SRTY TOO HIGH TO BUY?!?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.18028214]

MISTAH PRESIDENT

[Anonymous No.18028217]

Get ready for a slow hour of nothing but crusty old fools talking. Stocks will be stable until the results of the vote are announced.

[Anonymous No.18028220]

>>18028189
My market is going to close before I get to trade the news T_T

[ズーマー仲間 No.18028222]

>>18028207
He doesn't want Trump to look good

[Anonymous No.18028227]

Any oilchads here?

[Anonymous No.18028225]

>>18028213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw

It was a little funny when mitch had the mike now it's just some hysterical woman

[Anonymous No.18028228]

>>18028193
>another fucking hour of 50% jews 50% turtles then 30 minutes of vote
aaaaaaaAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.18028231]

This womans too old to stand and talk let alone hold a seat

[Anonymous No.18028236]

>Senators literally falling apart
What the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.18028235]

MIIIISTE
MIST R PRESIDDNT
WE ARRRE IN A CRIESES

[Anonymous No.18028238]

>>18028197
call/email Investor Relations

[Anonymous No.18028239]

Hour for debate
Senate confirmed for crabs

[Anonymous No.18028240]

is that putin

[Anonymous No.18028241]

>>18028207
4d chess

[Anonymous No.18028243]

>>18028061
>reddit spacing
no read

[Anonymous No.18028246]

>>18028212
She probably has parkinsons. Be respectful

[Anonymous No.18028248]

>USO 4.55
I BOUGHT THOSE 2 DOLLAR STRIKE PUTS AS A JOKE LMFAO AM I REALLY ABOUT TO MAKE BANK OFF THIS STUPID FUCKING PLAY LMAOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18028251]

>>18028106
This.
My inlaws worried themselve into believing the had the beer flu.
Since my wife was around her mom recently, she became convinced her and I had the flu and gave it to anyone we've seen for the past two weeks.
Eventually they got their heads out of their ass and realized they pissed away a few days of worry and fear over nothing.
In a month, that'll be the world. Then hopefully we'll have 'news media' kike heads on a stick for doing all of this bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18028254]

>>18028213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw&feature=emb_title

[Anonymous No.18028255]

who is this parkinson ridden old hag

[Anonymous No.18028257]

Bruh why do a bunch of slightly animated corpses make all the decisions again...

[Anonymous No.18028258]

>>18028061
>hey I've seen this one!

[Anonymous No.18028260]

>>18028207
>Cousin of Amy Schumer
>anything other than a jew schemer
Yeah sure democrats are based, I mean... Republicans...
Yes find the ball find the ball!
Who will be based this election cycle?

[Anonymous No.18028265]

>>18028238
figured it'll be faster if I ask around here

[Anonymous No.18028268]

she has some kind of neuro-degenarative disease calm down you fucks, that could be your mother

[Anonymous No.18028269]

god that place looks empty
why can't the virus clear it out quicker

[Anonymous No.18028275]

>bunch of old fucks with dementria rambling about nothing

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.18028278]

>this is our goverrnment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWdfRRtAs3o

[Anonymous No.18028279]

Christ Susan Collins is literally a skeleton walking

[Anonymous No.18028280]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS OLD HAG WTF THIS IS WHO LEADS US

[Anonymous No.18028281]

>>18028225
mitch is a pathetic cück
these are his own tactics

ah shit I should've closed my FNGD

[Anonymous No.18028283]

>reps already booty blasted at each other
DOA

[Anonymous No.18028285]

This woman on the senate floor can barely stand. She is shaking all over the place.

[Anonymous No.18028286]

>Woman starts speaking
>Dow plummets

[Anonymous No.18028287]

>>18028061

[Anonymous No.18028289]

You boys ready for the COMPREHENSIVE PACKAGE?

[Anonymous No.18028290]

>>18028207
>things we weren't aware of

>"okay give every american a thousand bucks"
>"and also abortions are illegal"

"wtf why are the dems are blocking neet bux"

[Anonymous No.18028292]

>missed the ba dip
>missed the sqqq dip
>missed the tqqq dip
>missed the tvix mega dip
LOL

[Anonymous No.18028293]

>"M-mr p-president, I a-am... o-our cc-c--c-cc-ountry is f-f-f-falling a-apart"

[Anonymous No.18028294]

>>18028061
>PLUS, Congress isn't even in session until the 23rd, so no stimulus this coming week.
huh? today is the 23rd

[Anonymous No.18028295]

>>18028170
politics

[Anonymous No.18028296]

BREHS...

[Anonymous No.18028297]

why is this bitch shaking so much

[Anonymous No.18028298]

>Coronavirus is gonna sweep through Congress
hurry and clean it up already

[Anonymous No.18028300]

if they have a mental disease WHY ARE THEY IN THE SENATE

[Anonymous No.18028301]

>>18028212
Parkinsons, kind of sad really.

[Anonymous No.18028304]

>>18028227
My poor poorfag friend. And here I was feeling bad about being poor putting a hundred shares of XOM and only having 9k in my account. Bless your soul, least oil will give you returns. I will buy a hundred more when it dips below 30.

[Anonymous No.18028305]

>>18028061
When did you start doing this?

What put strime do you rexommend at this time for Apr 17?

[Anonymous No.18028306]

>>18028227
YUP!

[Anonymous No.18028308]

>>18028061
>>18028287
Hello? Based Department?

[Anonymous No.18028311]

>>18028268
I wouldn't want my mother to govern. I also don't want this woman either.

[Anonymous No.18028314]

>>18028297

Fear

Pure primal fear

Bullish desu

[Anonymous No.18028315]

>>18028056
>dow jones be like them tiddies

[Anonymous No.18028317]

She shakin

[Anonymous No.18028318]

just give me my fucking trump bucks, who gives a fuck if there's a giant corporate bailout fund anymore

that's just business as usual so who cares

[Anonymous No.18028321]

>>18028287
is IV crush a meme?

[Anonymous No.18028322]

>>18028109
>>18028188
>>18028202
>>18028243
>>18028258
>>18028294
>>18028305
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fhq5or/i_turned_15k_into_268k_in_the_last_month/

get troled faggots

[Anonymous No.18028323]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OLzuUVfoJ8

[Anonymous No.18028325]

Drink some prune juice grandma it's time sit down, vote, and kill this deal.

[Anonymous No.18028326]

>>18028287
This looks like gambling. When did you buy these puts?

[Anonymous No.18028327]

does anyone even know somebody who got covid-19? this shit is made up lmao

[Anonymous No.18028328]

>>18028056
Guys help me out here. Never really been interested in trading or stonks, but with this crisis and the pound tanking I want to try to secure what I think is a good bet.

Looking at the collapse of the oil price, how would I go about aligning an investment as close to that price as possible? I don't have the knowledge or time to individually invest in oil companies, as unknown circumstances can blindside me. All I want to do is place a bet that the oil price is basically at a historic low and I want a long term bet that it will rise (brent crude specifically).

How do I go about doing this?

[Anonymous No.18028329]

>>18028227
Reporting in. Gonna pick up some CVX once it hits sub 50

[Anonymous No.18028331]

[Anonymous No.18028338]

It’s going to reach 17k by the time she is done rambling

[Anonymous No.18028340]

TWENTY PERCENT

[Anonymous No.18028342]

>>18028258
kek what an asshole

>>18028260
>Mitch isn't the worst of them all
REEEEEEEE
well at least you're not another "my side good your side bad" idiot

[Anonymous No.18028343]

She's gonna take up an hour all by herself.

[Anonymous No.18028346]

>20%
This shaking bitch is bringing up the forbidden knowledge.

[Anonymous No.18028347]

>>18028300
>if they have a mental disease WHY ARE THEY IN THE SENATE
Why would the senate want a more mentally diseased person such as yourself?

[Anonymous No.18028349]

>>18028056
reeeeeee why didn't SQQQ drop around 11:00 like it normally does I want to get in on it but I absolutely refuse to buy the top

[Anonymous No.18028350]

Who the fuck voted for these people?

[Anonymous No.18028355]

how fucked am i?

[Anonymous No.18028357]

ENOUGH WITH THE TALKING. WE NEED ACTION

[Anonymous No.18028358]

>>18028322
I dont get it what so funny? Someone did indeed succeed with their trade, just not you the larper lol.

[Anonymous No.18028360]

If the projections by the Fed and Wall Street are correct, we're going to hit a depression WORSE than Greece's 2009 depression

[Anonymous No.18028361]

>>18028183
which ones

[Anonymous No.18028363]

why you crying, granny

[Anonymous No.18028366]

someone get me a livestream link

[Anonymous No.18028367]

>time is not on our side
>lets just shove this thing through, please don't look at it more carefully

[Anonymous No.18028369]

Fuck I'm getting tissue hands this is the first time I'm trading options
I want to wait my JBLU 4/17 7 put out

[Anonymous No.18028378]

>>18028347
what

[Anonymous No.18028381]

>>18028366
Read the thread retard

[Anonymous No.18028384]

>>18028331
Imagine if Hitler was alive today and was an active politician that debated other politicians. He would fucking wipe the floor with everyone

[Anonymous No.18028387]

Ready for the second Great Depression Anon?
>Ready for the second Great Depression Anon?

[Anonymous No.18028390]

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcc0P4qXloM

[Anonymous No.18028392]

>>18028366
Youtube senate vote you tard

[Anonymous No.18028393]

>>18028366
https://www.senate.gov/legislative/floor_activity_pail.htm

[Anonymous No.18028394]

>>18028248
Should I buy USO rn?

[Anonymous No.18028395]

>>18028315
that's some bounce

[Anonymous No.18028398]

WHY DOES THIS GUY SOUND LIKE HE HAS A DICK IN HIS MOUTH

[Anonymous No.18028399]

>>18028328
Dump all you got on XOM if you don't care and you just are going for long term. It is a third of its high, has a big history of stock splits, and yielding like a 12% dividend and is the most dependable company in the oil business to stay alive. You literally can't go wrong.

[Anonymous No.18028402]

>>18028358
I bet he lost it all already

[Anonymous No.18028401]

>>18028355
it's only just begun, lad

[Anonymous No.18028404]

>>18028340
roll

[Anonymous No.18028408]

>>18028378
he has a mental disease just ignore him

[Anonymous No.18028417]

>>18028350
nobody knows these nigger kikes we're voting for

[Anonymous No.18028419]

>>18028366
https://www.c-span.org/video/?470560-1/senate-resumes-debate-economic-relief-package&live

[Anonymous No.18028422]

Haul the quarantined Senators back in and use the nuclear option, there's no other choice.

[Anonymous No.18028436]

>WE AINT GOT TAHM

[Anonymous No.18028437]

It's all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.18028438]

>>18028387
Asia is always hit the hardest while the western world recovers so.. cheap asian sluts for all of us

[Anonymous No.18028439]

>>18028384
Same could be said of anyone of his time really, our quality of politicians have gotten worse as the country got richer and more powerful

[Anonymous No.18028444]

>>18028387
I'm not ready AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18028448]

SHOULD I SELL MY VIX CALLS WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.18028451]

>CHAOS IN THE SENATE
>CHAOS IN THE SENATE
>CHAOS IN THE SENATE

[Anonymous No.18028453]

Why is it pumping?

[Anonymous No.18028455]

F I D D L I N G

[Anonymous No.18028457]

>>18028390
Posting Madao without Madao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE_o0a2IqsM

[Anonymous No.18028460]

>>18028451
I hope there's a fistfight and the market hits 17K

[Anonymous No.18028463]

>>18028448
>Calls on VIX
lmao

[Anonymous No.18028464]

>>18028448
ooff

[Anonymous No.18028467]

You guys can thank me later for singlehandedly saving the US economy

[Anonymous No.18028466]

TURTLE SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS

[Anonymous No.18028468]

Turtle explaining this shit like a teacher to the slow bus kids.

[Anonymous No.18028469]

Holy shit, they are all in panic mode. This is surreal.

[Anonymous No.18028472]

>>18028384
that fag would've argued the green new deal didn't go fast enough and asked everyone to stop eating cows and please eat the bugs

Trump would DESTROY that manlet in a debate.

>>18028387
>still no job
>not enough money
>not enough short positions
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18028473]

THE SENATOR FOR WEST VIRGINIA

[Anonymous No.18028474]

This is a fucking shitshow, what the actual fuck am I watching

[Anonymous No.18028476]

>>18028448
you should hope for a surge due to this bill

[Anonymous No.18028478]

>>18028448
Yes the market has been saved, this is bullish now, bears btfo.

[Anonymous No.18028479]

who here Chevron?

[Anonymous No.18028486]

>the hick from West Virginia doesn't even understand how his own fucking job works

[Anonymous No.18028488]

>>18028448
>options on volatility ETFs
why do people do this lmao

[Anonymous No.18028489]

Moscow mitch is freaking out badly what's going on?

[Anonymous No.18028490]

Yo oil chads what's your takes on MRO, RDS.B, BP, SSL, and or FANG.

Debating to get some oil in my new portfolio only have 4.2k whats the best bang for your buck?

Same here for financial, tech, defense, and consumer chads?
KO,PEP, KHC, TOL?

[Anonymous No.18028492]

>>18028387
cute

[Anonymous No.18028494]

>>18028467
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.18028498]

WHY DO ANY DEMOCRACIES HAVE SENATES HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.18028499]

>>18028466
>>18028468
Mitch isn't used to doing ANYTHING that isn't obstruction

[Anonymous No.18028500]

>>18028474
these guys don't know what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.18028501]

>>18028381
>>18028392
>>18028393
>>18028419
thanks, im tarded

[Anonymous No.18028502]

>>18028489
He's got the virus.

[Anonymous No.18028504]

Soooooooooo back to crab?

[Anonymous No.18028505]

>>18028463
THEY EXPIRE 3/27 WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO
WE WERE FUCKING RED TODAY FUCKING FED NIGGER FAGGOTS PUMPING

[Anonymous No.18028506]

>>18028394
Probably desu.
This play is retarded and if it makes me dosh it means clown world got more clowny.

[Anonymous No.18028507]

>>18028453
algos trying to scrape some money out of mega crab market

[Anonymous No.18028508]

>>18028468
That's basically what the people in congress are.

[Anonymous No.18028509]

GET THE FUCK IN HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw&feature=emb_logo

[Anonymous No.18028511]

>>18028342
mitch mcconnell makes my blood curdle with rage yes, but just really about as much as any one of the criminals that we consider "politicians" in this country.

[Anonymous No.18028512]

Fucking selfish bastard. Always MY MY MY MY restaurants. What an asshole.

[Anonymous No.18028514]

Will I have a chance with the girl who friendzoned me in highschool once the economy collapses?

[Anonymous No.18028515]

>>18028251
Every time some dumbass wanders in that doesn't understand the concept of surge capacity I reset the bottom timer.

[Anonymous No.18028519]

REAAAAAALLLY wish i had more purchasing power right now for puts

[Anonymous No.18028522]

>I AM THE SENATE

[Anonymous No.18028523]

>>18028369
>tissue hands
I know that feel. One of my puts hit almost a 50% return while I was away. It's lowered since. Ironic as I worried initially when I made the purchase.

[Anonymous No.18028524]

>>18028474
American bread and circuses

[Anonymous No.18028525]

damn, there really WAS a political crisis in the US
I thought it was a meme

[Anonymous No.18028528]

>>18028479
B-buy the dip bro

[Anonymous No.18028534]

>>18028474
Your hard earned tax dollars are work, brother.

[Anonymous No.18028538]

>>18028512
That's his job Anon. Looking out for his constituents interests.

[Anonymous No.18028542]

>>18028490
Market is down 35% but will go lower because of how long everything will be shutdown plus the oil war. DCA in and you'll make money.
RDS, XOM, BP are all going to survive.

[Anonymous No.18028544]

>>18028489
THEY'RE NOT GIVING US OUR $1000 DOLLARS

[Anonymous No.18028547]

>>18028505
Roll them forward fren.

[Anonymous No.18028550]

Imagine being a senate stenographer

[Anonymous No.18028551]

>>18028498
Literally so that a small number of richfags can veto the will of the literal representatives of the country

[Anonymous No.18028553]

>>18028506
You think oil is getting to a bottom? I can't decide if I should buy USO or Shell B. What do?

[Anonymous No.18028555]

>It's too late, I'm closing five small businesses
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.18028557]

democrafty cunts blocking bill confirmed. bull meat back on the menu boys.

[Anonymous No.18028559]

Boeing halted

[Anonymous No.18028560]

>>18028490
Make sure the oil company you choose is well capitalized, they’re gonna get fucked in the short term. KO and PEP are good, although I think KO is the better deal. TOL is the house builder right? It should resume, but bad markets mean bad housing. KHC is a meme.

[Anonymous No.18028561]

So this vote will only be to proceed to argue about the bill?

[Anonymous No.18028562]

>"I'm closing 5 small businesses"
>he HAS 5 small businesses
>and I'm supposed to feel bad

[Anonymous No.18028564]

World economy theme:
https://youtu.be/yVIRcnlRKF8
Reminder that the only floor is 0

[Anonymous No.18028565]

>>18028512
That's the most important thing a senator can do. If you don't, then another one will out jew you.

[Anonymous No.18028571]

WHY IS DOW GOING UP

[Anonymous No.18028572]

>>18028538
>That's his job Anon. Looking out for his constituents interests.
Yeah crash this entire country's economy with no survivors, but spare my constituents!!

Dumbass retard.

[Anonymous No.18028575]

>>18028571
hopium

[Anonymous No.18028577]

Dow is going up.
Economy is saved

[Anonymous No.18028580]

>>18028557
Republican ghouls just like the dems all need to burn they dont deserve for either party to pass this bill.

[Anonymous No.18028581]

Can't wait until they call the martian representative

[Anonymous No.18028583]

>>18028328
You want an ETF that tracks brent futures price. Preferably without leverage so you can hold it awhile without worrying about decay.

[Anonymous No.18028585]

>>18028402
It's reddit wsb, there's good odds he did. That or he is a rich guy larping as a pro trader who likely just kept funneling money until he was successful.

[Anonymous No.18028586]

>>18028571
>anticipating a yes
and it will 100%

[Anonymous No.18028588]

>>18028486
>>18028512
West Virginia economy is based on energy extraction, there isn't anything else.

[Anonymous No.18028594]

>>18028498
As a balance to a first legislative chamber to limit the powers of the branch

[Anonymous No.18028595]

>>18028571
Jerome basically said that 'these morons in the senate cant get shit done, allow me'

[Anonymous No.18028596]

>Kudlow on CNBC at 1
>Vote at 1?

>>18028571
I dunno man, short covering in case the bill passes?

Frens do I need to sell my SDOW FNGD SRTY SOXS??

[Anonymous No.18028597]

>>18028559
Why? I don't see anything

[Anonymous No.18028598]

>>18028562
muh pizza parlors and hotdog stands

[Anonymous No.18028601]

>>18028553
Buy EOG.

[Anonymous No.18028603]

Who here working in /essential industries/?

[Anonymous No.18028607]

>>18028557
Inverse Obama Shutdown Corona cough* Boogaloo

[Anonymous No.18028608]

>>18028560
>but bad markets mean bad housing
Figure with nowhere to invest people will dump it all into homes and real estate

[Anonymous No.18028611]

What games are you playing while waiting for the shit to really start /biz? I'm clearing the backlog with Dragon Age Inquisition.

[Anonymous No.18028612]

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/ba?mod=mw_latestnews
>https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/ba?mod=mw_latestnews
BOEING STOCKS HALTED, ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.18028620]

>>18028559
>>18028597
Nvm I see the pending news shit now. It better not pump like crazy over something because I missed my long trade

[Anonymous No.18028622]

>>18028583
even if it has futures. there is a worry of cotango

[Anonymous No.18028624]

Screencap this, everything you see now is just jawboning for political position post vote.

The bill passes today.

It's time to buy

[Anonymous No.18028627]

Boeing bailout announcement incoming.

[Anonymous No.18028632]

>>18028603
What does elephant market look like?

[Anonymous No.18028633]

Ok /smg/ I'm sitting on 5k worth of short etfs on the cac40 right now. I bought them when the cac was 3650€. Now its 3950€. It really seems like the bear run is progressively fading. The fear and greed index is gradually going up. I think I'll sell the etf, I'm losing 600€ but I don't think it's that bad. What would you do?

[Anonymous No.18028636]

>>18028538
The job of a politician is to get re-elected.
That's it. That and wash the money of lobbyists and pass bills too hard for the lamen to understand

[Anonymous No.18028638]

https://youtu.be/F7QRsx9lbBU?t=40

https://youtu.be/F7QRsx9lbBU?t=40

https://youtu.be/F7QRsx9lbBU?t=40

[Anonymous No.18028640]

>>18028596
Friendly reminder if you never sell your stocks you never lose money

[Anonymous No.18028654]

>>18028328
You're buying for long term. Find something established and strong enough to survive and just buy. You don't need to get in at the bottom, you just need to get in when it's far enough away from the top.

[Anonymous No.18028656]

>>18028611
Pillars of Eternity, both original and the sequel + all expansion, Divinity Original Sin 2 and Wasteland 2.

[Anonymous No.18028658]

I bought puts on two meme stocks just in time for them to hit resistance and float around at the same level getting IV crushed. DIE YOU BASTARDS

[Anonymous No.18028659]

U.S. wholesale gasoline has dropped below 50¢ a gallon for the first time since 2001 -- soon retail gas may sell in some states / cities for less than $1 a gallon

[Anonymous No.18028660]

>>18028624
thanks just bought 1000000k

[Anonymous No.18028661]

>>18028596
My puts are far out, I'm not worried about it, anything from this bill will get raped by Thursday unemployment #s and infected counts rocketing.

[Anonymous No.18028664]

>>18028624
If I wanted a picture of a retard I'd ask you to send me a selfie

[Anonymous No.18028665]

>>18028588
Yeah West Virginia should be honored for sacrificing themselves to save this country!!

[Anonymous No.18028667]

What the fuck.
Why is it fucking puming?

[Anonymous No.18028674]

>>18028611
Doom eternal and Romancing saga 3

[Anonymous No.18028675]

>>18028089
They want working people to get the cash, not companies. Dems can't capitulate on this.

[Anonymous No.18028677]

>>18028494

[Anonymous No.18028679]

>>18028257
Because the longer you're in congress the more useful you become to your state, since seniority brings both connections and powerful committee positions. There's little reward for sending new blood off to Washington, so it rarely happens.

[Anonymous No.18028687]

>>18028667
they're hitting the hopium hard betting on a deal

[Anonymous No.18028691]

>>18028638
MY LIFE FOR YOU /BIZ/

[Anonymous No.18028694]

>>18028612
lol imagine being the retards who bought a pump ten minutes before bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.18028696]

>>18028581
MARTIAN LAW NOW
>>18028603
cute!

>>18028640
Those aren't stocks, they're short ETFS with leverage

[Anonymous No.18028695]

>>18028601
Meh didnt crash hard enough.

[Anonymous No.18028704]

WE
ARE
BACK

[Anonymous No.18028710]

>>18028659
Gas was like 99 cents/gal when I got my driver license

[Anonymous No.18028714]

PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.18028715]

>>18028474
a bunch of retarded boomers arguing entirely in idioms, aphorisms, and platitudes

[Anonymous No.18028717]

>didn't buy sqqq at 29
>goes up to 32
>bought tqqq at 34
>bottoms at 32
>sell it at 34
>mfw goes up to 36
yeah fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.18028719]

>>18028710
based.
Now send Rand off to the incinerator.

[Anonymous No.18028721]

Is Dow pumping because BA bailout?

[Anonymous No.18028723]

What are some /biz/ vidya?
So far I have Recettear

[Anonymous No.18028724]

sbux calls? theyre gonna buy back stock

[Anonymous No.18028728]

Also is there any casino or vice stocks that you guys are interested in getting?

[Anonymous No.18028729]

Looking to buy Raytheon, Disney, and can't decide between USO/ or RBS B.

Idea? Am I dumbass?

[Anonymous No.18028730]

>>18028704
>-2% is bullish
Absolute state of this jewish casino

[Anonymous No.18028731]

Why is SPY 225? WTF is going on?

[Anonymous No.18028733]

…. and UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE /biz/ that's you!

[Anonymous No.18028735]

>>18028562
Lol

[Anonymous No.18028738]

Anyone here on NUGT? Hope this shit moons

[Anonymous No.18028742]

>BA suspending production
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18028746]

>>18028723
Capitalism 2 nigga

[Anonymous No.18028748]

>SPXS, SQQQ, SDOW, TVIX all going down
The hopium is pretty strong, let these fags in the senate keep talking for another hour or so the pump continues.

[Anonymous No.18028749]

>>18028724
then don't buy yet. After they buy back stock they're going to permanently close about 50-100 stores because the bounce back in the economy can't even start in earnest for another like 3 months

[Anonymous No.18028750]

>>18028717
buying SQQQ at 29 would have been retarded, anon, it goes down to 24-25 each week

[Anonymous No.18028751]

>>18028717
hey at least you didn't lose money.

[Anonymous No.18028752]

>>18028733
this guy is a gangster

[Anonymous No.18028754]

>BOEING SUSPENDING OPERATIONS
>BOEING SUSPENDING OPERATIONS
>BOEING SUSPENDING OPERATIONS.

[Anonymous No.18028756]

>>18028721
There's no bailout yet.

[Anonymous No.18028758]

>>18028731
Fed Brrrrrrrr bandaided the bleed.

Market stalled while waiting for Senate vote.

[Anonymous No.18028759]

>>18028717
>buy high
>sell low

the /biz/ way

[Anonymous No.18028760]

>>18028659
possible, but i don't think there's incentive for price wars at the pump right now. will sell for closer to what drivers are willing to pay.

[Anonymous No.18028761]

>>18028612
My calls are going to fucking PRINT when Boeing gets bailed out.

[Anonymous No.18028762]

>>18028749
i see. thanks

[Anonymous No.18028765]

>>18028742
no way...
shit I just sold my sdow

[Anonymous No.18028768]

>>18028742
>>18028754

[Anonymous No.18028769]

>>18028729

Just wait or Dollar Cost Average.

>>18028748
>SPXS
tfw holding spxs. should have sold when it was -4% an hour ago ree

[Anonymous No.18028770]

shits a fucking sine wave

[Anonymous No.18028774]

>>18028731

[Anonymous No.18028775]

>Gasoline price droppex 22% today

[Anonymous No.18028776]

>the country is burning

SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.18028780]

>>18028448
Keep going. Who buys a ticket for a rollercoaster and chickens out when it gets too scary?

[Anonymous No.18028781]

>>18028723
Seven Kingdoms
It's like if someone ported civilization into an RTS. You have to control the map, put spies in peoples towns that you might not be at war with, etc, but you can also move your units around and build structures like in an RTS.

[Anonymous No.18028787]

>>18028761
Uh oh...

[Anonymous No.18028790]

>>18028779
>>18028779
>>18028779
>>18028779
new thread
>>18028779
>>18028779
>>18028779
>>18028779
new thread
>>18028779
>>18028779
>>18028779
>>18028779
new thread

[Anonymous No.18028794]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18028796]

DILLY DALLYING

[Anonymous No.18028799]

>>18028322
>I-I was only pretending to be reddit

[Anonymous No.18028800]

>>18028140
I sold at 28,05

[Anonymous No.18028802]

>>18028515
If there wasn't hype, the ERs would be seeing 1/10 the patients who convinced themselves they're on death's door.

[Anonymous No.18028803]

>>18028742
Isn't that good news? Nobody bought their planes these last months anyway.

[Anonymous No.18028806]

>>18028472
>Trump would DESTROY that manlet in a debate.
Kys /ptg/

[Anonymous No.18028805]

>>18028742
>>18028765
>>18028768

Faggots

>temporary suspension of production operations at its Puget Sound area facilities in light of the state of emergency in Washington state and the company's continuous assessment of the accelerating spread of the coronavirus in the region.

[Anonymous No.18028810]

>>18028776
sekiro sucks, considering getting shura ending but playing it a third time is such a drag

[Anonymous No.18028812]

>the country is burning
>take a deep breath
why are they speaking in movie trailer
what's going on

[Anonymous No.18028811]

>>18028770
algos confirmed using tanh as activation function.

[Anonymous No.18028822]

>>18028768
Does that mean i can . . . .

[Anonymous No.18028832]

>almost 19k
How many white children did they sacrifice to Mammon to achieve this?

[Anonymous No.18028835]

this dude sounds sick as fuck

[Anonymous No.18028841]

>>18028776
>>18028812
These retards are watching too much Hollywood movies.

[Anonymous No.18028843]

>Death toll from coronavirus in New York City rises to 99, up from 63 a few hours ago. Mayor says nearly 1 person an hour is dying and says "the worst is yet to come"

It's over.

[Anonymous No.18028852]

>>18028207
doesnt want Trump to get credit for saving americans so hed rather throw a tantrum and burn the whole country and literally let people die

[Anonymous No.18028875]

>>18028822
Is that a guy?

[Anonymous No.18028893]

>>18028717
It fluctuates from 4-6 dollars quite regularly, but usually the bottom and top are both lower than than they were today. Don't feel bad, it's probably gonna drop back down to 24-25 dollars this afternoon, if not tomorrow. Then it'll climb to 30+ just as it always has. Don't be impatient anon, you can time it.

[Anonymous No.18028956]

>>18028762
You really have to have iron hands to ride the golden bull.
Why make any bets that aren't sure things?
Here are some hot tips for summer (like Late July-August)
CPG
AEG
VFC
PEP
Every other company involved in the sponsorship here
https://www.coachella.com/sponsors
Also medical companies that supply contraceptives, condoms, and abortion related tools.

[Anonymous No.18029129]

>>18028754
Wew I'm glad I sold my stocks friday.

[Anonymous No.18029209]

>>18028553
COP ConocoPhillips

[Anonymous No.18029213]

>>18028759
that is our way anon

[Anonymous No.18029369]

>>18028066
>>18028066
new
>>18028066

[Anonymous No.18029433]

>>18028492
Based tornado man