/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18026312]

oil
real estate
vaccines
respirators
stocks
money

CNBC:
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Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/oil/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>>18025596

[Anonymous No.18026325]

bought some tesla stock like a normie investor

[Anonymous No.18026333]

No floor confirmed

[Anonymous No.18026330]

dump et

[Anonymous No.18026346]

>https://nhentai.net/tag/oil/
I'm new and wtf is this

[Anonymous No.18026348]

NYC UNDER CRB-17 PROTOCOL

[Anonymous No.18026356]

Touching 18k today.

[Anonymous No.18026358]

CRUDE OIL WILL GO NEGATIVE

[Anonymous No.18026360]

when shud we get back into sqqq

[Anonymous No.18026361]

Can't wait for the Dow dip under 15K on Thursday.

[Anonymous No.18026366]

>>18026312
YOU BASTARDS SAID DON'T SELL, THE MARKET WILL KEEP GOING AND GOING FOREVER

MY RETIREMENT IS FUCKED
MY INDEX FUND IS FUCKED
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.18026369]

green EOD

>>18026333
fearmongering jew

[Anonymous No.18026372]

Everyone sold SDOW and SQQQ, right?

When do we buy back in?

[Anonymous No.18026373]

pump it

[Anonymous No.18026377]

Cashed out my 30March spy puts, time to buy some may puts with the profits

[Anonymous No.18026380]

WHY ISNT CUOMO THE PRESIDENT AND NOT THE ORANGE BUFFON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18026381]

>>18026346
it's educational material for oil traders

[Anonymous No.18026384]

>>18026360
24

[Anonymous No.18026386]

>>18026366
Zoom out, just keep zooming out

[Anonymous No.18026387]

>>18026312
Load up on ONTX before the Wednesday blast off

[Anonymous No.18026388]

>WORST CRISIS SINCE WW2
WORST CRISIS SINCE WW2
>WORST CRISIS SINCE WW2
WORST CRISIS SINCE WW2

SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.18026391]

https://youtu.be/oa4i9Ap6dCg
calls on zoomers

[Anonymous No.18026393]

>>18026356
How long until we reach 17k at this rate? two weeks?

[Anonymous No.18026394]

Under 18.500
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18026396]

There aren't enough VLCC and tanks to hold all the oil that's not being consumed if this goes on for more than a year. Negative oil is very possible

[Anonymous No.18026398]

What stocks have the best dividends? Here’s my plan anons: invest in cheap high div stocks, call USO 2021 at 8 dollars. Good? No? Yes?

[Anonymous No.18026403]

PRE MARKET PUMP WIPED OUT
FUCK YOU JEROME
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18026413]

What the fuck is going on today, ftse back to minus 4.5 again after a brief spell in the green.

It's fucking broken

[Anonymous No.18026417]

>had a chance to buy sqqq at 29
>"nah dude i already missed the dip"
>bought tqqq at 34.60
>mfw it just keeps going down and sqqq up

[Anonymous No.18026420]

moshi? moshi? Buy BLMN and AXL? B-b-b- BASED DEPARTEMENTO! NEEE HOWWW!!!!

[Anonymous No.18026421]

IT COMES DOWN TO NOTHING

[Anonymous No.18026427]

Ultimately, how low is it going to go? 2008 levels?

[Anonymous No.18026430]

>>18026417
same lol

[Anonymous No.18026432]

GE AVIATION FIRING 10% OF EMPLOYEES
>GE AVIATION FIRING 10% OF EMPLOYEES
GE AVIATION FIRING 10% OF EMPLOYEES
>GE AVIATION FIRING 10% OF EMPLOYEES
GE AVIATION FIRING 10% OF EMPLOYEES
>GE AVIATION FIRING 10% OF EMPLOYEES
GE AVIATION FIRING 10% OF EMPLOYEES
>GE AVIATION FIRING 10% OF EMPLOYEES
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/23/coronavirus-fallout-ge-aviation-to-cut-10percent-of-its-us-workforce.html

[Anonymous No.18026446]

YOU FUCKERS JUST TOLD ME THIS IS THE BOTTOM THEN HOW COME IT KEEPS GOING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18026447]

>>18026393
Something like that.
I expect it to bounce from these thousands just like it did from 20k. Might take a while to hammer through.
So many people expecting it to turn at every psychological barrier.
It's a long bouncy way down to 12k that this market is digging.

[Anonymous No.18026450]

>>18026432
Old news

[Anonymous No.18026452]

So what's the bottom, 1800 pts?

[Anonymous No.18026453]

Fuck you jerome my account is only down 0.25% once this IV crush gets unfucked i'm goona have a ton be rich

[Anonymous No.18026458]

Holy fuck this is amazing.
Unlimited money of FED vs Biggest economic crisis in history.

So who gonna win?

[Anonymous No.18026459]

I can't fucking keep up with the threads

[Anonymous No.18026461]

Maybe this is a good thing, you know? We're back to 2016 levels, pretty sure that's the last year I felt a bit of happiness. Money is a temporal object, it comes and it goes, but the memories we make on this earth last forever.

[Anonymous No.18026467]

>>18026420
>AXL
spooky
are you sure baby

[Anonymous No.18026472]

>>18026432
shit's fucked, you know?

[Anonymous No.18026475]

>>18026446
have you heard about this coronavirus thing

[Anonymous No.18026476]

Why is it so high?
Wasn't this supposed to be worse than the other mondays?

[Anonymous No.18026485]

HYPERINFLATION IS HERE. GET READY FOR STOCKS 1000X

[Anonymous No.18026486]

>>18026346
Buy Crisco

[Anonymous No.18026488]

>>18026388
>since ww2
Anon, even mainstream media agrees to say that we're at least 1929 level of "we're fucked"

[Anonymous No.18026490]

>>18026366
SHOULD HAVE SOLD YOUR RETIREMENT BACK IN THE FIRST WEEK OF FEBRUARY WHEN /POL/ TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS CHINK PLAGUE FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.18026492]

GET LOW
GET LOW
BOBOS WE BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYH7_GzP4Tg

[Anonymous No.18026494]

IT ALL COMES
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOWN

[Anonymous No.18026495]

Why is tvix going down? Are all etfs just shitting because?

[Anonymous No.18026503]

>>18026346
lube it up

[Anonymous No.18026504]

>>18026461
You got it anon. Most will never.
It's the experience, the feeling of joy that is the most valuable asset of them all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_ihXlWKC7g

[Anonymous No.18026506]

>TVIX still -20%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18026507]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXA78JkrwMc

NYC TURNING INTO IRAQ LMAO

[Anonymous No.18026516]

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZaIBl18gTs

[Anonymous No.18026519]

OH WHEN IT ALL, IT ALL FALLLS DOWNN
I'M TELLING YOU OH, IT ALL FALLS DOWWNN

[Anonymous No.18026521]

HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS

[Anonymous No.18026522]

>>18026432
I BOUGHT GE $21 CALLS ON FRIDAY EXPECTING A BAILOUT BOUNCE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18026526]

>>18026366
You got raped by the Saudi Oil Dump.
You should have sold that Monday

[Anonymous No.18026527]

>>18026476
The Fed went brrr today

[Anonymous No.18026531]

I HAVE A QUESTION
Since the Fed is owned by private banks, is QE an elaborate form of stock buybacks from the banks to themselves?

[Anonymous No.18026533]

>>18026450
LITERALLY JUST ANNOUNCED RETARD FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.18026534]

>>18026452
everyone is trying to find the bottom, but no one knows
the search continues

[Anonymous No.18026535]

>>18026417
mfw i didn't sell yet

[Anonymous No.18026536]

>>18026495
>>18026506
Because there is a light at the end of the road

[Anonymous No.18026538]

>bought SQQQ at 29.5
>realize how retarded I was
>sell at 30.5
>SQQQ now at 31.11
oh well I somehow still made money at least

[Anonymous No.18026546]

>>18026516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
retard

[Anonymous No.18026548]

>>18026467
To short and make some quick penny gainz, yes. BLMN is legit tho. When that stimulus drops and all he normies go out to get fast food and restaurants they are gonna have a nice bounce. I predict $15 by next week. IF THE TRUMP BUCKIES COME. If not then no.

[Anonymous No.18026551]

>>18026507
imagine living in new york during a pandemic

imagine living in new york at all

[Anonymous No.18026554]

B U Y
U
Y

[Anonymous No.18026558]

Is KTOS still a sound investment?

[Anonymous No.18026559]

>>18026516
No.
This is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V-WGwJJj58

[Anonymous No.18026563]

>>18026372
Not anytime soon

[Anonymous No.18026565]

>>18026546
you're a basic bitch

[Anonymous No.18026571]

After the corona-chan a new Marshall plan happens or the world will blame china and ww3 kicks out

[Anonymous No.18026572]

>>18026446
Lmao

Take your head out of your ass and look around, might help you make better decisions.

[Anonymous No.18026574]

>>18026534
We really need to go to the bottom of this

[Anonymous No.18026573]

S&P 500 in free fall

[Anonymous No.18026576]

18k is coming way faster than I though, strap in fuckers we're going to touch it in no time.

[Anonymous No.18026579]

There's no fucking floor on SPY.
Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.18026581]

https://thehill.com/policy/finance/489001-mnuchin-urges-small-businesses-not-to-lay-off-workers

>Don't lay off workers just take loans to keep afloat! You can pay them back later (with interest of course!)

This is not going to go well.

[Anonymous No.18026586]

IT'S IN FREEFALL

CIRCUIT BREAKERS WHEN?

[Anonymous No.18026588]

>>18026538

he sold?

[Anonymous No.18026591]

>>18026372
im still holding, will sell at -5 % WISH ME LUCK BEAR BRROS

[Anonymous No.18026593]

>>18026565
zoom zoom

[Anonymous No.18026598]

>>18026548
I'm tempted on BLMN
risky but rewarding
they suspended div already, which is fine with me

AXL feels like a bailout coinflip

[Anonymous No.18026602]

What are some good long positions for the upcoming police state? Security contractors, surveillance equipment, affordable military hardware etc. Don't need jets and missiles to control the populace so the big players are out of the question

[Anonymous No.18026601]

YES YES YES

[Anonymous No.18026606]

OH GOD O H FUCK, ITS GOING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18026612]

Dow Jones? More like...Down Jones haha

[Anonymous No.18026617]

>>18026586
Where we're going we don't need circuit breakers!

[Anonymous No.18026622]

>>18026602
Toilet paper, guns, bear spray

[Anonymous No.18026623]

>IBM's director of research, Darby O'Gill
wtf?

[Anonymous No.18026627]

Kept you waiting, huh?

[Anonymous No.18026628]

Is 90 the floor?

[Anonymous No.18026632]

>>18026574
we'll find the bottom eventually
the search itself can be really rewarding

[Anonymous No.18026634]

>MFW I bought sqqq at 26
>mfw everyone said hold short term
>mfw everyone was wrong

I'm in it for another month

[Anonymous No.18026636]

>>18026627
You're pretty good

[Anonymous No.18026638]

>>18026598
It's up to you. I got in this morning and it was 4.66. It's now 5.00 so I'm up a few hundred already. feels good man. But I'm also in it for the long haul.

[Anonymous No.18026640]

OY VEY JEROME GET BACK TO WORK

[Anonymous No.18026642]

>carnival down 10% so far
Should I buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.18026643]

I only want enough money to buy a qt azn gf

[Anonymous No.18026644]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHcP8XX5IJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pls6OyJpCWg
Too many songs to describe the mood

[Anonymous No.18026648]

I HEARD THAT 15K IS THE FLOOR IS THAT TRUE
>I HEARD THAT 15K IS THE FLOOR IS THAT TRUE

[Anonymous No.18026650]

>>18026380
>why isnt the guy who teamed up with bill clinton to crash the economy by putting a gun to the banks heads and telling them to give niggers and beaners NINJA loans the president

[Anonymous No.18026652]

>>18026593
imagine calling me a zoomer and posting EVA shit, fuck off weeb

>>18026559
now THIS is based

[Anonymous No.18026653]

>>18026432
I've been saying it for a while long term puts on us corporate bonds. Half the bond market is made up of BBB bonds which is one step above junk status and companies like Ford and GE and Kraft Heinz are so full of debt and their bonds are just barely teetering on the investment grade/junk grade. This whole global shut down is going to cause a shit load of bond market downgrades to junk status which will cause institutional funds to immediately sell off their bonds as they are by rule not allowed to have junk bonds in their funds.

[Anonymous No.18026654]

Was really hoping for circuit breakers today.

[Anonymous No.18026660]

>>18026602
Bidets. Caskets. Anything construction related since they'll need to be modifying a lot of buildings into wards for patients and prisoners on the fly.

[Anonymous No.18026663]

>>18026654
You're getting it though

[Anonymous No.18026662]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNkQMtZAMAw

[Anonymous No.18026665]

>>18026558
>zoomer's first defense stock
buy GD buy LMT

[Anonymous No.18026666]

>>18026628
Hell no.
45 is the bottom at earliest.

[Anonymous No.18026668]

tfw watching this with no positions
FOMO hitting hard

[Anonymous No.18026672]

stimulus package PLS

PLS

[Anonymous No.18026673]

>>18026642
Cruise lines have all the problems of airlines but are non essential. They are likely last in line for bailouts because of how they avoid taxes with the flags they sail with.They have huge operating costs. This might be the end of cruise lines but really....who cares?

[Anonymous No.18026674]

DOW -4% HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.18026675]

>>18026648
you heard it here, the floor is 8999

[Anonymous No.18026678]

>>18026643
This

[Anonymous No.18026680]

what should i buy puts on when there is a bump in the market? i only have 900$

[Anonymous No.18026681]

Fed is asleep. Dump it.

[Anonymous No.18026686]

TVIX broke.

[Anonymous No.18026688]

JEROME!!!1 I SEE YOU PUMPING JEROME
GIVE IT UP JEROME.... BOBO IS IN CONTROL NOW

[Anonymous No.18026692]

>>18026653
How do I buy puts on US corporate bonds?

[Anonymous No.18026695]

SPX 2150 is my target for the day

[Anonymous No.18026696]

>>18026673
>cruise lines collapsing
Good, only boomers and wine moms who marry into rich families like cruises
Let them burn

[Anonymous No.18026698]

>>18026675
Lol go away bull

[Anonymous No.18026702]

>sell out of fear, break even
>it goes up even more
AHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18026704]

>>18026628
for the Dow.

[Anonymous No.18026705]

>>18026686
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18026706]

>30% unemployment
30% unemployment
>30% unemployment
30% unemployment
>30% unemployment
30% unemployment
>30% unemployment
30% unemployment

[Anonymous No.18026712]

>>18026648
No retard, it's 14880

[Anonymous No.18026718]

so this is the power... of unlimited QE

[Anonymous No.18026719]

>>18026648
The 2008 housing crisis saw the market lose half its value, this is a financial crisis of equal proportions that's actually still waiting to be carried by the actual wave of coronavirus that hasn't even begun to impact the US yet. A 15k floor would mean an entire dysfunctionial economy hit by a pandemic is of equal magnitude, I'd say 15k is a very generous estimate.

[Anonymous No.18026720]

does anyone know how Degiro handles dividends from acculumating etfs? they don't have a DRIP afaik so do they just pay out regular dividends?

[Anonymous No.18026726]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

how are we all doing today? made my weekly purchase today, got some JNJ, O, TXN, PFE, MSFT, LOW and T

[Anonymous No.18026727]

YOU CAN'T STOP IT JEROME

[Anonymous No.18026728]

NO NO NO you can't just crash the market!!
-1000 points on the down jones means at least 1000 boomers will die of a heart attack!! NOOO

[Anonymous No.18026732]

>>18026674
They're really trying to save it, we're back to 18500

[Anonymous No.18026733]

LOL FUCKING BULLS WERE CELEBRATING

[Anonymous No.18026734]

Jerome, just give it up. Stop pumping

[Anonymous No.18026735]

>>18026706
And yet it's going up again :(

[Anonymous No.18026737]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WRONG?

[Anonymous No.18026745]

>>18026648
At at least this will be the worst economic collapse of the century

[Anonymous No.18026747]

Just went all in on XOM and ALK.
It can only go up from here!

[Anonymous No.18026752]

>>18026705
>rEE
Just about sums it up.

[Anonymous No.18026758]

IMAGINE YELLOWSTONE ERUPTING

[Anonymous No.18026760]

BABY CAN YOU DIG YOUR MAN?
HE'S A RIGHTEOUS MAN

[Anonymous No.18026762]

JEROME VS BOBO ROUND 43

[Anonymous No.18026764]

>>18026692
LQD, VCIT, and BSCM long term puts on that

[Anonymous No.18026768]

>-4% and crashing
SHE'S GOING DONE

[Anonymous No.18026770]

Reminder we won't hit bottom until we hit 40k dead. That's when the other half of the country are forced to admit something is wrong.

[Anonymous No.18026771]

>>18026758
Would spark the pope to proclaim this the end times

[Anonymous No.18026773]

>>18026650
>IT WAS ALL CLINTON'S FAULT THE ECONOMY CRASHED
>PLEASE IGNORE THAT THE BANKS THEN PROCEEDED TO OVERLEVERAGE THE SHIT OUT OF THESE LOANS BY TRADING THEM ON MARGIN
Banks brought it on themselves

[Anonymous No.18026780]

IMAGINE LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE HAPPENING ON TOP OF THIS

WELCOME TO THE BLACK SWAN

[Anonymous No.18026782]

buy spy puts

[Anonymous No.18026786]

>>18026758
DOW would go negative

[Anonymous No.18026795]

>>18026726
Don't you think REITs are a lot riskier now considering the amount of debt they carry and how people might not be able to pay rent?

[Anonymous No.18026799]

>people think they can correctly identify/time the bottom
>during a pandemic and financial crisis

[Anonymous No.18026800]

>>18026786
>/biz/ finally buys in "It can't go any lower"

[Anonymous No.18026801]

>trumpcucks calling the bottom at 18500
kek

[Anonymous No.18026803]

I don't understand shit about economics or stock market, so please explain to me like I'm a retard.
How bad is the situation?
Is this just you guys being bored of quarantine or is something really going on?
How bad when compared to 2008?
Can it get worse? If so, how much worse?

[Anonymous No.18026806]

>>18026758
It would be a perfect crab market because there wouldn't be anyone left alive to trade.

[Anonymous No.18026808]

>>18026773
Not just the banks. Turns out a ton of hedge funds were trading at 10x-15x margin and now the banks that backed them are holding heavy bags.

[Anonymous No.18026809]

>>18026780
I wonder what's happening at Deutsche Bank...

[Anonymous No.18026811]

>>18026673
How are airlines "essential?"

[Anonymous No.18026813]

>>18026726
For me, it's NEE T KO MSFT GD LMT

[Anonymous No.18026817]

>>18026773
>force banks at gunpoint to eat shit sandwich of pretending financial racism is wrong
>its the banks fault for putting some ketchup on the shit sandwich
I can't believe you're actually making me defend the banker jews here

[Anonymous No.18026821]

are we gonna go below 18k today?

[Anonymous No.18026822]

is this all you have to offer FED? you think unlimited money can stop this crash?

[Anonymous No.18026826]

WHY THE FUCK IS CRYPTO HOLDING STEADY RIGHT NOW, I WANNA BUUUUUUY

[Anonymous No.18026827]

>>18026720
>>18026720
>>18026720

[Anonymous No.18026832]

Circuit Breaker when?

[Anonymous No.18026841]

>>18026803
It's already worse than 1929 in its intensity, not even memeing. 2008 is child's play compared to this.

[Anonymous No.18026843]

>>18026799
Everyone with money in the market today thinks they can to some degree. What's your point?

[Anonymous No.18026847]

>>18026832
Trump speech.

[Anonymous No.18026850]

>>18026803
History repeats itself
great depression followed by world war incoming
hunker down

[Anonymous No.18026849]

>>18026811
how can retarded 20 something white girls be living their best life if they cant fly to places and get drunk and fucked, anon
did you ever think of that

[Anonymous No.18026852]

>>18026821
We're almost there, at the very least we'll touch 17,900 by tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18026861]

Jerome has been taken care of, bobo is in control of the fed and we are heading to sub 17k

[Anonymous No.18026864]

>>18026801
was getting caught part of the plan?
fuck off CIA nigger

[Anonymous No.18026865]

>>18026809
visceral screaming and incredible confusion
possibly suicides
just like any other institution on the planet that deals directly with finance

[Anonymous No.18026868]

I am literally too depressed to trade or even follow these threads regularly anymore. And we're only 30% down.

[Anonymous No.18026872]

>>18026758
imagine the san andreas fault explodes

[Anonymous No.18026873]

>>18026758
rolling

[Anonymous No.18026875]

wtf /biz/ I thought for sure we'd hit a breaker by now

[Anonymous No.18026876]

We warned you

[Anonymous No.18026879]

>>18026760
Captain trips got me

[Anonymous No.18026883]

TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE, LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18026884]

Time to call on the dark powers and use the forbidden technique Jerome.
The only way to save the market is to summon the negative rates.

[Anonymous No.18026890]

>>18026865

[Anonymous No.18026891]

Unlimited money is useless when nobody is alive to spend it.

[Anonymous No.18026896]

WHAT HAPPENS IF SPY GOES UNDER 220????

[Anonymous No.18026897]

CMON VIX

[Anonymous No.18026899]

Imagine actually having sex

[Anonymous No.18026902]

>Democrats deny the bill to cause the markets to keep tanking
>they literally will let the country burn down because orange man bad
Heads should fucking ROLL

[Anonymous No.18026908]

>DEUTSCHE BANK REQUESTING ECB BAILOUT DUE TO PANDEMIC BOND DEFAULTS
>DEUTSCHE BANK REQUESTING ECB BAILOUT DUE TO PANDEMIC BOND DEFAULTS
>DEUTSCHE BANK REQUESTING ECB BAILOUT DUE TO PANDEMIC BOND DEFAULTS
>DEUTSCHE BANK REQUESTING ECB BAILOUT DUE TO PANDEMIC BOND DEFAULTS
>DEUTSCHE BANK REQUESTING ECB BAILOUT DUE TO PANDEMIC BOND DEFAULTS

[Anonymous No.18026909]

Fuck if Danny devito gets the virus I’m restarting my life in Korea with a cute Korean girlfriend, I’ll have no reason to stay in America anymore

[Anonymous No.18026912]

>>18026896
Circuit breaker, then it rises again, then it drops even harder. Rinse and repeat

[Anonymous No.18026914]

>>18026899

[Anonymous No.18026915]

Digits and the floor is 0

[Anonymous No.18026917]

GIVE ME THE PERFECT DATE TO BUY AIRLINE STOCKS
>GIVE ME THE PERFECT DATE TO BUY AIRLINE STOCKS

[Anonymous No.18026916]

>>18026896
Armageddon

[Anonymous No.18026918]

>>18026720
>>18026720

[Anonymous No.18026923]

rolling for -1000 on the day

[Anonymous No.18026927]

>>18026817
>its the bank's fault for doing retarded bullshit with borrowed money
Yes

[Anonymous No.18026929]

>>18026908

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

[Anonymous No.18026930]

WHY THE F*CK ARE CASINO'S UP

[Anonymous No.18026937]

>>18026780
Calling this a black swan is like calling climate change a black swan.

[Anonymous No.18026938]

>>18026908
I have no idea what any of that means but wee red line go down

[Anonymous No.18026945]

>>18026899
I'd rather hear the bell ringing in Wall Street as the circuit breaker hits.

[Anonymous No.18026947]

>>18026333
Floors were never real

[Anonymous No.18026950]

>>18026902
>dems
>republicrons literally caught shorting the market

[Anonymous No.18026949]

It's just a flu bro

[Anonymous No.18026952]

>>18026803
It's so bad that the 2008 financial crisis is going to be repeated because months of economic shutdown (and millions of deaths) are going to bankrupt people and businesses thus cascading into a default crisis while deregulation has allowed the banks to gamble on loans as they were before 2008.

This is going to be a combination of every market crash that has happened in the past hundred years, because the "solutions" used during those crises just kicked the can down the road. We're now out of road.

[Anonymous No.18026957]

weeeee red line go down hahaha

[Anonymous No.18026959]

>>18026896

[Anonymous No.18026963]

>>18026891
At this point it's all about the ride down the roller coaster with my frens. I love you guys.

[Anonymous No.18026966]

WE /FREEFALL/ NOW

[Anonymous No.18026967]

>>18026872
>CA breaks away from mainland
Do it!

[Anonymous No.18026969]

>>18026930
This entire market has become one big gamble

[Anonymous No.18026975]

Bros I'm gonna cum

[Anonymous No.18026977]

>>18026930
Because you've got a better chance of making money than in this shit rn

[Anonymous No.18026979]

>>18026850
Look on the bright side: if China gets btfo in WW3 then production of goods and services returns to Western nations as fascism takes back over, which improves the fundamentals of the economy.

[Anonymous No.18026980]

SPY UNDER 220
GOING DOWN VERTICALLY

[Anonymous No.18026982]

>>18026930
online gambling in time of crises maybe? idk
what is their g/e?

[Anonymous No.18026983]

219
>219
219
>219
219
>219
219
>219

[Anonymous No.18026985]

>>18026896
RIP

[Anonymous No.18026987]

>>18026803
All of this is worse than anything we can imagine but we won't know how worse until it's fixed and we have no idea how to fix it.

It's literally an alien problem.

[Anonymous No.18026988]

>>18026930

[Anonymous No.18026989]

Last three digits is the floor

[Anonymous No.18026990]

>>18026908
no fucking way

[Anonymous No.18026994]

why wont boboniggers stop shorting

[Anonymous No.18026996]

g-guys i'm starting to get scared. why does it keep going down?

[Anonymous No.18026997]

>>18026929
>>18026938
Nazi land big boy bank go to Nazi land government asking for more Nazi bucks so they don't implode

[Anonymous No.18027000]

>>18026930
Hedge fund managers are betting all of their remaining money in the casino to try and make up the losses.
There's a spike in the userbase.

[Anonymous No.18027001]

>>18026908
IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.18027005]

>>18026908
>>18026908
>DUE TO PANDEMIC BOND DEFAULTS
lmao at least try to sound more realistic next time

[Anonymous No.18027006]

>CIRCUIT BREAKER WHEN
>CIRCUIT BREAKER WHEN
>CIRCUIT BREAKER WHEN
>CIRCUIT BREAKER WHEN

[Anonymous No.18027010]

Did the circuit breaker kicked in? It looked like it stopped trading for a few mins.

[Anonymous No.18027012]

>>18026896
shit will hit the fans

[Anonymous No.18027013]

Should I go cash in my bonds at the bank now?

[Anonymous No.18027014]

>>18026989
For the Dow

[Anonymous No.18027016]

>>18026879
The dark man is coming
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD

[Anonymous No.18027017]

>>18026996
That's normal. Don't worry.

[Anonymous No.18027018]

Even infinite QE can't save this.

[Anonymous No.18027024]

>>18026930
They're probably expecting a bail out, they """asked""" for one.

[Anonymous No.18027025]

>>18026975
>+244
nig are you serious, that/s nothing

[Anonymous No.18027026]

>>18027010
Nah still 0.5% to go

[Anonymous No.18027028]

>>18026917
june 15th

[Anonymous No.18027029]

>>18026917
NOW

[Anonymous No.18027030]

gentlemen, we have lots to fall

[Anonymous No.18027031]

PUMP IS ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18027032]

>>18026917
No one knows you fucking brainlet. Just watch and wait.

[Anonymous No.18027035]

>>18026979
Lol, big corps would just move factories to India.

[Anonymous No.18027036]

>>18026908
fake and gay

[Anonymous No.18027038]

>>18026864

[Anonymous No.18027039]

LITERALLY WHAT CAN STOP THIS FUCKING BEAR
FUCK YOGI
FUCK GRIZZLIES
FUCK PANDAS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.18027040]

>>18026908
Link right fucking now

[Anonymous No.18027042]

>>18026987
>we have no idea how to fix it.
>It's literally an alien problem.

This.
The fundamentals which have driven this market for decades, as in cheap money and money printing are now proving useless in propping the market up anymore.
This is pretty much the end of this system we're witnessing.

[Anonymous No.18027043]

>>18026969
>Casinos profiting massively as they open up market trading.

[Anonymous No.18027045]

SPY 218
>SPY 218
SPY 218
>SPY 218
SPY 218
>SPY 218
SPY 218
>SPY 218
SPY 218
>SPY 218

[Anonymous No.18027048]

*snap*

[Anonymous No.18027051]

>5% INCOMING

[Anonymous No.18027052]

>tqqq at 34.60
>tqq at 32.50
just gonna keep HOLDING

[Anonymous No.18027057]

YEEEEEEEEEEES
KEEP DUMPING

[Anonymous No.18027059]

Hopefully orange retard flips out about the fed not stopping the market collapse and him losing shit so the market crashes even more

[Anonymous No.18027062]

OH NONONONONONO
FEDS BTFO!

[Anonymous No.18027064]

>>18027026
has to go to -7%, so 2.5% more
-5% is for futures

[Anonymous No.18027065]

>>18027025
I'm cumming to the red line, not my own gains

[Anonymous No.18027066]

NO NO NO STOP IT STOP IT HELP ME I WANT OUT I WANT OUT NOW NOW NOW GET ME OFF THE RIDE!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18027067]

>>18026930
>>>18026969 >>18026977 >>18026982 >>18026988 >>18027000 >>18027024
https://m.benzinga.com/article/15625193
Sportsbooks Are Letting You Make Bets On The Weather

[Anonymous No.18027068]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

[Anonymous No.18027070]

Schiff is gonna be live in an hour FYI
https://twitter.com/PeterSchiff/status/1242113640301502465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcg6wZlDVrs

[Anonymous No.18027072]

>when after 20 failed attempts you finally have a successful short

[Anonymous No.18027073]

>>18026393
dump on monday, stability pump on thuesday, wednesday/thursday crabbing and friday panic dump, repeat
so next week sub 17k

You have to realize nothing is actually supporting this value

[Anonymous No.18027075]

>SQQQ about to surpass TQQQ
SQQQ about to surpass TQQQ
>SQQQ about to surpass TQQQ

[Anonymous No.18027080]

[Anonymous No.18027081]

>>18026868
What? Never felt this good since months. Corona cured my depression.

[Anonymous No.18027082]

>>18027064
Whoops you're right. Maybe after lunch

[Anonymous No.18027085]

>>18026559
we'll carry that weight

[Anonymous No.18027089]

https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

[Anonymous No.18027092]

>>18027072

Yeah, the bus you rode to school in.

[Anonymous No.18027097]

JEROME IS BACK AND HE BROUGHT FRIENDS

[Anonymous No.18027096]

>>18027075

[Anonymous No.18027098]

We're now at 2016 levels

[Anonymous No.18027099]

So close to the lows, keep on dumping!!!

[Anonymous No.18027102]

>>18027075
The flippening finally happened

[Anonymous No.18027109]

>sqqq jumped 10%

[Anonymous No.18027110]

Props to the bobros who held their SQQQ, I sold mine at 31

[Anonymous No.18027114]

>-2% more and I can take a break to coom

[Anonymous No.18027119]

WHY WONT WENDY"S GO DOWNN

[Anonymous No.18027121]

Ready for that sub 18k boys?

[Anonymous No.18027123]

FIVE PERCENT ALREADY JEROME

[Anonymous No.18027125]

>>18026952
I agree with your analysis but I would offer that a key difference is that credit default swaps were loans made in bad faith (or rather pieces of good loans packaged with bad loans, etc) AND their underlying assets (the houses) were overvalued, whereas today (as long as millions of people don't die) the underlying demand for goods and services is still there in the US, so while some businesses can and will go under other businesses will replace them.
Not over night mind you, but sooner than a decade; my pure guess would be a year, it could be faster or it could be slower and it also depends on what the virus does (whether it dies in summer, whether it joins the ranks of H1N1 and H2N3 as yet another seasonal virus), and to a much lesser extent what the fed does.

[Anonymous No.18027126]

Holy shit, DOW is sinking. No amount of brrrrr can save it

[Anonymous No.18027127]

>>18027031
Why, Mr. Powell?

[Anonymous No.18027131]

>The number of new coronavirus cases in the U.S. surpassed 35,000 on Monday, making it the third-highest amount of infections in the world behind only Italy and China. The death toll in the U.S. from the COVID-19 virus reached 471 - the sixth highest in the world - Fox News
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18027132]

>>18027070
Gold go up. Fed is stupid creating inflation. Buy my gold. USD collapse. Replay for the last decade

[Anonymous No.18027134]

>>18026312
>Up to my tits in debt
>No assets
Bring the inflation, bros. Go Fed go!

[Anonymous No.18027135]

>>18027035
>implying that big corps will have that much freedom
Not under the tenants of national socialism they wouldn't

[Anonymous No.18027138]

IM POOOMPING

[Anonymous No.18027145]

>>18027131
It is only the beginning. Why contain it?

[Anonymous No.18027146]

>>18026686
kek, just wait it's cooming

[Anonymous No.18027149]

>>18027026
Do I sell my 4/3 put before it kicks in?

[Anonymous No.18027151]

WTF STOP PUMPING

[Anonymous No.18027152]

MICHIGAN JUST WENT INTO LOCK DOWN!

[Anonymous No.18027157]

>China has new cases and new deaths
well well well

[Anonymous No.18027160]

>>18027114
She looks like she is having a seizure, is she alright?

[Anonymous No.18027163]

IS THERE ANYWHERE I CAN VIEW A LARGE TABLE OF ALL THE OPTIONS PRICES FOR A GIVEN STOCK AT THE SAME TIME? ROBINHOOD IS FUCKING ANNOYING HAVING TO CLICK EACH DATE AND SCROLL UP AND DOWN TO SEE A LIST FOR 1 DATE.

ISNT THERE SOMETHING LIKE A TABLE THAT SHOWS:

ANON STOCK

4/1 4/3 4/18 5/2
$3 STRIKE $25 $35 $56 $80

[Anonymous No.18027165]

>>18027119
Fast Food (or at least mcD's) was unironically declared "essential"

[Anonymous No.18027170]

>>18027134
how much debt and what interest rate?


MIGRATE TO EXISTING THREAD
>>18026314
>>18026314

>>18026314
>>18026314

>>18026314
>>18026314

>>18026314

[Anonymous No.18027171]

>>18027114
what kind of genetic failure causes this kind of face?

[Anonymous No.18027173]

>>18026996
HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT

[Anonymous No.18027175]

I want barcelona housing market to crach so I can get a fuckin roof over my vacationing ass

[Anonymous No.18027176]

THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE, JEROME. FFS

[Anonymous No.18027178]

>>18027114
Once we hit 60% unemployment, these hoes would be on the streets begging for dick.

[Anonymous No.18027182]

>>18027152
Nobody gives a fuck. Look at California's beaches. Until they start arresting violators and shooting resisters, it doesn't fucking matter.

[Anonymous No.18027185]

>>18027135
They'd just leave and subvert another country.

[Anonymous No.18027192]

>>18027125
Problem is that people are coming to the end of their line with debt.
Purchasing power is going to go down the shitter in a matter of couple of years due to the debt saturation. We are already seeing record high loan delinquencies.
The only reason this has been chugging on as long as it has, was always the debt.
That game is now over.
Also houses are now more overvalued than they ever are and the same mortgage backed securities are on the market just like they were before. Nothing has been learned, the same 2008 shitshow is about to repeat but with 10x more severity.

[Anonymous No.18027193]

>>18027165

[Anonymous No.18027197]

>>18027157
they never stopped reporting new cases and deaths its just the numbers that are clearly bullshit.
China continuing to let this disease spew out of their country until the entire worlds economy is begging them for mercy.

[Anonymous No.18027212]

even with the fed given unlimited power the market is still dumping ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh
YOUR PUMPS ARE WORTHLESS JEROME

[Anonymous No.18027215]

>>18027175
Barcelona is becoming a shithole mate

[Anonymous No.18027221]

>people thought 1-3 weeks ago was the bottom
You will know when we are the bottom

[Anonymous No.18027228]

>>18027163
E-Trade
Robinhood UI is hot garbage normie bs

[Anonymous No.18027248]

>tfw dow has support at 18k

[Anonymous No.18027269]

>>18027114
Gross, /biz/ is a yellow fever board

[Anonymous No.18027281]

What does this trend mean?

[Anonymous No.18027297]

>>18027215
I live in a worse shithole so I dont really mind

[Anonymous No.18027302]

STOP GOING BACK UP WTF!!! I WAS TRYING TO CASH OUT! GET ME OFF THIS RIIIIIIIIDE!!!!

[Anonymous No.18027304]

>>18027281
the JUST fuck my economy up trend

[Anonymous No.18027305]

>>18027281
Great Depression 2 electric boogaloo

[Anonymous No.18027315]

>>18027281
It means the feds can suck my dick.

[Anonymous No.18027325]

>>18027248
That's what EVERYONE thought about the Dec 2018 lows

[Anonymous No.18027338]

Banking stocks hit 52 week/5 year lows, my Puts are going down, someone explains pls

[Anonymous No.18027402]

>>18027171
smut

[Anonymous No.18027416]

>>18027131
The US is going to get so fucked if people are even half as retarded about quarantining as they have been in the UK

[Anonymous No.18027463]

>>18027416
people are going to spring break and mardi gras, that should tell you everything

[Anonymous No.18027571]

>>18027416
Yeah and it takes time for symptoms to show. Imagine the explosion in cases, the rate of hospitalization, and the burden placed on ICU units when the current incubated cases reach maturity. As soon as the ICUs go over capacity, the death rate will explode as well. All dems have to do now is say that republicans don't care about the people, and you'll have 16 years of complete democrat control over the US.

[Anonymous No.18027575]

JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK WHAT DID I MISS

[Anonymous No.18027585]

>>18027338
You're gay.

[Anonymous No.18027587]

>>18027416
Bro we would be fucked even if there was no disease

[Anonymous No.18027617]

>>18027575
>No gloves
NGMI

[Anonymous No.18027658]

>>18027617
Latex senpai

[Anonymous No.18027788]

Bought a put on JBLU and gonna wait until SQQQ goes back down after the stimulus package.

[Anonymous No.18028245]

>>18027171
>genetic
that nose looks like botched cosmetic surgery innit?

[Anonymous No.18028447]

when will the stim deal fail so i can sell?

[Anonymous No.18028642]

When is S&P gonna go green for the day? like 30min?

[Anonymous No.18029354]

X will dump by end of this week.