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>> No.18024922

BUY AS MANY SHARES OF ZOOM AS YOU CAN

ITS LITERALLY FREE MONEY RIGHT NOW

>> No.18024930
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>> No.18024938
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18024938

THE MAFIA GUYS?!?!?!?!

>> No.18024940
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>> No.18024950
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18024950

In bear markets, you don't buy the dip, you sell the rip. Rip bulls, bear gang.

>> No.18024952

ITS NOT COMING IN SEPTEMBER

BULLS BTFO

>> No.18024954
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18024954

firs for :
Are boomers the most vile creatures to ever walk this earth?
They kept preaching about "aint no free meal" all these years and suddenly they went full communism when they're retirements are threatened. This fucking vermin on CNBC is literally shilling for people under 60 to risk their lives so they can keep up this hyper ponzi scheme while they sit at home safe. This is insane we should put them in concentration camps

>> No.18024956

Should I buy more ford puts? Sitting on my cash to teach myself a lesson about waiting for an opportunity but I really haven't found anything

>> No.18024960

GAS GAS GAS

>> No.18024962

I went all in on SQQQ at 31... how fucked am I?

>> No.18024964

>>18024938
He's cracking like a nut. Fucking walking joke ain't he?

>> No.18024966

>>18024930
Plz bobo...do it...

>> No.18024967

God damn this fucking IV crush

>> No.18024968
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18024968

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.18024976
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18024976

I AM GETTING TIRED OF THIS GAME, LET ME OUT!!!

>> No.18024978
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18024978

>just don't fucking dance
DANCE THREAD

>> No.18024981

>>18024938
Holy fuck all these people saying how good Asia is are forgetting that Asian culture is all about saving face and they will never tell the truth about what is going on. Remember the reporting on Fukishima? No? Well fuck you then.

>> No.18024983

>>18024940
Saved

>> No.18024985

>>18024922
lmao 2k P/E holy shit

>> No.18024986
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18024986

>all these bearcucks and bullcucks
>when today will be the glorious day of the crab

>> No.18024987
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18024987

FUCK YOU KROGER
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>> No.18024988
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>>18024978

>> No.18024989

ZOOOOOOOOM!

>> No.18024991
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18024991

REITs are so interesting to me right now

I'm too much of a pussy to buy them, but I think they are probably a good value here

>> No.18024992
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18024992

BULLS I AM SORRY PLEASE LET ME SELL I DONT WANNA LOSE EVERYTHING

>> No.18024995

ZOOM ZOOM

>> No.18024996
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18024996

NRZ is down 20% today hahahaaaaaaaa, REITs are getting raped.

>> No.18024998

>>18024938

at this point this clown is just farming (you)s in twitter,fucking shitposter

>> No.18024999

>>18024978
DANCING IS FORBIDDEN

>> No.18025001

>>18024956
In my opinion no but I’m wrong about everything (so yes!)

>> No.18025003

>>18024956
Twink (TVIX)

>> No.18025005
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18025005

>market goes down
>TVIX goes down
I guess I don't understand the bet I'm making?

>> No.18025006

>>18024962
Bro...

>> No.18025007

>>18024962
you were suppose to go all in at 23$ 2 weeks ago dude

>> No.18025009

I havent gotten any sleep for the past 2 weeks

>> No.18025010
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>>18024978

>> No.18025011

>>18024962
You're an idiot

>> No.18025013
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18025013

>>18024978

>> No.18025015

Fuck anime

>> No.18025016
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18025016

What a National Socialist gobbermint do in this situation?

>> No.18025019

>>18024991
Is that yellow Arya?

>> No.18025020

i bought a stupid fucking tqqq call on thursday because it was looking so sure thered be a fake friday poomp because of thursdays big drop and the "quad-witch" bullshit. now im just begging for a little poomp, any poomp.

>> No.18025021

Zoom is a Chinese spy software. It's eventually going to crash violently as it's banned in the US.

>> No.18025023

>>18024962
Absolutely fucked. I went in TVIX at 500 though so don't feel too bad.

>> No.18025025
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>>18024962
LMFAO

It's okay friend. You may break even tomorrow or Wednesday. Hold, or average dow-
>all in
pic related

>> No.18025026
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18025026

Looks like we're in for another episode of "crab up and down between -.25% and -1%"

>> No.18025027
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18025027

unlimited power and the best the fed can do is a crab market

>> No.18025030

>>18025016
Lose

>> No.18025031

>>18024987
>3 hours later
All green

>> No.18025032

>>18024938
yeah bro, the entire country of italy are just paid actors. the pope doesn't exist.

>> No.18025033
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>> No.18025034

>>18025016
This wouldn't happen

>> No.18025038
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>>18024919
This is how it ends.

>> No.18025041
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>Starbucks hikes pay by $3 an hour

Hyper-hyper-hyperinflation?

>> No.18025040

>>18025005
This is oddly calming:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HflWopMpR8

>> No.18025042

>>18025016
Start a war as keynesianst budgeting stimulus

>> No.18025043
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18025043

>>18024978

>> No.18025044
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>>18025016
Moon

>> No.18025048

>>18025005
Also confused

>> No.18025051

>>18025027
That's a big duck

>> No.18025049

>>18024938
Hes sucha. Retard holy shit

>> No.18025052
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>> No.18025054

>>18025016
Mass produce respiratory masks and then send everybody back to work

>> No.18025055

>>18025005
TVIX is about the VIX you fucking dumbass, it's not the market

>> No.18025056

>>18025023
I FOMO'd TVIX on friday for 650 though...

>> No.18025062

How do you make money in a crab market

>> No.18025063
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>>18025016
Blame the jews. Seriously. That's their solution to everything.

>> No.18025065
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18025065

>totalitarian society
>implying we're not doing it better

>> No.18025068
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18025068

>>18024978

>> No.18025069

>>18024938
lmfao at all the seething mafiosos replying to this post, go back to "your thing"

>> No.18025070

>>18025033
You know what else they are good for? Sucking a dick.

>> No.18025074

>>18025041
>forgive me sensei... I must go all out... Just this once...

>> No.18025076

>>18025063
They are not wrong

>> No.18025077

HAVE $200 FREE THIS WEEK WHAT OPTIONS ARE GOOD

>> No.18025079
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18025079

Literally the absolute STATES of america right now (rn)

>> No.18025080

>>18025051
For you

>> No.18025081

>>18025016
Chinese Holocaust

>> No.18025084

>>18025016
>What a National Socialist gobbermint do in this situation?

Same thing as last time: get their asses kicked and their cities bombed into dust.

>> No.18025085

>>18025063
This literally is jews now

>> No.18025088

>SPY volume: 74 million
>Typical day: 200 million
NO VOLUME!!!

>> No.18025090

>>18025062
buy the dip

>> No.18025091

VOLATILITY IS VOLATILITY NOT MARKET PRICES HOLY SHIT SOME OF YOU ARE DUMBER THAN NIGGERS

>> No.18025094

>>18025016
Pick a minority group at random, blame them for all current problems, focus all economic activity on exterminating them.

Problem is this can't happen during a pandemic. If you kill all of (insert minority group here), people will figure out you're full of shit as people keep getting sick and dying.

>> No.18025095

>>18025016
Use Aryan shamanism to find a cure, have giant rallies where the folk are granted immunity to the pathetic viral spirit

>> No.18025096

>>18025055
Right but the VIX is about the number of options trades in or out of the money right?

>> No.18025097
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18025097

CAN WE STOP TEETERING ON THE TIP OF THE HOGS PECKER AND CHOOSE A GOD DAMN DIRECTION ALREADY

EITHER PUMP OR DUMP!!!!!!!

>> No.18025099

>>18024940
>I dont just create money
>I create a world with infinity money

>> No.18025100

The markets are so fucking schizophrenic.
We will have to start using inflation calculators to figure out how much our stock really is worth day to day.

>> No.18025102

Convince me I'm an idiot for buying IBM today, it's IBM for $94, how is this not literally free money

>> No.18025104

>>18025097
SNIB SNAB

>> No.18025108
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18025108

>>18024978

>> No.18025109

>>18025044
Lees "wages of destruction" van Adam Tooze pik

They were just blowing a bubble too

>> No.18025110

>>18025096
How are people so dumb

>> No.18025111

>>18025077
SPY, build your monies that way

>> No.18025116

>>18024996
and they were already hammered!
I want to buy some
fuck I did buy some

>>18025019
haha
she's cuter though
Minah is numero uno

>> No.18025117
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>>18025097
FEDS ARE CRABBING THE MARKET

>> No.18025118

>>18025094
If China got nuked in January this wouldn't happen

>> No.18025120
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>>18024938
>coronachan broke him
Oh how easy it would have been if he just said "oh shit, this might actually be serious" in mid February like the rest of the world.

>> No.18025121

Is it time yet to buy up some Boeing or will they get canned after COVID19 is finished?

>> No.18025123

>>18025102
Because 94 dollars is about to be the price of a loaf of bread

>> No.18025124

JPowell achieved his mission of averting a crash today. Lame.

Too many people on the short side of the market, no one to sell right now.

>> No.18025125

>>18025062
Sell options

>> No.18025129

>>18025102
because I could buy it for $70 next week.

>> No.18025135
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18025135

This is bullshit. Either make me a millionaire or bankrupt me already.

>> No.18025138

What are the chances of Nasdaq 100 closing red?

>> No.18025141

im about to liquidate my portfolio. fuck this.

>> No.18025143
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18025143

USO UWT we've hit bottom lads!!

>> No.18025146

>>18025121
Boeing is 2big2fail

>> No.18025147

>>18025102
I bought at $101, and debating whether to buy more but I am scared

>> No.18025148

>>18025023
Some retard in the last thread went all in at 480 kek

>> No.18025149
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>>18025135

>> No.18025151

Market will stop crabbing after the vote

>> No.18025156

>>18025120
he only exists to shill for trump
if he sees the wu-flu as a threat to trump, he will try to downplay it
it's stupid

>> No.18025161

Unlimited QE screwed the pooch today. Atleast I got out with a miniscule profit. Better than losing money.

>> No.18025163

What the fuck I was promised -20 today

>> No.18025165

>>18025138
0

>> No.18025167

>>18025156
Imagine the meltdown he'd have if Trump got it

>> No.18025168
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>>18025143
careful!
don't get hasty with oil

>> No.18025169

How the fuck is CNQ not moving at all with money printing and INFINITE OIL?

>> No.18025172

>>18025151
>vote
? Help a fellow crab out

>> No.18025176

>>18025163
just keep it in perspective. Infinite promises and it's still fucking negative.

>> No.18025178

oh god I'm gonna POOOMP

>> No.18025181

This is like crypto maket 2018-2020 but condensed into a month. i thought they said muh real market was slow and mature

>> No.18025183

>nasdaq is green
top wew

>> No.18025184

>>18025172
Stimulus bill at 12 est

>> No.18025185

>>18025143
I exited UWT this morning, too scary. It’s being delisted this week btw

>> No.18025186

honest to god question, how in the fuck did bitcoin know the fed was going to be forced into this position 11 years ago?

>> No.18025188
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>>18024954
I literally hope Corona-Chan puts millions of them into the fucking dirt. We will all be better off when they are gone.

>> No.18025189

does anyone know where to read the current stimulus bill draft?

>> No.18025191

>>18025016
>>18025042
Or at least re-arm and stockpile a bunch of weapons.

>> No.18025193

>lose 400 dollars in a day
>add 400 dollars at open next day

you think this market can defeat me?

>> No.18025194

>>18025088
The Fed already bought the S&P with their unlimited money.

>> No.18025197

>>18025151

when is the vote?

>> No.18025201
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>>18025085
>>18025076
I don't know why this is so funny right now.

>> No.18025203

>>18025062
Iron condor

>> No.18025205

>>18025189
Doesn't matter what it says, Dems aint gonna sign it

>> No.18025206

>>18025065
Rember hapy day

>> No.18025210
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Ok so did anyone ever think that we would have hyperinflation, a crashing stock market, no work, and basically chaos on the streets because of a fucking buggy boi and some weird bat soup?

>> No.18025212

HOW IS THERE ANY GREEN
LITERALLY WHAT IS GOING ON

>> No.18025214

Is India going to implode?

>> No.18025216
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18025216

>suits keep pushing the market crash
this can't possibly go wrong

>> No.18025220

guys I have a question about accumulating ETFs
with distributing ETFs I get paid a divident, let's say $2
if I now buy the same ETF but accumulating, how will I receive my profits? $2 is not enough to buy me a share in 10 years, so is then the profit supposed to be reflected in growth of the price of the ETF? but I don't seem to see it, on charts accumulating ETFs grow exactly the same way distributing ones do

>> No.18025224

>>18025205
they will.

>> No.18025226
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>>18024938
oy gervalt

>> No.18025227

>>18025117
>>18025149
Before my time is done I will look down at your corpse and smile. Probably Thursday when unemployment numbers are released.

>> No.18025230
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>>18025135
We are living in the era of the eternal crab.

>> No.18025231
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>>18024978

>> No.18025232

>>18025143
i thought UWT was going to end

>> No.18025236

>>18025214
>Is India going to implode?

Naw, their entire economy is based on phone scams and there's no end of suckers falling for that shit.

>> No.18025238

>>18025210
As an accelerationist I knew the system was a paper tiger, but I never expected this.

>> No.18025239
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>only -1.5%
we're back

>> No.18025240

>>18025226
lmao, this fucking guy

>> No.18025242

>>18025185
Come on over to XOP

>> No.18025244

>>18025201
It's funny because it's true.

>> No.18025246

>>18025184
oh shit

>> No.18025248
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18025248

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

ok i was wrong, this shit won't be over by may 1. closer to august 1. bought some stonks today though. these prices are getting ridiculous

>> No.18025251

I just have two gold coins guys. Fell for rhe cash is king- meme

>> No.18025253

>>18025226
lmao OY VEY

>> No.18025255

>>18025185
We're good until Wednesday though

>> No.18025257

>>18025197
12 pm est

>> No.18025258

spce is mooning which should tell you the market is clearly in recovery and fears have subsided. why else would money be going into pure speculation

>> No.18025259

>>18025062
Buy when it snibs, sell when it snabs.

>> No.18025261

>fake and gay NASDAQ pump ended
Thank you Jesus, now let me get my gains.

>> No.18025265

>>18024988
Is this real?

>> No.18025267

>>18025226
haha gonna make this guy lose his twitter checkmark by reporting him for antisemitism

>> No.18025268

>>18025108
kys tranny

>> No.18025269

>>18025214
Hopefully. Just in case, someone should build a dome over India so shit doesn't fly everywhere

>> No.18025270

SQQQ made me more money, what do I buy now?

>> No.18025271

>print money during crash to stabalize market
>buy it back once it's been stabelized
The market literally cannot crash beatards.

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>we're back

>> No.18025282

>>18025239
Absolute cope

>> No.18025280

CNBC: go with an active portfolio manager! Please! Goddamnit, we're going broke here!

>> No.18025281

>>18025265
Yes

>> No.18025286

I ALREADY LOST 4000 JUST TELL ME WHERE THE BOTTOM IS

>> No.18025289

>>18025258

Small cap stock with low volume and liquidity, could easily be one whale pumping shit or a short squeeze

>> No.18025290

>>18025212
People are buying in because they think it's the bottom. They can't fathom that the market could go lower.

>> No.18025291

>>18025248
If dividends are our frens then why are people about to slash them?

>> No.18025293

could someone answer?
>>18025220
>>18025220

>> No.18025297
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>>18025239
>Down 10k points in a month

ABSOLUTELY BULLISH

>> No.18025298

>>18025242
I’m going to and I already have some shares, but I think it’ll go lower. Hedging my bets rn

>> No.18025300
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>>18025226
Jesus fuck this reality is wonderful.

>> No.18025301

We're still closing at least -7

>> No.18025302

>>18025265
Yes.

>> No.18025303

IDK about all of you, but I personally am excited for QE Infinity

>> No.18025306

>>18025226
jet fuel melts italian corpses

>> No.18025310

>>18025270
FINZ or SPXS

>> No.18025311

>>18025286
We're nowhere near the bottom

>> No.18025312

>>18025270
more SQQQ. market will fucking get wrekt if the vote is a no on stimulus bill. no idea which way it will go

>> No.18025314

>>18025293
Sure

>> No.18025315

SPY down 1.5% again
Pathetic Jerome
Resign already

>> No.18025317

>>18025286
18000, wont go any lower than that.

>> No.18025322

>>18025297
>only down 2000 points a day

Yeah, I'm thinking bullish

>> No.18025323

>>18024954
The best part? It's full Communism for ONLY people in the Boomer age bracket. Keep working at McDonalds Zoomers.

>> No.18025325

If today is somehow green, doesn't that just mean the apocalypse is going to be that much worse?

>> No.18025326
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>> No.18025328
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>> No.18025332

>>18025016
Suicide by Russian

>> No.18025337

>>18025286
If you want to find the bottom, check out 1996's market
DOW: below 10K
S&P: below 1K
End Of Year

>> No.18025338

the dump is coming soon

>> No.18025336
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>> No.18025339

>>18025016
war economy.

>> No.18025340

>>18025220
two ways to receive profits
1. you signed up for a Dividend ReInvestment Program (DRIP) which takes the dividend and gives you a fractional share of the ETF.
2. they deposit the dividend in your cash account within your brokerage.

What are you confused about

>> No.18025344
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>>18025268
Imagine being so up your ass about trannies you can't enjoy gifs of cute anime girls.

>> No.18025345

>>18025315
My put options are all in the trash even with the SPY being down. At this point the only thing making money are my intelsat stocks.

>> No.18025351
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>>18025226
>In trying to downplay the 10s of thousands of lives destroyed by thousands of deaths he realizes that 6 million jews did not in fact die and it's all a lie

I cannot believe it, i refuse to believe we live in reality this is incredible

>> No.18025355
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18025355

>weekend full of corona news
>stocks doesn't even crash
>only measly -1.5%
are you feeling it bros? the bottom is now. dow has diamond platinum support at 18.5k. let the golden bull run commence.

>> No.18025356

>>18025345
Same this IV crush is crazy. I would still buy the dip if I had more funds

>> No.18025358

>>18025325
If it is green it will be because of the stimulus bill being passed. Then the markets will fall following the rally and the unemployment numbers. As well as the cases/deaths/state action increasing.

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>>18025303
This is QE Requiem

>> No.18025366

>>18025317
>Screencapped
Yes you will be ridiculed for all to see shortly.

>> No.18025369

>>18024991
We need more asian girls in these threads, I remember the old /biz/ when people were asking how much (insert shitcoin) to achieve Korean girlfriend

>> No.18025371

>>18025355
It would have fell more if the FED didn't announce unlimited money

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>>18025337
IMAGINE ALL THE FUCKING CHEAPIES WE COULD BUY IF WE GET BACK TO THOSE WONDERFUL LOWS. OH FUCK I WANT IT

>> No.18025377

>>18025344
kys tranny

>> No.18025382

if I believe oil PRICE (not any particular company, country, or region) will rebound what is the best play?

>> No.18025383

>>18025365
whats next? QE Revolution?

>> No.18025384

>>18025248
what are we buying lad?

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>>18025359
SHUT IT ALL DOWN

>> No.18025387
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18025387

I'm going to be working 60 hours this week, next week, and all through April (at least)
what are some retard-proof blue chip stocks?

>> No.18025389

>>18025355
You're funny, but also foolish.

>> No.18025390

>>18025326
Lmao

>> No.18025388

buy zoom

>> No.18025391

>>18025340
I didn't know about DRIP, thanks

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WHEN SHOULD I SELL SDOW
>WHEN SHOULD I SELL SDOW
WHEN SHOULD I SELL SDOW
>WHEN SHOULD I SELL SDOW
WHEN SHOULD I SELL SDOW
>WHEN SHOULD I SELL SDOW
WHEN SHOULD I SELL SDOW
>WHEN SHOULD I SELL SDOW

>> No.18025395

>>18025226
I think it's time we start looking at a lot of the things the Nazis had right...

>> No.18025397

>>18025365
>can`t even get green with all that power
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>> No.18025400

>>18025355
wait for the stimulus vote. then we'll see if this support has any (crab)legs

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>>18025226
I don't know what timeline this is, but I absolutely love it kek

>> No.18025402

>>18025344
The cultists have to burrow ever further up their own asses while chanting their mantras ever more zealously to ward off the reality that Trump is just another Zionist stooge who used populist rhetoric to trick them into supporting him.

>> No.18025403

Any good guides on buying land in the middle of nowhere, getting a bunch of guns and setting up a self sustaining compound?

>> No.18025406

>>18025355
Literally this, as soon as any stimulus passes this shit is gonna sky rocket

>> No.18025410

>>18025394
>>18025394
sell at 15%

>> No.18025418

>>18025102
It's going to 80 anon just average down but it will go lower

>> No.18025421

>>18025403
It's too late for you bucko

>> No.18025422

Jesus fuck, why are they admitting that they are printing money in infinite amount?

>> No.18025423

>>18025382
buy low sell high

>> No.18025425

>>18025403
>being this late to it

you won't find any fucking ammo anywhere dumbass, congrats. also, go to /diy/

>> No.18025426

>>18025382
>Saudis and Russia indicate they're in the price war for the long haul
>oil price rebound
Share with me your secrets Mr. Oil Baron.

>> No.18025429

>>18025383
QE eulogy.

>> No.18025433

>>18025410
NIGGER GIVE ME A PRICE

>> No.18025434
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18025434

>all these incels who will miss the bottom

>> No.18025436
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18025436

Stop panicking

>> No.18025437
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18025437

Why was planet fitness halted?

>> No.18025438
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18025438

What's this pattern called?

>> No.18025443

>>18025151
I vote crab

>> No.18025445

I miss the "only -9%, we're back" posts

>> No.18025446

>>18025422
because the boomers don't care, they won't live to suffer the consequences of it

>> No.18025448

>>18025433
WHAT DID YOU BUY IT AT AND ILL HELP JESUS

>> No.18025449

I just woke up, how are thongs today

>> No.18025450

>>18025418
my strate. got in at 98, will keep adding as time goes on.

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18025452

>>18025369
ok. Heres a question. How much money do I need to leave in the middle of the night, move to Korea or Japan and never hear from my wife, my parents, my friends, and my siblings. And still live a comfortable life? No kids in the picture thankfully.

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18025453

>>18024919
Any recommendation for brokers for Europeans, especially newcomers?

I've been saving cash for for a recession and I'm already in the validation process of creating an Interactive Brokers account. However, it seems to be a professional platform and could be a pretty steep learning curve for someone with almost 0 experience. Also, I don't now shit about taxes.

I'm looking at investing in ETFs and eventually individual stocks. And if confident, perhaps options too.

Any anon with similar experiences that could lend me some advice?

>> No.18025454

>>18025387
AAPL
INTC
MSFT
IBM

>> No.18025455

>>18025377
Back to your safeplace on >>>/pol/
>>18025344
post feminine benis

>> No.18025456

>>18025395
>I think it's time we start looking at a lot of the things the Nazis had right...

The were certainly good at urban renewal in Germany.

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>>18025306
I'm surprised that after all these years, nobody has ever bothered to take a steel beam and pour jet fuel all over it, and light it on fire to see if it actually works, and then post it on Youtube.

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>>18025286
Bottom should be 18000, anything below that is ridiculous. Unless we're under attack like in 911, it won't go sub 18000. Zoomers are so emotional and panic selling on this crisis thinking we'll go down even further.

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>>18025337
why would 10k be the bottom, 15k is the absolute bottom and thats being generous

>> No.18025467

>>18025438
the himalayas

>> No.18025473

god i want to fuck stacey cunningham

>> No.18025478

>>18025455
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.18025480

>>18025452
those are two vastly different places, but i would say minimum $100,000, depends on your skills though and how quickly you could get a job and assimilate into the culture

>> No.18025481

>>18025465
>Zoomers
You're pretending that Zoomers have any money to play stocks you absolute retard.

>> No.18025482

>>18025323
If you work hard enough, you will one day be able to afford to sell out your children's future as well.

>> No.18025483

>>18025449
Mine is all wet.

>> No.18025486

>>18025438
der krabbe
snibbity snabb

>> No.18025488

>>18025226
HOLY SHIT

>> No.18025491
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>dow up 400 points from the absolute bottom

>> No.18025500

>>18025438
Sort of a head and shoulders

>> No.18025501
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18025501

>tfw that clear market bottom

For me, it's long term holding SPY TQQQ SPUU QLD UPRO from this day forward

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>>18025366
We're currently at 18,935
it'll be you that looks silly

>> No.18025506

>>18025455
Kill yourself you disgusting tranny freak.

>> No.18025507
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>>18025369
asian girls are just another commodity

>>18025473
YO TRUE

>> No.18025511

This is the bottom. Buy boomer stox like KO on discount and retire from the divvies in 5 years when this all blows over.

>> No.18025515

>>18025387
AMD

>> No.18025516

>>18025438
the Periodic Pump

>> No.18025519

>>18025473
my nigga. idk what it is, but id smash.

>> No.18025520

>>18025462
just so you're aware, from a mechanics of materials analysis it is well known that when you heat steel alloys they weaken, whether or not they melt. Meaning: jet fuel doesn't need to melt steel to weaken it enough to cause catastrophic failure.

>> No.18025522

>>18025448
$81.22 ON FRIDAY
YES IM RETARDED
JUST TELL ME THE LIMIT ON IT SO I CAN RIDE THE CYCLE LIKE SQQQ

>> No.18025524

>>18025226
Second tweet is fake

>> No.18025525

>>18025478
Anon this doesn't make any sense. If anything you sound like a normie and should go to where you feel comfortable at, a nice safe environment for your smooth brain

>> No.18025528
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we got this bros don't miss the bottom we'll be back in no time

>> No.18025529
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18025529

>all these anons unironically thinking this is the bottom

they will learn today...

>> No.18025538

>>18025501
>long term TQQQ

>> No.18025539

>>18025386
Pix did nothing wrong

>> No.18025540

how can this be the bottom if coronavirus hasnt even reached 1% of its future severity

>> No.18025542

>>18025501
Based. Get some boomerstoxx to hedge. Treasuries are worthless now.

>> No.18025545

>>18025524
Shhh

>> No.18025547

>>18025214
>June 2020
>the world thinks it's all finally over
>deep inside a piece of human feces in the Ganges river, a new mutation of the coronavirus festers

>> No.18025552

>>18025481
Oh, they have money. You'll be surprised that 70% of boomer parents actually support their kids and fill their pockets.

>> No.18025553

>>18025387
KO
PG
JNJ
ABBV

>> No.18025554

>>18025466
>18500 before millions of deaths, months of complete economic standstill, default crisis, 30% unemployment (even with the rigged unemployment numbers that have been in use for decades), and an ongoing oil production war which is probably being enacted to destroy the petrodollar system
I didn't say 10K was the bottom, I said we're going below 10K

>> No.18025555

>>18025540
Everything is priced in anon

>> No.18025556

>>18025522
set a limit order for 87.00 now, then watch it, if it keeps going up, replace your limit order with high prices.

taking gains is never bad, FOMO will kill though, speaking from experience.

>> No.18025558

so is all the big money flowing back into the market now?

>> No.18025567

All my puts are red.
I can't sell the few calls I made.
I'm down 23% today.
But hey, my intelsat stock is way the fuck up.

>> No.18025568

>>18025426
didnt say it was happening anytime soon.

>> No.18025575
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>Mark Cuban is still pumping LYV on low volume

FUCK OFF THIS IS MY GARBAGE

>> No.18025576

>>18025387
KO GD LMT MSFT PEP NEE DUK JNJ

>> No.18025577

>>18025041
>my work is considered essential to stay open
>no talk at all about a pay increase
>there's a fucking petition for us to get a pay increase
>100 signatures
It's not gonna happen

>> No.18025580

>>18025337
>DOW: below 10K
>S&P: below 1K
You are smoking meth.

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>>18025507
I want a cute kpop gf like the one you posted.

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>>18025462
you know, i half feel like starting some demented conspiracy theory suggesting that increase in oil output despite lowered demand is actually so the NWO can burn bodies. discounted rates for the oil as well.

>> No.18025586

>>18025462

its literally basic tier blacksmithing

theres a video of some dude in a workshop w/ anvil who explains that it doesnt have to melt when the steel gets hot enough it bends easily

>>18025554
already priced in

>> No.18025587

will China buy the trash US treasuries this time too?

>> No.18025590

25% of US jobs are retail-related?

So some percentage of a quarter of the economy has utterly vaporized. How does that not start a default spiral?

>> No.18025594

>>18025556
IS 87 THE CAP OF THE SDOW, LIKE 30-35 IS THE CAP OF SQQQ? I AM A NEWFAG THANKS

>> No.18025595

Who here thought the were buying the bottom, and is now unironically a SISSY bottom getting pounded.

Feels good man. Getting pounded while my master laughs at me for losing thousands. Oh well

>> No.18025602

>>18025590
We are in the middle of it with the fed literally turning the money printer on to 10000%

>> No.18025605

>>18025596
>>18025596
>>18025596
more volatility

>>18025596
>>18025596
>>18025596

>>18025596
>>18025596

>>18025596
>>18025596

red and red
>>18025596

>> No.18025610

>>18025590

Well luckily these were all the low tier wagies living paycheck to paycheck anyway

>> No.18025615

>>18025595
thats hot

>> No.18025617

>refresh +5k
>refresh -4k
>refresh +6k
>refresh -3k
>refresh -4k
>refresh +5k
My account literally makes no sense.

>> No.18025618

>>18025041
Their employees daily risk value is $24 + travel?

>> No.18025625
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>>18025586
>>18025584
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzF1KySHmUA
here you go anons

>> No.18025630

>>18025369
That's /biz/ though, here at /smg/ we see them as just another commodity that you have some fun with for a while. Kids or getting married with them are strictly forbidden

>> No.18025631

>>18025595
Watcha doin moomoo?

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>>18025506
Give me more salt incel

>> No.18025658

>>18025594
no. but that has been the channel is has been operating in recently. It works till it doesnt. Take the gains, and wait for a dip.

>> No.18025664
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18025664

>I was promised breakers and chaos
>crab ass bullshit


https://youtu.be/6dncx6O5J4U?t=6

>> No.18025667

>>18025462
meant to (You) as well
>>18025625

>> No.18025670

>>18025062
plastique wobble-back

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>>18024978
PARTY LIKE IT'S 1939

>> No.18025677

>people think coronachan was engineered by (((them)))
>in reality coronachan has disrupted (((their))) real plan
Is Jerome really their only contingency??

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>>18025644
>dude wojaks

>> No.18025693

>>18025062
You do realize one single ES point is $50, right?

>> No.18025701

>>18025664
What the fuck is wrong with you.

>> No.18025703

>>18025465
>anything below that is ridiculous
Market cap is still above what would be expected from GDP (using Buffet's indicator).
Most of the drop so far has just been deflating the passive investment bubble, it can go lower. I doubt we'll see less than 15k though.

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>>18025554
I like the way you think

>> No.18025725

>>18025094
" AT Random"
hahaha. fucking biz.

>> No.18025744

>Schwab never calls me to approve me for options
>TD insta approves me
lol

>> No.18025782

>>18025143
You are about to get fucked in the ass so hard anon post afterwards how much you lost.>>18025188
Don't worry Florida is trying is best to wipe out a lot of them >>18025214
I hope so I would love to fly there and fuck some teen puss for cents

>> No.18025799

>>18025553
>>18025515
>>18025454
>>18025576
thanks guys

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>>18025782
>Don't worry Florida is trying is best to wipe out a lot of them
based Florida. God speed to the weirdest state in their endeavors

>> No.18025978

>>18025682
>dude imagine wasting your pathetic life being salty on the internet.
You people literally suck hitlers dick and make child "youth" rings to promote your """identity"""" it's honestly the gayest creepiest shit in existence. Keep licking those boots you worthless little man. You're going to kill yourself one day.

>> No.18026029

>>18025582
OH GOD IS THAT PLASTIC?
OH YESSS TIME TO COOM

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The market /biz/bros....it's...not looking good

>> No.18026435

>>18025453
either spend the next few weeks studying up (should coincide with the bottom) or find a guy to do it for you, mine takes 0.5%.

>> No.18027432

What you say boys.
Chevron here?
I already got some Shell and Exxon and got slaughtered.
Have some natural gas names that held up pretty well. (CNX, SWN, RRC)
And some that didnt (AR, CHK, OVV)

I'm torn between boosting my oil and gas portfolio and boosting my tech one.
Not really good with tech just have Sony, Activition and Tencent.