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>> No.18024103

buy

>> No.18024115

SELL OIL!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
$20 WASN'T THE BOTTOM!
EVERYONE SAID OIL WAS GOING TO $5 AND I LAUGHED
NO!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>> No.18024117
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18024117

>> No.18024119
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18024119

I went all in in on TVIX, am I fucked?

>> No.18024121

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

>> No.18024122

sell

>> No.18024124

>>18024103
sell

>> No.18024131

I really didnt expect the American Empire to collapse in my lifetime

>> No.18024132

>>18024103
sell

>> No.18024133

Apologize

>> No.18024138

HOLD

>> No.18024142

NEW WORLD CONFIRMED

>> No.18024148
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18024148

WHY do we keep making new threads instead of waiting for the prune?

>> No.18024147

BUY OIL
SHOW THE SAUDIS AND COMMIES WHO IS BOSS
BIG
AMERICAN
OIL

>> No.18024152

>>18024121
TUMBLING DOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNNN

>> No.18024158

THIS MARKET MAKES NO SENSE!
WHY IS VIX UP BUY UVXY DOWN?

>> No.18024159
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18024159

>/biz/ says fed pump is going to create bull market
>Immediately purchase massive put options
>20% gain in 5 minutes after opening
/biz/ is literally always wrong

>> No.18024163

imagine fighting over usd right now

>> No.18024165
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18024165

SELL SELL
GOD DAMN
FUCKING SELL
SEEEEEELLL

>> No.18024168
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>>18024131
They got too cocky.
Now it all comes tumbling down.

>> No.18024169
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18024169

should i buy GUSH?

>> No.18024170

>>18024119
I think so bro, but I'm right there with you

>> No.18024171

>exited some risky positions this morning at a loss
>they’re absolutely plummeting
A sigh of relief

>> No.18024175

>>18024148
for every smg thread made, a shitcoin thread dies

>> No.18024176
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18024176

You thought this was the bottom? We're going to 10000 DOW in 4 weeks

>> No.18024179

What if the fed made it illegal to sell stocks for a period every other day? e.g. Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays you can only sell for 2 hours after the market opens, afterwards you can only buy. This way we'd close and start the week in the green and people would feel more confident about investing.

>> No.18024183
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18024183

>>18024159
This is why you should listen to bears

>> No.18024186

>>18024117
he was right all along

>> No.18024187

Left is right
up is down.
What the even shit is today lmao.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

>> No.18024188

BA mooning. Drumpf to announce declaration of war on ET later today

>> No.18024189
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18024189

What is this pattern called?

>> No.18024191
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18024191

I THOUGHT OIL WAS GOING TO GO UP
YOU TOLD ME OIL WAS GOING TO GO UP!
HOW CAN IT GO LOWER THAN $15 A BARREL?!
HOW?!

>> No.18024193

Why are my BSN puts down when they’re down 5%

>> No.18024194

>something Japan has been doing for a long time
Big success

>> No.18024195
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18024195

>this is going to happen every Monday until the power goes out

>> No.18024197

EXIT ALL MARKETS
>EXIT ALL MARKETS
EXIT ALL MARKETS
>EXIT ALL MARKETS

>> No.18024203
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18024203

>crab day

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

>> No.18024205

>That's something Japan has been doing for a long time

Oh, how bullish. That robust japanese economy

>> No.18024206
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18024206

FUCK YOU KROGER
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>> No.18024207

>>18024131
“Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can foresee the future too.”
- Marcus Aurelius

>> No.18024208

>>18024189
brrrr

>> No.18024209

>>18024159
Could have sworn most people said today was going to be red despite fed pump

>> No.18024212

Why the fuck is AMD going up REEE I NEED MONEY GO DOWN

>> No.18024213

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMPPPP

BEARBROS BTFO

>> No.18024214

>>18024117
Is he buying the dip?

>> No.18024216
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18024216

>>18024117

>> No.18024219

so this is the power of the mighty CRAB

>> No.18024220

>>18024179
The New Normal would be below even what we're crashing too now if you did that.

>> No.18024221

>>18024119
You are a retard, but this market is also retarded so who knows

>> No.18024223

>>18024189
The Fishing Hook
The Bull Bait
The Brooklyn Bridge Dive

>> No.18024231
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18024231

Just woke up, what did I miss?

>> No.18024233

Today's gonna be green

>> No.18024234

>>18024131
"Slain, after all man's devices had failed, by the humblest things that God, in his wisdom, has put upon this earth"

>> No.18024235
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>>18024191
it's better to be late than early anon. Wait till we're clearly on the floor then buy

>> No.18024236

>>18024131

It won't be a case of the sniffles that's crippling the entire world economy dumbass. If anyone's going back to work first it's America.

>> No.18024237

>>18024189
/v/ is for video games

>> No.18024239

are they pumping again

>> No.18024240
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18024240

UUP BROS GET IN HERE

CALLING ALL UUP BROS

>> No.18024242

(((Discord))) banned the /biz/ server, get in the new one bros
discordb gg kjGsbrW

>> No.18024246
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>>18024131
Every empire collapses. All complex societal systems eventually collapse on their own weight

>> No.18024249
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18024249

WHY IS IT GOING UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

>> No.18024251

Reminder that we'd have nothing to worry about if companies used their money on keeping their heads above the water instead of buying stocks back and hoping the government will print them some money.

>> No.18024252

>>18024119
I bought it because it's at $480.

>> No.18024253
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18024253

>>18024115
>>18024122
>>18024124
>>18024132
>>18024133
>>18024152

You fail to understand anons, I know I'm fucked, but I'm holding anyway, and you're coming down with me.

*beep beep beep*

>> No.18024254

ANOTHER crab day? Seriously? What the fuck is going on I just woke up

>> No.18024255

>>18024231
brrrrr

>> No.18024256

>>18024212
they're powering the AMERICAN SUPERCOMPUTER

>> No.18024258

>>18024189
Half-Swastika

>> No.18024266

>>18024254

UNLIMITED BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18024268

>>18024223
Some good names here

>> No.18024269

>>18024191
Literally every fucking producer is just pumping the shit out non stop and no ones agreeing on caps for production.

Nigga watch the fucking news.

>> No.18024274
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18024274

drop incoming

>> No.18024275 [DELETED] 

Silver up 5 %, people realize that US dollar is going worthless

this FED Zimbabwe monetary policy dont work anymore

>> No.18024276

>>18024169
wait until the 25th after reverse split

>> No.18024278
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18024278

>>18024231
>FEDS try to pump with UNLIMITED MONEY
>Futures skyrocket
>MARKET OPENS RED
basically
FUCK THE FEDS

>> No.18024280

>just buy the dip bro

>> No.18024282

If they let it go under 18k it will be a free fall.

>> No.18024283

>>18024231
UNLIMITED PRINTING

>> No.18024284

This going to be a desperate crab until the fed cant keep up and then total dump.

>> No.18024286

>>18024220
Why? Every other day people would have 3x the time to buy vs the time to sell, it would force the price to go up.

>> No.18024287

>>18024254
1pm senate vote on gibs

>> No.18024288

WHY IS NASDAQ UP

>> No.18024289
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18024289

>>18024231
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18024290

Wow, I just realized that its incredibly easy to make money when you're rich

>dump 10 million dollars into a stock like Zoom that is obviously going to go up
>it goes up by even just 1% after an hour
>sell it all
>1% of 10 million is 100 grand
>free $100,000

>> No.18024292
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18024292

Just loaded up on 2x and 3x NDX and SPX etfs during the dips. Any SPY calls. WE GOING UP NOW THERE IS NO FUCKING FIGHTING THE FED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18024295

>>18024274
this, hold your fucking puts people

>> No.18024296

Someone tell me how the fed buying infinite bonds will jot ruin the whole economy

>> No.18024297

>>18024252
I'm at 600, If it's gonna be this stable I'm never making back my investment. What news could crash this market now? This is the bottom probably.

>> No.18024300

name some based dividend boomer stox who haven't cut their dividend in 30 yearas

>> No.18024302

>>18024240
Predictions said there would be a dip be cool maybe set stop at .60 or something, I’m gonna just not look at it for one hour I guess

>> No.18024304
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>>18024249
>WHY IS IT GOING UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
18500 is the bottom

>> No.18024305

So now that's been proven the FED can move stonks up or down at will via infinite printing works, what's even the point of the market anymore?

>> No.18024307

I got TVIX at 485, am I retarded?

>> No.18024309

>>18024189
cheap puts later

>> No.18024311

Bearbros, we got cocky...

>> No.18024313
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18024313

Wallah! And just like that the DOW will never be under 19,000 again.

>> No.18024320

>>18024304
More like 185

>> No.18024323

>>18024292
It's okay bobro, their target is -1%, they can't pretend the market is fine by just pumping.

As long as it's -1% we're profiting.

>> No.18024324

>>18024290
that will be 60,000 dollars in taxes sir

t. gov

>> No.18024328
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18024328

>>18024119
>VIX +7%
>TVIX -20%

>> No.18024329
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18024329

Silver up 5 %, people realize that US dollar is going worthless

this FED Zimbabwe monetary policy doesnt work anymore

>> No.18024331

>>18024290
The problem then becomes finding who will sell you $10mil in shares and subsequently buy them back, aside from how you need to get $10mil in the first place.

>> No.18024336

>>18024278
UNLIMITEF BRRRRRRR WORKS

>> No.18024338

>>18024290
p/e ratio: 1,724

>> No.18024340

bobo bros... its going to break 19k... I THOUGHT TODAY WAS A RED DAY

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18024344

>>18024189
It's called the fed waiting to get more bang from their buck with dumb panic sellers. Dow will close 4% up at close screencap this post.

>> No.18024345

Yawn. Wake me up when Jerome rests his arm and it hits the circuit breaker.

>> No.18024346

>>18024307
I did the same. I think a fed pump is coming to, but I wouldn't be suprised if another sharp drop is coming.

>> No.18024348

>>18024206
>>18024206
oh shit i almost bought kroger on friday thinking it was going up

>> No.18024349

AND TA STOK MARKIT GOES BRRRRRRRR

>> No.18024350
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18024350

>>18024255
>>18024278
>>18024283
>>18024289
thanks for the quick rundown

>> No.18024353
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18024353

>>18024189
>>18024258
yes

>> No.18024355

>>18024179
It would make it far too predictable for options traders, everyone else gets decimated.

>> No.18024356
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18024356

>>18024131
Average length of an empire is about 250 years, Murica is just about there.

>> No.18024358

How can there be a bottom when we have infinite cash

>> No.18024359
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18024359

Before there was humans. Before there was stocks, there was me. I have been here, ever watching. Ever waiting. I exist beyond your understanding and I will exist once you are gone. I am the eternal crab and I have come to feast as is my right and my wont.

>> No.18024362

>>18024290
only if there's enough liquidity

>> No.18024363
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18024363

Bears getting crabbed
Bulls getting crabbed
Crabs getting crabbed

>> No.18024371

>>18024290
>stock like Zoom that is obviously going to go up
>just be able to predict the future and you can make infinite money
has nothing to do with being rich in your hypothetical, has to do with having super powers. you could do the same thing with any amount of money

>> No.18024372

>>18024287
That's seriously going to keep us from plummeting all morning? Fucking bullshit. I've got puts to sell.

>> No.18024373

>>18024274
This is the hardening of the markets imo, they are done with their flaccid ways but they are just looking at Lisa Ann porn right now nothing too crazy, they will only go mad when the first decline in Coronavirus cases is declared, that’s going to be a all time huge Green Day orgasm everywhere

>> No.18024376

my amd puts eating shut but SPY puts holding steady

>> No.18024377
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18024377

what is this pattern called

>> No.18024379

>>18024290

Except they usually don't do quick buy and sell trades. They invest in something they have confidence in over the medium term, and then sell their shares.

>> No.18024380

Would it be smart to buy tvix when it hits below 500? Feeling kike tomorrow will be green and maybe I should wait

>> No.18024381

>trying so desperately to climb back up to 19k

>> No.18024383

>>18024290
your 10MM would buy up the order books to move it 10% up and then you wouldn't even be able to dump it due to lack of buyers in the state of the market now

>> No.18024386

>>18024356

>splitting Rome into Republic/Empire stages

I can see America going through a similar transition. We'll see an Empire stage before we capitulate.

>> No.18024387

>>18024356
How long has China been around?

>> No.18024389

>>18024377
The n word

>> No.18024390
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18024390

LEND
HIM
YOUR
ENERGY

>> No.18024392

>>18024131
Why? If you look deeper then the media facade they had slowly become a hollowed out mess

>> No.18024391

Dump it.

>> No.18024394
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18024394

>>18024353

>> No.18024395

>>18024377
the RH Pleb

>> No.18024398

>>18024179
if someone buys, someone else has to sell
if you outlaw buying or selling, then no trading happens because trading is a two-party exchange

>> No.18024400
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18024400

Crab-17 is a go

>> No.18024403

What animal makes a brrrrr sound? Because that's whatever market this is.

>> No.18024408

>Cramer: Stay at home comedy, err i mean economy.

>> No.18024409

Nice try Jerome, nice try. HOWEVER

>> No.18024413

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL MY ROBINHOOD BANK TRANSFERS PENDING

I NEED TO BUY NOW

>> No.18024414

>>18024377
death and destruction imminent

>> No.18024416

ngl former bobro here but this is fucking hilarious not watching the stock market crash and burn. in all seriousness though I'm a crabro now

>> No.18024418

>>18024377
>fed's despair

>> No.18024419

>>18024403
Horse market confirmed

>> No.18024420

why don't they just mine more gold

>> No.18024423

>>18024390
NO

>> No.18024430
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18024430

we will end up in some-kind-of-an big time inflation, grab some stocks and real estate while you can bois!

>> No.18024435

start buying big news at noon

>t. insider kikelord

>> No.18024440

>>18024117
>>18024420
>britcuck

>> No.18024441

>>18024403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Oaf2Iyyv8g

>> No.18024443
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18024443

>can't even log onto my shitty broker questrade
>go to support to make them miserable
>its down too

>> No.18024445

>DUMPING

>> No.18024444
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18024444

Man it is so much easier to trade gold ETFs than "buy gold".
I'm kind of embarrassed at how much money I wasted being a goldbug a decade ago.

>> No.18024446

Guys I just woke up... why the fuck aren't we at circuit breakers?? What did the fed do??

>> No.18024447

>>18024403
Gucci Mane

>> No.18024448

>>18024403
Hummingbird market

>> No.18024449

>>18024403
hornet

>> No.18024451

>>18024403
The parrot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSakqY3AyKI

>> No.18024453

>>18024328
>UVXY -10%
THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

>> No.18024456
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18024456

Your pumps are pathetic, Jerome

I'll be back for a steak lunch

>> No.18024457

yes

>> No.18024466
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18024466

>>18024408
Is there a difference at this point?

>> No.18024467

>>18024420
Why don't they just print more stocks?

>> No.18024468

>>18024212
You're retarded.
Another fool parts with his money.

>> No.18024469

>>18024371
if all you have to invest is $100 and a stock you invest in doubles in value, you have $200

you can't buy a house with that new $100 you gained

If you invest a million into a stock that doubles in value, you can buy anything you want with that $1 million

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18024472

>>18024446
>Infinite money authorized

>> No.18024473

>>18024390
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18024474

>>18024435
SENATE VOTE AT NOON
RED OR GREEN?

>> No.18024475

>>18024440
i'm belgian

>> No.18024477

>>18024446
Unlimited QE. Perhaps the senate bill is going well.

>> No.18024479
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18024479

>>18024400
it's beautiful

>> No.18024481

>>18024403
My dog makes that noise when he is having a seizure.

>> No.18024482

>>18024387
It was split from Qin Dynasty to China and Taiwan.

>> No.18024485

>>18024387
The concept of China has existed for 1000s of years but it has changed and collapsed many times in those 1000s of years.

>> No.18024487

>>18024447
was thinking Lil Pump personally
the market's full of li'l pumps

>> No.18024488

Banks will be bailed out
Major corps will be bailed out
Bond market will be bailed out
You will die in the street

>> No.18024489

Is 4% gains over my first 10 days of trading good? I started with $150, went down to 138, now I have 157

>> No.18024493

>>18024406
You’re still not a wolf of Wall Street you embarrassing fucker

>> No.18024495
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18024495

Somebody seriously needs to go to prison for that fucking pump holy shit

>> No.18024496
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18024496

>MSFT up 1%

what did I miss?

>> No.18024497

>>18024290
This is exactly the level of trading acumen I expect to see here.

>> No.18024498

>That's a sign of strength

NO IT ISN'T YOU STUPID WOMAN. It's literally the opposite

>> No.18024500

>>18024446
Unlimited money, Fed loans against student loans and credit card debt, buying ETFs, we Japanimbabwe now

>> No.18024501

>>18024413
same, I'm waiting for 2,500 to transfer from my bank

>> No.18024504

>>18024386
>We'll see an Empire stage before we capitulate.
Going to be a Brazil stage and that’s it. I don’t know why many of you hold these delusions of grandeur.

>> No.18024506

>>18024475
based, what platform do you use fellow belgianbro?

>> No.18024509
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18024509

wake me up when something interesting happens

>> No.18024511

>>18024469
you are simply describing leverage. you also stand to lose that much.

>> No.18024512

>>18024489
Why yes, it is very very good, Anon! Here, have $10 for lunch to celebrate, you earned it. :^)

>> No.18024517

>>18024489
if it makes you feel good, sure

>> No.18024519
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18024519

LMAO YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE WHERE THE FED TRIES TO PUMP

>> No.18024521
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18024521

big double top on the S&P rn. Get SPXS now

>> No.18024523

>>18024346
Based. What are you looking to sell at? If you don't mind me asking

>> No.18024530

THIS MARKET DOESNT MAKE SENSE

>> No.18024529

>>18024413
Stop using a child's toy and get on TD Ameritrade or Etrade like an adult. Also stop browsing reddit it's giving you brain cancer.

>> No.18024534

>>18024488
>and that's a good thing.

>> No.18024535

ELECTRONIC TRADING IS BROKE

TURN ON FOX BUSINESS

>> No.18024537

The fed knows they can't stop the crash completely, so they're just trying to slow it down. Can't have it dumping more than 2-3% a day

>> No.18024539

I’m ready to sell my sqqq this shit is frustrating

>> No.18024540
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18024540

When the printer goes on fire.

>> No.18024541
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18024541

>just buy the dip bro

>> No.18024542

just lost 1k$ trying to short. Fuck me

>> No.18024543
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18024543

>people calling this a collapse

Buildings collapse. Bubbles burst.

>> No.18024544

>>18024521
You only buy SPXS under 25. You sell it anywhere above. These are the rules.

>> No.18024545

>>18024482
How long did that last, again?

>> No.18024546

Based Jim wants us to go back to work
save the economy

>> No.18024553

>>18024386
are we not already in the empire stage though?

>> No.18024555
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18024555

I AM THE ROLL OF MY PRINTER
PAPER IS MY BODY AND INK MY BLOOD
I HAVE PRINTED OVER A TRILLION DOLLARS
UNKNOWN TO BEAR
NOR KNOWN TO BULL
HAVE WITHSTOOD CRASH TO CREATE MANY DOLLARS
YET THOSE PUMPS WILL NEVER BUY ANYTHING
SO AS I PRAY
UNLIMITED BRRRRR WORKS

>> No.18024557

6 TRILLION

>> No.18024558

Bros I know Fox News is retarded but it’s so comfy to watch.

>> No.18024561

>>18024542
>Fuck me
address?

>> No.18024562
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18024562

>infinite BRRRRRRRRR announced, full pump power authorized
>market still won't go above -1%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NEGATIVE RATES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18024565

>>18024472
>>18024477
The thing is they're gonna be doing it in commercial markets as well? The fed is fucking freaking out. Also kek, cramer said a great depression is on the table. Begging for a fucking drug

>> No.18024566
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>>18024537
Is that what they mean by "Flattening the curve"

>> No.18024567

SOMEHOW I'm losing money on the puts even though everything is cratering.
It's like 2+2=cat at the moment lmao

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18024568

>>18024519
They got nothing on me brother
Y

>> No.18024570

>>18024413
Imagine unironically using a pajeet app lmao

>> No.18024571

>>18024557
10% of the ECONOMY
>10% of the ECONOMY
10% of the ECONOMY
>10% of the ECONOMY
10% of the ECONOMY
>10% of the ECONOMY
10% of the ECONOMY
>10% of the ECONOMY

>> No.18024572

>>18024542
Hold it you stupid cunt
17k eod screencap dis

>> No.18024574

>>18024509
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>> No.18024576

>>18024546
I want it to collapse though. I can't do anymore of this western shit anymore

>> No.18024577

Kelly wants me to fill that hole
I'm on my way Kelly

>> No.18024579
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18024579

>Cramer is talking over and over again right now about how we should quarantine the boomers, test everyone else and send them back to work
>Trump confirmed listening to Cramer for advice on what to do in this situation

It's gonna happen, are you ready? If this happens is it bullish?

>> No.18024580

>>18024356
>Roman Empire
>180

Falsehoods.

>> No.18024583

How many platinum coins did this crab market take? One? Two?

>> No.18024587

how dumb is it to buy aapl ahead of an expected announcement to send thousands of dollars to retarded short-sighted millennials?

>> No.18024590

>>18024544
Dude conventional wisdom is out the window at this point. Although it's only 26 at the moment so there's still time.

>> No.18024592

>>18024555
Jerome is the pink man.

>> No.18024593

>>18024189
Batsoup rumble.

>> No.18024595
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18024595

THIS AN BULL MARKET NOW, BEARS GTFO

>> No.18024594

>>18024539
when did you buy in??? how fucking retarded were you

buy in at dip mid day, then sell either at end of market (with huge dump, possibility of rally though) and sell tomorrow dumbass

unemployment is released thursday. you have not seen anything yet

>> No.18024598

>>18024553

Haven't had a leader formally assume complete power yet. And please no Drumpf clichés. That will happen eventually, and he'll either be capable and usher in a new golden era, or he'll be a greedy idiot and complete the downfall of power.

>> No.18024600

>>18024504
It's not like the military-industrial complex suddenly becomes powerless if the economy collapses. In fact economic collapse leading to societal dysfunction is a good excuse for unlimited martial law to go with that unlimited money printing.

>> No.18024601

>>18024398
You'd still have selling, but only at certain times. The times you're only allowed to buy whatever was already being sold. Ergo, the market has to go up.

>> No.18024603

>>18024489
It's good, just make sure it is repeatable.

>> No.18024604

>>18024545
I don't know , I'm not a chink.

>> No.18024608

>>18024565
small business as well

>> No.18024611

>>18024571
6 trillion dollars is 30% of GDP, that's fucking insane

>> No.18024613

>>18024193
Volatility, market outlook, options market

Unless you're actually in the money, price change means almost nothing

>> No.18024617

>>18024539
Why didn't you sell at 31? Greedy fuck

>> No.18024618

>>18024535
millions of boomers who cant log into their remote work desktop without a zoomer intern is a big bearish indicator

>> No.18024619
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18024619

>Jim Cramer on CNBC
>BUY PLEASE GOD BUY
>DON'T SELL PLEEEEEASE
>PLEEEEEEEASE BUY
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.18024620

>>18024504
They believe the hype that our military is invincible. In truth this may actually be the shock that cripples it for a generation. We haven't had deaths on the homefront since the Civil war and our officer corps is full of ladder climbing bureaucratic pussies. I shudder to think what would happen in a real war.

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>>18024562
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Negative rates aren't going to rehire the fired people, put money in their pockets or develop a vaccine. Jerome using the forbidden technique would be fucking us for at least a generation for literally no benefit.

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>>18024557
SIX GORILLION DOLLARIDOOS

>> No.18024624
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18024624

AaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa

>> No.18024625
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>>18024535
As soon as markets go down these pussies yell rigged, even though the market went up everyday on "trade talks going well" for MONTHS. kek.

>> No.18024626

>>18024579
we just need to not self-destruct our economy
it's that simple, we just need to not fuck our own shit up

>> No.18024630

when is the pump coming bros?

we gotta get back over 20k bullbros...

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18024632

>this market

>> No.18024633

>>18024594

I bought at 26, was hoping for 32 early in the am as a good sign

>> No.18024635

>>18024380
>Kike
Freudian slips are the worst

>> No.18024637
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18024637

C R A B W I N S
R
A
B
W
I
N
S

>> No.18024638

I’m just gonna hold....hold.........

>> No.18024643

I am NOT selling my puts, fuck you Jerome. You can't stop it.

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18024645

>>18024626
>We just need to not fuck our own shit up!
TOO LATE

>> No.18024648

LOL GIVE THEM A STAR LOLOLOLOLOLOL

>> No.18024650
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18024650

>>18024638
HOLD ON!

>> No.18024652

>>18024604
it lasted about a thousand years

>> No.18024655

Aight imma dump my SQQQ until the next pump, went 25-29, that's fine

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18024656

>>18024380
>Feeling kike tomorrow
Just know that I don't blame you.

>> No.18024657

>>18024567
The Hell are you shorting?

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18024659

>Fed pumping INFINITY DOLLARS
>Still can't get it to go green

>> No.18024663

Kramer absolute losing his shit rn

>> No.18024664

Do these morons on CNBC (ie, Cramer) understand that the solution to too much debt isn't more debt?

Millions of people are going bankrupt right now. Where are they going to get the money to support the service economy again?

>> No.18024667
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18024667

>> No.18024666

>>18024579
That would be extremely bullish. Without them around we can plot ways to age discriminate against them and finally put them out to pasture where they belong.

>> No.18024668

KRAMER IS LOSING HIS FUCKING MIND

>> No.18024669
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18024669

>CRAMER WANTS <60s TO GO OUTSIDE
SPREAD IT

>> No.18024670

STOP GOING UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.18024671

>the state of that pathetic little pump

>> No.18024675
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18024675

>be a consumer goy
>be a patriot
Americans killed Germany for this?

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>>18024509
>wake me up when something interesting happens
Yeah when the DOW is above 20k.

>> No.18024681

>>18024638
Bee strong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PYsVkPtcXk

>> No.18024683

>>18024620
You're right but I think there would just be an adjustment period to a war footing like the North Africa campaign in WWII. The US armed forces WERE NOT a premier fighting force at that time but they seem to figure it out given time.

>> No.18024685

>>18024496
all companies are dependent on office 365 and now even moreso with telework being forced

>> No.18024691

https://youtu.be/tV5wmDhzgY8

>> No.18024692

SHORT UBER
SHORT LYFT
SHORT SPY
SHORT DAL
SHORT OIL

SHORT

FUCKING

EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

except LCI.. go Long LCI

>> No.18024694

>>18024652
Did you forget Genghis khan and his grand sons conquering proto china?

>> No.18024696

>>18024633
>waiting for 32

fatal. sell now if you want to make gains or just hold until thursday.

>> No.18024700

>>18024668
>>18024669
>>18024663

I think he's being completely reasonable
we need to have the economy mostly remain functional

>> No.18024703

>>18024664
Printer

>> No.18024705

>>18024539
Should've bought SDOW and sold already

>> No.18024707

>>18024692
Filtered

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>>18024443
Fuck same. Just took my 20 minutes to log into questrade. Are you using desktop app, or webpage?
This brokerage is trash, why can't it be like Binance ffs.

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18024712

TRUMP AND POWELL PUT ASIDE THEIR DIFFERENCES AND SAVED THE ECONOMY GET FUCKED BOBOS

>> No.18024713

>>18024633
based retard

>> No.18024717
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>>18024692
>SHORT OIL
retard

>> No.18024718

>>18024694
that empire died with ghengis himself

>> No.18024719

And we are back!

>> No.18024720
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18024720

Fuck you CRAB

>> No.18024721

Bear bros you think now's a good time to go in on TVIX seems today Is a crab until the speech at 12

>> No.18024723

WORK WORK GO TO WORK YOU STUPID FUCKING MILENNIALS CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR PARENTS' 401K DEPENDS ON IT?

>> No.18024728
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>>18024700
No. Crash it

>> No.18024732

Why is the NASDAQ green when the DOW and S&P are red?

>> No.18024734

Went all in on tvix at 480

>> No.18024738
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18024738

OH NO NO BE*RS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18024741

>>18024600
Which is no doubt why when the USSR shit the bed it’s military gave it a second wind right?
If you have a shit tier political system and a le 56% society then the only thing a large military is going to do in a financial collapse is tear the shit out of your own nation. You have these delusions that a guy is going to cross the Mississippi and declare himself tsar of Montana, it’s retarded. Do you wanna know what the social revolution will be? Multinational socialists, Bernie Sanders, Cortez the brother fucking Somali women. These are the type people that are going to take control after this financial shitshow

>> No.18024743

>>18024700
Go outside: People start dying like flies, mass panic, economy crashes
Stay inside: No consumption, no production, economy crashes

Theres no way to win

>> No.18024745

>>18024732
Software?

>> No.18024751

>>18024718
the point is that "china" was a bunch of kingdoms until recently.

>> No.18024752

Is this the week where we finally reach the bottom? Don't think I can keep holding all this cash anymore

>> No.18024754

>>18024721
Trump speech?

>> No.18024755

>>18024710
name?

>> No.18024757
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18024757

Are boomers the most vile creatures to ever walk this earth?
They kept preaching about "aint no free meal" all these years and suddenly they went full communism when they're retirements are threatened. This fucking vermin on CNBC is literally shilling for people under 60 to risk their lives so they can keep up this hyper ponzi scheme while they sit at home safe. This is insane we should put them in concentration camps

>> No.18024758

>>18024700
Lmao fuck off juden

>> No.18024760

>>18024734
Shoulda waited dummy

>> No.18024761
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18024761

This is unironically where dictators are made though. A democracy is a decentralized, shrieking mess that has problems taking decisive action during a big crisis. If FDR wasn't a dying cripple he would have undoubtedly been our first dictator.

Right now we could use someone to step up and say authoritatively:

>old people, stay the fuck inside and away from people
>concerts, sports, bars, and other totally useless entertainment where the virus can spread rapidly are suspended indefinitely
>people are to follow hygiene and spacing procedures as necessary
>everything else is business as fucking usual

And then sit there and smack down anyone who wants to clutch pearls or REEEE about it. This virus isn't going anywhere and we don't need to cause a depression over it.

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>>18024717
>>18024707
>based
>filtered

>> No.18024768

I was pist off expecting a hard red day as I hadn't loaded up on many puts and somehow it's a hard green...

Now I'm nervous this market looks ridiculuos. Not sure if I should even risk it with options.

>> No.18024769

>>18024732
techstox

>> No.18024770
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18024770

>>18024668
>>18024669
>>18024663
>>18024700
how do i watch for free?

>> No.18024771

>>18024732
NASDAQ has been outperforming the rest of the market for the last week. Oddly they actually spiked down harder than the other two last night when futures opened, but have now resumed leading the pack.

>> No.18024772
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>>18024472

>> No.18024773

>>18024542
how?

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18024777

>>18024738
>be*rs

>> No.18024779

>put live nation which has no foreseeable income for months
>it moons harder than anything else
ok anons tell me what you want to moon and I’ll put so at least someone can make money

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>>18024675
We couldn't let uppity faggots walk around with smug faces on. Faggots larping as Romans while wearing designer clothes saying they'll be around for 1000 years? Yeah, nah bruh.

>> No.18024783

there is no way that im injecting myself with this kike's "antibodies"

>> No.18024785
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>>18024743
>Go outside: People start dying like flies, mass panic, economy crashes

it's not that bad though
just don't cough on everyone, and don't make out with everyone that you see
wash your hands, and this will all be fine

>> No.18024787

>>18024732

Tech is looking like a pyrrhic winner

>> No.18024789

NOTHING MAKES SENSE WHY IS IT UP???

>> No.18024790
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18024790

These fucking boomers are going to gleefully let all the jobs die while pumping their retirement accounts. I am coughing on everything I see.

>> No.18024792

>>18024752
DCA

>> No.18024793

>>18024770
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>> No.18024794

Here's how stupid this crab market is:
Everything I own is down, EXCEPT for PCG, which is singlehandedly keeping my portfolio +/0.2% for the day

I fucking hate this. Especially since I'm down 30% over all for everything and my puts are just sitting flat, time ticking away.

>> No.18024795

Time to DCA into KO, LMT, GD, MSFT, NEE

Trust me. Boomers run this world. Trade like a boomer.

>> No.18024797

>>18024770
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>> No.18024799

>>18024770
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>> No.18024804

>>18024757
The silent generation was telling everybody that would listen how awful boomers were

>> No.18024807
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18024807

WE GOT ANTIBODIES NOW

BOBOS BTFO ITS OVER SOON

>> No.18024809

>>18024779
Gold

>> No.18024819

>>18024755
reverse image search you phoneposting scum

>> No.18024820

>LOOK AT THAT DROP

bobo bros we are fucking BACK

>> No.18024821

>OH NO BE-
>OH NO BU-
>OH N-
>O-
>OH-
>OH NO B-

>> No.18024822

>>18024770
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>>18024761
Hail the new Cesar
it won't be someone 75 years old, that's for sure

>> No.18024823

>MUTATIONS CONFIRMED
MUTATIONS CONFIRMED
>MUTATIONS CONFIRMED
MUTATIONS CONFIRMED
>MUTATIONS CONFIRMED

>> No.18024824

>Americans worship money instead of human life and god

So this is the power.. of jewish subjugation...

>> No.18024827

>>18024755
Don't know unfortunately, reverse image search

>> No.18024828

>>18024751
and what does that have to do with america?

>> No.18024832

>>18024807
>listening to a Netflix doctor

lel

>> No.18024833

>>18024807
he said SEPTEMBER moron

>> No.18024839

>>18024807
What a trustworthy face. Anyone with a big nose is friendly and approachable, always with a convenient solution to your latest problem for just a small price.

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18024840

>>18024823
>IT'S THE SUPER FLU

>> No.18024843

>>18024807
so vaccine or am i dumb?

>> No.18024844

>>18024821
filtered

>> No.18024845

>>18024824
Everytime the dow dips 2 percent, 3 million americans lose their lives.

>> No.18024851

>>18024761
>we dont need to cause a depression over it.
Yes we do faggot. The judeo-masonic US needs to be obliterated.

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18024852

>>18024839

>> No.18024853

>>18024807
Only for G*d's chosen, goyim have to pay a fee.

>> No.18024854

>>18024757
Deflationary crash would be the best thing that could happen if you are not a boomer.

>> No.18024856

You guys are so addicted to volatility that what's going on right now is somehow imploding your tiny brains

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>>18024777
My fellow be*rs don't deserve to be addressed properly, only our superiors - the bulls - deserve that.

>> No.18024861

>>18024828
We were talking about the average lifespan of an empire a couple of posts ago gramps.

>> No.18024863

Nifty lookin nifty

>> No.18024864

>>18024843
yes you are

>> No.18024865

>>18024840
Mutations mean antibodies are useless

>> No.18024866

>>18024785
It spreads trough the air, washing your hands is a placebo, you could get infected by being in talking distance with someone. If self isolating stops, people are going to fucking die. The only way to get out of it is mass production of respiratory masks, which will take months

>> No.18024867

>>18024760
? Can't time it perfectly

>> No.18024870

>>18024655

Yah I just sold mine, then it reaches peak 29 once I sold at 28.84

>> No.18024869

>>18024843
it's different from a vaccine, he just explained it

>> No.18024873

>>18024843
the injection gives you 8 weeks of protection
not a vaccine
engineering ETA is April 6-13th and then it has to be approved by the US

>> No.18024879

>>18024840
it mutated twice before it left wuhan

>> No.18024881

>>18024782
Your talking about the US right?

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18024883

>>18024793
>>18024797
>>18024799
access denied on all of them

>> No.18024890

>>18024807
Yeah, in september. Maybe. And that's taking into account there aren't multiple mutations and strains

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>>18024807
>"China did a great job buying the world some time..."
>"What we're doing differently" x3 combo
>"Here in California"--

No.

>> No.18024892
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>>18024790
Please do. These fuckers are somehow both panic hoarding and ignoring quarantine. Here are a bunch of travelers from Quebec who are stuck in Spain. They left to go there on March 11th and are complaining that they're stuck there. Notice how out of 13 of them, 12 of them look 60 or older.

>> No.18024895

>>18024807
Ugly kike

>> No.18024897

>>18024809
Sure thing bud

>> No.18024898

>>18024861
except those dates are horrendously wrong lmao at your wifes son

>> No.18024912

>>18024860
Oh, I thought you were making a joke about the jews supposedly not being allowed to type out "god."

>> No.18024915

>>18024782
Sure thing kike

>> No.18024917

>>18024741
Russia's dictator is a KGB agent. Their elite dumped the Soviet system to save themselves. The collapse of the USSR didn't actually result in a change in power in Russia.

>> No.18024918

>>18024883
do you live in some nightmare country?

>> No.18024925

>SEPTEMBER IS ABSOLUTE BEST CASE SCENARIO
SEPTEMBER IS ABSOLUTE BEST CASE SCENARIO
>SEPTEMBER IS ABSOLUTE BEST CASE SCENARIO
SEPTEMBER IS ABSOLUTE BEST CASE SCENARIO

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>>18024881
Obviously talking about nazis, anon. But americans are next.

>> No.18024928

>>18024919
>>18024919
>>18024919

>>18024919
>>18024919
>>18024919

>>18024919
>>18024919

>>18024919
>>18024919

gogo

>> No.18024929

NRZ is down 20% today hahaha, REITs are getting raped.

>> No.18024933

>>18024898
Well I wasn't the one who originally posted that image. I was just replying to your post implying that china hasn't been broken up since its inception.

>> No.18024939

>>18024912
More of a joke about asians pretending to be black and saying wh*te people and posting cuck porn

>> No.18024942

>>18024790
>>18024892
>get to my local store 5 minutes after 9 having to old fucks their time to buy shit from 6-9
>all beans and flour gone
I don't want to work and I want boomers dead.

>> No.18024947

>>18024873
yeah but you can cure people with it, that's the thing. even with september, better september instead of 18-24 months instead.

>> No.18024949

Is the fed pinning S&P above 2,260? It's tested 3 times.

>> No.18024948

AHHHH getting fucking IV crushed again. Fuck the crab, fuck jerome, fuck the boomer

>> No.18024961

>>18024897
Thanks anon. If shit continues to go tits up, I'll raid some supplies for you in return.

>> No.18024965

>>18024918
UAE is a global hub isnt it

>> No.18024975

>>18024892
Oh no we need to help these people immediately.

>> No.18024980

>>18024892
cramers daughter is lives there. shes in quarantine

>> No.18025000

What stock ( that I can buy on revolut) is rock bottom right now?

>> No.18025008

>>18024363
Post more high res crab images.

>> No.18025014

>>18025000
most american airliners.

>> No.18025035

>>18024398
You understand that when you click buy, another person has to have clicked sell at some point, right?

>> No.18025046

I BOUGHT PUTS AND IM LOSING MONEY WTF IS THIS SHIT EVEN THO MARKET IS DOWN AHHH

>> No.18025058

>>18025000
Jet blue, nike, spirit airlines

>> No.18025114

>>18024789
This. Was expecting red. Now im nervous, only bought 1 put in addition to the 1 i got last week.

>> No.18025132

>>18025058
stop fucking buying you stupid boomer niggers

>> No.18025263

10 fucking days incubation period without symptoms
People are just STARTING to isolate
now like 5000 new cases per day
each one will have infected 2.5 people
wich means daily cases will be at a solid 10000++ cases per day EVEN IF SOCIAL DISTANCING WORKS
wich it DOES NOT
expect AT LEAST 15k cases per day over THE NEXT 3 WEEKS
PROBABLY LIKE 30000+ DEATHS IN THE US ALONE next month
WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING BUY NOW
STOP BUYING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18025283

>>18025263
You lost your cool at the end there bobo

>> No.18025316

>>18025263
>WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING BUY NOW
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18025379

we live in an insane world where old peoples lives are more important than future growth.
in the animal world old sick animals isolate from the herd and die to not drag the community down.
look what we are doing

>> No.18025380

I quit putting into my 401k and now put the same amount into crypto with recurring buys weekly. The stock market is a fucking joke, and nothing more than a kike casino that is rigged so they never lose.

>> No.18025430

>>18025379
Some people don't like the idea of drowning in their own lungs, imagine that.

>> No.18025484

Why isn't Mcdonalds plummeting? They announced that all their branches in the UK and Ireland are going to be entirely closed, not even drive throughs are open. I though this would make them dump hard

>> No.18025490

>>18024079
I'm shorting a stock after I saw it went up 7% today. wish me luck anons

>> No.18025536

>>18024892
>those two boomers on the left with their masks pulled down
THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS. HOW COME NEARLY HALF OF EVERYONE I SEE WITH MASKS PULL THEM DOWN TO TALK TO PEOPLE?

>> No.18025550

>>18025490
inb4 it's a crucial biotech stock

>> No.18025557

>>18024356
America is barely at ~100-150

>> No.18025746

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY THE FUCK VIX FUTURES ARE GOING UP

DO WE NOT HAVE ENOUGH BAD NEWS

>> No.18025790

>>18025746
volatility is going up. wow.

>> No.18025814

>>18025557
2020 - 1776= 244
Assuming you start at the revolution.

>> No.18025906

>>18025814
America wasn't really an empire until they set up their massive fleet

>> No.18025938

>>18025906
Yeah, I can see what you mean.

>> No.18026108

>>18024403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmeBQVQIsTU
i found this somewhat appropriate

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>>18024251
Lol. The frs always goes brrr for their tribe. Are you new to America. Lmfao

>> No.18026544

>>18024356
The United States is not an empire.