/biz/ - Business & Finance

File: 279 KB, 640x750, Jerome2999.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:54:21 2020 No.18022594 [Reply] [Original]

the almighty dollar

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>>18021782

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:54:39 2020 No.18022601 Can't wait for all the WSB retards to blow up their accounts and kys Based fed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:55:32 2020 No.18022615 So what crazy shit will Cramer say today? I’m thinking some Engel

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:55:36 2020 No.18022616 >Futures struggling to hold at +2% after the fed announces literally infinite money

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:55:40 2020 No.18022620 File: 381 KB, 600x655, 1584967957718.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:55:51 2020 No.18022624 Singapore +54 today, 48 of which are imported, 33 of the 48 are from UK. UK is pretty much fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:55:51 2020 No.18022626 so is the economy saved or not? serious replies please

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:55:56 2020 No.18022631 Jerome you’re just delaying the inevitable it’s only gonna hurt worse before it’s over

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:56:06 2020 No.18022635 File: 759 KB, 592x516, ddd9a015dd57ff8eb311d14eb2978a8c-imagepng.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18022601 I just lost my job so I panicked and pulled out all my investments so now I am about to miss the bottom, hu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:56:23 2020 No.18022638 Are USO calls a good idea this week?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:56:39 2020 No.18022642 >>18022498 just wait til CWD makes the leap to humans :)

>>	Credit Spread Officer Mon Mar 23 08:56:40 2020 No.18022643 USDX TO 150

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:56:45 2020 No.18022646 >>18022594 Lost my job lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:56:50 2020 No.18022651 >>18022615 >i like my juice concentrated if you know what I am saying? Fucking hell Jim

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:56:52 2020 No.18022652 >>18022626 no. the markets may be saved in terms of nominal value, but economies arent saved because things cost a lot t. zimbabwe. economies are fueled by production. which the fed cannot change. we are fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:56:54 2020 No.18022654 File: 37 KB, 600x450, bagdad-bob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18022626

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:56:56 2020 No.18022656 File: 63 KB, 951x558, 4L_NUMq6UAX.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bought a variety pack of April exp SPY calls Friday. Based Fed, fucking based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:56:57 2020 No.18022655 >>18022626 Serious reply - no one knows right now, this volatility is just knee jerk reactions

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:57:01 2020 No.18022657 >>18022635 Not the bottom

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:57:05 2020 No.18022659 its gonna be very hard to argue against student debt forgiveness and free healthcare after this shitshow

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:57:08 2020 No.18022660 >>18022626 Stock market is saved, who cares about the economy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:57:14 2020 No.18022661 How much money will the us have printed by the end of the pandemic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:57:28 2020 No.18022664 File: 39 KB, 640x439, 1584826843212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE /WEIMAR/ NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:57:52 2020 No.18022670 File: 799 KB, 540x1436, bigshock.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] QUICK TURN ON CNBC >>18022646 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:57:59 2020 No.18022672 File: 771 KB, 596x541, 1584033746833.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You.. you didn't side with the CHINESE VIRUS against the AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY did you anon? Why? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:58:11 2020 No.18022676 >>18022661 Numbers that can't even be said anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:58:13 2020 No.18022678 >>18022626 >please spoonfeed me Let me just dust off the crystal ball

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:58:47 2020 No.18022687 >>18022626 The good guys are safe. Poorfags will suffer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:58:54 2020 No.18022689 >>18022670 It's Cramer x Steve Munch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:59:06 2020 No.18022693 >>18022672 *AMERICAN SUPERCOMPUTER I literally fainted when he said that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:59:20 2020 No.18022696 File: 85 KB, 552x680, 1584697732391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 27 MORE YEARS CHECKEM

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:59:37 2020 No.18022699 >>18022672 american printing technology?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:59:43 2020 No.18022701 File: 237 KB, 727x868, 1550041614889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18022594 STRAP IN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 08:59:54 2020 No.18022705 You can always trust the fed to stab the country in the back so save the precious stock prices

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:00:32 2020 No.18022716 >>18022705 only the 1% matter, nobody cares about the poorfags

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:00:54 2020 No.18022724 >>18022705 >Betting against the market ever You did it to yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:00:57 2020 No.18022727 >>18022693 I left work to watch the entire speech and shitpost

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:01:03 2020 No.18022730 File: 16 KB, 396x385, 1584916048282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18022657 Good, good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:01:10 2020 No.18022732 >>18022626 3 options 1. Great Depression 2. Communism/Government Nationalizing Industries 3. Whole new system not based on the dollar Pick one, don't be fooled into thinking the 3rd one automatically looks better than the rest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:01:11 2020 No.18022731 Anyone else here actually have coronavirus How you holding up Mine seems to be getting worse i hope the market crashes soon id fucking seethe if Im hospitalised when its buytime

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:01:13 2020 No.18022733 DOW hits 18,000 today right anons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:01:16 2020 No.18022735 >>18022672 >>18022693 >>18022699 >supercomputers are now required to keep up with printing infinite money

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:01:49 2020 No.18022744 >>18022732 4. golden bullrun of a lifetime

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:01:58 2020 No.18022748 >>18022660 hehehe money printer go brrrr green line go up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:02:04 2020 No.18022749 File: 15 KB, 474x296, go_brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:02:24 2020 No.18022754 >>18022733 Pre market is up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:02:28 2020 No.18022757 >10 years ago “you kids need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps no one is going to pay for your education or cancel your student loans >2020 PLEASE JEROME save my stocks! I don’t care what it takes!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:02:29 2020 No.18022758 >>18022732 3.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:02:31 2020 No.18022759 File: 7 KB, 251x201, 1557072452687.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WAS PROMISED TWO CIRCUIT BREAKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:02:45 2020 No.18022763 >>18022733 not in this decade >>18022732 no need to change the system, you can keep going forever with infinite debt and infinite money - this is a new monetary system right now and a new paradigm

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:02:51 2020 No.18022764 >>18022657 Okay doomer Between the fed and the incoming stimulus package from the Washington goons, the markets won't drop more than a few percent- and that'll be Friday from the weekend sell off

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:02:53 2020 No.18022767 Do we expect massive dump on opening ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:02:54 2020 No.18022768 >>18022744 That involves a great depression

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:02:57 2020 No.18022769 >>18022732 people thought the same in 2008. it's kinda funny how the same topics are being discussed. unfortunately i was younger and dumber back then and i fell for the zerohedge talk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:03:07 2020 No.18022775 >>18022759 >implying they still can't be hit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:03:14 2020 No.18022776 fuck fuck I almost FOMOd into index funds fuck WHAT DO I BUY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:03:24 2020 No.18022778 >>18022733 Might go up today, depends on the outcome of the Senate vote at 1PM on that stimulus package. If it fails we're going down at least 10% no matter what the Fed does.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:03:25 2020 No.18022779

Thinking of buying $GILD.
They're working on an antiviral drug called, Remdesivir which is in Phase III clinical trials right now for treatment against the coronavirus. Seems to be the most promising candidate based on some research I did over the weekend.

What do you guys think? Trying to make a coronavirus play rn

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:03:36 2020 No.18022783 >>18022767 >we kys

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:03:57 2020 No.18022793 File: 8 KB, 193x227, 1584809085619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] are bears kill? are my puts kill?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:03:58 2020 No.18022795 I just losed 250,000$ LMAOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:04:04 2020 No.18022797 >>18022783 show me your position faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:04:07 2020 No.18022804 File: 186 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18022744

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:04:11 2020 No.18022805 File: 49 KB, 202x161, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18022779

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:04:20 2020 No.18022806 >>18022793 No anon, the USD is kill

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:04:42 2020 No.18022812 >>18022769 2 happened in 2008

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:05:02 2020 No.18022819 >not preparing for the midweek spike Trump is probably going to be announcing a lifting of all "stay at home" and business closing policies later this week

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:05:13 2020 No.18022821 >>18022594 Someone once told me time is a flat circle...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:05:27 2020 No.18022827 boy im sure feeling better about going /cashgang/ on friday

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:05:33 2020 No.18022828 >>18022757 Desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:05:37 2020 No.18022829 >>18022797 65% long, 20% cash, 15% gold

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:05:40 2020 No.18022831 >>18022819 And the cases and deaths will increase x25 in a single day kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:05:40 2020 No.18022832 File: 1.94 MB, 1458x1436, Corona.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18022733 Trust the bear, there is no saving this market, soon US will have 500 deaths per day of corona, the printing house cannot buy corona-chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:05:53 2020 No.18022838 >>18022795 post it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:06:00 2020 No.18022839 >>18022819 That won't happen until April.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:06:01 2020 No.18022840 File: 22 KB, 301x420, Karl_Helfferich (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18022620 >>18022664 >>18022748 >>18022732 >>18022727 >>18022724 >>18022716 Don't you get it anons? It's Weimar time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:06:08 2020 No.18022841 >>18022759 Bulls getting arrogant again. They got fucked on Friday and rate cut day, if anything they're just as likely to get fucked again. The fed is scraping the bottom of the barrel here. This is another sign of weakness, not stregnth

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:06:15 2020 No.18022843 >>18022776 PMs if you still can, otherwise nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:06:25 2020 No.18022844 >>18022805 Is that a yes or a no. Quick tell me now lol, the stock's moving up already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:06:27 2020 No.18022846 File: 103 KB, 562x1300, 1584739409866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hey fags if you are NOT shorting anything today consider to an hero you're self

>>	SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn Mon Mar 23 09:06:33 2020 No.18022848 File: 534 KB, 300x186, When+you+post+tits+outside+of+nsfw+i+did+it_18d5ab_5448236.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18022795

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:06:40 2020 No.18022851 >>18022827 Same 90% cash right now

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:06:46 2020 No.18022854

>>18022594

"ACTUAL PRICE DISCOVERY could be here" you thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be SHORTERS anywhere."

The cool wind felt good against your bare chest. "I HATE SHORTERS" you thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated your entire car, making it pulsate even as the freshly minted QE circulated through your powerful thick veins and washed away your (merited) fear of price discovery after dark.

"With a printer, you can do anything you want" you said to himself, out loud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:06:51 2020 No.18022857 this market is just so unpredictable anyone who's successful is either a market maker or just by dumb luck, it's just gambling

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:06:54 2020 No.18022860 >>18022832 Like old ppl dying wouldn't just be good for the economy. Your time is over bears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:06:55 2020 No.18022861 >>18022733 Dubs confirmed. Bear party!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:07:03 2020 No.18022863 File: 44 KB, 600x488, 1582780328704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Fed says they will print infinite money for banks and businesses >government still nickel and diming what scraps they'll throw at the 99%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:07:16 2020 No.18022869 File: 1.57 MB, 2120x3952, bbb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This actual QE is incredibly more bearish than million of U.S. corona deaths kek. It's unironically ogre.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:07:57 2020 No.18022881 >>18022778 They're voting to a consensus that the vote failed to cast a revote and then verifying that it's indeed the intended vote, actually. Depending on how slimy parasites want to leverage the American public's wellbeing, it could take all day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:08:00 2020 No.18022882 >>18022857 rolling for dumb luck

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:08:12 2020 No.18022886
File: 13 KB, 270x266, 1575565978344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>18022732
>1. Great Depression
here's the correct answer
>2. Communism/Government Nationalizing Industries
>3. Whole new system not based on the dollar
never fucking happening. Don't even bother entertaining thoughts on this bullshit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:08:13 2020 No.18022888 >>18022839 Not anymore, the economic damage has threatened his re-election enough that he's going to go for it They'll announce the end of the "15 day guideline" and order all areas but the hot spots in WA, CA, and NYC to lift all restrictions

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:08:16 2020 No.18022889 >>18022795 I would say just wait for now but maybe you can't wait

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:08:23 2020 No.18022890 >its going down we're gonna be red 5 minutes after opening, arent we?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:08:47 2020 No.18022896 >>18022843 what are PMs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:09:12 2020 No.18022900 >>18022890 think so too

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:09:20 2020 No.18022902 >>18022863 Did you really expect anything different from our leaders?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:09:32 2020 No.18022904 File: 148 KB, 600x1040, 1584280561977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18022819 lmao I wish

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:09:37 2020 No.18022906 >>18022896 precious metals newfriend

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:09:38 2020 No.18022905 >>18022896 Prime Ministers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:09:41 2020 No.18022907 >>18022846 weedbrah FUCK OFF

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:09:43 2020 No.18022908 >>18022626 Honestly: nobody knows. And I mean literally nobody.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:09:46 2020 No.18022911 there is nothing i want more in my life right now than for the dow to close in the red today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:10:05 2020 No.18022915 >>18022659 I was thinking that. 10 trillion over 10 years for healthcare wont shock people when the fed says lol we just buy everything!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:10:12 2020 No.18022917 CRAMER SAID IT HE SAID 30% UNEMPLOYMENT = GREAT DEPRESSION INC

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:10:19 2020 No.18022921 >>18022911 Sorry bobo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:10:21 2020 No.18022923 >>18022869 History is repeating itself before our very eyes.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:10:29 2020 No.18022926
File: 543 KB, 600x854, af5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>18022806
BoJ owns 40% on nikkei and all bond market. Jpy and nikkei are still the save heavens and strong currency.

Fed should start supporting sp500 and russel with directr purchases to avoid a further catastrophe

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:10:32 2020 No.18022928 >>18022888 >the economic damage has threatened his re-election enough where are you guys getting this from? approval was fine and if you take a look around social media there are x10 more people defending trump saying its not his fault

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:10:38 2020 No.18022930 >infinite money!!! >spy pumps a whole 15 points america is kill

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:10:47 2020 No.18022931 >>18022659 Not even remotely boomers are capable of breathtaking hypocrisy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:10:47 2020 No.18022932 File: 9 KB, 235x214, l1488023413066.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18022854 10/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:10:48 2020 No.18022933 >buy SQQQ and SPXS >hold until thursday jobs report yes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:10:51 2020 No.18022934 >>18022844 I bought one share Tryna hold cash rn or woulda bought more

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:10:58 2020 No.18022936 File: 194 KB, 1175x1200, 1580751246084.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18022896 penis massages

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:11:10 2020 No.18022943 >>18022779 I picked up MRNA at 22 since they're the only ones in human trials with a vaccine. Treatment is a little bit of a different market and I like GILD there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:11:10 2020 No.18022944 >>18022917 Someone post the link to it again pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:11:16 2020 No.18022948 >new york crashing and burning,going to get way worse making 9/11 look like a joke >dow up CLOWN WORLD CLOWN WORLD I LIVE IN A CLOOOOOOOOOWN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:11:29 2020 No.18022951 PUMP IS OVER, I REPEAT, PUMP IS OVER , HODL STRONG FELLOW BOBOS

>>	based Mon Mar 23 09:11:31 2020 No.18022952 >tfw people unironically think that markets are going to be shut down over this when was the last time markets were shut due to an unprecedented event? 9/11?

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:11:39 2020 No.18022953

>>18022764
how do you deal with getting fucked in the ass week after week?
Two weeks ago you were preaching the magical BVLL Rally to save us a new ATH, now you are literally on life support from the Feds and the FED, this Market is over, you just don't know it yet, it's just a Corporate Buffet for Banks now, it has little to do with investment

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:11:52 2020 No.18022956 >>18022928 trumps approval rating has gone up since feb lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:11:52 2020 No.18022957 >>18022926 >nikkei The nikkei is fucked for 30 years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:11:54 2020 No.18022958 >>18022886 >Not choosing option 4 You are the weakest link. goodbye.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:12:04 2020 No.18022962 >>18022931 >breathtaking topical I like it >>18022917 WE GOT 3M ON CNBC pump it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:12:15 2020 No.18022967 >>18022933 those ETFs suffer massive ETF decay. you should be wary about holding them. look at SQQQs price trajectory compared to the s&p. pretty big disconnect there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:12:30 2020 No.18022969 >>18022952 Well trump literally said this was way worse than 9/11 so.......

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:12:41 2020 No.18022974 File: 48 KB, 639x347, 1584633995079.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18022951

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:12:44 2020 No.18022975 >>18022928 People pretend there is an alternative. Senile biden bros fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:12:45 2020 No.18022976 when does https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/dix? update?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:12:47 2020 No.18022978 >>18022957 No it's not, it looks like that because of strong currency. In terms of dollars it's good as dow

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:12:58 2020 No.18022980 File: 6 KB, 225x224, 1584810573128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >FUTURES FALLING NOOOOOOOOOO JEROME PRINT MORE MONEY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:13:21 2020 No.18022989 AND WE ARE FALLING AGAIN, WE ARE BACK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:13:23 2020 No.18022990 >+232 HAHAHA FED BTFO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:13:40 2020 No.18022992 >>18022976 About 2 hours after close

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:13:40 2020 No.18022993 OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY THEY ARE PUMPING AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:13:42 2020 No.18022995 File: 97 KB, 720x1520, Screenshot_20200319-094427.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18022953 I've double my money since the drop putting me up 20% for the last 3 months Get fucked faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:13:43 2020 No.18022996 File: 79 KB, 455x303, 000 protest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18022967 >look at SQQQs price trajectory compared to the s&p. pretty big disconnect there. goodness, I would hope so...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:14:02 2020 No.18023001 The era of Modern Monetary Theory (MMT) has arrived.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:14:11 2020 No.18023002 File: 28 KB, 530x508, 64708646-8620-418F-A474-365C3356351C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOW LONG DO WE HODL SQQQ AND SDOW BROS I BOUGHT ON FRIDAY I THOUGHT TODAY WOULD BE RED FUCKKKKCKKKCKCCKCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:14:13 2020 No.18023003 File: 271 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200323-091339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18022896 Never gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:14:14 2020 No.18023005 Nice attempt to tactically release this before the weekly Monday death spiral

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:14:35 2020 No.18023009 15 minutes til the bloodbath begins

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:14:41 2020 No.18023012 >>18022646 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:15:03 2020 No.18023022 >>18022944 https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:15:03 2020 No.18023023 File: 19 KB, 440x440, Merchant twirl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18023001 shekels shuffling at incredible hihg speed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:15:07 2020 No.18023026 File: 25 KB, 704x226, 11478895652.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UH OH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:15:08 2020 No.18023027 >>18022996 Kek >Everything here should be taken as a work of fiction

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:15:10 2020 No.18023028 File: 51 KB, 580x346, he's actually a really friendly guy with tourettes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NICE PUMP, FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:15:15 2020 No.18023031 File: 59 KB, 960x882, note media 346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18022995 >robin hood

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:15:23 2020 No.18023032 File: 61 KB, 680x680, 1584556834312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18022646 lmao we live in a clown economy now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:15:42 2020 No.18023035 >still below 20k AHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:15:42 2020 No.18023036 JUST PRINT INFINITE MONEY WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

>>	based Mon Mar 23 09:16:06 2020 No.18023041 >>18023026 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:16:06 2020 No.18023042 >>18022996 yes as in SQQQ should be much higher but it wont go above 37.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:16:09 2020 No.18023043 >>18022995 Cringe, that's lunch money you're playing with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:16:16 2020 No.18023044 >>18022978 Yen/USD and Nikkei both sideways for decades.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:16:18 2020 No.18023045 >>18022646 haha same

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:16:21 2020 No.18023046 How much did this fake and gay premarket pump cost?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:16:30 2020 No.18023048 I need to stop getting up early monday, there's no fucking point they always pull some bullshit right before open

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:16:52 2020 No.18023051 YES JEROME THE SECRET TECHNIQUE, UNLIMITED PRINTER WORKS I KNEW YOU HAD AN ACE UP YOUR SLEEVE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:16:52 2020 No.18023052 good morning frens why are futures green

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:16:54 2020 No.18023053 KEEP PUMPING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:16:55 2020 No.18023054 >>18022995 yet your predictions are wronger than any I've seen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:16:57 2020 No.18023055 >>18023022 Thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:16:59 2020 No.18023056 https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-23/trump-weighs-easing-stay-at-home-advice-to-curb-economic-rout We herd immunity strategy soon. Worked out so well in the UK.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:17:02 2020 No.18023058 File: 52 KB, 657x527, 1525274583346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are some SPY and SQQQ alternatives?

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:17:02 2020 No.18023059
File: 59 KB, 600x600, 1557717931385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>18023026

>virus originates in China and they fail to do anything about it for a couple of months
>in an area where people literally live on top of each other in ramshackle dwellings and are shoulder to shoulder constantly
>millions as far as the eye can see
>somehow keep total cases down to 50,000 after 3 months

It isn't the Italian data that's the outlier

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:17:19 2020 No.18023062

the market cant purely go up based on fed-shit and imaginary money policies

you need people working, companies producing, and low unemployment

and the virus is still around too

so idiots who think the market will go up from here deserve to lose money

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:17:19 2020 No.18023064 >>18022732 the all ighty ollar hasn't proven its stability, all it takes is some towel heads and slavs to outsell oil with each other then wallah, you have yourself the greatest economic downturn in 100 years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:17:28 2020 No.18023067 >>18023046 the future value of USD and the economy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:17:42 2020 No.18023072 You guys are so fucking short sighted holy shit a few percentage points up after the worst week since the Great Depression and you're fucking asshurt like a telephone pole just impaled you

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:17:44 2020 No.18023073

>>18022819
Yeah, Germany was expecting a shutdown, but Merkel just told people to not get together in groups IN PUBLIC, with the exception of going to work of course, everybody can still go to work and go to meetings and whatnot, that was even explicitly mentioned. They are scared about the economy, and now there's pressure on the cities and states who already implemented shutdowns on their own to scale this back to her federal measures.
In the end, the West will do the same as China, claim it's all over, and if people die, they die. They'll get sent home with "you got the flu, bro" and handed two aspirins. They will start to just ignore Corona.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:17:47 2020 No.18023074 this 3M call is so bullish bros... I love 3M so much damn the numbers of masks are off the charts they're so competent and they have such great products >>18023042 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:17:49 2020 No.18023075 >>18023046 infinite money

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:18:07 2020 No.18023086 >>18023031 >Limiting the securities you can access or paying a fee How do you expect to make money at all?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:18:09 2020 No.18023088 This is going to be the mother of all bull traps

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:18:18 2020 No.18023090 >>18023058 TLT, UUP, maybe USO but long calls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:18:29 2020 No.18023097 File: 261 KB, 597x604, ha.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] theoretically if everyone sells at once can we defeat the feds pumps

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:18:30 2020 No.18023098 File: 627 KB, 800x800, 1584720554408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18023062 BUT I DIDNT GIB MYSELF ENOUGH TIME ON MY PUTS CRASH IT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:18:37 2020 No.18023101 i just dont wanna do this anymore. i dont wanna trade anymore. i dont wanna work anymore. im just tired. not in an angry way, but a defeated way. i just want to lay down in a silent room for hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:18:39 2020 No.18023102 INFINITE BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:18:42 2020 No.18023103
File: 206 KB, 1200x1136, DfYDZ0kUEAIpVRj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>What is Modern Monetary Theory?
>Modern Monetary Theory (MMT) is a heterodox macroeconomic framework that says monetarily sovereign countries like the U.S., U.K., Japan and Canada are not operationally constrained by revenues when it comes to federal government spending. In other words, such governments do not need taxes or borrowing for spending since they can print as much as they need and are the monopoly issuers of the currency.

>MMT challenges conventional beliefs about the way the government interacts with the economy, the nature of money, the use of taxes and the importance of budget deficits. These beliefs, supporters say, are a hangover from the gold standard era and are no longer accurate, useful or necessary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:18:44 2020 No.18023105 >>18023046 every chance of the world to continue as before

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:18:51 2020 No.18023107

wait did we actually just reach brrrrrr?
before they were giving loans on the repo market
now they're just straight buying shit, is there any money to buy this shit or are they straight buying shit with brrrrrrrrrrrr money?
before it was a meme, but this can't be real

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:19:03 2020 No.18023111 File: 26 KB, 400x300, r5tg3fr3f3r.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So are they really just pumping to keep it from falling even further than it would have before the pump?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:19:04 2020 No.18023112 File: 125 KB, 640x496, 1576763292478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So how much did those 2 15m candles cost?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:19:15 2020 No.18023116 >>18023046 Everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:19:22 2020 No.18023118 I think i'm onto their game. They know they can't stop the crash completely, so they're just trying to slow it down, to flatten the curve, and make it harder to maintain a bearish position

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:19:28 2020 No.18023120 File: 20 KB, 500x500, 1540445496797.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18023051 JEROME WILL SOON ACTIVATE HIS SECOND FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE NEGATIVE RATES

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:19:32 2020 No.18023121 >>18023043 I keep pulling out my gains to invest in my biz I keep having to buy equipment to scale up >>18023054 saying I'm wrong about the future Nigga wut

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:19:37 2020 No.18023125 ohnonono bullbros, why isn't infinite money fixing the economy? it was supposed to reach a new ath at the end of the week...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:19:38 2020 No.18023126 File: 87 KB, 1240x408, Capture13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So you guys are prepared to stop selling right? uncle Jerome has just announced unlimited QE please stop selling goyim, they are begging you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:19:53 2020 No.18023129 >BACK UNDER +1% WE WON BEARBROS WE FUCKING WONNNN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:19:58 2020 No.18023132 >>18022651 whats the innuendo here? all i see is a dry ass joke based on that movie, is there more to it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:20:09 2020 No.18023135 Fed is only delaying the plunge. The general situation is getting worse and no amount of printing will change that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:20:11 2020 No.18023136 >>18023059 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:20:17 2020 No.18023139 >>18023120 we in weimar game now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:20:22 2020 No.18023140 >>18023075 accurate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:20:34 2020 No.18023143 is there any real purpose to us discussing this stuff here? i just realized nothing we do matters, none of us can do anything to change this one way or another. just stay in our homes, wait, and pray.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:20:45 2020 No.18023145 >>18023062 It'll pump until quarterly earnings

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:20:47 2020 No.18023147 File: 94 KB, 1080x841, graph goes up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18023103

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:20:47 2020 No.18023148 File: 16 KB, 750x750, 1564862559819.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >DOW Futures are up 2% HOW?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:21:04 2020 No.18023151 >>18023143 fuck off, we won't not bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:21:11 2020 No.18023155 >>18023135 But, but.....muh modern monetary theory, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:21:30 2020 No.18023157 File: 282 KB, 360x412, JUST.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't understand bros, how the FUCK can a man be this obsessed with keeping the DOW above Obama levels?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:21:31 2020 No.18023158 >>18023103 How can money be real if our eyes aren't real?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:21:31 2020 No.18023159 >>18023148 Why is this fat fuck always late

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:21:36 2020 No.18023160 >>18022594 IT'S GOING UP WOOOOOT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:21:45 2020 No.18023163 >>18023112 about 4 ink cartridges

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:21:49 2020 No.18023165 File: 27 KB, 583x616, 4L_MIQ2RN7I.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures gamblers taking profits is Fed put fading S-shiggy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:21:53 2020 No.18023167 >>18023148 wall street fan fiction

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:22:03 2020 No.18023168 File: 66 KB, 590x838, swat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18023147

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:22:04 2020 No.18023169 >>18023148 literally inifinite FED pumping

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:22:06 2020 No.18023170 >>18023148 money printer now being used to buy the market >>18023157 election year

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:22:12 2020 No.18023172 File: 42 KB, 800x804, 1582560266792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Always do the opposite of what /biz/ says >Always profit HMM...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:22:14 2020 No.18023174 I just woke up before market, why the fuck are futures positive, what did I miss while sleeping?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:22:17 2020 No.18023176 >>18023148 A circuit breaker will hit by 1 pm don’t worry

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:22:20 2020 No.18023178 File: 2.81 MB, 600x770, 1584314409955.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18023148 >HOW?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:22:25 2020 No.18023181 WHAT HAPPENED TO 30K x20 ANON IS HE KILL?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:22:26 2020 No.18023182 >>18023151 that doesn't answer my question, anon.... (or maybe it does?)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:22:41 2020 No.18023190 >>18023148 fed pledged unlimited asset purchases (QE)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:22:42 2020 No.18023192 >>18022996 >>18023027 >>18023042 it tracks the Nasdaq not S&P

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:22:46 2020 No.18023193 >>18022626 More generations will be slaves to the fed. And we'll pay for it with hyper inflation >the FED can just keep printing right????

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:22:50 2020 No.18023196 >futures still going down OH NONONOONONONO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:22:53 2020 No.18023198 >>18023058 SPXS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:22:54 2020 No.18023199 >>18023181 it was probably just a larp anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:23:02 2020 No.18023204 Will we open red?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:23:05 2020 No.18023205 >>18023157 He literally has nothing else except making the Stock Market go up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:23:27 2020 No.18023214 >>18023074 I made 20% on a GE call on Friday I wasn't gonna hold through the weekend tho >>18023097 I'm bullish af but this is fucking hilarious

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:23:35 2020 No.18023217 File: 179 KB, 602x506, 1584646701957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:23:40 2020 No.18023220 >>18023181 wouldn't he just lose the $30k and that's it? i thought that's how options work?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:24:03 2020 No.18023229 Newbie here, answer me something. Do stocks open at the "future" price or they are totally unrelated?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:24:10 2020 No.18023231 >Entire Fed pump almost gone PREPARE YOUR ANUSES

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:24:18 2020 No.18023233 This has to be a bull trap right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:24:22 2020 No.18023235 File: 169 KB, 646x700, 4542AFCE-0EF6-459E-A332-8D093D47D453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures dropping like a rock PUT BOYS WW@

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:24:28 2020 No.18023238 THE PUMP IS ALMOST ALREADY GONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:24:40 2020 No.18023243 File: 17 KB, 650x385, BVLL_vs_bobo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] KNOW. YOUR. PLACE. BEARS. This week marks the start of the new age. The age of BVLL.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:24:50 2020 No.18023247

https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
>https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
>https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

anyone else watching this? /ourguy/ cramer is on asking "so, are we all gonna get it? is it unavoidable?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:25:02 2020 No.18023251 F I V E M I N U T E S

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:25:09 2020 No.18023253 My Gamestop shares are undergoing an attempted assassination by the media. Kind of lame. They're staying open too, you're just not allowed in the store so you have to order ahead by phone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:25:12 2020 No.18023254 I am going to make a couple bucks from SQQQ today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:25:18 2020 No.18023258 >>18023204 Will this be the second or third consecutive black Monday?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:25:31 2020 No.18023266 >>18023172 This is all you need to know to be successful at stonks Bizraelis are always late to the party (therefore wrong af)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:25:33 2020 No.18023268 >>18023229 Stocks open at the order price that's filled first when markets open. Usually this will be close to futures, but it doesn't have to be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:25:49 2020 No.18023273 File: 33 KB, 1013x306, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18023231 >>18023233 You gotta forgive Jerome and Trump they have short memories

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:25:54 2020 No.18023274 WE DID IT GUYS WE DEFEATED THE PUMP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:25:56 2020 No.18023276 My body is ready for BLACK MONDAY 3

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:26:09 2020 No.18023280 I don't know what to say. If unlimited QE isn't enough then we're in for a ride today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:26:15 2020 No.18023282 >>18023046 As it stands right now, potentially an infinite amount of money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:26:19 2020 No.18023285 >>18023258 I think it will be the fourth

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:26:21 2020 No.18023288 oh no no no AHHAHAHAHHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:26:23 2020 No.18023289 >>18023258 >Black Hahaha talk to me later faggot Bobo seeth more please

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:26:36 2020 No.18023293 THIS ONE IS GOING TO GET FUCKING UGLY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:26:41 2020 No.18023294 Oh shit, it's gonna open flat. I did not expect that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:26:50 2020 No.18023296 Imagine UNLIMITED MONEY +0.17%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:26:53 2020 No.18023297 File: 43 KB, 579x275, 123123123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18023062 They're going to remove restrictions and let everyone die to prop up their market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:26:57 2020 No.18023299 File: 1.04 MB, 326x326, 1524511130866.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GUUUUYYYS I THINK ITS GONNA GO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWNNN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:26:59 2020 No.18023300 File: 16 KB, 326x155, Pink wojak downturn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18023258 Third. March 2nd was the bull trap, the 9th and 16th set point records for drops.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:27:01 2020 No.18023301 File: 25 KB, 1316x58, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >promise unlimited money printing >futures still negative oh nononono

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:27:03 2020 No.18023303 >>18023247 gotta be watching CNBC at a time like this

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:27:06 2020 No.18023305

>>18023148
if people didnt understand before they should now, the market lives in a bubble, its literally fiction. the entire global economy is stopped, literally the only thing flowing is groceries, fuels, electricity and water, and that would make the markets tank, but yet, they're up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:27:15 2020 No.18023308 File: 121 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200323-082646.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yikes. That upturn didn't last very long

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:27:15 2020 No.18023309 >>18023294 snibs

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:27:49 2020 No.18023317

>>18023192
>>18023042
at least in the past couple weeks, no matter how big the crash or poomp, SQQQ never really goes below 24 or above 31, probably because of the rebalancing. You're so much better off just buying at 25 and selling at 30. The price decay doesn't really matter here because it makes those swings so frequently (every other day or so).

What you will LOSE doing is holding when it gets to 30 or 31 and thinking "well we're still going lower, I'll hold until tomorrow and make more!" That's where you get fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:27:49 2020 No.18023318 MMT is a fucking joke, this economy needs to be wiped out, fresh slate, clean start

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:27:56 2020 No.18023320 File: 248 KB, 773x1000, brrrr......gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JEROME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU GOTTA PUMP ET..... JEROME? JEROME?!?!?!?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:28:05 2020 No.18023323 WHY IS IT GOING UP JUST GO RED ALREADY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:28:08 2020 No.18023325 >>18023296 >>18023301 where you get your numbers nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:28:08 2020 No.18023326 >>18023229 The futures aren't a perfect indicator because there are many times more non-futures buyers/sellers (normally) that only participate in the market during regular hours

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:28:17 2020 No.18023330 >He sold? >Pomp eet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:28:39 2020 No.18023337 No amount of Viagra can get the economy's limp dick back up right now, all you're gonna do is make the patient's heart explode

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:28:39 2020 No.18023338 File: 98 KB, 750x872, 1583781968923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >anon pls, unlimited money

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:28:41 2020 No.18023339 File: 17 KB, 320x257, 1557066417850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18023294

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:28:41 2020 No.18023341 Bulls don't actually believe everything is fine now, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:28:47 2020 No.18023343 >>18022601 You do realise the fed pumping only hides the problem temoraily and makes it worse right

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:28:56 2020 No.18023346 So now we buy TVIX, right? Volatility isn't actually 50, fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:28:57 2020 No.18023347 OH NONONONONON THEY ARE RED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:29:18 2020 No.18023351 We're going to crash even worse now because of the Fed's bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:29:18 2020 No.18023352 File: 1.98 MB, 480x196, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:29:22 2020 No.18023353 >>18023325 investing.com

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:29:38 2020 No.18023358 HAHAHA -100

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:29:46 2020 No.18023364 ANNOUNCE NEGATIVE RATES ALREADY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:29:49 2020 No.18023367 ready, set.... GO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:29:50 2020 No.18023368 File: 55 KB, 601x473, 1584637105064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HERE WE GOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:29:51 2020 No.18023369 30 seconds for the bull market to open its doors. Break the porcelain fellow bulls!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:29:55 2020 No.18023370 The daily coronavirus conference is after hours today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:07 2020 No.18023373 File: 139 KB, 511x512, clownpepehonkhonh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HERE WE FUCKING GOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:08 2020 No.18023372 LETS GO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:09 2020 No.18023374 Here we go fellas!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:10 2020 No.18023375 >>18023317 Been seeing this price range a lot. You must be the same anon posting it. Held up so far

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:10 2020 No.18023377 File: 120 KB, 554x400, 1582479163928.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >It all returns to nothing, >it just keeps tumbling down, >tumbling down, tumbling down

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:11 2020 No.18023376 >>18023358 Jerome shot his load too early AGAIN When will they ever learn?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:14 2020 No.18023379 Incoming!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:16 2020 No.18023380 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:18 2020 No.18023381 JEROME HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:21 2020 No.18023384 OPENED BELOW 19k

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:23 2020 No.18023385 OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:25 2020 No.18023387 DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:25 2020 No.18023388 WE NEGATIVE FEDS BTFO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:35 2020 No.18023391 Futures BTFO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:37 2020 No.18023392 File: 14 KB, 597x143, IMG_20200323_092943.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Donald's thoughts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:42 2020 No.18023395 >>18023368 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BREAK IT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:43 2020 No.18023396 >We opened red. Unironically over. Fed is gay and dead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:45 2020 No.18023398 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH NONONONOONONONONONON

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:47 2020 No.18023399 File: 317 KB, 890x905, 1584737035416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Little guy's all tuckered out from all that FOMOing earlier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:47 2020 No.18023400 WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:53 2020 No.18023402 File: 554 KB, 967x954, 1584455470505.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NICE PUMP JEROME

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:54 2020 No.18023403 >MARKETS OPEN >IMMEDIATE FREE FALL HOLY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAHAH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:30:57 2020 No.18023404 OPEN BELOW 19K

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:00 2020 No.18023406 just make it illegal to sell stocks for less than you bought them for, duh doy

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:00 2020 No.18023407
File: 1.46 MB, 400x513, 1584586111531.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:00 2020 No.18023408 LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:03 2020 No.18023410 File: 328 KB, 1000x1000, 1584477761463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GOD BLESS YOU TRUMP WE'RE ABOUT TO COME BACK BOYS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:06 2020 No.18023412 WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:07 2020 No.18023414 File: 42 KB, 720x603, 1556855212441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18023377 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRMkOY9OrbU theme for today over at the fed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:08 2020 No.18023416 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:08 2020 No.18023417 A BEAR DAY A RED DAY ERE THE SUN RISES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:12 2020 No.18023419 File: 290 KB, 1280x1080, 1488116755780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHAHAHAHA OHNONONONONO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:14 2020 No.18023420 File: 1.79 MB, 200x200, 1583382433920.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18023370 I wonder why.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:17 2020 No.18023422 mein gott

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:17 2020 No.18023423 File: 429 KB, 670x376, in th end.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] True clown world, even with infinite money it will be a bloodbath, fucking the market and the people, jerome is truly a 6d clown chess player

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:40 2020 No.18023431 IS IT ALREADY TIME TO BUY, OR WE’RE STILL YET TO SEE THE TRUE BOTTOM OF THE DIP?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:42 2020 No.18023434 File: 80 KB, 350x197, MC ride.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LETS GO 18,000 ITS SUCH A LONG WAY DOWN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:43 2020 No.18023435 ITS IN FREEFALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:44 2020 No.18023436 >>18023426 >>18023426 >>18023426 >>18023426 >>18023426 >>18023426 >>18023426 >>18023426 >>18023426 >>18023426 >>18023426

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:48 2020 No.18023437 wait, what the fuck? they were meant to pump it up this week. how the fuck did we go under 19k??????????????????????????

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:49 2020 No.18023439 File: 436 KB, 1125x1931, 8A5B2607-7532-4C92-A1F7-BDBB64A312C4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NANI THE FUCK. HOW DID WE OPEN RED!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:53 2020 No.18023441 OH FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:54 2020 No.18023442 File: 200 KB, 672x644, 1584538170002.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18023391 >>18023388 >>18023387 >>18023385 >>18023384 >>18023379 >>18023380 >>18023381 >>18023377 Its bobo time>>18023379

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:55 2020 No.18023443 >BOEING +2%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:31:59 2020 No.18023446 File: 17 KB, 256x192, Buttbuddies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They don't want a "bailout" because the Gov't will have conditions. What they want is a gibs check to keep everyone employed with no conditions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:32:03 2020 No.18023447 >>18023317 HOW HIGH DOES SDOW GO PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE LIMIT IS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:32:09 2020 No.18023452 DOW BELOW 19k HOLY SHIT, HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:32:22 2020 No.18023458 >>18023431 >he thinks the markets will ever recover kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:32:54 2020 No.18023479 >>18023452 OHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:33:00 2020 No.18023486 File: 150 KB, 616x725, 1223748451.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So calm where is my bell?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:33:04 2020 No.18023491 >>18023392 It’s not wrong...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:33:10 2020 No.18023499 >>18023341 It's gonna be a huge bull run until quarterly earnings

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:33:10 2020 No.18023500 (((Discord))) banned the /biz/ server, get in the new one bros discordb gg kjGsbrW cmon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:33:27 2020 No.18023514 We'll never go below 18k

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:33:34 2020 No.18023518 >>18023423 >if only you knew

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:33:42 2020 No.18023520
File: 271 KB, 892x535, Worried bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>literally 2 minutes before open
>open /smg/, read tradingview news
>mfw "futures green" and "unlimited quantitative easing"
>get spooked a little because I'm holding shorts all over indexes
>the relief when 2 minutes pass and DOW plummets into -4% immediately

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:33:49 2020 No.18023524 >>18022967 Retard: The Post

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:33:57 2020 No.18023531

>>18023376
They are fucked either way.
>They do nothing and appear braindead and incompetent.
>They do something and appear brainded and incompetent.

They need to learn that in times like this they are fucked either way so they need to do the smart thing and take smaller measures. It's the only way the economy will be saved in the long run.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:34:07 2020 No.18023537 RED SUN RED SUN OVER PARADISE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:34:11 2020 No.18023540 OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BULLS WERE RIGHT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:34:13 2020 No.18023542 >>18022934 >>18022779 Chill ok same. Bought 10 shares GILD, and I'll save the rest for later. MRNA looks cool. What do you think about BNTX? Biontech looks like the German version. .

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:34:19 2020 No.18023547 This is the bottom now. I have the info. THIS IS THE BOTTOM. last chance guys

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:34:21 2020 No.18023549 thread theme as the market fucking dies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:35:12 2020 No.18023567 File: 28 KB, 128x128, 1584635791911.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18023320 We're outta time, we have to go back

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:35:50 2020 No.18023585 If you write contracts, your losses can be limitless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:38:25 2020 No.18023654 File: 66 KB, 1080x1080, 1584603390051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITS TIME FOR THE DIP LADS!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:38:49 2020 No.18023669 calls on KO to sell after stim passes fuck yall

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:38:53 2020 No.18023671 >>18023547 m8 what? This is just the start. The US will have millions infected in a few months, complete lock-down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:39:00 2020 No.18023677 >>18023547 Post source

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:39:40 2020 No.18023702 >>18023585 The lingo is confusing Buying a put or call, you can only lose your purchase price Selling a put or call, you can lose your ass faster than a cute feminine boy in prison - infinitely

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:40:13 2020 No.18023723 File: 1.96 MB, 286x400, 1583105797893.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >-2.5% already

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:40:28 2020 No.18023736

>>18023531

You'd think they'd have figured it out by now. When you do emergency shit, it spooks the market. Jerome whispering a press conference through a glory hole into his $20 burner phone reeked of desperation.

I wonder if Jerry boy has the Chinese AIDS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:40:47 2020 No.18023744 >>18023671 US doesn't have the same population density as everywhere else. Cities will be locked down, but everywhere else will be biz as usual

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:41:01 2020 No.18023757 >look away for a minute >everything drops -3%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:44:18 2020 No.18023841 >>18023431 The markets will soon be shut down just watch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:44:45 2020 No.18023857 >>18023148 Unlimited Dollar Works

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:45:31 2020 No.18023879 File: 615 KB, 284x250, 1584944116179.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18023500 Is that what happened I thought you guys kicked me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:46:00 2020 No.18023887 Holy fuck what a dump, got to love it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:48:52 2020 No.18023974 >>18023744 Its gonna a be like the LA riots or Katrina but on a national scale, when things go bad we're fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:49:01 2020 No.18023978 That's it. It's over. It's finished. Unlimited money can't even fix it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:50:00 2020 No.18024021 >>18023974 Let the cities burn The population distro needs to be adjusted back to rural areas anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:51:18 2020 No.18024060 How is unlimited money not pumping the market?? Somebody please explain why I shouldn't buy this dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:52:10 2020 No.18024086 >>18024060 You should. Smart investors are just pulling out money to short the USD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:53:30 2020 No.18024135 >>18024021 Yeah but that cant just happen and then we all just go back to normal

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:54:07 2020 No.18024157 File: 29 KB, 553x554, images (19).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18024135 OH NO NO BEARS, YOU GOT TOO COCKY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:55:17 2020 No.18024192 File: 48 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what yall think about SPY 228 P 4/3?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:55:34 2020 No.18024204 File: 22 KB, 260x260, 092bab2bbc6f701ce39b49792a23e64f-imagejpeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18024157 >-1.50 is now bullish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:57:50 2020 No.18024267 File: 242 KB, 500x281, fgerg3rg3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is no one buying bonds?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:57:53 2020 No.18024270 File: 51 KB, 661x767, 1579000755726.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18024204 >he thinks anything but the nasdaq drives the market

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 09:59:46 2020 No.18024317 File: 21 KB, 600x315, 66b0e78eac913b3ed0c7ad38a57ae0fd-imagejpeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18024270 Do you not realize you're on life support right now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:00:38 2020 No.18024342 File: 8 KB, 259x195, ccc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hehehe

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:00:49 2020 No.18024351 >>18024267 Gub bonds? Because the yields collapsed last month?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:01:58 2020 No.18024378 File: 72 KB, 640x480, 1578297957628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18024317 So long as Jerome does his job I don't care

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:06:43 2020 No.18024505 File: 16 KB, 486x469, 1584544098928.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18024378 >Is literally dying >I don't care what so ever. I wonder how many bulls have actually killed themselves in the last 4 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:07:36 2020 No.18024531 >>18024505 Maybe I bought cheapies and I'm unloading at a few % up ;^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:08:50 2020 No.18024564 >>18024531 Bah fair, just expect it to keep going down for the foreseeable future.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:12:55 2020 No.18024662 >>18024564 Yeah, I have no expectations

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:16:00 2020 No.18024737 File: 71 KB, 1080x1027, 90169633_2931793710238928_5589033176983928832_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is NYC going to collapse? Any nyc'ers here that can comment on the current situation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:21:13 2020 No.18024872 i bought a stupid fucking tqqq call on thursday because it was looking so sure thered be a fake friday poomp because of thursdays big drop and the "quad-witch" bullshit. now im just begging for a little poomp, any poomp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:22:07 2020 No.18024896 >>18023247 thank you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 10:47:09 2020 No.18025535 >>18022731 Should've invested in some carbon bikes for the cardiogains instead of buttcoins. T. Asthmatic and worryfree

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 11:03:14 2020 No.18025954 >>18024737 Probably from all the retarded hipsters that keep hosting apartment parties

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]