/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18021782]

Jerome used the forbidden technique edition

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Misc:
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>>18019866

[Anonymous No.18021791]

POOOOOOOOOMP

[Anonymous No.18021793]

My puts... murdered. They didn't die, they were murdered by the FED and their money machine

[Anonymous No.18021799]

>>18021782
I WONT LET THE PUMP GO DOWN ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18021802]

They can't get away with this shit

[Anonymous No.18021806]

Please... someone... kill the fed

[Anonymous No.18021808]

Where is the 30k x20 leverage anon?

[Anonymous No.18021811]

>GREEN DOW FUTURES

[Anonymous No.18021813]

What the FUCK IS THE FED DOING AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18021812]

UNLIMITED PRINTING WORKS

[Anonymous No.18021817]

Futures already green, and if this continues DAX gonna be green in a few minutes, from -4+% this morning


fuck you burgers

[Anonymous No.18021818]

Y-you can't just do QE-infinity!! T-that's not fair!! Think about the poor bears with families to feed!

[flu=flu "corona" virus = mass (...) No.18021819]

>>18021791
https://youtu.be/upSoe0PZCzQ

[Anonymous No.18021822]

>>18021782
Totally not a fake and gay pump.

[Anonymous No.18021823]

WE'RE BACK BROS

[Anonymous No.18021825]

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH BEARKEKS

[Anonymous No.18021826]

WHERE MY BULLCHADS AT!!!???

[Anonymous No.18021827]

Arent they just kicking the can down the road with this 'brrrr' shit?

[Anonymous No.18021828]

Is investing all of my money into SnP, nasdaq Roth IRA 401k etc rn than going to prison for 5 years a good idea?

[Anonymous No.18021829]

Unlimited money printing is the god damn textbook example of a bad, dumb idea. Show me a country that tried it and didn't fall into ruin.

[Anonymous No.18021830]

>>18021812

[Anonymous No.18021831]

the bear market is BACK baby

[Anonymous No.18021834]

THEYRE PUMPING IT ALL THE WAY TO GREEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18021837]

what the fuck just happened?

[Anonymous No.18021838]

>>18021831
I think you meant
CRAB

[Anonymous No.18021840]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18021843]

Who actually physically has the liquid capital and can we kill them and take it?

[Anonymous No.18021848]

>the Fed will simply allow unpatriotic shorting to become free money

[Anonymous No.18021849]

>>18021782
HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH.

>>18021827
Absolutely. If this becomes a cyclical beast, prepare for every subsequent downturn to be even sharper and more pronounced than the last, barring other extraneous circumstances. What a time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.18021850]

>>18021826
YES BRO

[Anonymous No.18021852]

>>18021808
Imagine going to bed certain you'll be a millionaire in the morning then money printer go brrr

[Anonymous No.18021853]

>>18021831
fuck I typed the wrong thing
it's been a long couple weeks

[Anonymous No.18021855]

>>18021806
So that you can lose daddy's money on puts because you don't know what IV is while he gets laid off?

[Anonymous No.18021857]

>>18021827
They're just trying to stop the bleeding before companies start needing bailouts. This is not a long-term solution.

[Anonymous No.18021858]

NEXT UP STIMULUS PUMP

HOW MANY CIRCUIT BREAKERS WE TRIPPING TODAY GOING UP

[Anonymous No.18021859]

>>18021837
THIS, WHAT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.18021861]

>>18021843
Assume everyone has liquid capital
and yes,
we can take it

[Anonymous No.18021862]

>>18021840
This is the BRRRRRR to end all BRRRRRRRS.

[Anonymous No.18021863]

you retards are going to go calls at open and get face fucked.

[Anonymous No.18021865]

>>18021838
BRARS BTFO

[Anonymous No.18021867]

Hehe BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT

[Anonymous No.18021868]

>loading up on more short positions
thanks, fed

[Anonymous No.18021871]

Watch it dump 10% anyway. Remember when they cut the rates and it all dumped anyway? Spending isn't gonna get us out of these problems.

[Anonymous No.18021872]

sold spy calls friday at a 20% loss cause quad witching, bought puts, now this, can I catch a fucking break

[Anonymous No.18021874]

We've just hit weimar holy shit, HYPERINFLATE TO THE GRAVE

[Anonymous No.18021875]

>>18021782
"limitless asset purchases"
Where were you when the Fed just came out and said "yeah you're getting a depression, bitch, and there's nothing you can do to stop us"?

[Anonymous No.18021879]

>>18021859
QE-infinity

[Anonymous No.18021881]

>>18021849

First they had a 2k crash, then they had a 1900+ brrrr and the day after they had this

[Anonymous No.18021880]

>>18021863
the pump has barely started
just imagine

[Anonymous No.18021882]

LINE GOES UP

[Anonymous No.18021886]

>>18021829
Exactly, the fed needs to be destroyed.

[Anonymous No.18021887]

Next stop, hyperinflation
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/kashkari-says-fed-has-infinite-amount-cash-we-create-it-electronically
>Again, matter-of-factly, the host asks: "Can you characterize everything the Fed has done this past week as essentially flooding the system with money?" To which Kashkari responds simply: "Yes."
>The host says "And there's no end to your ability to do that?"
>"There's no end to our ability to do that." He later added: "We're far from out of ammunition...your ATM is safe, your banks are safe. There's an infinite amount of cash at the Federal Reserve."

[Anonymous No.18021889]

>>18021863
I'd face fuck her.

[Anonymous No.18021893]

>>18021871
Jerome is literally going to go for negative rates soon

[Anonymous No.18021896]

It's looking like another one of them days

[Anonymous No.18021895]

>>18021875
oops here's sauce
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/23/fed-announces-a-slew-of-new-programs-to-help-markets-including-open-ended-asset-purchases.html

[Anonymous No.18021897]

>>18021863
>not taking the opportunity to buy cheap puts on the completely unsustainable giga-pump.

[Anonymous No.18021898]

All this bear cope

[Anonymous No.18021901]

this is for that shitlib retard last thread

[Anonymous No.18021904]

>Dude let's inflate our stock prices during a time of massive economic contraction by simply printing trillions of dollars so we can buy up the market
Am I stupid, or does this sound like a really, really, really bad idea

[Anonymous No.18021906]

>>18021827

(((They))) need more time to exit scam the market l

[SOXL_shill No.18021909]

Fun times, eh mates?

[Anonymous No.18021911]

POMP EET JEROME HURRY THE FUCK UP WE CANT OPEN RED
>POMP EET JEROME HURRY THE FUCK UP WE CANT OPEN RED

[Anonymous No.18021918]

KILL THE ECONOMY
SAVE THE STOCKS
GOD BLESS USA

[Anonymous No.18021921]

>>18021893

What's worse, he is going for negative rates just a week after handling physical cash became a massive taboo

[Anonymous No.18021922]

THIS IS OUR DAY, BULL KINGS!!!!!!!
BOW BEFORE OUR COCKS

[Anonymous No.18021923]

>>18021901
Kek at italy

[Anonymous No.18021926]

>>18021893
nah the whole point of the buy program is so that we don't have to go negative
I don't think it's 100% off the table, but the point is to use other tools

[Anonymous No.18021927]

>>18021827
They have been kicking the can down the road since 2008 by doing QE and giving out low rates.
Now they just cranked it to the max to try and prevent this from falling into a depression.
The power of the BRRRRR can give this a bit of rope, but entire planet is increasingly going into lockdown mode. There's no stopping the cascading failure of this house of cards anymore.

[Anonymous No.18021932]

I'm taking a shit, but supposed to be working from home.

[Anonymous No.18021936]

>>18021827
Yes, but there's no other way. The alternative is letting it crash but the can is already so much down the road that this crash will set a new precedence of mother of all crashes. We will need higher skyscrapers because the corpse pile will be so high that a jump won't kill you anymore.

[Anonymous No.18021937]

short squeeze at open bait.

[Anonymous No.18021939]

>>18021887
Why the fuck did we ever let the national debt get put of control when we could have just
> BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18021944]

>>18021904
the idea is this: let the boomers keep their money until they die.
When they are all dead stocks might never go up again. It will be a 10 year bear market.. but ((they)) don't care cuz inheritance

[Anonymous No.18021945]

ok what the fuck is this pump. WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?????

[Anonymous No.18021947]

>print it

[Anonymous No.18021951]

FTSE goes up

[Anonymous No.18021952]

>>18021904
they're just buying the dip
it's free money bro
you should have bought the dip as well

[Anonymous No.18021953]

STOOOOP PUMPING

[Anonymous No.18021956]

>>18021782
MY FUCKING PUTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18021957]

cant wait for the massive red numbers on the usa index today

[Anonymous No.18021958]

>>18021909
Post your soxl position pls.

[Anonymous No.18021962]

>>18021828
Bump

[Anonymous No.18021963]

>>18021881
Ridiculous, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.18021968]

>bears btfo by jerome
the biggest states shutting down is extremely bullish bros

[Anonymous No.18021969]

>>18021906
You can say kike

[Anonymous No.18021973]

>>18021936
Yet at some point it's going to crash anyway and the more you prolong it, the worse it will be...

[Anonymous No.18021972]

>>18021945
Fed announced UNLIMITED MONEY

[Anonymous No.18021974]

STOP GOING UP

[Anonymous No.18021976]

holy canaloni

[Anonymous No.18021979]

>>18021956
LMAO

[Anonymous No.18021982]

Today's the day rigosertib is found to be the cure for Corona. ONTX Chad's, today's our day!

[Anonymous No.18021986]

Glad I sold my shorts an hour ago, So is now the time to buy them cheaper again?
>>18021937

[Anonymous No.18021988]

#LIMITUP

[Anonymous No.18021989]

Does hyperinflation even matter as long as nobody deliberately fucks commodity prices?

In theory, I mean. I know somebody would do it. I'm just saying can't income inequality tank it in theory?

[Anonymous No.18021990]

>>18021973
That will hopefully be someone else's problem.

[Anonymous No.18021991]

Tip for the Bulls : you NEVER want the market to open green in a downward trend

[Anonymous No.18021995]

BIZ
LITERALLY
SEETHING
OHNONONONONONONO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18022000]

What the fuck is the point of unlimited printing?

[Anonymous No.18022005]

all in on inverse ETFS?

[Anonymous No.18022004]

FTSE gonna be green soon

[Anonymous No.18022012]

After talking to my bf for just 5minutes im out pf breath, coofing and my throat is dry as a bone
Think ive got the ‘rona

[Anonymous No.18022014]

Consider this, cheap puts and cheap SQQQ

[Anonymous No.18022015]

>VIX futures dropping

I was promised a bloodbath.

[Anonymous No.18022016]

anyone else admiring the PERFECT inverse bart that they're trying to draw on the futures graph?

I like it, I LOVE it

[Anonymous No.18022017]

WE POSITIVE NOW

[based No.18022018]

>>18021863
ah man imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.18022026]

did they find a fucking vaccine??? what the fuck is happening how did we go from limit down to pump in 6 fucking hours while everyone slept? I sold my bull hedge against my shorts thinking wed dump and now im completely fucking screwed

[Anonymous No.18022028]

Are we just now finding out that usd is an infinite supply shitcoin

[Anonymous No.18022031]

STOCKS SAVED
SILVER SAVED
US SAVED

[Anonymous No.18022039]

>>18021990
Lucky zoomers. Their lives will be completely ruined.

[Anonymous No.18022040]

so fed buys everything up then what? boomer financial power is kill?

[Anonymous No.18022041]

>>18022000
To keep the ponzi going.
This market quite literally needs an infinite supply of newly printed money to even stay alive at this point.

[Anonymous No.18022043]

>>18022026
The fed has pledged to pump to literally infinity

[Anonymous No.18022050]

>4% pump in minutes
everythings fine

[Anonymous No.18022051]

>going back to 20k
it's the key to all of this

[Anonymous No.18022052]

>>18022028
it's just liquidity bro

[Anonymous No.18022053]

FTSE ABOUT TO COOM

[Anonymous No.18022056]

dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.18022059]

FTSE down 0.01%

Bears BTFO!

[Anonymous No.18022060]

that fucking dildo

[Anonymous No.18022064]

REMINDER:
BRRRRRR is NO LONGER A MEME
it is the NEW M.O.

[Anonymous No.18022069]

>>18022026
MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18022071]

POMP EET JEROME
>POMP EET JEROME

[SOXL_shill No.18022073]

>>18021958
Many hundreds of shares not counting the SPXL, TECL, and FNGU. Not gonna lie, it's ugly but I'm still only about 30% of my overall stack in this market and I'm not anticipating a quick recovery so I'm buying slowly as we move down. I'm running on faith at this point and if I'm wrong then I'm wrong but I'm not selling. I'll ride it to zero first. Fortunately swing trading in my futures account is keeping me afloat and depression-free.

[Anonymous No.18022077]

>bobos

[Anonymous No.18022078]

Why the fuck would they attempt this while still an hour out?

[Anonymous No.18022080]

So this quick of a futures bump is guaranteed to be a bull trap, no one besides the FED sees this as a viablile solution

[Anonymous No.18022079]

>>18022043
are you fucking shitting me? they couldn't announce this after friday?

[Anonymous No.18022081]

>>18022053
Ftse is lteral bart

[Anonymous No.18022082]

[Anonymous No.18022087]

are you ready to hunker down?

[Anonymous No.18022092]

>"Finally! This is the bottom!" Said the bull for the fourth week in a row
>These increasingly drastic, unsustainable measures will solve all out problems

[Anonymous No.18022103]

>>18022078
BEARS GOT TO COCKY

[Anonymous No.18022107]

>he bought the shorting ETF? pomp eet

[Anonymous No.18022112]

>>18022080
They know it isn't, they just do it for cheap puts

[Anonymous No.18022114]

>>18022078
They want to kill bears. Its literally all it is. Its why they kept saying stuff on Sunday evenings too. To try to kill them before they can exit.

[Anonymous No.18022117]

>>18022092
This, I’m buying more puts

[Anonymous No.18022119]

INFINITE
AMOUNT
OF
CASH

[Anonymous No.18022125]

SO MANY OF YOU LAUGHED AT ME FOR REALIZING MY GAINS FRIDAY AND NOT HOLDING OVER THE WEEKEND HAHAHA FAGGOTS WHOS LAUGHING NOW GREEDY BOBOS BTFO HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18022124]

>>18022092
They never learn
They’re about to get their dicks bitten off

[Anonymous No.18022126]

https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20200323b.htm

[Anonymous No.18022127]

What do you guys think about buying USO calls this week?

[Anonymous No.18022128]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fed-announces-unlimited-qe-and-sets-up-several-new-lending-programs-2020-03-23

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18022130]

That's it I'm getting out of USD

[Anonymous No.18022134]

Aaaand futures are going down again

[Anonymous No.18022135]

>>18022082
Dead cat with pump up it's ass?

[Anonymous No.18022137]

>>18021827
They kept rates too low when the economy was doing good so even with QE for as long as possible its not gonna save it much so you'll see a bunch of dead cat bounces

[Anonymous No.18022145]

Sold all my SQQQ at $30 last week. Suspected bull trap. Now it's here.

Rebuy SQQQ around $20 or just jump in gold right now.

[Anonymous No.18022148]

To my elementary teacher who thought my proposition of printing unlimited money was dumb:
Who's the moron now?

[Anonymous No.18022149]

OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.18022150]

>>18022119
We made it

[Anonymous No.18022151]

>futures limit down
fed: oh no, I'm too weak, Congress plz help me
>infinite QE and BRR BRR BRR announced
>fed:

[Anonymous No.18022153]

[Anonymous No.18022154]

>>18022134
+3 % is down?

[Anonymous No.18022157]

>>18022080
There's no stopping this pain train.
Imagine if the market actually started going up because of this pumping?
That would basically mean that even when the actual economy is in a total lockdown and there's zero real business, the market can still keep on going up.
That would pretty much mean you could just come up with companies that don't even exist and value them at trillion each and it would be just as real as this market.
Why would anyone even work at that point? This is so insane it's beautiful.

[Anonymous No.18022158]

Someone should photoshop the Death Star with a Fed logo shooting dollar bills at the Earth

[Anonymous No.18022163]

>>18022126
>monetary20200323b.htm
is that how much money they printed over the weekend haha xd brrrrrr

[Anonymous No.18022168]

Infinite amount of cash =/= infinite amount of wealth

[Anonymous No.18022169]

Aaaand that's me, the fucker who shorted gold. 30 fucking dollars up in a matter of minutes. Hope to not get squeezed desu

[Anonymous No.18022173]

TITANIUM RESISTANCE @ 20$ A BARREL

[Anonymous No.18022174]

>>18021827
Yeah, but if the road never ends, who cares.

[Anonymous No.18022176]

Lol, unlimited QE and thats all it did?

[Anonymous No.18022177]

>>18022157
>That would pretty much mean you could just come up with companies that don't even exist and value them at trillion each and it would be just as real as this market.

lets do this frens

[Anonymous No.18022178]

I missed the bottom again.

[Anonymous No.18022186]

>>18022148
not you!
smart boy~

>>18022153
The Liquidity Tool is at 50% power right now

[Anonymous No.18022187]

>>18021829
USA

[Anonymous No.18022192]

>>18021859
Trump hinted that the quarantine will be over in a week.

[Anonymous No.18022194]

This is so exciting

[Anonymous No.18022195]

>>18022169
woah take it easy ya fucking degenerate, don't lose your shirt

[Anonymous No.18022198]

Anyone not shorting this dildo is a big dum dum

[Anonymous No.18022199]

>>18022187
give it ten years

[Anonymous No.18022201]

>>18022169
bro what were you thinking
exit that position

[Anonymous No.18022205]

>>18022176
>"We will ruin the USD to save the market."
>+3%

[Anonymous No.18022207]

Buying puts today. This is unhealthy

[Anonymous No.18022208]

>tesla donates face masks
>stock soars
Ok, piss off

[Anonymous No.18022209]

>>18022173

[Anonymous No.18022210]

>>18022157
The only issue here is scamming the actual productive people who create value to take your funny money, which so far has been working flawlessly.

[Anonymous No.18022211]

FTSE down 2% in a matter of minutes

[Anonymous No.18022214]

>>18022178
it will probably run for a few days but then that will be a top. I think the crabs have it correct with a bias to grind lower over the next few months.

[Anonymous No.18022217]

>>18022176
it's just the announcement of the buy program that pumped futures
they haven't started to buy anything yet

[Anonymous No.18022220]

Wow, we've almost gone up half as much as we dropped yesterday. Good Job Jerome

[Anonymous No.18022223]

10 year yield is still shitting the bed. Hold your puts, boyos.

[Anonymous No.18022228]

>>18022103
Kek

[based No.18022230]

anyone here trade commodity cfds like the ones listed in >>18022173?

is it hardmode or what?

[Anonymous No.18022234]

>I don't own stock, I own things
t. Trump

the day /smg/ died

[Anonymous No.18022236]

>>18022178
They've locked down (cough certainly not Martial Law-ed cough) half the country. I'm sure we didn't bottom out yet over SIX DEAD!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18022238]

>>18022039
Nothing else will happen. Do you really think that a sitting president will nominate a FED chairman who will crash the economy on purpose? There doesn't exist a man who is this based. You can hope for better times and then start unwinding but....you know.... I don't think so....

>>18022073
If we go into a bear market I really think that vol will get you. Soxl was very much decay free which was caused by the trending and low vol nature of the market but now... I dunno...
Don't blow your load too early. If we go down you will need it.. I wish you all the best you crazy mofo.

[Anonymous No.18022240]

>>18022208

Why don't they give their fucking employees face masks then?

[Anonymous No.18022241]

HAHA CANNOT EVEN BUMP THE SPY 2%

[Anonymous No.18022242]

>>18022223
Treasury bonds? What the fuck is even the point anymore

[Anonymous No.18022246]

Infinite pumping.
It will still keep crashing.
Stagflation is coming.

[Anonymous No.18022247]

Fuck the Chinese Corona Virus and fuck China.

[Anonymous No.18022248]

Anyone that’s a bull at this point...,,,,,,

[Anonymous No.18022254]

>in all the cyberpunk backstories the country gets fucked by unlimited printing and major businesses take over to save us
>we're unlimited printing to save the major businesses
...wait? Who takes over? Where is the economic power in an economic collapse? Military? Church? State? Armed hippies?

[Anonymous No.18022255]

> Already all crashing down
Good job mr fed man

[Anonymous No.18022256]

We're going full Zimbabwe aren't we?

[Anonymous No.18022258]

FTSE GOING DOWN

WHY

[Anonymous No.18022259]

>>18022241
HEY JEROME? What's your next brilliant move when THIS fails?

[Anonymous No.18022260]

>>18022236
Sorry, guys. That was half a month ago. We're up to twenty!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18022264]

so is this just reaction to the BRR or the idea that cheetoman will want lockdowns lifted in a week.

[Anonymous No.18022266]

Does Jerome just want people to suffer and starve?

[Anonymous No.18022274]

>>18022258
because it only went up based on the artificial pump provided by the crooked yanks?

[Anonymous No.18022275]

>>18022259
Fuck the fed, absolute fucking purposefully ruining our economy.

We are headed to hyper inflation.

[Anonymous No.18022276]

The economy is saved. Stop with the scaremongering.

[Anonymous No.18022279]

GERMANY UP
NETHERLANDS UP

[Anonymous No.18022282]

this market is so fucked up lol

[Anonymous No.18022284]

>>18022260
thats just as old, post a current one

[Anonymous No.18022287]

I WENT ALL IN S&P SHORTING ETF
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

[based No.18022290]

any of you nonces gonna buy a shit load of greggs shares when it bottoms out?

[Anonymous No.18022291]

>>18022103
Based Fed

[Anonymous No.18022293]

Indian call center at work going offline today as well as yesterday. This will affect a lot of businesses across the world this week as pajeets don’t work from home.

[Anonymous No.18022294]

>tfw random anons on /biz/ know what they are doing more than the chair of the US federal reserve

[Anonymous No.18022302]

>>18022287
Wait like 2 hours you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.18022303]

>>18022264
>cheetoman will want lockdowns lifted in a week.

Don't tell me the idiot actually said this.
If so he has lost whatever connection he had with reality.

But yeah this is a reaction to the mountains of BRRR they keep on announcing.
Give it a month and they'll announce double digit trillions in print.

[Anonymous No.18022304]

>>18022287
just buy more, this market is so volatile that it swings between pump and dump every day

[Anonymous No.18022307]

The fed is going to have to get incredibly inventive with new strategies when everything craters anyway on Thursday

[Anonymous No.18022311]

IMPEACH JEROME POWELL

[Anonymous No.18022314]

>>18022201
I'm retarded, nothing else to say

[Anonymous No.18022315]

> https://www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/03/23/fed-announces-a-slew-of-new-programs-to-help-markets-including-open-ended-asset-purchases.html

> BLOCKS BEARS' PATH

[Anonymous No.18022316]

This is such a gut punch. I feel worse for missing the bottom than when my portfolio crashed 30%.

[Anonymous No.18022322]

>>18022293
Can they work from the designated shitting streets?

[Anonymous No.18022323]

>>18022302
this

[Anonymous No.18022330]

>>18022307

[Anonymous No.18022332]

>>18022290
for me, it's greggs and boohoo

[Anonymous No.18022335]

HEY DID WE EVER HEAR BACK FROM THE GUY WHO DID $30k IN SPY PUTS ON 10x ETF YET?

[Anonymous No.18022338]

>>18022284
Here's a pic from my street. A zombie just flew over my house.

[Anonymous No.18022339]

Some explain this, whats the best way to buy an etf inverse before opening?

[Anonymous No.18022340]

wtf

[Anonymous No.18022345]

Thread theme???????????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2frJ3e0hxPE

[Anonymous No.18022347]

Just remember lads, Trump takes NO responsibility for any of this.

[Anonymous No.18022348]

>>18022315
>Jerome prints so much he buys the entire market
USSA soon.

[Anonymous No.18022349]

>>18022169
I thought about your post as soon as I saw futures bounce.
That's rough man.

[Anonymous No.18022353]

>>18022340
bullish

[Anonymous No.18022355]

>>18022210
But you got to pay for kike programs and minorities.

[Anonymous No.18022357]

>>18022303
so yesterday during the briefing pence came out and said something about day 7 of 15 day days. which means trump's tweet about 15 days i actually just a week away.
he's been going full retard on his retweets this morning with the 'flatten the curve, not the economy' talking point. i think he's retweeted tom fitton twice.

[Anonymous No.18022358]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1KudI7Qpgs

[Anonymous No.18022362]

>>18022254
Learn Mandarin, boyo.

[Anonymous No.18022367]

What happened: foreign money went and bought up the USD and now they are using their USD's to buy up American equities.

[Anonymous No.18022369]

>>18022316
Are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.18022370]

>China back to work
>Down three Percent

Hmmm

[Anonymous No.18022372]

>>18022316

Good news, it’s not the bottom, not even close

[Anonymous No.18022375]

>>18022294
Go away sensoid

[Anonymous No.18022376]

BEARS GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO STOP THE INFINITE INFLATION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18022378]

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT BEARBROS

HOW DO WE STOP HIM

[Anonymous No.18022379]

>>18022370
>>China back to work
>believing ANYTHING that comes out of that country

[Anonymous No.18022380]

We need to resurrect Andrew Jackson to sort these Fed bastards out

[Anonymous No.18022381]

>>18022370
no ones back to work, look at garmin data, streets are empty

[Anonymous No.18022384]

STOCKS ONLY GO UP
EVEN IF NO ONE IS WORKING
STOCKS ONLY GO UP
EVEN IF NO ONE IS WORKING
STOCKS ONLY GO UP
PEOPLE DYING IN THE STREETS
STOCKS ONLY GO UP

[Anonymous No.18022388]

>>18022284
Sorry I zoomed in to street view, here you go.

[Anonymous No.18022390]

>>18022370
>trusting chinks

[Anonymous No.18022395]

>https://www.bloomberg.com//news/articles/2020-03-23/big-macs-are-systemically-important-in-russia-as-virus-spreads?srnd=markets-vp

my fucking sides, dude. we really are living in a clown world now, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.18022400]

Guess my SPY hedge wasn't such a bad idea after all

[Anonymous No.18022406]

>>18022307
Print double-money! Two bills stitched together, but it's worth the value of the bills multiplied together.
Exponential printing. The problem isn't that they can't print infinite money, but that it takes too long to print infinite money.
Cash is now worth whatever value is written on it, including modifications made with sharpies. Fit as many zeros as you can on those suckers. The Fed will make up the difference electronically, they've got machines adding zeros to every number that comes through the door.
Oh shit, they just added fifteen zeros to the national debt. Someone find the GDP print, quick!

[Anonymous No.18022408]

>>18022379
You know what? I back to work in February

[Anonymous No.18022411]

this is the problem with bears. you'll be bearish for too long and you WILL miss the bottom. it's in your retarded doomer nature
>>18022369
>>18022372

[Anonymous No.18022422]

>>18022384
This is just like during the 2007 crisis.
When rating agencies refused to downgrade MBOs although the underlying assets were defaulting at an increased rate.
It doesn't make any sense but the crash that comes will be unprecedented

[Anonymous No.18022425]

>>18021852
Give me a QRD please

[Credit Spread Officer No.18022432]

So, what really happened? Did someone cut their rates? I didn't get any news pop up :(

[Anonymous No.18022434]

>>18022248
We got the last of em. Its time.

[Anonymous No.18022438]

>>18022432
Merkel has Corona

[Anonymous No.18022440]

If any of you actually had more than a couple brain cells you would've known that most of the pumping the fed was supposed to do hasn't even happened yet. It's not instantaneous, retards. That's why you're all losing your asses and I feel nothing for any of you apocalyptic doomsayers who have been spreading fear for profit.

[Anonymous No.18022444]

USD is kill

[Anonymous No.18022447]

>>18022411
>Futures +1% after -5%
>Europe back in red after unlimited money
>Corona second wave hitting asia
>NYC Shutdown
>No cure
>No good news
cope

[Anonymous No.18022449]

Bulls are about to get absolutely roasted today holy fuck

[Anonymous No.18022452]

>>18022444
C-checked

[Anonymous No.18022455]

>>18021852
The thing about the millionaire club is they don't want new members. They do everything in their power to obstruct peasants from becoming one of them.

[Anonymous No.18022456]

>rapidly inrease money supply
>price of dollar goes up

Can somebody explain to me how many levels of jewry we are currently on?

[Anonymous No.18022459]

>>18022339
your broker doesn't have an after hours trading window?

[Anonymous No.18022461]

>>18022432
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/dow-futures-surge-into-positive-territory-after-fed-unleashes-unlimited-stimulus-plan-to-combat-coronavirus-problem-2020-03-23?mod=mw_latestnews&mod=home-page

[Anonymous No.18022463]

>>18022440
this is the END OF TIMES

Unlimited QE is the end of this country

[Anonymous No.18022464]

I BOUGHT PUTS ON SQQQ FRIDAY

[Anonymous No.18022465]

>>18021817
Lol it's red again.

[Anonymous No.18022466]

>>18022425
>>18022432
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/fed-calls-third-emergency-meeting-announces-unprecedented-moves-to-calm-corporate-debt-120121252.html

[Anonymous No.18022467]

>>18022425
Anon went in on 30k worth of puts with 20x lev
Jerome Powell is currently bending him over

[Anonymous No.18022469]

>>18022340
That's what you get for not buying and betting against the economy.

[Anonymous No.18022470]

>>18022357
here's the bit about 7 days of 15 days.

https://youtu.be/sl1S8ydfaPE?t=2627

[Anonymous No.18022471]

>>18021852
SHORTS BTFO. THE FED DABRRRRRRRRRRRING ON THEM HOES

[Anonymous No.18022472]

Anyone buying USO calls this week?

[Anonymous No.18022477]

>>18022440
>THIS time the Fed's desperate damage control will save my inflated 401k!
You're still fucked like the rest of us, boomie

[Anonymous No.18022479]

>>18022411
You're correct a lot of us will miss the bottom
This is however not the bottom by far. Furthermore the gains I can make by placing puts and going short doen't compare to the staircase gains of the market healing when it eventually will, however long that may be.

[Anonymous No.18022484]

Keep an eye on the dollar.

[Anonymous No.18022487]

How much more ammo does the Fed have left?

So now the fund rate is 0, but theoretically could it go lower (negative)?

[Anonymous No.18022491]

>>18022465
fucking hope so, i need some double digit reds

[Anonymous No.18022492]

Should I close my short on eurusd?

[Anonymous No.18022494]

>>18022408
Blowtorching aborted fetus for dick pills is not work.

[Anonymous No.18022498]

>>18022330
wtf is the fed gonna do, literally buy the whole stock market? i don't get it.

i swear to fucking god if we get through this we better fucking put a ton of money into medical research so this never happens again. we fucking better. surely the powers that be have a vested interest in keeping the machines running, no? i know they're all corrupt but surely even they realize if the world economy is fucked, they get fucked too, right? can't have slaves if all of the slaves are dead or in their homes avoiding each other because of corona.

[Anonymous No.18022499]

>>18022467
He was short DAX so maybe he already cashed out this morning. German markets have been open for almost 5 hours.

[Anonymous No.18022502]

>>18022079
They could but they didn't want to start the week with the DOW -10% again

[Anonymous No.18022501]

>>18022411
>Tfw dca bear
I always make money

[Anonymous No.18022504]

Bull where did it all go wrong I thought brrrrr was gonna save us

[Anonymous No.18022505]

>>18022487
UNLIMITED MONEY

[Anonymous No.18022514]

Oh cool a 1,200 point future pump that's totally organic and not at all some bullshit jewish trick.

Thanks, God! You piece of shit!

[Anonymous No.18022515]

40 minutes

[Anonymous No.18022520]

>>18022307
Why Thursday?

[Anonymous No.18022521]

>>18022082
ahh yes the instantly recognizable 'Powell pattern'

[Anonymous No.18022522]

>>18022260
>what is exponential growth
retard

[Anonymous No.18022525]

>>18022498
>implying this wasn't planned from the start
jesus biz is dumb

[Felix No.18022526]

The official /biz/ discord, join and shitpost in live time

dickscord / 7CuDAg

[Anonymous No.18022524]

>>18022498
>still thinking this is about corona-chan

[Anonymous No.18022530]

>>18021827
no, they are essentially buying corporate debt

[Anonymous No.18022531]

ARREST JEROME POWELL

[Anonymous No.18022538]

HODL YOUR PUTS BEARS
We will get through this and in the end crash this market with no survivers.

[Anonymous No.18022540]

>>18022520
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-22/fed-s-bullard-says-u-s-jobless-rate-may-soar-to-30-in-2q

jerbs report

[Anonymous No.18022544]

>>18021812
Kek thanks for that anon.

[Anonymous No.18022547]

Umm guys you realize even if you make alot of money on the stock market at this point that money won't be worth shit?

I don't think you guys understooe what just happened, either we go full communism or enter a great depression. We are staring into the abyss

[Anonymous No.18022548]

>>18022525
>>18022524
explain it to me like i'm 5.

[Anonymous No.18022549]

>>18022522
>Implying exponential growth grows exponentially for eternity.

[Anonymous No.18022550]

Crashing this economy and this board

[Anonymous No.18022552]

Is anyone else worried for the U.S. economy after this shit show is over? I was hoping that the Fed would run out of ammo and be forced to stop their shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.18022556]

Why doesn't the Fed just pay the virus to go away

[Anonymous No.18022565]

>>18022548
a bad man with a beard who looks like he is washing his hands wants to take your candy away

[Anonymous No.18022566]

>>18022549
>implying it stops at whatever arbitrary point that some retard needs it to stop at to fit his normalcy bias

[Anonymous No.18022568]

>>18022335
Wait, there's a 10x ETF? Where?

[Anonymous No.18022573]

>>18021782
People saying shit like "NOOOOOO THE USA WILL HYPERINFLATE" doesn't understand how shit work after 1971
Every coin in the world is based upon the dollar, from 29-71, every currency outside of the US stopped using the gold-standard because the idea that money is valuable by itself is retarded, people needed to control the money so controlling inflation, unemployment, growth, production, and everything from macroeconomics to microeconomics
After 1971 based-boy Nixon ended the gold standard, but this didn't change jackshit on how money worked, people just used the dollar as the new standard
This currency is TOO important to hyperinflate, it really is, also since Trump is not going full-blown on the keynesian multiplier, inflation won't be affected that much
So yeah, I hope this pump will be somewhat useful

[Anonymous No.18022574]

>>18022556
Got a big chuckle out of me anon, thanks for that

[Anonymous No.18022578]

Honest question.
How do they plan to undo this shit when the shutdown is over?

[Anonymous No.18022579]

>>18022556
don't call it "the virus" call it China-virus or Boomer-Remover. thank you

[Credit Spread Officer No.18022580]

>>18022461
thx :)

[Anonymous No.18022581]

>>18022547
more like we go full communism for like 1-2 years then we go back to business as usual capitalism. i'd like to think "then we go back to a better form of capitalism from the lessons learned from the pandemic" but im not gonna get my hopes up.

[Anonymous No.18022582]

>>18022548
The economy has never been more over-leveraged in our history and twelve years of record stock-growth via a government-pumped bubble means that even the slightest disruptions can be fatal

[Anonymous No.18022584]

>>18022548

[Anonymous No.18022585]

>>18022487
The fed has unlimited ammo left. It can theoretically keep throwing money at Corona-Chan. The real problem becomes when the money stops creating any poomps at all, who knows when we'll hit that point but I imagine it isn't far off. Also, Jerome could and probably will use the forbidden technique of negative rates but that would mean after wahtever the recovery looks like bad fucking times with tiny to no growth for the foreseeable future.

[Anonymous No.18022586]

THE ONLY STOCK I BOUGHT CALLS FOR IS DOWNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18022587]

>>18022578
they dont.

[Anonymous No.18022589]

>>18022444

[Anonymous No.18022592]

>>18022552
Dude this is the shitshow now. Corona officially just took the back seat. This is drastic measures and a massive over-reaction; this kinda fiscal policy is insane.

[Anonymous No.18022596]

>>18022498
That was why 20 years ago people called 21st century to be the century of biology but not it aren't happening. Even if all of the world's resources are poured into medical research, as long as Chinese government, western governments, governments of developing countries and UN continues to do things the way it is, even if we put all of the human society works into medical research, it's still rather likely for us to get another new global pandemic in the upcoming decade or two.

[Anonymous No.18022597]

>>18022547
Funny, that was what was going to happen if the market went to 0.

[Anonymous No.18022599]

BULLBROS THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD
POWELL FUCKING POOMP HARDER GOD DAMMIT

[Anonymous No.18022598]

>>18022594
>>18022594
>>18022594

>>18022594
>>18022594
>>18022594

>>18022594
>>18022594
GO
>>18022594
>>18022594

>>18022594
>>18022594

[Credit Spread Officer No.18022600]

>>18022465
>2% up
>"red"

>>18022484
dis badboy going to 150 yall

[Anonymous No.18022604]

>>18022556
They have to pay the stock market kikes their reparations first.
>>18022566
It's the flu. Flu season will magically be over when the Federal 'Emergency' free money handouts are over in 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.18022605]

Honestly, how long does Jerome think he can realistically keep this up for?

[Anonymous No.18022608]

>>18022540
Already priced in senpai

[Anonymous No.18022611]

>>18022552
>Is anyone else worried for the U.S. economy after this shit show is over?
Just the housing market. Trump is going to let all the boomers die to get this over with ASAP. Housing prices are gonna tank.

[Anonymous No.18022612]

>>18022573
>This currency is TOO important to hyperinflate,
then why the fuck don't they just PRINT trillions to get rid of student loan debt, make healthcare free, etc?

[Anonymous No.18022614]

>>18022547
IF that happens, buy assets before the dollar becomes worthless. Never going to make it if you couldn't figure that out.

[Anonymous No.18022617]

>>18022582
But do you know the solution? Blow the bubble even bigger :)

[Anonymous No.18022618]

>>18022585
>it isn't far off

How long, are we talking months or years?

[Credit Spread Officer No.18022619]

>>18022548
this is a war of attrition

[Anonymous No.18022621]

>>18022456
More than ever before seen

[Anonymous No.18022622]

>>18022581
People in the United States will not submit to communism willingly i can guarantee you that, especially rich millionaires and billionaires with connections to the CIA and MIC.

[Anonymous No.18022623]

>>18022552
everybody anon, these shenanigans on the long term will destroy the future, and in the short term, bailouts and hyperinflation and there is the risk that even with those tricks we still enter a global recession and a depression/crash due to the amount of damage done and that will be done in the next 6-8 months due to corona-chan, so this is literally just the beginning

[Anonymous No.18022625]

>>18022604

[Anonymous No.18022628]

Do I cancel my SQQQ buy order biz?

[Anonymous No.18022630]

>>18022604
>It's the flu.
t. doesn't even know what a virus is

Its not endemic, its pandemic. Temperatures don't affect it

[Anonymous No.18022632]

>>18022605
infinite toolbox
infinite liquidity
they've been saying this since before the virus
they have the tools, they make the rules

[Anonymous No.18022633]

>>18022444

[Anonymous No.18022645]

>>18022612
Because doubling the money supply just to pay off the worthless debt of retarded skilless zoomers is a total waste

[Anonymous No.18022658]

>>18022530
>you have to close your business
but now i can't make money and i have all this debt
>heh what a shame well hey pal we'll just lend you the money to pay off that debt! with interest, of course
well i guess i have no choice but this will only serve to hurt my business further after this is over
>THE ECONOMY IS SAVED EVERYONE!

[Anonymous No.18022662]

>>18022618
I'd say weeks on the money not having any more effect. Months to years on recovery.

[Anonymous No.18022674]

are bears kill?

[Anonymous No.18022675]

>>18022487
God that picture..

[Anonymous No.18022682]

>>18022630
>Its not endemic, its pandemic. Temperatures don't affect it
Pandemics can be impacted by temperatures. This one isn't going to be from what we know, but it can happen. Spanish Flu was seasonal.

[Anonymous No.18022688]

>>18022628
Yeah, we pumping to 20000S&P.

[Anonymous No.18022713]

Is all trump success during his presidency just a big fed pump?

[Anonymous No.18022718]

Why do I have a fucking feeling that once the markets open, that shit is going to be down?

[Anonymous No.18022721]

>>18022630
Calling something a pandemic doesn't give it superpowers.

[Anonymous No.18022723]

>>18022713
Of course

[Anonymous No.18022739]

okay, better question:

what happens after we finally get a vaccine in a year or so?

[Anonymous No.18022752]

Bobos my savings went into puts that expire this Friday. Am I going to make it? I bought them Wednesday too, so the market has to go down significantly to be in the money. I can't handle the unemployment numbers being released Thursday. Only one fucking day for the market to implode over them. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18022887]

>>18022612
>he thinks (((they))) want to help the average citizen instead of only lining their own pockets
You're richer, the poorer the people around you are.

[Anonymous No.18022898]

>>18022157
Yeah, lots of people are not affected by the virus in their daily lives and also think stocks only go up. To them this is just a dip and they fomo in at every pump. And who can blame them? If you don't need the money and can wait for 10 years and are fairly certain US stocks won't go bust in our lifetimes? Landlording is much more work, and what else is there to put the cash into with some hope that it'll multiply?

[Anonymous No.18022979]

>>18022612
Economic multiplier basically
Giving 500 dollars to a rich person has a different effect than giving 500 dollars to a poor person
Yeah economy is a bitch

[Anonymous No.18023007]

>>18022568
EU, baby
Land of the free... Wait, that's wrong but we even have 20x or did a month ago

[Anonymous No.18023039]

>>18022612

If you weren’t a debt slave, why would you keep working?

[Anonymous No.18023109]

>>18022612
because you can't just print infinite money forever. you can print infinite money for a limited time though, and that's what they're doing now because of the coronavirus. when the coronavirus is over, they'll stop and begin recovery.

[Anonymous No.18023142]

Iseq slowly creeping up

[Anonymous No.18023175]

>>18022612
Boomers have investments, some part subject to the stock market. They wouldn't have it if you didn't brrrrrr for their gains

[Anonymous No.18023194]

>>18021901
Wtf is this chart list a source next time rere

[Anonymous No.18023245]

>mu pumping
It's ogre.

[Anonymous No.18023494]

>futures in green
>300 point drop at open
OH NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18023651]

Thanks for the pump to short fedniggers
Ahahaha

[Anonymous No.18023693]

circuit breaker, here we go

[Anonymous No.18023811]

>>18022335
Search for CFDs. There are even 1:200 for professional traders

[Anonymous No.18024310]

APRN is about to spike hard. You've been warned.