/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18016157]

People really underestimate how strong entrenchment can be. properly built defenses and well thought out perimeters can be almost impervious to even medium sized raids. Defenders have much easier task than raiders.

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

Whanabe Raiders:
>>18014788

[Anonymous No.18016179]

I genuinely want bulltards to kill themselves tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18016220]

>>18016157
I have calls but I also bought puts. My puts are most likely going to equal or even surpass the value of my calls. This game is fun

[Anonymous No.18016256]

STOP GOING UP

[Anonymous No.18016258]

>>18016179
why? kill the cow straight up when you can milk it? you fucking dummy

[Anonymous No.18016261]

>>18016148
kek
me got bored and messed with chart tonight O_O

look at all pretty color

[Anonymous No.18016274]

i have a mix of puts and calls how far down do you think it will drop tomorrow? im hedging on a drop on open until about midday, then a quick snap up until close, then stimulus package passed on tuesday which will give market a nother quick boost up, then full crash on wednesday

[Anonymous No.18016275]

I have call orders in my investopedia training account for 220 spy puts tomorrow. Am I going to make it?

[Anonymous No.18016279]

>>18016220
>he protecc but he also attacc

[Anonymous No.18016282]

>>18016179
no one cares about your 4 figure account opinion tho

[Anonymous No.18016291]

Thread additional notes:
Trading clock: See which markets are open:
https://market24hclock.com/
Documentary on the trading floor of the CME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--H8SY334Zw
And here is your look at the futures:
We've had 3 limit downs and the volume is heavy but keepign it in mixed. with the markets struggling to keep above -5%

[Anonymous No.18016293]

>>18016275

>Once in a 50 year market crash event
>is wasting his time on a training app

Number 1 you should have understood stocks years ago.

[Anonymous No.18016298]

Loaded up on SDOW. She you on the moon, smallbrains.

[Anonymous No.18016301]

SPX 2100 then 2500 then 1800

[Anonymous No.18016304]

>>18016275

[Anonymous No.18016313]

>>18016261
is any of this worth a goddamn?

>>18016293
best time is years ago
second best time is now!

>>18016198
>it just occurred to me
>has been posting this for weeks
go back to reddirt and discord you colossal faggot

>>18016222
checked
ah shit
I have to get to bed so i can watch squawk. I can't afford to miss all the good shit again.

>>18016247
more booty plx

>>18016234
birbs are very important!!

[Anonymous No.18016316]

Hmm, 2 days ago we had 63 cases of the virus and just 2 dead. Today there's 103 and 4 dead. So that's 40 more and double the dead in 2 days. Wednesday we'll see 143 cases and 8 dead,etc. Can only imagine the rest of the world's numbers 3 days from now.

[Anonymous No.18016317]

>>18016157
Just throw a flaming shitrag through a window or onto the roof. Unless you live in a stone castle or CMU bunker, you’re fucked.

[Anonymous No.18016318]

>>18016157
source on image?

[Anonymous No.18016324]

red day tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18016325]

>>18016293
I understand stocks well enough to not gamble my stack away on puts when I can generate the money safer by buying back when it hits the bottom. But go ahead and lecture me about economy and risk assessment. While you make your business decisions based on what you read on biz or flip a coin.

[Anonymous No.18016338]

What should I get to drink lads

[Anonymous No.18016340]

>>18016325
Stay poor, fag. This is Bitcoin in 2017.

[Anonymous No.18016345]

>>18016338
Champagne

[Anonymous No.18016347]

rEd DaY tOmOrRoW ???

[Anonymous No.18016356]

>>18016261
it looks nice
but uhhh

[Anonymous No.18016358]

What's going on with the Nikkei? Why are they the only green?

[Anonymous No.18016359]

>>18016318
How fucking hard is a reverse image search?

https://imgur.com/u4f6LIq

[Anonymous No.18016363]

*earns 30% tomorrow from buying a simple etf*
Nothing personal, optioncucks.

[Anonymous No.18016365]

>>18016345
Saving that for the dow 1500 party

[Anonymous No.18016368]

>>18016222
Link? i wanna see

[Anonymous No.18016374]

>>18016358
Only Japan and SK have a flattening infection curve

[Anonymous No.18016378]

>>18016340
The fact that you use bitcoin as an example only makes my belief you're using your gainz earned by pajeeting some shitcoins on here, to attempt a move towards the higher stratas of society. Let me just help you not waste your time, and inform you, you have no business trying to rise from the gutter.

[Anonymous No.18016381]

>>18016358
Japan was spared the worst of the impacts of the coronavirus by going strict isolation. Further the internal economy is enough that disruptions in trade does not result in it taking much of a hit. As it currently stands, the Nikkei is at correction territory and holding more or less flat.

[Anonymous No.18016382]

Why are futures recovering?

[Anonymous No.18016388]

>>18016347

Level 2 circuit breaker is very likely. The day we had a 13% drop things were more optimistic than they are today

[Anonymous No.18016389]

what are the chances of oil dropping even further?

[Anonymous No.18016390]

>>18016378
Lol that pic. Isnt that the pic for sleep paralysis?

[Anonymous No.18016391]

>>18016157

My flaming car with a 5-gallon jug of diesel and a brick on the accelerator says you'll give me your preps or burn alive defending them. Makes no difference to me what you choose, because if you say no then it's not like I'm getting them anyway so might as well burn your house down out of spite.

[Anonymous No.18016403]

>>18016378
this post is truth
learn your place, kids

[Anonymous No.18016405]

>>18016256
Puts are too expensive. Drop was too fast. This sort of buy pressure will continue for some time, snibbing up your trades, causing unpredictability. If you're a shorty short the general maneuver here is to cover and wait. Observe the bounce, short it if/when it runs out of juice.

[Anonymous No.18016416]

>>18016391

Preppers always have the upper hand. If you do raid them, then they could equally raid them back.

By nature, peppers are far better armed than raiders

[Anonymous No.18016429]

even thots are playing vidya
buy ESPO

[Anonymous No.18016431]

>>18016378
savage

[Anonymous No.18016437]

>>18016431
Really want an updated version of this

[Anonymous No.18016439]

>>18016256
It's barely moving in context.
The limit down breaker already happened 3 times tonight and the S&P futures are BARELY keeping above the limit down even now.

[Anonymous No.18016462]

We will see the military/police on the streets of NYC shoot people who leave their house within 3-5 days.

There is no reason for optimism in the markets

[Anonymous No.18016472]

>>18016416

Nah. By nature preppers are static targets. Gotta take your trash out, or shit in the outhouse, or get water from down at the creek. I'll be laying on the ground under a bush just waiting to pick you off in the morning when you step out to take a breath of fresh air. When will I swing by with a molotov cocktail? Tomorrow? Next week? In the afternoon or at night?

You'll never know.

[Anonymous No.18016482]

>>18016389
very, very high. nobody has even started pumping at the increased rates yet.

[Anonymous No.18016488]

>>18016472

You'd have a lot easier time raiding a non prepper

[Anonymous No.18016505]

>>18016382
Think of a group of folk what trade with a eye towards trimming their losses in a downturn. The ones who make up the majority of the selling during a crash. At some point almost all of these people have sold. When that happens you get a brief scenario where price isn't moving down because no one is selling, but news isn't good enough to draw buyers back in. On a single stock this usually results in the low flat line after the fall. On the index and index futures it sometimes produces a doji candle on the daily chart. If sellers are truly tapped out and the short percentage is massive, buyers can flood in for the squeezy squeeze maneuver. This is your dead cat bounce or legit reversal but you won't know which until later on. If news still bad enough to prevent buyers from continuing to buy at higher prices it'll produce a lower high followed by a second wave of aggressive sell offs and potential fresh low for the crash.

[Anonymous No.18016510]

>>18016439
what plataform is that?

[Anonymous No.18016519]

>>18016462
market would probably like that desu, means the government is in control

what would really hurt the markets is mass looting and anarchy

[Anonymous No.18016527]

>>18016488

Well sure, but they probably have little to steal. By the time people start raiding most pantries for non-preppers will be empty. I suppose you could cook their flesh, eat their young or their pets. Maybe get some raping in, but that'll get old.

[Anonymous No.18016533]

>>18016505
Makes sense. Im expecting a relief rally, a bull trap and bear cuck rally soon. Gotta draw in all that "waiting for bottom" cash buyers before executing them before the bears might.

[Anonymous No.18016548]

>>18016510
It's thinkorswim by td ameritrade. I also use oanda and a number of other platforms.
It'd be nice to gain access to a bloomberg terminal though.

[Anonymous No.18016549]

Tomorrow's market prediction

Gui Mei – Marrying Maiden

Zhen (Thunder) above Dui (Lake) below

Through advancing and developing, surely one needs to a home to return to. Thus, after Developing Gradually, Marry Maiden follows.

Decision:
Marry Maiden.
Moving forward: misfortune.
Nothing is favorable

Commentary on the Decision:
Marry Maiden
Exposes the relation between Heaven and Earth.

If Heaven and Earth do not unite,
all beings fail to flourish.
Marrying Maiden
Represents the end and beginning of human relations.

Joy with movement,
Marrying off a young maiden.
Moving forward: misfortune;
Places are not correct.
Nothing is favorable:
Yieldings are mounted on the firms.

Moving line is Second Nine
Blind in one eye,
Still able to see.
Favorable to be steadfast and upright.
A solitary person.

Commentary:
The second line is still in a lower place. The bottom line is a lame person who is still able to walk. This one is blind in one eye but still able to see. They are in a similar situation. But this line is a yang element in the center symbolizing a firm and strong character. Although he is in a gloomy situation, he remains steadfast. It is advisable to keep one's self-confidence and to look forward positively.

[Anonymous No.18016553]

>>18016325
>buying back when it hits the bottom
>I can time the bottom guys!

[Anonymous No.18016554]

>>18016505
Wisdom here.

Selling can and will be exhausted soon. We will then see true volatility in that one day the djia is down 5% one day, then up 8% the next day. It won't seem logical because the market is now full of sharks trading just on movement alone.

[Anonymous No.18016587]

>>18016157
>throws a bottle filled with petrol and a flaming rag onto your roof
nothing personnel, mate

[Anonymous No.18016591]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm rewatching now, I need to have my bank increase my ATM limit so I can go take out more cash.

>>18016368
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/18/bill-ackman-pleads-to-trump-to-increase-closures-to-save-the-economy-shut-it-down-now.html

[Anonymous No.18016611]

>>18016553
It's somewhere between faggots like you crying it will never stop dropping, and faggots like saying that the world is about to end.

[Anonymous No.18016646]

>>18016591
OOOOOO BOY
I watched only the short version last week. Didn't get to the Shitshow part.

Was that on the air? Did they have the 7 second delay to bleep it? They missed it when cramer said batshit...

[Anonymous No.18016659]

>>18016429
fuccin TSM looked so worthless today lmao

[Anonymous No.18016662]

>>18016462
I rather they shoot cumo

[Anonymous No.18016663]

Tomorrow will definitely be red.
I don't see how anyone could argue other wise.
>>18016505
I disagree.

[Anonymous No.18016669]

what are some /smg/ approved videogames

[Anonymous No.18016684]

So lads, what we expecting today? Bloody Monday 2.0, crab market or a big poomp? Is FTSE/DAX openings a good indicator of how the American market will peform?

[Anonymous No.18016690]

>>18016324
Tomorrow will unironically drive men to suicide. You can be happy, just don’t dance.

Those of you with a brain, make sure you take your gains after we approach third breaker and place them in a number of foreign currencies, including rubles, yuan and new shekels. On the day of the rope, don’t say you weren’t warned. This is not a drill post.

[Anonymous No.18016694]

>>18016591
> Mfw got to watch it live in it's entirety
I have watched a lot of news events lives, from bubble boy, the Ferguson riots, plenty more, but nothing will ever top seeing Scott cry as Bill Ackman describes the apocalyptic hellscape to come.

[Anonymous No.18016692]

>>18016669
citybuilders and management games
EU IV
Ace Combat games

[Anonymous No.18016697]

>>18016663
I think it's unironically going to hit 2000 before it starts going up, unless they pass the bill tomorrow making it go up a little bit before shitting the bed once more.

[Anonymous No.18016709]

>>18016684
Currently futures are 4% down and they've already hit limit down twice on the S&P and 4 times on the DOW.
Tomorrow will be redder than the devils dick.

[Anonymous No.18016710]

>>18016669
Evil banker
You play as a *((((banker))))) loaning money to countries, but also funding wars between said countries

[Anonymous No.18016714]

>>18016690
why? what do you know anon do tell?

[Anonymous No.18016722]

>>18016669

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18016728]

>>18016669
OSU

[Anonymous No.18016729]

Kek boomers BTFO

[Anonymous No.18016730]

>>18016710
*Evil Bank Manager, in the NA Steam store
I played that once but it's not interesting enough for multiple playthroughs.
Mechanically it is extremely simple and straightforward, they don't do anything financially interesting either

[Anonymous No.18016735]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP TONIGHT?

[Anonymous No.18016750]

>>18016729
the "cure" is already far worse than the problem
end the quarantine now, let it spread

[Anonymous No.18016751]

>>18016684
red but less so than you might think

[Anonymous No.18016760]

>>18016684
quite a bit of red, but still well short of a happening. bagholders lament while putters rejoice. plenty of spectators on the sidelines sitting in cash.

[Anonymous No.18016762]

Ok here's a midnightish look at the futures. As you can see, still hanging out in the -4% territory and generally flirting with limit down multiple times tonight. Expect shit to stay real as the HSI is getting its ass kicked and the Australian markets are a blood red sea of horror.
Meanwhile the dollar is losing a very small amount against the JPY and CAD but is otherwise more or less flat during nightly forex trading.

Prepare for a day that's redder than the devils dick.

[Anonymous No.18016765]

>>18016722
This game is really fun. Do recommend.

[Anonymous No.18016771]

>>18016750
you really have no brain buddy, they aren't going to stop the quarantine once they imposed it because if the hospitals get overwhelmed and thousands die, everyone is going to ask why they stopped the quarantine. you are going to sit on your ass at home.

[Anonymous No.18016775]

>>18016735
>tfw mom now coming down with flu symptoms
oh fugg

[Anonymous No.18016782]

>>18016729
The fuck is he talking about?
Did someone tell him how intense the side affects of that malaria drug are?

[Anonymous No.18016786]

>>18016274
Pelosi just spiked the stimulus bill so I'd guess another 5%.

[Anonymous No.18016801]

>>18016771
close the hospitals and let the weak die

>you are going to sit on your ass at home.
nah I still have to go to work like every day
I have vacation next week though :3

[Anonymous No.18016803]

>>18016750
The problem is politicians and boomers, coronachan is the cure

[Anonymous No.18016807]

>>18016669

Surprised no one said EVE online yet. You can literally specialize in advance market jewing.

[Anonymous No.18016813]

>>18016775
I am doing grocery run for my parents in about 2-3 hours. They are boomers, and are laughing at me for making them take all the necessary precautions. Boomers really have a hard time grasping the reality of this. We either all follow the protocol, and try not to expose ourselves, hope of for the best. Or we can collectively go fuck ourselves and cry when some of us die. How fucking hard is it to understand, that you will not be able to use your liberties as a citizen once you're dead. And as the quote goes "the right of a man to wave his arms, ends when another man's nose begins."

[Anonymous No.18016815]

>>18016714
The virus narrative is going to shift, it will be much more honest, and everyone will be worse off for it.

[Anonymous No.18016834]

>>18016815
nigger stop talking in Q code, I'm not a soccer mom

[Anonymous No.18016839]

>>18016762
So the plan is buy SQQQ and buy SPY puts that expire 3/30

[Anonymous No.18016842]

>>18016782
how about how many people are going to lose everything because of this gay quarantine shit? rise in alcoholism and other substance abuse, obesity, domestic violence, etc etc just from sitting on your ass, never mind people getting behind on rent, debt, small businesses closing. what's the calculus on low mortality virus vs everyone losing 5 years off their HALE

[Anonymous No.18016849]

>>18016815
>>18016834
Orange nigger just said on Twitter he's considering calling off the shutdown in a week from Monday. That will kill millions of people.

[Anonymous No.18016850]

>>18016669
Capitalism. It's really fun but it's too linear.

[Anonymous No.18016858]

>>18016834
I don’t read or listen to Q or even browse any other board on this backwater shit stain website. I tried to help you.

[Anonymous No.18016864]

>stimulus bill ded
Triple circuit breaker tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18016867]

Last 2 digits of this post is the VIX tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18016868]

Should I just drop my SQQQ calls and buy into something like IJR or IWR? I'm starting to realize how much of a meme 3x inverse ETFs are.

[Anonymous No.18016873]

>>18016750
>end the quarantine now, let it spread
>60% of symptomatic cases end up with scarred lungs resulting in permanent breathing trouble
>1% of all cases die, and that's with treatment
>ventilators set to run out in a few weeks
We'd take like several WWIIs worth of American casualties over the span of a couple months.

[Anonymous No.18016880]

>>18016858
how can you help me if you're allegedly warning me about something not telling me what it is. If you're hinting to the thing I think you're hinting to rest assured murica is not going to glass china in the midst of a full lockdown, which will happen after this week's numbers are released.

[Anonymous No.18016883]

>>18016439
the anime girls just keep getting more smug

[Anonymous No.18016888]

>>18016813
my mother ironically enough is gungho about isolation and shit.
which is why I hope to hell it's just the flu

[Anonymous No.18016901]

>>18016807
Overrun by Russians and the grind is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.18016906]

>>18016867
honestly realistic

[Anonymous No.18016914]

Can someone post the high quality FED memes? Super Saiyan and the hanging ones.

[Anonymous No.18016918]

Random question
Is it a valid money making strategy to save up a bunch of money investing in index, Roth IRA 401k etc...than going to prison for 5 years ?
Just having it all build up?

[Anonymous No.18016919]

>>18016690
Fuck. I sold my puts and bought crypto thinking hcq would be the cure

Now link has lost me a huge fucking amount of my gains and I have no puts to offset it because I thought puts were too expensive

[Anonymous No.18016927]

>>18016864
triple circuit breaker would take us from SPX 2300 to SPX 1850
it would be wild

>>18016873
nah it'd be comparatively fine
all the people who die are 80 years old
what we are doing now is hurting us far more in the long run

[Anonymous No.18016931]

>>18016914

[Anonymous No.18016935]

>INDIAN MARKETS DOWN 10%
Bross I just want to see it down -20% today.
The seething bullcucks are gonna drop like flies.

[Anonymous No.18016945]

If you dont open the door we will sneeze at the door.

[Anonymous No.18016948]

>>18016883
Send me smug anime girls and I'll include them in my snapshots.

[Anonymous No.18016950]

>>18016864
it's not dead but being revised, and I'm not surprised
>Ds upset about many parts of GOP industry aid package:
>- No requirement to retain workers
>- Firm names don't have to be disclosed for 6 months
>- Treasury gets latitude in picking who gets loans
>- No guarantees on worker health care
this as they planned to give out half a trillion in loans to businesses

[Anonymous No.18016952]

>>18016914

[Anonymous No.18016955]

got a 90 day free ride (i think) violation in fidelity for trades last week, cant buy with unsettled funds. what account type do i need to let me do this? well above any 25k min balance stuff

[Anonymous No.18016961]

#FNX token holders have no rights to the assets of the buffer fund

[Anonymous No.18016969]

>>18016948

[Anonymous No.18016978]

>>18016880
>a full lockdown
Trump's gonna leave everyone to die and most governors aren't going to do anything until it's bad in their state, by which point it will be several weeks past bad in their state IRL.

And then comes the second round of full dipshittery when governors get greedy and go all
>I think it's gone guys, ahyuck!
And open up again only to get fucked by the lack of herd immunity because they didn't wait long enough to actually kill it, just long enough for the numbers to drop to what would be "at the time" a manageable level.

[Anonymous No.18016979]

>>18016952
>>18016931
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.18016982]

>>18016868
What calls do you have? You should probably sell tomorrow for sure. I learned my lesson on 3x ETFs, they are shit except to short because of decay.

[Anonymous No.18016989]

>>18016801
You gotta up your retail investment game, homie.

[Anonymous No.18016994]

>>18016901
Join a corp that pays for your ship and there is no grind, except skillpoints if that's what you mean

[Anonymous No.18016995]

Traffic data in China shows that they're returning to close to normal levels. Thoughts on this?

https://www.tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/shanghai-traffic

[Anonymous No.18016998]

>>18016955

The fuck did you do exactly?

[Anonymous No.18017000]

>>18016978
your words are not representative of reality
you should kill yourself for your pilpul

[Anonymous No.18017004]

>>18016867
>1 point gain
honestly can't tell if that would make monday green or red

[Anonymous No.18017010]

>>18016948
.

[Anonymous No.18017020]

>>18016690
They should rename this board to /larp/

[Anonymous No.18017040]

>>18016995
interesting how the traffic goes back to zero for the weekend

[Anonymous No.18017041]

>>18016927
>all the people who die are 80 years old
That's not all the people that end up in ICUs. Bitch even in a best case scenario we run out of ICU beds by several fold without lock downs. They're literally just keeping deaths to old people and the immune compromised by putting everyone on breathing machines for weeks.

It's gonna be dead millenials and zoomers by the hundreds of thousands if we let this go full blown, to say nothing of people that end up in the hospital for shit other than COVID-19. This shit's not the only reason you might need a ventilator. They'd let the boomers die first, but the amount of sick would just be too damn much.

[Anonymous No.18017045]

I'm finally a bear now, pls post HQ bobos im harvesting

[Anonymous No.18017046]

>>18016998
i bought low and sold high intraday 3 days last week with essentially the entire account value and made bank, apparently too much winning and fidelity had to stop me. is it a daytrading margin account that lets me trade with unsettled funds on margin? im not planning on using actual margin btw.

[Anonymous No.18017051]

I have exactly $3 at my broker
What should i do with it?

[Anonymous No.18017060]

>>18016690
We've already lost more than 20%. To some this means they lost EVERYTHING. There have probably already been many suicides among the financial industry.

[Anonymous No.18017062]

So TSX crashing again tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18017067]

>>18017051
Buy a share of BA in a week.

[Anonymous No.18017069]

>>18016157
What time estimate in est should I sell my puts tomorrow? I'm thinking high noon what about you lads

[Anonymous No.18017070]

>>18016995
You tell me

[Anonymous No.18017076]

>>18017045
>bull capitulation
Will tomorrow be the bottom then

[Anonymous No.18017080]

>>18016995
Weekends are still death.
So I assume they allowed people back to work, but all non-essential services, and all public venues are still closed.

[Anonymous No.18017082]

I need to buy groceries but the only mask I have is a really big obnoxious STALKER-tier respirator. Do I wear it? I live in New York.

[Anonymous No.18017084]

>>18017067
This

[Anonymous No.18017085]

>>18017000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z3Rs7VMIs4

[Anonymous No.18017086]

>>18016842
you're overstating some of it, but mostly I agree.

However, the alternative of overflowing hospitals and riots will so immense damage to the underlying trust that holds society together.

>>18016927
it's not just 80 year olds, we don't know how many young people with underlying and manageable health issues they don't even know about will be killed.
And what about everyone who survives but gets massive fibrosis of the lungs and loses major lung capacity?

We don't know the long term consequences. It could fuck you up later in other forms, like how a herpes virus unleashes shingles suddenly decades later.

>>18017070
????

[Anonymous No.18017094]

>>18017076
nope we've still got despair to get through

[Anonymous No.18017097]

>>18016948

[Anonymous No.18017099]

>>18017051
GUSH

[Anonymous No.18017109]

>>18016978
how about you do a 360 and go back to plebbit woman. I know you're wondering how I know you're a woman. It's because of your low level iq post, disguised at a very feeble attempt at dare I say "comedy"?

[Anonymous No.18017113]

>>18016505
Based

[Anonymous No.18017116]

>>18017094
When was the bull trap?

[Anonymous No.18017119]

Post Black Monday theme songs
youtu.be/WtGq_FAu_aU?t=967

[Anonymous No.18017120]

>>18017062
probably

[Anonymous No.18017129]

>>18017076
>>18017094
Once people start killing themselves but jumping out office windows then you know.

[Anonymous No.18017130]

>>18016918
Bump

[Anonymous No.18017132]

Playing around with the investopedia simulator. When I short sell something and set a limit order, is the amount I put in the amount that I'm selling at, or the amount I'm buying later after selling the initial borrowed stocks? And how do I set a future date to buy at?

[Anonymous No.18017137]

>>18016948

[Anonymous No.18017139]

Are SPY puts a bad idea right now? Only short term options atm are a 213.00 strike for 5.46 that expires on friday

[Anonymous No.18017142]

>>18016982
I just have SQQQ 26 calls for 4/17 expiry. Gonna follow the other anon's advice and get rid of these sometime late tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18017148]

>>18017041
that's all overblown, but fine
the emergency quarantine measures won't change any of that. all we're doing is causing more panic, hurting the economy, killing small business, and making people lose their jobs. That's going to dramatically increase the number of people who cannot pay for housing or healthcare over the next several decades, which will cause more negative impact than to tighten our belts and push through a rough flu season.

[Anonymous No.18017149]

>>18017139
i wouldnt buy puts on a red day

[Anonymous No.18017153]

>>18016948
three wide

[Anonymous No.18017154]

>>18017119
Was being this based part of your plan?

[Anonymous No.18017155]

>>18017067
fucking lold

[Anonymous No.18017158]

>>18016591
>Investor Bill Ackman urged President Donald Trump and corporate America in an impassioned plea on CNBC to shut down the country for 30 days to contain the fast-spreading coronavirus, calling it the only option to rescue the economy.
>the only way to save the economy is to destroy it
based

[Anonymous No.18017159]

>>18017116
Mar 4th

[Anonymous No.18017167]

>>18017116
Late summer when corona is dying down but just before the economic damage takes hold and the real bubble pops

[Anonymous No.18017171]

>>18017070

Wuhan was the hardest hit so them having tougher restrictions makes sense. But how do you explain Beijing and Shanghai recovering to within 10% of the average daily traffic?

[Anonymous No.18017172]

>>18017109
After you sacrifice 1 life for your reelection it doesn't really take all that much consideration to sacrifice more.

The only motive they would have for closing their states down if they think outrage over the deaths is exceeding what outrage over the job losses would be.

[Anonymous No.18017173]

How much REFR do I need to make it?

[Anonymous No.18017174]

>>18017148
man you are dumb as shit and you're going to lose all your money buying dips all the way down to zero.

This thing is going to change the world.

[Anonymous No.18017176]

>>18016995
>>18017040
>>18017070
>>18017080
>>18017086
>>18017171
They aren't returning to normal at all. There are literally millions of Chinese dead. All cities are on lock down, you are not allowed to go anywhere except work and home. Places where they find sick people are quarantined (blockaded) and left to die in the building or shot if they try to leave.

[Anonymous No.18017178]

>>18017149
Just sucks because I don't see green in the near future. I'm super new at options just trying to get involved.
Inb4 told to kms

[Anonymous No.18017180]

>>18017094
we just now entered the fear phase. I saw people on WSB that at 90 SPY puts and they were skyrocketing in IV

[Anonymous No.18017186]

>>18017148
>a rough flu season
A rough flu season is 80k dead. This is going to be 50 rough flu seasons. At once.

[Anonymous No.18017191]

>>18016948

[Anonymous No.18017198]

>>18016935
BROS -10% BREAKER HITTTTT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[Anonymous No.18017202]

>>18017046

Oh yeah, then you were freeriding with unsettled funds on a cash only account. Standard cash/margin but under 25k has the 3 daytrades per 5 trading days rule, cash only is you use up to your available balance then you have to wait until tomorrow for the balance to reset with no daytrade rules. So for example, if you have $1000 in the cash account you can only trade up to $1000. If you made $200 profit that day, the day after you have a $1200 balance and vice versa with having $800 if you had a loss of $200 instead.

[Anonymous No.18017203]

>>18017176
Based and Truthpilled

[Anonymous No.18017206]

>>18017174
>Responding to hyperbole with more hyperbole

[Anonymous No.18017208]

>>18017176
Noice proofs m6.
I totally 100% believe you, no questions asked.

[Anonymous No.18017219]

Killing boomers off (naturally through a virus, without outright murdering them) would have been a blessing, releasing trillions in trust funds and freeing up housing stock.

Normally the elderly make sacrifices for the young, but in this era the young make sacrifices for the boomers

[Anonymous No.18017220]

>>18016356
but what anon

>>18016313
me make master piece just wait

[Anonymous No.18017225]

>>18017198
>got INDA puts
based, knew that 'warm weather will save us' was nonsense

[Anonymous No.18017231]

>>18017202

Forgot to add, you're basically frozen for 90 days and can only make trades with settled funds, so no more quick flips until after you're off the hook.

[Anonymous No.18017239]

>>18017094
Seems silly to think this MUST apply when this is a full stop to the economy like nothing else before is happening.

Unless trump capitulates... and I have to go back to school... and everyone has to go back to work knowing full well they may get a brand new disease even though consequences will never be the same.

>>18017176
I believe it but I NEED DATA to support this, and the data I just posted says shanghai traffic is majorly recovering.
I can't just operate on the knowledge that chinese government lies. They all do, china might be the worst but that's not material evidence.

[Anonymous No.18017240]

>>18016918
Someone respond

[Anonymous No.18017243]

>>18017225
India is turbofucked because their response plan seems to just be
>Don't test. We can't save them anyway.

[Anonymous No.18017247]

>>18017208
There was a thread about using Chinese telecom companies to see the difference between users in January to now. (more to it than that) but the difference was somewhere between 6 and 13 million missing persons.
Not sure if its really that many but concerning nonetheless. Stay safe /biz/bros

[Anonymous No.18017257]

1230am. No real change in the forex market. HSI is still getting fucked like it was HSIs first time. Nikkei is doing good tonight, Australia is still a dystopian nightmare and the S&P futures are still hovering a few points above limit down. It really takes almost no volume to push it to limit down.

[Anonymous No.18017261]

>>18017178
love yourself. give your self some slow, firm love tonight

[Anonymous No.18017263]

>>18017206
i really don't get how there are people on this very website who STILL think this isn't the end of the world.

[Anonymous No.18017265]

>>18016505
This. I've already got land with hookups, about to secure a NICE camper this week from folks looking to consolidate. It isn't just stocks that are getting cheap, but other stuff as well

[Anonymous No.18017270]

>>18017225
NOOOOOOO

WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO GRIMMM!!!!!!

MY SDOW AND FNGD AND SOXS ISN'T GOING TO SAAAVVVVEEEE MEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18017271]

>>18016873
>60% of symptomatic cases end up with scarred lungs resulting in permanent breathing trouble
source

[Anonymous No.18017279]

>>18017263
It's not the end of the world. It's just going to suuuuuuuuuuck and will probably shake society up a bit and maybe topple a government or administration or few dozen.

[Anonymous No.18017290]

>>18017208
>China is fine, China said so!
Theres tons of videos of this exact thing happening, there were even live video feeds of empty cities until they were shut down too. Theres tons of evidence of "missing" population via reports, videos, usage, subscriptions, etc. Hubei is a city of 11 million Chinese that no longer have jobs or hospitals or food for months, you think they are all fine just playing video games? Imagine believing literally anything China says ever again.

[Anonymous No.18017294]

>>18017240
>is investing a good idea?

Seems like maybe

[Anonymous No.18017295]

>>18017263
>End of the world
Hard to say right now but definitely a possibility.
I expect some crazy times ahead with lots of death and depression but saying its the end of the world makes me think you are just a biblethumper that sees plague, fires, locusts and is ready to /thread the earth

[Anonymous No.18017302]

>>18017279
and lower life expectancy for humanity by... 10 years? Who knows.

[Anonymous No.18017308]

>>18017279
lady please go back to plebbit to write your political fanfiction. this is a place of fact, philosophy and science

[Anonymous No.18017309]

>>18017239
No, it just means that we were in an artificial bubble the entire time and at the first sign of bad news the whole thing collapsed, just like all bubbles before it.

[Anonymous No.18017313]

>>18017178
Some cheaper country-specific ETF Puts are relatively cheaper. Otherwise do some long dated calls on $USO next week.

[Anonymous No.18017317]

>>18017208
Things are not normal in China. They are sending their prisoners to the factories to save face so companies wont leave them.

[Anonymous No.18017322]

>>18017247
Seems just as likely it was the CCP shutting down phones to reduce outbound communications/panic. Truth is probably in the middle

[Anonymous No.18017324]

>>18017263
Next time without Italy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg8GlYeCWuM

[Anonymous No.18017328]

>>18017279
italy is at 9% case fatality rate and the number is still rising as they are completely overwhelmed. And their case number isn't even 1% of their population yet.

We're going to lose 50 million world pop on the most optomistic scenario, and the outbreaks in africa and south america prove that summer heat isn't going to stop this. We are going to shut down the country for 6-9 months and people will change their behaviors forever.

[Anonymous No.18017332]

>>18017313
Im guessing USO goes up if oil does bad?

[Anonymous No.18017339]

>>18017328
Africa is going to be wild no pun intended.

[Anonymous No.18017360]

>>18017339
yeah i wouldn't want to be an albino right about now

[Anonymous No.18017361]

>>18017317
>companies wont leave them
Lmao, too late. Everyone is going to leave ASAP.

[Anonymous No.18017364]

I hope we fucking nuke China, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.18017367]

>>18017294
There was more to it than that asshole

[Anonymous No.18017368]

>>18017328
don't forget that coronavirus is among highly mutable virii
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4369385/

the human race is actually doomed

[Anonymous No.18017379]

>>18017332
My very retarded friend, think the opposite. $USO tracks with the price of oil, it will go up as oil recovers and print mass tendies if you're patient...long dated calls for $8+

[Anonymous No.18017381]

>>18017361
You'd be suprised. Remember there's a lot of retards who unironically think acknowledging half the shit China does is racist.

[Anonymous No.18017399]

>>18017361

Hasn't there been a slow migration from china to india+SEA regions already? I only imagine that after this pandemic is over everyone will just be expediting the process.

[Anonymous No.18017407]

>>18017368
yeah the real scenario that eveyone will call me a schizo for stating is that we are all locked inside for 18-36 months until we have a working vaccine in sufficient numbers to break this things back. And then we all have to take it every year because they are going to have to predict which strain will be showing up that year like they do with the flu shot.

[Anonymous No.18017414]

>>18017379
Thank you fren

[Anonymous No.18017418]

>>18017381
I know what you're implying but the CCP is number three on progressive's Most-Evil list, after drumpf and putin

[Anonymous No.18017434]

question /smg/, please don't laugh

Are there any publicly traded funeral homes?

[Anonymous No.18017448]

>>18017399
Yes, Trump has been pushing it since his election. He's been telling companies to leave China, or else. This just gives him more leverage against them and proved him 100% right. There might be conditions in the bailouts that companies "diversify manufacturing/sourcing locations" or "build in US, Mexico, and South America"

[Anonymous No.18017462]

>>18017414
Lots of opportunities ahead frend, have cash ready and continue to learn, great Puts can be bought on the next dead cat bounce.

[Anonymous No.18017469]

everyone is getting rich tomorrow while i have 1 measly put, i don't want to live anymore

[Anonymous No.18017478]

>>18016317
Yea because burning the food you are trying to steal and lighting random houses on fire wont get you killed you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.18017487]

>>18017448

Truly the coronavirus is a blessing in disguise.

[Anonymous No.18017491]

Nikkei, what are you doing? You're supposed to go DOWN!

[Anonymous No.18017494]

>>18016918
Unironically yes

[Anonymous No.18017500]

ME AM BECOME CHARTS
DESTORYER OF VISABLITY

[Anonymous No.18017501]

There is a lot of unhealthy rotten shit in our current/former society, and in the long run it'll be better because of this (globalism, feminism, pollution etc eradicated) but it's weird to think that world we had 6 weeks ago is gone forever and we'll never see it again

[Anonymous No.18017502]

>>18016472
Enjoy waiting in a bush for a fucking week starving.

Raiders dont have the patience or forethought or intelligence to handle raiding effectively. Only preppers would... which is why they are preppers.

[Anonymous No.18017504]

>>18017367
>going to prison
You wouldn’t last a day pretty boy.

[Anonymous No.18017516]

>>18017469
>only 10% of portfolio is short
>IRA: Obliterated
>gold failed as safe haven due to deflationary pressure
You don’t even know.
I was BUYING into that crazy high pressure selloff Friday (just ko and pep, dumped some BRKb and MSFT). I’m gon get fug.

[Anonymous No.18017518]

>>18017501
Name one thing that will be different in 2 years

[Anonymous No.18017519]

Short everything before wednesday jobless claims report. It will be 4+ million. You didn't hear it from me.

[Anonymous No.18017546]

>>18017501
I have been waiting for this moment my whole life .
You have betrayed God. This whole system must die.

[Anonymous No.18017556]

>>18017518
u'll have a new sibling once i fug ur mom

[Anonymous No.18017557]

>>18017500
Based. Now teach me which of them are worth a damn.

[Anonymous No.18017561]

>>18017518

The 2008 recession took a decade to recover from and caused a surge in nationalism across Europe. This is an order of magnitude worse

[Anonymous No.18017564]

>>18017434
>Are there any publicly traded funeral homes?
Yes! I'm not sure about US based companies but there is at least one on the leaf exchange. It's called Park Lawn Corporation. I swing traded it last year and made some decent gains,. They got crushed with everything else on the crash, of course.

I did a quick search and found these three US ones: CSV, STON, and MATW. They are funeral home, cemetery, and casket companies.

[Anonymous No.18017568]

>>18017469
Food is overrated dude. So is money. Get real.

[Anonymous No.18017574]

>>18017500
I know you're using think or swim but....

Why are you destroying charts 5ever?

[Anonymous No.18017577]

>>18017469
ANON! This isn't the everybody gets rich part yet. Rebound is where you make crazy gains with little risk. Just try not to lose money at current juncture of the crash.

[Anonymous No.18017578]

>>18016669
Factorio.

[Anonymous No.18017589]

If this wasn't the most obvious "bubble about to fucking crash" marker then I don't know what is.

This braindead e-thot asking her army of simps which stocks to buy is the exact moment you should have known everything was going to fall down like dominoes.

[Anonymous No.18017600]

>>18016669
I've been playing dirt rally 2.0. I dont understand why rally racing isnt more popular than track racing. So fucking fun.

[Anonymous No.18017601]

>>18017158
short pause is better than a year death rattle

[Anonymous No.18017602]

1am
Shit's calmed down. Still holding low. Nikkei defies expectations but that's ok.
HSI is btfo and lots of moves on the forex as different currencies seek shelter in greenbacks.

[Anonymous No.18017604]

>>18017119
Sick taste.

[Anonymous No.18017612]

>>18016669
Valhalla:
The Cyberpunk Waifu Bartender Simulator!!

[Anonymous No.18017616]

>>18017328
>And their case number isn't even 1% of their population yet.
The infected are off by an order of magnitude.

[Anonymous No.18017617]

>>18017557
the candles and volume and following the news

[Anonymous No.18017624]

>>18017589
>bitch plays simps for memes
man you could've pointed to sooooo many "indicators" just like this since robinhood made it big.

[Anonymous No.18017625]

>>18017519
Thats thursday isnt it

[Anonymous No.18017629]

>>18017407
I think it will be 4 months then some easing of restrictions and then another 4 months on repeat, and the virus will become endemic like you said.

[Anonymous No.18017630]

>>18017500
>polarized fractal efficiency
I thought we agreed that there would be no PFE talk on /smg/
now you have broken the contract

[Anonymous No.18017633]

>>18017617
>trading off headlines
c'mon anon...
as soon as the Mitch hints that he's ready to kiss nancy's ring, the algos will shortsqueeze the fuck out of bears before we go back down.

[Anonymous No.18017634]

>>18017589
I'm not a simp I despise all e-thots. She is quite smart though with how she positined herself in the twitch thotdom. I think she was short all along.

[Anonymous No.18017635]

>>18017557
anon once you work with enough indicators they all the same and they all pretty useless

[Anonymous No.18017640]

>>18017379
Wouldnt BNO be better than USO?

[Anonymous No.18017649]

Is it possible

[Anonymous No.18017652]

How are my frens doing today

[Anonymous No.18017655]

>>18017633
You think that your squiggly lines can outwit a quantum computer with an AI loaded onto that's connected via microwaves to the NYSE? A computer can't identify obviously fake news, and therefore I'll go with my system.

[Anonymous No.18017658]

>>18017564
thanks anon, figure these are going to be on a major upswing in the next few months

[Anonymous No.18017659]

>>18017557
this how me actually look at chart

[Anonymous No.18017660]

>tfw i have $145 Puts for the QQQ expiring 3/31 because they were the cheapest available
>tfw they may actually get that low
>i may've just turned $500 into 3000 or more

my dick is diamonds

[Anonymous No.18017665]

>>18017649
Yes. However 150 is much more likely.

[Anonymous No.18017672]

>>18017659
you trade off DOM?

[Anonymous No.18017675]

>>18017655
>using microwaves in 2020
cmon son

[Anonymous No.18017676]

>>18017659
this looks like a fat bitch dressed as a rabbit

[Anonymous No.18017678]

>>18017660
jesus christ you paid 500 for those?! how late did you buy in???

[Anonymous No.18017680]

https://www.itv.com/news/2020-03-22/angela-merkel-goes-into-quarantine-as-her-doctor-tests-positive-for-covid-19/
LMAAAOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18017686]

>>18016669
Flipping on osrs

[Anonymous No.18017691]

>>18016363
My inverse ETFs didn’t get low enough for my greedy ass on friday so I was ultra cucked cash gang all weekend, fucking pissed
Should I buy in the morning and get some small gains from the drops or am I just fucked out of another cash mountain

[Anonymous No.18017696]

UHHHH BEAR BROS? WHATS GOING ON???

[Anonymous No.18017699]

>>18017680
It'll wipe out everyone over 50 lmao

[Anonymous No.18017703]

>>18017672
yes most of time no even look at chart, just watch dom and sales

this am actually what trading looks like all day O_O

[Anonymous No.18017705]

>>18017696
>Nikkei
They do everything ass backwards in Japan

[Anonymous No.18017707]

>>18017696
fake pump, and the news they aren't giving up on olympic games yet

[Anonymous No.18017708]

>>18017658
Who manufactures/supplies industrial crematoriums

[Anonymous No.18017709]

>>18017696
Nikkei and ASX play off each other, only one can be green at a time.

[Anonymous No.18017722]

>>18017655
I don't use squigglies yet.
what system?

>>18017659
you use point and figure charts?! dude what?!

>>18017665
your system tells you that? kekkies are you using fucking cape shiller or some shit? You've gotten a little toooooooo cocky.

[Anonymous No.18017733]

>>18017722
I'm using my big brain to make predictions, if someone creates a system that you use to invest, he can create a system that exploits yours for his own gain.

[Anonymous No.18017739]

What level of cope is this?

[Anonymous No.18017751]

>>18016948

[Anonymous No.18017756]

GO TO BED

[Anonymous No.18017776]

>>18017722
kek that not point and figure
that TPO chart
https://www.sierrachart.com/index.php?page=doc/StudiesReference/TimePriceOpportunityCharts.html

ratsu uses p&f tho O_O

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18017777]

>>18017469
Keep buying the dips. Keep shorting the short term.

[Anonymous No.18017781]

>>18017176
I have friends in China. This simply isn't true. Outside Hubei things are not on full lockdown, but tourism and some businesses are still closed.

[Anonymous No.18017783]

Good thing we shut down all of our small businesses
We wouldn't want that virus spreading, now would we?

>>18017777
nice digit

[Anonymous No.18017785]

>>18017777
the angle of wealth
checkd

[Anonymous No.18017788]

Rus2k Limited Down again, it looks like my Rus Short is going to hold tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18017802]

me make thread early for sleepy time

NEW!!!

>>18017757


>>18017757


>>18017757


>>18017757

[Anonymous No.18017803]

Is there a faq or a list of the pros and cons of the different brokers? Because on the pastbin it doesn't say much.

[Anonymous No.18017812]

>>18017783
AAAAAAH IM VIROOOOSING

[Anonymous No.18017814]

>>18017494
Based thank you

[Anonymous No.18017820]

>>18017781
Well then, why not tell us what they say? Where in China are they?

[Anonymous No.18017825]

>>18017176
Nope. Btw whoever told you that shit is lying and whatever they tell you next week will also be a lie!

[Anonymous No.18017847]

>>18017777
checkt and rekted
>>18017776
ooooooooooooo
do you have any resources that were helpful to you?
I've been doing this too long to know so little. Time to upgrade interfaces too, schwab kinda sucks. Looks like Fidelity and TDA's ToS both allow active trader.

Rat NEVER shows P&F charts!
but his bands are very useful except right now when downward momentum defies all expectations.

[Anonymous No.18017868]

Bross...

[Anonymous No.18017891]

>>18017868
Fuck off with your individual stocks

[Anonymous No.18017900]

I don’t think I’m even human anymore I have no desire for anything right now other than the stock market to be open and see my puts skyrocket

[Anonymous No.18017909]

>>18017825
Nobody told me, this is just the conclusion I reached from reading and watching everything for the past few weeks. If I am so wrong, it should be easy to show the working factories of china, the bustling streets, the recovered economy, but all we hear is propaganda blaming the US and Italy and anyone else. China has always lied, and they are lying now, and its no stretch to think they are a cruel and manipulative government. China literally cannot feed itself, and if you don't have a job, you can't buy food. They have a bad culture around medicine and do not have good medical practices, plus the heavy pollution and bad nutrition. Its clear they have no way to take care of patients, or even a reason to do so, and they have no way of feeding all the people that no longer have jobs, nor can they afford all these factories being shut down. This has utterly devastated China and its only going to get worse.

[Anonymous No.18017952]

>>18017703
Based

[Anonymous No.18018072]

>>18017678
?
I bought 10 contracts @ .45-.50 range
theyre worth 1.79 right now. hoping for 3.00 or more. well see

[Anonymous No.18018107]

>>18017176
source faggot

[Anonymous No.18018159]

>>18016948
This one is my favorite.

[Anonymous No.18018186]

>>18016948

[Anonymous No.18018189]

>>18017703
What server

[Anonymous No.18018204]

>>18016275
Holy fuck youre a massive pussy

[Anonymous No.18018230]

>>18016325
It’s crazy to me that faggots like you say stupid shit like “ I know enough” but clearly aren’t making a profit every turn . Told ya so people are the fucking worst

[Anonymous No.18018351]

>>18017756
IT'S NOT MY BED TIME YET YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

[Anonymous No.18018467]

>>18016873
>end quarantine
>boomers die
Where's the problem?

[Anonymous No.18018502]

>>18016813
>helping boomers
Gen-traitors get the pillow too

[Anonymous No.18018920]

>>18016868
They are a meme you're not supposed to hold SQQQ for more than a day.