/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18012114]

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>>18011191

[Anonymous No.18012129]

CHYNA

[Anonymous No.18012131]

>he isn't all in on SDOW

[Anonymous No.18012139]

[Anonymous No.18012145]

>>18012049
>It is important for the markets to remain open, and for them to function in a fair and orderly manner, as they have been.
>While we are deeply conscious of, and sympathetic to, investors’ concerns around price declines, the market is a reflection of the larger uncertainties that everyone is experiencing during these challenging days.
>Closing the markets would not change the underlying causes of the market decline, would remove transparency into investor sentiment, and reduce investors’ access to their money. This would only further compound the current market anxiety.

The Philippines closed their market for a few days and their index crashed by over 20% when it opened, so no.. they won't close the market. It's retarded

[Anonymous No.18012156]

What are some good low mc stocks right now

[Anonymous No.18012158]

>I don't own stocks, I own things

OH NO NO NO NO

https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-complains-he-wasnt-thanked-for-forgoing-presidential-salary-when-asked-if-hell-bailout-own-businesses/

it's the second video btw

[Anonymous No.18012166]

>>18012145
Sell what little you still have

[Anonymous No.18012170]

>INB4 dozen replies asking questions that are in this fucking image

[Anonymous No.18012173]

it keeps going down

[Anonymous No.18012184]

I FUCKING HATE JEROME

I FUCKING HATE THE FED

THERE IS NO REASON WE SHOULD BE PUMPING AFTER THAT NOTHINGBURGER SPEECH

[Anonymous No.18012189]

>>18012156
DJIA

[Anonymous No.18012192]

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, the futures market awakens with above limit bids

[Anonymous No.18012193]

>>18012114
What an incredible image. Whos the man who made this, I would like to shake his hand, err foot.

[Anonymous No.18012194]

>>18012166
wasn't meant as a reply

[Anonymous No.18012201]

Obviously it is too late to short or buy puts for tomorrows cluster fuck, however after the money is agreed to in Congress it should give a nice market boost. Shortly after that is when you go full short/put, because $1200 isn't going to help jack shit!

[Anonymous No.18012208]

>>18012192
Fucking footfags necc yourselves

[Anonymous No.18012211]

ITS JUST A CUSHION BRO
>ITS JUST A CUSHION BRO
ITS JUST A CUSHION BRO

[Anonymous No.18012224]

>>18012145
>investors’ concerns around price declines
line go down? this never happen before...

[Anonymous No.18012231]

>>18012201
>implying Congress will pass anything this week

[Anonymous No.18012238]

The absolute current state of the FED doing everything it can to boost Futures:

He's at maximum overdrive

[Anonymous No.18012240]

You didn't actually think that was the bottom.. did you, anon?

[Anonymous No.18012243]

>>18012231
Of course they will. Neither side wants any blame.

[Anonymous No.18012246]

Why the fuck are they pumping this early?
is it really gonna be that bad tomorrow that they have to pump 15 hours before the market opens?

[Anonymous No.18012251]

>>18012240
The secret is that there is no bottom

[Anonymous No.18012256]

How long do you think you can keep this up for Jerome?

[Anonymous No.18012257]

>>18012208
B-but I-I’m not a f-footfag....

[Anonymous No.18012261]

Why the fuck would we shut down markets? Just stay in cash nigga, liquidate your assets holy shit. It's your fault if you put money into a 401k that won't let you tell them you want your money to be in cash not equities.

[Anonymous No.18012262]

>>18012201

>it is too late to short or buy puts for tomorrows cluster fuck

It never is, the only questions are can you pay in and can you get out in time?

[Anonymous No.18012267]

>>18012240
No of course not, but this obvious Fed manipulation is PISSING ME OFF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18012283]

>>18012267
>shizo posting
>>>/stocktwits/

[Anonymous No.18012282]

>you can literally count the minutes it took Trump to leave the conference, find Jerome, and tell him to pump it

[Anonymous No.18012284]

>>18012170
NO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUTURES ARENT CIRCUIT BREAKERS THEY ARE LIMITS


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I DO LIKE THESE INFOGRAPHICS THOUGH

[Anonymous No.18012290]

sell or buy tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18012291]

>>18012256
It's not the US, Abe is pumping the Nikkei. The US reaction is tiny.

[Anonymous No.18012292]

>>18012243
They also don't want the other side to get credit. They will pass something two weeks from now.

[Anonymous No.18012294]

>NQ casually recovers 100 points

[Anonymous No.18012305]

>>18012290
sell

[Anonymous No.18012308]

>>18012262
>It never is, the only questions are can you pay in and can you get out in time?

I actually bought my first put early last week. It really stressed me out because it expired this week. I sold it in about 3 days for $1200 profit. I could have made more, but I was really worried it was going to expire.

[Anonymous No.18012309]

>>18012283
>a huge giant faggot
>>>/killyourself/

[Anonymous No.18012315]

>they opened futs because a pumper has arrived to make a huge wager

Based

[Anonymous No.18012322]

Jerome is giving us a chance to sell before it all dies tomorrow, thank him!

[Anonymous No.18012329]

The stimulus plan is absolute proof that institutional racism is alive and well. Undocumented immigrants and various POC will receive virtually no benefit from the package. Many undocumented immigrants would gladly file an income tax return. However, they don’t, out of fear of being deported. Other POC are below the $2,500 income threshold. It’s sick that those who need it the most are coming out empty handed.

[Anonymous No.18012338]

>>18012184
We aren't pumping though?

[Anonymous No.18012339]

>>18012290
invest in a gun and a tent.

[Anonymous No.18012340]

I'm looking forward to all the brainlets ITT that will close their puts at the top of this week's bull trap kek

[Anonymous No.18012349]

>>18012283
>the fed isn't real bro
>>>/wherever clueless retards go/

[Anonymous No.18012356]

>>18012329
NOBODY CARES ABOUT SPICS AND NIGGERS GO DILATE YOU STUPID KIKE TRANNY

[Anonymous No.18012357]

>>18012292
>Tarp is rejected
>financial crisis intensifies
Based government acting in our best interests... oh wait I mean the opposite.

[Anonymous No.18012363]

>>18012329
who gives a shit nigger look after yourself first

[Anonymous No.18012365]

>>18012349
>>>/wherever clueless retards go/
Welcome to /biz/ friend

[Anonymous No.18012367]

>>18012291
Doesn't JCB own like 80% of Nikkei now

[Anonymous No.18012368]

>>18012292
>They will pass something two weeks from now.
It seems to work this way. The news doesn't hound them and people don't care on the weekends. But Monday is the longest day of the week in politics. Trust me it will pass by 9pm on Monday.

[Anonymous No.18012371]

Just remember the banks reserve ratio drops to ZERO this Thursday

[Anonymous No.18012372]

guys, if i don't get trumpbux, I am fucked. I needed that money.

[Anonymous No.18012389]

>>18012338
The fact that there's any pumps at all after all that retarded fumbling spells obvious manipulation

[Anonymous No.18012396]

>>18012371
>go to ATM
>try to cash out
>no money
>go to teller
>no money

where did it all go?

[Anonymous No.18012411]

>>18012372
To pay your bills?

[Anonymous No.18012413]

God only knows why, but the Nikkei is up at the moment.

[Anonymous No.18012414]

>>18012367
Probably but they can still transfer a little pump to all the other indices

[Anonymous No.18012423]

>Futures trading again
I tire of your games Mumu

[Anonymous No.18012424]

>>18012396
The 50 people there before you taking out all their money

[Anonymous No.18012429]

>futures go up 0.5%

>THE FED IS PUMPING GUYS
>post the same stupid overused meme that reddit loves for the 100th time
>WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

[Anonymous No.18012437]

>>18012201
>buy me
Women. Never change.

[Anonymous No.18012439]

>>18012372

me too, fuck why did I buy so much shit on credit

[Anonymous No.18012444]

>>18012389
Yeah who in the fuck is buying right now.

[Anonymous No.18012448]

>>18012284
no they are not the same, but still helps to trim +20 wasted replys in a 300 or so replys thread

[Anonymous No.18012450]

>>18012118 #
IM PIST ASF WHY DO YOU THINK IM TYPING IN ALL CAPS IM A FUCKING PUSSY COULDVE GONE ALL IN WITH THE 2K I HAVE IN MY RH ACCOUNT ON FRIDAY. BUT NOOOOOO I PUSSIED OUT BECAUSE OF THE FUCK UPS I DID LAST YEAR THAT COSTED ME 10K. I HAVE 8K GOING INTO MY ACCOUNT AND SHOULD SHOW UP THIS WEEK. AM STRONGLY CONSIDERING GOING ALL IN. THIS KUST KEEPS GOING LOWER EVEN WHEN IT LOOKS IMPOSSIBLE. I EITHER LOSE 10K...AGAIN OR I WALK AWAY WITH A LOT OF MONEY!!!!! IM FUMING WHY DID HE HAVE TO TALK TODAY. I WAS CERTAIN THINGS WERE GOING TO GET WORSE BUT I FUCKING PUSSIED OUT ABD DECIDED TO DO IT ON MONDAY INSTEAD. MONDAYYYYYYYY. IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE IM GONNA GET FUCKED WITH PREMIUM!!!!!!

I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO CONCENTRATE FOR THE LAST HOUR OR TWO!!!! AAAAAAAA I'M REALLY MADDDDDD! CAN'T EVEN FOCUS ON STUFF I NEED TO DO OR EVEN GO PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES FOR FUN OR GO APPLY TO JOBS BECAUSE IM FUCKING MAD. EVEN WORSE I GOT DENTAL INSURANCE RECENTLY SO I COULD GET MY WISDOM TEETH EXTRACTED. ODDS ARE MY APPOINTMENT IS GOING TO BE CANCELLED AND IM STUCK LOSONG MONEY ON THE APPLICATION FEE FOR THE INSURANCE EVEN IF I CANCEL IT NOW AS I DOUBT ILL BE ABLE TO GET THE SURGERY FOR MONTHS NOW EVEN THO IT WAS URGENT!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18012453]

>>18012396
Aaaaaaand it's gone.

[Anonymous No.18012458]

>>18012413
Haven’t they crashed further than any other index? It’s gotta be close.

You need to look at more than whatever the most recent headline is. We’re in more of a headline dominated market than ever before but trading only off headlines isn’t generally rewarding.

[Anonymous No.18012464]

10-yr is cratering. I'm sure everything will be ok.

[Anonymous No.18012467]

>futures turned back on

WHAT THE FUCK.

[Anonymous No.18012469]

>>18012413
It doesn't make any sense, why would it possibly be up?

[Anonymous No.18012471]

Should I buy SQQQ at open?

[Anonymous No.18012475]

>>18012429

bullish

[Anonymous No.18012477]

>>18012450
Dont worry anon, if you had actually bought then market wouldve gone up 20% instead, thats how this shit goes.

[Anonymous No.18012485]

>>18012467
Nikkei bro.

[Anonymous No.18012486]

>>18012396
In my wallet

[Anonymous No.18012489]

>VIX up 10% in futures
VOLATILITY IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
FUCK THE CRABS

[Anonymous No.18012490]

Meanwhile in Spain

https://twitter.com/_SJPeace_/status/1241714216748408832

[Anonymous No.18012496]

How did you guys learn the basics? Is that investopedia beginner shit worth it? It's 200 USD.
I

[Anonymous No.18012497]

LOL NIKKEI GREEN??

[Anonymous No.18012498]

>>18012340
thats when im reloading my puts

[Anonymous No.18012503]

caption this

keep it /biz/ related

[Anonymous No.18012511]

>>18012477
REEEEEE THATS HAPPENED TO ME ONE TOO MANY TIMES!!! AHHHHHHH I JUST WANT TO GO ALL IN ON MONDAY AND SEE WHERE IT GOES, BEING PATIENT HAS ONLY SCREWED ME OVER IN REGARDS TO STOCKS THUS FAR!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18012512]

>>18012471
I was thinking about it, one anon last thread said dont buy above 24, not sure if we'll see that though.

[Anonymous No.18012513]

>>18012450
Suck it up faggot. Your ancestors fought global wars / went through Great Depression. All you have to do is sit at home and play minecraft

[Anonymous No.18012514]

Buy calls at the open. After tomorrow we will gradually rise about 12% over the next two weeks before bobo comes storming back.

[Anonymous No.18012516]

>>18012458

The 52-week is 24 to 16.

Aren't we like 29 to 19?

[Anonymous No.18012525]

Ppl finally noticed seasonakity i think

[Anonymous No.18012528]

>>18012485
Dow futures are moving.

[Anonymous No.18012529]

>>18012496
I learned by playing Investopedia simulator on and off for a couple years with only 1k.

In retrospect that was actually fantastic training, because I have about 1k to invest.

[Anonymous No.18012533]

>>18012503
reported for off topic

[Anonymous No.18012536]

Fuck it.
If the tendy machine prints too much fucking money tomorrow I'm hopping on a jet, resubmitting my passport and fucking flying on the next flight to Japan.

[Anonymous No.18012537]

>>18012437
Just remember a recession makes it a lot easier to get a girl, assuming you are doing well. Just be picky, like they are when the incel money is flowing from twitch!

[Anonymous No.18012550]

>>18012497
>ASX down -5.5%
>NZ down -8%
>Nikkei Green
what the fuck is this clown world Nikkei market, is Kuroda pumping early?

[Anonymous No.18012551]

>>18012511
I recognise that anger anon, whenever I get angry like that is usually when you put all your money in some shit that then makes me lose it all within like fucking 15 minutes. g-good luck

[Anonymous No.18012552]

>>18012231
Isn't it strange when a girl who could be a solid 8.5 is sub 6 because of her twisted being?

[Anonymous No.18012556]

>>18012528
Yeah, the Nikkei is pumping for whatever reason this is transferred through everything.

[Anonymous No.18012559]

>>18012552

who dis

[Anonymous No.18012561]

>>18012533
reported for announcing reports

[Anonymous No.18012562]

>>18012536
>next flight
You can check out any time, but you can never leave.

[Anonymous No.18012564]

>>18012528
>Dow futures are moving.

Yeah, I'm seeing that on Investing.

[Anonymous No.18012565]

>>18012471
ehhhh better off waiting for bounce

[Anonymous No.18012569]

when will NFLX finally dump? I have a put on these faggots

[Anonymous No.18012573]

If the market tanks tomorrow and planet fitness is green just remember it was justified

[Anonymous No.18012575]

>>18012371
Did we ever find out what banks this referred to? I've mostly withdrawn all my money from consumer banks but I could take out the last bit and revert all my bills to mail from autopay if it includes USAA and WF.

[Anonymous No.18012576]

We are so fucked. At first I was like "cool a dip in the market, I'll invest when it goes a little lower" and then it kept going lower and lower. Glad I didn't dump any money in it yet.

However I'm starting to wonder if there is even going to be a market left after all this shit, especially if it goes on for another month or two or even longer. This is pure fucking insanity, an economic and societal collapse.

What do you anons think?

[Anonymous No.18012578]

>>18012485
Nikkei is down 2.5% no?

[Anonymous No.18012579]

>>18012528
Nips are a day ahead of us, their markets effect ours.

[Anonymous No.18012589]

>>18012496
Khan academy. If you watch his Options playlist, just watch the first 5 videos if you cant be bothers 15mins total

[Anonymous No.18012593]

>>18012396
The bank doesn't have your money. It's in Bill's house, and Frank's house, and Sally's house.

[Anonymous No.18012595]

>>18012579
Not how it works. It means they get affected by us the next day.

[Anonymous No.18012597]

>>18012576
I put a few thousand in two weeks ago, fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.18012598]

>>18012158
I'm confused by this. He wasn't complaining? When in modern history has a president ever worked for free aka decline the presidential salary? Doesn't that say a lot about him that hes not running the country for profit?

[Anonymous No.18012599]

>>18012490

Can we trade our burger cops for them?

[Anonymous No.18012600]

>>18012490
>https://twitter.com/_SJPeace_/status/1241714216748408832
Spain so lit.

[Anonymous No.18012609]

>>18012529
thanks apu poster. I'm from a comp sci background so I have very small experience

[Anonymous No.18012614]

>>18012578
>Nikkei is down 2.5% no?

I'm showing it up about ~1%.

[Anonymous No.18012615]

>>18012569
>I have a put on these faggots
why

[Anonymous No.18012616]

>>18012578
It was down 6+%.

[Anonymous No.18012619]

So, I am a newfag in stock. Is is really that easy to make a profit with puts during a bear market like this? I've been just holding but now I want to get into options.

[Anonymous No.18012620]

>>18012114
>https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

[Anonymous No.18012624]

>>18012575
Its mostly to the large ones. JP Morgan, Goldman etc. It will interesting if they do utilize the 0%. They have been gun shy since they got their pp slapped in 08-09.

[Anonymous No.18012626]

>>18012450
Calm your tits. There will be a great crash Monday. Tuesday or Wednesday there will be a deadcat bounce and boomers will start yelling to buy the dip. Load up on puts at the end of that day. Then hold them on the rest of the roller coaster ride to the bottom. It's not over yet, not by a long shot.

[Anonymous No.18012629]

>>18012576
>This is pure fucking insanity, an economic and societal collapse.
>2 years later
>"FUCK new all time highs again.. I should have just bought when the market dumped"

[Anonymous No.18012633]

>>18012579
>their markets effect ours

lol at thinking any market affects the US
most world markets just literally track the SP500

[Anonymous No.18012640]

S&P futures update.
It's crabwalking but still down.

[Anonymous No.18012641]

>>18012619
yes, it was easy. soon you'll see a bunch of fags wiped out due to IV crush

[Anonymous No.18012645]

>>18012620

[Anonymous No.18012647]

>>18012620
>implying any of this thread has been on topic

[Anonymous No.18012653]

AAAAAAA TRUMP TALKING ABOUT THE TRADE DEAL

I'M AN HOUR BEHIND ON THE CONFERENCE HOW LONG IS THIS SHIT

>you could say illegal alien, you could say illegal immigrant, whatever you want to call it, we're all talking about the same thing

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING RETARD?!?! WHY ARE YOU GETTING PEDANTIC NOW?? BECAUSE YOU'RE STALLING AND PULLING THIS BULLSHIT TO DISTRACT FROM HOW BADLY YOU FUCKED UP??

DO YOU REALLY THINK WE'RE GOING TO IGNORE YOU FUCKING IT UP JUST BECAUSE YOU CALL IT THE CHINA FLU??!!!

AND NOW YOU'RE ADMITTING YOU TRUSTED THE CHINESE OVER OUR OWN GODDAMNED INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES!?!!?! FUCKING DIE.

PLEASE GET CORONA AND FUCKING DIE ALREADY. WE WANT PRESIDENT PENCE.

>>18012537
unless you're one of the many who won't be able to find work, and can't afford to be blowing money on bitches.

[Anonymous No.18012654]

CRABS ALWAYS WIN

[Anonymous No.18012655]

>nikkei only down 1%

WOW BIGGEST CRASH EVER WOW 3 CIRCUIT BREAKS WOW WOW.

Bears are so stupid. They mock bulls for falling for over inflated markets and then themselves fall for over sold markets.

[Anonymous No.18012656]

>>18012552
>implying her being the slave trainer of a sex cult didn't make her hotter

>>18012559
Allison Mack. She was an actress best known for playing Chloe on Smallville who was revealed to be part of a sex cult. She was responsible for branding new women with the initials of the cult.

[Anonymous No.18012661]

>>18012114

Never have we seen something like this, not even the 1920's crash.

History.

[Anonymous No.18012662]

>>18012595
The markets affect each other simultaneously for the time they are open together. The rest is combined in the first seconds of the next opening.

[Anonymous No.18012676]

>>18012552
Gotta look at the separate attributes. She's a 8.5 for a one night stand but a 6 for a relationship

[Anonymous No.18012679]

>>18012576
If it will keep going at this rate it will be a worse collapse than 1929.

[Anonymous No.18012681]

>>18012653
>unless you're one of the many who won't be able to find work, and can't afford to be blowing money on bitches.

HA HA HA
If we go depression the bitch better be happy for some microwave popcorn and some netflix!

[Anonymous No.18012682]

>>18012656

thats dope

[Anonymous No.18012688]

>>18012661

[Anonymous No.18012691]

>>18012496
That's where I am. I have the investopedia paper trader open and humbledollar/about 50 tabs of terms and meanings. If I have it right I should build a base with ETFs which are safer, then try investing in different riskier stocks? ffs there's such a massive volume of knowledge to learn.

[Anonymous No.18012699]

Futures are still trading???? Didn't we already limit down?

[Anonymous No.18012704]

>>18012619
Puts are easy, calls are harder. I do well on puts but the one day I did calls I barely broke even because I bought them too early in the day.

[Anonymous No.18012713]

>>18012699
Yeah but something good must have happened in Japan and it dislodged us.

[Anonymous No.18012719]

>>18012661
nigga you wat?

or are you one of those retards who only cares about points, not percentage?

[Anonymous No.18012720]

im holding an etf from deutschebank am i fucked?

[Anonymous No.18012722]

>>18012619
It was only easy in retrospect, and everything in the market is easy when you look back on it.
No one really knew how bad things would get and the people who say they knew for sure had really not much to go on other than some random news and memes.

By now buying puts in most things will get you paying huge premiums and immense IV crush while not really being able to see the profit margins people who bought early will have seen.
Right now the next move is to find the right time to buy calls and make bank on the way up, you are late to the put train unfortunately. I think people will have made more money on calls than on puts by the time the market normalises, and people will be talking about how easy it was to spot the bottom and get calls at the right moment, obviously only AFTER it happens.

[Anonymous No.18012729]

>>18012691
The Virgin researcher vs The Chad emotional purchaser

[Anonymous No.18012730]

>>18012496
>>18012691

Both you poorfags do nothing with your money. Save and build up 1 month emergency fund and use that month to research. After that 1 month period you can dip your toes into the market, plus by then we will hav ebottomed.

[Anonymous No.18012733]

>>18012699
Nigger pls

[Anonymous No.18012735]

>tfw you get told to buy the dip and absolutely none of the underlying issues causing the crash have been addressed

[Anonymous No.18012737]

IT'S FREEFALLING AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18012740]

>>18012713
>Yeah but something good must have happened in Japan and it dislodged us.

Well that didn't last long, did it?

[Anonymous No.18012741]

>>18012615
They're (eye)balls deep in debt. I dunno about the rest of the world, but everyone I knows either watches very little and is considering cancelling or already has. They've gone hard downhill since they started their first party content agenda shit. One of those Si Valley welfare companies hanging on by their laurels.

https://variety.com/2019/digital/news/netflix-debt-junk-bond-2-billion-content-spending-1203377007/

[Anonymous No.18012752]

DOW HIT LIMIT DOWN TWICE TONITGHT
DOW HIT LIMIT DOWN TWICE TONITGHT
DOW HIT LIMIT DOWN TWICE TONITGHT
DOW HIT LIMIT DOWN TWICE TONITGHT

[Anonymous No.18012755]

>>18012655
this happened the past three mondays too, are your retarded?

[Anonymous No.18012760]

>>18012722
>not much to go on other than some random news and memes
HOW ABOUT THE OBJECTIVE FACT, REPORTED BY EVERY MAJOR NEWS AGENCY, THAT THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OF CHINA WAS ON LOCKDOWN STUPID NIGGER

[Anonymous No.18012762]

>>18012720
no

[Anonymous No.18012764]

>>18012619

Look at the graph. Look at that fucking drill line. You've got to be fucking retarded not to be shorting right now. Shorting is literally the new paradigm of investing. Everyone is shorting right now and making a fuck ton of money. Everyone is shorting in mass drilling that shit lower and lower until there are no more stocks left in existence to short.

[Anonymous No.18012768]

>>18012413
When the Nikkei is up the ASX is down and vice-versa

[Anonymous No.18012767]

>>18012720
>im holding an etf from deutschebank am i fucked?

If you're fucked on that, the entire fucking world is fucked right along with you.

[Anonymous No.18012770]

SECOND LIMIT DOWN HIT.
IT'S SHUT DOWN. IT WILL NOt GO ANY LOWER!

NO MORE FUTURES TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.18012772]

>>18012719
>total smooth penis index

[Anonymous No.18012774]

>>18012719
Give me that software.

[Anonymous No.18012777]

>>18012735
BUT MY MEME TRIANGLE SAYS ITS MEANT TO GO UP TODAY FORGET ABOUT THE FACT AMERICA IS A MONTH AWAY FROM HAVING MASS GRAVE SITES FOR THE PLAGUE VICTIMS

[Anonymous No.18012783]

I finally get to work from home tomorrow, meaning I get to slack off and trade the market.

But what do? Pic very related.

For my buys:
>more etsy
>MSFT under $120
>BIIB (biogen) under $250

I think options will probably be too expensive and I want to wait until the congress deal

[Anonymous No.18012788]

>>18012722

>and people will be talking about how easy it was to spot the bottom and get calls at the right moment, obviously only AFTER it happens.

This. People love to claim credit when they get lucky. You generally just need to have a sane strategy and stick with it, and to know when to cash out and not get greedy.

[Anonymous No.18012807]

>>18012730
Yea I'm not investing real money until I have some idea of what the fuck I'm doing.

[Anonymous No.18012808]

Is it too late to buy puts on Monday?

[Anonymous No.18012809]

>>18012653
>AND NOW YOU'RE ADMITTING YOU TRUSTED THE CHINESE OVER OUR OWN GODDAMNED INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES!?!!?! FUCKING DIE.
I'm a member of the intelligence community and as a group we're fucking retarded. Remember, we were very confident that Hussein had WMDs and that Assad gassed his own people multiple times. Both were proven false later, but at the time were used as justification for acts of war. I myself don't trust a goddamn thing we put out.

[Anonymous No.18012813]

>>18012740
It'll do it again because it's mostly going up for now.

[Anonymous No.18012816]

NASDAQ futures still trading for the moment

[Anonymous No.18012818]

>>18012774
Thinkorswim it's an app offered by TD ameritrade. It's free with an account

[Anonymous No.18012819]

>>18012752
No it didnt fucking retard. You can only hit limit once in futures.

[Anonymous No.18012820]

>>18012760
If you had actually been sure you wouldve taken 10 cash loans, sold your house and literally everything you own and then used that to buy highly leveraged puts, otherwise you are retarded.

Since you didnt do that, I can safely assume you were only sure in hindsight, as most people are.

[Anonymous No.18012822]

>>18012550
>+0.03

[Anonymous No.18012824]

>>18012719
3/10
Needs more meme lines

[Anonymous No.18012829]

>It's G-Green again! W-Wallah! Economy saved Bobo b-btfo!
>DOW Immediately hits limit down twice again

the absolute STATE of Bullkeks!

[Anonymous No.18012832]

>>18012807

Honestly just #yolo on the amount of money that you would be ok with blowing at a casino. Don't put your net worth on puts for 1 security.

[Anonymous No.18012835]

reminder, puts are free money,

these gains have been exclusively buying SPY puts and selling on spikes, rebuying on large positive days

[Anonymous No.18012837]

>>18012699
Oil rallied off the low. Nikkei also rallied some.

[Anonymous No.18012838]

>>18012719
reminder that the Spanish Flu of 1919-1921 was during WW1

[Anonymous No.18012841]

>>18012720
Yes. And the rest of the world is along with you.

[Anonymous No.18012847]

>>18012691
Don't bother with that shit until you've read The Richest Man in Babylon and The Intelligent Investor. Then if you want to know more after that read Security Analysis. For options it gets complicated but if you want to trade the /biz/ way read The Incerto by Taleb.

[Anonymous No.18012849]

>>18012808
wait for a bounce. there will likely be one tuesday

[Anonymous No.18012855]

>>18012818

why does yours look so different than mine

[Anonymous No.18012856]

Someone keeps on trying to fucking restart the markets.
But then it gets shut the fuck back down as soon as it reopened.

[Anonymous No.18012857]

>>18012808
yes

[Anonymous No.18012860]

>>18012822
it was up +1% when I said that
not even Kuroda could save it though lmao
also jesus christ ASX is being raped again, maybe they'll break the -9.9% record set a week ago

[Anonymous No.18012865]

>Boeing worked just died of Corona
Jesus fuck just let the company die already.

[Anonymous No.18012867]

>>18012114
FUCK DEMOCRATS. THEY ARE JUST BITTER TRUMP OUTSMARTED THEM WITH GIBBS FOR AMERICA AND NOW THEY ARE TRYING TO SINK THE WHOLE COUNTRY OVER GIVING TRUMPBUX TO ILLEGALS

[rosemary, thyme No.18012881]

>>18012114
I waited all fucking weekend for futures to open up, bored out of my mind because everything is closed here. It opens and immediately gets halted. so fucking bored god damn

[Anonymous No.18012882]

>>18012114
FUTURES DOWN 900+ POINTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Anonymous No.18012889]

wait , but futures already hit breakers twice , why they are still on?

[Anonymous No.18012894]

>>18012838

[Anonymous No.18012899]

PSA

[Anonymous No.18012903]

>>18012867

They also want to give gibs to you NEETs and part-timers, which the republicans don't want

[Anonymous No.18012905]

ASX 200 getting raped today, please send help to australia

[Anonymous No.18012907]

>The fact that futures are open again is gradually pushing the VIX back up
Wow

[Anonymous No.18012909]

>>18012783

You're retarded if you're buying anything right now. Just short and double your money in a week.

[Anonymous No.18012915]

>>18012889
The nips are buying and the robots around the world follow.

[Anonymous No.18012927]

>>18012730
>thinks itll bottom out in a month
>nyc to become Wuhan2.0
>govt still hasn't blown the bridges
>newyorkers leaving by the millions to infect the rest of usa
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.18012936]

>>18012899
Someone edit the TALK with BULL instead

[Anonymous No.18012941]

>N-Nikkei is m-mooning guys
>barely flat-lining at +0.25% for the past 3 hours going back and forth

[Anonymous No.18012943]

Christ... how long does he spend comparing himself to George washington, complaining about his presidential pay, calling himself a wartime president... fuggg

>>18012682
>still posting reddit upvote memes
I bet you never even watched AOTS featuring Sara Underwood and Candace Bailey...
>>18012681
...there's still going to be chads my man, and sugardaddies will be easy to find with social media. Rich men, chads, saudi princes and others will have "virtual" harems.

>>18012367
Nah they own 80% of the jap etf market. Apparently jap investors still like individual stock picking.

>>18012516
I guess it all depends on the time frame. Here's since March 2, 2009

[Anonymous No.18012946]

>>18012719
DOPE SETUP
how much did u pay for ur indicators?

[Anonymous No.18012950]

Someone is fighting like HELL to keep those futures open!

[Anonymous No.18012952]

>>18012774
>>18012818

its in the fucking OP

>>18012809
to be fair Sadam had a shit ton of WMD's made by america that we exported during the Iraq=Iran war

for some reason there was no major interest in the findings by many journalists by the time it was confirmed

>>18012824
I didnt re-up my paid part of the sum, so nore more VPVR's anymore, only thing I actually miss

>>18012907
of course it does
do you even know what the VIX is?

[Anonymous No.18012953]

>>18012889
Not to mention oil is bounching.

[Anonymous No.18012958]

>>18012593
>It's in Bill's house, and Frank's house, and Sally's house.

And I ain't paying my mortgage on the 1st. :^)

https://www.blogto.com/real-estate-toronto/2020/03/people-all-over-toronto-not-paying-rent-april-1/

[Anonymous No.18012969]

>>18012946
$0.00, i made that shit for free

[Anonymous No.18012971]

>>18012439
If you are under the age of 30 and have any debt after seeing what happened in 08 you are retarded

[Anonymous No.18012972]

>>18012889
Futures don't hit breakers they are limits. They can't go lower than 5% but they can still trade up.

[Anonymous No.18012974]

>>18012905
pls don't

we need to take the market so we can force over mortgaged boomers out of the housing market with their 4 investment properties

[Anonymous No.18012985]

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[Anonymous No.18012987]

>>18012835
what are some puts i shoudl buy RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.18012989]

>30k 20x leverage anon is now a millionaire

[Anonymous No.18012995]

>>18012952
>of course it does
>do you even know what the VIX is?
Yes, I'm laughing at how the fact that they're desperately trying to keep it open is just pushing a generally negative gauge of market activity even higher than where it had settled.

[Anonymous No.18013000]

JAPAN PM ABE: MUST CONSIDER POSTPONING OLYMPICS IF SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED

[Anonymous No.18013008]

>the market is flat unless it goes up or down 1000+ points now

lol.

[Anonymous No.18013011]

>>18012838
Reminder that by some "coincidence" there was also a big recession from 1919-1920 at the same time.

[Anonymous No.18013013]

>>18012889
Individual stocks don’t have breakers how many times must this be explained every day.

[Anonymous No.18013015]

>>18012989
but that's not much better than gambling right

[Anonymous No.18013016]

>>18012950
Wont help. VIX is already up 10%. We freefalling on Monday. No little bounce here will help some bull trying to exit.

[Anonymous No.18013020]

gentlemen it has been an honor playing with you tonight
https://youtu.be/uffHb6JgoiQ

[Anonymous No.18013023]

>>18012969
Holy shit...

[Anonymous No.18013026]

>>18013000
Nikkei still going up.

[Anonymous No.18013040]

>NIKKEI BLOOD GREEN
>NIKKEI BLOOD GREEN
>NIKKEI BLOOD GREEN
>NIKKEI BLOOD GREEN

The bottom was Friday. We are mooning!!! Bring on the stimulus!!!

[Anonymous No.18013041]

>>18013008
fucking kek i thought this was legit for a minute

[Anonymous No.18013042]

>>18012989
Check your math, dumbwit

[Anonymous No.18013052]

>>18013008
>P-p-please mister! I-i have children!!
>WASH YOUR HANDS OR DIE CUNT!!

[Anonymous No.18013057]

>>18012969
>muh greeks
Actually that was a helpful picture and now I grok what people are talking about when they say the greeks, thanks.

I understood most of that stuff, just not explicitly like that. Tail options still underpriced though, people aren't looking at it properly. They're way underestimating volatility. Taleb actually made a tweet about that last week, underestimating by like 50% of their estimates. He did the math.

[Anonymous No.18013063]

>>18013000
no, they must go on

the prophecy demands it

>18012838
>18013011
really offtopic reminders in general you spergs

>>18013023
when dealing with numbers, math skills are essential

what would make stock market any different?

[Anonymous No.18013070]

Nikkei is 100% vertical. We are about to V up back to recovery. Virus is non-existent in China and has already been stopped. PUT buyers will be liquidated.

[Anonymous No.18013089]

>>18013070
They just stopped testing retard.

[Anonymous No.18013090]

>>18013070
Dis guy trying to fuck people over

[Anonymous No.18013091]

>When you see it.

[Anonymous No.18013095]

>>18013040
Y-yea were mooning!

[Anonymous No.18013119]

VIX/XIV doesn't even make sense. Who is the counterparty?

[Anonymous No.18013123]

>>18013057
>>Actually that was a helpful picture and now I grok what people are talking about when they say the greeks, thanks.
youll need the formula they derive from, but yea
also puts formula = calls formula, but switch the plus and minus signs around

also most only use the first-order greeks (and gamma)

[Anonymous No.18013124]

>Boeing worker dies of Chinkypox.
>Rest of them still have to show up to work to build the flying death traps.

Not only do you lose your wealth when you invest in this fucking company, you also lose your life.
It's almost like they know they're going under and they're going to take their workers to the grave with them.
Or they simply killed the inspector because he found a flaw and said it was the flu that got him.
Either way expect another -20% every day this week.

[Anonymous No.18013132]

>>18013070
China is still getting imported cases and yesterday they had a domestic case who was an intimate contact with someone who came back from Turkey on March 9th, who also tested positive yesterday. Turkey's first official confirmed case wasn't until March 11th. Goes to show how difficult this is to stamp out. Hong Kong, Singapore and Taiwan are all getting non-trivial amount of imported cases with domestic cases in Hong Kong starting to pick up.

[Anonymous No.18013134]

kekkies @ Mitch not just giving Nancy and Chuck whatever the fuck they want at this point. Just do it you bitch! This is TARP and the debt ceiling crisis all over again. HOW'S IT FEEL TO GET MITCH'ED, MITCH!!??

>>18012719
Signing up now. What indicators do you recommend, Mr. TAchad? Are you one of those NNFX or babypips guys? It's time for me to get real about this shit and learn and backtest.

[Anonymous No.18013133]

>>18013091
>$0
what platform is this anyways?

[Anonymous No.18013136]

>>18013119
Everyone else

[Anonymous No.18013137]

Whats a good stock to buy for say 6 months hold?

I’ve been looking at XOM and Tesla. Leaning more toward XOM atm but I havent checked their financials yet..

[Anonymous No.18013141]

>>18013070
>non existent in china

[Anonymous No.18013144]

>>18012729
>The Chad emotional purchaser
Reeeee then why did i fail!!!!

[Anonymous No.18013148]

>>18013070
>this level of bait should be bannable

[Anonymous No.18013161]

>>18012503
RIP in pe Peroni

[Anonymous No.18013162]

>>18012909
>You're retarded if you're buying anything right now.
Here is one of my last trades.

[Anonymous No.18013163]

>>18013137
>buying this far before the bottom
bro...?

[Anonymous No.18013165]

>>18013119

VIX is an index, you can't buy it. There are VIX futures, options, and ETFs of VIX futures.

[Anonymous No.18013166]

>>18013133
thinkorswim.
I only use it for monitoring. This isn't funded yet. I'm still using another app.

[Anonymous No.18013169]

>>18013132
>>18013070
First of all China is not counting anymore. They send anyone suspected of covid straight into quarantine.
If you think shits over for the chinks you are dead wrong.

[Anonymous No.18013172]

>>18013089
No, they didn't. Wuhan has no suspected cases or confirmed bcases anymore, but they still have people under medical observation and those will be tested every 24h until confirmation or release.

[Anonymous No.18013174]

>>18013141
everyone knew they were fucking lying

[Anonymous No.18013176]

>Nikkei struggling to break even now
oh no

[Anonymous No.18013177]

>>18013137
Unironically none of them yet.
It's entirely possible DOW might fall 10k points from here. Don't hold anything long term at these heights.
Market is barely hitting 2016 levels.

[Anonymous No.18013182]

https://twitter.com/hansinclair9/status/1241849354698149888

>Welfare lines going all the way out the door and down the street in Australia
I wonder why ASX is getting lobotomized

[Anonymous No.18013189]

>>18013162

Might as well hit the roulette table.

[Anonymous No.18013194]

>>18012552
she was never an 8.5 the hollywood je- I mean producers turned her out and she became a fucking lunatic afterwards.

[Anonymous No.18013196]

Time till breaker tomorrow? We gonna get a new WR?

[Anonymous No.18013199]

>>18013070
>phone carrier reporting a loss of 8 million users
Yea, china definitely put a stop to that shit.

[Anonymous No.18013204]

>>18013162
>meme stocks

[Anonymous No.18013207]

>>18013124
Boeing cant catch a break kek.

[Anonymous No.18013211]

Hope it's not fucking huge

[Anonymous No.18013213]

S&P just bounced off -5% again

[Anonymous No.18013216]

OH BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18013220]

>>18013169
Why are they still reporting new cases if they've "stopped counting"? Your post doesn't make much sense.

[Anonymous No.18013236]

Why is the Fed doing these impotent pumps when it just goes back down again? Why not just put all their money into one massive push?

[Anonymous No.18013244]

>>18012719
your screen looks like a jackson pollock painting, use simpler fucking screen, too much shit distracting you on this one.

[Anonymous No.18013245]

>>18013216
WHY CONTAIN IT?

[Anonymous No.18013247]

>>18013199
8 million dead people means 300mil infected and 60mil requiring hospitalization. There's no hiding that number. I wish people on /biz/ weren't as gullible as you.

[Anonymous No.18013253]

>>18013132
Singapore is actually pretty seriously infected now, it's just that they're a small country. They did manage to curb it nicely for a while.

[Anonymous No.18013256]

Should we buy while stock prices are super low?

[Anonymous No.18013257]

>>18013070
>nikkei crabs
>GOLDEN BULL RUN BEARS BTFO
are you serious

[Anonymous No.18013260]

>>18012971
>have any debt after seeing what happened in 08 you are retarded
What about student loan debt?

[Anonymous No.18013261]

Better without that one layer

[Anonymous No.18013273]

>>18013137
None. I got tempted and bought some SQ, and SOXL. I sold them the next morning for slight profits before they plummeted further. This is only getting started.

[Anonymous No.18013276]

>>18013236
This isn't the fed at this point.
It's some automatic system from the other markets trying to buy into S&P futures in order to offload the sells from other markets like New zealand and Japan/china/sydney

[Anonymous No.18013281]

>>18013236
because it would literally get eaten up by people looking for a quick short in no time at all, constant pumping is required to stave off bears and smooth out the drops, but it's becoming rapidly apparent at this point that this is like putting a band-aid on a severed limb

[Anonymous No.18013290]

>>18013166
What other apps do you use anon? I got TDA and Fidelity for TOS/ATP and I'm waiting for Schwab to let me use SSE.

[Anonymous No.18013291]

>>18012819
Retard know it all, it can hit as many times as possible. It is a limit down not a circuit breaker

[Anonymous No.18013295]

take that bobo

[Anonymous No.18013297]

>>18013245
That image is going to be the next traderTV fill in. Thanks for that anon.

[Anonymous No.18013306]

>>18013119
the entire options market you noob

>>18013134
rsi, sma, ema, fibbs, ichi, idk there is more

>>18012719
thats with half the shit turned off

and also of course it looks odd, 1 month long candles, 150 year range, and incomplete data for most of that range too

also log scale for readability, and because e^x rules over everything in life

[Anonymous No.18013313]

>>18013124
pffft boeing, more like buoying

[Anonymous No.18013321]

>>18013177
Wow, didn't even realise its not hit 2016 levels yet..

Why didnt we have all this furore in 2016 about the crash?

I would assume there were some QE but didnt hear anything about a interest rate cut. If anything they had been increasing interest rates in the last 5 years.

[Anonymous No.18013326]

>>18013290
I'm using Schwab and I'm slumming it with RH and even Stash for long term drop ins. Basically I have money across different platforms and only one is serving as a money holder. I'm also doing forex on Oanda.

[Anonymous No.18013327]

What's a cheap put I can get to print some dollarinos tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18013330]

Bull frens, let’s brainstorm ways the government can btfo of bears. I was thinking
>only open market Tuesday-Thursday
>no extended hours trading
>open 10:00am close 1:30pm to fuck with algos
>ban short selling
>give taxpayers getting a refund a 15% higher return if they allow the Treasury to directly invest in (((qualified))) equities
>ban naked options
>direct SEC to immediately review the extremely dangerous world of leveraged index ETFs

[Anonymous No.18013338]

>>18013281

Let it crash to near $0. Get rid of all the fake leverage. Get rid of the debt. Start over new. Hard currency. No more debt driven economy. No more boom and bust but steady growth. But we have to go back to $0 first.

[Anonymous No.18013343]

>>18013327
Don't do it, you're going to get rocked.

[Anonymous No.18013351]

>>18013330
you have to all DILATE at the same time, that will show'em

[Anonymous No.18013353]

I know dick about stocks and market management.

But I sure as shit ain't gonna listen to pol's fevered erection over the economy.

Anyone who'd be willing to explain the implications for the European economy of this whole situation to someone who admits he simply does not know.
How does this compare to the 2008 crash?
Is the current fall reflecting the lack of productivity during the lockdowns or something else?

[Anonymous No.18013358]

lol, my state closed all non essential retail shops. Walmart is exempt due to it selling groceries. Walmart is gonna make a killing since it sells pretty much everything.

[Anonymous No.18013362]

NIkkei is down again. Look for movement on SP futures.

[Anonymous No.18013378]

>>18013330
the absolute state of mumu's

[Anonymous No.18013380]

>Nikkei down

NOT SO FAST BULLKEKS!!!

[Anonymous No.18013386]

>>18013353
>How does this compare to the 2008 crash?
Completely different situation. Not even joking. You cant compare them at all.

[Anonymous No.18013387]

>>18013353
>European economy
lmao you're dead

[Anonymous No.18013391]

>>18013380
>45 yen up.
wew.

[Anonymous No.18013397]

>>18013330
don't forget
>dismantle the stock market
>nationalize all businesses
>burn down Congress
>confiscate guns and knives
>ban free interstate travel without authorized papers allowing such

[Anonymous No.18013420]

>>18013261
Based as fuck, nice

[Anonymous No.18013424]

New thread

>>18013418
>>18013418
>>18013418

[Anonymous No.18013431]

>>18013391
anime was the winner in the end after all

[Anonymous No.18013443]

>>18013291
how do these newfag retards STILL not know this?!

[Anonymous No.18013457]

Reminder that Nikkei and asx play off each other only one can be red and only one can be green. Today it's Nikkei's turn to be green.

[Anonymous No.18013481]

>>18013457
I'm going to need to see some historical proof of this

[Anonymous No.18013487]

>>18013297
https://i.imgur.com/OgCMnUx.jpg

[Anonymous No.18013488]

>>18013443
Wouldn't have a problem with it if he wasn't so smug

[Anonymous No.18013523]

>>18012835
so only SPY? ive been buying options for a few weeks now but what i still struggle with is trying to figure out how to find the best "bang for buck" in premium cost over risk. whats your method? i know buying expensive options with far out dates and close to in the money is high percentage success but the premiums are ridiculous. whats the sweetspot for finding acceptable odds vs not paying ridiculous premium

[Anonymous No.18013528]

>>18013353
EU never actually recovered from 2008 (or grew beyond 2008 levels anyways), so idk what they going to do now

[Anonymous No.18013538]

>>18013353
>How does this compare to the 2008 crash?
Worse.
Imagine similar situation but with 10x more debt in every single sector and stock buybacks with debt money being the only reason we're this high.
That's where we are.
2008 was printed to a halt as an emergency procedure to save the economy, but that printing never ended and just ballooned the hell out of the everything bubble.
Market is beyond fucked. Zero fundamentals have driven this "growth" to these heights.
We might see this fall to 2008 levels when it really gets going.

[Anonymous No.18013590]

>>18012927
based

[Anonymous No.18013636]

>>18013261
very nice

[Anonymous No.18013675]

>>18013162
why wouldnt you just hold those shares until next year when they will 400% your initial?

[Anonymous No.18013748]

>>18012835
I just pay the premiums desu lad. Currently holding 6k worth of 4 puts on spy. And I couldn't be arsed to guess which stock would give best return for best downward movement, i didnt want to guess the wrong stock, see s&p down 8% but the stock down 2. I also dont go very far out of the money, you gotta bite the bullet and do the high premiums at this point. early on a spy point close to the money was around 8.00 but now its 18.00. Dont have any real advice other than this market is gonna be a shitshow once the jobs report comes out, massive unemployment will TANK the numbers

[Anonymous No.18013974]

>wti went green

NOT SO FAST

[Anonymous No.18014178]

>>18012719
Nice scale on the year...

[Anonymous No.18014569]

>>18013041
>violent image against a muslim
>not staged
It's like you've tuned out the honking

[Anonymous No.18015079]

>>18012238
Is this bait? literal Yt garbage comment with those fucking tabs, and the fact you already posted this.