/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18009481]

lol edition

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>>18008491

[Anonymous No.18009508]

FUD

[Anonymous No.18009511]

WHY FEMA IS CRYING!!???
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18009517]

>WE ARE ETERNALLY LINKED BY OUR NATIONAL SPIRITS
WE ARE ETERNALLY LINKED BY OUR NATIONAL SPIRITS
>WE ARE ETERNALLY LINKED BY OUR NATIONAL SPIRITS
WE ARE ETERNALLY LINKED BY OUR NATIONAL SPIRITS

[Anonymous No.18009519]

What is this market pattern called?

[Anonymous No.18009522]

STONKS LOL BRRRR XD
Le UPBOAT!

[Anonymous No.18009523]

>>18009511
He realized Trump is retarded

[Anonymous No.18009525]

Wait is there a white house press briefing while Senate is trying to kill Trumpbux?
I only have so much energy for this.

[Anonymous No.18009530]

>three black mondays in a row

[Anonymous No.18009531]

[Anonymous No.18009532]

DOW/S&P to 0
VIX to 100
NUKE THE MARKET

[Anonymous No.18009535]

So, do I sell SQQQ after the second breaker or hold it like a fucking legend through the day halt?

[Anonymous No.18009537]

I WALK A LONELY ROAD

THE ONLY ONE THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN

[Anonymous No.18009538]

>>18009519
Jews getting Jew'd

[Anonymous No.18009540]

>>18009511
>if you only knew how bad things really are.png

[Anonymous No.18009543]

Alright, Tuesday probability will be green because of a deadcat bounce and probable stimulus

[Anonymous No.18009546]

What did this bullcuck buy?

[Anonymous No.18009549]

the president says I'm special

[Anonymous No.18009551]

Bought £2k worth of funds on Thursday, but for some reason the trade hasn't been executed yet. Has the market been falling since then? Will I get even lower prices when it does go through??

[Anonymous No.18009552]

>>18009519
Armageddon.

[Anonymous No.18009553]

>>18009517
Oh I'm linked by some spirits all right, I'll go pour myself a bit more

[Anonymous No.18009558]

Bought SPY and NVDA puts expiring for Friday. Do I sell them at open on Monday or hold it for more profit and be a greedy Jew?

[Anonymous No.18009559]

What are you playing, lads?

[Anonymous No.18009561]

WHERE THE FUCK IS FAUCI!!???

IS HE NOT GOING TO RISK GETTING INFECTED BY PENCE??

[Anonymous No.18009564]

>>18009519
UVXY is not a meme pattern

[Anonymous No.18009570]

>>18009511
Because they have to work now. Usually they don't have much to do outside of the hurricane season.

[Anonymous No.18009571]

THIS GUY SOUNDS RETARDED

[Anonymous No.18009574]

I was gonna refresh futures all night now what'll i do

[Anonymous No.18009576]

What the fuck does the sign pence is holding say?

[Anonymous No.18009578]

>>18009574
Sleep

[Anonymous No.18009580]

>>18009559
the stock market

[Anonymous No.18009583]

TF do I do boys? I have no positions open right now.

[Anonymous No.18009585]

What's on your shopping list after Black Monday, bros? I can't decide between ETFs or individual stocks 'cause *everything* is so cheap.

[Anonymous No.18009586]

>>18009535
I'd sell ASAP but I'm a huge pussy.

[Anonymous No.18009593]

>>18009574
Play Doom Eternal

[Anonymous No.18009597]

>>18009519
Me losing $200

[Anonymous No.18009598]

Is tomorrow the Day of the Big Bear or the day of the Big Crab?

[Anonymous No.18009599]

>>18009549

[Anonymous No.18009602]

>>18009546
Get in the camp, Citizen

[Anonymous No.18009604]

If dubs DOW 10k by end of week

[Anonymous No.18009603]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18009605]

>>18009546
Boeing at $150
He heard that it was too big to fail and was getting bailed out.

[Anonymous No.18009610]

>>18009546
He's a GUSHer who bought UWT the other day and he's holding Boeing since before kung flu exploded.

[Anonymous No.18009612]

Reminder follow the clocks:
Futures open at 6pm EDT or in 20 minutes from this post. on trading view the chart is /es
Here is the countdown to the market open for various markets.
https://market24hclock.com/Trading-Hours
https://market24hclock.com/

The trading has resumed on the futures market. USDCAD is mooning and I'm 100 pips up.

[Anonymous No.18009616]

>>18009543
The ultimate goal of the (((market))) is to screw over as many people as efficiently as possible. Just a little more bear action and we’ll get our bottom.

[Anonymous No.18009615]

>>18009576
15 days to slow the spread

[Anonymous No.18009620]

>>18009576
15 days to slow the spread, same thing hes held in the past few conferences

[Anonymous No.18009621]

>>18009511
webm of crying?

[Anonymous No.18009623]

Should I buy in SQQQ in the morning?

[Anonymous No.18009624]

>>18009519
IT'S GREEN BEARBROS BTFO
INVEST IN THE VIX BULLCHADS

[Anonymous No.18009625]

>>18009519
>naked long puts will print
>credit spreads will print
clown world, too bad I don't have more capital to start with

[Anonymous No.18009631]

>>18009598
It will be the Day of Big Coom for me

[Anonymous No.18009633]

What if Trump just stopped talking?

[Anonymous No.18009634]

>>18009585
I'm gonna play between SQQQ and TQQQ for the week, or attempt to.

[Anonymous No.18009635]

Look out mr trump this nig is MAD

[Anonymous No.18009639]

>>18009583
one month out puts on the Russel 2000 and Boeing

[Anonymous No.18009638]

>>18009599

[Anonymous No.18009640]

>>18009574
Watch commodities. Oil especially. It's trading in the 21s for the moment.

[Anonymous No.18009644]

>>18009481
DOW FUTURES DOWN 5% ON OPEN -772, LIMIT DOWN IN EFFECT. DOW FUTURES AT 18,085 NOW.

[Anonymous No.18009645]

>>18009585
Who even cares until thursday, that's when the real slaughter happens. Monday is just the preamable

[Anonymous No.18009646]

>>18009583
USD

[Anonymous No.18009647]

>>18009551
depends. usually you get the price for the day after if you buy after 12 am. check if you can cancel it

[Anonymous No.18009648]

>jew york and commiefornia get all the supplies

[Anonymous No.18009651]

>>18009576
He's saying we have 15 days to stop the spread or it's over and we die. Bullish signal.

[Anonymous No.18009652]

STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED
>STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED
STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED
>STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED
STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED
>STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED
STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED
>STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED
STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED
>STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED

[Anonymous No.18009654]

https://youtu.be/3GWwohI5h1w
>https://youtu.be/3GWwohI5h1w
https://youtu.be/3GWwohI5h1w
THREAD THEME

[Anonymous No.18009658]

>>18009559
Been running through the new doom.
It's pretty good.

[Anonymous No.18009666]

national gahd.

[Anonymous No.18009670]

DOW below 10K, S&P below 1K EOY
Every Monday is Black Monday

[Anonymous No.18009671]

[Anonymous No.18009673]

Sooo martial law when? Do I need to buy a gun?

[Anonymous No.18009674]

>as we attack the health and safety of our citizens
Ahaha nice one

[Anonymous No.18009677]

>Futures down
Oh no no no no lol

[Anonymous No.18009678]

>>18009604
Look at this Bullfag. DOW four digits EOW. Breakers for everyone every day.

[Anonymous No.18009679]

NOT MARTIAL LAW

[Anonymous No.18009680]

How has the USD been faring compared to the Euro and the Chinabuck?

[Anonymous No.18009689]

>>18009623
>should I buy a negative leveraged ETF on a -20% massacre day
"should I buy high sell low?"
no

[Anonymous No.18009690]

THIS IS NOT MARTIAL LAW
>THIS IS NOT MARTIAL LAW
THIS IS NOT MARTIAL LAW
>THIS IS NOT MARTIAL LAW
THIS IS NOT MARTIAL LAW
>THIS IS NOT MARTIAL LAW
THIS IS NOT MARTIAL LAW
>THIS IS NOT MARTIAL LAW

[Anonymous No.18009692]

link for gov presser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auZKvisy1H8

[Anonymous No.18009697]

>>18009673
>Sooo martial law when?
NOW

[Anonymous No.18009698]

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

[Anonymous No.18009699]

>>18009241
>>18009249
>eating burgers
>watching trump read a paper
>just made 300k in two days
life doesn't get better

[Anonymous No.18009703]

O GOD O FUCK WERE LIMIT DOWN AGAIN O GOD O FUCK

[Anonymous No.18009702]

>>18009635
>imma finna play knockout game wit dis raysis ass cracka witey

[Anonymous No.18009705]

>>18009673
>he hasn't bought a gun yet
Ohnonono don't tell him!

[Anonymous No.18009706]

>>18009624
That's volatility you fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.18009712]

>>18009679
>>18009690
So it is martial law, got it

[Anonymous No.18009713]

>>18009673
>Do I need to buy a gun?
lmao little late for that

[Anonymous No.18009714]

>>18009623
Its far too late for that now

[Anonymous No.18009716]

>>18009673
>2020
>not owning a gun
you will die like a dog in the streets

[Anonymous No.18009718]

>>18009648
that's where all the rich jews are besides DC that run and operate the federal reserve, These cities also hold lots of gold, So they cannot collapse, at least until it's inevitable.

[Anonymous No.18009720]

NOT MARTIAL LAW

[Anonymous No.18009721]

Put your hands down, faggot

[Anonymous No.18009729]

self-inflicted catastrophe

[Anonymous No.18009736]

>>18009638

[Anonymous No.18009737]

>>18009680
Euro down, Chinabuck pegged at 7 and doesn't really move.

[Anonymous No.18009740]

Who's ready for Marshall Law?

[Anonymous No.18009741]

>>18009680
usd still up. you guys would be fucked if you didnt have the world currency still. thank your national strategies since ww2

[Anonymous No.18009745]

Before I go I just way to say that this totally isn’t martial law

>

[Anonymous No.18009746]

To everyone who just realized that the party starts the night before the stocks open:
Welcome

[Anonymous No.18009747]

>>18009673
>no gun yet
Not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.18009750]

>>18009635
this is kino

[Anonymous No.18009753]

>>18009705
Ugh I hate this.
I have no idea how I’m going to protect my family. Can’t leave to get it because risk bringing virus and getting these folks killed.

[Anonymous No.18009754]

>nikkei

[Anonymous No.18009755]

>Not martial law
They are panicking hard

[Anonymous No.18009758]

>>18009598
Big Bat

[Anonymous No.18009759]

So buy disney tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18009764]

what did he just pull out?

[Anonymous No.18009767]

Imagine being a Bull right now

[Anonymous No.18009769]

>>18009647
It's too late to cancel, but if the markets have been trending downwards since then I'll be getting a better price either way, so I don't mind too much

[Anonymous No.18009774]

SHOW ME YOUR MARTIAL LAW FACE

[Anonymous No.18009778]

>>18009673
What's your address?
Just curious.

[Anonymous No.18009779]

HONEYWELL WORKING FOR THE GOV

[Anonymous No.18009780]

>>18009746
Thas me
Howdy

[Anonymous No.18009781]

> NFLX will close out tomorrow under 290
Cap this. These are the companies you want to short. It doesn't matter how many people are staying home streaming, these people already stream and either own Netflix or another competitor. Netflix is not ad based like Hulu, they don't profit more from everyone watching more. Their valuation is absurd for this market. Look for any company not in biotech with absurd valuations. In a bear market, absurd valuations are around 35x, look for NFLX, Chipotle, SQ, etc all to sit there.

[Anonymous No.18009783]

>BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY >BLACK MONDAY

[Anonymous No.18009782]

>>18009764
his BIG FAT RED DILDO

[Anonymous No.18009785]

This will bounce during the night right? Some stupid idiot will buy this.

[Anonymous No.18009786]

Dumb to buy mar 25 SPY puts at open? Or genius?

[Anonymous No.18009791]

Are they going to address the fucking futures already or what?

[Anonymous No.18009793]

>>18009774

[Anonymous No.18009794]

>>18009616
A little more?

Everyone laugh at this bullcuck hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.18009795]

I KNOW I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN

[Anonymous No.18009798]

>>18009774
here
>>18009767

[Anonymous No.18009799]

>>18009753
where are you located. If you're in the city omai wa mo shinderu

[Anonymous No.18009800]

>>18009740
It’s MARTIAN law. The red planet is harsh.

>>18009729
Based nip character design.
bitch got mana for days.

>>18009718
God i want one of these big tiddy freckle women. Jewish or shiksa, I don’t care.

[Anonymous No.18009802]

>WE’RE GONNA COME FOR YOU

[Anonymous No.18009803]

>>18009530
that’s fucking racist - jannie scum ban him

[Anonymous No.18009807]

>>18009774

[Anonymous No.18009809]

>GIVE US YOUR SHIT, HOARDER OR WE'LL COME FOR YOU

[Anonymous No.18009810]

>>18009795
IVE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF

[Anonymous No.18009811]

>>18009481
>message to hoarders
>WE'RE COMING FOR YOU

[Anonymous No.18009812]

>we are going to seize hoarders supplies

holy shit!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18009814]

>>18009712
martian law?
https://youtu.be/8ci2hj7CSHI?t=431

[Anonymous No.18009815]

>>18009703
I know these threads are going as fast as possible since we're all excited to be proven right, but I just want to take a second to laugh at bulls who were predicting the bottom, AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18009823]

>>18009774

[Anonymous No.18009825]

>strong urge to take the ~10% loss and move my money to a safer place until everything blows over
>don't want to buy because money might be tight for a little while

Are these two emotional reactions the biggest mistakes that investors can make? As long as you hold out against them, you've got a much better chance of doing well?

[Anonymous No.18009827]

GOVERNMENT SEIZING SUPPLIES

[Anonymous No.18009826]

>MESSAGE TO HOARDERS
>WE'RE GONNA COME FOR YOU

[Anonymous No.18009829]

Holy fuck I'm gonna make so much money on the open tomorrow, can't wait.

[Anonymous No.18009835]

>Price gougers are gonna get their doors kicked down
lmfao

[Anonymous No.18009837]

>>18009535
if you don't sell shortly after open it'll come back up

[Anonymous No.18009838]

>TFW all these normies are dumping equity, making blue chip stocks dirt cheap.
When will they learn.

[Anonymous No.18009843]

>>18009754
Imagine if BOJ falls due to Nikkei taking it up the ass by returning to pre 2010 levels.
They own like 50% of the stock market there.
I wonder what the hell repercussions from something like that even are. Would it be like the fall of the Soviet Union or what?

[Anonymous No.18009844]

>sell the mask at the market price or we will take them from you
>still not martial law teehee

[Anonymous No.18009846]

Should i buy quantus stonks or is it going to 0?ahhh

[Anonymous No.18009848]

>pence the only one who can speak correctly.

[Anonymous No.18009850]

>If you buy two cans of soup instead of one, you will be sent to the Gulag.

[Anonymous No.18009852]

What is going on with futures? Are they back up or did they break again? My internet being fucked at the moment is not helping

[Anonymous No.18009855]

>>18009815
I wish I capped all bullcucks saying the bottom is 27k,26k...20k...18k.

[Anonymous No.18009859]

>>18009852
limit down

[Anonymous No.18009863]

SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networkinging gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list is endless. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, and better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, asshole virginity or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the semiconductor space has to offer then pushes these already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage, all responsibly managed via daily rebalancing to boot. SOXL aligns your economic interests with powerhouses like Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads.
In the last 7 years, SOXL has exploded over 42x yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and ob
viously compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, and storage into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for the "pullback". Where we're going, fretting over a few dollars is meaningless. The deliberation is over; waiting is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

[Anonymous No.18009869]

>begging garbage hoarders for help with supplies

[Anonymous No.18009871]

>>18009559
Rimworld. After putting 300 hours in on a pirated version i finally broke down and bought it.

[Anonymous No.18009872]

>>18009774

[Anonymous No.18009879]

What are they gonna do to him, bros?

[Anonymous No.18009880]

time for rationing and martial law
this didn't have to happen
but now it is happening

lol

[Anonymous No.18009882]

>>18009844
Does this apply to corporations I wonder?

[Anonymous No.18009888]

should i pull the trigger and go all in on these

[Anonymous No.18009890]

Hmm I wonder how my $100 SPY 04/17 PUTS are gonna look tomorrow??

[Anonymous No.18009893]

>>18009774

[Anonymous No.18009895]

Bros this isn't fun anymore

I'm afraid

[Anonymous No.18009896]

>>18009815
This. Every fucking pathetic green day this last month they come acting like its over & where are they now? Hiding like the bitch-ass pussies they are

[Anonymous No.18009899]

>>18009774

[Anonymous No.18009903]

1929 Stock Market Recovery

"Wall Street lore and historical charts indicate that it took 25 years to recover from the stock market crash of 1929."

[Anonymous No.18009904]

>free market abolished
it's over

[Anonymous No.18009905]

BULLS
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

[Anonymous No.18009907]

>WERE GONNA COME FOR YOU

HOLY SHIT ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.18009908]

>>18009879
They're going to parade him throughout the streets

[Anonymous No.18009912]

This is some communist shit. I bought that stuff when I prepped in January. Fuck off from my stff.

[Anonymous No.18009913]

>the anthem of THEMA
wtf is THEMA bros
is it SUPER FEMA?

[Anonymous No.18009915]

>>18009855
Same, so much bulltardation that deserves to be laughed at.

[Anonymous No.18009917]

>>18009850
does this apply for normal soups or for luxury soups only?

[Anonymous No.18009919]

>>18009888
is that a brapping cow?

[Anonymous No.18009928]

>>18009803
its a new coffee drink from the hipster bar...get with the times anon

[Anonymous No.18009929]

>>18009879
x gonna give it to him

[Anonymous No.18009930]

>>18009879
Branch Davidian time

[Anonymous No.18009931]

>>18009846
>Buying airline stocks
Lad, that airline stocks are far too volatile to buy. Saying that, Qantas are Australia's 'national champion' so likely to be bailed out if they did go under.

[Anonymous No.18009933]

where is the dumpf speech?

[Anonymous No.18009938]

>>18009863
I really need to edit this to say SOXS
Considering how it’s the exact opposite for an economic contraction.

[Anonymous No.18009944]

>>18009933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDqWkMFPOb0

[Anonymous No.18009948]

>>18009879
didn't he donate all of it after the hitpieces started flowing?

[Anonymous No.18009950]

green tuesday?

[Anonymous No.18009954]

>slightly more than 30k
Well I guess wikipedia is full of shit then

[Anonymous No.18009957]

DIS @ 50 Monday?

[Anonymous No.18009960]

>>18009872
dilate trannie

[Anonymous No.18009964]

>>18009706
thatsthejoke.jpg

[Anonymous No.18009966]

>>18009944
blessed

[Anonymous No.18009968]

>>18009954
Go to worldometer

[Anonymous No.18009969]

selling everything on monday... the drop has no end in sight. covid cases keep rising. my vanguard funds are all down -35% already... i dont know where the bottom will end up but i can see it being similar to the great depression at -80%. entire industries are going to go bankrupt. there will be no more hotels, airlines, cinemas, huge changes to society. i will take my losses for now and buy back once we have a vaccine.

[Anonymous No.18009974]

>>18009880
If only this orange retard actually acted earlier

[Anonymous No.18009975]

>>18009957
Don't fuck with the mouse

[Anonymous No.18009977]

>tfw 5k in spy puts
shoulda bet all

[Anonymous No.18009980]

>crude futures

[Anonymous No.18009984]

SHUT THE FUCK UP MIKE PENCE YOU STUPID NIGGER

[Anonymous No.18009985]

>>18009879
public hanging in times square
a damn shame, really

[Anonymous No.18009991]

>>18009957
god I hope so I've got Disney puts $80 4/17 exp, am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.18009993]

>>18009968
They were saying US has 11k new cases earlier today and now they're saying US has 8K new cases. Not very reliable...

[Anonymous No.18009998]

How do I see estimated openings for the TSE?

[Anonymous No.18010000]

>new guidance
>allows exposed individuals to return to work
based

[Anonymous No.18010001]

>>18009980
Cheer up, once we hit 0 just apply to get your free oil barrels sent to you.

[Anonymous No.18010003]

>trump suspended all travel from china

lies, flights are still arriving in CA.

[Anonymous No.18010006]

>>18009871
is it easier to learn than dwarf fortress? is there ANYWAY to change the art in the game..for some reason I just hate it, too cartoony

[Anonymous No.18010009]

>>18009977
I'm there with ya guy, I want this economy to crash and burn and then I'll ride it all the way back up

[Anonymous No.18010010]

>>18009993
NYC revised down. God knows what happened.

[Anonymous No.18010011]

Will crude go negative?

[Anonymous No.18010015]

>>18009673
make a luty gun.

[Anonymous No.18010018]

>>18009985
i think they'll tie him to a poll like a tetherball and bat him back and forth. Good for morale in these difficult times.

[Anonymous No.18010026]

>National Guard deployed
>FEMA camps going up
>Government unironically threatening preppers with confiscation if they dont resell to the gov at a discount
>"IT'S NOT MARTIAL LAW, THO"
holy shit, is this the end?

[Anonymous No.18010027]

>>18009673
Good luck finding a gun or ammo

[Anonymous No.18010029]

>>18009969
Now is the time I buy

[Anonymous No.18010031]

>>18009980
Ready to buy some supermajors?

[Anonymous No.18010036]

got a good feeling about monday

[Anonymous No.18010037]

>>18009993
It was saying that because New York put out false data

[Anonymous No.18010038]

>>18009969
No need to panic. All bear markets have rebounds. Even the 90% of the great depression took for years to be reached. There is plenty of time to gradually withdraw without panic selling.

[Anonymous No.18010041]

>>18009969
at this point you might as well wait for the bull trap, SPY should reach 270-280 before dumping hard below 200

[Anonymous No.18010044]

>>18010009
pls don't crash it too hard, we need something to go back up nigga

[Anonymous No.18010045]

>>18010001
>Oil -$2.50
>Saudis will literally pay you $2.50 just to take oil off their hands

[Anonymous No.18010049]

>>18009903
Thats if you bought the top before the crash. I started buying Thursday & will buy every red day until i reach my average cost again. Im in my 20s, i have time to buy the dip & wait. Bring on the next depression, i have time & will have a great DCA

[Anonymous No.18010051]

>>18009991
you're going to be fucking rich

[Anonymous No.18010059]

>>18010006
its absolutely easier than dwarf fortress. DF is autism incarnated. I'm not 100 percent sure but there are some mods for it for aesthetics.
Game is fun but sometimes gets annoyingly frustrating with how your survivors act.

[Anonymous No.18010061]

wait is crude now actually worth less than a barrel it's stored in or this is a meme?

[Anonymous No.18010067]

>>18010026
How many chimp out and niggers shot?

[Anonymous No.18010070]

>>18009559
Heroes of the Storm

[Anonymous No.18010072]

>>18010026
>preppers
You got that right

[Anonymous No.18010077]

It's day 7 of 15?
We are already halfway through the quarantine I guess?

[Anonymous No.18010083]

>jokes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE'RE GOING DOWN TO 0

[Anonymous No.18010086]

what pattern is this called?

[Anonymous No.18010089]

Oh boy he's taking questions now.

[Anonymous No.18010091]

>>18010061
it's a reddit meme espoused by basedboys that googled the price of a barrel

[Anonymous No.18010094]

>>18010061
not all barrels cost the exact same amount of money
but probably not unless you buy really expensive barrels

[Anonymous No.18010097]

>>18009530
It's Black March, fella.

[Anonymous No.18010100]

>>18010077
lmao far from it. It's day 0 because people are still going out

[Anonymous No.18010102]

>>18010059
>>18010006
buy kenshi if you haven't yet. Also anything ssethzeentach makes a video about.

[Anonymous No.18010103]

>>18010086
The slippery slope.

[Anonymous No.18010104]

>>18010077
The quarantine won't do anything unless the military steps in and it lasts multiple months

[Anonymous No.18010108]

CHIMPOUT IMMINENT
>CHIMPOUT IMMINENT

LOOTERS COMING OUT TONIGHT
FERGUSON 2.0
GET YOUR WEAPONS READY BOYS

[Anonymous No.18010113]

>>18009980
You're supposed to have orders set to grab cheaper cheapies if you're long, anon. Oil can jerk around fast and you won't be able to react quick enough to snag deep intraday lows without them.

[Anonymous No.18010114]

>stainless steel
WAS THAT A BUY SIGNAL

[Anonymous No.18010116]

>>18010086
The bear slide.

[Anonymous No.18010117]

I tried warning some stupid fuck boomers years ago this was inevitable. The market is to leveraged I said, there are too many companies buying their own stocks I said.
Well today those morons are borderline of broke, people never listen until its too late.

[Anonymous No.18010121]

>>18010102
He is where i heard of RimWorld. Kenshi is too out there for me. I couldn't get the hang of it.

[Anonymous No.18010122]

>>18010086
Line rider

[Anonymous No.18010123]

>>18010067
Many, I hope.

[Anonymous No.18010125]

STAINLESS STEEL

[Anonymous No.18010129]

>>18010103
STAINLESS STEEL SUPPORT

[Anonymous No.18010130]

>>18009559
First Witcher game, never got around to that series.

[Anonymous No.18010134]

>>18010086

[Anonymous No.18010135]

>USS Mercy and USS Comfort are going to start rocketing coastal cities to contain the outbreak

[Anonymous No.18010137]

>>18010044
Realistically, I don't think the DOW would ever go beneath 10K, the NASDAQ is pretty close to its bottom, but I think the S&P could go to around 1000K, but who knows, I'm just some dumbass

[Anonymous No.18010138]

>>18010086
back to 0 where the ponzi belongs

[Anonymous No.18010140]

>>18010077
At the least keep on holding until the start of April. We're still underway.

[Anonymous No.18010141]

>>18010061
"barrel" is just the measurement. Oil isn't normally stored or shipped like that anymore.

[Anonymous No.18010142]

>>18010104
the quarantine won't do anything except harm our economy, no matter what we do

it's just self-inflicted unemployment without slowing down the spread at all

[Anonymous No.18010143]

>>18009583
Congrats, you guys gained 20%.

[Anonymous No.18010148]

>>18010086
The Bread Line pattern

[Anonymous No.18010149]

That's a spicy question

[Anonymous No.18010150]

30k 20x leverage anon how rich are you rn?

[Anonymous No.18010151]

REMEMBER THAT MAXIMUM PAIN WILL NOT BE FELT UNTIL WE GET A PRESS PICTURE OF A SENATOR / PRESIDENT IN CRITICAL CONDITION IN THE HOSPITAL

[Anonymous No.18010153]

>>18010026
Close to it, I'm just glad I live off a DSL connection in rural texas, currently growing tomatoes, wheat, potatoes and raising chickens. Just me and my dad, we have one of these 1000 gal water propylene tanks too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxTq4xYlEl8

[Anonymous No.18010157]

TOM BRADY SIGNING FOR THE STEELERS

[Anonymous No.18010159]

>gee thats too bad
lol

[Anonymous No.18010161]

>ROMNEY'S IN ISOLATION? GEE, THAT'S TOO BAD
JESUS FUCK TRUMP

[Anonymous No.18010163]

>>18010026
How many preppers prepped for the gov seizing their shit?

[Anonymous No.18010166]

Romney is in isolation
>gee that's too bad...

[Anonymous No.18010169]

>>18010121
it takes a little time but you'll get really into it. You just need to learn how the game works and the controls. I think i'll order another 5 gallons of vodka from drizly and load it up tonight instead of playing DoW soulstorm.

[Anonymous No.18010170]

Gee, that's too bad.

[Anonymous No.18010172]

>>18010122
kek

[Anonymous No.18010175]

TRUMP DIDN'T KNOW PAUL WAS IN QUARANTINE

[Anonymous No.18010177]

>GEE THAT'S TOO BAD

[Anonymous No.18010178]

>>18010161
sauce

[Anonymous No.18010180]

>>18009931
Airlines are not strategic assets. States will prioritize bailing out manufacturing. Also in many countries a bail out means nationalization with no shareholder indemnification.

[Anonymous No.18010184]

>>18010161

[Anonymous No.18010185]

>>18010130
what a janky ass game, good on your for playing it.

>halo 1 remake
>warzone
>Magic the Gathering on Tabletop Simulator

I think warzone is a great battle royale desu..lots of things streamlined.

[Anonymous No.18010186]

Has truly has no fucking idea whats going on holy kek

[Anonymous No.18010187]

>That's too bad.
>was that sarcasm?

[Anonymous No.18010188]

>>18010108
Let them come.

[Anonymous No.18010190]

TOO
BAD

[Anonymous No.18010191]

>>18010150
I like your balls

[Anonymous No.18010197]

>>18010163
Most of them I assume. That's the first thing you prep for

[Anonymous No.18010198]

>>18010137
>the S&P could go to around 1000K
it's over for us, bear bros...

[Anonymous No.18010200]

>>18010151
maximum pain will not be felt until you are personally triaged and your oxygen is given to a zoomer with a tic toc channel.

[Anonymous No.18010204]

>>18010161
>DO I DETECT SARCASM SIR?
kek

[Anonymous No.18010205]

who here thinks $PLAY will be around this time next year?

[Anonymous No.18010208]

>>18010157
SPORTSBALL IS FOR FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.18010212]

FUCKING PASS THE STIMULUS NANCY

[Anonymous No.18010218]

>>18009848
Pence is actually not a retard with dementia. He’s just kind of a creep... but I’d vote for him over trump.

[Anonymous No.18010219]

>>18010161
WHAT DID DRUMPF MEAN BY THIS?!

[Anonymous No.18010221]

>>18010149
DO I DETECT A HINT OF SARCASM??

fucking dick

[Anonymous No.18010222]

SHORT BOEING

[Anonymous No.18010223]

>"Gee thats too bad"

LMAO

[Anonymous No.18010228]

>>18010077
The 15 day voluntary shit was just to try and slow the infection (flatten the curve) so that hospitals wouldn't be overwhelmed with everyone getting it within a week or two. The more quarantining that is enacted, the longer the total time for the epidemic to pass, but the fewer the people that die simply because there aren't enough supplies/services to help them.

[Anonymous No.18010231]

Is he on opiates?

[Anonymous No.18010233]

Trump dabbed on Romney

[Anonymous No.18010235]

>>18010180
Do you think the Australian government will allow Qantas to go under?

[Anonymous No.18010239]

>VIX futures, fucking FUTURES, 72

[Anonymous No.18010241]

>>18010205
Did anyone even go to those shitholes before this started? Dead company.

[Anonymous No.18010244]

>I may be republican but I don't like that
>what the fuck did you just say you little shit

[Anonymous No.18010252]

is it happening?

[Anonymous No.18010253]

So both DJIA and SP as well as NASDAQ futures are limit down, USD is soaring against all other currencies.
Trump didn't know Romney or Paul were in quarantined.
This is your pilot speaking: "I am now jumping off the plane and it is crashing. Make your peace with god"

[Anonymous No.18010254]

>>18010198
fuck, you know what I mean, 1K, I've been drinking all day quarantine is boring

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18010257]

>I don't want stock buybacks ... I may be Republican but I don't like that
wow based

[Anonymous No.18010258]

Does Trump want to have stock buybacks?

[Anonymous No.18010263]

>>18010239
>+12%

[Anonymous No.18010266]

>>18009559
>State of decay 2: Juggernaut Edition
Seems very apropos

[Anonymous No.18010270]

>>18010257
If they outlaw buybacks, the recovery for the market will unironically be in the +20 year region.

[Credit Spread Officer No.18010273]

USD TO 150 IN 2 YEARS
SCREENCAP THIS POST

[Anonymous No.18010274]

Wait, do retards ITT actually think their stock will go up if the company is bailed out? Here's a hint, filing chapter 11 means the stock closes at 0 forever.

[Anonymous No.18010275]

cruise lines employ hardly any americans jobs
cruise lines pay no american tax

[Anonymous No.18010277]

He's rambling right now.

[Anonymous No.18010283]

You have to be delusional af to think this is going to go light on the US. You are fucked.
Big time.

[Anonymous No.18010282]

>>18010235
Lmafo, we're too busy giving neets $1100 every two weeks now

[Anonymous No.18010291]

>>18010253

>$0.00

[Anonymous No.18010295]

New thread:

>>18010280
>>18010280
>>18010280

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18010294]

>>18010270
The current meme is outlawing buybacks for companies that take government bailouts.

[Anonymous No.18010311]

>>18010270
>If CEOs can't create an infinite loop of money to meet their compensation incentives, stock valuations will be realistic

[Anonymous No.18010315]

>>18010270
they should outlaw it for companies that get a handout

[Anonymous No.18010322]

>>18010086

[Anonymous No.18010321]

>>18010253
Dumb question, why would the dollar going up cause stocks to keep going down, I legitimately don't understand

[Anonymous No.18010323]

>>18010253
>USD is soaring against all other currencies.
imagine injecting literally trillions of liquidity into the market and you still can't curb deflation
holy shit, is this the end?

[Anonymous No.18010333]

>>18010275
What did he say about cruises?

[Anonymous No.18010345]

>>18010270
Good buybacks are a reason as to why the market are crashing as hard has they are

>instead of using the money for R&D and what not, companies just spend the money they got from the recession on to artificially inflate their stock value

[Anonymous No.18010350]

>>18010321
deflation

[Anonymous No.18010356]

>25k SPY puts
>2k QQQ puts
>2k UVXY calls
>20k in other puts

[Anonymous No.18010394]

>>18010185
It’s quite janky but once you get the combat down a bit, realizing that you need to read a damn book to know how to get certain materials from monsters, and a few other outdated gameplay features, it’s ok so far. Missed out on a romance card opportunity accidentally already. You can miss a lot in the game because of state dependent npcs.

[Anonymous No.18010397]

>>18010294
That's basically the entire market in this shitstorm.
Everyone needs a bailout here.

>>18010315
Oh yeah they should outlaw that practice, but it's going to make a fast recovery impossible, which makes this entire thing so much more interesting.
There's going to be no bounce after this thing bottoms out. Just years of sideways movement like Japan has been enduring for the last 30 years.

[Anonymous No.18010408]

>>18010197
You'd probably won't property somewhere rural, Where you have signs that say "Trespassers will be shot on sight", You have to do this in texas or you will get legally fucked. We have pic related on the front of our driveway gate and around our property on the trees.

[Anonymous No.18010429]

>>18010254
>I've been drinking all day quarantine is boring
Cheers

[Anonymous No.18010440]

>>18010270
>NOOOOO YOU CANT BAN THE THING THAT HELPED CAUSE THE CRASH!!!
>NOT THE HECKIN CEOS AND THEIR BONUS BUCKAROOS!
>YOU CANT DO THAT TO MY MANIPULATED STOCKERINOS!!!

[Anonymous No.18010442]

>BREAKING: Senate coronavirus stimulus bill fails to get enough votes to clear procedural hurdle - CNBC

USA is a fucking degenerate dumb shithole, can't even pass a bill that will sustain millions of families with others during a crisis. Holy fucking shit

[Anonymous No.18010479]

>>18010442
No! Fuck I wanted 2400 bucks in april

[Anonymous No.18010511]

>>18010442
Democrats are purposely preventing aid to get Trump to lose the election. The government should not have this much power over the people. They are going to let people die so they can win an election...

[Anonymous No.18010523]

>>18010442
WAGIES BTFO

[Anonymous No.18010556]

>>18010049
I'm waiting longer before considering buying anything. the S&P is looking like it's gonna test 2,000 followed by 1500. if it hits 1500 I'll start buying but this is unprecedented levels of fucked and for very concrete reasons. lot more money to be made shorting...anything.

[Anonymous No.18010693]

Oh well at least I can bag Dis @ 50 and knock my avg price way the hell down at the same time.

[Anonymous No.18010727]

>>18010442
>>18010511
Everyone knows its the Dems, people might start to visit their houses.

[Anonymous No.18011050]

>>18010356
spare a shekel for a poorfag?

[Anonymous No.18011231]

MCD's closing in UK and Ireland.

[Anonymous No.18011272]

>>18009673
Buying puts on you right now

[Anonymous No.18011478]

>>18009671
how do they know what open will be?

[Anonymous No.18011674]

gnite bulls, you guys tried.

[Anonymous No.18011751]

>>18010323
Smoothy morons underestimated deflation risk and liquidity shortage even before the statewide lockdowns took effect.

[Anonymous No.18012069]

Euro market predictions?