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[Anonymous No.18005174]

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Misc:
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[Anonymous No.18005177]

for bulls

[Anonymous No.18005191]

>>18005174
Bulls need to get the rope

[Anonymous No.18005192]

Hello

[Anonymous No.18005202]

>>18005177
checked and greenpilled

[Anonymous No.18005220]

>>18005177
the only thing left for the bulls is a noose

[Anonymous No.18005223]

*cough*

[Anonymous No.18005233]

>thought $20/oil was the floor
>More states shutting down
>Russia/Saudi deal didn't happen
>Senators getting sick so even more lock downs will happen as they ancient senators are scared shitless

I lost everything thinking that Oil was going to rebound.

[Anonymous No.18005239]

gonna need an updated version pronto

[Anonymous No.18005240]

i dont have any money

[Anonymous No.18005252]

>>18004928
5k PFE, 5k CAH, 5k BAX, 5k MDT, 5k TMDX, 5k GE, 5k TEVA, 5k AZN, 5k RGR, 5k cash.

A perfectly balanced coronavirus portfolio.

[Anonymous No.18005251]

>>18005233
The weekend always causes the market to drop. I bought TVIX right before it closed for this reason. I'm planning on selling as soon as it opens because there's going to be a bulltrap eventually.

[Anonymous No.18005258]

The curse is broken, this is the week of the bears.

[Anonymous No.18005266]

>>18005233
I tried to warn you bro!

[Anonymous No.18005267]

Continuing last. Volatility IS trailing off, so the big daily drops we had been seeing are beginning to drop off. Instead of 3000 point losses, we should expect to see more 1000 point drops over time. Plan your strategy appropriately, look to markets from other countries for indications, don't get hot hands with your holdings either. If you are going to buy into regular stocks it's nearly a good time to do so but not quite yet.
Things are going to get worse for a while, but the biggest daily losses are looking a bit less likely based on overall sell volume and VIX indicators of volatility.
There's a lot of upside to be had in this market, but don't expect too many big daily crashes.

[Anonymous No.18005273]

>>18005233
yea i told you guys it was too soon
it will rubberband back at some point, but first its a matter of waiting until all available storage gets too costly/full to deal with

[Anonymous No.18005280]

>Futures soon.

[Anonymous No.18005283]

>>18005267
You’re not allowed to think rationally on biz

[Anonymous No.18005296]

>>18005233
Oh god, are you one of the GUSH nignogs?

[Anonymous No.18005300]

>>18005239
What goes down will go up, later.

[Anonymous No.18005301]

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.18005306]

>>18005280
>MFW it immediately hits the breaker at -5%

[Anonymous No.18005308]

>>18005267
>measuring drops by points
You are literally fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.18005318]

>got a dry cough now
I-I'm gonna be fine right? all the money I made this month won't go to waste r-right?

[Anonymous No.18005319]

>>18005258
>they don't even try to hide it.jpg
no
they dont
they literally told us about the overnight repos last fall
buy EoD/AH, dump the next day onto market to give banks some scrap liquidity

[Anonymous No.18005320]

>>18005301
YOUR LIFE DOES NOT TRUMP MY RIGHT TO SPREAD DISEASE
DONT TREAD ON ME

[Anonymous No.18005321]

>>18005174

Anybody got good Put or call option ideas to throw around?

Im thinking $Dis puts $50. $BA puts as far out of the money as possible. Those guys going bust

[Anonymous No.18005326]

>>18005267
I don't think anyone is expecting 3k losses daily anymore, it's not what will kill the DOW. Consistent 1k losses over months will as retarded bullcucks go "this is the floor!"
>look to markets from other countries for indications

[Anonymous No.18005329]

I bought 8 shares of USO at $5 to hedge against being right about the market continuing to crash. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[Anonymous No.18005334]

What's the best way to win in a recession other than buying puts and inverse ETFs?
Holding cash?

[Anonymous No.18005337]

>>18005321
i'm pretty happy with my BYND puts

[Anonymous No.18005344]

>>18005308
That's a hell of a way of saying "I don't understand how volatility and big swings on the market are related"

[Anonymous No.18005345]

>>18005301
Dude the division is about to dispatch to New York

[Anonymous No.18005352]

>>18005174
Dare I say based department

[Anonymous No.18005354]

>>18005301
>China a 81K cases
>probably millions dead
Chinks will never stop lying. They will get what they deserve.

[Anonymous No.18005355]

>>18005337
incredibly to think that garbage was almost $220 last june

[Anonymous No.18005360]

Loaded up on $SH 34c 3/27 . See you on Mars

[Anonymous No.18005362]

>>18005321
>Those guys going bust
Oh no they're not anon, but they're going down. I would fully expect Boeing to become a nationalized arm of the government and set a precedent for fed government to buy out failing companies.

[Anonymous No.18005363]

>>18005320

[Anonymous No.18005376]

>>18005334
Blue chip stocks and expect to hold them for a year. They have become the closest thing to an index fund any more

[Anonymous No.18005379]

>>18005334
buy Apple, Microsoft, and defense stonks (Kratos, Lockmart, Raytheon) at the bottom

[Anonymous No.18005382]

>>18005321
yea any dumb asshole HODLing BA common stock is gonna get dunked on

[Anonymous No.18005405]

>>18005334
this thing is going to have stages. Right now the dollar is increasing in relative value so i have UUP calls, but later we're going to see inflation as your dollar will not be able to purchase increasingly scarce products due to supply chain disruption and focusing on essential medical supplies. For that stage i'm thinking PM related calls and maybe UUP puts. towards the end i expect oil to recover, so i'll go into GUSH. But who knows right? Its all pretty fucked.

[Anonymous No.18005406]

Any Swiss banks listed on american exchanges?

The guy on the last thread convinced me

[Anonymous No.18005407]

I've been watching a documentary on the great depression and this point in time reflects a lot of what we are seeing now:

>Tons of new fags entering the market through brokers like Robin good and webull.

>Tons of over confidence. Literally no one thought this would happen and everyone thinks it will be over soon.

>The federal government doing little or being unable to do anything to stop it

>Lay offs then defaults

Is this really it? Almost exactly 100 years later?

[Anonymous No.18005416]

>>18005354
Based

[Anonymous No.18005420]

>>18005233
Everything I've been seeing and reading is that Oil will go down to at least $5. I'm shorting oil like crazy and making a mountain of cash.

[Anonymous No.18005428]

>>18005308
> Not measuring by points
????

[Anonymous No.18005432]

>>18005407
That point in time**

[Anonymous No.18005439]

>>18005326
Hell given how some of the posters here seem to be reacting to simple points that aren't controversial and seem to be unable to exercise basic reading comprehension, it sure fucking feels that way.
But on that note, I'm looking at the HSI which took a more directed blow to its system. As we can see, over time with slow slides the market began to stabilize, but then opened fully recently (The big slide) yet even then is beginning to stabilize.
I'm nowhere near calling this a floor. That won't be until we are well into a market recovery. And even then, we will only be able to retroactively call it a bottom.

[Anonymous No.18005458]

>>18005406
I wouldn't hold banks per se, I'd hold physical CHF, or CHF banking index.

[Anonymous No.18005474]

>>18005352
I bet she's a boomer.

[Anonymous No.18005476]

>>18005266
fuckin nice to see the original

[Anonymous No.18005477]

Based Gregory telling it like it is.

[Anonymous No.18005488]

>>18005439
Keep in mind 1920s had absolutely vicious bulltrap spanning fucking months. There's no guarantee it won't happen again.

[Anonymous No.18005491]

When do futures start

[Anonymous No.18005494]

BLACK MONDAY

[Anonymous No.18005516]

>>18005344
>>18005428
>market at 30k
>"OH NO MUH 2500 POINT DROP! WE DOOMED!"
>market at 15k
>"Oh, just a 1500 point drop, thats nothing"
>1000 point difference
>8% drop vs 10% drop
BUT MUH POINTS!!!! IT ONLY MATTER IF BIG POINTS! THAT WHAT NEWS PERSON SAY!

[Anonymous No.18005520]

>>18005300
I believe the saying is "What goes up must come down"

[Anonymous No.18005521]

Loading up on JPM GS BAC WFC

[Anonymous No.18005527]

>>18005491
6pm today

[Anonymous No.18005529]

How long should we hold cash?

[Anonymous No.18005532]

alright here's a dumb one..

what type of accounts are most of you guys invested in? general brokerage accounts? retirement accounts? I am setting up a Roth IRA right now thru vanguard and looking at all the advice here..I guess the move would be to buy inverse ETFs, or hell maybe just something like VOO since it's bottoming out right now - and the argument is that it will creep back up over time

[Anonymous No.18005542]

>>18005516
Anon I get what you are saying but you need to understand points are there for a reason.

[Anonymous No.18005553]

>>18005494
As black as the devils bottom

>>18005376
But it's bad to buy them now right.

>>18005379
How do you when the bottom is in?

>>18005405
So oil is indicator of the bottom?

[Anonymous No.18005556]

>>18005532
>that it will creep back up over time
But It's not the bottom yet?

[Anonymous No.18005562]

>Merkel in quarantine because her doc was tested positive for corona chan

stocks gon b droppin boys

[Anonymous No.18005565]

>>18005488
Absolutely. I'm of the opinion that it will get a touch worse. I'm just doubtful of these guys who all say it's going all the way down. I reckon it'll be a more day to day process to see any gains from positions. That is buy and dump daily pretty much in order to scrape up any profits. But I'm very much of the opinion that we aren't going to continue seeing these big slides. Slow to anemic growth is possible, but it depends on how the volatility trails off and how Forex markets do. I've been tooling in there for a while but I've never been big on it. Especially as the dollar is currently being seen as a safe haven for currencies at the moment.

[Anonymous No.18005572]

>>18005529
Don't hold cash buy SDOW calls

[Anonymous No.18005573]

>>18005267
A thousand point drop is down 5% at this point. So I guess you’re right, we won’t be seeing multiple 3,000 point drops now because it’s now not far from triggering the daily circuit breaker.

We are only 4000 down from a 50% drop off the high.

[Anonymous No.18005575]

>>18005553
>So oil is indicator of the bottom?
Fuck no, if Russia and OPEC made a new deal, oil would skyrocket while economy would still be dead.

[Anonymous No.18005581]

>having a talk with some dipshit in the "let the boomers die, we must save the economy" camp
>they won't listen to reason about the need for lock downs
>getting nowhere, so I decide to ask them how many they could live with dying for the economy
>tell them I'll give them exactly how much we'd have to restrict ourselves to meet that threshold
>while I'm at it, suggest 50k and 70k as complete nonsense lowballs cause by this point I'm fucking convinced they're naive dipshits
My standards for them were low, but holy fuck.
>We should only shut down enough to keep deaths below 40k
When the fuck did they add calculus to school curriculums and why wasn't it 40 god damn years sooner and mandatory as all fuck? There's already more than 40k god damn walking ghosts.

[Anonymous No.18005588]

>>18005174
Oh boy, here I go profiting again.

[Anonymous No.18005590]

>>18005556
well sure that's the million dollar question. so buy in at it lowest. let me get my time machine

[Anonymous No.18005594]

>>18005379
>>18005334
what are good cheapies to get in on to hold long as this bitch continues to crash

[Anonymous No.18005595]

>>18005553
Timing the bottom exactly is a fool's errand. It's not like we'll just return to "stonks only go up" at a certain threshold. There will be massive volatility for months even at the "bottom". Start buying after next Monday.

[Anonymous No.18005607]

>>18005562
holy shit, wish I had puts on DAX

[Anonymous No.18005608]

>>18005553
its an indicator of increasing demand for all things. Right now we're heading into global lockdown scenario for who knows how long, so people aren't going to be using a lot of oil. Trade is also fucked so that fuel won't be used for international shipping or flights as much. Less demand, plus more supply is going to crater oil even more. Oils recovery will lag somewhat from general economic recovery.

[Anonymous No.18005609]

>>18005233
Literally everyone warned you oil idiots not to buy yet. But you all had to rush into GUSH. Oil isnt rebounding until Saudis and Russia reach an agreement. Why would you put money in front of a Saudi bulldozer.

[Anonymous No.18005620]

>>18005595
>Start buying after next Monday.
Fuck no unless you want to hold your bags for 4+ years. We're not anywhere close to the floor, we won't be for atleast a year. Even if this virus shit blows over, we still won't be at the bottom.

[Anonymous No.18005621]

>>18005491
> Every fucking time
Welcome newfriend.

[Anonymous No.18005625]

>>18005553
>But it's bad to buy them now right.
You will make money regardless. You won't make the MOST because that would come from hitting the bottom. But you won't know where that bottom is until well after we have passed it.

[Anonymous No.18005628]

Buying the dip. Trump will turn this into a V shape recovery. It's just a flu lmao right fellow pedes.

[Anonymous No.18005629]

>>18005594
AAPL, MSFT, TSLA (below $250), RTN, LMT, KTOS, PFE, NET

Tech and defense

[Anonymous No.18005632]

[Anonymous No.18005635]

I'm getting so hard thinking of all the blue chip stocks I'm going to buy on discount after the whole market finishes correcting. BMO, Suncor, CPR, Telus... all so cheap right now

[Anonymous No.18005644]

>>18005595
bro we haven't even started the crash. I can't understand people who see that we're going into at minimum a 12 week quarantine and still think now is a good time to buy.

You're right about not timing the bottom though.

[Anonymous No.18005646]

>>18005629
boeing, or do you think they're gonna flop?

[Anonymous No.18005647]

>>18005407
The government can’t even reach a deal on gibs when both sides want to do gibs. Pure retards are in control.

[Anonymous No.18005654]

>>18005573
Right. It's a common thing you see. Initially we see these wild swings and they get a lot of reporting. But as volatility tails off, the slump continues but it doesn't really set off any alarms. Instead any growth becomes anemic and the markets become sluggish.
Secretly everyone is wishing for the world to end. And a complete crash of the stock markets is what they see as such a case.
People should plan their portfolios appropriately. We are seeing a massive influx in the board because everyone wants to know what's going on and get in on the action since some of us are actually making money, but this ride, like the ride to the top, is not indefinite and there's no guarantee that the worst case scenario will play out as they secretly hope.
Which feeds into why I'm saying that people who are actually making investing decisions need to plan appropriately so that they can take the full advantage of the markets over the next few weeks.

[Anonymous No.18005655]

GOOOOOOOODDAMMIT STOP LAUGHING AT ME YOU BEAR FUCKS

[Anonymous No.18005660]

>>18005516
> Market is always this volatile
> Points don't give you an understanding of what a normal market day can look like
Okie dokie anon, people all over the world throughout history have measured their market movements in points, but you sure know better than them.

[Anonymous No.18005674]

>>18005233
And I have puts against XOM. Get fucked, bull.

[Anonymous No.18005675]

>>18005646
look at that chart m8
now look at their bonds
shit is ogre
preferred stockfags will get some scraps common stockfags get BTFO, and everyone loses their jobs

[Anonymous No.18005676]

>>18005646
Boeing is going to 0.

[Anonymous No.18005682]

>>18005644
This.
(((They))) are doing the best to dump their bags on retail right now.

[Anonymous No.18005685]

>>18005575
Oh no

>>18005594
I'd also like to know

>>18005595
I don't want to hold for years to break even

>>18005608
Is there a way to monitor increasing demand and consumption of oil other than price?

>>18005625
Yep but I'd rather buy right after the bottom than before because then the chances of panic selling are low.
I am estimating the bottom to be either hovering around 17k for the DOW or much much lower if it's a full depression

[Anonymous No.18005690]

>>18005542
>>18005660
>market-capitalization-weighted index
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/sp500.asp
>price-weighted index
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/djia.asp
>market capitalization-weighted index
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/n/nasdaqcompositeindex.asp
Saying these can't go down more because the points will be less doesn't make any sense. Thats all.

[Anonymous No.18005695]

We are going full Depression mode, its fucking over.

>inb4 muh bulltrap

[Anonymous No.18005701]

>>18005646
Wait until well after their bailout

[Anonymous No.18005704]

>>18005644
The assumption that there will be a 12 week quarantine is predicated on the assumption that Trump isn't evil or stupid enough to let everyone die.

At this point, given how many fucking times they've denied a full quarantine is coming, I'm convinced they're going to go with a regional rolling quarantine system where each state gets locked down when it gets bad until it's not bad any more. If that plan sounds stupid, it's because it is.

[Anonymous No.18005716]

>>18005682
what exactly did you think unwinding ten years of stock buybacks was gonna look like?

[Anonymous No.18005718]

I'm planning to short oil then DCA into dividend stocks.

[Anonymous No.18005720]

*submits weekly bernie sanders for president donation*
*puts remainder of wagecuck pay into VTSAX*
Where my DCA Xhads @?

[Anonymous No.18005722]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/37-million-jobs-could-be-lost-in-the-coronavirus-crisis-and-these-workers-will-be-the-hardest-hit-chart-shows-2020-03-22?mod=bnbh
OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.18005724]

>>18005635
Imagine buying $500K in T with a dividend yield of 10%. That may be reality when this shit is over.

[Anonymous No.18005742]

>>18005685
i mean, just buy in when we beat this disease. Or if some sort of doomsday scenario happens in the mideast or russia and they can't get enough workers to keep the oil flowing.

[Anonymous No.18005746]

>>18005690
Who the fuck made that claim? Yes, what is considered a shocking amount of points in a daily move changes based on where you are, but that doesn't invalidate measuring by points.

[Anonymous No.18005748]

>>18005724
Imagine just buying 500k in Apple and having it double every year or two instead of 10%.

[Anonymous No.18005751]

>>18005646
Anon, quarantine just begun.

[Anonymous No.18005754]

Everyone shills LMT, KTOS, and BA, but where's the love for LDOS?

[Anonymous No.18005768]

>>18005704
They have to do it state by state because those governors need to start with their guard. Of which they won’t have any experience in policing a population or even have weapons. Only then if there is chaos can Trump roll in tanks and the big boy army.

[Anonymous No.18005772]

>>18005724
>>18005748
imagine having $500k

:(

[Anonymous No.18005776]

>>18005655

[Anonymous No.18005786]

>>18005240

What's the source? I need it...for reasons...

[Anonymous No.18005788]

>>18005720
>>18005718
What does DCA mean

[Anonymous No.18005793]

>>18005724
T is so bogged down in trash debt its insane
what is it like $80B? having to refinance fucking constantly.
if BA got a downgrade, i bet theyre on deck desu

[Anonymous No.18005795]

>>18005704
no, your analysis is only like half right. Yes they are lying to the public. But they are lying in order to have personnel in place to enforce the quarantines. They'll announce the official quarantine the day after they have military blockades outside every major city. If they roll it out they risk people in say Boise fleeing to the hills the day NYC gets locked down.

[Anonymous No.18005797]

>>18005420
What are some good inverse leverage oil ETFs? I got a call on GUSH that's so far out and so cheap that I may as well make money to cover that in the meantime

[Anonymous No.18005799]

>>18005788
Dollar cost average, google it nigger.

[Anonymous No.18005800]

>>18005754
LDOS is gay go all in on GD for boomerbuxx

[Anonymous No.18005801]

>>18005788
Dollar cost average. Buying more every time it drops so the average amount you spent on the lot decreases each time

[Anonymous No.18005805]

>>18005788
A Slang for Disneyland employee's meaning Disney's California Adventure, A Disney owned theme park, right next to disneyland

[Anonymous No.18005806]

FYI 1 hour 45 minutes until the New zealand markets open.
Kind of curious to see how their currency does today.

[Anonymous No.18005821]

>>18005635
Same, this kind of shit is literally a once in a lifetime opportunity for us (if the market will actually drop 60-80%). I can't fucking wait

[Anonymous No.18005824]

>>18005635
This ain't even close to being over either. I've been waiting for this since 2008 came and went.

[Anonymous No.18005833]

>>18005754
They're into the hypersonics market so it might be interesting

[Anonymous No.18005836]

>>18005799
>>18005801
Okay I understand.
What intervals do you prefer and what percentages of your total cash on hand do you use each time? I imagine it has to be small so you need lose buying power.

[Anonymous No.18005841]

>>18005754
the fuck out of here with your 15 p/e shitstock ldos. the days of overvaluation are gone forever

[Anonymous No.18005843]

>>18005174
When so Futures open?

[Anonymous No.18005844]

Anyone else picking up some GUSH cheapies to hedge their shorts and inverse ETFs?

[Anonymous No.18005848]

>>18005788
Dollar Cost Average. Say you have a holding in O and you bought in at say 70 bucks. It's taken a hit to where it's 45 right now, half its value. You buy some more O at 45 to bring the average value of your holding of said stock to say 60. Keep doing that as far down as you can go, market will rebound eventually, and in the long run you'll have actually made profit from this stock

[Anonymous No.18005851]

>>18005843
6PM est

[Anonymous No.18005860]

>>18005240
>predatory tits

[Anonymous No.18005867]

Futures are for r*ddit

[Anonymous No.18005873]

>>18005843
>>18005851
>/smg/ When so futuers open? edition

[Anonymous No.18005878]

What's your shopping list post-coronameme?

[Anonymous No.18005879]

So has anything globally opened yet.

[Anonymous No.18005880]

>>18005848
Okay. But do you also start selling when you start profiting? So the cycle keeps going around?

[Anonymous No.18005886]

The fire rises.

[Anonymous No.18005889]

>>18005821
>>18005824
>>18005724
Based, BASED

[Anonymous No.18005892]

>>18005240
Did they fuck?

[Anonymous No.18005897]

>>18005878
lots of chicken breast, vitamin C, Heineken, and VFIAX

[Anonymous No.18005907]

>>18005843
In about 2 hours 45 minutes It opens about the same time as the New Zealand market does and runs until about open of the NYSE. It's a decent enough assessment of global markets.
The futures markets operates out of chicago at the Chicago Mercantile exchange.
Nice place. Got me into stocks as a kid.

[Anonymous No.18005915]

Is it really as simple as
>Buy SPY calls on red days to sell the next green day
And
>Buy SPY Puts on green days to sell the next red day

[Anonymous No.18005936]

>>18005915
it works until the crab comes to rape your iv

[Anonymous No.18005940]

>>18005915
No. Go to cash on deep red days. We've had some brutal double down days that have never retraced. If you were in calls for those, you'd be fucked.

[Anonymous No.18005943]

>>18005915
I did this but i'm still getting fucked a bit because of the IV. I readily admit i didn't know enough about options before I jumped into it, but i've still made a good amount of money and hope to make some real bank over the next few months

[Anonymous No.18005952]

>>18005915
yes. sell all as soon as it’s profitable, never save, take no risks.

[Anonymous No.18005955]

Britbongs what are you buying while stocks are so cheap? I'm going all in over the next 3 months.

Greggs is my top pick, Tate & Lyle, and Games Workshop my next 2. I'm just going to focus on no/low debt companies since they bounce back the quickest after recessions.

[Anonymous No.18005957]

>>18005915
i've been buying sqqq on green days and then switching to tqqq on red days.

it was working fine until we got basically nothing but red days and then i got got (see: Friday)

[Anonymous No.18005971]

>>18005915
no, but if you want simple, vix is really easy right now, it's not gonna sink much more over the next month, so just buy low and sell high and repeat that every single day.

[Anonymous No.18005980]

>>18005915
No. It's best to try to be one step ahead of market sentiment, and only flow in that direction which will help minimize your IV rape. Even if you can't, it's still best to stay with market sentiment. You should also stay in options that are weeks out at least so that one little pump doesn't destroy your puts.

[Anonymous No.18005987]

>>18005878
BA, if still alive
LMT
FB
AAPL
TSLA
AMZN

[Anonymous No.18005997]

>>18005646
get the eff out of boeing dude

[Anonymous No.18006005]

What blue chips will sustain my unwieldy erection people?

[Anonymous No.18006007]

>>18005318
Are you under 50? Yes? You'll be fine.

Do not fear corona-chan, she's here to reap the boomers.

[Anonymous No.18006014]

>>18005628
Haha get fucked retard

[Anonymous No.18006024]

>>18006007
if youre young you still get permanent respiratory damage

[Anonymous No.18006030]

>>18005955
Sausage pastries

[Anonymous No.18006037]

>>18006007
This probably includes chinas fake statistics.
The kill rate is 9% in Italy

[Anonymous No.18006048]

Yurop here, I have 50k in savings and want to use the crash to invest long term. What do I do in the coming months? DCA index funds? I read stock picking doesn't work and I'd need to buy like 30 companies anyway for diversification.

[Anonymous No.18006058]

Will we drop 20% tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18006059]

>>18006037
This is from Italy you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.18006060]

STOP WORRYING
buy kneepads,some mouth washer and you are ready to go,girl
theres always a job to do in this world

[Anonymous No.18006062]

>>18005844
No I'm not a fucking retard, reverse split this week idiot

[Anonymous No.18006068]

>>18006058
Good chance

[Anonymous No.18006070]

>>18005878
V
CAT
WM
MSFT
KO
INTC
maybe AMD

[Anonymous No.18006071]

>that random background cough
LMAO

[Anonymous No.18006072]

>>18006058
no, that will be after the national quarantine

[Anonymous No.18006081]

>all the r*ddit DCA virgins are getting cocky
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm loading up on SDOW

[Anonymous No.18006085]

>>18006072

It's all but certain though

[Anonymous No.18006088]

>>18006059
Well there's over 5k dead there right now so the kill rate is higher.

[Anonymous No.18006099]

>>18006072
PRICED
IN

[Anonymous No.18006105]

> Trump speaking an hour and a half before futures open
> Probably wraps up 30 minutes before
This should be fun

[Anonymous No.18006116]

>>18006105
Link?

[Anonymous No.18006119]

>>18006048
Personally I'd avoid funds and focus on companies with no/low debt. You don't need 30 companies for diversification, 10 to 20 would be enough.

[Anonymous No.18006128]

>>18006105
> Trump speaking an hour and a half before futures open
> Probably wraps up 30 minutes before

Oh fuck me.
Gonna need a link to that train wreck...

[Anonymous No.18006131]

>>18006105
Senate Majority Mitch McConnell (R-KY) has delayed an initial Senate vote on the stimulus package from 3 p.m. until 6 p.m. Sunday.

This will be fucking fun as fuck

[Anonymous No.18006138]

>>18006105
Yep, thinking my SDOW will print *BRRR BRRR BRRRRRR*

[Anonymous No.18006140]

>>18005174
WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN
YET MY FEET DON'T TOUCH THE GROUND
SEEIN' THE WORLD SPINNIN' UPSIDEDOWN
A MIGHTY CRASH WITHOUT A SOUND

[Anonymous No.18006143]

>>18006105
Should I watch trump or is it worthless?

[Anonymous No.18006158]

>>18006143
He might get his ass kicked by journalists again, so that's always entertaining.

[Anonymous No.18006167]

>>18005306
It's going to open slightly red then rebound to +2 green then see-saw for the rest of the night because there's no money to be made if it gets locked 2 minutes in.

[Anonymous No.18006169]

>>18005880
Totally your call on that, I just used O as am example since it's something I hold and am doing the same with. Me personally, with O, they offer a monthly dividend payout so I'd hold onto it as long as humanly possible.

And O is a real estate stock, so it's probably going to fall further while everything else starts to rebound

[Anonymous No.18006172]

Youre all just pissing in the wind. Just buckle up kiddos and hold tight

[Anonymous No.18006182]

His fat divvy is calling to thee, 0.52 x 4 to be exact. His yield is even better at over 7.30%. Reminder; even before this virus shat the yield was still over 5.2%. The cherry if you will is the price per share is cheap as hell, under 29 right now. Why don't you just buy Him now and then kick back and wait? Let drip and divvy hikes do the rest. Then if you get some spare green along the way buy more of Him till you turn 65. He'll be there for you long after you retire. He'll be there for you long after your wife leaves you and the lawyers clean you out. I'd think you'd agree, such loyalty is hard to find these days.

[Anonymous No.18006183]

>>18006116
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/coronavirus-task-force-updates-covid-19-response-watch-live-stream-today-2020-03-22/
I'm sure someone will find a jew tube one but it'll be easy enough to jewgle your preference
>>18006131
Lmao fantastic.

[Anonymous No.18006190]

>>18006140
FEEL MY STORM IS GETTIN CLOSE
HEADED YOUR WAY

[Anonymous No.18006202]

Are you ready for Black Monday (2020) Episode III?

[Anonymous No.18006203]

>Germany's Merkel goes into quarantine after contact with infected doctor

[Anonymous No.18006205]

>>18005936
>>18005971
>>18005940
So I should dedicate a week overall to a call or put option and wait it out until it moons?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18006213]

Who else excited for what this week has to bring?

[Anonymous No.18006219]

I'll make one safe bet: Phillips and other companies which are switching to ventilators and other medical devices will see something of a bump during the next week.

[Anonymous No.18006222]

>>18006131
Actually the Senate is going to pass it, so this may turn futures green, or at least less red. Fingers crossed Pelosi makes an immediate statement when it does that she won't vote on it.

[Anonymous No.18006223]

>>18006119
>10 to 20 would be enough
Literally how? That's like not even two companies per sector. Isn't the chance you're betting wrong astronomically high?

[Anonymous No.18006226]

>>18006213
yeah, maybe ill lose all my money instead of most of it

[Anonymous No.18006237]

>>18006205
Play it daily. Don't fucking hold your options in this market.

[Anonymous No.18006245]

>>18005581
>many they could live with dying for the economy
"All"

Every boomer not claimed by corona-chan is getting fed to the guillotine, they're going to get what they fucking deserve one way or the other.

[Anonymous No.18006246]

>>18006169
Okay. What percentage do you put in and how often?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18006247]

>>18006213
I'm excited for every week.. the world is an amazing place.. if we could just get rid of all the assholes...

[Anonymous No.18006256]

>>18006213
I just want to turn my small money into slightly more money so I can buy more shit at the bottom

If I make 10k over 5 years from my starting $1600 I'll be pretty fucking happy

[Anonymous No.18006266]

>>18006203
I hope the cunt get it after what she did to Europe.

[Anonymous No.18006268]

>>18005352
>landlady
wtf is a landlady? Is landlord sexist now?

[Anonymous No.18006271]

>>18006213
It feels like Christmas.

[Anonymous No.18006284]

oh nOOOOOOO WE'RE LOSING BROS SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.18006285]

>>18006105
So he will tank it again with his speech is what you are saying?
>>18006131
>>18006222
>Fingers crossed Pelosi
So you are saying my puts will do well this week?

[Anonymous No.18006291]

>>18005915
>>18005936
>>18005943
To mitigate IV, you gotta buy farther out and deeper in the money and plan to sell earlier.

[Anonymous No.18006299]

Can we just have one 1000 point green day so I can stock up on cheap inverse? I'm down to my last 8 SQQQs

[Anonymous No.18006306]

The money i'm going to make is just half of the excitement.

[Anonymous No.18006310]

>>18005174
who else here bullchads? putting calls on Pfizer

[Anonymous No.18006318]

>>18006268
are you retarded? a man who owns property is lord, a woman who owns property or is married to a man who does is a lady

so a landlady is a female landlord

[Anonymous No.18006321]

>>18006105
Why does he keep doing this bullshit? It doesn't help the market at all

[Anonymous No.18006330]

>>18006285
Well Pelosi already said they're not on board with the Senate's package, but we'll see how far she pushes that. My Hope's is she refuses to vote on it and even condemns it in a statement tonight which if she does, then yes our puts are safu.

[Anonymous No.18006337]

>>18006310
I'm not enthusiastic on pfizer at the moment. It has opportunity but it's not really bringing much that would make it seem like a good bet from investors.

[Anonymous No.18006343]

>>18006321
He uses numbers all the time as his personal scorecard. Trump never understood the stock market so he thinks he can SELL good times instead of guaranteeing them. Because real estate is the true jew business.

[Anonymous No.18006346]

bobobros weve got to increase the decrease

[Anonymous No.18006349]

>>18006291
but i'm not gonna get those 10000% gains if I buy in the money

[Anonymous No.18006350]

>>18006182
>Imagine thinking dividends aren't going to be cut across the board

[Anonymous No.18006352]

>>18005695
>depression
please learn your terminology sirs. If you actually know what the word means, then you should know this will be a recession, that likely won't last half as long as 2008. So you're still wrong.

[Anonymous No.18006353]

>>18006007
>>18006007
Theres 2 -25 year olds in our ICU with COVID pneumonia. One looks bad

[Anonymous No.18006361]

I just want to see Bill Mitchell jump from a Manhattan building

[Anonymous No.18006375]

>>18006310
Then again, looking at the volume and whisker length on the chart there might be opportunities at play this week. Not monday for certain.

[Anonymous No.18006384]

>>18006353
Thoughts and prayers
>>18005174
Comfy image

[Anonymous No.18006389]

>>18006353
There have been cases in China and Japan where the virus leads to serious meningitis in young people

[Anonymous No.18006412]

Also, Ohio just went to Shelter in place and essential travel only until April 6th at the earliest.

[Anonymous No.18006433]

>>18006389
CV exhausts the immune system and weakens the lining of the lung. Any opportunistic bacterial infection can happen. Pneumonia probably the most likely (and lethal) for the elderly. Meningitis for the young.

[Anonymous No.18006435]

>>18006412
NO!
STOP!
START USING OIL!
STOP!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18006456]

>>18006412
Shelter in place will never work because it's only a suggestion

[Anonymous No.18006467]

>>18006190

[Anonymous No.18006471]

>>18005722
i'm a bear, and that article was stupid as fuck - and the comments are even fucking stupider. Shit gave me covid19

[Anonymous No.18006475]

>>18005174
>https://twitter.com/lokinhei/status/1241220936906338304?s=20
>Report by @appledaily_hk, Japanese news outlet interviewed Wuhan doctors, and confirmed Wuhan has stopped testing, that is why new case = 0 there. They release people in quarantine early too.
So they're just not testing or recording anything anymore.

[Anonymous No.18006486]

>>18006007
>my grandfather has it.
>my mother has it and also has lungcancer
?my father has it with a heart condition

[Anonymous No.18006494]

>>18006412
link?

[Anonymous No.18006496]

>>18006475
>appledaily

[Anonymous No.18006512]

>>18006494
https://www.wsaz.com/content/news/Stay-at-home-order-issued-in-Ohio--569010251.html
nvm found it

[Anonymous No.18006517]

>>18006456
Shelter in place for Ohio means non essential businesses are all closed. So. Yeah. Ohios economy is now cancelled.
But then, when the GM plants, Ford, and Honda plants all closed earlier this week, our local economy all but ground to a halt as it was.

[Anonymous No.18006518]

Why can't I play options on Nintendo? I just spent the last 4 hours trying to find a switch and animal crossing and the 12 places I went to are all sold out, and now switches are going for $500 on amazon because people are price gouging scum bags.

I want to make some way out deep OTM calls but those faggots will only let me buy stocks.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18006524]

>>18006330
I hope they pass it and Trump signs it. I want my 2400 in April damnit. I've got to pay myself back.

[Anonymous No.18006527]

Trump conference pushed back to 5pm EST and also Trump is apparently holding it from, direct quote, "our beautiful White House".

Pence coronavirus confirmed, Trump self isolating?

[Anonymous No.18006529]

>>18006496
Is that news station not credible or anything

[Anonymous No.18006536]

>>18006105
Does he really have to again before the market opens. What more is there to say, corona is spreading, things are getting locked down, oil is still fucked.

[Anonymous No.18006537]

>>18006471
We're approaching a point where people who have never had money in the stock market like to pretend they have any idea what we're talking about.

[Anonymous No.18006544]

>>18006494
https://www.whio.com/news/local/coronavirus-pandemic-what-you-need-know-sunday/2WyALbD2wSgRgsyBEYyfKJ/

[Anonymous No.18006558]

>>18006518
holding stock is basically like a call with less leverage, right?

[Anonymous No.18006559]

>>18006330
>Well Pelosi already said they're not on board with the Senate's package

thank god, fuck that socialism only for corporations and the rich BS.

[Anonymous No.18006567]

>>18005240
sauce? I wanna see those tits

[Anonymous No.18006577]

>>18006527
> Trump self isolating?
If true, markets are closed.
Forever.

[Anonymous No.18006578]

>have daddy trump blackmail one of his doctor tenants to diagnose bone spurs to avoid Vietnam
>LARP as a wartime president during the chinky flu

https://www.npr.org/2020/03/22/819672681/trump-tries-on-the-mantle-of-wartime-president

[Anonymous No.18006587]

>>18006529
It's an HK anti-establishment media.
I'd be cautious of any serious claims on China positive or negative.

[Anonymous No.18006589]

>>18006537
>people who have never had money in the stock market like to pretend they have any idea what they're talking about.
So /biz/ right now as well. When this little happening began the SMG threads went from 1 lasting essentially all weekend to 1 lasting less than half a day on the weekend and multiple new threads being needed during the trading week.
And I guarandamntee most the people here have never even looked at investing. They heard a meme of SPY puts and that suddenly makes them stonks experts in their minds.

[Anonymous No.18006597]

NY governor warns lockdown might continue for 9 months.

https://www.newsweek.com/coronavirus-could-continue-9-months-avoid-cabin-fever-new-york-governor-andrew-cuomo-says-1493640

[Anonymous No.18006612]

>>18005878
Tech- 50% weight

FB
APPL
GOOGL
MSFT
AMZN
TSLA
SWKS

Food/Resturants-10%
MCD
SBUX
KO

Industrials/Consumer Goods-10%
JNJ
MMM
PH

Energy-10%
FSLR
XOM
CVX

TRAVEL-10%
CCL
DAL
UBER

Defense/Aerospace-10%
LMT
NOC
RTN

Ignore gay caps, gonna allocate 150k. Anyone have the dividend chart?

[Anonymous No.18006624]

>>18006589
yo that's me I literally have no idea what I'm doing

[Anonymous No.18006632]

Yall stay poor my $SH calls have unlimited upside = infinite free money when NOT IF $SPY craters

[Anonymous No.18006633]

>>18006597
Bullish

[Anonymous No.18006648]

>>18006612
consider TECL if you think the bounce will be fast.

[Anonymous No.18006651]

>>18006597
OH NON NO NO THEY SAID THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN

[Anonymous No.18006656]

>>18006587
So which news stations SHOULD we trust

[Anonymous No.18006659]

>>18006558
Essentially yes I guess, there's no premium paid either but there's also a lot less gains to be made. There's plenty of other moves to be made on other companies right now but I'm tired of just making puts and want a few hedges in calls right now. I legitimately thought I would have no problem finding a switch and animal crossing today when I left and was incredibly wrong. Even the small mom and pop shops in my city were completely sold out.

Also, for anyone holding GameStop, they moved to online orders and store pickups only today, no one is allowed in their stores anymore

[Anonymous No.18006661]

>>18006589
The amount of low intelligence + arrogant NPC levels of thinking on /smg/ right now is kind of impressive. The money to be made on puts was when it was a contrarian bet, that isn't the case anymore.
Try making a post that is less than overtly bearish and you will get a bunch of asshurt and arrogant responses, half of which are in broken grammar and spelling.

[Anonymous No.18006662]

>>18006024
>permanent respiratory damage
holy fuck your stupid

[Anonymous No.18006666]

>>18006612
where are the gold mines?

[Anonymous No.18006679]

>>18006656
For East Asian/SEA news SCMP and CNA are the golden standards

[Anonymous No.18006681]

>>18006624
Same here. Sure I know some fundamentals and it's enough to get me more or less net gains, but there is a metric fuckton more I can learn in order to take better advantage of the markets. I've only been doing this for about 4 or 5 years and I'm still learning new shit daily. I'd like to build up enough capital to do day trading but that's been kind of iffy.

[Anonymous No.18006683]

>>18006632
why not just do SPY puts then?

[Anonymous No.18006686]

Buying GUSH for the long isn't bad right? I don't mind waiting

[Anonymous No.18006692]

>>18006589
I'm new to investing but I spent all of January saying the market would crash and decided to put my money where my mouth was after the first Black Monday

I regret not doing it a week earlier but I'm up 20% so that's chill

[Anonymous No.18006702]

>>18006656
CNBC and market watch as well as the ameritrade ticker are reliable for market news. The Wall Street Journal is the essential bible of wall street trading and worth taking out a subscription on.

[Anonymous No.18006711]

Boeing?
You mean BBBoeing?

[Anonymous No.18006718]

>>18006662
He's right though, if you get pneumonia from Covid you're going to have scar tissue in your lungs, something like a 20-30% permanent decrease in lung capacity in some Hong Kong patients

If you just get the "sniffles" that 80% get you're fine though

[Anonymous No.18006726]

>>18006686
ALL YOU GUSH FUCKERS ARE RETARDED THERE IS A REVERSE SPLIT NEXT WEEK

[Anonymous No.18006727]

>>18006686
Why gush?

[Anonymous No.18006735]

>>18006683
You're IQ is too low to be frank

[Anonymous No.18006741]

>>18006662
Maybe you should learn more about what the virus does you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.18006742]

>>18006726
So?

[Anonymous No.18006745]

>>18006711
Kek so close to 911 dubs too

[Anonymous No.18006747]

>>18006711
Boeing is fucked so hard it's not even funny. Why? Not just because of the 737 MAX debacle. Nor is it because of Starliner's failures. Not SLS's delays, either. It's all of those. Boeing's corporate culture is incapable of producing a working product in a timely manner at a reasonable price. They literally cannot make a good product anymore. They need a complete management removal ala GM 2008.

[Anonymous No.18006752]

So what if the people that died from Corona turns into zombies, what then?

[Anonymous No.18006760]

>>18006661
Holy shit tell me about it. Even the most pessimistic but not complete mope strategy for taking advantage of flat days is greeted derisively.
I'm thinking of doing a full exit of my remaining put positions going into tuesday. I suspect it'll have a short spike window which coincides with my usual placing window and then it will go back negative. I was able to do that Tuesday and wednesday. I got the trades in on time for the morning spike and walked off with a 20% gain for an otherwise flat and mopey day.

>>18006692
Hey those are good numbers! I'm glad to see you're learning and working it nice and slow and easy.

[Anonymous No.18006762]

>>18006735
And your grammar is fucking atrocious, I was just asking dick head.

[Anonymous No.18006764]

>>18006727
Oil is going to increase exponentially in price after this, a lot of Saudi newsletters are claiming it

I also don't have enough money to play with boeing

[Anonymous No.18006779]

>>18006612
Pretty good list
Instead of the big tech directly, just get TECL and SOXL. Minus MMM, just not performing.
CCL is going bankrupt so no.

[Anonymous No.18006782]

https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-worst-of-the-global-selloff-isnt-here-yet-banks-and-investors-warn-11584877018
>buy our bags goyim!
Alright at this point, you know we've hit the slowdown.

[Anonymous No.18006786]

>https://twitter.com/OfficiaI_Ethan/status/1241775768788762625?s=20
>I thought this was footage of fans entering a stadium for a football match until I saw the Tesco’s sign
The bongs aren't taking the hint

[Anonymous No.18006787]

>>18006762
>getting assflustered over a low level bait
Back to r*ddit muchacho

[Anonymous No.18006789]

>>18006764
>Saudi newsletters
No gush for you

[Anonymous No.18006790]

>>18005301
NUMBER 1! NUMBER 1! NUMBER 1! NUMBER 1! NUMBER 1! NUMBER 1! NUMBER 1!

[Anonymous No.18006795]

>>18006752
>Be me
>Live in the heart of New York
>No guns
>Haven't left apartment in 3 weeks
>Zombie Apocalypse

[Anonymous No.18006796]

>>18006760
Watch for unemployment von Thursday and continued lockdowns. If you don't want to get burned on a false bottom, wait for the first state to come OUT of lockdown.

[Anonymous No.18006811]

>>18006742
>So?
It will bounce back just hodl.

[Anonymous No.18006814]

This virus is going to be fantastic for the economy. All those Tyrones and Shaquitas that HR drones hired cuz muh diversity? Gone. Businesses use the virus as the excuse to lay everybody off and when the smoke clears Tyrone and Shaquita never make back on the payroll. Profit

[Anonymous No.18006818]

>>18006662
https://nypost.com/2020/03/17/coronavirus-doctor-says-lung-scans-for-young-patients-were-nothing-short-of-terrifying/
>A Belgian doctor working to battle the coronavirus says he’s treated several seriously ill young patients — and their lung scans were “nothing short of terrifying,” according to reports.
>He said CT scans indicated they were suffering from severe lung damage.
>“They are people who do not smoke, who have no other conditions such as diabetes or heart failure,” Demeyer added.
https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-recovery-damage-lung-function-gasping-air-hong-kong-doctors-2020-3
>People who recover after being infected with the novel coronavirus can still be left with substantially weakened lung capacity, with some left gasping for air when walking quickly, doctors in Hong Kong have found.
https://www.dw.com/en/covid-19-recovered-patients-have-partially-reduced-lung-function/a-52859671
>"In some patients, lung function could decline by about 20 to 30% after recovery,"

[Anonymous No.18006839]

>>18006182
wait until it hits 2008 prices. They have tons of debt and there's likely to be a credit crisis.

[Anonymous No.18006851]

>>18006796
Oh yeah, I have a strategy in play for thursdays numbers. Both a lower than expected, as expected, and higher than expected value. To say nothing of the longer bets.
I'm curious to see what the rash of ratings downgrades that came out on friday after market close will do starting with the futures which should be opening in an hour and 45 minutes

[Anonymous No.18006853]

>>18006683
Just do SPY puts, don't listen to this dickhead

[Anonymous No.18006865]

>>18006811
>missing the point
>thinking that etf rs matters
retard

[Anonymous No.18006869]

Drumpf being a retrad is priced in. We're deep green tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18006870]

>30% unemployment
>-50% GDP drop

[Anonymous No.18006880]

Guys should I go to California and rape? I hear criminals aren't being arrested over there and shit is getting so out of hand that they can't control it. I really would love to get a aryan rich sorority girl as my plaything for an hour or two. I won't kill or hurt her, just rape. Should I do it? I've been waiting for a SHTF moment like this for a long time. Please no moralfags, I'm on day49 nofap so maybe it's just the hormones talking.

[Anonymous No.18006887]

>>18006870
Yeah just read it
>2Q GDP COULD DROP RECORD 50%, BULLARD

Jeez

[Anonymous No.18006888]

>>18006853
Enjoy your ceiling while I am getting infinite gains.

[Anonymous No.18006889]

it's over

[Anonymous No.18006902]

>>18006853
do you guys just buy puts by themselves or do vertical spreads

[Anonymous No.18006907]

How the fuck are you suppose to do this for a living when the market isn't shitting itself? I'm making bets of ~4k and am still barely pulling $100 profit a day.

[Anonymous No.18006910]

>>18006870
>1637 crash
>it's the end of capitalism!
>1720 crash
>it's the end of capitalism!
>1792 crash
>it's the end of capitalism!
>Panics of 1819-1866
>it's the end of capitalism!
>OG Black Friday 1869
>it's the end of capitalism!
>Panic of 1873
>it's the end of capitalism!
>Panics of 1893-1907
>it's the end of capitalism!
>Great Depression
>it's the end of capitalism!
>1962 crash
>it's the end of capitalism!
>Black Monday 1987
>it's the end of capitalism!
>90s crash
>it's the end of capitalism!
>Dotcom bubble
>it's the end of capitalism!
>Great Financial Crisis
>it's the end of capitalism!
>Euro debt crisis
>it's the end of capitalism!
>2018 crash
>it's the end of capitalism!
>2020 Kung Flu Fighting
>it's the end of capitalism!
Do you see a pattern

[Anonymous No.18006911]

>>18006889
what happened now

[Anonymous No.18006913]

I hope those fucks pass the damn "check" bill before they all get the virus. Lets see, 100 senators, takes 60 to pass anything. 4 are out of action as of now. Rand Paul was in the company of several other senators before he tested positive. So they'll prob get it next. I hope nobody dies but damnit pass the shit already and start doling out those 1200/2400/etc checks. I want my 2400 by april damnit.

[Anonymous No.18006925]

>>18006910
>Dotcom bubble
>it's the end of capitalism!
Literally no one said this, everyone knew it was a bubble waiting to pop.

[Anonymous No.18006926]

>>18006870
>football
>glove
>field
>sky
Its all so clear now!

[Anonymous No.18006932]

>>18006907
fear the crab

[Anonymous No.18006936]

>>18006910

its the end of capitalism!

[Anonymous No.18006944]

>>18006880
Norcal and socal are armed to the teeth, and the city cucks are all hiding indoors. Rape locally.

[Anonymous No.18006946]

If i die from the rona keep the dank anti commie memes alive

[Anonymous No.18006948]

>>18006907
start with a fuckton of money

a 1% gain on $100,000 is $1000

your goal as a poorfag investor is to make stupid gambles until you strike it big and have that $100,000

[Anonymous No.18006950]

>>18006938
>>18006938
>>18006938
>>18006938
NEW THREAD

>>18006938
>>18006938
>>18006938
>>18006938
NEW THREAD

>>18006938
>>18006938
>>18006938
>>18006938
NEW THREAD

>>18006938
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NEW THREAD

>>18006938
>>18006938
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NEW THREAD

>>18006938
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[Anonymous No.18006955]

>>18006880
>Guys should I go to California and rape? I hear criminals aren't being arrested over there
thats philly

[Anonymous No.18006957]

>>18006948
I actually can already bet that much with a margin but I'm not retarded.

[Anonymous No.18006970]

>>18006612
If you are talking about the dividends every week then here it is.

[Anonymous No.18006991]

>>18006955
and california released all ‘low level’ prisoners.

[cunt No.18007002]

>>18005233
>I lost everything thinking that Oil was going to rebound.
lol oil is literally fucking dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H2v7kTVPIE

[Anonymous No.18007005]

>>18006907
you're doing it wrong then friend

[cunt No.18007028]

>>18005240
ok I have to see this now

[Anonymous No.18007041]

>>18006910
Nigga you know there were like 50-100 major peasant revolts during feudalism right

[Anonymous No.18007047]

>>18007005
I'm probably playing way too safe.

[Anonymous No.18007091]

How many stonks should I buy on my first time with 26k?

[Anonymous No.18007204]

>>18007091
At least 100k.

[Anonymous No.18007265]

>>18007204
Lol amateur

[Anonymous No.18007287]

>>18005233
it's out of supply demand control now. dollar is getting too strong and everything priced in dollars will be in trouble. silver already lost any kind of floor. yes, oil will be more resistant than precious metals but still likely very very volatile coming weeks

norwegian krona, gbp, canadian $, rub, all lost already big time vs. usd. eur still hanging on but steadily pushing down now

japanese yen and chf traditional safe heavens are still holding against dollar it seems

[Anonymous No.18007308]

>>18005629
Apple is not a tech company but a consumer company.

[Anonymous No.18007888]

>>18006907
you arent.
thinking you can beat billion dollar funds and algos is cute though.

[Anonymous No.18007966]

>>18007888
Despite the fact there are millions of solo day traders and even some who live stream themselves trading.
>cute
Man you guys are cringe.

[Anonymous No.18008068]

>>18005821

80% won’t even touch it. It’s going to zero.

Buy guns, non-perishable food, and seeds. Hope you know how to farm, hunt, and fish.

[Anonymous No.18008112]

>>18006246
I already have a 401k being handled separately, so this is maybe 100 bucks a paycheck. It was money I used to use on movies, books, dining out etc. I wanted to do something more productive with the money and got interested in the stock market. Probably wise since Corona Chan has rendered all of the above asunder and I'm already used to life without them.

[Anonymous No.18008176]

>>18007047
Yeah, I think you are fren

[Anonymous No.18008371]

>>18007966
says the retard barely making 100 a day
shut the fuck up faggot