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I've been waiting like 5 minutes already, is this the power of Bitcoin?

>> No.17993520

STILL WAITING

>> No.17993524
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>>17993467
Why would a 100 billion + dollar network give a shit about your 20 dollar transaction?

>> No.17993541

Finally it completed

>> No.17993562

FREE FROM CAPTCHAS AT LAST, FEELS GOOD MAN

>> No.17993610

>>17993524
>Goto store
>I'm gonna be using bitcoin
>sir we dont accept that
>okay hypothetically I accept it...
>you need to wait over there for 2 hours
>okay next customer

>wait dude
>I know I got some ethereum lite...it ... that fixes this problem
>just wait a second I need to find my seed
>hold on the chain is loading in my wallet I'm going to lighting you the money now

>sir you need to leave

>> No.17993643

>>17993610
Kek, BTC is a literal meme failure and has fully pivoted into coping
>its a deflationary asset, store of value!
Read the whitepaper, it failed

>> No.17993663

>>17993610
when you pay with a credit card it usually dosent get transfered in the same day, usually it says "reserved" and it takes a while before it arrives

>> No.17993673

>>17993663
Shhhh
Crypto is a scam. Amirite

>> No.17993676

>>17993610
>cute girl takes payments again
>pulls out phone and scans qr code
>lightning transaction sent
>received in 5 nanoseconds
>thank you anon, oh btw you looks so good in this new shirt, heh c-can I have your number btw? I have some free time later today... no? Oh, maybe tomorrow, see you

>> No.17993680

Send me a bar of gold please. Let's see how long it takes.

>> No.17993689

>>17993680
>at the register
>literally hand you it

>> No.17993690

>>17993680
*pulls out SchiffGold™ MasterCard™*

>> No.17993693

>>17993467
yeah I moved coins to CB 3 days ago, took +1h to get the 3rd confirmation ...

>> No.17993702
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1) decentralized
2) trustless
3) borderless (portable)
4) counterfeit proof
5) highly divisible
6) censorship-resistant
7) sits outside of legacy financial structures (which carry huge systemic risks at this point of the cycle)
8) always accessible (you control the keys, no counterparty)

>> No.17993724
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17993724

>giving gookmoot your money

>> No.17993741

>>17993689
But I'm not at the register, I'm on the other side of the world. How fast can you ship $1 billion worth of gold to me?

>> No.17993761

>>17993663
>>17993673
credit cards bounce, credit cards have power to litigate on debts

bitcoin is cash not debit, you will fucking wait until that shit is verified or you aren't leaving my shop, your miner fee is not tax deductable btw coincuck

>> No.17993769

>>17993724
Solving the captchas was causing me physical pain, I had to do it

>> No.17993772

>>17993741
If the dollar were backed by gold literally instantly through a plethora of apps

>> No.17993776

>>17993724
>gookmoot
I created that term. Nobody cares, but it do.

>> No.17994059

>>17993772
but it's not
Now answer me, how are planning on sending me $1 billion worth of gold anon?