/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17989190]

Going to college next year, trying to avoid accumulating student debt by making bank in options. I started with 2,000 in my bank account, put it all on Tesla puts and Netflix calls, sold them sooner then I should have and am now at 5,000. I'm going full YOLO, investing every penny. What's the move now?

[Anonymous No.17989272]

>>17989190
BUY GOLD!

[Anonymous No.17989329]

just go to a casino i hear las vegas tickets are cheap right now

[Anonymous No.17989404]

Why would you go to college?

[Anonymous No.17989428]

How about u be like me and get straight a’s in high school so that u can get a full scholarship to college u fucking neet.

[Anonymous No.17989501]

>>17989190
there's probably no awesome life defining moves right now, those were 3 weeks ago. some people bought puts on SPG, because malls will probably collapse during this, but SPG is more than a mall owner, they're a property owner, so who knows the validity of that. Property might overall decrease in value if enough people die, but it'll still be worth a good amount.

[Anonymous No.17989505]

>>17989404
So you can get a super cool job in tech or business that immediately lays you off at the faintest sign of trouble, leaving you unemployed with $50k debt in a crisis.

[Anonymous No.17989556]

>going to college
>blows all his money on options after reading wsb
Truly the bar for higher education has dropped immensely.

[Anonymous No.17989584]

REEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17989599]

>going into debt to learn how cartoon frogs are bad
top kekz

[Anonymous No.17989601]

>>17989329
Casinos are closed bubba

[Anonymous No.17989606]

[Anonymous No.17989629]

>>17989190
it was probably just a lil 3 min discusion

[Anonymous No.17989819]

>>17989428
its a T20 school that gives out literally nothing in merit but ok

[Anonymous No.17990168]

>>17989404
This. Don't do it OP get a library card and an open university degree if you have to

[Anonymous No.17990197]

>>17989629
more like a 1.5 hour discussion and pepe will undoubtably be on the final exam

[Anonymous No.17990507]

Puts on corporate bond ETFs. Lowest strike april.

[Anonymous No.17990529]

>>17989190
Buy 3M and Pharmaceuticals.

[Anonymous No.17990536]

Do the uneducated retards who make these memes not know what electives are? You take these joke classes so you can have more time to study on your major.

[Anonymous No.17990551]

>>17990168
This is how I know you’re a boomer. All of that knowledge is absolutely worthless if you don’t have a piece of paper to verify it (i.e., a degree). Going to college is well worth it if you major in something worthwhile.

[Anonymous No.17990552]

>>17989190

I mean it did kinda become an alt right nazi symbol, but i still use it cause it's funny

[Anonymous No.17990716]

>>17989190
I studied psychology for 2 years, everything I learnt there I could've learnt in less than 6 months, probably around 3-4. I lost so much time and money.

>inb4 retard
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17990734]

>>17990551
>This is how I know you’re a boomer.
aren´t boomers the ones who insist on seeing university as the only path available in life? If anything he's a zoomer.

[Anonymous No.17990754]

>>17990551
only a boomer would be so credentialist.

[Anonymous No.17990757]

>>17989190
SPXS $35 7/17

thank me later

[Anonymous No.17990793]

>>17990536
You still pay for electives you nigger hence the incurred debt

[Anonymous No.17990855]

>>17990754
Found the NEET. Good luck getting a job with “Khan Academy” listed on your resume instead of a credentialed university.

[Anonymous No.17991290]

>>17989272
AND VRA
look at the fundamentals and tell me that's not a good buy rn

[Anonymous No.17991346]

>>17989190
I bought puts on movie theaters friday. They should be up monday morning. How can cinemark not go bankrupt in the next few months

[Anonymous No.17991547]

>>17989190
>Going to college next year
lol, you sure about that?

[Anonymous No.17991578]

why am i being studied?