/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17985564]

How will you be spending your Trumpbux, /biz/?

>$2000
>additional $1000 per month afterwards

https://twitter.com/RepRashida/status/1241377540524126208

[Anonymous No.17985656]

>>17985564
>until the economy recovers
so trumpbux forever?

[Anonymous No.17985667]

>>17985564
I make $145k so I won't be getting any

[Anonymous No.17985681]

>>17985656
if it were to pass (which it won't) then yeah, because it's not like they would actually cancel the free money

[Anonymous No.17985715]

>>17985564
>mfw I'm just gonna save that shit and spend it on necessities only

[Anonymous No.17985717]

No chance of passing

[Anonymous No.17985721]

>>17985656

Hey stocks in venezuela are doing fantastic, they keep reaching new ATHs every few days

[Anonymous No.17985738]

>>17985564
> Bill passed into law
> Big Mac
> $35.27
> Linkies BTFO
How did we get here?

[Anonymous No.17985750]

>>17985564
Cash cards? Money is money, but I want it in my bank.

[Anonymous No.17985761]

>Somalian family of 10 now gets a six figure income from the government

absolutely and incomprehensibly fucking based

[Anonymous No.17985771]

>>17985564
We're not going to get trumpbux, anon. Dems are going to keep fighting it because there aren't any gibs listed for illegals.

[Anonymous No.17985794]

>>17985750
They're waiving fees for transfers. Just go to an ATM, get the money out and put it into your checking account each day.

[Anonymous No.17985798]

>>17985667
she says to everyone

[Anonymous No.17985799]

this will never pass

[Anonymous No.17985806]

>>17985761
And this is a good thing!

[Anonymous No.17985824]

>>17985564
>people not reading the bill
we're all getting free money boyz, neets and illegals included.

[Anonymous No.17985851]

>>17985824
WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.17985873]

>>17985771
so who is supposed to receive this ?
eurofag here

[Anonymous No.17985887]

>>17985824
>everyone means EVERYONE
The GOP has finally turned towards Communism. What a timeline.

[Anonymous No.17985895]

>>17985564
It's time to dust of the dead grandmas SSN.
The fraud on this will be epic

[Anonymous No.17985932]

>>17985887
UBI isn't communism.

[Anonymous No.17985940]

>>17985564
I'm gonna buy more dirt cheap stocks. Hopefully I can turn that $2000 into $100,000.

[Anonymous No.17985941]

>>17985564
If this shit is real then America is unironically fucked to shit.

[Anonymous No.17985959]

>>17985564
This would all be so easy with a digital currency

[Anonymous No.17985969]

>>17985771
>>17985873

Nobody is supposed to receive this. This is the move. Euros suicide by destroying their currency, following this "genius plan" Trump presents. Trump makes himself look good by offering a solution. Conversely, anyone who opposes this is spat upon by everyone in financial trouble. The Democrats can't let this pass because their voter base would vote Trump for free shit, but by blocking it they ensure their defeat. This is some 4D chess shit anon. No matter what Dems do, they lose. Their only way out is to promise even bigger amounts of free shit.

[Anonymous No.17985970]

>>17985873
see >>17985824

>Every person” includes:
a. Dependents, so a couple with two children would receive 4 x $2000 = $8000 in total.
b. Non-citizens, including undocumented people or illegal aliens, permanent residents, and temporary
visitors whose stay exceeds three months.
c. Individuals who do not have a bank account, social security number, or permanent
address.
d. People living in unincorporated territories or protectorates and Americans living
abroad.
e. To ensure that this program is as universal and comprehensive as possible, the U.S.
Treasury will develop its list of eligible individuals in coordination with the Internal
Revenue Service, the Social Security Administration, the Federal Election
Commission, and every other relevant federal, state, and local government agency,
including state-level Departments of Motor Vehicles (DMVs).

in other words: EVERYONE in america

[Anonymous No.17985978]

>>17985794
Pretty handy they allow that, but still increased risk of virus transmission.

[Anonymous No.17985997]

>>17985681
It would be guaranteed for at least 12 years. Trump will keep it rolling for reelection, once we hit the democrat rotation, they will try to cement it in place to keep the inner-cities voting for gibbie dats, even though inner city people are basically already getting more than this. Oh to be a welfare nigger right now. Free everything all your life and now a huge raise from a Republican. Massive layoffs will never touch you because you never work.

[Anonymous No.17986014]

>>17985932

You're right, Communists forced people to have a job and to contribute to the community. No such mechanism to give value to the money here. If nobody works, money is worthless.

You can't base a society on immorality. Say you have a law that allows theft. If everyone steals, nobody produces anything. Such societies cannot last long.

[Anonymous No.17986041]

>>17985970
can this actually pass ? this seems insane
also how are you gonna be sure someone doesn't receive it multiple time if you're giving to undocumented ?

[Anonymous No.17986092]

>>17985824
Won't pass.

[Anonymous No.17986111]

>>17986014
>>17986041
>>17986092
Don't be such negative nancies.

[Anonymous No.17986125]

not so fast faggots need to pay ur dues
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/memo-to-congress-dont-send-checks-let-banks-quickly-compensate-businesses-so-theyll-hang-onto-workers-says-jpmorgan-economist-2020-03-19

[Anonymous No.17986132]

>>17986014
Grow food, make things, and buy Bitcoin

[Anonymous No.17986158]

>>17986125
We've been paying our dues for the past 20 years in this country during these big corporate bail outs every economic disaster.

[Anonymous No.17986194]

>>17986092
M8 if this passes I'm moving to America I need the gibs.

[Anonymous No.17986304]

If you think we're getting close to any money you're dillusional, the government doesn't give a single fuck about the average American. If it does go through it'll be barely anything and will just be a bailout so Boomer landlords can continue to sit around on their fat asses doing absolutely nothing while collecting checks. It doesn't really help people, it just makes sure that the shitty landlords don't default on their mortgage so they can continue to live comfortably while big businesses continue to fire people in desperate hope to stay alive and all small businesses go bankrupt.

Fuck this shitty country

[Anonymous No.17986320]

>>17986304
move to canada

[Anonymous No.17986394]

>>17985715
This. We're gonna be living on easy street from now on.

[Anonymous No.17986397]

>>17985997
Lol you fucking brainlet.

[Anonymous No.17986416]

>>17985564
All_in LINK

[Anonymous No.17986423]

>>17986416
this

[Anonymous No.17986431]

>>17986194
same desu

[Anonymous No.17986464]

So seeing as how this is gonna just hyperinflate the fuck out of the US Dollar, what are you guys gonna convert this into every time you receive it? Gold? Silver? Some fucked up coin? Stonks?

[Anonymous No.17986481]

>>17986431
>>17986194
I thought "le burgerrfat" was a shitty country? Why do you want to move in now?
Get out, europoors.

[Anonymous No.17986482]

>>17986320
I can't even leave my fucking house dude, you expect me to just up and move?

[Anonymous No.17986493]

>>17985824
>>17985851
holy lmao what a circus show

[Ikilla1990 No.17986496]

[Anonymous No.17986501]

>>17985667
Same, just got a raise and I'm right at 150k so I don't get a cent. Just glad I work in healthcare, this recession is gonna suck.

[Anonymous No.17986605]

>>17986501
>>17986501
If you already make 150k then you don't need this extra few thousand bucks.

[Anonymous No.17986612]

>>17985824
>>17985851
German here. How much time do I have to illegally enter the US if I want to get my Trump bucks?

[Anonymous No.17986653]

>>17986612
litteraly impossible unless you want to row a boat across the pacific ocean

[Anonymous No.17986680]

>>17986653
I'll sneak on board of a cargo plane or something.

[Anonymous No.17986712]

>>17986680
Do it then stream it.

[Anonymous No.17986747]

>>17986712
>mobile internet
>in the middle of the fucking atlantic
I don't think so

[Anonymous No.17986773]

>>17985715
Literally the reason this isn't going to work

[Anonymous No.17986780]

>>17985564
all in on DOGE

[Anonymous No.17986789]

>>17985824
>illegals included
Fuck this gay world

[Anonymous No.17986806]

>>17986092
Hopefully not.
We will be Brazil in less than a decade if it does

[Anonymous No.17986809]

>>17986789
deal with it racist

[Anonymous No.17986824]

>>17986806
If stuff like that does and continues how do we protect our money from being inflated to worthless?

[Anonymous No.17986863]

>>17985715
Yep.

[Anonymous No.17986927]

>>17985564
So when is this supposed to start?

[Anonymous No.17987012]

>>17986927
In a few weeks, once they pass the bill.

[Anonymous No.17987024]

>>17986863
>>17986394
Hopefully it gets passed by next week bros. Mnuchin and Trump want to get money to Americans by mid April at the latest.

[Anonymous No.17987623]

>>17987024
It will be.

[Anonymous No.17988039]

I can't believe something like this will happen. My wife and I guaranteed $2000 every month, and more once we start having kids? We both work in education so it isn't like we're not going to be able to get work once the economy begins to heal - can even do remote stuff long-term if we continue to be stuck at home. So what, we're back to making our normal salary plus potentially more than $2000 a month for an indefinite period of time? That sounds great, but I'd be a fool not to expect prices to increase on EVERYTHING.

That being said, as soon as the gubmint hands me a cash card with $2000 bucks on it, I am buying a new PC and getting ~cozy~. Then, the re-ups will be for necessities, in all likelihood going toward a down payment on a house. After a year of free cash, we'd have nearly $30,000 just being handed to us tax-free...

What strange times we live in lads.

[Anonymous No.17988209]

>>17986612
>>17986653
Better hurry

[Anonymous No.17988251]

>>17985851
That's why they're fighting over an aid package. Dems aren't going to let anything through without their own stipulations.

[Anonymous No.17988256]

What about Americans who live overseas and deployed soldiers? I live in Europe working for US gov and my wife moved with me. Both US citizens. I want my money.

[Anonymous No.17988313]

>>17985564
I will financially support a woman that will have sex with me that happens to live off tips at her previous job.

[Anonymous No.17988326]

>>17985667
lol same. i ain't getting shit and honestly i'm sort of pissed.

[Anonymous No.17988351]

Unironically LINK

[Anonymous No.17988354]

although this particular plan (that won't be the plan that is ultimately selected) does include literally everyone which is extremely sick and i support 100% getting free money in the mail

[Anonymous No.17988516]

What is the likelihood of this passing, anons? I'm a middle class white guy who wants to LARP as a nigger and get gibs to spend on crypto

[Anonymous No.17988538]

>>17988039
You don't have a wife. Stop larping anon, you're a 27 year old loser neet like us, that's why we trade crypto.

[Anonymous No.17988546]

>>17988516
0% chance we're going to hand out thousands of dollars to people who aren't documented

[Anonymous No.17988563]

>>17985824
*jazz music stops*

[Anonymous No.17988589]

>>17988546
Right, and I don't want them to. But do you think they'll revise it or will it just get stuck in legislative hell and never pass? I figure democrats will block it every step of the way because they don't want Trump appealing to people by giving out gibs during an election year. I really want a free grand to unironically dump into PNK.

[Anonymous No.17988610]

>>17985667
> Right under the limit at 65k in the midwest
Niiiice

[Anonymous No.17988643]

>>17988546
>0% chance we're going to hand out thousands of dollars to people who aren't documented
Is it really? Undocumented people had plenty of benefits in the past with stuff like food assistance and ER care. And plenty of businesses already had been giving them money by paying them under the table.
What makes you think you can stop just giving them more cash? You think the government cares about illegals? They only care about the fact the undocumented won't be getting taxed enough.

[Anonymous No.17988656]

>>17985824
Last time i checked poor people and well off people aren't included and won't be getting checks. I think you only get one if you make like 20k to 70k year at least that's what the republicans changed it to unless it was changed again.

[Anonymous No.17988669]

Can I get my trumpbux being a US citizen living in Canada?
Is this like a mail thing?

[Anonymous No.17988680]

>>17985959
90% of the money supply is already digital, it's just a record in some bank's database.

[Anonymous No.17988708]

>>17985564
Well I dont live in US so i dont get any drumpbux do i? u dumb cunt

[Anonymous No.17988721]

>>17985824

Jesus christ, I'm living abroad with a pretty good personal economy but I won't say no to this.

[Anonymous No.17988724]

>>17988643
IMO this is just a formality for dems/liberals to put their solution on the table before we inevitably negotiate it down to something less.

[Anonymous No.17988743]

>>17985564
Trump and republicans writing checks to the poors? Am I living in Bizzaro Universe?

I guess we all socialists now.

[Anonymous No.17988792]

>>17985564
LOLOL He's DONE IT!
The crazy motherfucker, he's done it!

[Anonymous No.17988812]

>>17986496
>Changing the plural grammar

Fucking ifunny tripe

[Anonymous No.17988847]

>>17987012
IF they pass the bill you mean

[Anonymous No.17988869]

>>17986612
did you file for taxes in the US for 2018 and have been in the US for at least 3 months consecutively?

[Anonymous No.17988884]

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO BUY BTC WITH A FUCKING GIFT CARD

[Anonymous No.17988926]

>>17988884
I assume you can withdraw cash from an ATM and then put it into your bank account, right?

[Anonymous No.17988981]

>>17985564
explain to me how is this supposed not to cause hyperinflation

[Anonymous No.17989019]

>>17988669
You get to fuck Trudeau's wife instead while he watches.

[Anonymous No.17989039]

>>17988708
Should've been born an American. Sucks to be you lol.

[Anonymous No.17989079]

>>17988981
If you knew intermediate-level economics and your IQ has 3 digits, you should know why.

[Anonymous No.17989096]

>>17985564
Just who the fuck would be making these cash cards when factories need to be making supplies?

[Anonymous No.17989122]

>>17988981
The fed can buy back dollars and take them out of the market

[Anonymous No.17989181]

Who here /yuropoor moving to the merica/?
Seriously, FUCK europe. What the fuck are we doing? Even Erdogan is shitting on us. I personally blame the fucking soviet east bloc for everything.

[Anonymous No.17989227]

>>17989181

[Autistic Bitcoiner No.17989245]

>>17988981
it will.

the bailout created an asset bubble.
now this will follow through with a cost of living bubble.
it's all great!

[Anonymous No.17989273]

>>17985824
BASED! I knew Trump was only kidding with his "tough on illegals" larp. I mean, he didn't even build that wall after all!
4 more years bros!

[Anonymous No.17989283]

>>17985564
WTF? I love socialism now!

[Anonymous No.17989285]

>>17989245
Empire can print money without inflation, I'm a spic but even I know how this shit works. All international idiots are buying dollars, not yuan or trashy euros.

[Anonymous No.17989376]

>>17986111

Shut up spic

[Anonymous No.17989631]

>>17985738
price gouging is illegal.

[Anonymous No.17989710]

I've been telling you retards for about a year now, this is all the XRP plan, yet you keep ignoring it and go on about LInk

[Anonymous No.17989726]

>>17985564
uh i don't want a prepaid cash card, fuck that shit. just give us actual money.

[Anonymous No.17989754]

>>17986014
i bet you thought this was a good argument

[Anonymous No.17989758]

>>17989726
>just give us cash money
shut up nigger, the cards are instant

[Anonymous No.17989770]

>>17989726
What is "actual money"? You do know that the paper bills you have right now aren't even "real money", they're just paper printed by the government, and it's only given worth by the people.
If I say that one dollar bill you have is worth an entire mansion, and everyone agrees, then it WILL be worth an entire mansion.

[Anonymous No.17989778]

>>17986014
Socialism forces you to work, under communism everything is provided by the state. just like in north korea people are forced to go to urban farms and work.

[Anonymous No.17989799]

None of this is passing unless something worse happens next week.

[Anonymous No.17989855]

>>17986014
>Say you have a law that allows theft. If everyone steals, nobody produces anything. Such societies cannot last long.
That's exactly what Marx said.

[Anonymous No.17989894]

>>17985564
Imagine if this sparks hyperinflation. Trump is gonna go down the path of mugabe or maduro.

[Anonymous No.17989920]

>>17989894
How do you even know the history of god-forsaken nations like Venezuela and Zimbabwe?

[Anonymous No.17989953]

>>17986125
Lmao. They're not even pretending to be anything other than useless middlemen at this point.

[Anonymous No.17989957]

>>17985824
Post yfw a homeless crackhead gets $2000 debit card

[Anonymous No.17989976]

>>17989894

Except the US is the global guarantor of global supply chains. That is our bedrock and the DoD will do everything to maintain that position.

As long as we maintain that real position, our imaginary money has value.

[Anonymous No.17990040]

>>17989976
lol. not anymore. russia and china are consolidating into an economic block. and they will drag alot of europe and the middle east with them. only way to fight that is with endless proxy wars in the desert and we cant afford those forever.

[Anonymous No.17990051]

>>17989957
Imagine being a drug dealer.
Free money from the gov and every fiend on the street is bristling with cash like never before.

[Anonymous No.17990062]

>>17989957

[Anonymous No.17990072]

>>17985667
I make 65k, but I was able to claim one of my kids last year, am I good?

[Anonymous No.17990119]

>>17989957
better than a boomer CEO fag getting a bailout

[Anonymous No.17990130]

>>17985715
Same. Also, what is hyper inflation? It's going to also create a market run on basic items, this is going to fuck us so hard, you can kiss America's ass goodbye. We'll either have money with nothing to buy since nobody wants to work or it will be hyper expensive, and be a wash, it's the dumbest thing I've heard of in a while, just do a one time payment of 1k, that's enough, no to mention, who's going to pay for this? It's going to come back and bite us hard in the ass, again, we're so fucked.

[Anonymous No.17990150]

>>17985761
>And Americans go even further in debt.

This is truly the end times.

[Anonymous No.17990186]

All in on dash

[Anonymous No.17990191]

>>17990072
Yes as long as Trump's plan is passed and not the shitty dems' plan

[Anonymous No.17990211]

>>17989726
They can't do checks or actual money because it'll get stolen. They'd have to do a card with a unique pin or direct deposits

[Anonymous No.17990216]

I'm going to buy a gun!

[Anonymous No.17990218]

>>17989799
It honestly doesnt seem that extreme for these times.
You have literally millions of illegals in California. They will kill and start mass riots after a few weeks because they will literally be starving to do death on the streets. Also there are college students and gig workers who won't get any Trumpbux with the current proposal because some may not have filed taxes in 2018 or 2019. The stimulus that is going to passed by Congress in the next couple days doesn't account for these people.
>inb4 hurr durr let them all die
I would prefer not to live in Mad Max world, at least for as long as possible with what's going on...

[Anonymous No.17990225]

>>17990211
they seem to do fine sending out checks for tax refunds, but whatever

[Anonymous No.17990235]

>>17990130
>who's going to pay for this?
The government. Learn MMT.

[Anonymous No.17990261]

>>17990225
But everyone is about to be desperate for money and law enforcement will be overloaded, plus banks may be closed. It's a recipe for mugging and looting everywhere

[Anonymous No.17990273]

So what's going to happen to the banks when everyone rushes to pull out the 2k all at once? They'd be better off giving check/direct deposit options for people who already have bank accounts.

[Anonymous No.17990293]

>>17990273
The funds can't be withdrawn, only paid for on card? That way it's essentially digital currency being passed

[Anonymous No.17990314]

>>17985656

[Anonymous No.17990318]

>>17990062
>when people are so stupid the government is forcing them to stay the fuck home

[Anonymous No.17990328]

>>17988538
>he thinks i trade crypto
>he doesn't know i cashed out my earnings to pay for my wedding

[Anonymous No.17990386]

>>17990293
>b. These pre-paid digital cash cards could be used to withdraw physical currency at
regular ATMs or FDIC-insured banks or credit unions or make payments at Point-of-Sale terminals, as well as online. In addition, these cards could be topped-up with additional funds as needed, during and after the crisis.

From the PDF in the link.

[Anonymous No.17990591]

>>17985564
i really wish they'd be clear with their language.

Trump first said "all americans" and then it changed to "workers and people that paid income tax in 2018" then changed it to "include low income families" and now she's saying literally "everyone".

So which is it? Do all Americans with a SSN and address get buxx? Do I get a big "fuck you" for not being able to work in 18-19 due to cancer and surgeries?

[Anonymous No.17990644]

>>17990591
if you're a white male you're going to get fucked hard so they can conscript you into doing the shit that no one wants to do during the crisis, probably every other demographic will be taken care of in order to pacify them.

[Anonymous No.17990663]

>>17985564
So there are just multiple versions when the fuck does the government solidfy one and pass it? Its been fucking weeks hurry up ffs

[Anonymous No.17990677]

>>17990644
well hey....at least I'm white.

[Anonymous No.17990689]

>>17985738

Jokes on you, Link is pegged to the price of a Big Mac so we’ll be rich

[Anonymous No.17990705]

>>17990677
same i just hope i get a fucking job out of this but i doubt it

[Anonymous No.17990710]

>>17990663
because Washington is still playing their game where they can never give the other "side" a win so one side will always shoot down the other sides plan to stop them from "winning".

by the time this actually gets agreed upon by both sides and passed it'll be some useless bill that only benefits the absolute lowest classes and the absolute highest. Middle Americans will get fucked again and told they're racist if they complain

[Anonymous No.17990723]

?????

[Anonymous No.17990733]

>>17990328
>he doesn't know i cashed out my earnings to pay for my wedding

wow nice investment bro

[Anonymous No.17990746]

You anons got any gunz you've been eyeing that you'll buy if we get trumpbuxx?

[Anonymous No.17990762]

>>17990191
Yeah, I'm white, if the Dems plan passes it will mean I don't get shit and my taxes go up.

[Anonymous No.17990772]

>>17990119
>poor homeless druggies gets $2000
regardless of what its spent on it is put back into the economy via drug dealers purchasing of baggies and other non-drug essentials. net happiness gain + immediate economic benefit
>rich CEO boomer gets $2000
puts it in his wifes son's great grandsons trust, never actually uses the money and never even thinks about it. zero net happiness, zero immediate economic benefit

[Anonymous No.17990780]

>>17990062
goddam americans are so fucvking ugly

[Anonymous No.17990806]

>>17990772
You think these brainlets understand that? They argue from a place of emotion, 'muh feelings' and not actual economic interest or logic.

The ones who you'd want to give the money to for sure are the lower earners. They will be the ones immediately putting that money back into the economy, which is precisely the goal of this program.

Someone who is in the 1% will just leave that 1k to rot in their bank accounts with the rest of all their money.

[Anonymous No.17990809]

>>17985851
It's actually a smart idea to include that part.
Lets say you're trying to sell a car. You really only want 3k for it, but will advertise it as 5k so even if you only get 3.5k after haggling, you still end up with more than you wanted.

By adding that part, it'll be easy for Republicans to axe those bits, feel good that they've "negotiated" and be able to give NEETS trumpbuxx too.
As long as Republicans feel like they get to fuck over someone, especially brown people, then they'll agree to the rest.

[Anonymous No.17990818]

>>17990772
What tax cutlets never fail to understand. If you give someone with 10 billion 11 billion they’re not spending another penny

[Anonymous No.17990924]

>>17988039
there wont be PCs to buy under $5,000 if something like this passes

[Anonymous No.17990946]

>>17990746
.22 LR

[Anonymous No.17990971]

>>17990946
nigger for 2000 dollars you can get a lot better of a gun than some .22

[Anonymous No.17990992]

>>17990971
Nigga I'm not spending ALL of my trumpbux on just a freakin' gun. I'm buying a nice stratocaster too.

[Anonymous No.17991016]

>>17990723
yeah thats a big problem. Issue is new fags and retards are discussing gibs.

[Anonymous No.17991032]

>>17990992
>hes not buying gold or crypto

[Anonymous No.17991061]

>>17991032
Gold maybe, but crypto? The former is much much safer to buy, especially right now.

[Anonymous No.17991078]

>>17990924
but spending a trillion on bailouts is a-ok!

[Anonymous No.17991090]

>>17991061
yes crypto. You how much gold do you think you can carry up your ass when trying to flee capital controls. iirc when people were fleeing germany they were stealing everything they had before they could leave

[Anonymous No.17991121]

>>17985564
BRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17991131]

>>17990992
an AR15 you can find for around 600. Its probably not gonna be a Colt with all the fancy bells and whistles, but it slings bullets and kills people. A .22 will still kill someone, but after they've already killed you and left, takes a while to bleed out from a .22 unless you're just swiss cheesing him

[Anonymous No.17991143]

>>17990051
God I wish I was a mutt

[Anonymous No.17991166]

>>17990328
Lad...

[Anonymous No.17991167]

>>17991131
>an AR15 you can find for around 600
not anymore everyone is freaking out right now and shipping is taking forever. Still waiting for some parts to start shipping after i ordered a week ago.

[Anonymous No.17991509]

What are the odds of this actually passing and it's not just a Disney-esque false hope?

[Anonymous No.17991577]

>>17985564
Gov worker on paid admin leave, Approx $6k month. If i get the neetbux too ill laugh.

[Anonymous No.17991611]

>>17985824
Ill get the neetbux, then pose as an illegal and get it again.

[Anonymous No.17991649]

>>17985794
Don't put it back in unless you are buying BTC on Cuckbase and sending it to Bidesk for coins right away. If you get it and aren't buying crypto, take cash out and go to the local gun store or buy gold.

[Anonymous No.17991743]

>>17991509
100%

[Anonymous No.17991950]

>>17991509
Oh a bill is 100% going to pass one way or another, but it most likely won't look like the one in the OP. People on both sides aren't going to allow literally EVERYONE to get free money, especially not non-citizens. I highly doubt they'll even give it to NEETs, gotta keep up that "bootstraps" narrative so wagies don't lose their minds.
I'm a NEET, it'll be a god damn miracle if I somehow get a 2000 dollar check. If I'm someone blessed with Trumpbuxx i'll be investing in SOMETHING to help me continue being a NEET while still making money.

[Anonymous No.17992001]

>>17985824
what a horrible idea.
>>17989957
and just where the fuck does their card get sent to i wonder? they're fucked from the get-go

[Anonymous No.17992073]

>>17992001
nigger are you stupid? if they're going with "literally everyone gets money cards" then that means you probably have to go somewhere yourself to get one and "register" it to you. Probably do it in a way that's similar to how they're doing the "drive thru" wuflu doctors in Walmart parking lots.

[Anonymous No.17992114]

>>17985564
yangbux

[Anonymous No.17992124]

>>17986194
>>17986431
Sorry Basheer, but how do you plan on getting here? All travel into and out of the country is locked down.

[Anonymous No.17992382]

>>17985941
What's another few trillion

[Anonymous No.17992551]

>>17986304
They already whiddled it down to a shitty tax credit that won't even effect most people. The economy is screwed.

[Anonymous No.17992552]

>>17992124
there is nothin based about a boomer. Kys

[Anonymous No.17992931]

>>17992124
I have a 1/64 scale replica of the HMS Enterprise, an outboard motor 300 packs of ramen and an ore, try and fucking stop me.

[Anonymous No.17992979]

>>17985564
>“Every person” includes:
>a. Dependents, so a couple with two children would receive 4 x $2000 = $8000 in total.
>b. Non-citizens, including undocumented people, permanent residents, and temporary visitors whose stay exceeds three months.
>c. Individuals who do not have a bank account, social security number, or permanent address

[Anonymous No.17992986]

There's no way they're actually go this big, are they?

The first GOP proposal was 1200 one time, and anyone who made less than ~12.4k( the standard deduction for 2018) gets 600.

I can see the requirements getting lessened, since many republicans wantes that, and they seem to have let the Dems have their 6 week full unemployment insurance.

But 2k? Plus an absolute minimum of 12k more over the next year? How the fuck are they gonna pass that?

Seriously asking.

[Anonymous No.17992998]

>>17990809
>t. saviour of the brown people

[Anonymous No.17992999]

>>17985564
>How will you be spending your Trumpbux, /biz/?
I'll be spending it with increased cost of living for the rest of my life

[Anonymous No.17993035]

>>17985824
>b. Non-citizens, including undocumented people or illegal aliens, permanent residents, and temporary visitors whose stay exceeds three months.

what
the
fuck

[Anonymous No.17993103]

>>17992986
They're not. This is one of many proposals, and I imagine the one they choose will be the least helpful, most half-assed one.

[Anonymous No.17993168]

>>17992999
I'm gonna buy your rental with mine and double your rent

[Anonymous No.17993223]

>until economy recovers
>not until Corona panic subsides

This is a bad idea. The initial $1000 for every month of the outbreak is appealing until you realize this will be a tax credit we'll have to pay back anyway next season. Eventually hyperinflation will cause cost of living in many areas to skyrocket.

[Anonymous No.17993302]

Oh wow free chainlink every month and staking isn't even out yet!

[Anonymous No.17993334]

>>17985667
No one gives a fuck about you, you are financial set

[Anonymous No.17993350]

>>17986773
You underestimate retards, people will blow their money away

[Anonymous No.17993396]

>>17993350
Exactly.
I'm building a new PC on newegg right now.

Gonna be really upset when I got to buy an Index though and Valve sells out again the second all the trumpbux go through.