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>be NEET
>be from country barely affected by corona
>be in parents house
>be in bed covered by my comfy blanket
>mommy brings me freshly squeezed orange juice from time to time
>having the time of my life just reading all the wagie rage on the internet
>reaching levels of comfy I didn't think were even possible

>> No.17982024

I'm in a similar boat except that Corona is in my city. It's fun to see normies suffer through a quarentine.

>> No.17982032

>be a wageslave
>hates job
>will get laid off soon
>will recieve neetbux
>comfy af atm

>> No.17982050

> be wageslave
> Salary x20 my expenditure
> work 10 years
> retire

Check mate neets

>> No.17982084
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17982084

>>17982007
your parents will die somewhere in the next 30 to 40 years, then you will be a skill-less, worthless, unemployable, broke ass NEET who will have to sell his parents' house just to be able to spend the rest of your miserable life in some filthy cabin.
meanwhile, me, the public school teacher:
>can't be fired because I belong to one of the strongest unions
>guaranteed early retirement around the age of 55
>a literal half-NEET, I only work 190 days in a year, including short days and trip days
>get to be mired by gushing horny teenage girls all day
>flirt with busty milf teachers all day
>if I feel like needing money I give private lessons to rich kids
I am set FOR LIFE. How about you?

>> No.17982089

>>17982007
you forgot:
>be underage

>> No.17982101

>>17982007
>be partner at small business
>no debt for business
>close business for quarentinee, gov pays for workers wages
>go to self sufficient country homestead
>mom is there, she's making apple cinnamon cake
>"Why should I be worried son, we have chickens and guns"

You can't even imagine

>> No.17982103

>>17982084
But i receive gibs $3k month forever

>> No.17982129

>>17982103
are you from Norway or something? even if you do you won't be able to pay all the bills once they are gone.

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>>17982024
The reason Normies cannot stand being inside is because they hate themselves, the silence of nothing to keep their mind off their hollowness and existentialist angst will drive them mad.

>> No.17982221

>>17982084
>thinks taxpayer money will be enough to go around and will settle for less when shit hits the fan
>thinks unions will be around forever
>gets blue balls from teenage girls but know making a move is suicide
>only chance is getting at Toasties
>gets cucked by rich kids