/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17972584]

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
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Free chart:
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https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>>17969343

[Anonymous No.17972593]

Who else holding shorts going into Monday?

SQQQ and HSD here

[Anonymous No.17972605]

The dumb shit I bought today

How fucked am I?

Why the fuck did I meme buy GUSH

[Anonymous No.17972613]

>>17972593
sold my SPY put 30 min before close :(((( . Walked away with a decent profit

[Anonymous No.17972614]

How bad will it have to get before you consider killling yourself?

[Anonymous No.17972615]

>>17972584
Thank you why is the baker so busy today? It isnt sunday, dear

[Anonymous No.17972616]

>>17972593
UBER & SEAS

[Anonymous No.17972625]

whats your predictions for monday?

[Anonymous No.17972626]

Guys, i have premium of seeking alpha and im not really convinced its worth it, should i buy premium for investing.com ? anybody has any ideas ? even fuckin morningstar makes more sense with their fair value..

also fuck tripfags

[Anonymous No.17972629]

>>17972593
I sold all mine when there was 1 hour to go. Was absolutely not expecting that gigantic dump. I bought 1 share of TVIX at the end just incase it rockets.

[Anonymous No.17972637]

REFR CHADS RISE UP. WHATS WITH THE AH MOVEMENT? IS IT HAPPENING?

[Anonymous No.17972640]

Okay bobo you've had your fun, it's time to knock it off and give Americans some relief now, okay?

[Anonymous No.17972641]

What a year this is

[Anonymous No.17972645]

In my ignorance, I fucked up my timing purchasing these pretty hard, can they still make me a lot of money in the now-inevatible crash to 200?

[Anonymous No.17972651]

>>17972613
Don't cry over unrealized gains, if you cashed out at a profit you cashed out at a profit.

[Anonymous No.17972657]

Post the dragonball money printer go brrrr webm

[W33DBrahski No.17972660]

>>17972584
Place your bets
Place your bets

Green or Red on Monday’s close?

Come now, place your bets!

[Anonymous No.17972662]

>>17972645
Fuck

[Anonymous No.17972665]

>>17972625
The stimulus is dropping. States are locking down. Who the fuck knows. I thought today was going to be a pump.

[Anonymous No.17972668]

We are literally speedrunning a pandemic lmao

[Anonymous No.17972671]

>>17972651
true. Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.17972673]

>my dad just invested $5k into MAR calls for Wednesday next week
>he told me that "they're getting bailed out and their bounce today looks great, i'm also thinking about RCL and CCL"

[Anonymous No.17972674]

>>17972668
Dow jones reversed I see?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17972675]

Hope y'all are ready for the news this weekend

[Anonymous No.17972682]

>>17972626
anyone?

[Anonymous No.17972686]

>>17972605
>buying anything right now

[Anonymous No.17972690]

press F for america-chan

[Anonymous No.17972697]

>>17972640
The first unemployment report hasn't officially been released yet. Morgan Stanley predicts 2.5 million unemployed. And a -25%(!!!!) GDP growth in Q2. You think THIS is bottom?

[Anonymous No.17972708]

>>17972690
The whole world's fucked anon.

[Anonymous No.17972709]

>>17972682
Dude just get a free td ameritrade account.

[Anonymous No.17972713]

>>17970544
I thought the French dude said hydroxychloroquine was more effective than chloroquine and had fewer dangerous side effects.

Their study gave it to people in combination with azithromycin while your suggests no regular chloroquine for people on azithromycin.

[Anonymous No.17972714]

>>17972593
Just sold my SQQQ. Monday is red.

[Anonymous No.17972716]

>>17972660
>assuming markets will open then
Kek, there will probably be civil war before that you wannabe porkie cock sucker. You guys are blind to how sick the workers are and how we will unite.

[Anonymous No.17972718]

>>17972675
i don't want any more news for the rest of my life. i'm so goddamn tired

[Anonymous No.17972725]

FUCK AMERICAN EVERY MARKET DONE OK TODAY BUT NOOOOOO YOU FUCKIG FAGGOTS WENT RED SORT IT OUT DRUMPF

[Anonymous No.17972727]

>>17972709
im a eurofag bro, cant get one

[Anonymous No.17972728]

>https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-20/coronavirus-county-doctors-containment-testing

The nation’s second-largest municipal health system has told its staff that it is essentially abandoning hope of containing the coronavirus outbreak and instructed doctors not to bother testing symptomatic patients if a positive result won’t change how they would be treated.

The guidance, sent by the Los Angeles County Department of Health Services to its doctors on Thursday, was prompted by a crush of patients and shortage of tests, and could make it difficult to ever know precisely how many people in L.A. County contracted the virus.

The department “is shifting from a strategy of case containment to slowing disease transmission and averting excess morbidity and mortality,” according to the letter. Doctors should test symptomatic patients only when “a diagnostic result will change clinical management or inform public health response.”

The guidance sets in writing what has been a reality all along. The shortage of tests nationwide has meant that many patients suspected of having COVID-19 have not had the diagnosis confirmed by a laboratory.

[Anonymous No.17972731]

>>17972668

If I get corona, I get corona,at the end of the day, I'm not going to let it stop me from partying!

[Anonymous No.17972737]

>>17972675
>>17972718
Capitalism is kill now retards.

[Anonymous No.17972739]

>>17972665
Maybe it was a pump day

[Anonymous No.17972741]

I don't know bear bros
I just love selling at the peak and waiting for the fall to buy back in

[Anonymous No.17972742]

>>17972686
So I'll say that Intelsat has been doing good. It's one of the few safe refuges on the market because it has consistent ratings and one hell of a market that is effectively secure from being undercut. It's stocks are lower right now but that's kind of the good thing. You can pick them up for dirt cheap and turn one hell of a profit. Especially after the announcement of the new contracts they're on.

[Anonymous No.17972757]

>>17972713
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/20/novartis-to-donate-malaria-drug-in-fight-against-coronavirus.html

French study said people were completely cleared of the virus in 4-6 days if I remember correctly.

We should get the results of the larger hydroxychloroquine study pretty fuckin quick

[Anonymous No.17972759]

>>17972617
When SPY goes to 0. Maybe not even then.

[Anonymous No.17972760]

>>17972675
Anything interesting other than the obvious? (More shutdowns, more deaths, maybe the Saudi king gets assassinated)

>>17972714
>monday is red
yes
>just sold my SQQQ
but Monday is red?

[Anonymous No.17972762]

>>17972716
tanks shut down a revolution pretty quick
good bait

[Anonymous No.17972764]

>>17972728
Jesus christ..

DO I REALLY SELL NOW
DO I REALLY TAKE MY LOSSES AFTER SUCH A ROUT?!??!

[Anonymous No.17972770]

Dear uncle Anon,

How can little Jimmy make a profit from this upcoming great crash? TVIX had it's run and I've only used SQQQ, how can I maximize my gains uncle Anon?

With love,
Jimmy

[Anonymous No.17972795]

>>17972614
You should be asking that over on reddit

[Anonymous No.17972797]

>>17972762
Assuming the military supports Trumpf when most of them don't. You guys are in for a rude awakening.

[Anonymous No.17972801]

So the Govt checks roll out in april?

[Anonymous No.17972806]

>>17972584
What a day bros.

[Anonymous No.17972807]

Hope you all have guns and ammo.

[Anonymous No.17972814]

>>17972764
Yes sell now and abandon your posititions!

[Anonymous No.17972819]

stock market is literally free money right now

I haven't touched a stock in my life until last Monday and I've already made shit tons

[Anonymous No.17972821]

if we make a bulk order maybe we can get a discount

[Anonymous No.17972825]

>>17972584
is anyone going to jump on this ford situation?
They can absolutely service that debt, look at how much they pay in dividends.They might have to hold off dividends for a while, but their price is back to 1988 level. Not to mention, uncle sam definitely has their back.

[Anonymous No.17972826]

>>17972770
Buy SNSS.

[Anonymous No.17972829]

I switched to 95% cash at the beginning of January. Still waiting for the right time to buy back into TQQQ. Being patient sucks

[Anonymous No.17972836]

>>17972770
high risk / high autism: options trading
medium risk / medium autism: inverse ETFs until the bottom, buy companies you think are really undervalued, daytrade if you have $25k or are Canadian (Canadians can daytrade the TSX without limit)
low risk / low autism: We're more than halfway down the slope, just daily cost average into good stonks and ETFs, I personally like defense stocks, Pfizer is probably undervalued right now, Tesla could be a good pick if it goes under $300

[Anonymous No.17972843]

>>17972657

[Anonymous No.17972846]

I thought potential to print money with puts was over due to pump after hydroxychloroquine study released

But o guess people don't believe it yet

Fuck I could have kept shorting even you fuckers don't believe it yet

The people I work with are all finally taking this virus seriously. They dismiss the likely cure like they initially dismissed the virus in the first place.

Guess I'm shorting till biz understands it's a cure and stopping before the normies do

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17972849]

>>17972605
That's a really nice DIS average, just make sure you have enough cash to keep buying as we go down.

[Anonymous No.17972850]

>>17972675
>news

Kek. Its all over, thats the real news.

[Anonymous No.17972855]

>>17972770
It's too late for volatility ETFs little faggot, it's going down. We are crab walking downhill on a slow bleed for the rest of the year. It's not too late yet though to save for a gun and some ammo and killing yourself.

[Anonymous No.17972858]

>>17972797
>Assuming the military supports Trumpf when most of them don't. You guys are in for a rude awakening.

[Anonymous No.17972859]

I don't think the world is going back to normal after this. I think we're going to change as a people, at least in the West.

[Anonymous No.17972861]

>>17972731
Based Brady

[Anonymous No.17972865]

>>17972668
Nice graph of SQQQ and SPXU

[Anonymous No.17972869]

>>17972764

[Anonymous No.17972872]

>>17972861
do white people really

[Anonymous No.17972874]

>>17972795
post portfolio

[Anonymous No.17972877]

>>17972849
Fuck you grim. Never post without posting a pudding

[Anonymous No.17972879]

>>17972741
You could also short the peak and sell at the dip. Double the gains.

[Anonymous No.17972886]

>>17972614
I will kill myself when the last Chinese Bat eating ricepaddy fuck lies drowning in his own blood amongst the ashes of the great works of his ancestors. I will make sure he sees me kill myself before he dies so that he knows I will be waiting for him in hell.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17972888]

Just spoke to Jerome, looks like we're red Monday

[Anonymous No.17972890]

>>17972846
Retard

[Anonymous No.17972893]

>>17972764
no just keep it and lose 30-80% more

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17972899]

>>17972826
SNSS might be stuck in the doldrums until May EPS. Somehow we wound up in a situation where we have 2 patients within the margin of error of a PR, but neither crossed it on those reported scans. I can't think of any drug that's ever gotten all the way to 47% and 48% and not continued with remission, though, so it WILL have 2 PRs, and soon. Probably more at 500mg.

[Anonymous No.17972905]

>>17972801
$2400 Govt check. 610 of that into the bank to cover recent investments, 1000 in my emergency fund, 790 left over for groceries/supplies. Win all around.

[Anonymous No.17972907]

>>17972859
I expect the US to become more isolated and Europe will improve their relations with China and Russia. Then the quest to unify Eurasia will begin and war will start over the Middle East/Turkey.

[Anonymous No.17972910]

>>17972825
I've been thinking the same, but every fag on this board always says no.
They even said they we're investing into self driving tech awhile back.

[Anonymous No.17972917]

>>17972836
Can I not unlimitedly trade on US markets?

[Anonymous No.17972922]

i just opened an IB account and transferred 1500 into it while making the account. But it also says:
>As a courtesy, USD 1000.00 has already been credited to your account for trading.

is this free money or, more likely, an "advance" on the 1500 USD that will be credited on 3/26? Can I buy/sell options with this on Monday?.

[Anonymous No.17972926]

>>17972872
It's all the zoomers on spring break, thus proving again that college for everyone is a mistake.

[Anonymous No.17972931]

>>17972690
S

[Anonymous No.17972932]

>>17972888
Checked. We'll be red the rest of the year, at least.

[Anonymous No.17972937]

>>17972910
electric is the future, you don't have to like elongated muskrat, but tesla will render ford obsolete

[Anonymous No.17972938]

>>17972593
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17972944]

>>17972888
Which one?

[Anonymous No.17972948]

>>17972917
if you have less than $25,000 in your account you are limited to 3 day trades a week in the US, day trade being defined as buying and selling the same security in the same day

I'm not a lawyer go look it up

[Anonymous No.17972956]

>>17972922
you are allowed to trade with 1000 of the 1500 you deposited before it clears, silly

[Anonymous No.17972958]

>>17972861

[Anonymous No.17972959]

Hold my hand on this, SMG- I bought GUSH and USO at $0.40 and $6.. when prices on those double, should I pull out my original principle and put it back in funds or should I let it ride to make more money? GUSH is partcularly volatileSo I might go long with that and cash out the USO earlier.

[Anonymous No.17972962]

>>17972922
>an "advance"
yes
>Can I buy/sell options with this on Monday?.
yes

[Anonymous No.17972966]

Please be bearish on the MDAX

[Anonymous No.17972971]

>>17972899
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17972974]

>>17972872
There are niggers too, but they're all subhumans yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa4i9Ap6dCg

[Anonymous No.17972975]

>>17972836
where does daytrading options fit in

[Anonymous No.17972985]

>>17972958
i hope they go home and their boomer parents get killed because of them

[Anonymous No.17972992]

>>17972593
>>17972616
LYFT, CCL, SPY, EWG
r8 my shorts bros

[Anonymous No.17972993]

>>17972971

Dude youre a retard

[Anonymous No.17972995]

How do? Bought at .02

[Anonymous No.17973006]

>>17972956
>>17972962
thanks nigs, cheers

[Anonymous No.17973009]

>>17972937
This is true, but Tesla wont be the only electric auto company.
Of course some will die out, but Ford seems to recognize the directions cars are going, and are actively working towards it.

[Anonymous No.17973017]

So I pulled out before I lost any money.

How long does it take for robinhood to let you put money back in your bankaccount? Cause I am going to need it.

[Anonymous No.17973022]

>>17972995
absolute MADMAN

[Anonymous No.17973026]

>>17972932
No lie that bitch is hot as fuck where do i find me a woman with a body like that to wife up

[Anonymous No.17973032]

Anxiety is causing me to misdiagnose as Wu Flu. FUCK

[Anonymous No.17973034]

>>17972959
Gush is dumb bc oil companies are fucked you shoulda bought OILU as it's correlation is to oil price itself

[Anonymous No.17973036]

>>17972995
>$15 spy puts are now considered reasonable and in the money

[Anonymous No.17973037]

>>17972995
Wait is that seriously worth $400 now, lmao

[Anonymous No.17973039]

>>17972673
Lol he's fucked

[Anonymous No.17973043]

>Dianne Feinstein Sold Off $6 million in Stocks Before Coronavirus Crash

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/dianne-feinstein-3-senate-colleagues-sold-off-stocks-before-coronavirus-crash-reports

[Anonymous No.17973065]

>>17973043
I'm thinking bullish

[Anonymous No.17973066]

how do i into puts

[Anonymous No.17973078]

>>17973043
Jews gonna Jew

[Anonymous No.17973086]

>>17973066
You might just as well give me all your money and then bend over.

[Anonymous No.17973091]

There are people still losing money right now? How is that even possible?

[Anonymous No.17973092]

>>17973034
at least gush is splitting instead of liquidating like oilu

[Anonymous No.17973093]

>>17972974
>>17972872
>/biz/ calls the virus overhyped
>get angry when people don't self isolate
hmm

[Anonymous No.17973097]

>>17973086
im smarter than you bitch, im going to be rich. cant wait to take all your fucking money

[Anonymous No.17973098]

>>17973086
Did any of you NOT get IV crushed today?

[Anonymous No.17973106]

>>17972995

wait so you paid 2 cents on a bet that SPY will drop to 15$ by 6/19? where the fuck can i take that deal? i dont believe that will actually happen but fuck, i'll pay 2cents on the off chance it actually happens. of course if that does actually happen, we probably have much greater things to worry about

[Anonymous No.17973108]

>>17973066
Buy the cheapest one you can find and then wait until the date listed next to it

[Anonymous No.17973114]

How do I learn when to close?

Every position I've sold for a profit would have made me more if I had held on for a few days longer.

[Anonymous No.17973116]

>>17973034
if oil isn't $50+bbl by January I'll eat my hat. Also, I don't want to do futures when ETFs are there.

[Anonymous No.17973120]

>>17973078
it's all congress, this is class warfare and politicians are the new nobility.
You are the peasant class, in an age where they no longer need farmers to till the land.

>>17973066
Buy when IV is high, sell when IV is higher.
:^)

[Anonymous No.17973123]

>>17973098
nah dawg
pls no balance bully

[Anonymous No.17973125]

>>17973066
>how do i into puts
>>17973097
>im smarter than you bitch,
>>17973098
>you
wat?

[Anonymous No.17973130]

>>17973098
I for one made about 150$ today riding SDOW i had from yesterday until close today

[Anonymous No.17973139]

What's up with all the 3x oil etf shilling lately?
That's malevolent...no doubt.

[Anonymous No.17973142]

What happened here

[Anonymous No.17973146]

>>17973114
I close early when Powell starts Tavel rousing about something. Profit sold is profit gained. Could easily go the other way. Look at it like a win %. Focus on making good trades not BIG trades

[Anonymous No.17973149]

>>17973114
Just accept that you are never going to hit the sweet spot for maximum profit, but be happy that you made money.

[Anonymous No.17973154]

>>17973043
>Feinstein, who serves as ranking member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, and her husband sold between $1.5 million and $6 million in stock in California biotech company Allogene Therapeutics, between Jan. 31 and Feb. 18, The New York Times reported.
>$1.5 million and $6 million in stock in California biotech company Allogene Therapeutics
What..? I understand that she sold as soon as she heard about Corona and the potential the virus has considering it was already a terrible investment, what a retard.

[Anonymous No.17973155]

Did futures hit limit down or it will still trade tonight?

[Anonymous No.17973161]

>>17973142
>Research Frontiers is a nanotechnology company based in Woodbury, New York

[Anonymous No.17973163]

>>17972626
I don't think there's much value in paying for any of those sites.

[Anonymous No.17973168]

>>17973142
They make Smart Glass technology and are probably getting a deal with the DoD to make AR goggles so soldiers can know who is infected and who to shoot.

[Anonymous No.17973174]

>>17972872
Carpe diem my brown friend. Don't tell me you wouldn't trade your abuella for a six figure income.

[Anonymous No.17973180]

>>17973155
Sunday Friend


Should I set a stop limit up for SRTY on monday or nah

[Anonymous No.17973182]

>>17973161

[Anonymous No.17973183]

i made 400 playing roulette and 16 hodling SQQQ.

>soon

[Anonymous No.17973196]

>>17972971
i told you this yesterday, but just very bad investing. i don't understand what you are thinking.

[Anonymous No.17973197]

Just dunking on ancaps. FUCK ancaps. Socialism or barbarism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWILls8fCes

[Anonymous No.17973199]

>>17973114
Can you set limit orders for options? Like pick a price and if the stock reaches that price it will auto-sell your shares if you set the instructions

[Anonymous No.17973201]

>>17973168
oh God I know I am not infected but shoot me anyway

[Anonymous No.17973205]

>>17972995
Fuccccckkkkkkk lemme in on that deal. A literal 2x. Fucking hell if it goes to 0.10 thats a 10x for you and 5x for anyone who bought at 0.02

>it ends up dumping on us the moment we go all in

[Anonymous No.17973210]

>>17973106
2 cents per share at 100 shares for 2 dollars a contract. so he spent 200 dollars to bet that america will collapse in 3 months. open interest on it is 0 though lol

[Anonymous No.17973213]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING

I SOLD MICROSOFT, ALTRIA, AND BRISTOL MYERS!!!!

AAAAAAAAA
HAVE THE BOOMERS PANIC SOLD YET??!!!??!?!?!!
Freeing up cash for the great depression,


>>17973155
Futures will resume trading Sunday Evening

>>17973142
post candle chart you shill

[Anonymous No.17973216]

>>17973168
>soldiers can know who is infected and who to shoot.
y-you mean... who ISN'T infected, and who to shoot, r-right anon?

[Anonymous No.17973223]

>>17973197
Get the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.17973226]

>>17973139
retards not knowing that GUSH announced a reverse split, OILU is getting de-listed, and UWT is still too early to buy and hodl, and DWT there's not much more money to be made as oil pricing near the bottom

just fucking wait a couple of weeks

[Anonymous No.17973232]

>>17973093
I've been yelling at people not to ignore the risk since January. Albeit, this thing has become far worse than even I expected.

[Anonymous No.17973233]

>>17973168
Funny enough, this was a plot point in MGS:V

[Anonymous No.17973234]

>>17973149
This. Yeah it sucks if you cannot get a max profit, but profit is profit. If anyone was great at hitting the sweet spot they would be running a hedge fund not shitposting on this Chinese Bat Soup drinking forum

[Anonymous No.17973241]

>>17973210
If we all get in on it we can bet against each other

[Anonymous No.17973243]

>>17973210
>>17973210
>so he spent 200 dollars to bet that america will collapse in 3 months.

and he's only going to get a 400$ total payout? eh thats not that great

[Anonymous No.17973253]

NYC going into full quarantine starting Sunday night. It's over bros...

[Anonymous No.17973255]

>>17972907
>unify Eurasia
In the next 30 years after the US shits the bed Russia and China will return to mortal enemy status

[Anonymous No.17973258]

>>17972584
CUT MY SHARES INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST FED PUMP

RECESSION
NO BOOMING

[Anonymous No.17973262]

>VIX Down
Yep we're in full bear market now

[Anonymous No.17973264]

>>17973226
>GUSH announced a reverse split
I don't see how this matters.
Commodities tracking etf have disgusting decay.
That's the point. Don't hold them overnight.

[Anonymous No.17973274]

>>17973098
Yeah, it's ruff. But crash on monday will take care of that.

[Anonymous No.17973290]

>>17973106
im pretty sure there wouldnt even be a stock market to sell it to if it ever gets that low

[Anonymous No.17973293]

>>17973264
>>17973264
>Don't hold them overnight.
well... if it keeps going up and up you should be ok w/ the decay but yeah check on it daily

[Anonymous No.17973306]

>>17973262
Doesn't VIX being down mean volatility is down?

[Anonymous No.17973308]

>>17972932
Corona-chan is getting thick; it must be all that beef she's been eating lately.

[Anonymous No.17973324]

Thoughts on General Electric? Are they going up or down in the coming week?

[Anonymous No.17973332]

>>17973306
volatility can go both ways, so if you're in the red, it's less likely to suddenly go green again

[Anonymous No.17973333]

>>17973223
What color bowtie are you wearing, ancap? Your entire "ideology" is cringe.

[Anonymous No.17973334]

>>17973306
Yes, but it also means its on a stable free fall

[Anonymous No.17973335]

>>17972593
i got 2 spy puts i bought at 3:40. am i fucjed?

[Anonymous No.17973347]

How long does it take for lungs to heal after this corona virus?

[Anonymous No.17973348]

>>17973226
UWT is getting delisted as well

[Anonymous No.17973352]

>>17972899
No rush...

>>17972971
>If buying a stock will make me money, surely buying short-term calls on it will make me more money!

[Anonymous No.17973359]

>>17972686
buy EVERYTHING right now
it's guarantee'd money in a year

just go bit-by-bit and you can't lose when all is said and done

[Anonymous No.17973367]

>>17972593
SRTY here
Didn't buy at 40 because I was thinking it was going to pump up because of muh Witches
Didn't buy at my personal buy limit of 44 cause I thought it was going to pump
Didn't buy until 49.7

JUST

[Anonymous No.17973370]

Why wont Jerome use the forbidden technique?

[Anonymous No.17973374]

Connecticut is about to be cancelled.

Connecticut Gov. Ned Lamont on Friday encouraged all nonessential business owners to shut down or work from home for the foreseeable future. Major construction projects and major manufacturing firms are exempt, Mr. Lamont said.
"This is tough medicine," Mr. Lamont said. "I think this is the right medicine."
Businesses could be subject to fines if they remain open, he said.
Connecticut's coronavirus case count rose by 35 Friday, reaching a total of 194 cases. There have now been four coronavirus-related deaths in the state.

[Anonymous No.17973380]

>>17973347
It can leave you with permanent damage.

[Anonymous No.17973382]

>>17973293
>going up and up you should be ok w/ the decay
Vol decay. That doesn't cover contango.
Soxl is 3x too but doesn't have that much of a decay problem.
Gush is fugly. UWT looks way better. Not sure how etns handle the tracking differently than etfs.

[Anonymous No.17973384]

>>17973370

buying stocks directly ?

[Anonymous No.17973389]

>>17972958
SPRING BREEEEEEEEAAAAAKKK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17973395]

>tfw yurop and just been here the last few days to spectate the clown fiesta
I both wish I could join the apocalypse party and I wasn't 100% brainlet about stonks.

[Anonymous No.17973396]

https://www.investors.com/market-trend/stock-market-today/dow-jones-coronavirus-stock-market-correction-amazon-microsoft-walmart/

>Still calling it a market correction

I guess we have a ways to go lads.

[Anonymous No.17973401]

>>17973389
me in the green rubber boat

[Anonymous No.17973404]

>>17973389
can corona infect the water? if so lol

[Anonymous No.17973416]

>tfw my $220 SPY puts are profitable by Monday

[Anonymous No.17973419]

>>17973380
So even if we survive this, the next time we catch a cold we die of bacterial pneumonia?

[Anonymous No.17973432]

>>17972605
I bought DIS at 86.70 and IBM at 96.9 today

[Anonymous No.17973438]

>>17972958
why do they all look so retarded (and obese for the muttettes)?

[Anonymous No.17973464]

>>17973255
tbqh the Russians look like massive opportunists, but I think they'll improve if they open up a bit
also, you know, it's not in their interest to go after each other

[Anonymous No.17973465]

Was buying $1k of Coca Cola socks worth it?

[Anonymous No.17973467]

>>17973389
We are 2-3 weeks away from the biggest shitshow of all time

[Anonymous No.17973468]

>>17973438
Those are the kind of people who go to beaches for spring break.

[Anonymous No.17973475]

>>17973404
Come join the biomass, anon! It's fun!

[Anonymous No.17973481]

>>17973419
Even better, maybe you can catch it again.

[Anonymous No.17973497]

i just got a free stock from robinhood for Ford

short or long boys

[Anonymous No.17973502]

>>17973465
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17973503]

>>17973465
What color are they

[Anonymous No.17973508]

>>17973465
How many pairs can one person possibly need?

[Anonymous No.17973531]

>>17972907
>Europe
>improving relations with China and Russia
>CHINA
Anybody with a functioning brain after this pandemic is going to realize that China's manufacturing base is not worth it after this

[Anonymous No.17973546]

>>17973359
this is my thought, hence why I'm liquidating my bonds and funds, so I can stick everything on stocks at the bottom. I'm practically giddy about the amount of money I'm gonna make. If the dow hits -50% I'm do a jig

[Anonymous No.17973550]

Good stiff pandemic ain't such a bad thing, ya know. Maybe get some war going. Clean things out some, hey?

[Anonymous No.17973563]

>>17973550
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THAT IS FROM THIS YEAR

[Anonymous No.17973564]

>>17973465
>tfw bought 10K of Coca Cola underwear

[Anonymous No.17973574]

>>17973216
I know what I said.

[Anonymous No.17973575]

>>17973531
>China's manufacturing base is not worth it
something i actually know something about: false. Chinese mfging is the basic engine that runs the world at this point, it is honme to the lowest cost, highest quality mfged goods anywhere. only starting to fall apart on textiles to SEAsia. bank on that

[Anonymous No.17973578]

>>17973550
I like this idea.

[Anonymous No.17973582]

>>17973550
>someone starts coofing

[Anonymous No.17973585]

>>17973550
god, imagine a terrorist attack there

[Anonymous No.17973588]

>>17973531
There may be a boom in developing markets after all this is done. Big companies may try to spread their outsourced production to a wider variety of cheap countries to reduce exposure to any particular one.

>>17973563
I didn't say it was. :p

[Anonymous No.17973598]

>>17973253
At least they are giving us Friday and Saturday to go out and party before they shut it down. Oh and Sunday brunch

[Anonymous No.17973599]

>>17973531
nah, don't expect things to change much, some supply chains will become more localized to some degree but that's about it. Europe can't isolate itself.

[Anonymous No.17973603]

>>17972958
Mexica needs to close border for mutts, how cool would be that

[Anonymous No.17973609]

>>17973382
They expire. Me stupid.

[Anonymous No.17973615]

>>17973464
>it's not in their interest to go after each other
??? The only reason they even speak to each other is because the US is hounding both of them. China invaded Vietnam and opened up to the US in trade to curb Russia’s power. They despise each other and as allies have constantly tried to fuck each other over

[Anonymous No.17973616]

>>17973475
The topless Mom with the thong bikini in the middle.

[Anonymous No.17973621]

Black Monday III after unemployment statistics become official this weekend.

-4,800 drop on the Dow.

[Anonymous No.17973623]

>>17973205
My plan is to sell it long before expire.
If spy drops $50 this put could be worth .10 imo

[Anonymous No.17973628]

>>17973550
RIO BABY

[Anonymous No.17973630]

Hey has anyone looked at UUP leaps around 29c/30c?
I feel it's a good solid bet, but It's gone down AH, when it should be mooning

[Anonymous No.17973634]

>>17973621
Canada had 500000 applications for EI

[Anonymous No.17973641]

>>17973615
things change. they will never go after each other, but of course they will always be cautious.

[Anonymous No.17973642]

>>17973370
You don't mean...THAT technique?!

[Anonymous No.17973648]

>>17973623
>>17973205
But whom is going to buy that put?

Why would anyone buy it?

[Anonymous No.17973652]

>he fell for the Friday bull trap

[Anonymous No.17973654]

>>17973333
Imagine coming here to laugh at people losing money and not realizing were making money by betting against the market.

[Anonymous No.17973657]

DIS @ $50 soon. I've got the money waiting..

[Anonymous No.17973660]

>GUN STORES SOLD OUT
>GUN STOES SOLD OUT
>GUN STORES SOLD OUT

Got the only gun they had left, the guy mouthed to me that I wasn't gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.17973667]

>>17973660
based

enjoy penetrating most soft armor, chad

[Anonymous No.17973675]

>>17973654
Imagine thinking that unfeterred capitalism is a good economic system.

[Anonymous No.17973686]

>>17973660
chinese or russian?
I got the chinese blyat version. hundred bucks cheaper.

[Anonymous No.17973698]

> AMD down less than 1%, including afterhours
> S&P 500 down more than 9%, including afterhours

Could be worse, desu.

[Anonymous No.17973699]

>>17973348
>UWT is getting delisted as well

will you stop memeing this, there was no indication on their website

[Anonymous No.17973707]

O Bull! My Bull! Our fearful trip is done;
The market has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The bottom is near, opening bells I hear, the investors all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady Dow, the traders grim and daring:
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the bottom my Bull does lie,
Fallen cold and dead.

O Bull! My Bull! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up—for you the SQQQ is flung—for you the bugle trills;
For you green candles and ribbon'd bailouts—for you the trade floor a-crowding;
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager calls a-buying;
Here Bull! dear father!
This arm beneath your head;
It is some dream that on the bottom,
You've fallen cold and dead.

My Bull does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The trading day is o’er safe and sound, its puts all sold and done;
Circuit breakers tripped, the market slipped, comes in with bottom won;
Exult, O investors, and ring, O bells!
But I, with mournful tread,
Walk the bottom my bull does lie,
Fallen cold and dead.

[Anonymous No.17973708]

>>17973648
I could sell for .03 already

[Anonymous No.17973712]

>>17973660
what a shit looking gun..
You should've tried another gunshop fren. Aren't you afraid this shit toy explode in your hands at the first bullet?

[Anonymous No.17973718]

>>17972764
Bro where have you been we've been telling you to sell for almost a month at least

[Anonymous No.17973722]

Did we trip limit down or are the futures still closed? I'm retarded and time zones are confusing

[Anonymous No.17973724]

>Dow futures trading under 19,000

LMFAO

>>17973698
It gets slaughtered on Monday along with the rest of the whores trading at 40x P/E.

[Anonymous No.17973733]

>>17972593
sold SQQQ at $29 today
holding DWT over the weekend

[Anonymous No.17973735]

>>17973630
bump

[Anonymous No.17973736]

>>17973641
>they will never go after each other,
In the last 10 years they have purposefully attacked each other’s interest multiple times. Russia helped the French and Americans chase Chinese colonial interests out of North Africa. China overtly supports secessionist elements in the Caucasus and political alliances with Russia’s enemies in Central Asia. The biggest victory for China of the last thousand years would be if they could crush Russia’s economy one more time and cause them to Balkanize further then scoop up Siberia.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17973739]

So many poor suckers getting into options getting excited when they see their contracts 100x in value not even realizing it's order book tricks.

[Anonymous No.17973746]

>>17973657
I hope it doesnt drop that far. I'm the macarroon who bought it at 88 earlier.

Wanted it to be a long anyways, stupid robinhood, stupid IRS.

[Anonymous No.17973747]

>>17973465
no pepsi is better

[Anonymous No.17973748]

>>17973698
Since when is to be honestf filtered into desu? What kind of faggotry is this?

>>17973724
We'll see. So far, it holds the line around 40$ remarkably well.

[Anonymous No.17973755]

>>17973699
so what does this mean? pizza party?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17973758]

>>17972593

[Anonymous No.17973772]

>>17972593
Holding $TSLA and $AMD puts 3/27. I made a small profit on $MCD, $SBUX puts and sold those on Thursday. I'm gambling all my life savings save $5,000 so despite missing gains on those, I can't fault myself for the caution.

[Anonymous No.17973783]

>>17973660
It'll work.

[Anonymous No.17973790]

>mfw my calls are going to moon on monday

[Anonymous No.17973798]

>>17972825
F options for the win my man, I don't even doubt Monday will be Bailout Monday and Trump will give cash to Cruise Lines, Ford will make ventilators and theater chains.

>>17973630
UUP is the biggest horseshit ever sometimes because boomers keep selling the rips, I am also sad and afraid it won't ever moon. Cash is honestly the best investment possible right now, its almost guaranteed the dollar will be worth exactly like the British Pound in a couple months like in 1985, the USD is the only thing that can't

[Anonymous No.17973802]

>>17972728
How long before this is what every health clinic does?

[Anonymous No.17973806]

>>17973748
>Since when is to be honestf filtered into desu?
Since before you came here from reddit

[Anonymous No.17973809]

>>17973404
It spreads through bodily fluid.

[Anonymous No.17973825]

>>17973806
I'm here since 2007, so fuck you, too, buddy.

[Anonymous No.17973828]

>>17973755
so what do you do? Wait for the final valuation on March 30th or sell ASAP?

[Anonymous No.17973833]

>>17973660
Based makarov poster.

Better than nothing man. I was looking at only 1 gun but then decided an AR might help if I need to hit the woods or something.

[Anonymous No.17973839]

>>17973675
But we don't have that? In fact, there is no such thing as a free market. Except maybe Buttcorn. GO BUY PUTS, YOU FUCKING PUSSY.

[Anonymous No.17973849]

>>17972797
Dafuq? The mil mil luv trump you national guard faggot

[Anonymous No.17973851]

>>17973828
31st*

[Anonymous No.17973857]

>>17973802
This is what happened during the Antonine Plague. They couldn't treat people so doctors ended up closing shop. Didn't help that healing herbs were a lot more rare back then

[Anonymous No.17973862]

>>17973367
same... can only pray we get a bounce next week to sell more longs and DCA down with.

>>17973718
I uhhhh thought it was too late. Every time. Timing the market is uhhh really tough. And buying right now, not selling, will be the right thing to do in X years.

I've also been told to buy gold and sell my shorts because friday will be green. Everyone says all sorts of things.

[Anonymous No.17973868]

>>17972593
I cancelled my limit sells in preparation for Monday, I'm expecting another ~-5% hit at the minimum and I'd like to see if SQQQ hits $31 before I sell; regardless I'd rather manually sell.

>>17972605
I'm sorta following this plan as well; once I get off my SQQQ shorts I'm just going to buy oil ETFs (GUSH, UWT, WTI) and going super long on them since they'll likely be $0.15 a pop towards the bottom of this disaster.
you sorta fucked yourself in the short-run though

[Anonymous No.17973897]

>>17973616
first thing that popped out

[Anonymous No.17973898]

>>17972971
What the heck were you thinking? Also 1 millions dollars? Are you trying to swing it super fast? You have enough that you can pull of safer moves and still make a lot of money wtf!

Bro lemme handle your account for you. I get paid 15% of your gains. You'd have made 500k if I was handling like that and was playing as brazenly as you. 15% wouldve netted me 75k.

[Anonymous No.17973900]

lol tradingview you cheeky bastards

[Anonymous No.17973901]

>>17973798
>UUP is the biggest horseshit ever sometimes because boomers keep selling the rips, I am also sad and afraid it won't ever moon. Cash is honestly the best investment possible right now, its almost guaranteed the dollar will be worth exactly like the British Pound in a couple months like in 1985, the USD is the only thing that can't
wait so you're saying that the pound is gonna keep beating the dollar and the USD is gonna stay down like the dog it is?

[Anonymous No.17973913]

>>17973712
>M57 Tokarev
>shit looking gun
>toy
Ask me how I know you're a no guns?

[Anonymous No.17973916]

>PENCE STAFF HAS THE CHINESE VIRUS
>PENCE STAFF HAS THE CHINESE VIRUS


https://www.foxnews.com/politics/a-person-in-pences-office-tests-positive-for-coronavirus-vps-office-announces
PRESIDENT PELOSI SOON!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17973922]

>>17973900

[Anonymous No.17973929]

>>17972728
Government is always two steps behind the virus.

>Virus isn't here yet.
>Let's ignore it.
>Virus is here.
>Let's downplay it.
>Virus is here and spreading.
>Let's start to test.
>National pandemic.
>Let's start increasing our health capacity.

They've just completely wasted what was essentially a two month, three month head start. Put them in charge of the Sahara and you'll see a shortage of sand.

[Anonymous No.17973945]

>>17973802

Got an email from a health clinic two days ago that they were offering testing, then an email today saying due to crushing demand that they were stopping.

[Anonymous No.17973947]

>>17973916
>yfw Nancy Pelosi becomes president after Trump and the VP go down

[Anonymous No.17973948]

>>17973736
What you're talking about is essentially a matter of diplomatic doctrines and broader geopolitical goals. The Chinese will do business with any country no matter the regime, for instance if a regime change took place in Syria, China would do business with them shortly afterwards. Another example of this is the conflicting interest between the US and France about the role of NATO in Europe that has been going on since forever. You can't expect any two different states to have a completely harmonized strategy or method about doing things in the international stage.

Also, I can't see Russia and China engaging in any new territorial disputes or hostilities, not only because of the nuclear situation and the fact that this is largely a thing of the past, but also because in the case China chose to weaponize their demographics it would be perceived as an act of aggression by every other neighboring country of China and the CCP try to avoid that.

[Anonymous No.17973961]

>>17973660
You're gonna be just fine.

[Anonymous No.17973965]

>>17973916
E S C A L A T E

[Anonymous No.17973971]

>>17973916
christ... is that really how it works?
You blew it again, Mitch!!

[Anonymous No.17973982]

>Be me
>Rural IL fag
>/ptg/ night shifter
>go to bed this morning at 10 am
>wake up to about 10 messages from county alert system
>state is locking down tomorrow
fuck this gay earth and fuck these democrap kikes running this shithole into the ground. I take solace in the fact that the lockdown will kill tax revenues and finally force IL into bankruptcy. You stock fags better figure out how to short a state because the bankruptcy is coming.

[Anonymous No.17973985]

>>17972668
i dont actually think its growing much anymore, this is just based on more testing of already existing cases. most people are at home and not spreading, the economy has ground to a halt. i think in 14 days you will see the curve go horizontal

[Anonymous No.17974000]

>>17973916
>president and vice president both infected and possibly dead.

Is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.17974011]

Maybe I should talk to my ex. Make sure she is okay...

[Anonymous No.17974018]

Is there a gambling site that’ll let us place bets on the first celebrity coronavirus death?

[Anonymous No.17974025]

Delusional bullniggers btfo yet again
It’s all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.17974026]

>>17973868
it was 12 bucks, i think the inverse is monday night and will sell force sell my 32 shares anyways.

[Anonymous No.17974029]

>>17972728>>17972728
>essentially abandoning hope of containing the coronavirus outbreak and instructed doctors not to bother testing symptomatic patients if a positive result won’t change how they would be treated.

thts california for you. third world shithole. such bullshit considering we have a plentiful and cheap drug which seems to treat it very well. if they test all symptomatic people and confirm its corona those peopel can pretty much instantly be cured with the quinine. but thats leftist socialist LA for you. overrun by the 3rd world

[Anonymous No.17974034]

>>17974018
I already get enough gambling in my life on trading days.

[Anonymous No.17974041]

wew lad its no longer flattening in the log

[Anonymous No.17974043]

>>17972584
Does daytrading crypto count on RH? I'm on striek 3 and don't want to be shut down for 3 mo

[Anonymous No.17974045]

>>17973985
>curve go horizontal

Because they stop testing, or test capacity and throughput stagnates. It amazes me that some of these curves have gone horizontal and people insist this says something about the virus.

Infection increases exponentially. Testing capacity doesn't. Therefore the number confirmed COVID-19 cases will increase at a non-exponential rate even if the actual number is exponentially increasing.

[Anonymous No.17974046]

>>17973982
Go back to /pol/ you poorfag schizo

[Anonymous No.17974048]

PENCES STAFF IS INFECTED. RIP

[Anonymous No.17974064]

>>17974025
What's so funny is that they've fallen for the same trick every Friday for the past four weeks. I imagine there's some sort of gentleman's agreement among all the Jews to create these bull traps.

[Anonymous No.17974076]

>>17974041
That's the international second wave starting to show. Flatline was when Chinese cases levelled off but elsewhere hadn't ballooned up just yet. The chart should rise up some more then plateau at a new level before eventually beginning to curve downwards.

[Anonymous No.17974082]

>>17972829
stop trying to time the market. you literally cant lose if you buy now. this might nto be the complete bottom but its fairly close and the bounceback frmo here is already a huge profit. if you buy and patiently wait a year for recovery you will pretty much guarantee a 400% return

[Anonymous No.17974094]

>>17974043
FINRA and the SEC do not regulate Runescape gold.

[Anonymous No.17974096]

>>17974076
>Flatline was when Chinese stopped reporting cases
ftfy

[Anonymous No.17974103]

>>17973698
hedge with some FNGD...

[Anonymous No.17974118]

New thread:

>>17974114
>>17974114
>>17974114

[Anonymous No.17974123]

I figured a depression was coming, but if you told me that TQQQ would shoot down to 30 before the end of March back in January, I wouldn't have believed it

[Anonymous No.17974134]

>>17973982
>IL into bankruptcy. You stock fags better figure out how to short a state because the bankruptcy is coming.
There will be some cleaning out the trash when it starts to be hundreds of thousands dead.

[Anonymous No.17974136]

>>17974096
Or that, sure. The line will wind up similar for worldwide eventually as well.

[Anonymous No.17974138]

At this point if futures open green that's irrefutable proof we live in a simulation and everything was rigged from the start.

[Anonymous No.17974145]

>>17972971
lol bro i hope you did this literally to troll us

[Anonymous No.17974163]

>>17973900
Those charts really expose how fake China's numbers are.

[Anonymous No.17974184]

So how long are the markets going to follow their downward trajectory? This certainly can't last forever. Three weeks, or maybe a month more? I feel that's being generous.

[Anonymous No.17974196]

>>17972593
we might open monday @ 211 on spy lol

[Anonymous No.17974206]

So, here's my take. Unless your really old, or old w/ some other illness, or really young (kid), you chances of dying are low as hell. Yes you may get sick but you'll recover just fine after a few days. Some people it don't bother at all. So instead of doing testing on everyone and increasing the panic via every positive result, focus on the most risk people instead. Save time, save equipment.

[Anonymous No.17974208]

>>17973929
>Let's start increasing our health capacity.
>Oh shit, we can print money but we can't print ventilators

[Anonymous No.17974249]

>>17972660
we will open at 211 or 212 on monday that's where I would be aiming with my SPY puts if I wasnt a broke ass euro.

[Anonymous No.17974255]

did anyone else pick up GM calls

[Anonymous No.17974283]

>>17974206
The elderly will show serious symptoms immediately anyway so testing is pointless. The real hazard is that a significant number of people can be asymptomatic carriers for several weeks. They are also the primary transmission in the population. This was initially why there was more fear with this over the flu.

[Anonymous No.17974295]

>>17973093
this. biz has been packed with nothingburger faggots which is every retard holding calls and spamming "this is the bottom" posts. very little pity for them

[Anonymous No.17974340]

>>17974184
Damn right this can't last long and I ain't talking about the stock market either. You see the state of shit now at just 2, almost 3 months. 12 months of this is a fucking joke. The stock market will be the last thing on anyone's mind if this keeps up much longer. I hope the china results are right, their cases are falling, more people are recovering after 3 months (Dec start point). But considering the slow ass start we got on this we're gonna be fucked longer.

[Anonymous No.17974370]

>>17973347
>he thin>>17973352
ks you heal from corona virus

[Anonymous No.17974375]

>>17974295
it really hasn't, you just hate being memed on.
most bull, bear, or crab posting is a joke.
is just jioking between swapping ideas.

*bonk*
bears owned.

[Anonymous No.17974554]

kek, bought KR last week only to sell this week for a gain. Bought KR today on this dip cheaper than last week. At least I know they're raking in money like mad thanks to this virus. KO,KHC,KDP and GE's raking in the bucks to. (GE Healthcare's cranking out the medical stuff like crack)

[Anonymous No.17974747]

>>17973660
And here I am in Europe with a fucking bow, 10 arrows and a hatchet. lol You have better odds mate

[Anonymous No.17974782]

>>17972917
You can, but only with a cash account

[Anonymous No.17974852]

>>17973825
>>17973806
fellas, we can ALL say desu, desu.

[Anonymous No.17974992]

>>17972668
Shit's overbought. Sell now.

[Anonymous No.17975275]

So another day is done and shit. The market keeps giving me gifts. Damn this constant temptation to spend baby spend. But oh well it's all good. Soon the Govt will give me a bailout in the form of 2400 suddenly showing up in my checking account. In the meantime while I wait for the bailout I am content knowing I've got 30 T-babies,30 shares of GE, and 10 shares of DIS,12500 shares of ONTX plus a few other things all keeping me company.

[Anonymous No.17975484]

>>17974747
If shit hits peak feudalism again I'm gonna give the Poles and their lances a wide berth.

[Anonymous No.17975589]

>>17972971
Oooof