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What are you going to invest your Trumpbux in?

>> No.17968791

fantom. This will get me over 1 million which is a godsend. My usd value is fucking crushed, but I can't complain really.

>> No.17968794

Sum bud and beer homie

>> No.17969173

make too much for trumpbux :/

>> No.17969669

>>17968712
50% toilet paper
25% hand sanitizer
25% paper towels

>> No.17970075
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>>17969173
Boohoo bourgeoisie

>> No.17970109

If its 1k+ I'm gonna combine it with my savings and get a new (used) car.

If its less than 1k, prostitutes.

>> No.17971015

>>17970109
>prostitutes.
me too, i'l probably get at least one, i'm dumping the rest in stocks. i hope this is the dip i kept hearing about

>> No.17971058

I'll put it towards paying some of my debt

>> No.17971085

I've been a neet for the last year, can I just file a return now and say I made like $3k selling stuff to qualify?

>> No.17971105

>>17968712
Silver.

>> No.17972222

anons, you won't be more wealthy by receiving corona bucks. you'll just have to pay more because helicopter money accelerates inflation.

>> No.17972676

All in QUANT

>> No.17972750

penis enlargement pills so i can stroke longer and harder when my puts print

>> No.17972752

>>17972222
nice quads
it's not about the wealth, it's about what can be bought in the moment because the USD either hyperinflates or defaults

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17972791

What do you think?

>> No.17972857

>>17968712
Chainlink and I am thinking Boeing. They will get bailed out cuz muh military contracts.

>> No.17972882

https://www.republicanleader.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/CARES%20Act%20Final%20-%20Mar%202020.pdf

>> No.17973622

>>17968712
nothing because I couldn't work in 18-19 due to cancer and thus wont get trumpbux. at least i'm alive i guess

>> No.17973997

So when are we actually going to get this? A week or two?

And don't we have to pay it back next year anyway due to taxes?

>> No.17974017

>>17968712
Penis enlargement surgery and then I'll ethot myself to desperate size queens.

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>>17968712
Are we even actually getting this shit?

>> No.17974037

>>17972750
>>17974017
Bros... they don't work

>> No.17974051

>>17968712
I'm dirt poor and didn't file in '18 or '19 so I'll starve I guess

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>>17972222
Checked and truthpilled. I'm going to spend my goybucks SIMPing on low tier cam girls.

>> No.17974075

>tfw trumpbux are tainted with coronavirus to wipe out the poor

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>>17968712
All in UWT

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>>17968712
personally, im going all in on beam and znn

>> No.17974186

>>17971105
The only big brain answer ITT

>> No.17974198

>>17974186
Can't buy it lol

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You already know I am gonna go all eeiin

>> No.17974242

traps