/unemployed general/

[Anonymous No.17957906]

FUYCK FUCK FUCK I JUST GOT LAID OFF FROM MY JOB TODAY FUCK THIS CHINKY VIRUS I'M SO FUCKED NOW ALL THOSE SKIPPED LUNCH BREAKS WHICH WAS MEANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY LOYALTY TO THE COMPANY IS NOW FOR NOTHING
ALL I HAVE TO SHOW FOR MY HARD WORK AND LOYALTY IS THE PIXELS WHICH APPEAR WHEN I ACCESS MY BANK ACCOUNT (LUNCH BREAKS NOT INCLUDED) FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.17957917]

>>17957906
YO LIL DONNIE WHERE'S MY PAYCHECK, IM EATIN RAMEN BRICKS AND NOW I GOT SODIUM POISONING YA DUMBIE DUMB DUMB

[Anonymous No.17958216]

Bumperino

[Anonymous No.17958305]

>>17957906
Americaaaaaa fuck yeaaahhb

[Anonymous No.17958335]

>>17957906
Just hit Skype and ring around, son. Remember there’s a pandemic on! No firm handshakes but business owners LOVE a confidant man who can hold a gaze.

Go gittum Champ

[Anonymous No.17958341]

OOOOOOHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEE

[Anonymous No.17958352]

>working through lunch breaks to prove loyalty

well i hope you learned your lesson

[Anonymous No.17958367]

>>17957906

you voted for drumpf?
i bet you voted for drumpf

[Anonymous No.17958376]

>>17957906
>worked through lunch breaks

That's what you get for working for free, wageslave.

[Anonymous No.17958383]

ON GOD I WILL NEVER SHOW LOYALTY TO A COMPANY EVER AGAIN

IF YOU EVER HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SELL TRADE SECRETS TO COMPETITION YOU MUST BACK-STAB THE FACELESS CORPORATION FOR PROFIT BEFORE THEY CAN STAB YOU

[Anonymous No.17958410]

I'm about to quit my job voluntarily, but now is not a smart moment I guess?

[Anonymous No.17958421]

>>17958410
I quit my job just as soon as this virus hit hard. I have some regrets but have been enjoying neet life

[Anonymous No.17958425]

>>17958410
literally every company will be cutting back on new hires
don't risk it if you're dependent on the income to pay for food and where you live, but if you live at home then yolo i guess

[Anonymous No.17958488]

>tfw told yesterday by the boss that my job is almost immune to closing down
>social care pleb

[Anonymous No.17958494]

>>17958425
I have a conflict with my manager and he's been delaying his response. I kinda feel like shitting on his desk (even though he's not in), but on the other hand, having a job at this moment would be pretty smart I guess

[Anonymous No.17958505]

>>17957906
Nice larp, kid. You'll have an actual job someday I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.17958524]

>>17958505
>implying layoffs haven't already begun
i had a job, no longer have job
idk why that's hard to believe lmao

[Anonymous No.17958530]

>>17958488
Look at that thing it's like a sumo

[Anonymous No.17958603]

>>17958524
Layoffs have begun, but since you never had a job to begin with you can't get laid off. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.17958646]

I hear Amazon is hiring!

[Anonymous No.17958692]

Find a comfy goberment position, it's slightly less pay sure but you will never get laid off plus you will be working with absolute incompetent morons so you will be outstanding even without losing lunch breaks.

[Anonymous No.17958837]

>>17957906
>THOSE SKIPPED LUNCH BREAKS WHICH WAS MEANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY LOYALTY TO THE COMPANY IS NOW FOR NOTHING

Tons of people think it helps to do overtime to show how "loyal" they are.

Fuck that, my contract is 40 hours i work 40 hours.

[Anonymous No.17958886]

>>17957906
You got some BTC during the dip, right? Of course you did. GOOD JOB.

[Anonymous No.17958981]

>>17957906
I'm sorry, but did the economy already collapse? Oh, that's right. The decision hasn't even been made yet. In fact, it's only midweek. Does not 20% unemployment count as a collapse? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the market is still open? The traders are in NYC right now and they have been the best stock market people for how long now? They're fighting one of the worst virii of all time and they're feeding off the lack of support from the Mainstream media. But you know what? They're still fucking trading. America is one of the best fucking nations on earth, we dropped 2 more and would have dropped 2 more if Japan hadn't surrendered. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Dow hits 30k and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Fed just pumped 2 trillion dollars into the economy and cut us all a check. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dow topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like America because its free. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to trun the Fed, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

[Anonymous No.17959049]

>>17958981
Tasty pasta.

[Anonymous No.17959083]

>>17958692
Kek this. Live in a nordic country and work in schooling. Shit is the most chill job I ever had and the salary aint even bad considering I work 30 hours a week because people there are so loose about hours and actually showing up.

And of course got 6 weeks full paid quarantine lmao. What a joke, I hate this system so much I have zero issue taking every bit of advantage of it as i can.

[Anonymous No.17959210]

>>17959083
>I hate having decent working hours and 6 weeks paid leave!!!

[Anonymous No.17959227]

Buy better shitcoins
> OGN <

Lose a job? Buy crypto. Look at australian dollarlols, it is LITERALLY DYING WITH THOSE FUCKING DESERT PANDAS.

Australia is rekt. Im not going to make it.

[Anonymous No.17959249]

Imagine being sad for not being a wagie anymore

[Anonymous No.17959286]

Lol, imagine not doing the bare minimum for these faggots, OP. You should've known better.

[Anonymous No.17959364]

>>17957906
Remember current wagies/soon-to-be NEETS...If you don't work, then you shouldnt eat.

[Anonymous No.17959383]

>>17957906
I got laid off this week for the foreseeable future, £1000 a week gone

stop being a bitch and use the money youve saved up wisely

you do have money saved right anon...

[Anonymous No.17959503]

>>17959083
I live in burger land and right now I absolutely hate the state of these fries. I will invite myself in thank you

[Anonymous No.17960362]

Reminder to wagies that you bought this economic collapse upon yourself my buying into this clown market and participating in the slavery of mankind

Real men sped up the collapse by taking from the clown market and buying tendies and shitcoins

[Anonymous No.17960432]

>>17959210
Its not that. Its how public money is being spent on rewarding people who do very little productive for the economy. I work in administration and we have the most insane benefits during this quarantine while private jobs are suffering.

Oh well guess its good to be on the government side.

[Anonymous No.17960544]

>Mfw this socialist nordic hellhole is so full of unions that people can stay out of their work for a year and barely even see a change in their income.
There's something good about having nearly 100% unionized country. In a disaster this safety net works pretty well.

[Anonymous No.17960550]

>>17958410
no, get as much cash as possible

[Anonymous No.17960563]

>>17957906
>working through lunch breaks to prove loyalty

Imagine being this cucked.

[Anonymous No.17960589]

>>17957906
as a business owner, one type of person I'll never promote is the faggots who does "overtime for the company". People like you have no spine, that's why you got laid off.

[Anonymous No.17960592]

>>17960544
That sounds really nice

[Anonymous No.17960614]

>>17957906
What's the big deal? You've got six months of savings to ride this out to the end.

I mean, you DO have six months of savings, right? You're not some spendthrift savage are you?

[Anonymous No.17960644]

>>17957906
I just sold a truck yesterday for 2,000 that I paid 800 bucks for. Don't feel sorry for yourself man, get shit done. You can make it.

[Anonymous No.17960661]

>>17958383
Based and good advicepilled

[Anonymous No.17960673]

>>17960432
You are deluded. You’re 1) complaining about having a good life and asking to be cucked 2) thinking any other government functions in a way where the most productive people are rewarded the most. Not a single government like that exists. Corruption is human nature and who you know is far more important than what you do. Put enough money in someone’s pocket and they will scratch your back. That’s how the world works, be grateful you have some protections from it.

[Anonymous No.17960884]

smoke meth and recycle cans nigga

[Anonymous No.17961478]

>>17960550
Cash is money on the bank or do you mean literally physical?

[Anonymous No.17961683]

>>17958410
Don't do it. Dark times ahead.
Even if its a wagecuck job, you are going to need money to keep buying crypto and food. thank me next year

[Anonymous No.17961874]

>quit old job
>can't find a good job
>settle for a shitter job
>economy tanks, our local job postings are down about 80% the last few weeks and you know they all have a huge increase in applicants

im grateful now desu, just hope they don't fire anyone