/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17948635]

The Bottom is Six Feet Under Edition

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>>17946967

[Anonymous No.17948648]

I'm out of crypto scam for now. What is a stock market? what do i buy? when??????

[Anonymous No.17948668]

>>17948648
>he sold the bottom

[Anonymous No.17948677]

GREEN FRIDAY

[Anonymous No.17948675]

>>17948648
>he bought the top

[Anonymous No.17948687]

how likely is neetbux actually gonna be?

like am i legit gonna receive money from trump or is this just political dancing?

[Anonymous No.17948690]

What affordable puts are left?

[Anonymous No.17948698]

>>17948668
Do people genuinly believe this is the bottom? It's at the point it was when Trump took office. It has a long way to go.

[Anonymous No.17948701]

>>17948677
GREEN ID AND DUBS OOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17948703]

>>17948635
The previous hasn't reached bump limit yet faggot

[Anonymous No.17948708]

>>17948635
>he bought puts on March 19th

[Anonymous No.17948709]

Jesus christ bears are getting fucked tomorrow kek

[Anonymous No.17948722]

TTNP

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17948725]

UBER LYFT

[Anonymous No.17948726]

>>17948677
>>17948701
Confirmed in more ways than one.

[Anonymous No.17948729]

>>17948709
I don't think so...

[Anonymous No.17948733]

>>17948677
Impossible to deny.

[Anonymous No.17948735]

>>17948698
Being a bottom doesn’t make you an expert on bottoms, homo.

[Anonymous No.17948747]

Tell me what to buy I will follow blindly

[Anonymous No.17948750]

>>17948668
>>17948675
COULD'VE MADE 80K IF SOLD THE TOP BUT WAS GREEDY SO I JUST MADE LIKE 20K. BTC WILL COLLAPSE I'M OUT OF IT. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?????????????

[Anonymous No.17948756]

More like Richard Bear

>Senator Dumped Up to $1.6 Million of Stock After Reassuring Public About Coronavirus Preparedness
>Intelligence Chair Richard Burr’s selloff came around the time he was receiving daily briefings on the health threat.
>Soon after he offered public assurances that the government was ready to battle the coronavirus, the powerful chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, Richard Burr, sold off a significant percentage of his stocks, unloading between $582,029 and $1.56 million of his holdings on Feb. 13 in 29 separate transactions.
>As the head of the intelligence committee, Burr, a North Carolina Republican, has access to the government’s most highly classified information about threats to America’s security. His committee was receiving daily coronavirus briefings around this time, according to a Reuters story.
>A week after Burr’s sales, the stock market began a sharp decline and has lost about 30% since.
>On Thursday, Burr came under fire after NPR obtained a secret recording from Feb. 27, in which the lawmaker gave a VIP group at an exclusive social club a much more dire preview of the economic impact of the coronavirus than what he had told the public.

https://www.propublica.org/article/senator-dumped-up-to-1-6-million-of-stock-after-reassuring-public-about-coronavirus-preparedness

[Anonymous No.17948764]

>>17948747
Food and toilet paper

[Anonymous No.17948768]

>>17948708
Yes hello I did this.

I was right about today being green but fucked up my timing for buys is all, that's the only reason I didn't profit today! Tomorrow will be red and I'll make a profit, I swear!

[Anonymous No.17948771]

>GME
https://twitter.com/GeeFrodo/status/1240717652898779138

[Anonymous No.17948775]

>>17948747
A lawnmower

[Anonymous No.17948788]

>>17948747
buy boeing

[Anonymous No.17948792]

>>17948747
May as well throw up to 100% of what you've got at SNSS for that Hail Mary play.

[Anonymous No.17948795]

CCP BEING OVERTHROWN

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

https://twitter.com/yjpc05/status/1240412405055676416

[Anonymous No.17948798]

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1240766223098486786

Bullish

[Anonymous No.17948800]

WHY ARE FUTURES DOWN THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN TODAY I'M GOING TO LOSE ALL MY MONEY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17948812]

How often do futures correctly map the next day's index behavior?

[Anonymous No.17948817]

>>17948771
That place is fucked. There's one dude on youtube who does nothing but read leaks. He always predicts when the massive layoffs and shit are happening.

[Anonymous No.17948837]

>>17948798
>56%

[Anonymous No.17948844]

>>17948798
Pretty sure that there isn't even 25.5 million people in California.

[Anonymous No.17948848]

>>17948756
isnt this what the sec exists for?

[Anonymous No.17948850]

>>17948747
SPY puts

[Anonymous No.17948852]

>>17948795
If china becomes destabilized there isn't going to be a bottom

[Anonymous No.17948857]

>the markets always goes up, on average

[Anonymous No.17948859]

>>17948800
Oh no. I'm not falling for the futures meme again. Yesterday it was -900, and today ended green.

[Anonymous No.17948861]

>>17948687
it's a good political move. if democrats try to block it the public hates them, trump suggested it so he's in the clear and everyone else has to take sides. if republicans try to block, trump is in the clear, if democrats try to block trump has nearly guaranteed his reelection.

[Anonymous No.17948874]

>>17948701
*snibs snibber*

[Anonymous No.17948876]

Got spooked and sold my TSLA puts as it went up earlier today. I made money still, but I should have known they'd close their factory after GM and Ford closed theirs.

[Anonymous No.17948892]

>>17948798
With all the homeless there's no way Commiefornia can keep it under control.

[Anonymous No.17948900]

>>17948800
Expecting green bounce of any significance when we have a rampaging virus shutting down the entire country.

[Anonymous No.17948912]

>>17948844
California's population is almost 40 million.

[Anonymous No.17948913]

>>17948844
Every year more people move out of California than move in. BUT, this doesn't count illegal immigrants flooding in by the millions, not to mention the massive homeless population. Who even knows how many people are here.

[Anonymous No.17948914]

>>17948798
Unironically good sign that he’s taking it seriously and making dire but realistic predictions. Some would say it’s an underestimation.

>>17948817
Link?

[Anonymous No.17948915]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17948925]

*blocks your path*

[Anonymous No.17948929]

>>17948747
suck me off

[Anonymous No.17948931]

>>17948912
does that even begin to consider all the illegal immigrants?

[Anonymous No.17948934]

>>17948848
It gets better if you read the article
>Burr was one of just three senators who in 2012 opposed the bill that explicitly barred lawmakers and their staff from using nonpublic information for trades and required regular disclosure of those trades. In opposing the bill, Burr argued at the time that insider trading laws already applied to members of Congress. President Barack Obama signed the bill, known as the STOCK Act, that year.

[Anonymous No.17948938]

when do i actually have to file taxes for my investments i think i may be behind

[Anonymous No.17948950]

>>17948892
We’re in our cars most of the time, just don’t roll down your window for hobos?

[Anonymous No.17948953]

>>17948747
Spy puts

[Anonymous No.17948965]

>>17948635
I felt good today. Just out of nowhere...felt very hopeful. We're gonna make it lads.

[Anonymous No.17948971]

>>17948912
>>17948913
Yeah, but those aren't all people.

[Anonymous No.17948976]

>>17948857
Wtf is that

[Anonymous No.17948986]

>>17948635
I'm a 19yo NEET, how do I get educated on Stocks, I might get in a commerce program in some mediocre faculty, what do you suggest, bros?

[Anonymous No.17948988]

>be United States of America
>China's economy is growing at remarkable pace, will overtake the US soon
>must find a way to destabilize China before they become too powerful
>launch trade war, fails miserably. China GDP still grows 6%
>fund Hong Kong protests for months, try to provoke Tiananmen 2.0 to justify global sanctions against China
>CCP doesn't take the bait
>dumb HKers set old people on fire, movement loses international support
>fuck, have no choice
>unleash bio weapon in Wuhan during the 2019 Military World Games
>virus is incredibly infectious, 2 week incubation period, asymptomatic spread, basically impossible to contain
>takes weeks to kill, will silently infect tens of thousands in Wuhan before CNY where everyone will travel to every corner of China
>China will fail to contain virus, economy will collapse, international community will shun China and will impose decades of economic sanctions
>virus will burn through elderly population in US, solving the funding problems with social security and medicaid saving US government trillions
>USA remains world power for next century
>BUT
>China somehow discovers the virus in 1 chang in a city of 11 million, far earlier than expected, sequences genome 5 days later
>China immediately realizes virus is an engineered bio weapon, shuts down whole country instantly
>facial recognition AI-enabled temperature-sensing CCTV cameras track down every infected individual in the country
>every single person with the virus located and quarantined, spread stopped instantly
>USA CDC completely fucks up the tests because it's a bio weapon unlike anything seen before
>USA now can't let all the old people die after China heroically saves their population
>no choice but to shut everything down, causing economic Armageddon
>China now virus-free while USA thrown into economic turmoil
>USA completely BTFO

[Anonymous No.17948991]

>>17948938
you dont have to. just wait til ted cruz is president and the irs will be destroyed.

[Anonymous No.17949004]

>>17948976
Dow jones industrial average priced in gold.

[Anonymous No.17949015]

NEW YORK IS CLOSED
CITIES ON LOCKDOWN
MANDATORY CURFEW
BEACHES ARE CLOSED
INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL BAN
SELL EVERYTHING
BUY PUTS

[Anonymous No.17949021]

>bonjour, gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.17949022]

>>17948798
Literally won't happen.

[Anonymous No.17949023]

>urge to coof increasing
gonna wake up in a bad way tomorrow fellas
i think it might be over for me

[Anonymous No.17949029]

>>17948677
Entire states are shutting down

[Anonymous No.17949028]

>>17948800
Always do the opposite of what futures say

[Anonymous No.17949030]

>>17948915
>Mortgage backed securities.

[Anonymous No.17949045]

>>17948677
>MUH WITCHING
>MUH V RECOVERY
>MUH FLU

[Anonymous No.17949051]

>>17949029
this is good for the market

[Anonymous No.17949054]

>>17948986
just shitpost here and throw money around and learn as you go. unironically.

[Anonymous No.17949056]

>>17949045
This meme needs to die

[Anonymous No.17949059]

>>17949029
That's what the market wants

[Anonymous No.17949061]

>>17948988
nice headcanon

[Anonymous No.17949066]

>>17949004
>comparing a financial product with a raw product
literally pointless, may as well track the price of gold in gold

[Anonymous No.17949070]

>>17949015
>NYC closed
Source plz

[Anonymous No.17949077]

>>17949029
absolutely bullish

[Anonymous No.17949080]

>>17948988
dubs of truth
dubs show
>USA completely BTFO

[Anonymous No.17949082]

>>17948914
I'm guessing he's talking about this channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/PHYSCO331/videos

[Anonymous No.17949086]

>>17948988

>Believing anything coming out of China

Hello Comrade

[Anonymous No.17949099]

Look at this niwaka

>>17949051
I swear if tomorrow is red I'm going to strangle someone. I sold my SQQQ/SPXU at -18% today because the market kept going up and I had been holding it trying to chase a break even which was stupid of me.

[Anonymous No.17949103]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17949105]

Who would sell at this point? Think about it

[Anonymous No.17949104]

>>17949061
Wait until he gets to the part about Xenu!

[Anonymous No.17949114]

>>17948986
This >>17949054
I only started trading a few days ago to capitalize on this crash, was making modest sized losses, then one big loss, and then today I turned it all around. Started doing shit I didn't want to do but knew I had to, giving up money when I knew a stonk was really a stink, and I actually managed to dig myself out of the hole and come out green. Simulated trading is fun but you don't learn anything unless you get burned a few times for your fuckups.

[Anonymous No.17949115]

What a fucking year

[Anonymous No.17949124]

>>17949086
Wtf?
I know that guy, he’s voting for Gary Johnson.

[Anonymous No.17949130]

Should I buy and hold USO/XOP, or just go the SQQQ route? Halp pls

[Anonymous No.17949144]

>>17949130
Buy low sell high. SQQQ is going to be low sometime tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17949145]

>>17949124
that image has been around for years

[Anonymous No.17949147]

>>17948798
That's fucking terrifying. If half of all of California's immigrants get sick then their economy will tank, and there won't be any healthy immigrants to bring in because Trump shut the borders down...

[Anonymous No.17949183]

>>17948900
Exactly, if layoffs are just beginning in the US I don't see how we can float gains for any extended period of time. Hell most businesses in my town in MT have had half their workforce slashed.
Fuck it either way, about time something interesting happened.

[Anonymous No.17949187]

>>17949054
>>17949114
sounds risky, anon desu

[Anonymous No.17949188]

>>17949124
jej

[Anonymous No.17949190]

VTSAX
bought 44 at $67.10
bought 16 at $60.70
bought 86 at $57.77

can comfortably buy another 80ish if price goes down significantly again

[Anonymous No.17949192]

>>17948677
BLOOD MONDAY

[Anonymous No.17949206]

>>17949190
>lunch money
stop

[Anonymous No.17949213]

>>17949066
Gold has been the standard currency and store of wealth for thousands of years. As the stock market has become the new store of wealth, it's worth comparing the two directly.

[Anonymous No.17949215]

>>17949187
Go in assuming you're going to lose 500% of what you're trading.

[Anonymous No.17949223]

>>17949183
Friend of mine used to work in the restaurant industry. Every single person he knows is laid off right now.

[Anonymous No.17949226]

>>17949192
CRAB FRIDAY
CRAB MONDAY

[Anonymous No.17949229]

>>17949213
>we use paper notes now
what happened?

:^)

[Anonymous No.17949235]

WTI
dead cat bounce?

[Anonymous No.17949236]

>>17949056
>this meme needs to die!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17949244]

>>17948988
Kinda of a crazy conspiracy theory anon, but noone cant say it isnt true

[Anonymous No.17949245]

>>17949226
No you idiot crab. You're supposed to crab up on Friday and crab down on Monday. Don't do both in the same day, I can't make any money that way.

[Anonymous No.17949254]

>>17949235
Yes

[Anonymous No.17949256]

>>17949147
Yes, because as Americans are rapidly losing jobs in a recession scenario we need to let more fucking immigrants in. Go off yourself.

[Anonymous No.17949258]

>>17948677
>>17949192
SO BE IT

[Anonymous No.17949262]

kek, DIS will be fine. Think of all those people stuck at home. Bored shit less. With kiddies. Disney+ comes knocking. Yes short term they'll be hurting. Long term hell no. That's why I've not sold, rather I've been buying more. Actually other than GUSH and KR which I sold both for gains, I've not sold anything else. Rather I've been adding. GUSH, I sold that on monday, better to sell it now a make a small gain than get screwed when the reverse split happens.

[Anonymous No.17949266]

>>17949206
i don't hold much cash lel, i'm not a day trader

[Anonymous No.17949282]

>>17949099
....i can't believe anyone is such a deluded bull that they think like this. Have you seen the videos of spring breakers? in 2 weeks to 1 month every college kid in the country is going to have this thing, and a month later their parents will be hospitalized.

[Anonymous No.17949289]

>>17949244
It isnt conspiracy theory, just reality on how USA turned into UK 2.0

[Anonymous No.17949304]

>>17949213
the price of gold is pretty volatile

[Anonymous No.17949323]

>>17949266
cute :3

[Anonymous No.17949331]

>>17949256
Immigrants do most of the service jobs in the country. The stock market is plunging because Immigrants are out of work, they do some of the most valuable jobs in the country. Immigrants boost our GDP and GDP per capita. High skill immigrants from India and China would do very well especially in a stay-at-home Tech economy like now. They would be able to be given housing from a company and self-quarantine, social distance, and work all at the same time.

We need more immigrants, that's just a fact. At this point, we're not a country, we're an economy, and we need to keep it alive or go down with it.

[Anonymous No.17949333]

>>17948635
>Oke went from 12 dollars back up to 20
WHAT THE FUCK, WHY
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO LOWER

[Anonymous No.17949341]

>>17949304
The price of dollars is pretty volatile

[Anonymous No.17949342]

>>17949206
Skipping lunch so it compounds for 30 years? Yeah I’m thinking that’s based as fuck.

Fasting gains. Based.

[Anonymous No.17949347]

>>17948635
someone post the 20 year old SHOOOORTER meme

[Anonymous No.17949349]

>>17949333
nice digits

[Anonymous No.17949359]

>>17949223
I guess the severity of the layoffs can differ depending on the population, but even when swine flu was making the rounds I don't remember the economic impact being this severe, even on the global scale.

[Anonymous No.17949360]

>>17949262
Just talked me into selling my 1 share of DIS

[Anonymous No.17949365]

>>17949190
>VTSAX
My man

[Anonymous No.17949370]

What are stocks that are guaranteed to go up?

[Anonymous No.17949377]

>>17949331
Kys tranny

[Anonymous No.17949379]

>>17949349
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT DIGITS
DID I MISS MY EASY ENTRY POINT?

[Anonymous No.17949383]

>>17949262
>p/e = 14.95

[Anonymous No.17949384]

>>17949262
>losing billions of dollars
>all major revenue silo's ruined
>but they will be saved by this thing that they lose money on that makes up 1% of their total revenue

Room temp IQ

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17949386]

Just received word from credible sources. National Guard and total lock down to be implemented by Monday. It's totally happening.

[Anonymous No.17949388]

>>17949323
i'm not worried about my 401k either, it'll recover. considering i'm only 25 i just like any cheap long term stocks i can snag

[Anonymous No.17949390]

>>17949370

[Anonymous No.17949391]

>>17949070
So is Seattle and LA, its just not "on paper."

[Anonymous No.17949395]

>>17949379
No way fag

[Anonymous No.17949400]

>>17949341
money isn't a commodity

[Anonymous No.17949401]

>>17948988
dubs dont lie so
fugggg...

[Anonymous No.17949416]

>Futures already -2% down
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
COME ON YOU BULLS DO SOMETHING MUMUS

[Anonymous No.17949417]

ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH TOMMOROW

[Anonymous No.17949425]

>>17949400
Everything is a commodity to me. I trade retards like you every day. I think I’m going to short you now.

[Anonymous No.17949435]

>>17949365
nice man, it's the first time i've ever bought stocks manually and it seemed like a good choice

[Anonymous No.17949436]

>>17948677
Green Friday.

Blood red Monday

[Anonymous No.17949448]

>>17949262
>Parks are fucked and will still require maintenance.
>Disney+ helping at all when the Mandelorian is over for now and nothing else is worth mentioning
Disney is for shorts.

[Anonymous No.17949449]

CRYPTO
ON
THE
WAY
OF
BEAR

[Anonymous No.17949451]

>>17949417
No way fag.

[Anonymous No.17949469]

>>17949400
How is that relevant? There's nothing special about the exchange rate of dollars vs stocks, as opposed to the exchange rate of gold vs stocks. Anything can be priced in terms of anything else.

[Anonymous No.17949473]

>>17949331
Bait.

[Anonymous No.17949475]

>>17949425
nice anon, hope you beat the market in the long run :)

[Anonymous No.17949484]

>>17949435
If your plan is to hold for the long haul then you couldn't have picked a better fund, when you feel like the floor has come then blow the rest of your wad on it as well. Welcome to VTSAX club.

[Anonymous No.17949489]

>>17949235
We'll find out over the next couple trading days. One candle on the daily is not a reversal indicator without confirmation followup days in the form of further upwards movement or a bull flag consolidation with sharp drop in volume. All of this is no-news over the weekend scenario, mind you.

Shorter time frames, the 1hour for instance, are reading bullish at this time.

[Anonymous No.17949496]

>>17949347

[Anonymous No.17949498]

>Bailouts will likely mean a moratorium on regular bills like electricity

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THERE GOES SPLV O NOOOOOO!!!!

[Anonymous No.17949497]

>>17949484
i have no idea how to predict the floor, that's why i've been just buying a bit every time it drops more

[Anonymous No.17949507]

why is stock market terminology so silly? It feels like I'm on a high level meta Yugioh deck discussion board sometimes.

[Anonymous No.17949508]

whats this one called

[Anonymous No.17949511]

>>17949449
What?

[Anonymous No.17949526]

>>17949508
your mom's gooch

[Anonymous No.17949527]

>>17949511
COTWOB
It's a secret message

[Anonymous No.17949529]

>>17949508
damped sine wave

[Anonymous No.17949537]

>>17949508
hehe squiggly

[Anonymous No.17949541]

I want to use this crisis opportunity to mess around with puts and see if I can get lucky, was only planning on starting with like $500 (planning on putting like 13k in actual investments) but I only just opened a brokerage account. I need to apply to trade options and I read online they will deny you if you have no experience. Can I just fucking lie?

[Anonymous No.17949542]

>>17949508
A BOTTOM FORMING

[Anonymous No.17949544]

>>17949497
>I have no idea how to predict the floor
No one does, if they could they'd be famous billionaire investors. My personal approach is not to worry about catching the absolute lowest point but rather to buy in once things stop swinging so wildly every day. Whatever works for you, man.

[Anonymous No.17949548]

>>17949508
Is called
“We'll see what happens”

[Anonymous No.17949551]

>>17949529
*triangle wave

[Anonymous No.17949558]

>>17949331
>our nation is actually just a third world bazaar for the worlds shitfolk to come trade industrially produced chinese novelty rubber dog turds
can you take a picture of your nose from the side please, I want to test a theory

[Anonymous No.17949562]

>>17949021
> forgive us, our lord

[Anonymous No.17949575]

I have 6 kids, what stocks are best for my $4200 Trump Dollarinos

[Anonymous No.17949576]

>>17949508
the crypto

[Anonymous No.17949578]

>Important financial aid legislation likely passed tomorrow
>Quad witching
>Tomorrow ending anything but green
I'm a bobo but we should be looking forward to monday. The only way tomorrow ends red is if Russia and SA declare war on each other and Drumpf tests positive.

[Anonymous No.17949582]

>>17949541
>Can I just fucking lie?
It's not a lie if you believe it.

[Anonymous No.17949584]

>Futures -2%
>VIX is flat
WHATS HAPPENING?

[Anonymous No.17949588]

>>17949575
Are you hispanic?

[Anonymous No.17949589]

>>17949541
What kind of person would lie on the internet?

[Anonymous No.17949595]

Tfw i’m a VTSAXlet

Feels bad being a 23 year old

[Anonymous No.17949599]

>>17949584
snib snap

[Anonymous No.17949603]

>>17949508
its called APT

[Anonymous No.17949602]

>>17949588
Yes why does it matter?

[Anonymous No.17949609]

>>17949584
Phase II bear.

[Anonymous No.17949612]

How many quarters of losses does it usually take for a company to be removed from the S&P 500?

[Anonymous No.17949616]

>>17949584
It means we're at the bottom. We will crab here for few months and slowly recover as virus tapers off in next few months. SPY 320 by EOY when vaccine is announced.

[Anonymous No.17949622]

this one's called "options"

[Anonymous No.17949630]

>>17949602
Good. The future will be yours, please keep having kids. If you don't have a gun already I would buy one. As for stocks, I would try to DCA blue chip companies.

[Anonymous No.17949637]

>>17949582
>>17949589
see u when im fuggin rich my niggas

[Anonymous No.17949645]

>>17948698
Of course not. SPX is going to 1800 before we bounce.

[Anonymous No.17949650]

>>17949616
>we're at the bottom.
How can you be so sure? Outside of Italy Europe hasn't even hit peak Corona yet

[Anonymous No.17949651]

>>17949105
Day traders and bot algos

[Anonymous No.17949653]

we're in uncharted waters here, gentlemen

[Anonymous No.17949660]

>>17949595
>$14k in VTSAX at age 23
Do you realize how stratospherically ahead you are of the average, financially illiterate man on the street? Be proud of yourself, and keep adding to that snowball every chance you get for the next decade(s).

[Anonymous No.17949669]

reminder that when you make a big play uncle sam takes half

[Anonymous No.17949674]

People really are underestimating this event. Just like how 9/11 shaped the last two decades, this will be the big event to shape the next two. We've basically reached the beginning of a new era.

[Anonymous No.17949682]

>>17949105
>Who would sell at this point?

a guy who can't pay his mortgage
because he got laid off
a guy who has to cash out his 401k for food money

[Anonymous No.17949689]

>>17949650
Well, ideally nowhere else in Europe will get as bad as fucking Italy, which was just China 2.

[Anonymous No.17949699]

>>17949507
>why is stock market terminology so silly?
It's an old game and most of the people who play it for any length of time are slightly to extremely nutty. Kinda like chess or horse racing.

[Anonymous No.17949700]

>>17949602
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.17949703]

>>17949674
This. The future is incredibly uncertain and we're going to be hit with Draconian measures that will make 1984 look like a walk in the park.

[Anonymous No.17949708]

I sold Amazon at a 10% profit earlier today.

[Anonymous No.17949718]

>Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell proposed direct payments of $1,200 per person and $2,400 for couples as part of an initial Republican response Thursday to the coronavirus outbreak.

> Under the GOP leader’s plan, the aid would be phased out at income thresholds of $75,000 for individuals and $150,000 per couple. Additionally, there would be $500 payments for each child.

kek
I just went from $0 to $3,900 and my job is secure

[Anonymous No.17949725]

>>17949660
I have VTI, whats the difference between VTSAX and VTI (other than one is a mutual fund)?

[Anonymous No.17949727]

>>17949708
Happy for you fren :)

[Anonymous No.17949731]

I'm in SWPPX,SWTSX,SWISX plus I've got 10 stocks.

[Anonymous No.17949734]

>>17949105
People who get scared when New York is locked down this weekend. or when all flights and borders close next week. People who can't see the bottom after another leg down, fear they might not be able to retire or have one of their family members die.

[Anonymous No.17949736]

>>17949630
Thanks, Anon

[Anonymous No.17949738]

this app is kinda cool i never know what color theyre gonna make the little line lol i just wish it had a bit better graphics but solid 4/5 for me ill keep making in-app purchases pretty addictive

[Anonymous No.17949747]

>>17949689
And "ideally" my hot older sister gives me a blowjob. Doesn't mean it's likely to happen and we can say that we're at the bottom

[Anonymous No.17949754]

>>17949725
One lets you use a whole dollar amount and your able to buy partial shares. The other don't.

[Anonymous No.17949767]

>>17948988
Only problem is if this was a US bioweapon created in a lab that same lab would have immediately made a vaccine to kill it in case of accidental exposure. So if this was the usa getting fucked by their own weapon you would see a miraculous vaccine show up and save everyone out of nowhere and kill this thing in its tracks

[Anonymous No.17949768]

Consdiering a long-term investment right now, would you

>sell off
or
>average down
?

[Anonymous No.17949771]

>>17949718
>Under the GOP leader’s plan, the aid would be phased out at income thresholds of $75,000 for individuals
So I don't get shit, great.

[Anonymous No.17949773]

>>17949595
Bro. You’ve got 14k of VTSAX even AFTER the 30% haircut?
You’re in a good place.

Me? I’m eyeing VDIGX. Think I’ll sign up with vanguard when I decide to fund my Roth IRA this year.

>>17949725
Not much of a difference at all.
Maybe there’s a bit of a difference in expense ratio or the way distributions/divvies are taxed.

[Anonymous No.17949777]

>>17949708
This is one of the few stocks it's still good to buy the dip on. It's the market lever, like Apple was in 2018-2019. When things start going down and someone wants them to go up instead, they don't buy SPY, they buy Amazon which pushes up SPY more than buying SPY.

[Anonymous No.17949797]

>>17949747
Gonna need some pics senpai.

[Anonymous No.17949803]

>>17949674
Fuck globalism.

Corona promotes nationalism.
Corona normalizes social life.
Corona removes boomers.

Best timeline.

[Anonymous No.17949809]

>>17949718
>tfw I made over 75k in 2018
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
reeeeeeeeeeeee
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.17949814]

Yesterday was the bottom. Tomorrow we put on 5,000 points.
I'm dead serious. I bought 3/27 SPY calls.

[Anonymous No.17949815]

>>17949718
Individuals? So it's not accounting for households or dependents other than children? Works for me then.

[Anonymous No.17949818]

Things I learned today that can teach newer newfags a valuable lesson about options
>ETFs are tricky
>Just because an option is extremely cheap does NOT mean it's not out of the money and that you won't immediately lose profits
Lesson well learned, still up 600 bucks from my initial investment but I've also lost 600 bucks in gains.

[Anonymous No.17949825]

>>17949725
https://fourpillarfreedom.com/vti-vs-vtsax-whats-the-difference/

[Anonymous No.17949835]

>>17949818
>298 SPY
>11 SQQQ
Cut your losses there ASAP buddy.

[Anonymous No.17949844]

I just got out of the mental institution and WHAT THE FUCK is going on? Do not ask me about why I was in the mental institution. All of my investments are wiped out. How do I recover?

[Anonymous No.17949852]

My broker sets the "current value" of options at the bid price, but bid/ask prices are so far away that it makes it look like my options are -50% even though they are at the mid point!

[Anonymous No.17949858]

>>17949844
go back it's safer in there

[Anonymous No.17949859]

>>17949835
Most likely what I'm going to do with my ETFs, if there isn't a drastic spike tomorrow I'll cut my losses and liquidate it all.

[Anonymous No.17949863]

>>17949844
what were you invested in? ??
you got out at the perfect time! It's time to BUY STOCKS

[Anonymous No.17949868]

Is now the time to start DCA in?

[Anonymous No.17949873]

>>17949650
>>17949616
its going to a bear market
the big crashes have already landed

[Anonymous No.17949883]

>virus turning out to be a meme
>only kills 0.00001% of people under 75 with no health problems
>3 people I know personally are sick after flying, they say it's just a mild flu
>noticed rush hour traffic returning today
>stock market turning up

Happening cancelled

It's over, nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.17949886]

>>17948915
>Mortgage backed securities
Is it normal to feel a bit of panic at that phrase?

[Anonymous No.17949893]

>>17949863
>what were you invested in
All of these

[Anonymous No.17949903]

>>17949868
You missed the boat. If you're lucky then Monday is your last chance to buy in.

[Anonymous No.17949911]

Ooooo I forgot about Roku. Half priced...

>>17949439
Poor people spend money if you give them more, they have more things they want to spend money on than money available. Rich people generally spend the same amount even if you give them a little more money. They’re already spending on everything they’ve deemed necessary.
The idea of stimulus is giving people money that they then go out and spend in the economy. If they just put it in their brokerage, savings account, or some T-bills, that doesn’t help the economy much.

[Anonymous No.17949915]

>>17949893
>European Index Funds
why did they let you out of the institution?
go back and show them what you've done

[Anonymous No.17949927]

>>17949844
>>17949893
I won't help you until you tell us what you were in the mental hospital for.

[Anonymous No.17949952]

>>17949718
what happens if I was a student that worked part time? Still the $1200 right?

[Anonymous No.17949965]

We haven't even seen the economic damage from corona and the oil price war yet. This crash has been almost purely based on blind panic, the expectation that bad shit is about to happen, but the herd by definition does not have the capability to accurately predict how bad things are going to be.
Deregulation has set up conditions the same as existed in 2007-08. When the real lockdowns begin, so many businesses will be destroyed and so many people left unemployed that a default plague will erupt to drag the financial sector into another crisis. Oil companies are going to be obliterated by this price war. The big tech companies won't necessarily be crippled as badly as in other sectors, but they've been so overvalued with the 20 year megabubble (2008 was just a hiccup) that the market collapse will tear apart the illusion supporting their insane pricing. Every industry is going to need bailouts after months of economic standstill.
Then there's the matter of the millions that are about to die or be left crippled by organ damage. The unrest that will break out in major cities before the military (or militarized police) crackdowns are implemented, delayed because the political ramifications are something that no puppet politician wants to own. Thousands more will die to violence or disappear from the street into the clutches of the prison-industrial complex. This means demand will not come flooding back on the other side of the outbreak.
The current market crash is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of pricing in the actual economic damage that's coming over the next few months along with the forced abandonment of delusions which have been built up over decades in regards to the economy and fiscal policy.
EOY: DOW below 10K, S&P below 1K

[Anonymous No.17949975]

>Stock futures falling

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY SNIBBEY BROS

[Anonymous No.17949978]

>>17949952
as long as you filed tax return

[Anonymous No.17949986]

>>17949915
I can't go back because of something is making people sick in my area or something and most people have to go home and teleconference therapy sessions

[Anonymous No.17949989]

>>17949235

No, just the USA buying up all they can get to fill up their strategical reserves with cheap oil.

[Anonymous No.17949994]

>>17949965
hehe xd

[Anonymous No.17949996]

>>17949965
Started day trading during this crisis and its the easiest money ever. Not as risky as obligations and quite fun. I only do shorts because the overall trend is that way. Goal is to make 100-200 bucks per day which is easy as fuck during this volatility. I’m making more than at my job kek

[Anonymous No.17950008]

Rate my comeback so far? How am I doing? Am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.17950014]

>>17949965
I agree with you up to the point about civil unrest. It hasn't happened in any other country that's done shutdowns yet, and the American government will never have the balls for going full Wuhan. Which will make the pandemic worse and last longer, but will avoid civil unrest.

[Anonymous No.17950015]

it's ULTIMA TRAMPA DEL TORO

don't cry when the real crisis begins

[Anonymous No.17950017]

>>17949996
I'm trying to do the same how much did you start with? What do you normally trade

[Anonymous No.17950023]

>>17949996
what kind of shitty job do you have that 200 a day is more than it

[Anonymous No.17950042]

>>17949965
What's it like living in the movie in your head?

[Anonymous No.17950044]

>>17948988
Your retarded conspiracy blog ain't gonna sell here shizofaggot. Go back to >>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.17950066]

God I fucking hope green tomorrow. Would wipe so many newfags out

[Anonymous No.17950080]

>>17950017
Mini futures. Spread around 0.1% and 0 commission with my broker. I’m doing Dow Jones because it’s easiest to follow news there. I started trading with around 1000% but I upped it to 3000 yesterday. Thinking about going to 4000 tomorrow. About half of my net worth will go to crypto though once prices have gone down further, total net worth right now is about 35k

>>17950023
Im finishing my bachelors this in june, i work part time at a call service place, last year i made roughly 20k gross

[Anonymous No.17950082]

https://youtu.be/C-0Es0RKiU4
Dr Campbell should be required watching for /smg/
>hurr hurr thread about stonks not viruses
Coronavirus more than anything else will be the driving force in the market for the next 12-18 months.

[Anonymous No.17950090]

>>17950066
based. it'll happen eventually if not tomorrow.

[W33DBrahski No.17950091]

>>17949965
This has the potential to become a rock-solid, gold-grade, energized copypasta

[Anonymous No.17950094]

>>17949235
NO feraking way the whole oil buying thing will keep oil going higher forever, i'm shorting oil till i get my fucking pROFITS.

[Anonymous No.17950113]

>>17950091
that's pretty close to reality

[Anonymous No.17950114]

Give me some two year plays

[Anonymous No.17950122]

>>17950080
>About half of my net worth will go to crypto though once prices have gone down further

[Anonymous No.17950132]

>>17950014
>It hasn't happened in any other country that's done shutdowns yet
You're overlooking the American X factor: niggers.
Some of them will go out looting and pillaging for the sport of it. Others will be overcome by desperation because they aren't capable of long term planning and thus will not properly prepare to shelter in place. Of course, still more will have no choice about that desperation because they don't have the money to buy supplies. Unless the establishment is uncharacteristically proactive in flooding inner cities with free resources and a distribution system to get it into the homes of the blacks, those areas will degenerate into Somalia.

[Anonymous No.17950137]

>>17949508
The Final Heartbeat

[Anonymous No.17950161]

>>17950080
Sorry kinda new still what are mini futures and are the different than regular futures?

[Anonymous No.17950171]

>>17950122
It just has way more gains than stocks. These things double within a year its crazy. And many of /biz/ predictions actually go through like ETH and Link. I was part of it back in 16-17 but left late 17 during the peak, never looked back since until soon

[Anonymous No.17950183]

>>17950094
At some point either Russia capitulates or the CIA (or maybe FSB) kills MBS and oil returns to normal

>>17950114
Raytheon, Cloudflare, unironically SOXL, Amazon, Microsoft, General Dynamics
The future is drones, AI, augmented reality, and general cyberpunk shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.17950202]

>>17949965
This post is too based for this thread

[Anonymous No.17950204]

>>17950132
1. Nigger infested city centers are already Somalia
2. French niggers haven't revolted yet

[Anonymous No.17950205]

>>17950183
Why Cloudflare, I am interested in them but know nothing about them and why tthe fuck SOXL

[Anonymous No.17950211]

Spainfag here with 100k € in the bank. Should I go:

70% MSCI World Markets (C)
10% MSCI Emerging Markets (C)
10% MSCI Small Caps
10% BTC

And I have an extra 5k that I would leave in cash.

[Anonymous No.17950216]

>>17950090
soon i hope getting real sick of these cocky retards

[Anonymous No.17950233]

>>17949114
>but you don't learn anything unless you get burned a few times for your fuckups.
Lmao i got burned hard and lost almost 10k. The other was considering doing options and then today i was staring at it and i couldnt even pull the trigger.

[Anonymous No.17950240]

>>17950204
Nah France has blacks they dont have niggers the usa has NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.17950251]

>>17950204
The race obsessed dummy is overlooking the real simmering problems:
Relative poverty
Prevalence of guns

If your neighbor has ten times as much as you do, and you both have guns, it won’t end well for the whole neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.17950258]

I bought SPY calls... I'm beginning to think that was a mistake

[Anonymous No.17950260]

Anyone else load up on SPY calls today? I have a really good feeling the bottom was put in. At the very least may we get a ">le quadruple witching Friday" short squeeze. Prices were just too good to pass up famalam.

[Anonymous No.17950268]

>>17948677
BLOOD

[Anonymous No.17950271]

>>17950258
>>17950260
The duality of man.

[Anonymous No.17950274]

>>17949952
Did you file your taxes?

[Anonymous No.17950275]

>>17948988

Chinese spies got kicked out of Canada for sending Corona virus samples back to a lab in Wuhan. So, no.

[Anonymous No.17950277]

>>17950251
soiboy redditors gonna get blacked

[Anonymous No.17950283]

>>17949331
Retard alert.

[Anonymous No.17950287]

>>17948635
Hi faggots, am stonks market virgin.
Heard stonk market crashed and good time to buy, want stonks to be rich like you. How buy?

[Anonymous No.17950291]

>>17950161
Futures is just a general term for trades you agree upon at a later date.

Say you have 2 parties, one believes oil will cost 500$ in a month and the other says it will cost 600$ in a month. Current price is 550$. Both have their reasonings for why the price would go a certain way but they decide upon some sort of contract, a future, where they agree to a price at a certain date. One will be short and one will be long. The short guy believes price decrease, the long guy believes price increase

E-mini futures are a variant of this with no expiration date and possibilty of leverage. Leverage means that there is a multiplicative factor involved, both ways. So for example if leverage is 2 then if the underlying asset, say oil, moves up 2% and I’m long, then my mini future goes up 4%. If it instead goes down 2% my goes down 4%. This leverage changes depending on current price and the price from the original date.

In essence, I am trading leveraged, low fees assets

[Anonymous No.17950293]

>>17949575
you're actually getting $5400 you mathlet spic

[Anonymous No.17950297]

Friendly reminder that futures matter less than usual thid time because of witching. The true sentiment will show up tomorrow at market hours when derivatives expire.

[Anonymous No.17950301]

>>17950205
Cloudflare provides various services (DDoS protection, CDNs) to literally 12% of the entire internet. As DDoS attacks become easier and more common with ever more millions of vulnerable devices, eventually the entire internet will need their services. Despite all this, I bought stock of theirs for $15 the other day. Way undervalued for what they really are, an internet backbone like Azur or AWS.

SOXL is a 3x semiconductor ETF. I think the future is chips in literally everything. Simple maths, right?

[Anonymous No.17950304]

>>17950274
I still haven't filed my tax return for 2019 yet, I really should get on it

[Anonymous No.17950307]

>>17950258
>>17950260
>>17950271
Based. Eh, as long as your expirations have some room left I think we'll be ok. That massive dumps need to be made up for sooner or later. If you don't want to hold until expiration there should be a few volatile as fuck moves up where you can jump ship if need be.

[Anonymous No.17950315]

>>17950258
Youd probably think that too if you bought puts.

t. An anon who was too much of a pussy to go through with buying an option today due to my past failure.

[Anonymous No.17950316]

>>17950287
google "how buy stonks get rich"

[Anonymous No.17950328]

>>17950277
>coming to my thread just to talk shit
Post portfolio and then kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.17950335]

>>17950204
France is also just at the start of this. Violence isn't going to really ramp up until supplies become scarce and police/medical services are so overwhelmed that they are no longer seen in the ghettos. The lack of medical services will lead to a "we wuz abandoned" sentiment and the lack of police (until the crackdowns start) will signal that the coast is clear.
They're also somewhat better behaved because they're more insulated from American nigger culture and the historical factors such as the CIA using ghettos as playgrounds for all sorts of shit that is part of the reason American nigger culture is so abhorrent.

[Anonymous No.17950350]

>>17950307
Is QQQ calls for March 31 too early?

[Anonymous No.17950352]

>>17948953
Or SPXS Calls ;)

[Anonymous No.17950359]

guy that wanted to lie on his options application. If my 401k is through my company and is in fidelity, is it a bad idea to lie on the fidelity options application? pretty paranoid about this even after reading that they dont give a shit

[Anonymous No.17950362]

>>17950352
yeah that too

[Anonymous No.17950374]

>>17950260
I mean, I'll gladly take your money.

[Anonymous No.17950378]

>>17950359
They want your money, they really don't give two shits.

[Anonymous No.17950385]

Someone please explain what the hell happened to PLAY and why I shouldnt buy puts on the company

[Anonymous No.17950394]

>>17950359
just lie to someone else. do td ameritrade

[Anonymous No.17950398]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BOWLING BALL NOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17950409]

>>17950352
>options on a stock that low
SPY puts are better if you don't know why then you should put all your money into Ford calls

[Anonymous No.17950410]

>>17949056
go play your bing bing wahoo coin man game faggot

[Anonymous No.17950415]

>>17950359
They don't give a shit dude.
As long as you're not trying to do anything illegal, they do not give a shit.

[Anonymous No.17950416]

>>17950350
Mine start right around there and go until the end of April, staggered every few days on weeklies. If we manage to string together a few nice green days we should be looking good.

[Anonymous No.17950427]

>>17950301
>SOXL
I have not messed around with leveraged ETF's yet so please be patient with my autism as I ask this but are there any real negatives to holding that long-term? Is there decay or anything?

>Cloudflare
I might go in on that

[Anonymous No.17950437]

>>17950171
So did fucking Apple and even during a global turmoil the stock is only down 25% (so far) while Bitcoin fell ~70% (50% in a fucking DAY) because of the panic across the market which also dragged every crypto down with it. So you would rather place your money into pure speculation that MIGHT not even come close to recovering its losses this year alone, than solid companies that you can actually read about to get some insight into your investment..? I mean shit, I hope you do realize that Bitcoin could break 3k and just sit there for years. There's nothing out there saying it can't.
But it's your money so go for it I guess

[Anonymous No.17950441]

>my bank keeps refusing to give me my fucking money
>probably going to end up -50%+ by the time they do give me MY FUCKING MONEY REEEEE
At least I'm not as bad as this homo >>17949099
Yet, he gets to file bankruptcy and come out scot-free, I have no such leeway.
The lesson to get from this is: NEVER invest as an individual, and also stockpile gold and hard cash in your mattress.

[Anonymous No.17950443]

>>17948915

This Anon uses TikTok wtf

[Anonymous No.17950458]

>>17950427
>are there real negatives to holding them long term
They won't properly track at 3x, usually lower than that. Still better returns than non-leveraged funds. Also, when they go down, they fucking tank. Look at the price now versus two months ago.

[Anonymous No.17950466]

I've heard from a friend that the DoD is planning to use the national guard to enforce a strict quarantine on the DMV area.

[Anonymous No.17950472]

I just downloaded Robinhood, have $100 and know absolutely nothing about stocks. Tell me what to invest in bros

[Anonymous No.17950481]

>>17949965
I would like to be included in the screencap.

[Anonymous No.17950489]

>>17950472
If you have $100 to invest, I'd invest in a real job.

[Anonymous No.17950491]

>>17950416
Uh I may try this idea.

Was thinking going long as fuck disney too.

[Anonymous No.17950497]

>>17950472
LCI, GALT, and SNSS

[Anonymous No.17950500]

How are we all feeling about Banking Stocks? BoA, TD, etc

[Anonymous No.17950501]

>>17950489
>Getting a job
>Right now
Good joke, anon.

[Anonymous No.17950506]

>>17950472
buy some bootstraps and pull yourself up by them young man

[Anonymous No.17950509]

>>17950472
>using robinhood

[Anonymous No.17950511]

>>17950316
>Confusedpepegooglingstonks.jpg
Thanks anon, quality post. Will do this straight away....

[Anonymous No.17950513]

>>17950458
Yeah I realize the price fluctuation will be huge but there isn't decay or anything like that right? I can cash those out intraday like any other ETF right? They are just wayyy more volatile right?

[Anonymous No.17950515]

>>17950472
Do your own research, newfag.

[Anonymous No.17950523]

>>17950501
100 dollars is so insignificant an amount that investing it is like pissing in the ocean.

[Anonymous No.17950534]

>>17950500
Shorting the shit of them with FAZ.

[Anonymous No.17950544]

>>17950523
just trade options bro

[Anonymous No.17950546]

>>17950500
TD will never go bankrupt, Canadian banks are Swiss-like in stability and quite proud of that. The average person basically worships Jim Flaherty.

[Anonymous No.17950547]

>>17950506
lick your fingers and give the manager a firm handshake

[Anonymous No.17950549]

>>17950481
S-type’s sticky hair buns look gross.
L-type tho.... nice.

[Anonymous No.17950551]

>>17950489
I have a real job (federal defense contractor), but not enough saved up to piss it all away

[Anonymous No.17950553]

>>17950515
How and where? This is like learning a foreign language, it's all greek to me

[Anonymous No.17950568]

>>17950553
it's all in english mate

[Anonymous No.17950575]

>>17950553
>How and where?
Google investopedia you fucking nigger retard

[Anonymous No.17950580]

New thread:

>>17950576
>>17950576
>>17950576

[Anonymous No.17950583]

>>17950553
>>17950575
Or better yet, literally read the OP

[Anonymous No.17950586]

>>17950551
trade options to make gains/losses fast

[Anonymous No.17950587]

>>17950513
>there isn't decay or anything like that right?
Not a substantial one.
Stay away from etf/n that track futures though.
>I can cash those out intraday like any other ETF right?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17950592]

>>17950553
>Education resources in the OP
Even I read it faggot and I'm just as new to this as you. I get the feeling it's just something you have to take the plunge on and learn as you go

[Anonymous No.17950598]

>>17950551
Literally how do you only have enough money to invest $100, as a contractor?
-t. used to be a contractor

[Anonymous No.17950611]

>>17949541
>this guy is investing in puts
Stop buying puts. This is like when my uncle told me to invest in bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.17950620]

>>17948747
FUCKING AIRLINE STOCK
THEY'RE IN THE GUTTER

[Anonymous No.17950628]

>>17950553
Google is your best friend. There is some material in the OP too. Be prepared to invest solid 2-3 months diving through the material and getting good. When you are done, the crash will be mostly done and you will be able to buy cheapies like the big boys at Wall Street.

[Anonymous No.17950630]

>>17950437
Bitcoin, ETH and various other cryptos are 1000x if not more within their lifetime which is maximum 9 years. Almost no stocks do that
>muh fundamentals
Kek can’t wait for this crash to expose the stock market for the thin air that it is

[Anonymous No.17950639]

>>17949965
Based lunatic

[Anonymous No.17950650]

>>17950628
>Be prepared to invest solid 2-3 months diving through the material and getting good

Kek trading takes year and years and tens of thousands in losses to get good unless you are some kind of natural or 160 IQ

[Anonymous No.17950653]

>>17950639
You do know la is under enforced quarantine right now right?

[Anonymous No.17950697]

>>17950653
Nah... I think it’s just shelter in place
Who wants to go to the gym now anyways?

[Anonymous No.17950710]

>>17950630
So fucking what? You never seen something boom just to then gradually die? Just because that happened before doesn't mean it will happen again. You say "muh fundamentals" but at the same time you sit here claiming you're gonna invest most of your money into something that "1000x before which means it will happen again", how much of a fucking brainlet can you be? Holy shit

[Anonymous No.17950764]

>>17950710
I said double first so you said thats not uncommon in stocks (i never said it’s impossible in stocks) so i brought up 1000x to show it’s inherent volatility

[Anonymous No.17950870]

>>17950183
>The future is drones, AI, augmented reality, and general cyberpunk shenanigans.
Acshully, all of these are due for a major correction because they're super-peak-bubble right now. Perhaps the future is quant bio disciplines (the timeline seems consistent with ML's 2 bubbles pattern).
I agree that AI isn't going anywhere, just that funding for AI will go back down to what its real value is (approximately 1/4-1/10th the current valuation, which isn't too bad).
Drones is an even harder sell and will probably go down a very large amount, because of mixed reaction from people and governments alike, need to setup new regulations in many cases (uber was fucked up enough for most countries that they're still not done deciding what to do with it, same with cryptos).
AR never has and never will lead to anything, it has no future, and no present either, it's 100% memes all the way down. It's videogames without the good parts, analysis without the good part, assistance without the good parts, simulators without the good parts... in a word, it's smartphone v2, except unlike the smartphone which is a pure consoomer scam which marketshare is neither driven by demand nor competition but rather by implicit or even explicit requirement (e.g. almost any job, and every user-facing job, requires not just a phone but a smartphone, and a good one in user-facing roles), it is aimed at specialty markets with huge industries vehemently trying to prevent AR penetration, on top of AR never being capable of reaching the capabilities of the current state of the art tools. And unlike normalfags and their petty needs for a camera, these industries kinda need something DSLR-quality. AR is the most likely to go to 0.

[Anonymous No.17950872]

>>17949738
kek underrated

[Anonymous No.17951006]

>>17950870
Also if you really did believe in AI, AR and drone memes you would never go soxl, cloudflare, m$, gd. Maybe raytheon but I don't think so.
Amazon, facebook, and deepmind are good picks. So are yandex and baidu. All of them work with that tech, and unlike the companies you name, all of them have legitimate scientific output for their work that leads to actual practical advances.
Google is only good as an offpick and probably won't be for too long either. Its output has always been mediocre, improving at the start of hugo larochelle heading google brain (didn't last more than a few months) and when they acquired deepmind. They are a good pick because advertising and spying will never go out of style, not because they know anything about cutting edge tech.
The most profitable ventures are joining angel investors though, it's a consequence of, as you say, these things being 'the future' and not 'the present'.

[Anonymous No.17951534]

>>17950650
Joke's on you for I do have 160 IQ and took me 6 months to be in the place I am today (proftable in FX, stocks and crypto).

[Anonymous No.17951784]

>>17949331
>noooo don't take my slaves away goyim I HATE PAYING LIVING WAGES
Imagine how favorable the labor market would be if there were no shit skins allowed to work in the US?
>>17949558
This