TrumpBux have been watered down

[Anonymous No.17947951]

There will be no political realignment. There will be no serious fiscal policy. Biden will win in a landslide. It's over

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1240754751580577793

[Anonymous No.17947962]

The fuck? That's pretty solid, and unprecedented from a conservative. He just won himself a ton of moderate support.

[Anonymous No.17947981]

>trump gives me $1200
>biden is out to lunch
>BIDEN WINS
ok retard

[Anonymous No.17947993]

Do you have to have filed taxes before? I’ve never worked and all I do is lose money

[Anonymous No.17947994]

I better do my taxes quick

[Anonymous No.17948112]

18 and 19 year olds won't get anything. And if you're a NEET and wanted to, I don't know, not be a NEET, you're screwed until maybe the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.17948155]

>>17947993
Yes. They aren't going to go around gathering names of every single person in the US. They're going to take the names directly from who filed their taxes.

[Anonymous No.17948184]

>>17948155
2018 taxes, right? I haven't filed 2019 yet.

[Anonymous No.17948192]

>>17948112
Why won’t 18 or 19 yo get anything? I filed taxes

[Anonymous No.17948197]

>Increasing consumer spending during an output gap.
Yeah, this will go well. Did anybody in the White House ever take an economics class?

[Anonymous No.17948207]

>>17948184
ignore that I'm a retard and didn't read the tweet.

[Anonymous No.17948209]

>>17947951
Fucking Hell I should have filed student taxes 2 years ago. Now I don’t get shit fuck you.

[Anonymous No.17948214]

>>17947951
Ha, knew it would never pass.

[Anonymous No.17948229]

>made 99k in 2018
JUST

[Anonymous No.17948231]

>>17947994
No it’s based off taxes 2 years ago, read the tweet again.

[Anonymous No.17948250]

>>17948197
Bush did this back in 06, didn’t dk shot to the economy. All Americans got 600 bucks.

[Anonymous No.17948257]

>>17947951
I didn't file in 2018, but filed in 2019. Who gets my share? This is total horse shit

[Anonymous No.17948262]

>>17947951
>based on 2018 tax return
>the tax return where I filed all my crypto gains from 2017 and made way over 100k
WTF
I don't get my neetbux because I reported my taxes, great

[Anonymous No.17948271]

>>17948192
If you filed taxes, you will, of course. Some students don't work or do freelance gigs in their freetime which won't count (I never reported them).

[Anonymous No.17948280]

>>17948155
>They aren't going to go around gathering names of every single person in the US
ever heard of the census?

[Anonymous No.17948282]

>>17948257
This (((guy)))

[Anonymous No.17948289]

>>17948257
You will get it. They will substitute 2018 for 2019 IF you didn't file taxes in 2018. I read some of the PDF.

[Anonymous No.17948290]

>>17948250
Nice reading comprehension and typing skills, mutt.

[Anonymous No.17948293]

>>17947993
>tfw I worked but didn't file taxes

[Anonymous No.17948294]

I'm assuming the "per child" indicates that anybody who is a dependent, yet an adult, likely isn't getting any money. Curious about that situation.

[Anonymous No.17948306]

>>17948289
Really? Why does it state that retardation then.

[Anonymous No.17948313]

>>17948262
Why do you report taxes? Just ignore the mail like I do

[Anonymous No.17948316]

>>17948209
You have 3 years to file an amended return.

[Anonymous No.17948335]

>>17948290
Get mad nigger I don’t care, you don’t know shit about our country europoor. Bush did this same shit in 06, it didn’t affect anything and it won’t again.

[Anonymous No.17948336]

>>17948155
wtf is the point of a social security number then if not for this?

[Anonymous No.17948341]

>>17947951
>student in 2018
>full time worker in 2019
>dont get any bux despite deserving them and desperately needing them right now
i was gonna vote for trump again but now i am strictly voting against him

[Anonymous No.17948342]

>>17948289
Does 2019 mean the one I just filed this month? Because I didn't file last year or the year before.

[Anonymous No.17948349]

>>17948250
yeah i remember that. i got a physical printed paper check from the IRS. I think it was $600. didn't help much. kind of a joke desu

[Anonymous No.17948351]

>>17948262
you dont report 2017 gains on your 2018 return fucking retard

[Anonymous No.17948363]

Gayyyyy, so I won't get any fucking Trump bux.

[Anonymous No.17948372]

I ALREADY TALKED TO A GOOD HOOKER AND SHE ALREADY WANTS HER MONEY I BETTER GET 2K OR IM GOING TO GET JUMPED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17948378]

>>17947951
What? That's even better than a flat 1K per adult.

[Anonymous No.17948381]

>>17948351
I meant most of the gains were made in 2017, then I sold in January 2018.
>>17948313
Breaking the law is bad and wrong.

[Anonymous No.17948383]

>>17948341
>not working during college
Your fault for not pulling yourself up by the boot straps

[Anonymous No.17948388]

>>17947951

$500

Fucking hell, this is NSDAP "get paid to breed" tier

[Anonymous No.17948397]

>>17947951
>free $1200
Still not complaining

[Anonymous No.17948398]

>>17948381
damn talk about being a JUSTd retard
you dont deserve trumpbucks

[Anonymous No.17948411]

>>17948398
no bully

[Anonymous No.17948414]

>>17948381
Is it breaking the law when its a victimless crime?

[Anonymous No.17948424]

>>17948335
>okay was okay back then and it will be okay now
Great argument, smoothbrain.

[Anonymous No.17948434]

>>17947951
75k for individual or 150k for couple.
or 75k total even if you are filed jointly?
WTF if I make 30k and my wife makes 110k?

[Anonymous No.17948440]

Is this per month during the virus or is the virus over now?

[Anonymous No.17948468]

>>17947951
So I made under $12k in 2018 and didn't file since if I filed then I would have just owed money since I just draw commissions. I live on around $600 a month. Does this mean that I don't qualify for this?

[Anonymous No.17948471]

>>17948250
>All Americans got 600 bucks.
Americans didn't "get" a goddamn thing. The Bush plan was nothing more than a tax refund on the first $6000 in taxable income. ($12,000 for couples.)

You got *up to* $600 of your own money back IF you paid taxes. Poorfags didn't get shit.

Kikes do nothing but lie. It's in their nature.

[Anonymous No.17948476]

>>17947951
>I made 74k in 2018

[Anonymous No.17948509]

>>17948306
Because they want you to freak out and comment under the article.

>>17948468
>So I made under $12k in 2018 and didn't file since if I filed then I would have just owed money since I just draw commissions.
No money for you. Same for me. I don't file taxes for the same reason. And obviously won't bother with crypto transactions.

[Anonymous No.17948510]

so a filthy NEET like me gets nothing because i'm not "contributing to society" but if my LINKIES ever make me a millionaire they want their 30% cut? What kind of bullshit is that?

[Anonymous No.17948516]

Is it so hard to just deal out $1k to every single taxpaying American in this country and just call it a day.

[Anonymous No.17948521]

>>17948388
Degenerate

[Anonymous No.17948536]

>>17948471
e know that already anon

[Anonymous No.17948539]

>>17948434
>WTF if I make 30k and my wife makes 110k?
then you should probably kys

[Anonymous No.17948545]

>>17947951
What if you file 2019 only?

[Anonymous No.17948550]

>>17947951
well that sucks. last time i worked was near the end of 2017.

[Anonymous No.17948568]

>>17948434
Science says she will leave you, women are never satisfied in a relationship like that.

[Anonymous No.17948570]

tfw you're a neet and you wont get anything

[Anonymous No.17948584]

Wait so

My adjusted gross income in 2018 was only $10,441. (I was unemployed for 7 months)
In 2019 it was $27,874

Will I end up getting the $600 and not the $1200? I'm confused as to why theyre using outdated information, that income does not reflect my actual tax contribution. For the 6 years prior to 2018 I made over 25k every year as well. It was just a shit year for me for multiple reasons.

[Anonymous No.17948612]

>>17948289
Thanks for the info friend. Looks like I won't go and cough on the first boomer I see after all

[Anonymous No.17948613]

>>17948155
what if I filed taxes in 2018 but not 2019?

[Anonymous No.17948632]

>>17948539
>>17948568
This is bait but seriously is it 150k for joint filing?

[Anonymous No.17948634]

We sold our almost foreclosed house in 2018... Put me just a little above the 100k mark :(

[Anonymous No.17948658]

>>17947951
>from 2018 tax payment
Oh fuck yeah ignore all my raises bb

[Anonymous No.17948689]

>tfw make exactly 100k

[Anonymous No.17948705]

>>17948341
Only people who dont work while at college or in high school are rich kids, you dont need the money.

[Anonymous No.17948716]

>>17947951
so let me get this straight

it's relief bill for the pandemic crisis

that's not actually going to help anyone who needs help NOW

or the most needy period

just people who happened to file their taxes in 2018

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17948736]

>>17948716

What, you expected the GOP to actually give out money based on need?

[Anonymous No.17948752]

>>17948716
>After pandemic is over, states raise their taxes by 1% to offset the cost of the crisis
>But you got $1200 earlier, you see.

[Anonymous No.17948757]

>>17947951
>Biden will win in a landslide.
Adorable. Did you miss that his party leader's idea of "assistance' is low rate LOANS you can be allowed to apply for?
The country is realizing that old mushbrains is unfit to lead in times of crisis -on top of the Bernie crowd getting dry fucked again -and they're pissed. Biden's leaking brains won't do shit. 4 more years of Trump is locked in.

[Anonymous No.17948767]

>>17948584
Are you retarded or just panicking? 10k and 25k are both "under 75k", you'd get $1200 for it either way.

[Anonymous No.17948770]

>>17948584
Somebody smart tell me how this section applies to me.

I made well over 2,500, but what defines "qualifying income"
Because I also made less than the standard deduction (which was 12k)

[Anonymous No.17948776]

>>17947951
how likely is neetbux actually gonna be?

like am i legit gonna receive money from trump or is this just political dancing?

[Anonymous No.17948781]

>>17947993
As I understand it, if you didn't file a tax return in 2018, you get the full amount. The tax return thing is to weed out the higher incomes.

[Anonymous No.17948799]

>>17948716
Everyone pays taxes, even the left constantly points out that illegals pay taxes more often than citizens. Clearly this bill won't hurt them.

[Anonymous No.17948810]

tfw you make 120k and get laid off cause of meme virus and dont even get neet bux for it

[Anonymous No.17948835]

But NEETs don't file tax returns
They're NEETs after all

[Anonymous No.17948849]

>>17948770
Oh this document is pretty comprehensive

Turns out I do qualify for the $1200.

I'm gonna buy a fleshlight.

[Anonymous No.17948877]

>>17948335
Yeah this one is for people who got laid off and need money for rent dumbass.

[Anonymous No.17948920]

I don't even need the money, but I'm already seething at the idea that there will be tons of post of people buying stupid shit and showing off the day after they get their checks.

[Anonymous No.17948923]

>>17948781
Really? So neets do get money? I've been a neet for about 3 years.

[Anonymous No.17948924]

>>17947951
There's literally nothing wrong with this. If you made 6 figures in 2018 and now in 2020 you're in a position that you need literal welfare to get by then you deserve to get nothing you irresponsible dipshits.

[Anonymous No.17948944]

>>17948424
>t. european tranny in desperate need of dilation

[Anonymous No.17948951]

>>17948810
If you make 120k, you should have months worth of savings. Its literally like 20 hours of work for you.

[Anonymous No.17948964]

>>17948781
How does that make any sense?

[Anonymous No.17948977]

>>17948923
No, he is bailing out tax payers. If you dont pay taxes you clearly dont earn income so why would it need to be supplimented.

[Anonymous No.17949025]

Need at least $2500 in qualifying income then you get a $600 check. Going to leave out a lot of people

[Anonymous No.17949048]

>>17948924
tbf, if not working for 2 weeks puts you in a position that you can no longer afford housing or food I'd say you're in the same category of "irresponsible dipshit".

[Anonymous No.17949053]

>>17948977
What happens to NEETseniors who live off of social security?

[Anonymous No.17949068]

>>17948964
It doesn't. What's the difference between a NEET and the homeless? In the eyes of the government.

[Anonymous No.17949073]

>>17949025
>leave out a lot of people
That's like one fucking paycheck, assuming you're not a worthless NEET, you should qualify.

[Anonymous No.17949097]

>>17949053
BASED. grandpa is giving great easter gift this year.

[Anonymous No.17949108]

>>17949053
read the document. social security benefits are qualified income.

[Anonymous No.17949133]

>>17948440
The current proposal is two tranches, or two payments. Nothing more is being proposed.

Understand this, NEETs, this is all talk at the moment. The legislation is being drafted. Nothing is set in stone yet. The current GOP proposal is 1200, twice. The first is soon, the second, if needed. This is not UBI, nor is it intended to be.
I'd rather they put the money they want to bail the airlines out with into this, as a 6 check deal, over the next 6 months, but that won't happen.

[Anonymous No.17949140]

>>17948877
I know that you dumb pingas sucker.

[Anonymous No.17949141]

If I don’t get my neet bucks I’m not voting for him

[Anonymous No.17949155]

>>17948951
i do, but i also pay 2500 in rent

wagecucking in high cost of living areas fucks you real good in this case

[Anonymous No.17949159]

>>17949073
Most people alone that live pay check to pay check don’t make that you fat retard. Unless your job pays 30

[Anonymous No.17949186]

>>17948964
Because this is relief for everyone, regardless if you worked in 2018 or not. There will be provisions for someone who didn't work in 2018 and didn't file taxes to get a check. This is just more panic and 4chan FUD. The proposal isn't even finished being written yet, but you fairies are falling on your fainting couches already.

[Anonymous No.17949242]

>>17949073
You are drastically underestimating how many people get paid under the table and how many people are independent contractors who may not have filed in a given year due to any number of reasons. Many, many people who need this will not get it. Btw, Dems will still have a say in this. We don't know if it is the final proposal, but if it is, I guarantee you there will be fucking blood in the streets.

[Anonymous No.17949250]

This sucks. I was out of work in 2018 but employed all of 2019. They should include 2019 too.

[Anonymous No.17949292]

>>17949186
you leave my fainting couch out of this!

[Anonymous No.17949355]

>>17949242
Boo-boo. If they want to break the law and not pay their taxes, there should be consequences. Illegals and hooligans shouldn't get free money.

[Anonymous No.17949368]

>>17948476
kek same

[Anonymous No.17949406]

Democrats are already trying to stop this. They will get slaughtered in November if Trump gets this through. What do the Democrats even have if TrumpBux get through?

[Anonymous No.17949414]

>>17949406
>Democrats are already trying to stop this.

Stop falling for the misinformation m8

[Anonymous No.17949418]

this is so fucking stupid
people in 2018 could be jobless or have a much worse job or life now than 2 years ago
who the fuck is in charge of this horse shit?

[Anonymous No.17949444]

>>17949406
Doubt it, nobody gives a fuck about legislature. Both the house and senate have consistently abysmal approval rates.

[Anonymous No.17949462]

>>17949242

Tough shit. If you get paid under the table and don't pay into the system, you don't get shit back from it.

[Anonymous No.17949480]

>>17949462
aren't those people benefiting their employers

[Anonymous No.17949488]

So I don't deserve anything because I'm successful and work harder than everyone else? What a fucking joke. Never thought Trump would become a commie. Pathetic.... poor people are lazy enough as is. this will just encourage them to do nothing.

[Anonymous No.17949504]

>>17949186
>Because this is relief for everyone, regardless if you worked in 2018 or not
lol. just lol. I admire your innocence, anon. The GOP vipers in Trump's ear will make sure as few people as possible get this. And he will go along. There is no solidarity in the minds of these Zionist cucks.

[Anonymous No.17949510]

>>17948471
that's all this is as well. it will be another 600 for most people who've been recently laid off, 1200 for people who are comfy working from home so they can go and patronize the last gamestop on earth.

[Anonymous No.17949538]

>>17947951
IMPORTANT QUESTION: is this based on INCOME or SALARY?

I had shit tier salary 2018 but broke literally just over 99k income with investments

[Anonymous No.17949566]

why are people panicking, this is just of many potential plans theyre discussing

[Anonymous No.17949583]

>Give the American people actually nothing
>Give failing corporations billions so they can afford to lay people off

How based

[Anonymous No.17949605]

>>17949538
Do you really think they're going to give CEOs who get paid a $1 salary but tens of millions in stock options a $1200 check?

[Anonymous No.17949607]

>>17948781
What does this mean for a college student with no job? Can I apply for it or is it only just for people who has a job?

[Anonymous No.17949626]

>>17949414
Go check out Chuck Schumer's Twitter. He's actively fighting it - and it's not working out well for him.

https://twitter.com/SenSchumer/status/1240022116797382656

[Anonymous No.17949661]

>>17947962
Its a rebate, if you paid no taxes or little taxes you get nothing.

[Anonymous No.17949670]

>>17949626

You're posting stuff from two days ago m8, shit's moving so fast he's not really pushing that anymore

[Anonymous No.17949672]

>>17949504
The legislation isn't even finished being written yet, fainting couch fairy.

[Anonymous No.17949688]

>>17949607
Nobody knows yet. The bill isn't finished being written. When it's up for a vote, then the details will be known. Calm your tits and put the fainting couch away.

[Anonymous No.17949693]

>>17948545
How does $0 sound?

[Anonymous No.17949707]

what if you worked but didn't bother filing a tax return

[Anonymous No.17949723]

>>17949672
Every iteration of it is more and more watered down. It started off as universal and keeps getting sliced up by Israeli assets

https://twitter.com/DanCrenshawTX/status/1240295820165025795

[Anonymous No.17949793]

>>17949462
>>17949355
Hey brainlets - they are still contributing to the real economy.
Might as well issue this to everyone who has a social security number at this point because the Fed has demonstrated that they have no qualms about what they are currently doing. Helicopter money will not necessarily result in hyperinflation; that comes later when multinational corporations default and banks possibly fail. Until then, the petrodollar is (tentatively) strong.
Boeing executives deserve to die, but they will be given golden parachutes instead. This time we can and should bail out every single fucking American with a social security number.

[Anonymous No.17949802]

>>17949723
lol that fag lost his eye for israel

[Anonymous No.17949826]

>>17949723
You know what? fuck it. Cancel the whole thing. Make it so a single trans woman of color gets all the money that would have been distributed to everyone equally.

[Anonymous No.17949837]

>>17948570

[Anonymous No.17949840]

>>17949802
he lost it in afghanistan so it didn't even broadly aid his israeli overlords, he looks like a pirate and has nothing to show for it l o l

[Anonymous No.17949854]

>>17949488
In their eyes this has nothing to do with what you "deserve"

This is about what you NEED.
But actually it's about putting money in the hands of people that will spend it quickly.
If they gave you 1200 it wouldn't affect your spending habits at all, therefore it would not affect the economy

If they give me 1200, I will use that to help finance a new car, thus giving money to either a small business or the automotive industry as a whole. This helps the economy.

[Anonymous No.17949864]

Fucking GOP brainlets. Let's usher in the next era. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17949865]

ok but it better be monthly

[Anonymous No.17949901]

>>17947951
These kikes can't buy the election like this, it'll have to be more or for all adults

[Anonymous No.17949925]

>>17949723
The governer of pennsylvania just shut down every "non life essential business"

Thats a few million people who are about to miss 2+ weeks worth of income. How do you sort those people by who actually needs help and who doesn't? How do you properly sort them in the timeframes they are aiming for? Logistically they need to go rather broad with this because the only way to quickly differentiate those who dont need it is by basing it on their taxed income.

[Anonymous No.17949932]

>>17947951
what ?

[Anonymous No.17949940]

>>17949854
>If they give me 1200, I will use that to help finance a new car, thus giving money to either a small business or the automotive industry as a whole. This helps the economy.
No, that helps random numbers go up. How many times do I have to make it clear that consumption is BAD for the economy. The economy meaning the supply of goods a country has. We need savings, but the system is so fucked up thanks to the gov and fed so now everythings inversed

[Anonymous No.17949979]

>>17948381
breaking unjust laws is good and virtuous

[Anonymous No.17949992]

>>17947951
Still gonna buy Zano and vanish after that

[Anonymous No.17950016]

Im 38, make about18 k yearly with no savings at at and was worried how I was going to buy a PS5. Thank to Trump I can pre-order. Fuck yes free money.

[Anonymous No.17950021]

>>17949626

[Anonymous No.17950026]

>>17949925
all this to spite the 800 or so millionaires in the U.S.? why not just give everyone regardless of income X and be done with it?

[Anonymous No.17950063]

>>17949242
>gets paid under table
Crys when fucking the system bites them in the ass.

[Anonymous No.17950100]

I only made 3k in 2018 doing grubhub because my health was shit. I did file a tax return. Do I qualify for this? Really need it right now.

[Anonymous No.17950116]

>>17949626
Why are the Jews always perplexed that people want them dead?

[Anonymous No.17950136]

>>17947994
As the other anon said, as long as you did them for 2018 you're good. This is the first year I owe taxes and I plan on waiting all the way until the July deadline (originally April) to file for 2019.

[Anonymous No.17950179]

>party of fiscal responsibility

[Anonymous No.17950200]

>>17950100
Yes, read the thread. 2,500 of earned income qualifies you.

[Anonymous No.17950221]

>>17947993
If you never worked then you aren't in a different position due to coronavirus and dont need $1200

[Anonymous No.17950368]

>>17950221
who really even needs $1200 though?

[Anonymous No.17950380]

>>17950221
What if you used up your savings and just started working again, and are now laid off?

[Anonymous No.17950406]

>>17947981
t. 200 IQ

[Anonymous No.17950449]

>made over 100k in 2018
>Made 69k in 2019

Fuck this kike government

[Anonymous No.17950471]

>>17950449
if you filed taxes for 2019 already you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.17950502]

honestly, the tax filing thing doesn't surprise me that much, how else would they get money to people on such short notice besides using the information you supply in the tax return?

[Anonymous No.17950517]

>>17950471
NVM I'm married. Won't take a hit unless I made over 150k.

[Anonymous No.17950521]

Imagine browsing /biz/ and asking for government handouts

[Anonymous No.17950566]

>>17950368

People ARE STARVING anon!!! kek

It's Trump securing his election.

[Anonymous No.17950626]

>>17947951
tfw making 6 figures but only worked 6 months in 2018 since I graduated college

[Anonymous No.17950644]

>currently employed at a utility company
>mandatory that it remains open
haha.. I'll still qualify r-right? I only make 38k/yr .. trump save me!

[Anonymous No.17950670]

>>17950502
SSI?

[Anonymous No.17950674]

I made less than $2500 in 2018 but more in 2019, do I get it?

[Anonymous No.17950676]

I will vote dem in november.

[Anonymous No.17950683]

>>17950670
SSN, my bad

[Anonymous No.17950715]

>>17949418
well one of the senators it just came out sold $1.6 million in stocks right before shit hit the fan all while telling people it was all good. About sums up the senate.

[Anonymous No.17950722]

>>17950683
I'm a retard so I actually don't know this, is knowing your SSN enough to get money to you?

[Anonymous No.17950752]

>>17950722
If you're registered to vote, for example, they would have your address.

[Anonymous No.17950768]

>>17950722
If they have each state handle it, probably. But then there's the problem of how to do direct deposit for everyone since some may not have an account or have a joint account. Honestly it's moving so quick that the IRS might be the only quick way to do it

[Anonymous No.17950790]

the system is gonna fail. the people are gonna get more and more angry.

[Anonymous No.17950797]

>>17948705
Haha this has gotta be bait

[Anonymous No.17950983]

>>17950449
>made 9k in 2018
>making 100k+ this year
I'm ok with free money

[Anonymous No.17951015]

>>17948570

[Anonymous No.17951100]

>>17948613
its based off 2018 taxes

[Anonymous No.17951167]

>only 1200
now how am I supposed to buy my a new albion sword and an Audeze LCD-2

[Anonymous No.17951209]

>>17947951
$1200 (less taxes) will cover most of a month's rent. That's not much, but I suppose it's better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.17951317]

Based Trump buying my PS5. I will vote for anyone giving me cash. What can he Dems give me?

[Anonymous No.17951380]

>>17950200
NEETs are seething

[Anonymous No.17951391]

>>17951167
>>17951209
If they're expecting this to go on for a months on end then they definitely need to do this as a monthly stimulus and not a one time thing.

[Anonymous No.17951415]

>>17947951
>Biden will win in a landslide.

Kek, you best be trolling. If you think this is all that stands between Trump and re-election youre nuts.

[Anonymous No.17951453]

>>17951391
so you're saying if this goes on long enough I can buy some figures and a vive index on top of the other stuff if I save up? and maybe add a touch to my savings account.
even though I'm on immunosuppressants I hope this thing keeps going.

[Anonymous No.17951561]

>>17951453
DESU I'm poor and Corona virus is one of the best things ever. They are going to push UBI free healthcare and free college.
It may fuck the middle class but they never have given a fuck about me so why would I care?

[Anonymous No.17951598]

>>17951415
Im voting for biden after this BS. Trump, give me my NeetBux not this fake shit!

[Anonymous No.17951630]

>>17950026
>all this to spite the 800 or so millionaires in the U.S.?
18,600,000 millionaires in the USA.

[Anonymous No.17951652]

>>17948570

[Anonymous No.17951936]

>>17947951
>mfw I'm going to put it all into silver and guns

[Anonymous No.17952218]

>>17949053
implying they'll survive the coronavirus anyway lol

[Anonymous No.17952273]

>>17947951
>Biden will win
You know this is laughable right? Like "Trump will win" was kinda funny and novel to think about in 2017, but it was always some possibility. But Biden? Uh no

[Anonymous No.17952298]

>>17950026
>800 or so millionaires in the U.S
Fucking hell the intelligence on this board

[Anonymous No.17952480]

>tfw My job won't shut down.
>I'm not retarded and have money saved up and will be okay. Even if the virus lasts longer than expected.
>Waiting on a lawsuit check this week as well which will shore up my savings.

>During that tax year(2018) I was living in my car(because I was working like mad) while my wife and kids stayed at her mothers because we couldn't afford rent. 200$ increase.
>Because Cali is gay I never could enough money. The only way I could escape was by the Trump tax cuts.

TLDR:
Looks like a good year for me.

[Anonymous No.17952500]

>>17950021
>when you know who is the goyim, it is you

[Anonymous No.17952558]

>>17949661
Even if you filed a tax return for zero income, you still get a check. Everyone who filed a return.

[Anonymous No.17952654]

>>17948550
same here. gonna kms

[Anonymous No.17952697]

>>17947951

oh good, Id certainly hate the poor brown people making fried food to not have another reason to get another check, they probably need that football package for their obama-flatscreen or some new rims or something

[Anonymous No.17952699]

>Restricts it to Taxpayers in most recent year
>Directly impacts almost 70% of them
>57.5% get the full benefits offered
>Targeted to help the vulnerable, acknowledges that "the vulnerable" can still include a majority of people

If you think this was a bad move politically you're retarded. If this program sees benefits we might get an actual right-wing economic populist program in this country.
pic source https://www.statista.com/statistics/203183/percentage-distribution-of-household-income-in-the-us/

[Anonymous No.17952737]

> Children get $500
> Neets get $600
> If you filed in 2019 for 2018 and made more that $2500, you get 2X $600 checks.

Doesn't seem complicated to read. They would have used 2020 tax returns, but those aren't going to be all in until July this year.

[Anonymous No.17952745]

>>17952699
anon all you did was post a word salad. 1000 a month would have be just as effective in the immediate and would show what this was or was not capable of.

[Anonymous No.17952773]

>>17952737
>neets get 600
source? where does it say this?

[Anonymous No.17952786]

>>17948290
Look at the seething kike. Point and laugh

[Anonymous No.17952788]

>>17952745
This is going to be a long-term crisis. If the trumpbux stabilize things in the near-term I could easily see a UBI program instituted at least for the duration of the outbreak. White House officials weren't hitting up Andrew Yang for no reason this week, it's a very real possibility.

[Anonymous No.17952803]

>>17949992
You shills don’t take days off do you ?

[Anonymous No.17952814]

>>17952558
There's also a minimum income requirement to get the stimulus checks. If you made less than $2500 in 2018 then you get nothing.

[Anonymous No.17952827]

>>17949626

[Anonymous No.17952847]

>>17948341
How the fuck do you not make 2500 dollars in one year? Nigger, that's 3 months of flipping burgers at McDonald's. If you can't even do that then you don't deserve your neetbux, waste of oxygen

[Anonymous No.17952870]

>>17947951
Tfw make exactly $99,000.01

[Anonymous No.17952891]

>>17952847
What if you started work in november or december? It's very easy to have earned less than $2500 in 2018 for a variety of reasons.

[Anonymous No.17953516]

>>17949406
>Democrats are already trying to stop this.
They have their own proposed plan which is beefier. Theirs is
>$2K PER MONTH per person every month of the crisis
>suspension of all mortgage, student loan, credit card, and loan payments
>prohibiting debt collection + repossession

[Anonymous No.17953558]

>>17947951
The amount of micromanaging done from 75-99k shows that our government has no idea what it's like to not just be a fucking millionaire.
>drops $5 for every $100 between 75 and 99k
This is so petty and stupid it would be unbelievable if we didn't already know they're completely goddamn retarded kek.

[Anonymous No.17953597]

>>17948262
Your 2018 tax return was filed in 2019 you brainlet

[Anonymous No.17953696]

>>17951630
Even then you're talking about a grand total of $22 billion to just give them the $1200 too.
In the context of a probably well over $1 trillion dollar package.

Just fucking cut the checks for the sake of simplicity and be done with it. The amount of retarded haggling just so people can feel like they met some arbitrary moral cutoff is insane.
By the time this bill has been signed there's going to be a 6 month filing process requiring you to hire a lawyer and an accountant just to get the money.

[Anonymous No.17953730]

lol I reported negative income in 2018. That should activate some sort of secret 2x bonus.

[Anonymous No.17953753]

>>17953730
Actually the fine print says you loop back around and you have to pay $1200 (+ $500 per child).

[Anonymous No.17954135]

>>17947951
What if you're a dependent under your parents

[Anonymous No.17954228]

>>17950380
They want you to be a full time slave, stop working more than 3 months and you are not a good slave anymore.

[Anonymous No.17954274]

>>17953753
No no no, it's +$500 for every child he DOESN'T have.

[Anonymous No.17954344]

Who cares? We all made way more off SPY puts we bought back when corona broke containment.

[Anonymous No.17954401]

It's based on 2018 tax return? I only joined the workforce in 2019, does this mean I get nothing?

[Anonymous No.17954466]

>>17947951
>tfw worked in 2018 just enough to get trumpbucks
Yea im thinking Trump is based

[Anonymous No.17954467]

>>17953516
Based Yang Gand wins again. Fuck Sodom Don and his trillions for wall street and $600 for the people shit. I could have looked past this if he was at least fixing our demographics but he isn't. Instead he's spending political capital to pressure Botswana into making homosexuality legal.

[Anonymous No.17954495]

>>17948257
Rekt and kek'd
Go back to working wagie

[Anonymous No.17954543]

>>17954401
if you're that young, just keep living with mom and dad for another ten years

[Anonymous No.17954570]

>>17948476
>79k in 17
>74k in 18
Ezzz money

[Anonymous No.17954636]

>>17948516
Hahaha there would be nigger riots that completely mog LA and Ferguson combined.

Spics would join in when their stolen/dead ssns didn't work.

[Anonymous No.17954657]

>>17949723
The one thing this emergency financial stimulus package needs is fucking thousands of pages of bureaucratic red tape, fuck lmao

[Anonymous No.17954809]

>>17952814
>if you didn't support the economy in anyway you get nothing

Sounds based to me

[Anonymous No.17954853]

>>17953516
How do you prop up the entire country with worthless money?

[Anonymous No.17954998]

>>17954853
>worthless money
Are you saying that plan of action would make money worthless, or are you talking about the feds going brrrrr

[Anonymous No.17955207]

>>17948341
If you read the pdf, you will actually be receiving money.

[Anonymous No.17955348]

kek. ameributts arent getting their shartcash after all. enjoy your poverty coof

[Anonymous No.17955353]

>>17950368
people with a life

[Anonymous No.17955367]

>>17947951
I'm not a us citizen, not in the us and have never been to america. Is there any way I can get some of these free gibs or profit in any way?

[Anonymous No.17955395]

>spent 75% of 2018 in school so only made $60k
>worked all of 2019 and made $240k
>still might get NEETbux
Thank you based trump

[Anonymous No.17955519]

>>17954998
Not that anon, but BOTH. This is good in the short term but bad long term, like giving aspirin to someone with a concussion.

[Anonymous No.17955604]

>>17948835
Enjoy your comfy NEETbux then.

[Anonymous No.17955613]

>>17948209
File now tard, you have a couple weeks.

[Anonymous No.17955620]

>>17953597
Correct. I sold in 2018.

[Anonymous No.17955627]

>>17948262
>reported crypto

found the retard.

[Anonymous No.17955735]

>>17952814
Good

[Anonymous No.17955745]

>>17955519
I mean any big deficit spending is arguably "bad in the long term." In this case the short-term benefits are pretty fucking critical.

[Anonymous No.17955776]

>>17947951

>based on 2018 tax return

Oh great! Before I got laid off in 2019 and was making more money. Thanks, guys.

[Anonymous No.17955878]

>>17947951
Good, I'll get $1K more to put into VRA.

[Anonymous No.17956103]

>>17947951
I only work part time so i only get below 20k

[Anonymous No.17956278]

>>17955745
Believe me, I don't disagree that this is necessary in the short term if nothing else than to help alleviate panic and give some sense of security in a time when no one has any idea what the fuck is going on. But the long-term consequences for this are going to be huge, probably unrecoverable.

[Anonymous No.17956368]

>>17955776
They'll substitute your 2019 return if you didn't file in 2018 you nigger

[Anonymous No.17956752]

>>17950136
Yo, you still have to file in April, but if you owe, you don't have to pay until July.

[Anonymous No.17956770]

>>17952814
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS WORK ONE MORE FUCKING MONTH GOD FUCK TARGET FUUUUUUUCK GOD FUCK THAT PLACE AND FUCK YOU MATT YOU LITERAL HOMOSEXUAL HR DOG
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ME NO WANT WORK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17956787]

i haven't worked in like a decade so i guess i won't be getting corona bux. that sucks

[Anonymous No.17956838]

>>17947951
Well fuck me sideways, I didn't work in 2018 (*was* underage) and now am in a position to lose my job that I need that I got in 2019.

[Anonymous No.17956865]

I'm a neet, but can I just file a tax return and say I sold $3k worth of shit on ebay last year, to get trumpbux?

[Anonymous No.17956874]

>>17947951
>government literally bribes everyone directly
>THAT will lose them the election
Wat?

Look, the Republicans are not fiscally conservative. They only do that tea party shit when a dem is in office. And it’s the same with the Dems, they only mention the debt when the other party is increasing spending and cutting revenue (taxes).

[Anonymous No.17956898]

You people always bitching about welfare niggers and spics sure are chomping at the bit for some free gibs.

No previous income = no gibs

Suck it.

[Anonymous No.17956899]

>>17956787
What are tge requirements for the stimulus check? Must have paid 1200 in taxes or more this year and make less than 75k per year?

[Anonymous No.17956928]

anyone know if settlement money from workers comp counts? havent filed yet lol

[Anonymous No.17956969]

>>17947951
Great. My retired, boomer parents flush with cash get even more. I'm an unmarried SDE working in a big city (make six figures but high COL) and I get nothing

[Anonymous No.17956979]

>>17956787
some webms should not be made without sound

[Anonymous No.17957808]

>>17948397
>free
Your fucking government is shutting everything down, and everyone is just like, "this is fine". The crazy FEMA camp schizos are looking less crazy every day.

[Anonymous No.17957972]

>>17949414
Look at what Schumer and Pelosi are saying

[Anonymous No.17958015]

Don't be too disappointed if you aren't eligible. What the fuck were you going to do with a piddling 1200 anyway? Pay rent for another month THEN die?

[Anonymous No.17958073]

>>17951317

[Anonymous No.17958100]

>>17958015
yes, I mean if you dont want your 1.2k I will take it DESU

[Anonymous No.17958112]

>>17953516
Well shit why would I support Zion Donald’s measly 1200? Based Dnc mafia trying to get me Wagies bux

[Anonymous No.17958143]

>>17958100
1.2k? It seems pretty brazen to ask for a thousand dollars. What do you even need 800 dollars for? In the time of corona we can't afford no-interest loans. The more I talk the more upset I get about you asking for low-interest loans

[Anonymous No.17958165]

>>17958015
Lol your rent is only 1200? How many rooms does your chicken shack have?

[Anonymous No.17958224]

>>17947951
It will get revised to the point that people earning under 75k will have to pay for the handouts. and only people earning over 200k will get the additional 2k handout

[Anonymous No.17958254]

>>17948336
>wtf is the point of a social security number then if not for this?

because niggers and spics have social security numbers, but don't file taxes.