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This is make or break for him


>> No.17948373

Guy's been outed as a retard and a deluded con man.

>> No.17948410

Lmao and people would hop inside this guy's self-driving car.

>> No.17948418
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Does Elon have Skin in the Game?

>> No.17948439

He's right tho

>> No.17948465

this motherfucker is the new steve jobs,i bet hes terrible to his employees

>> No.17948544

What trends is he talking about? The new cases are fucking parabolic in the US

>> No.17948583
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several million chinks have died to contain this, several million more will starve when china gets blacklisted from global trade

>> No.17948588

Hes right.
Just watch. Its peaking next week in italy and then its gonna decline fast.

>> No.17948593

yeah, because by the end of April almost everybody is infected

>> No.17948616

daily reminder that the stock market lost trillions because 150 people died from a meme virus

>> No.17948617

Elon musk is one of the most retarded rich people ever.
His entire ouvre is saying things that sound good but dont mean anything.
Hyperloop? literally would undermine all major cities and cause them to collapse. Not mentioning the fact that if there was one error and a car stopped there would be multiple casualities as they would dogpile upon eachother.

>> No.17948660

>literally would undermine all major cities and cause them to collapse
How come?

>> No.17948680

tesla gonna go bankrupt and he knows it

>> No.17948681

I’m disappointed. I’d love for him to be right but seems far too early to be making such an optimistic projection. Needs to stay in his lane- he knows his stuff but he’s no epidemiologists- few if any have been saying anything like this.

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lol, ok Elon

>> No.17948717

If u dig a hole under something it will collapse u dum head

>> No.17948754

China has a massive did surplus. They will become poor without exports, but not hungry

>> No.17948758

You really think they haven't thought of these and developed contingencies?

>> No.17948797


this will not age well

>> No.17948828

>If u dig a hole under something it will collapse u dum head
Then why hasn't Jew York City collapse yet from the weight of all the heebs?

>> No.17948838

He’s in bed with the chinese government what else do you expect him to say

>> No.17948974

Why have so many people totally needlessly exposed themselves as retards over this pandemic.

>> No.17948990

anyone else think it'd be funny if he died of coronavirus? not that i want it to happen, just if it did i'd have myself a wee chuckle

>> No.17949026

>china gets blacklisted from global trade
reddit tier fantasy brah

>> No.17949050

lmao holy shit, I'm with him 100% on being anti-Rona craziness, but that's a reckless prediction. Hope he's right.

>> No.17949076

Elon knows how to gamble, watch and learn zoomers

>> No.17949079

He should just take the Tesla factory and make it a ventilator factory, as Ackman the Madman said.

>> No.17949090

You're legitimate retards. The plan was to dig several miles below ground. That won't cause a building to collapse you low IQ dipshits.

>> No.17949100
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Chad Elon

Rather Elon than that Virgin "World Citizen" idiot, (((Michael "I'm a god" Dell)))

>> No.17949132
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This shit is literally the flu
The reaction the world is having is a giant fucking scam
I already had Corona several months ago
I was sick for 1-2 weeks
Everyone at my work was tested recently and told the same
We're all immune
Shits the fucking flu and it's mostly already passed
Whole world is losing their minds

>> No.17949154

If you dont get him to mars faster, ur fukken out

>> No.17949158

>it's the russians!
>it's the russians!
>it's the russians!
>it's the russians!
>it's the chinese!
t. not a kike

>> No.17949164

He will have to nuke the US for that to be possible.

>> No.17949172

You are aware there is more than one strain of coronavirus, right?

>> No.17949191

Fake news
This shit is the fucking flu

>> No.17949199

It's a Chinese bioweapon to take out Trump

>> No.17949222

>highly contagious
>0 new cases
So it just magically disappears without a trace? Sounds like a meme virus

>> No.17949234

I work in healthcare and you're a maximum retard

>it's mostly already passed
Numbers are starting to increase exponentially you dummy

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He believes China when they say they have no new cases


>> No.17949268

You're a fucking idiot
This shits been around for way longer than you think

>> No.17949275

no, he's npc in the game

>> No.17949287

I live in Illinois and had Coronavirus in January. Shit has been around for a long time.

>> No.17949319

He's right
If it starts getting too bad we will get shut down just like China

>> No.17949336

He's right though. He isn't a schizo like you.

>> No.17949367

Those Chinese numbers are absolute bullshit.

>> No.17949375

>No new cases! Time to open everything back up
>Hire people
>COOF COOF two weeks later
>Here's another 3 month quarantine!
No. This will last well into September.

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yeah, I love when anyone points this out you get like 5-6 media-addicts who have to chirp in with their "I WORK IN MEDICARE AND MY UNCLE LIVES IN ITALY, AND ACTUALLY WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE" as if this shit hasn't already literally been proven to be a slightly stronger flu

It's over folks, let's get back to drumpfft = Russia news and Bernie is BAD news

>> No.17949493

You know there's more than one strain of Flu?

>> No.17949502

That image is going right into my cringe compilation: April edition

>> No.17949543

He wants to save his stock... if the Tesla stock keeps dropping Tesla will be bankrupt soon

>> No.17949550

You do realize the human race has a fucking immune system that's been fighting this type of shit off for thousands of years?
Zoom zoom

>> No.17949615

If he was worried about bankruptcy he'd just make ventilators and guarantee that the government bails him out. He really believes it's nothing.

>> No.17949652

Everyone's locked up at home and if they are not they're all wearing face masks so there's basically zero chance for infection.

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That's very disappointing but he has a lot going on inside China so there's always the possibility that he just said "Yes" to not risk Tesla's future.

I don't see how anyone could believe China's official numbers. That ITALY has more deaths than China.

The outbreak happened during the Chinese new year. China quarantined what, one city? A little more? There's no way the virus is not running amok in the countryside, infecting millions (no healthcare in those areas and a lot of superstition).

>> No.17949684

Meaning there is a bunch of people with no immunity waiting to be infected when they start going out again in a few weeks.

>> No.17949741


Arab Uncle Taleb is based.

Fuck Gaylon Cuusk

>> No.17949763

anyone know how i can physically fuck my chainlinks?

>> No.17949783

>China quarantined what, one city? A little more? There's no way the virus is not running amok in the countryside, infecting millions (no healthcare in those areas and a lot of superstition).
Its likely that it's a mix of number fudging, totalitarian quarantine efforts, Uighur slave labors churning out medical supplies, and pure dumb luck.

>> No.17949799

>Immunity against the flu
Kek. I'm in Europe now and not even in a country that's massively impacted, just 500 cases but we have a total lockdown. No free movement, most shops closed, schools closed, no taxis, everyone must wear a face mask or face a heavy fine. This won't be coming back after few months.

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>inb4 scuba-diving incident 2.0

>> No.17949819


It's always


Why is it never "I'm a doctor and..."? I don't think a post-wall Stacy who changes bedsheets for a living is an expert on virology.

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>> No.17949869

You must not use twitter enough. MDs are the most insufferable midwits on there.

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this is now a salt mining thread

>> No.17949874


spotted the faggot that bought Tesla at 700. Just wait a few years bro.

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>What's a subway

>> No.17949968

>We want the chink audience

>> No.17949983

why is there a certain type of person that is so fearful of Corona not being as bad as we originally expected? shouldn't we all be trying to be optimistic about this?

is it because they will look like a fool if it's mostly stalled by May? They already bought 1,000 rolls of toilet paper or something? very weird to see these types of people post on /biz/, it's as if they're way too heavily invested in consuming news or read too much ZeroHedge and think that allows them to type shit like "THE DOCTORS IN ITALY ARE SAYING THIS VIRUS WILL LAST FOR THE NEXT DECADE" and other retarded trash hearsay they read on MSNBC

>> No.17950001

Based autist, sees a logarithmic trend and believes it with all his heart.

I can't hate him for this, he is genuinely autismo and likes graphs. Finding out someone would LIE about STATISTICS is like a child finding out santa isnt real. Poor guy :c

>> No.17950043

Retarded happeningfags neets got nothing going on for them. They can't wait for the apocalypse

>> No.17950098

The whole thing is a fucking scam so the kike Mnucian can get his 9 rounds of bail outs. Once they get it you will see things rocket up like you’ve never seen before.

>> No.17950138

Society is seemingly suicidal and the vast majority simply WANT something to happen, ANYTHING. They beg and plead of for a new holocaust or black death but when it doesn't happen they simply go looking for another.

>> No.17950172

Nah you have just been on 4chan too long with its constant happenings, that result into nothing burgers.

>> No.17950230

a big sewer with trains

>> No.17950363


by which point there will already be a basket of options when it comes to anti viral drugs. Many already approved.
and a few vaccines will be done and mass produced by summer.

Sorry happeningfag, but it's not happening. You got tricked by the jews. you slipped up. They figured you autistic virgins out and got you playing along. pathetic. you really lost your edge.

>> No.17950395


Honestly fuck this guy. "Funding secured" how is this guy not in jail but Martin Shkreli is for, what, making prank statements about boomer politicians? Fuck our bullshit scam criminal justice system.

>> No.17950407

There will be no cure. Cope.

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>> No.17950432

Underrated post

>> No.17950461


No cure for your virginity

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>> No.17950477

yea Foreskin

>> No.17950480

LOL this. This faggot made a deal with the devil somewhere. Hope the debt crisis breaks him and reveals the scam to anyone to dumb to see it now.

>> No.17950494

Exactly. there's no fucking way he believes this.

>> No.17950528


>> No.17950531

I am NOT an Arab. Gabish?

>> No.17950545

as much as I like him, someone please go and tell Elon to go easy on the right wing red pills

>> No.17950569

>based elon dumping tesla at the exact time i can afford to pump it

God I fucking love this dude

>> No.17950571

I have 16 bodies in the last 2 years, keep projecting

>> No.17950609


why do you feel the need to prove that to me exactly?

face it happeningfags got played by the media they are so proud of thinking they are above.

>> No.17950664

Yuup. They've been fake from the start.

>> No.17950672

Lol, I thought he was supposed to be smart?

>> No.17950700

Actually most of his wealth is in the form of loans backed by shares posted as collateral. If the shares go down, he needs to post more shares.

>> No.17950711

Also not true but good try

>> No.17950809

fucking this. I can envision these faggots literally shaking in their quarantine cuck sheds every second of the day waiting for the big corona to come ass fuck their lungs into oblivion.

>> No.17950822

It is infact you who is an idiot sir. Corona viruses have probably been around for longer then human species. But this is just a group of viruses, some variants cause cold, some only infect bats etc... So far corona virus in humans has been pretty harmless because the strain we dealt with was around with us for so long it adapted to us and we to it. No parazyte wants to kill the host. However what you are looking at rn is a novel strain, unadapted, we have no antibodies because this shit only infected animals before. It is 30c more lethat then flu and less lethal then SARS, but more contagious, which makes it worse. Sars could have never done this.

>> No.17950866

Yeah I'm taking a month long cruise tomorrow, fuck the fear who's with me!

>> No.17950898

He had to prove it was safe to get a permit

Have you heard of brakes?

>> No.17951053

Elon says retarded shit on twitter all the time.

>> No.17951311

seconded about it being under rated

>> No.17951405

He says it'll end by April. There wont be any new cases by April. I think he's right. Once half the people are infected, you can't get reinfected unless you're some /pol/ retard who thinks virus gets reinfected or stays in you.

>> No.17951429

Is elonbit.com legit?

>> No.17951492

china is still getting new cases, so no, your retarded
If you do quaratine now, you delay mass infections until later this yearm or when you lift the quaratine. or if its not severe enough, you have a constant rate of infection
besides which many experts think multiple waves will happen
Hong Kong, Singapore are now experiencing a second wave, like most of east asia over the past week

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The dude worked on Paypal, drove Electric car development by leaps and bounds, and created a company that reuses rockets.

Literally everything he's doing is to push him closer to his vision of creating his Mars colony. He's a goddamned hero, visionary, and pioneer.

Realize that your mindset would also prevent the crypto world from getting to where it is now.

>> No.17951874

I just went all in on the cruise lines, this is all a Jewish hoax.

>> No.17951882

Cases lag by over two weeks. The US hasn't even begun lockdowns, just stopped businesses while everyone coofs at the beach instead. Pandemics don't just come and go, it takes at least a year to build up immunity. You are coping.

>> No.17951918

whats a sewer

>> No.17951965


Ok you squid ink eating Levantine, have it your way

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a hyperloop to enable lumps of shit and Pic Related to travel quickly from one part of a city to another. Elon got the idea while hocking on his cludgie, wondering where his shit went

>> No.17952105

That's literally impossible this guy is outing himself as a massive fucking retard right now

>> No.17952166

Yeah but if half the U.S. population gets infected that quickly, hospitals will be overwhelmed and death rates/social costs will be worse. That will probably harm markets for a while.

>> No.17952427

I am God. You are dumb. meme virus goes away next week. Check these numerals, fags.

>> No.17952454

The tunnels are deep and quite narrow, if they are properly reinforced it shouldn't be an issue.

>> No.17952463

Lol he's probably some male nurse.

>> No.17952491

Fucking kek

>> No.17952498

ok elon

>> No.17952536

Well it's not impossible.
>Lock everyone inside of their houses including emergency services
>Lock hospital workers and patients inside the hospital
>Wait one month
>Only allowed to leave if confirmed negative test or recovery
China is probably the only country that could get away with that though desu

>> No.17953297

you know that we have no immunnity to it?

>> No.17953339

Musk has been promising a full self driving update to Tesla by next year for like 5 years running, and people still swallow whatever he says.