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>> No.17941874

just dump already

>> No.17941875
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first for bears

>> No.17941887

>>17941860
>delusional edition

>> No.17941890
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first for butthurt commie discord raiders

>> No.17941895

Post more bobos.

>> No.17941897

>Wanting to invest this time last week
>Still haven't got full control over the account
>Now waiting on a corona-infested office to process my docs
Will it drop tomorrow? If It spikes up before Friday, I'm fucked.

>> No.17941899

Where the crabchads at?

>> No.17941908

You missed the bottom.

>> No.17941907
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>> No.17941909
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17941909

Guy who doesn't really come here often here. When am I buying back in? I'm holding a bunch of cash right now. Just gonna buy ETFs and stuff.

>> No.17941913
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17941913

>mfw he tells me he bought SPY calls

>> No.17941914

>>17941860
Im so fucking excited I got in near the bottom. I just invested $10K on stock LETS FUCKING GO

>> No.17941918
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>>17941875
based

>> No.17941924
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>TQQQ

>> No.17941926

>>17941908
>Implying this is anyone near the bottom.

>> No.17941929
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17941929

What are you going to buy at the bottom?

Also, fuck tripfags

>> No.17941934

>>17941909
Now.
It would be fun to see you to lose everything

>> No.17941937

>>17941913
What if I tell her about my SPY puts instead?

>> No.17941944

>>17941929
VTSAX

>> No.17941945

>>17941929
fORD

>> No.17941947

>>17941860
Cute op pic!

>> No.17941957

>>17941909
Buying back in is the dangerous part. Historically the biggest dips have been at what people have thought would be the bottom. Personally I'm all in cash as well, and I'm not buying in until we get confirmed news that the caramba virus is in recession and well controlled.

>> No.17941959

>>17941929
Defense contractors

>> No.17941970

>>17941908
right now I'm mostly holding cheapies with some cash to buy into SQQQ during tomorrow's pump

if this is actually the bottom I'm pretty well set up, if it isn't I'll make it up with SQQQ gainz

>> No.17941971
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>>17941875
reporting in

>> No.17941972

Explain to me why it wont just drop again tomorrow like after the last crab day.

>> No.17941975

>>17941929
boeing, delta, maybe another oil stock but I'm already in RDS.A.

>> No.17941977

>>17941957
CHINA VIRUS IT IS THE FUCKING CHINA VIRUS

>> No.17941976

>>17941945
>just suspended their dividend, the only reason investors owned them.
Yikes

>> No.17941978

>>17941794
If you think about it, it makes a lot of sense for drug companies to go all out to help in the fight against coronavirus. If we consider (1) that coronavirus is supposed to disproportionately kill those with pre-existing illnesses, and (2) that those with pre-existing illnesses are the ones responsible for driving profits on expensive prescription drugs, if the drug companies sit by idly and do nothing to help, then all of their best customers will die.

>> No.17941980

>>17941929
Some $10 TSLA will be nice in a couple months

>> No.17941983

>>17941914
feels good, cashed out my 401k last week before it dropped further and put it all in SPCE at 17 dollars. Down a little but since this is the bottom we should see SPCE at 40+ dollars in short order.

>> No.17941984

wtf did i miss the bottom?

>> No.17941985

>>17941972
Because we have reached the literal bottom

>> No.17941986

>>17941929

Most blue chips that aren't boeing tier shit management. Just gotta wait for this flu season to blow over.

>> No.17941989

>>17941929
all in silver call options

>> No.17941996

>>17941947
cute post

>> No.17942000
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>>17941937

>> No.17942004

From last thread:
Whats the difference between tvix and vixy/vixm and is there any possibility they go up the same path

>> No.17942009

>>17941978
One of the most cynical things I’ve read today.

>> No.17942012
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17942012

How long would you guys say it will take to recover? I'm betting on 1 year, no net difference but feasible profit for me.

>> No.17942013

>>17941890
I'm not buthurt. I am about to be rich, lol.

>> No.17942014

A triple Batman
Can be seen forming on SPY
We red tomorrow

>> No.17942025

>>17942004
read the prospectus nigger

>> No.17942031

>>17941913
brown amy poehler

>> No.17942032

>>17941929
TSLA calls

>> No.17942042
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>>17941890
Seems like we're being raided by trannie, commie discord bobos

>> No.17942051

>>17941959
Yes.

>> No.17942054
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Seeing NRZ and O reduced by half and trying to decide which one I want to DCA on, or scoop up some GUSH or USO for a quick flip (already have a September call on it, but figured with the volatility on it I may as well play a hand). Thoughts?

>> No.17942060
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What do triple Batman's indicate for TA?

>> No.17942061
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>>17941929
oil

>> No.17942064
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17942064

bros i blew my load too early

>> No.17942063

>>17942042
Just chinese shills mad about their country spawning this shitty chinese virus.

>> No.17942067

>>17942042
>bobos
That would require them actually holding positions and being in the market. They're just disinfo shills.

>> No.17942070

>implying tomorrow won't be red
>implying anyone wants to hold over the weekend in this market

>> No.17942072

Retard here.

Is there a cure or not?

>> No.17942074

>>17941914

Nowhere near the bottom

>> No.17942080

are we getting raided by /ptg/ again?

>> No.17942089

>>17942072
wishful thinking no concrete proof that it works

>> No.17942090
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>> No.17942092

>>17942074
>>17941914
I'd say get out while you can. We will probably hit 2000 S&P 500

>> No.17942094

Imagine being a commie in 2020

>> No.17942095

>>17942072
>bee fair
Don't tell me what to do you stupid fuck

>> No.17942096
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17942096

holy shit almost had a heart attack, must've fat fingered 10 instead of 1 when buying contracts, sold them back for $150 gain

>> No.17942097

Watch the S&P close today. Anything around 2400-2350 is a good indication as to what friday will be like.

>> No.17942099

>>17942072
No
>>17942080
Yes

>> No.17942105

>>17942072
Nigga this is the /biz/ thread. Coronavirusgeneral is in pol bruh

>> No.17942113

>>17942080
Yeppers. You can't tell from the anime posting?

>> No.17942114

>>17942012

Best case june, trump's case august, worst case 2020 is just going to be a giant bloodbath and 2021 everything returns to the norm.

>> No.17942123
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>> No.17942125

How hard is the short squeeze gonna be tomorrow?

>> No.17942129

>>17942094
I cant imagine this, sorry.

>> No.17942132

>>17942072
chloroquine has very good studies and they're doing more tests.

>> No.17942136

>>17942125

its gonna be legendary

>> No.17942137

>>17942072
No. You can’t “cure” a virus, once the virus hijacks your cell to produce another copy of itself, the viral DNA is already apart of you. Yes, you can suppress it’s effects and symptoms but you can’t get rid of it.

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>>17942125
Today was the short squeeze, sweaty.

>> No.17942151

>>17942114
The actual worst case is Nikkei style lost decade.

>> No.17942159

>>17942123
thank you money machine man

>> No.17942164

>>17942072
Nope, you'll be a retard forever. Enjoy.

>> No.17942167

>>17941913
i did. SPY is going to spike after congress gets the bailout shit passed this weekend

>> No.17942171
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>>17942060
6 more months of bat flu

>> No.17942173

>>17942105
>using nigger vernacular
4channel is a Hispanic website nigger

>> No.17942182

>>17942167
>Thinking its not already priced in, as it whizzes through with bipartisan approval.

>> No.17942185
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32 year old german teen latest victim, this virus is killing everyone not just boomer geezers.

https://www.welt.de/vermischtes/article206504969/Coronavirus-13-Todesfaelle-in-Bayern-Alle-Karten-zur-Ausbreitung.html

>> No.17942191

>>17942173
based and muttpilled

>> No.17942194

>>17941978
>>17942009
Honestly... one of the many things that occurred to my early on was that if this kills off a lot of the people with lung cancer that could be really bad for Merck, and if it kills off a lot of people with diabetes, that could really hurt Lilly.

>> No.17942198
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17942198

>tfw my friends and family went all in on Boeing, airlines, and cruise lines last week

>> No.17942204

>>17942137
Plenty of viruses get completely cycled out of your body because infected cells generally die (so that they can spread the virus in your body). Some don't though and just get kept in check like HIV/Chickenpox, but a majority will completely go away.

>> No.17942205

>>17942151

I'm just saying for this little flu thing we have going on. Doubt fed will overstep their boundaries and go full BOJ, I'd see them send us into negative rates territory and we get massive QE+bailouts from the white house.

>> No.17942206

>>17942185
>32 yr old teen
But that's us!!

>> No.17942207

>>17942150
ah yes the 0.00% short squeeze

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>>17942185
>32 year old german teen

>> No.17942213

>>17942185
>32 year old
>Teen

>> No.17942215

>>17942198
LMFAO

>> No.17942217

>>17942072
yes and its not breaking news thsi shit was discovered by the chinks 2 months ago i dont know why this is just going mainstream now

>> No.17942220

>>17942198

if they are looking for long term investments its not a bad idea

>> No.17942221

>>17942185
>32 isn't a boomer geezer

>> No.17942226

>>17942185
Probably a dark skinned "German". So far there is no evidence that this virus is killing white people.

>> No.17942227

Now that we know it's literally just a flu which can easily be controlled, is it time to re-invest heavily in the market before the prices rise too much?

>> No.17942230

>>17942185
>32 year old teen
Mild kek

>> No.17942231

>>17942150
Wow she looks pretty as a girl

>> No.17942234

>>17942173
Jajajajajaja nigga stfu and prepare for the dick you are going to take in the market next week.
And 4chan is hispanic cuz america is turning hispanic. Its a sad state of affairs. Id rather not think about it.

>> No.17942235
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WHAT CHEAPIES DO I BUY??????

>> No.17942242

Guys, Coronachan has chosen me. Gonna be off work for a while staring at this screen. Any tips on when I should buy in? A drop in Vix maybe?

>> No.17942244

>>17942235
XOM
AMD
AAPL
INTC
MSFT
USO

>> No.17942245

>>17941959
amd
amazon
oil

>> No.17942246

can you go dark mode on investing.com?
shit's fucking blinding me

>> No.17942247
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>>17942061
Avatarfags aren’t much better sweaty.
>>17942054
In very tempted by NRZ but this seems like a great time for cutting divvys and failing to pay your mortgages.
>>17942123
God bless Jerome!!

>> No.17942250

Crisis over? Fuck bearbros what do we do?

>> No.17942253

>>17942227
More "just a flu bro" posting? Really? At this point? STILL?

>> No.17942255

So let me guess
Planet fatness is not going down anymore despite the quarantine because it reached it's value mark?

>> No.17942257

>>17942231
what about as a boy

>> No.17942258

>>17942235
DOW Puts are on sale

>> No.17942260

>>17942246
Dark Reader extension

>> No.17942263
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>> No.17942265

>>17942012
wow look at that dog haha :D

>> No.17942266

Bobros.... They just found a cure... we're fucked, aren't we?

>> No.17942273

>>17942250
be bull

>> No.17942275
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17942275

go WEN

>> No.17942276

>>17942255
The CEO had a huge buyback

>> No.17942281

>can't buy options until my deposit clears

thanks webull

any good inverse etfs I could buy into instead?

>> No.17942282

>>17942266
Link cure fag, do it now!

>> No.17942287

>>17942282
chloroquine, come on senpai stay informed.

>> No.17942289

The FEMA stream is going to be mainly bearish news, right?

>> No.17942291

Just sold all of my SQQQ before it tanks to nothing... bobros, it's over.

>> No.17942297

Someone give me a quick rundown on what Trump said today?

>> No.17942298

>>17942266
No they didn't. The only cure for a virus is a vaccine, and even then SARS has ADE which fucks a vaccine up

>> No.17942303
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KO down 7% while the rest of the market flatlines

>> No.17942304
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>>17942231
Makes you wonder what she’d look like if she wore makeup and ate meat.

>> No.17942306

>>17941983
So what are are your taxes owed and fees going to be? Why didn’t you just reallocate and rebalance you funds?

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>>17942226

>> No.17942313

>>17942287
I thought it was serious for a moment, good shitpost anon.

>> No.17942315

>>17942150
>He doesn't know about the quad witching

Every short position on index futures, index options, stock options and stock futures that expires ITM tomorrow is getting exercised. What percentage of those do you think are already covered?

>> No.17942318

>>17942276
does this affect the stock long term in terms of the current crisis?

>> No.17942325

>>17942275
based
nice stock right there

>> No.17942326

>>17942287
Oh yea. I thought it just helped not that it cured it?

>> No.17942332

>>17942297
He just rambled a bit and le btfo xd a reporter to distract his dumbfuck cult.

>> No.17942336

>>17942306
you can sell your portfolio and not cash out.

>> No.17942338
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>>17941874
*snibs you*
>>17941875
*snib*
>>17941890
*snibs u*
>>17941907
*snibs* haha
>>17941913
*snib*
>>17941929
*snibbening*
>>17941971
*snibs*
>>17942000
*snibs you*
>>17942042
*snib snib*
>>17942061
*snib*
>>17942072
*snibedy snabedy*
>>17942090
*snib*
>>17942123
*snibs you*
>>17942150
*snib snib*
>>17942171
*snib*
>>17942185
*snib snab*
>>17942198
*snib snab*
>>17942257
*snibs you*
>>17942273
*snibs you again* haha
>>17942275
*snib*
>>17942282
*snibs you* stop running away
>>17942303
*snib*
>>17942310
haha *snib*

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>>17942310
it's an AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEment!!!

>> No.17942342

>>17941983
SPCE has no business model that SpaceX doesn't do better. It's an idiot trap.

>> No.17942343

>>17942235
AMD
weed stocks
silver

>> No.17942347

>>17941913
Why the fuck did she look so mad the entire conference?

>> No.17942346

>>17942298
I'm just being pedantic but vaccines prevent viruses, they don't cure them

>> No.17942348
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>>17942315
quad fucking the bears

>> No.17942350

Boy I bet all those companies are glad they did so many buybacks. Can't imagine a better use for the money right now.

>> No.17942352

>>17942297
Basically, fuck China.

>> No.17942353

>>17942338
based

>> No.17942354
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17942354

>>17942198
>tfw I started dipping into those exact equities today
Not much, couple hundred each into BA, AAL, DAL, and CCL

>> No.17942355

>>17942338
based

>> No.17942358
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Guys.... why are we hard crabbing? Is a crash about to happen???

>> No.17942362
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>>17942185
>32 year old german teen

>> No.17942364

>>17942253
New case / death rates are being controlled pretty much everywhere except USA. Yanks will put stricter measures in place soon, and the numbers will start to drop there too. It's a big ol' nothingburger

>> No.17942365

>>17942338
based

>> No.17942367

Accumulate REFR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p08ChZVGBow

>> No.17942368

God, I hate tripfaggots. Almost as much as discord trannies, but not quite.

>> No.17942370

>>17942332
>cult
Imagine being a reddit commie "liberal" in the current year. Must suck to have 80 iq, huh?

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>>17942291
Ngmi baka tbqh senpai

>> No.17942378

>>17942343
Weed stocks are no bueno bro

>> No.17942391
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17942391

>>17942338

>> No.17942393

>>17942352
no progress on anything?

We staying bear?

>> No.17942398

>>17942310
wtf I really want open borders and to give all my money and guns to brown invaders now.

>> No.17942400

>>17942368
you can filter them you know

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>>17942247
On one hand that did occur to me, but O (at least) is about the most solid of the real estate stocks. KO has taken an almost good enough hit to open up a position in I think. Timing the bottom is pretty hard for anything right now so I'm casually shopping as the discounts get so low.

>> No.17942406

>>17942364
Well I hope you are right, it could mutate.

>> No.17942410

>>17942185
32 y/o “Asian” teen maybe?

>> No.17942414

Considering that tomorrow is triple witching, meaning green, should I just eat my losses and get out SQQQ/SPXU? I'm 17% down on both

>> No.17942416

>>17942364
I'm not convinced. Americans are more skeptical of the government than any of the other countries because of muh freedoms.

>> No.17942417

>>17942303
I bought!
Apparently some of their bottlers are having capital problems?

>> No.17942426

What to hold overnight?

>> No.17942428

>>17942313
>>17942326
https://www.mediterranee-infection.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Hydroxychloroquine_final_DOI_IJAA.pdf

"Six patients were asymptomatic, 22 had upper respiratory tract infection symptoms and eight
had lower respiratory tract infection symptoms.
Twenty cases were treated in this study and showed a significant reduction of the viral
carriage at D6-post inclusion compared to controls, and much lower average carrying duration
than reported of untreated patients in the literature. Azithromycin added to
hydroxychloroquine was significantly more efficient for virus elimination. " It's something.

>> No.17942430

>>17942370
They are taught to hate themselves from birth. Its quite sad actually, if you think about it.

>> No.17942434

>>17942426

cash

>> No.17942439

>>17942414
Sure. Just buy back into some positions at EOD tomorrow.

>> No.17942442

>>17942426
Puts. of everything.
Friday will be the biggest crash of the century.

>> No.17942441

CRAB MARKET
CRAB MARKET
MOVE LIKE CRAB
LOOK LIKE MARKET

>> No.17942447

>>17942426
Come back and ask us that in two (2) hours, bby.

>> No.17942449

>>17942263
hot

>> No.17942450

>>17942428
I hope the side effects for that crap dont suck.

>> No.17942452

>>17942426
Cash, preferably in USD

>> No.17942453

>>17942428
Why the hell would an antibiotic help with a virus?

>> No.17942456

it's a good day to be an AMRN chad
it's a good day to be a HEXO chad

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>>17942338

>> No.17942458

>>17942338
holy fucking based

>> No.17942465

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO BUY PLEASE
I'M ON THE VERGE OF HOMELESS AND NEED SOMETHING TO HELP ME WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER AND MY LANDLORD IS ALLOWED TO EVICT AGAIN

>> No.17942471

>wanted to buy solvay at 60 euros
>already at 75

fuck you guys

>> No.17942473

>>17942185
>ctrl + f "32"
>no finds
Uhm? Sir?
Excuse

>> No.17942477

>>17942465
definitely not SNSS

>> No.17942478

>>17942465
VTSAX

>> No.17942479

>>17942097
>Anything around 2400-2350 is a good indication as to what friday will be like.

what did he mean by this?

>> No.17942480
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https://brrr.money/

>> No.17942483

>>17942453
Because you get bacterial pneumonia cause it fucks your immune system and lung cell linings up.

>> No.17942488

Of course -- Glassman over at JP doesn't want congress to send money to individual Americans, he wants them instead to write a multi-trillion dollar bail-out check to the major banks.

There's simply not enough blood in the streets if this happens.

>> No.17942490

>>17942471
So yesterday was the bottom of this decade...crazy

>> No.17942492
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>>17942465
Buy a bullet and rent a gun

>> No.17942502

>>17942465
Oh and beyond VTSAX buy some technical training in a field that will get you a good, steady job

>> No.17942506

>>17942465
Delta Airlines, American Airlines, Bank of America, AMD and Bitcoin.

>> No.17942507

>>17942338
Unbelievably based

>> No.17942514

>>17942304
You mean ate my meat nom nom nom haha!

>> No.17942515

Damn the market is truly dead today.

>> No.17942517

>>17942465
Gun, take someone else's shit.

>> No.17942518

>>17942465
Dont buy anything retard

>> No.17942520

>>17942336
Yes, but the anon I was asking posted they cashed out. Just wonder why people think this is a good idea.

>> No.17942531

What kind of market is this? I mean what the fuck? It's going up and down, up and down, up and then back down.

>> No.17942534

>>17942426
a qt girl

>> No.17942535

>>17942338
absolutely based

>> No.17942537

>Wall to wall autism of people who are illiterate on stonks.
I fucking hate this entire board....

>> No.17942539

>>17942428
>it's the french cure
I thought this one was declared invalid?

>> No.17942542

>>17942531
see
>>17942338

>> No.17942543

S&P to 2450, then short

>> No.17942549

>>17942531
Pig market.
Pigs, rise up

>> No.17942551

>>17942406
>could mutate

Sci-fi nonsense

>>17942416
They'll change once they see the death rate continue to rise exponentially

>> No.17942552

>>17942338
kek

>> No.17942553

>>17942343
AMD isn't cheap dude

>> No.17942565

>>17942338
supremely based

>> No.17942564

>>17942531
Clown market; But seriously this is either a bullrun or the beginnings of the bulltrap.

>> No.17942568

>>17942531
a reason why every pro trader doesn't touch this shit. this is a the new casino right now.

>> No.17942569

Fed will let USA burn to crisp before they allow DOW to fall below 20000

>> No.17942572

MMM looks like it wants to make a move up

>> No.17942574

>>17942291
weak hands

>> No.17942576
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anyone who thinks this is the bottom... I have news for you...

>> No.17942579

>>17942551
>viruses mutating is sci-fi nonsense

Please tell me you are actually joking

>> No.17942582
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17942582

>>17942531
You're getting /CLAW'd/

>> No.17942583

>>17942338
(You)

>> No.17942584

The best part about this economic and health crisis causing Trump to lose in November isn't even going to be the delicious irony of watching the MIGA cultists throw a tantrum, but rather the opportunity to drive them all off this site and back to Facebook and reddit where they came from when they mistook memes for genuine support of a Zionist fraud. Every board, every thread, will instantly see a rise in IQ and quality of posting.

>> No.17942586

>>17942537
t. investing.com commenter

>> No.17942587
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17942587

NOOOOOOOOOO I MISSED THE BOTTOM

>> No.17942589

>>17942539
This was fairly recently introduced. Not many studies have been done yet. It's possible yet this paper was just released March 17.

>> No.17942591
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17942591

>>17942531
snib snab

>> No.17942592

>>17942569
it fell to around 19100 yesterday bro

>> No.17942593

>>17942551
Viruses mutate bruh. Its not scifi nonsense. It could mutate to an asymptomatic version that slows the spread or it could get more deadly.

>> No.17942594

>>17942587
>

>> No.17942595

>>17942587
I bought so much xtz btc eth bnb and ogn imma be fukin rich desu

>> No.17942598

>>17942543
we are never, ever, going under 2430 again
platinum-titanium alloy support

>>17942572
MMM will move up forever

>> No.17942603
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>>17942531
Crab.

>> No.17942609
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>>17942480
>ass

>> No.17942610
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17942610

BROS WE DID IT

WE'VE HIT THE BOTTOM AND IT'S ONLY UP FROM HERE

>> No.17942613

>>17942587
it will run into close tomorrow

>> No.17942612

remember to buy sqqq at 24 :^)

>> No.17942615

I’m getting raped so bad today I refuse to even look at my brokerage account.

>> No.17942616

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jFTzhdZF4

>> No.17942622

Hmm yup I'm thinking based

>> No.17942625

SQQQ is making me real nervous but I'm staying strong

>> No.17942626

BUY GRUPO AVAL THEY OWN 80% OF COLOMBIA AND THE STOCK IS MAD CHEAP

>> No.17942627

>>17942610
>he didn't expect a dead cat bounce after yesterday's drop

Oh nononoonononono

>> No.17942629

>>17942610
>

>> No.17942630
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>>17942556
Unironically this. Peak panic is in the rear view mirror.

>> No.17942638

>>17942537
Give us a tip
Just the tip

>> No.17942639

>all the new options trading clowns getting snibbed on
based

>> No.17942641

>>17942609
b r e h

>> No.17942646
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17942646

back and rising to new all time ATH:s

>> No.17942648

>>17942398
Nice strawman you have there, it'd be a shame if you were burnt upon it :^)

>> No.17942652
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17942652

>>17942553
Right now it is.

>> No.17942658

>>17942630
KEK. WAIT UNTIL THE ARMY COMES INTO NYC. This is only beggining

>> No.17942662

>>17942263
brainwashed bitch has terminal case of TDS

>> No.17942664

>>17942579
>>17942593
Viruses mutate all the time, but those mutations barely ever make it more deadly

>> No.17942665
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DO I HAVE TO COVER??!!

>>17942609
Kinda hot desu

>>17942514
Guro and vore fetishes do not belong in /biz/

>> No.17942666

>>17942658
NOOOOOO NOT THE BLACKERINOS

>> No.17942669
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17942669

about to get some very cheap SQQQ jejeje

>> No.17942667

PUMP IT JEROME

>> No.17942670

>>17942610
I wanna see a double bottom first before I go all-in.

>> No.17942676

>>17942625
You are not supposed to hold SQQQ retard
Buy at under 25 then sell right away when it hits above 25
It's not much but it's honest work

>> No.17942677

>>17942338
I want it to dump but this is pretty based

>> No.17942680
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>> No.17942681

>>17942664
Have fun predicting what mutations will happen. For all we know this virus could already have multiple strains

>> No.17942683

>>17942627
Yesterday was an up day considering what should have happened. I don’t even know what kind of insane shit the fed is doing now. Imagine what’s going to happen to the S&P starts shedding companies left and right

>> No.17942684

>>17942584
if retard blog posters like you stay how will the quality of posts increase?

>> No.17942687

>>17942584
Okay Shareblue

>> No.17942689
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17942689

So I spent all the cash I could on investment.

I have 0.19 cents left. What are some dope penny stocks, smg?

>> No.17942690

>>17942625
bruh dont even worry lol everyone here says tomorrow is green. MEANING TOMORROW IS RED

>> No.17942691

>>17942676
I was waiting for $28

>> No.17942693

>>17942531
It is called "causes of the 2020 great depression".

>> No.17942699

>>17942683
>I don’t even know what kind of insane shit the fed is doing now.
They're only delaying the inevitable. Soon they'll completely run out of ammo and they'll give up. Or run out of ink

>> No.17942701

>>17942378
why?

>> No.17942705

i bought puts at the mid so im kinda annoyed seeing a negative return, but they're far out and will print next week so its okay.

>> No.17942713

>>17942691
It hit that at open, why didn't you sell?

>> No.17942716

>>17942689
HMNY

>> No.17942718

>>17941860
>Bottom and recovery edition
Or just a short squeeze?

>> No.17942720

Predictions for Trump at the fema meeting?

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

Pump or Dump?

>> No.17942732

Day trading is a sin against God.

>> No.17942733

>>17942699
Tbh the scary thing is that they're barely even delaying it.

>> No.17942738

>>17942713
sold it for $30 the day before, I bought back in after it dipped back down to $25

>> No.17942739

>>17942713
IM NEW TO THIS I HAD NO HEDGES I JUST WANT TO STOP GETTING MY BULL POSITIONS BTFO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17942743

>>17942716
Hell yeah brother. Thanks.

>> No.17942745

My puts expire tomorrow and while im up in general today im -40%. Should i sell today or should i hold overnight and sell tomorrow?

>> No.17942754

>>17942658
It can go either direction, but one thing is for sure, the media will come up with a reason for the move one way or the other. The bear case is obvious and more of the same. If the market starts moving up it will be because "the government is getting it under control and the end is in sight" or some shit like that. I've just seen so many irrational moves and this looks like it could be a big one being setup.

>> No.17942756

>>17942732
How?

>> No.17942765

>>17942705
I'm in the same boat as you, fucking gay crab

>> No.17942766

>>17942338
Don't snib me or my wife's son ever again.

>> No.17942769

>>17942630
objects in the mirror are closer than they appear

>> No.17942773

>>17942681
>For all we know this virus could already have multiple strains

Sci-fi nonsense

>> No.17942776

>>17942732
based

>> No.17942777
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17942777

Guys, where to do you watch stock charts?
I am used to crypto exchanges providing nice tradingview charts with lot of features. Now I am trying to get into stocks and my broker provides only some ancient shit with almost no features and no real time data.

>> No.17942778

>>17942756
Because only Jews and faggots like my retarded brother who uses Cash App do day trading.
May God not have mercy on their souls.

>> No.17942780

>>17942745
In same boat, I'm gonna do what I typically do during these situations and just sell half

>> No.17942782

>>17942338
Based

>> No.17942788

>>17942756
Romans, Chapter 14, verse 23 says: “But whoever has doubts is condemned if he eats, because the eating is not from faith. For whatever does not proceed from faith is sin.”

When you intend to profit off negative speculation you are not proceeding with faith.

>> No.17942793

I want mommy Birx to vaccinate me.

>> No.17942794

>>17942745
Risk it for the bisquick

>> No.17942796

dumped my vxx call down 50%

>> No.17942805

I bet we could put ourselves in 2008 again and people on this board would still chant bottoms up boys let's go bulls
I don't know why our board is so cancerous

>> No.17942812

>>17942465
for short term:

end of day today buy SPY puts, end of day tomorrow buy SPY calls

also oil is spiking today

UUP is also decent play short term while everyone is running to cash

>> No.17942813

>>17942777
I just watch the major indexes and a few funds, this updates in real time
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/index/djia

>> No.17942814

>>17942773
Are you an idiot? There is already 3 known strain groups and almost 200 strains

>> No.17942815

>>17942777
Read the fucking OP, god I'm so tired of all you retards shitting up the threads

>> No.17942819

>>17942777
she has nice skin

>> No.17942820

>>17942812
>also oil is spiking today
Um what!?

>> No.17942822

>>17942777
just use tradingview

stockcharts.com are nice too but $

>> No.17942823

>>17942793
Is she on? Hook it up I need To hear her sweet voice.

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>>17942788

If Jesus Christ appeared to me in my room, I would choke up to death, cut his throat open, and masturbate with his blood.

>> No.17942830

Will the recovery differ between small-cap / mid-cap / large-cap? Should I continue splitting my investments equally between the three, or prioritise one of them?

>> No.17942837

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1240698029570547714?s=20 (embed)

Latest #coronavirus numbers for NYC:

- 3,615 positive cases (there were 1,871 last night)
- 22 fatalities
980 in Queens
976 in Manhattan
1030 in Brooklyn
436 in the Bronx
165 in Staten Island

As of last night: 554 people hospitalized
169 of those people in the ICU

>> No.17942845

>>17942805
They didn’t read the big short

>> No.17942851

BUY BUY GRUPO AVAL NOW THAT IS CHEAP THEY OWN 80% OF COLOMBIA AND ALSO THEY LAY DIVIDENDS

>> No.17942853

>>17942815
It's a boring crab day. Other than the excitement at opening, there's not much to do. Maybe tomorrow will be better.

>> No.17942860

>>17942793
>mommy
Shes like 65. more like granny

>> No.17942862

>>17942812
>SPY calls on friday evening
no way this can go wrong

>> No.17942871

>>17942822
>just use tradingview
NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT

>> No.17942876

>>17942837
>169 of those people in the ICU
How many beds left?

>> No.17942881

>>17942745
expire tomorrow then i would sell tomorrow morning or now. i think end of day today might drop and end of day tomorrow will go up. but thats just my gut feeling

>> No.17942883

>>17942813
>https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/index/djia
>>17942777
>updates in real time

no it doesn't. the only place you can find live ones for free is via google when you search the ticker. even Etrade where you can be investing 10s of thousands is 15 min delayed.

>> No.17942890

>>17942853
>It's a boring crab day
You're right, fuck this, I'm going to costco. Wish me luck, don't want the 'rona but I gotta eat.

>> No.17942891

>>17942824
Let he who is without edge stroke the first bone

>> No.17942899

>>17942793
>ywn melania and dr birx
:(

>> No.17942900

>>17942745
Sell now you fucking moron, they won't be worth 40% if you wait until day of expiration

>> No.17942907

>>17942812
>buying spy calls for the weekend
You dumb

>> No.17942912

>>17942815
I did, it mentions just tradingview I am aware of as you could see and finscreener which is kind of terrible

>> No.17942913

double top on dow, we go down now.

>> No.17942916

>>17942900
Unless there’s a crash tomorrow and they’re in the money (which is actually plausible)

>> No.17942917

>>17942900
can you explain please?

>> No.17942922

>>17942805
The majority of retards just react to whatever the current trend is. Here's what it comes down - do you think the current situation is going to get a lot worse, or not? I think the evidence is pretty clear

>> No.17942923
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https://www.marketwatch.com/story/market-behavior-a-century-ago-suggests-the-worst-could-be-over-for-stocks-if-not-for-the-coronavirus-pandemic-2020-03-19?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo

IT'S OVER BEARS

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>>17942338
holy based

>> No.17942927

>>17942862
congress is under extreme pressure to release lots of money to bail out businesses and keep america from becoming unemployed overnight due to every company going out of business. i think they will get something passed soon or they risk a literal nationwide chimpout of riots and anarchy coming up as the month ends and april 1 rolls around, and they know it

>> No.17942928

>>17942837
bullish

>> No.17942936

>>17942917
Theta decay, closer you get to expiration, the less your contract is worth, UNLESS it is in the money, then it contains intrinsic value
>>17942916
If they're in the money that's another story. Up to you.

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>>17942907
screencap and repost on monday we will see how is right, and who is dead

>> No.17942946

>>17942890
Wear disposable gloves anon.

>> No.17942947

>>17942923
>marketwatch setting up the bull trap
Unexpected.

>> No.17942948

>Passed on buying USO calls this morning
>Already up over 100%

>> No.17942950
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Why the fuck is it green!!!!! Italians are running out of pizza ovens for their dead, the US is underprepared why the hell are we green, and the Saudis are still on their oil jihad!!!

BEAR BROS ARE WE AT THE BOTTOM

>> No.17942955

>>17942923
LMAO. how delusional.

imagine basing your argument on stock market behaviors from 100 years ago. You have to be an idiot to not recognize it's a different world now

>> No.17942956

>>17942198
I did as well it blows! Every time i somehow pick the worst stocks to buy even when theyre big companies!

>> No.17942961

>>17942916
>>17942936
i got 3 different tickers, 2 of them are itm, one is not

>> No.17942963
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17942963

oil is going TO THE MOON

>> No.17942964

>>17942917
if you're out of the money tomorrow they'll be worthless

>> No.17942970

>>17942948
you still have plenty of time to ride the wave, buy it now it will double tomorrow

>> No.17942971

>>17941989
based and argentopilled

>> No.17942974

>>17942837
That's rookie numbers.

>> No.17942982
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>>17942950
Its only just begun

>> No.17942986

>>17942923
>if-not-for-the-coronavirus-pandemic

>> No.17942989

>>17942950
i told you fuckers yesterday and even this fucking morning you had time to listen

>> No.17942993

>>17942275
Just scooped some up even on this rally and already feeling good about it. Drive throughs are going to have a decent recovery, or at least help us tread water till this blows over. Then there profit actually starts

>> No.17942998

Someone make a new smg general

>> No.17943002

>>17942922
>Here's what it comes down - do you think the current situation is going to get a lot worse, or not? I think the evidence is pretty clear

Worse in what way? People dying is inconsequential. Business dying is. I don't think we can stop the former, but the Fed and gov't will move hell and heaven to prevent the latter.

Unless you think there's going to be a true systemic collapse.

>> No.17943004

Bros what if they pass the phase 3, one trillion dollar stimulus tomorrow
Is it over for bears?

>> No.17943013

>>17942739
>SQQQ
>bull
Nigger what. Just stop fucking trading.

>> No.17943021
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17943021

I have not yet a single book about investing in stocks.
Are there any good publications to read?
Preferably after 2008 too

>> No.17943027

>>17943004
More like over for the dollar kek

>> No.17943034

>>17942927
as long as news are bad enough it will still drop hard. call me a cuck but in these times I don't hold anything over the weekend

>> No.17943036

>>17942890
Just order it. Costco delivers on big orders, or get instacart to do it. Duh.

>>17942922
It’s jokes. Having fun between gambling and buying more VTSAX and dividend royalty.

>>17942956
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP BUYING THE COMPANIES MOST DIRECTLY BTFO BY THIS
AIRLINES AND CRUISES HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN GREAT INVESTMENTS IN THE PAST.

>> No.17943037

>>17943021
>what is google

>> No.17943044

>>17942465
SQQQ

>> No.17943049

>>17942705
Same. Oh well, if it doesn't crash tomorrow it will Monday

>> No.17943055

SPY been bitch slapped off 245 twice today, we going down?

>> No.17943060
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17943060

Best stocks to buy into before markets close??

>> No.17943061

>>17943021
Did you take AP econ in HS? I recommend starting at the beginning with Macro, move to micro, then finally learning specifics of investing.

>> No.17943062

>>17943021
four pillars of investing by william (((bernstein)))

>> No.17943063

>>17943013
Yeah, I’m new to adding shorts to hedge, all my longs (bull positions) keep getting BTFO, so I’ve been trying to offset further damages without buying high and selling low. Selling at bear market valuations is generally a bad strategy.

>> No.17943064

>>17943037
actual people with experience no ad money blogs

>> No.17943071

>>17942450
Better than dying, I guess

>> No.17943079
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17943079

Press F...for F

>> No.17943089

Ok so looking at the data, I suspect we will see this minor surge continue today and level off by close of trading. Overnight we will see the futures tail off and then turn negative. With an opening tomorrow much lower than today and trending lower all day. I don't expect a cliff jump myself. But we already had the signal for a sell off tomorrow.
I'm hedging and playing safe puts with a few discretionary calls as well...

>> No.17943095

>>17943034
you want a safe holding over the weekend, buy walmart and costco

>> No.17943100

>>17943079
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17943101

>>17941860
>Bottom and recovery edition
Do you seriously expect the market to go up as more local lockdowns are called and hundreds of thousands of people are revealed to be out of a job by next week’s unemployment numbers?

JP Morgan sees Q2 GDP numbers printing at -14% annualized. Do you honestly see the Dow being anywhere near 20k if that happens?

>> No.17943104

>>17943079
Ford is shit.
>t. Mustang owner

>> No.17943107

>>17943060
Kratos is on a deep discount right now, pre-crash price targets were $20 plus and it's $10. Raytheon is nice too. Pfeizer is cheaper than it should be.

>> No.17943108

Anyone else noticed the death cross on the S&P? Shit's fucked mid-term.

>> No.17943127

>>17943079
And I still got out at a profit, lol.

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>>17943079

Why would anyone bother holding ford even for their peanut dividend. The shareholder benefit?

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>>17943062
Picked up a few on that list, Intelligent Investor and Random Walk Down Wall Street. They've been helpful in keeping me motivated to hold and buy my way down.

>> No.17943142

>>17942950
"The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent." -- Fucking Keynes.

>> No.17943144

>>17943108
It's absolutely fucked mid term, but it'll jump tomorrow because 1.5 trillion in puts need to be covered.

>>17943104
Yes
t. Former Mustang owner

>> No.17943155

Fuck planet fatness

>> No.17943156

>market has been being POMPED all day
>KR calls still in the negatives
COME ON GIVE ME SOMETHING IN THE GREEN

>> No.17943158

crude is up 13 percent, spsiop is up 3.5 percent, gush is up only 3 percent. wtf gush you lazy shit.

>> No.17943164

you think if they bail out the hotels, that the hotels will increase their dividends since they have more cash on hand?

>> No.17943180

>>17943144
What's the put cover thing?
With this market, isn't it likely that some of the biggest positions have been covered when someone thought a dip was going to rebound?

>> No.17943183

>>17943129
Because Ford goes to like $2 during every major crisis and always recovers, it's basically free money

>> No.17943190

>>17943089
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/market-behavior-a-century-ago-suggests-the-worst-could-be-over-for-stocks-if-not-for-the-coronavirus-pandemic-2020-03-19?mod=home-page

front page of market watch.
playing the future by the past instead of using the past to understand the forces which drive the future is a bad move, but it's usually a safer bet than coming up with you own ideas

>> No.17943197

>>17942788
What if you have faith the market will fall?

>> No.17943202

>>17943158
lmao just use USO instead of GUSH. GUSH fucked themselves into a real meme zone with leverage

>> No.17943210

>>17943079
div poster on suicide watch

>> No.17943211

Is it going down? I need to wake up to a dip.

>> No.17943212

>>17943079
S

>> No.17943215

>>17943190
>playing the future by the past instead of using the past to understand the forces which drive the future is a bad move, but it's usually a safer bet than coming up with you own ideas

Graveyard, whistling-passed, etc.

>> No.17943216

>and the market is recovering

well, that was anticlimatic

>> No.17943217

>>17942815
Bad day anon?

>> No.17943224

>>17943132
I've tried random walk but I have a large number of issues with his "Method" 90% of the books otherwise I wouldn't touch but Grahams books are essential if you're just looking to invest in stocks. I don't trust a single book that promises me I'll become a millionaire. Mostly because those are just trying to sell me hope. Not actually teach me about market fundamentals.

>> No.17943226

>>17943156
>POMPED
Dude, this has been the most organic short-term uptrend I've seen this month. The Fed printers aren't the culprit this time around.

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>>17943180
all the weekly and quarterly puts expire on Friday, so there's going to be massive stock purchases to cover them, it's called quadruple witching or something, go ask reddit

>>17943190
The problem is America still isn't doing proper lockdowns, the death toll will be worse than Italy (also Americans all have diabetes and heart disease which takes corona from a 1% death rate to a 10% death rate)

>> No.17943228

>>17943190
>if not for the coronavirus pandemic
Wouldn’t it have been faster to just write “the worst isn’t over” as a headline?

>> No.17943233

>>17943158
impatient faggot

>> No.17943235

>>17943155
You have puts on planet fitness? They make most of their money in January and profit from fewer people using their facilities.

>> No.17943236

>>17943107
True on Pfizer.

Fuck I sold LMT at the bottom. Should be a forever hold but drumpf’s approval will take a beating when tens of thousands of americans start dying, and rise of dem in the polls could hurt.

>>17943108
>>17943144
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
BECAUSE ITS QUAD WITCHING?!??
SHOULD I DUMP MY DOG SDOW AND FNGD???

>> No.17943247

The crisis is over, DOW 25,000 by the end of the month

>> No.17943262

>>17942341
kek

>> No.17943268

>>17943202
i have some USO and UWT doing well, just pissed at gush. and myself.

>> No.17943269

>>17943227
So your saying it will make America better in the long term eliminate the fat and weak thanks coronachan

>> No.17943272

>>17943236
Dump your inverse ETFs now and rebuy them at market high on Friday, Monday will be red, it's literally free money

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>> No.17943292

Would I be a retard if I put money into the cruise lines and air? I’m looking to keep it for months. Once this pandemic is over, retarded boomers will go back on ships and fly.

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That random WEN buy even at 9.84, still pumping!

>> No.17943310

>>17943190
It's not playing the future by the past. I just noticed a pattern and wondered why it has been repeating over the past few days, then looked into possible causes, saw no significant change, and made a prediction that's almost uselessly vague. I suspect another dip tomorrow. Not the blood in the streets dip that the board wants. But right now we are still seeing a decline in revenues due to mass quarantines and shut downs across the U.S. and there is no indication that will stop any time soon. Only after it does would the market reasonably recover.

>> No.17943333

>>17942940
Is that the politician with the iron cross tattoo?

>> No.17943352

>>17943333
yee

>> No.17943362

>>17943292
Still more room to fall for them before buying in. I know people give shit for timing the market, but this is such an obvious crisis with no short term solution that almost anyone would be better off absorbing current losses if you can avoid taxes and waiting at least a month or two before going back in.

If nothing else, you’ll have taken less of a loss than the people who bought and held the whole way down.

>> No.17943420

>>17943089
What is your data? I just go by guesses and it's been working about 75% of the time

>> No.17943469

>>17943021
"The Great Crash, 1929" by John Kenneth Galbraith.

>> No.17943494

>>17943183
Not at $2 yet. Will wait a bit longer. Bought F in 2009 at 2.60 and sold at 15.

>> No.17944199

>>17943494
When has Ford ever been at $15 a share?