/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17940806]

Ultra Instinct Edition

>Goku: the Greater Depression of 2020
>Jiren: the Fed

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Misc:
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Previous Thread: >>17939994

[Anonymous No.17940828]

[Anonymous No.17940841]

snibidy snibby

[Anonymous No.17940850]

I hope every leftist cocksucker on /biz/ gets corona and coughs their lungs out.

[Anonymous No.17940855]

Just opened my last SPY put. Seems like fear is dying a bit, and I have no intentions of getting JUSTED when the markets decide to start recovering. I imagine we've got 2 more weeks of decline followed by tons of crabbing. Getting out while I'm ahead.

[Anonymous No.17940857]

>THE CHINK VIRUS

holy shit he just said that.

[Anonymous No.17940860]

>cruise ships to be used as hospitals for infected.
How do we make money off this, /biz/bros

[Anonymous No.17940862]

Has Trump found the miracle cure?

[Anonymous No.17940868]

this woman lmao

[Anonymous No.17940869]

18k today?

[Anonymous No.17940872]

No idea what to do. Maybe I should continue being cash gang...

[Anonymous No.17940874]

strong support at 2400, 2100, after that only support is 1600.

[Anonymous No.17940875]

BASED AS FUCK

[Anonymous No.17940876]

We /BOBO/ now

[Anonymous No.17940877]

>>17940806
holy shit this OAN reporter is hot as fuck and redpilled wife material

[Anonymous No.17940879]

why is planet fitness up 11%, who the fuck is going to a gym any time soon

[Anonymous No.17940885]

more like yellow fever hahhaha

[Anonymous No.17940886]

Who let a Q Anonfag inside?

[Anonymous No.17940891]

Good lord

[Anonymous No.17940894]

Are markets closed on Monday or for the whole of next week?

[Anonymous No.17940895]

>>17940868
Who the fuck is she?

[Anonymous No.17940896]

>>17940828
You just KNOW

[Anonymous No.17940897]

Holy shit this fucking question, kek
>Does it alarm you that left-wing media is siding with foreign government propaganda, radical islamists, and mexican drug cartels?

[Anonymous No.17940899]

>>17940877
OAN is based

[Anonymous No.17940900]

>>17940877
What's her name?

[Anonymous No.17940902]

>>17940841
I'm seeing higher lows and higher highs, bro. We are going up.

[Anonymous No.17940905]

>>17940869
pretty please!

[Anonymous No.17940909]

>>17940891
WHATS HER NAME

[Anonymous No.17940910]

>>17940862
Trump looked and sounded like someone on dangerous amounts of Coof Suppressant.

[Anonymous No.17940914]

Why are we campaigning about fake news? is now the time?

[Anonymous No.17940921]

>>17940841

[Anonymous No.17940923]

Remember - malaria drug does not work against Coronachan, french " test" was faulty and declared false by France health ministry

[Anonymous No.17940925]

>>17940855
we're on the verge of total economic and societal collapse.

double-digit unemployment rates, production halted to a standstill, people left with no purchasing power, schools and businesses closed, etc.

[Anonymous No.17940933]

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING THIS POST A FUCKING LINK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

[Anonymous No.17940934]

>>17940909
thats my mommy.

[Anonymous No.17940939]

>>17940877
Who

[Anonymous No.17940940]

>>17940900
i dont know but im in love

[Anonymous No.17940941]

>you're siding with China

[Anonymous No.17940943]

Guys I am in love

[Anonymous No.17940946]

>>17940933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFWq6oUI28w

[Anonymous No.17940948]

>>17940894
only electronic trading

[Anonymous No.17940952]

>>17940923
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.17940953]

>>17940879
>close gyms
>save on expenses
>collect membership fees
Bullish

[Anonymous No.17940958]

>>17940933
It's literally on the White House's official youtube channel retard

[Anonymous No.17940960]

red-pilled chink

[Anonymous No.17940962]

>>17940933
have you ever used google before, I literally got it with "trump speech"

[Anonymous No.17940966]

>>17940923
Yeah, but gotta give hope to the people so they buy some shitty stock

[Anonymous No.17940969]

>>17940783
Only 24% of the country thinks we are doing worse than average responding to the virus and that number is dropping
You’re the gaslit cat lady minority hanging off Rachel maddows every word while the world moved past your retarded political fascinations

[Anonymous No.17940970]

>Chinese communists
Holy shit she is top wife material

[Anonymous No.17940978]

WHO WAS THAT BULGOGI BANSHEE

[Anonymous No.17940981]

Bros... what does this mean....

[Anonymous No.17940982]

>>17940891
MOMMY

[Anonymous No.17940985]

>>17940952
http://archive.is/uDd15

[Anonymous No.17940990]

>GUYS WE HAVE A CURE TRUST ME THEY'RE SAFE PLEASE VOLUNTEER YOURSELF TO GET INJECTED WITH THESE SAFE DRUGS YOU WON'T DIE AND EVEN IF YOU DO GET SICK WE'LL KILL YOU BY MAKING YOU OD ON MORPHINE PLEASE

[Anonymous No.17941003]

brehs....the market

[Anonymous No.17941011]

>>17940939
i dont know but shes fucking calling out the other faggots in the pressroom as being shills for communist party of china and siding with islamic terrorists
shes hot as fuck and i want to marry her

[Anonymous No.17941012]

[Anonymous No.17941014]

>>17940806
Once the market calms down in few months what are buying ladies?

[Anonymous No.17941021]

i can't wait for the presidential debates, the only danger for trump will be destroying biden so hard that he comes off as bullying an old man with dementia

[Anonymous No.17941025]

Were are my 10% intra day swings at??

[Anonymous No.17941028]

>Bullmarket went offstage
HYES!

[Anonymous No.17941030]

>accidentally bought 3/20 exp instead of 4/17 when I was going to reup

time to kms

[Anonymous No.17941032]

Ugh nothing about NEETbux I'm sad

[Anonymous No.17941036]

rushing a vaccine is a recipe for (further) disaster right? Thalidomide 2.0 incoming

[Anonymous No.17941037]

why the FUCK is it going up

[Anonymous No.17941040]

>>17941030
lmao find some dumb algo to dump it on and hope for the best

[Anonymous No.17941044]

>>17940943
im watcing on tv, did anyone watching online grab a screen cap shes so pretty

>>17940953
kek

[Anonymous No.17941045]

[Anonymous No.17941048]

>market moves up slightly
>all the b*lls start celebrating and rush to throw money away
You stupid niggers deserve every lose

[Anonymous No.17941051]

Is AMC a safe long investment right now? Down to $2.50, down 60% in the last month. People are going to want to go to the movies in 6-18 months when all this is over, and I feel like AMC is solid enough to live through this considering they're coming off a record year.

[Anonymous No.17941053]

>>17940990
It's true though. A french doctor is the one that found out about it.

[Anonymous No.17941056]

WALLAH!

[Anonymous No.17941059]

>>17941012
>Is she a chink trying to pass as white?

[Anonymous No.17941066]

Why do all of these conferences end with Trump looking like he's making a run for it.

[Anonymous No.17941070]

>>17941030

Just sell.

[Anonymous No.17941075]

[Anonymous No.17941077]

>>17941025
today is for the crabs
tomorrow is for ackman

[Anonymous No.17941079]

>>17941037
literally just red green red green etc days, tomorrow is red btw

[Anonymous No.17941081]

>>17941045
I want to be in her stomach.

[Anonymous No.17941084]

you bought Bayer right?

[Anonymous No.17941085]

>>17940914
>Its not just fake news, its corrupt news. They dont even ask me
>they dont even ask me
Both unbelievably retarded and based at the same time

[Anonymous No.17941086]

>>17941037
SNIB SNAB

I don't expect any big movements today. Quad witching tomorrow, big moves are gonna happen then. Today we crab.

[Anonymous No.17941089]

>>17941037
Coronacure found and being distributed

[Anonymous No.17941090]

>>17941066
I don't know, they have emergency mic cut protocols in case someone asks a hard question.

[Anonymous No.17941091]

>>17941045
guh

[Anonymous No.17941094]

>>17941051
If evens Big Lenny says yes

[Anonymous No.17941102]

There's another livestream of Trump at FEMA at 2:00.

[Anonymous No.17941104]

>bulls crawling out of the woodworks on a .8 bounce day
I can't even buy puts at this price.

[Anonymous No.17941114]

>>17941075
>>17941045
>>17941012

i've seen enough. i'm going back to the gym so i can smash some more club sluts on the weekends

[Anonymous No.17941115]

>>17941075
shes white and asian mix.
>t. asian pussy slayer

[Anonymous No.17941116]

>>17941085
They ask him and he cuts their mic.

[Anonymous No.17941117]

>>17941075
gib milkies

[Anonymous No.17941121]

>>17941075
Fuck she's cute. I'd like to rustle that hair if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.17941123]

>>17941075
>already getting plowed by some chad
no thanks

[Anonymous No.17941128]

>>17941094
based, going all in on AMC

[Anonymous No.17941130]

>$34 call for 3/27

Must HODL

[Anonymous No.17941134]

>>17941086
tomorrow is gonna be fucked after this modest one-day pump

[Anonymous No.17941138]

Poo Chamath BTFO Hedge funds and Share Buybacks kek

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17941144]

PENCE IS A FUCKING NAZI, LOOK AT THIS SHIT!

>>17941100

[Anonymous No.17941154]

>>17941053
Bitch acting like she has dementia, lol.

[Anonymous No.17941156]

>>17941114
>i'm going back to the gym
Bad news anon

[Anonymous No.17941159]

>>17941053
But this IS the CCP's fault. Don't blame chinese americans though, they had nothing to do with it.

[Anonymous No.17941164]

>>17941144
>PENCE IS A FUCKING NAZI
nice

[Anonymous No.17941169]

>>17941053
Why do lie anon?
>>17940923

[Anonymous No.17941170]

>>17941134
It could also be a fat short squeeze tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17941179]

Finally, a day fastfood isnt crashing

[Anonymous No.17941182]

>>17941045
Her name is Chanel Rion? Doesn't even sound like a name but dammmmnn she pretty.

[Anonymous No.17941186]

Well, /biz/, is he correct?

[Anonymous No.17941187]

Buy SPY Puts NOW.

[Anonymous No.17941189]

Now hundreds of thousands of americans will die on malaria drug overdose, wich also cause paranoia and heath attacks

[W33DBrahski No.17941195]

>>17941075
>on the wings of angels

[Anonymous No.17941197]

why the fuck did Uber go up 35% today

[Anonymous No.17941204]

>>17941186
yes

[Anonymous No.17941207]

bears are finished

[Anonymous No.17941214]

>>17941159
No one blames Americans who happen to be ethnically chink you dumb nigger.

>>17941169
I'm not lying, just passing on what I've heard.
Thanks for the update my passive aggressive fren.

[Anonymous No.17941215]

>>17941186

Counterpoint: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17941218]

ES short at 2432, let's go you black assholes

[Anonymous No.17941234]

>>17941197
Ceo said they’re already seeing “recovery in some areas”

I’d guess short covering/squeezing.

[Anonymous No.17941237]

>>17941197
Uber eats delivering food for the next 30 days ? Unemployed will just uber for a while and make some money

[Anonymous No.17941239]

>>17941197
Now that sit-in restruants are down someone has to deliver the tendies to all these NEETs.

[W33DBrahski No.17941249]

>>17941197
Short squeeze? ? ?

[Anonymous No.17941258]

>>17941045
imagine picking her up as she wraps her legs around your waist and you carry her against a wall while passionately kissing and smelling her neck

[Anonymous No.17941259]

>>17940806
You have 30 seconds to tell me why the market should not be frozen in place until this passes

[Anonymous No.17941260]

>>17941197
they said they have like 6 billion in cash on hand and to not worry.

despite this, my puts are still green.

[Anonymous No.17941265]

[Anonymous No.17941266]

>>17941186
unironically

[Anonymous No.17941267]

>>17941053
Is Nancy Pelosi the new Hillary Clinton? They seem cut out from the same cloth.

[Anonymous No.17941269]

>>17941259
because then my puts won't print

[Anonymous No.17941275]

>>17940806
>account restricted for pattern day trading
No pleaseeeee bro! Pleeeeaaaassseeee.

[Anonymous No.17941282]

>>17941186
honestly a 20-30 day trading halt would have prevented this

[Anonymous No.17941284]

>>17941265
tag urself

[Anonymous No.17941287]

BIG RED DONG
BIG RED DONG
BIG RED DONG

[Anonymous No.17941298]

>>17941249
Are you still bag holding SQQQ for 100% of your $1000 portfolio?

[Anonymous No.17941299]

>WE KNOW WHERE THE BODIES ARE BURIED

[Anonymous No.17941301]

>>17941265
OH MY GOD IT'S THE SHOWS AND BOOKS I RECOGNISE OH MY GOD IT'S JUST LIKE 1984 AND THE HANDMAID'S TALE OH MY GOODD!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17941303]

>>17941234
fuck I should've bought

[Anonymous No.17941305]

>>17941258
>and smelling her neck
not sure i'd want to do that with someone who's got their head that far up the president's ass

[Anonymous No.17941308]

Has the market priced-in the psychic pain of 500,000 Americans suffocating to death this year? A death is easy to write off as just another number, but the slow torture of your lungs failing while you have a continuous panic attack for days, gasping for just a sip of oxygen.. pure hell. Souls leaving this Earth in immense nightmarish torture. A life ending in terror. Has the market priced this in? What about those who sit at home, turned away by every hospital, watching their parents scream and shake in terror? They lose all faith in our country and or institutions. They feel hate, hopeless hate and rage. They hate the Chinese, the hate our government. They want it all to burn. Has that been priced in? Has the market priced in mass incineration of corpses? Funeral bans? How will this affect the price of the market?

[Anonymous No.17941313]

OH VEY TRUMP GOYIM! You can't give the goys 2k a month! They'll never need my payday advance loans leheim!!!

[Anonymous No.17941322]

>>17941267
They always were


God I fucking hate boomers

[Anonymous No.17941323]

Any update on Trump bux yet?

[Anonymous No.17941327]

classic head and shoulders pattern forming

bloody red tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17941328]

>>17941187
>did 3/20 exp instead of later.

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.17941329]

New low when?

[Anonymous No.17941330]

>>17941265
>Brazil

[Anonymous No.17941334]

If we close out in the green today we might have a chance next week guys!

[Anonymous No.17941341]

>>17940806
this was a terrible edition last night and even worse now

also if you arnt going to edit in the image, at least change the filename ffs

[Anonymous No.17941344]

>>17941305
Trump's shit is a powerful aphrodesiac for the True Believers.

[Anonymous No.17941361]

Does anybody have that chart tracking the great depression compared to our current drop?

I need the visual to explain to someone just how badly we're crashing right now.

[Anonymous No.17941362]

>>17940850

February 10: Trump says without evidence that the coronavirus “dies with the hotter weather”
February 24: Trump baselessly claims the situation is “under control”
February 25: A senior White House official falsely claims the virus has been “contained”
February 26: Trump wrongly says the coronavirus “is a flu”
February 26: Trump baselessly predicts the number of US cases is “going very substantially down” to “close to zero”
February 26: Trump wrongly says the flu death rate is “much higher” than Dr. Sanjay Gupta said
February 28: Trump baselessly hints at an immigration link to the virus
February 29: Trump exaggerates Tim Cook’s comments about Apple and China
March 1: Azar wrongly says 3,600 people have been tested
March 2: Trump falsely claims “nobody knew” the number of US flu deaths
March 2: Trump says a vaccine is coming “relatively soon”
March 4: Trump falsely claims Obama impeded testing
March 4: Trump wrongly says as many as 100,000 people died of the flu in 1990
March 4: Trump says “the borders are automatically shut down”
March 4: Trump says he believes there was a coronavirus death in New York, though there hadn’t been one
March 4: Trump falsely claims the Obama administration “didn’t do anything” about H1N1
March 5: Trump wrongly claims the virus only hit the US “three weeks ago”
March 6: Azar wrongly claims there is no test shortage
March 6: As the number of cases and deaths in Italy rises, Trump says the number is “getting much better”
March 6: Trump falsely claims anybody can get tested if they want
March 6: Trump exaggerates the number of people on the Grand Princess cruise ship
March 6: Trump falsely says US coronavirus numbers “are lower than just about anybody”
March 6: Trump baselessly muses that “maybe” the coronavirus improved US jobs numbers
March 9: Pence says Trump’s “priority” was getting Americans off the ship
March 13: "I take no responsibility."

[Anonymous No.17941363]

>>17941323
It's being discussed by the politicians who can actually make it a reality.

[Anonymous No.17941365]

uh oh

[Anonymous No.17941369]

>>17941186
yes, but his point is misguided to put it mildly

remember, people fear most that which they do not understand (information is the bane of fear)

[Anonymous No.17941373]

Fuck this I'm sitting in cash until I get my money over to wealthsimple. I was with qtrade but they were charging 8.50 a trade so it would cost me 17 bucks to get into and out of a position. That's a lot of lost profit for me who only started out with 500 bucks

[Anonymous No.17941383]

>>17941362
TDS Detected from you my dude.

[Anonymous No.17941386]

>>17941362
libtard angry

[Anonymous No.17941387]

>>17941045
SHES MARRIED BROS
TO A WHITE CHAD

[Anonymous No.17941389]

>>17941287
ARENT YOU GLAD YOURE WELL CONNECTED

THANKS FOR SAVING MY RETIREMENT BUDDY!!!!

[Anonymous No.17941393]

anyone else just want to invest
sitting like this waiting for the bottom makes me crazy

[Anonymous No.17941399]

>>17941361
forgot image to draw attention

[Anonymous No.17941402]

>>17941330
It is a 1985 movie.

[Anonymous No.17941415]

I want this to be the bottom so I can get in but I really don't see how it is. The fact that American auto makers have stopped production means so much in itself. Not only are staple industries shut down but suppliers, dealerships, parts warehouses, shippers,etc. are at a standstill. And that is just one industry. I really dont see this as the beginning of the recovery. Anyone else see it differently?

[Anonymous No.17941417]

>Barbs, did you watch the news. They found a cure for the China flu

[Anonymous No.17941418]

>>17941362
Needs Trump's claim the other day that he saw this as a Pandemic before anyone else.

[Anonymous No.17941419]

>>17941386
/ptg/ tranny cope
>orange man gud

[Anonymous No.17941426]

OH NO NO NO BOBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.17941424]

>>17941362
Holy shit where’s this from?

When did trump say his preference was keeping the ship where it was because he “likes the numbers where they are”?

[Anonymous No.17941431]

>>17941365
no no

[Anonymous No.17941438]

>>17941330
its a movie

[Anonymous No.17941443]

>>17941362
Based

>>17941386
>>17941383
trump tranny cooooooppppeee

[Anonymous No.17941444]

So DOW 17500 friday sounds about right?

[Anonymous No.17941446]

>>17941393
This 100%. I'm eyeing airline stocks like mad and it's killing me. I already threw a decent amount on RDS.A.

[Anonymous No.17941447]

>>17941393
Yeah but I've waited years for this, I can wait a little longer

[Anonymous No.17941450]

>>17941362
>bans travel Feb 01
>immediately tries to keep the public calm afterwards
It was about the first quarter/halfway of February you scumbag weasels flipped from calling him a racist to ban travel from infected countries to blaming him for the virus itself.
I honestly, seriously, honestly hope the virus kills people like you. Please die.

[Anonymous No.17941453]

Guys I'm about to start buying in at $1,000 a week. I have $35,000 to spend, so it will take the rest of the year. Is this foolishly conservative?

[Anonymous No.17941455]

>he missed the bottom

[Anonymous No.17941457]

>>17941443
A tranny calling someone else a tranny just isnt funny, try again.

[Anonymous No.17941459]

>>17941424
he was touring some lab at the time iirc

[Anonymous No.17941463]

>>17941402
>You're not ghosts, you're the fricken boys from Brazil!

[Anonymous No.17941464]

>>17941362
people will cope about this

[Anonymous No.17941466]

>>17941197
Uber eats bout to quadruple in size

[Anonymous No.17941467]

>>17941402
>>17941438
Works both ways

[Anonymous No.17941468]

>>17941415
>above 10k cases, White House warning us that we're going to see massive increase in numbers
>complete shutdown of travel industry
>shutdown of auto industry

there is no galaxy in which this is the bottom

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17941470]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z5gH8k32c4

[Anonymous No.17941471]

>>17941393
I've already long in some oil stocks. I feel they are affordable enough to DCA them until the crisis ends.

[Anonymous No.17941477]

>>17941383
>>17941386
cope

[Anonymous No.17941481]

>>17941455
You think this is the bottom?

[Anonymous No.17941482]

>>17941450
Man, you have some serious issues lad. Go get laid or something, relieve some stress.

[Anonymous No.17941485]

>>17941424
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1236054778318393344?s=20

[Anonymous No.17941489]

>>17941468
>there is no galaxy in which this is the bottom
Like there's any way you could even know that, Napoleon

[Anonymous No.17941491]

>>17941481
yes

[Anonymous No.17941492]

>>17941305
>>17941344
>calling out the leftist lying media for spreading chinese propaganda makes you a teachers pet

its literally just basic fact reporting

[Anonymous No.17941501]

>>17941481
it is

[Anonymous No.17941503]

>>17941450
/ptg/ tranny cope

[Anonymous No.17941505]

>>17941468
This to be honest. Next week will be a bloodbath

[Anonymous No.17941506]

>>17941491
You're wrong

[Anonymous No.17941509]

>>17941481
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17941516]

>>17941450
No one is blaming Trump "for the virus itself".
People are blaming him for calling the Virus a big nothingburger, and not mobilizing public and private resources to prepare us for it, for ridiculing State governments in Blue States trying to form a response for "Trying to create a panic.
People are ridiculing Trump because he's now claiming that he "saw this as a Pandemic before anyone else", and constantly praising himself for his quick action, when he's spent the better part of 2 months tweeting to everyone to just go to work and ignore it all.

This is Trump Benghazi x 100,000

[Anonymous No.17941517]

>>17941431
no no no

[Anonymous No.17941519]

>>17941492
5c have been deposited into your RH account

[Anonymous No.17941520]

>>17941362
>anon posts leftist propaganda faggotry every day

at least get a job with bloomberg he pays shills like you

[Anonymous No.17941529]

>>17941482
I don't like leftist. Take your own advice.

>>17941503
Trannies are an abomination to God.

[Anonymous No.17941528]

>>17941477
You are coping because Im right and you have nothing else to say, cuz you suck and you are sad cuz you lost ur stonks. Get rekt fag.

[Anonymous No.17941530]

>muh leftist soros-controlled fake nooz
>muh right wing trump-protecting fawks nooz
when is this dumb media screeching meme gonna end

[Anonymous No.17941532]

>>17941455
>>17941481
I'm DCAing so that I don't have to guess where the bottom is.

[Anonymous No.17941534]

>>17941517
BASED

[Anonymous No.17941535]

The Fed is going to buy Corporate, Govt and Municipal bonds

[Anonymous No.17941538]

>>17941362
Imagine reposting reddit tranny cope spin

[Anonymous No.17941541]

>>>/pol/
>>>/leftypol/
Do you plebs really let politics influence your financial decisions?

[Anonymous No.17941540]

>>17941520
trump tranny cope. truth hurts.

[Anonymous No.17941542]

>>17941517
based crabpill lets us see the truth

[Anonymous No.17941545]

>>17941455
this

>>17941481
yes, i want to kms

[Anonymous No.17941553]

>>17941053
This has to be fake

[Anonymous No.17941555]

why are people trading the fuck out of UWT right now?

[Anonymous No.17941558]

>>17941501
>>17941491
1. Repo bailouts started in September
2. Mass deaths are coming this year

Neither crisis has really hit yet

[Anonymous No.17941563]

>>17941520
Unbelievable blind cope
Seek help

[Anonymous No.17941568]

>>17941516
Don't bother trying to reason with sycophants

[Anonymous No.17941570]

>>17941471
are there any other stocks you would suggest buying right now that can be held for a long time?

[Anonymous No.17941571]

Is Shkreli making money or losing money right now?

[Anonymous No.17941572]

>>17941485
WEEEEEWWWWW

>and it’s not our fault
It’s so transparent

Thanks for finding this

[Anonymous No.17941573]

>>17941520
In Clown World, factual records of events are "propaganda".
A Real Estate Grifter congratulating himself for bungling a response is "leadership".

[Anonymous No.17941574]

D-do we keep holding SQQQ bearbros?

[Anonymous No.17941575]

the uk have now delayed their daily case numbers update by 3 hours. it looks like they're waiting for the official briefing to be over. we might see our first 1,000+ case day.

[Anonymous No.17941578]

>>17941362
Someone is yet to point one thing false in this post

[Anonymous No.17941585]

lmao at the bull larpers when the Dow can't rise above 20k anymore.

[Anonymous No.17941586]

>>17941528
how can such a small man produce so much seethe

[Anonymous No.17941588]

>>17941540
>>>/leftypol/
You did this all last thread too. Not a SINGLE post you've made in the last three threads has been about stocks.

[Anonymous No.17941591]

Obama would have apologized to the Chinks for being racist.

[Anonymous No.17941592]

>>17941365
lfmao zero chance that happens any time soon dipshit

[Anonymous No.17941597]

Brahs, I really feel like we put in a bottom. I've been as bearish as the rest until today but it looks like we may have slammed into the bedrock and can keep moving up. There is going to be a clown world trend starting soon where worse and worse pandemic news sends stocks higher defying all logic. The media will look back and make up a reason for it, but we all know that this is what will happen when the turnaround is still early. SPY calls looking very attractive suddenly.

[Anonymous No.17941599]

>>17941532
how

[Anonymous No.17941600]

>>17941574
I don't know, is it going to get worse?

[Anonymous No.17941598]

>>17941509
Cute! You really think I shouldn’t be adding to my shorts here?
Hmmmm...

[Anonymous No.17941603]

>he missed the first "bottom" of the bulltrap
oh man that sucks but who cares we are going up for a while and then get smashed to the ground again

[Anonymous No.17941608]

>>17941574
what did you buy in at?

[Anonymous No.17941610]

>>17941516
Hes just gonna call you a cuck or something, you have to ignore these people

[Anonymous No.17941614]

>>17941578
I didn't even read it.

[Anonymous No.17941618]

So NRZ is pretty dang low (5.50 range) and O has basically dropped by half. If you're deciding which one to DCA on, where you going anons?

[Anonymous No.17941626]

>>17941558
There is no way this isnt the botom.We've reached a peak with this stupid virus hoax, once realization spreads that this is a nothing burger we will hit 30K DOW. Im thinking by mid May

[Anonymous No.17941630]

>>17941588
Well duh, they are too lazy to actually earn money.. that's why they vote for the bernout

[Anonymous No.17941628]

>>17941586
Large man copes with being an oaf

[Anonymous No.17941632]

>>17941267
You mean soulless power junkies? Yeah.

[Anonymous No.17941638]

>>17941393
average your way in a little bit every day we have a big drop
>>17941574
still holding here, could be good for either eod today or into tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17941640]

>>17941588
The President's delusional incompetence and disconnection from reality are literally contributing to the death of the Stock Market and consumer confidence being below 0%.

[Anonymous No.17941653]

REEEEEEEEE I CAN'T GET FILLED IF THIS SHIT KEEPS CRABBING ON

[Anonymous No.17941654]

>10,000 CONFIRMED cases in the U.S.
>get more testing
>that number ends up being 100,000 cases
heh

[Anonymous No.17941657]

>>17941328
hold me

[Anonymous No.17941661]

>>17941610
I don't care about name-calling, this isn't grade school.

[Anonymous No.17941665]

>>17941516
Lol no. Social distancing will work and you guys will look like fools in time. Aggrevating people along political lines during a crisis. A totally unpredictable crisis.

[Anonymous No.17941668]

>>17941588
trump tranny cope
no matter how hard you reverse virtue signal, your conservative daddy issues won't go away.

[Anonymous No.17941675]

>>17941393
>>17941447
IKFTB
maybe a bit lower... then i buy
if it shoots up now time to kms

[Anonymous No.17941680]

>>17941640
See you making a lot of political post too. Can't help but notice you don't talk about anything but letfist talking points without mentioning a single stock you are trading.

>>17941668
>>>/leftypol/ is that way kiddo

[Anonymous No.17941682]

>>17941665
>Aggrevating people along political lines during a crisis
I'm not Trump. For one thing, I can spell better than you (or Orange Grifter).

[Anonymous No.17941684]

Awww shit are we being raided by trannies again?
Listen here you suicidal fags, this is a place for discussing stocks and the stock market. Don't come here spreading your ridiculous propaganda like your gonna change someone's mind. You're only shitting up the threads and making us dislike you more

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17941686]

I just bought a VXX call. Who else is #BearMode?

[Anonymous No.17941693]

>>17941654
this is the bottom btw

[Anonymous No.17941694]

MY DISNEY PUTS NOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUCkkkKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.17941698]

Thank god I decided against buying more options last night

[Anonymous No.17941699]

Is this the commie thread now?

[Anonymous No.17941701]

>>17941665
>social distancing will work
most states barely even made "recommendations" for that

[Anonymous No.17941704]

Tomorrow is going to be the short crunch to end all shorts, yes?

[Anonymous No.17941705]

>>17941686
>Buying it now instead of friday EOD
retard

[Anonymous No.17941710]

>>17941665
>the trump tranny cries out in pain as he strikes at you

[Anonymous No.17941718]

>>17941684
Trannies thinking this is their chance to push sleepy pedo Joe into the whitehouse.
Sad, really.

[Anonymous No.17941719]

ITALY DEATH TOLL FROM CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK RISES 427 TO 3,405, OVERTAKING CHINESE DEATH TOLL - OFFICIAL

TOTAL NUMBER OF CONFIRMED CASES OF CORONAVIRUS IN ITALY RISES TO 41,035 FROM 35,713 ON WEDNESDAY - OFFICIAL

[Anonymous No.17941723]

>sqqq dropping
looks like its almost time to buy the dip boys

[Anonymous No.17941726]

>>17941680
I'm sitting on 176k in a 401k set for low risk.
I am not trying to play this insane flibbity flop market day-to-day. I might as well invest in shitcoins at that point.

[Anonymous No.17941730]

>>17941665
t. herd immunitylet

[Anonymous No.17941732]

>>17941654
This. They need to stop testing people.

[Anonymous No.17941733]

>>17941718
Hes talking about you too, tardo

[Anonymous No.17941741]

>>17941710
>>>/leftypol/

[Anonymous No.17941742]

>>17941719
Yeah I’m thinking this isn’t the bottom

[Anonymous No.17941743]

>>17941698
how much money do you even make buying them so far otm, assuming things swing in your favor? i can't imagine it's much

[Anonymous No.17941745]

>>17941686
You had your fun time bears. This is the bottom.

[Anonymous No.17941748]

>>17941599
I buy in little by little over time. This probably mostly likely isn't the bottom, but it's low enough for me. You'd have to be a psychic to get the exact bottom.

[Anonymous No.17941750]

>>17941699
Reject the trump redditor false dichotomy
You don't need to be left wing to realize orange man is an imbecile

[Anonymous No.17941753]

>>17941694
why would you have a put on dis at this point after all the good news that came out

[Anonymous No.17941754]

i smell a bottom bros

[Anonymous No.17941757]

>>17941701
Yea because over 50% of cases are in 3 states. You fags are part of the reason the market is crashing and people are rushing stores. Acting on fear rather then thinking things through. Also china fucked us by covering up their mistake for weeks. There is nothing Trump could have done abt that.

[Anonymous No.17941763]

>>17941733
Ok faggot, that was the only mildly politics related post I've made here.

[Anonymous No.17941764]

>>17941742
Bearfag here, but literally what would make people even more scared?

[Anonymous No.17941767]

>>17941745
post portfolio

[Anonymous No.17941769]

>>17941750
Weird how it's literally the only thing your post ID talks about.
It's almost like you have a political motive to post here rather than a financial one.

[Anonymous No.17941771]

>>17941753
Maybe because all the theaters and theme parks have been shut down for the next month or so?
Maybe?

[Anonymous No.17941772]

BORING

[Anonymous No.17941775]

>>17941742
It definitely isnt with all these leftist fags aggitating and spreading fear.

[Anonymous No.17941776]

>>17941699
this thread is being shit up by retarded discord niggers because /biz/ has no mods

[Anonymous No.17941777]

>>17941767
No.

[Anonymous No.17941779]

[Anonymous No.17941782]

Where are these trannies even coming from? Do they have a discord or something?

[Anonymous No.17941784]

>>17941743
The SPY call and SQQQ puts were retarded decisions I made without really knowing what I'm doing with 3x ETFs. So I suppose I deserve it.

[Anonymous No.17941788]

>>17941764
Celebrity death

[Anonymous No.17941794]

>Bayer donates millions of tablets of chloroquine to help in COVID-19 fight
Bullish?

[Anonymous No.17941798]

>>17941764
When dumb boomers realize there's no cure coming for at least a year and all the substances in clinical trials were literally a waste of time (they are)

[Anonymous No.17941800]

Anon here who works in a hospital, hoping to give you guys updates as we learn more shit. So far our entire network is sending all COVID-19 tests to LabCorp (Which is one of the few companies running detection testing for the entire country) and they have received such a huge volume that they are an estimated 11 days behind per test. For reference yesterday they were 7 days behind and on Monday they were 3 days behind. People are going to go undetected even longer because of this.

[Anonymous No.17941803]

How can anyone here really think that this would be the bottom?

[Anonymous No.17941805]

>>17941782
They're just tourists in general coming from different boards to see le epic stock dump.

[Anonymous No.17941807]

>>17941757
>Yea because over 50% of cases are in 3 states.
That got tests.
Its taken us a month to test as many as the South Koreans tested each day.
Because Trump instructed the Federal response to basically laugh this whole thing off.

[Anonymous No.17941812]

>>17941784
>3x etfs
made my mistake on UWTI oil 3x etfs years ago. Had to day trade a low cap oil stack for a month to make my money back. Never again.

[Anonymous No.17941815]

Beware, this might be the last green day ever.

[Anonymous No.17941819]

>>17941782
probably reddit

[Anonymous No.17941820]

>>17941764
Army in New York, which will happen

[Anonymous No.17941822]

>>17941782
Its probably jews. This is /biz/ after all.

[Anonymous No.17941827]

>>17941748
are you trading options or just buying shares?

how long are you spreading your buy? Shit's low enough that I'm wanting to buy in now but I'd also like to be a bit smarter and spread, to boost my chances

[Anonymous No.17941834]

>>17941698

You really have no idea what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.17941835]

>>17941800
Wouldn't patients be dropping dead or already cured during this time?

[Anonymous No.17941836]

>>17941798
I think that and this >>17941800 is already price in

[Anonymous No.17941837]

>>17940925
Found the zoomer lol

This shit is peanuts even next to 9/11 dude. Get a fucking grip.

[Anonymous No.17941841]

>all these shoeshine boys calling bottom

More puts it is then

[Anonymous No.17941842]

>>17941769
Trump niggers are easily baited and give me nonstop (you)s so I can hardly help it
I have call credit spreads expiring tomorrow that should make for a cool grand of profit hbu

[Anonymous No.17941844]

>>17941779
London & NY are gonna be fucked beyond belief in a week's time
anyone calling this the bottom are beyond delusional

[Anonymous No.17941845]

>>17941800
dont worry, the national guard will make sure everyone who felt a test was necessary is locked in their house

[Anonymous No.17941848]

>>17941800
now you are an anon who deserves to trip, also you need to post some proof

>>17941805
nah, its too coordinated to be tourists

[Anonymous No.17941859]

>>17941803
Next week is a bloodbath waiting to happen.

[Anonymous No.17941864]

Guy who doesn't really come here often here. When am I buying back in? I'm holding a bunch of cash right now.

[Anonymous No.17941870]

>>17941860
>>17941860
>>17941860
>>17941860
new thread
>>17941860
>>17941860
>>17941860
>>17941860
new thread
>>17941860
>>17941860
>>17941860
>>17941860
new thread

[Anonymous No.17941876]

>>17941800
We send all of ours to the CDC in Kansas City. Turn around time thus far has been 72 hours.

[Anonymous No.17941878]

>>17941845
Seriously, you have to be an idiot to want to be tested.

[Anonymous No.17941884]

>>17941265

[Anonymous No.17941886]

>>17941815
nah they'll reinvent themselves, they always do

[Anonymous No.17941905]

>>17941750

making money is about looking forward, not backward commie

now go shit up the chainlink threads or something, no one gives a fuck who's """"fault"""" anything is the dice have been rolled and you have to make the best of them

[Anonymous No.17941912]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

2 weeks from now coronachan will be on a downswing in cases due to chloroquine.

what should I purchase with my weekly $1K on friday? LOW, LEG, O, SBUX, PFE, IBM?

[Anonymous No.17941916]

>>17941837
Nah, 9/11 was a one and done thing, that we could pretend we solved with a war. This is pretty hairy.

[Anonymous No.17941917]

>>17940879
>>17941114

[Anonymous No.17941932]

>>17941807
Its not entirely because of Trump, but he could have responded better. It doesnt help that people look for any way to defend Commie China when they withheld data about how bad it really is for weeks. And they are still lying. Trump made a mistake and hes changed his take like a good leader should. If he wasnt up the Jews asses he may have seen this coming.

[Anonymous No.17941939]

Whats the difference between tvix and vixy/vixm and is there any possibility they go up the same path?

[Anonymous No.17941942]

>>17941905
>nonono don't bad mouth my surrogate daddy
Pathetic

[Anonymous No.17941955]

>>17941784
SQQQ is tricky. its not a direct 1:1 index of the market.

buy it when its 24-25, sell when 29-32 within a couple days.

[Anonymous No.17941956]

>>17941886
kek

[Anonymous No.17941981]

>>17941835
Yes, which is why the hospital I'm working at is instructing people to not come in unless they are in critical condition and need immediate attention. We also have cancelled all non-essential surgeries and cancelled all in-house doctor's appointments to keep as many MDs available as possible. It's strange really, there is a pandemic going on but we have very little non-PCR related work since most people are avoiding doctor's offices as best they can.

[Anonymous No.17941982]

>>17941516
he never called it a nothingburger you dumb faggot. he called out the media for spreading hysteria and lies despite him being fast to act on it

[Anonymous No.17941990]

>>17941942

stay poor

[Anonymous No.17941994]

>>17941362
> ORANGE MAN BAD

Dilate

[Anonymous No.17941997]

this can't be the bottom
Is this it? Is this the game? Always trying to guess the market and what will happen?

[Anonymous No.17942015]

>>17941997
Next week will be BAD

[Anonymous No.17942021]

>>17941994
>ORANGE MAN GOOD
have sex

[Anonymous No.17942023]

>>17941719
>3,405
total or daily

[Anonymous No.17942040]

Can we pressure Trump/FED to allow day trading for accounts sub 25k? It'll help stimulate the market or something
>inb4 justget25k

[Anonymous No.17942056]

>>17942040
You'll have $25k in no time when the inflation hits.

[Anonymous No.17942068]

>>17941794
>Bullish?
i read this as:
>Bullshit?
yes

[Anonymous No.17942087]

>>17941994
>>17942021
have sex
(with each other)

[Anonymous No.17942112]

>>17940923
HCQ works

[Anonymous No.17942181]

>>17941723
Already did bro see you at 31

[Anonymous No.17942556]

BROS WE DID IT

WE MADE IT OUT OF THE BOTTOM

THE AGE OF A GLORIOUS NEW BULL RUN HAS BEGUN

[Anonymous No.17942855]

>>17942556
FUCK YOU RETARD

[Anonymous No.17942858]

>>17941997
wait til someone famous dies
wait til that spike in new positive tests that they know is coming and are desperately trying to play down already

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17943299]

Just finished my taxes and found 3 years worth of roth contributions are sitting in cash. Do I buy now or wait?

[Anonymous No.17943386]

>>17941764
>>17941788
A young healthy celebrity dying.