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>> No.17939261

WATCH THIS BUFOON TALK HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BTiPIhsPOs

>> No.17939263
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17939263

DUMP IMMINENT

>> No.17939273

Trump's going to be replaced with a guy who has dementia. let that sink in.

>> No.17939276

Made $400 on $SNAP today bros

>> No.17939277

FUCK tripfags

>> No.17939278

>>17939241
>Its not a financial war

kek

>> No.17939279

ONLY GOOD NEWS, BEARKEKS ON TRAPWATCH LMAO

>> No.17939281

dr bald manlet is here to tell you about his thoughts and prayers

>> No.17939285
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>I GOT TEN THOUSAND SCIENTISTS READY TO ROLL NIGGA

>> No.17939286

>COOMER MANLET ALERT
COOMER MANLET ALERT
>COOMER MANLET ALERT
COOMER MANLET ALERT
>COOMER MANLET ALERT

>> No.17939288

LITERALLY 10,000 AMERICAN SCIENTISTS WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK ON A CURE

>> No.17939289
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17939289

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>17938662
I called it before the presser, chloroquine will be the death of corona-chan

>> No.17939297

WHAT DO WE DO BEAR BROS

WHAT

DO

WE

DOOOOOOOO

>> No.17939298

>>17939241
> provide hope...
> to America...
> which is basically...
> a terminal patient..

>> No.17939302

guys should i borrow $20k from my 401k to invest?

>> No.17939304

SO FAR
>trump rambling
>trying a new cure?
>manlet FDA guy speaking now

>> No.17939306

>>17939239
I'm a zoomer and if I get WuFlu I will undoubtedly try to spread it to the boomers.

>> No.17939310

>Chinese virus
this will never catch on, there are so many viruses from China that calling the coronavirus that is impractically vague lmaooo

>> No.17939311
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17939311

IT'S GONNA BE HELL
HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS LYING DEAD IN THE STREETS
SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN NOW

>> No.17939313

>>17939297

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

>> No.17939316

>>17939297
BUY PUTS WHILE THEY ARE CHEAP

>> No.17939319
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17939319

BULL ARE LOOSE.
FUCK BEARS
FUCK TRIPFAGS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK FAGGOTS

>> No.17939323

>>17939297
We wait, it's far from over

>> No.17939325

>>17939273
>guy who acts like has dementia replaced by guy who actually has dementia

>> No.17939327
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17939327

Bobros, you DID just buy SQQQ for $24, right?

>> No.17939328
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17939328

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.17939329

>>17939273
So an upgrade?
Biden won't appoint the level of crooks, cronies and suck-ups that Donald has running EVERYTHING.

>"WE SAID STOP, GO HOME!"
NO DONALD, YOU SAID TAKE COOF MEDICINE AND GO TO WORK.
IT WASN'T THAT LONG AGO.

>> No.17939332

TELL US ABOUT THE MONEY

>> No.17939333

>>17939302
>letting the feds invest for you
Yes. Why do you even have a 401? Because of the interest? Fuck that.

>> No.17939334

>>17939273
Trump already has dementia lmao

>> No.17939337

>>17939302
wire me the $20k instead and I'll go all in on hotels

>> No.17939339

>THAT COUGH

>> No.17939341

Xth for fuck you orange man and fuck America

>> No.17939344

>>17939297
cheap puts

>> No.17939346
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17939346

What did GRPN (free stock) mean by this bros?

>> No.17939348
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>>17939302

>> No.17939349
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17939349

kratos stock is a shitcoin

>> No.17939351

Holy fuck that cough

>> No.17939356

>oil pump dying

thank God I wanted to buy the bottom was afraid I missed it

>> No.17939361
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>>17939297
FUCKING RUN

>> No.17939362

>>17939327
SQQQ status -> bought and standing by

>> No.17939363
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17939363

>Awww fuck I'm cooming

>> No.17939368

>>17939339
Shit, did he good?

>> No.17939369

its gonna go down again tmorow right?

>> No.17939371

>There is not enough evidence to determine whether chloroquine is safe to be given to people aged 65 and older. However, the drug is cleared by the kidneys and toxicity should be monitored carefully in people with poor kidney functions.

sounds like a great plan.

>> No.17939373

>>17939327
It's inverse you retard, you buy it high and sell low since it inverses

>> No.17939374
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>>17939327

23 actually

>> No.17939376

10k global deaths tomorrow btw

>> No.17939377
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>>17939327
buy orders tripped at 24.6 and 24.5

>> No.17939382

How low IQ do you have to be to eat this shit up?
>GREAT COUNTRY
>PROFESSIONALS
>WORKING
>EVERY
>DAY

>> No.17939390

>>17939273
Corona-chan will take uncle Joe and the DNC will nominate Hillary at the convention.

>> No.17939391

Trump had 1 chance to say something important and pump the market. It was pumping when he started talking and now has been moving sideways. He's stopped talking.
When the stream is over, it's gonna dive

>> No.17939393
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17939393

>>17939327
REPORTING IN

>> No.17939396

>market crabbing hard

>> No.17939397

>>17939313
Short boost, crab rest of day, plunge tomorrow. Remember, coronachan merely catalysed this recession, but the root cause is long term unstable market fundamentals

>> No.17939404

There are so many fucking non-answers I don't why there is a pump, god boomers are honestly retarded

>> No.17939410
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17939410

>>17939289

Based free money man

>> No.17939411

>>17939382
Suck a dick commie. We’re beating the virus

>> No.17939415

>>17939382
like average?

>> No.17939416

>>17939289
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS CAN AND WILL DISAPPEAR WITHOUT WARNING AND THE STOCK WILL DUMP
https://www.fool.com/news/2019/12/22/us-steel-cuts-dividend-shares-plunge.aspx

>> No.17939421

>>17939390
convention is going to be cancelled due to coofing.

>> No.17939422

Am I crazy or is this conference effectively saying nothing major and just saying "We're working on stuff that will eventually happen"?

>> No.17939426

Hope shorts got crushed

Recession called off lol

>> No.17939429
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>>17939374
>>17939377
>>17939377
>>17939393
Very based, gentlemen. Now we wait.

>> No.17939431

alright bros, i'm all moved out to cash, and to prevent myself from buying any more wagers, i'm going to switch brokers.
who are you all using that isn't robinhood? interactive brokers looks the most tempting to me right now

>> No.17939433

>poorfags voted for this guy
I mean I guess he could be appealing to other rambling retards
Sometimes I feel like this moron forgets what he was talking about a second ago and has to improvise gibberish to fill the void

>> No.17939434

so doomers BTFO?
i dont even like drumpf but yeah this is over

>> No.17939435

>>17939337
How are you doing after CNBC bill?

>> No.17939440

COLLECT THE SPERM

>> No.17939442

>>17939397
But tomorrow is triple witching my nigga how that play out yo homie nig wop do wop bop?

>> No.17939443

>We are looking for everything
>Really just anything we can
>I mean, we're paying Gilead to inject people with turmeric.
>turmeric isn't even an intravenous drug, it's a seasoning, but we're trying it anyway

>> No.17939445

>>17939422
Is this the first conference you've watched?

>> No.17939444

>Collecting the blood of healthy virus free millennials to inject into dying boomers

>> No.17939446

>>17939416
now do dividend aristocrats and kings

>> No.17939449

>>17939422
It literally said there is an effective cure and as long as the drug is available nobody else will die from it except the extremely infirm.

Massive market moon soon.

>> No.17939451

>>17939426
lol no the short crush is friday

>> No.17939452

>>17939327
Yes sir I did buy

>> No.17939454

>>17939397

I agree, i am shorting oil atm though and the feds trying to stop me...

>> No.17939456

>bullkeks actually believe that we arent going to slide downwards the rest of the day and tank tomorrow

>> No.17939458
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17939458

>3-6 months
lmao

>> No.17939465

>>17939373
Kek

>> No.17939468

SOMEBODY GET ACKMAN ON THE LINE

>> No.17939469

>take blood from the sick
>give it to healthy people
nice

>> No.17939470

>>17939431
xtb for cfds and forex

>> No.17939471

>3-6 months until things maybe kind of start going back to normal
Yeah... "good" news. Already starting to tank.

>> No.17939472
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17939472

THIS NIGGA TALKING ABOUT VAMPIRE CURES NOW
THEY DON'T HAVE SHIT

>> No.17939473

this doc has a calming voice

>> No.17939475

Jesus Christ, the obvious shilling in these threads.

>> No.17939476
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>>17939410
thanks fren were all gonna make it

>> No.17939477

>>17939456
Nah we'll end in green today. Tomorrow we're done for.

>> No.17939481

>>17939426
Sold my calls, bought more puts, get fucked faggot

>> No.17939484

This is a pretty milqutoast speech, he's gotta cap it off with trumpbux or something

>> No.17939486

>>17939433
People voted for him because he does shit like say "Chinese virus" and "It comes from China" in a world where the news is so insane it does everything it can to say this is racist. It doesn't mean he's good or not it's just that he will say shit that makes him look like a beacon of sanity in a world of retardation.

>> No.17939487

>>17939327
I'm all in SPY puts, I decided to go a little longer term this time.

>> No.17939488
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17939488

I think I'm feeling short of breath

>> No.17939491

>>17939475
Say hello to PTG shills

>> No.17939493

>>17939440
BANG BANG BOOM
WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE ZOOMER
OUT WITH COOM

>> No.17939494
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17939494

>Dumping

>> No.17939498

>>17939434
delusional

>> No.17939499

>>17939429
tfw up 4.5% in ten minutes


Quick, recommend me a good PUT

>> No.17939503
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>> No.17939504
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17939504

>12 months for a vacc

>> No.17939505

bullbros what's this long red things in my chart??

>> No.17939506

12 months to a vaccine, treatments months away.

>> No.17939508
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>>17939468
ACKMAN WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
THE MARKET IS GREEN
ACKMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>> No.17939509

oh shit crab is gone we're going down

>> No.17939510

>>17939472
Who could've guessed that the bat virus could be cured by sucking blood?

>> No.17939512

>>17939451
Ok

>> No.17939515

12 months lmao

>> No.17939518

>not chinese virus
you fucked up pence

>> No.17939520

>>17939416

>conflating a shit stock that paid a $0.06 dividend with stocks that have raised their dividend 25-50 years in a row.

Cope dumbass. I'll take the free money if you don't want it

>> No.17939521

>>17939382
>>17939382
There are people who literally believe they eat the body and drink the blood of a 2000 year old jew every week which guarantees them a place in eternal paradise.

Never underestimate the stupidity of a human being.

>> No.17939522

does a triple witching usually mean theres a boost in buying or in selling?

>> No.17939523

>>17939456
The cure has been found: drain the zoomzooms and inject their blood into boomers, like that scene from Blade

>> No.17939525
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17939525

PUUUUUUUUUUUMP

>> No.17939529

>>17939484
>m..maybe we uh
>maybe we'll have something soon
>idk a year? haha maybe six months can you guys just hold out for six months please

>> No.17939530

>>17939499
put benis in bagina xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.17939531

>>17939522
There's a boost in both. It means big volatility.

>> No.17939532

R u fucking retards serious they are telling you this shit is already beaten.

The bottom is literally in.

>> No.17939535
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17939535

That's it... that's it...

>> No.17939533

PUMP IS OVER WE DUMPING NOW

>> No.17939536

>>17939491
Other way round, tranny.
I'm not even a yank, but come on.

>> No.17939537

>>17939471
kek let it tumble
>>17939472
they sure as hell can't have my blood
>>17939468
based ackman needs to dump this bish

>> No.17939541

>Pence takes the mic
>DOW falls
lmao

>> No.17939544

>>17939491
8lb By J kek,what does it mean

>> No.17939548

Fucking. boomers believe anything this retard has to say.

>> No.17939549

>>17939327
what is sqqq and why should I buy it
I'm new

>> No.17939551

WHY THE FUCK IS GILD GOING DOWN AND NOT UP????

>> No.17939552
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17939552

Got most of yesterday lose back

In 2 months this should be 25k min

>> No.17939553

we got too cocky bros

>> No.17939554

>>17939486
Except he sounds even more retarded on average than your typical college dropout

>but muh based insults
you wanted a 15 year old teenager as your president? God damn americans are a fucking waste of air

>> No.17939556
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17939556

>we have nothing we can do BUT DON'T PANIC BUY MORE STOCKS YOU FUCKING FILTHY GOYIM

HERE COMES THE DUUUUUUUUUUMP

>> No.17939558

>>17939504
>wanting to be injected experimental shit which was rushed out within 4 weeks

>> No.17939559

>>17939521
>2020
>being an unironic edgy atheist

I feel bad for you Anon

>> No.17939564

>>17939521
*tips*

>> No.17939569

>>17939449
>effective
is that why China did clinical trials and then said nothing about it? CCP loves bragging about their successes.

>> No.17939571
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17939571

>FEMA

>> No.17939575

>>17939536
I talked to you not about you ,clean your monitor

>> No.17939583

DUMPING
DUMPING
DUMPING

BEAR BROS WE BACK.

>> No.17939584

FEMA. ITS GONNA DUMP

>> No.17939587

SPY's going back to 238

>> No.17939588
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17939588

>>17939468
You gotta listen to me, this is SERIOUS! Millions will DIE!

>> No.17939590

WHY ARE COKE J&J AND PFIZER GETTING REKTTTED??

>> No.17939591

It was scheduled on the assumption they would be able to announce YangBux this morning. But no deal was cut last night, so he's rambling with vague platitudes. You may now resume your crashing market already in progress.

>> No.17939592

Does anyone understand why GILD is shitting the bed right now? What the fuck

>> No.17939596

>>17939548
good let them, they're the ones who are going to die

>> No.17939604
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>>17939499

SEAGATE PUT

>> No.17939610

>>17939554
back to chingchong land, chink shill. stick a dead bat up your ass

>> No.17939611
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17939611

I HOPE YOU BOYS BOUGHT INVERSE

>> No.17939614
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17939614

>if you don't have symptoms, you don't need to get a test
>up to 20% of cases are completely asymptomatic

We're so fucked. Nobody knows what to do.

>> No.17939620

BELOW 1% NOW

HERE COMES THE RED

>> No.17939623

>>17939611
dude seriously just shut the fuck up already

>> No.17939624

>>17939592
Support from the president.
If they fail a vaccine they're fucked so people are getting out early because of that uncertaincy

>> No.17939625

why is the Guess brand for clothes mooning? GES

are THOTs shopping online while their beta prepper bfs feed them rice and spam?

>> No.17939627

>>17939549
Inverse-Leveraged ETF. Market goes down = price goes up, and vice versa.

>> No.17939628
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17939628

In the short amount of time he's been talking the S&P has been selling


Good for the options traders.

>> No.17939629

>>17939548
He's been right about everything. He's right about this too. Trump is the hero of the American people.

>> No.17939631

NOW WE HAVE AN ACTUAL TESTING SYSTEM, ONLY 2 MONTHS LATE!
GOOD ON US!!!
TAKE RANDOM DRUGS, WHO KNOWS!!

>> No.17939632
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17939632

A CURE HAS BEEN FOUND

>> No.17939633

Retards finally realized this will last at least 12 months

>> No.17939634

>>17939569
Uhhhh what?
They have not shown any willingness to help the world deal with this. The drugs that they have been testing, foreign drugs, why would they be praising them?

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>>17939623
No.

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another 20k test

>> No.17939646

>>17939575
>I talked to you not about you ,clean your monitor
LMFAO gleat English, Chang.

>> No.17939647
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17939647

>he bought?

>> No.17939650

Pence trying to sound enthusiastic about 3M's profits. Honestly sad.

>> No.17939651

>>17939610
Yeah, you couldnt make a coherent argument to save your life Cletus, literally. I guess being mentally 15 helps you sleep at night.

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17939653

How long until we start seeing some dead senators??

>>17939241
>no edition
disappointing, altho good job keeping (embed)'s out

>> No.17939657
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17939657

WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

>> No.17939658

He literally just said we're going to need tens of thousands of ventilators as the virus spreads. Whoops.

>> No.17939660

GET FUCKED BULLS
SHORTS ARE BACK IN THE MENU BEARBROS

>> No.17939659

>>17939651
lmao you are pathetic

>> No.17939662

ITS OVER

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>> No.17939664

>>17939596
People of all age except kids are just as likely to need ICU care although elderly are more likely to die

>> No.17939665

>>17939629
It's true, Trump has been correct only 2 months after all the experts who have been trying to say this, while Trump and Fox mocked them roundly.

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>> No.17939669

>>17939472
fuck I missed it what happened

>> No.17939670

>>17939549
When spy go down, sqqq go up 3x

>> No.17939672

>>17939631
pretty much a summary of this entire speech.

>> No.17939679 [DELETED] 

today we hit 18k again tomorrow we go bellow 18k monday free fall

>> No.17939683

>>17939650
Many such cases

>> No.17939685
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>>17939426
>i'm too retarded to play both directions

>> No.17939686

3M MAKING MILLIONS OF NEW MASKS AND I BOUGHT 15 SHARES WHY IS IT GOING DOWN REEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17939687

>>17939629
>these are the people callings others shills
yiggity yikes

>> No.17939688

I'll be honest, for me Pence sounds so much more presidential than the orange cheeto

>> No.17939689
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17939689

BEARBROS REPORT IN

>> No.17939691
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17939691

How do I get a refund on Robinhood? I bought Equinfax by accident when I wanted to buy Equinix instead.

>> No.17939694

>>17939569
Why would chinks try to stop a killer virus they released to kill their old people and use as a smokescreen to disappear political dissidents, along with fucking with the west? Actual effective treatment is reserved for loyal party members and family.

>> No.17939696

"We have no idea what's going on. Really no idea what to do. We're testing random drugs and hoping that they'll work."

>> No.17939700

Is she hot bros?

>> No.17939701

>>17939632
Is this blade 2?
>>17939653
Very good question.
Maybe we’ll just get body doubles until this is all over. Or they’ll “work from home”

>> No.17939706
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>> No.17939708

>>17939662
ROONED

>> No.17939710

Mike Pence is such a suave statement. He'll be a great president in 2024

>> No.17939711

>antidotes

>> No.17939713
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17939713

>In order to fulfill the ventilator needs we'll be converting over 375,000 commercial grade shopvacs into ventilators

>> No.17939716

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG MY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK BRIX IS BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

>> No.17939715

>>17939691
YOU DONT LOL

>> No.17939718

>>17939686
Masks are like 0.5% of the company

>> No.17939720

Mario Mom is up. The stocks are going down.

>> No.17939722

Buy RDHL if you want to profit off this.

>> No.17939723
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>>17939689
Present

>> No.17939724

>>17939659
Not nearly as much as you. Have fun drowning in debt while your orange cheeto bends over to bail out the mega corporations. I’m sure you’ll really enjoy all that winning.

>> No.17939726

woman talking, dump time

>> No.17939727

Why is 3M stock dropping with N95 masks a buzzword right now? Is the rest of their product portfolio expected to take that much of a hit that the N95 mask production won't offset it? Isn't there a chance that some of their production lines are being refitted for N95 production?

>> No.17939730
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>>17939691

>> No.17939732
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17939732

>antidotes
It's "anecdotes"

>> No.17939733
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My $30 limit buy on Pfeizer just fired

>> No.17939735

Who else exchanged into USD from CAD and has been making gains without even knowing it?

>> No.17939736
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17939736

>>17939689
standing by for the post trump dump

>> No.17939737

>Woman talks
>Dow goes down

>> No.17939739

DID SHE JUST SAY ANTIDOTE INSTEAD OF ANECDOTE???

>> No.17939742

>antidotes
kek

>> No.17939745

>>17939724
seethe more faggot haha

>> No.17939746

>>17939710
he has a good voice for speaking. very eloquent.

>> No.17939749

>>17939700
very much in same the vein as nina hartley

>> No.17939758

>>17939327
>bought yesterday at $29
I'm retarded

>> No.17939759

>>17939730
>>17939715
Are you serious? I bought 5x the amount I wanted to because I thought the price dropped from $500 to $100

>> No.17939765

>>17939631
LMAO

>> No.17939768

>>17939727
3M makes about 8,000,000 different products and masks are not that big of a revenue stream

>> No.17939769

>>17939647
Domp eet

>> No.17939770

BOOTY
>BOOTY
BOOTY
>BOOTY
BOOTY
>BOOTY
BOOTY
>BOOTY
BOOTY
>BOOTY

>> No.17939771

their booties?

>> No.17939772

>>17939745
lose more faggot haha

>> No.17939773

Did I miss anything?

>> No.17939774

>>17939691
NO REFUNDS.

>> No.17939777
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>>17939691

>> No.17939778

>>17939737
Did you see her yesterday? She was literally talking about how millennials will save us from this because they know how to skip from level 3 to level 7 in video games.

>> No.17939780

>>17939691
Shoot them an email bro

>> No.17939781

>>17939727
I’ve said this many times but yes, masks are a very small segment.

Recession FUCKS them. They’re a manufacturer. They work on all sorts of things.

>> No.17939784

>>17939759
Why would they "refund" you? You put in a purchase order and they filled it.

>> No.17939787

>boodys

>> No.17939789

>be shure to practish shoshal dishtancing

>> No.17939791

>>17939746
Look at the way he looks at the crowd. His fucking eyebrows

>> No.17939797

donathions

>> No.17939798

>>17939758
It's okay bro, sell at 30 tomorrow and get back in the next day.

>> No.17939799
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>>17939689
we're back

>> No.17939800

I've been a turbo bear but am turning bull at least short term. Snagged SPUU for long term hold and a variety of SPY calls OOTM. I just don't trust this downward movement after that futures turnaround and this green day. Something seems strange about it and we might see an explosion up.

>> No.17939802

This slurring

>> No.17939804

>>17939784
They misled me by naming the companies so similarly.

>> No.17939806

>Begging for Zoomer blood

>> No.17939808

>>17939691
REIT GANG

>> No.17939809

Who’s the asshole bank using their repo money to create floors constantly, it’s so obnoxious watching SPY flip $3 at a time

>> No.17939811

GIVE US YOUR BLOOD GOY

>> No.17939813

>le based black man

>> No.17939814
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17939814

QQQ up 2%
TQQQ down 4% someone explain the math

>> No.17939816
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17939816

>>17939691

>> No.17939817

Does this nigga got a lisp

>> No.17939819

WAIT WHAT THERE’S 10,000 CASES IN THE US???

>> No.17939820

>antidote
>booties

does this faggot have a lisp? why didn't they just have someone speak for his retarded ass kek

>> No.17939824
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>>17939689
Called sqqq short term on the low this morning.

>> No.17939825

THE PRESIDENT FINALLY STOPPING DENYING ACTUALLY GIVES US AUTHORITY TO DO SOMETHING!! PRAISE MR PRESIDENT!!!

>> No.17939826

>>17939669
Trump was saying they have promising drugs to treat it, then the next dude starts talking about sucking the blood out of recovered people and injecting it into the sick to fight the disease

>> No.17939828

>>17939759
If you hodl it for a couple of years maybe you'll get a nice profit

>> No.17939832

>>17939817
sure does

>> No.17939833

>>17939746
More like smug & arrogant

>> No.17939834
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17939834

We'll NEVER getting this opportunity to invest in stocks at this value again. Hope you're not gonna miss out, lads.

Coronavirus is the best thing to ever happen to us if we take the opportunity.

>> No.17939835

Who is this lispy faggy nigger?

>> No.17939836

Someone get Tyson of the stage

>> No.17939838

when did mike tyson get his face tattoo removed??

>> No.17939839

Anesthesiologist is such an unfortunate career if you have a lisp.

>> No.17939841

>GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME
GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME
>GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME
GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME
>GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME
GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME
>GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME
GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME
>GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME
GIVE ME YOUR ADRENOCHROME

>> No.17939840

>GIVE US YOUR BLOOD GOYIM

>> No.17939844

+0.x%
wow, real bull hours

>> No.17939845

>>17939804
bruh Robinhood didn't name the tickers

>> No.17939846

donate blood to boomers after they fucked us for decades and decades to come? Nah.

>> No.17939848

>>17939733
Wait really? Doesn’t look like it’s gong beneath 30.50

>> No.17939850

did this woman just try to suggest that it's having more positive cases and a high percentage of positive cases is actually a good thing?

>begging millennials to donate their avocado toast laced blood to save boomers
HAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
boomer cope

>> No.17939851

Somebody forgot to give this cunt their daily andrenochrome

>> No.17939852

PLEASE DONATE BLOOD WE ARE GOING TO NEED IT IN 1 MONTH. PLEASE

>> No.17939857

THEY WANT TO DRAIN ZOOMERS OF THEIR BLOOD AND GIVE IT TO BOOMERS. FUCKING SELL SELL SELL.

>> No.17939858

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IS GOING DOWN
MAKE THE ORANGE BABOON LIE AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17939860

>>17939819
However many confirmed cases there are, assume there are 3 times as many in reality

>> No.17939862

>>17939806
>>17939811

i misssed it, what did they say

>> No.17939863

can i buy stocks in blood

>> No.17939864

>>17939833
Mike Pence is not Al Gore

>> No.17939867

what the hell happened to the big news? gay

>> No.17939865

they think they can have my blood for free lmao

>> No.17939868

>>17939817
Gay lisp

>> No.17939869

>our government is run by actual vampires

>> No.17939870

America will invade another country soon to take their foreskins.

>> No.17939877

time for the q&a dump

>> No.17939879
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I can't tell what's psyops and what's just incompetence and retardation

>> No.17939881
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this is a fucking disaster so far

>> No.17939882

SUB 20K
FUUUUCK

>> No.17939890

>>17939804
>They misled me by naming the companies so similarly.
Dude that's your fucking fault for being a dyslexic autist not theirs.
You fucked up. There's no refund. You made a bad trade and now you gotta take that loss.
Next time search by their symbols not their fucking names.
Jesus this is why 4chan should never be allowed near a bloomberg terminal.

>> No.17939891

>>17939816
I prefer when it’s called chuck’s.

>> No.17939892

>>17939862
They asked "millennials and gen Z" to donate blood

>> No.17939893

SELLLLLL SELLLL FOR YOUR LIVES THE BOOMERS WANT OUR BLOOD NOW. LOCKING US IN DEBT SLAVERY WASNG ENOUGH.

>> No.17939894

>Harvest the young's blood, who cares if they get sick

>> No.17939896
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17939896

Caught this little guy out back buying the dip.

>> No.17939897

>>17939862
They're urging zoomers and millenials to donate blood

>> No.17939902

>>17939839
lmao

>> No.17939903

>I can't do anything about stock buybacks, all I can do is tell them not to.

>> No.17939904
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17939904

here comes the doomp

>> No.17939910
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17939910

Thanks for the pump

>> No.17939912
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17939912

>>17939882
we are infinite

>> No.17939913

SOLD MY CALLS AT THE PEAK AND PLACED A PUT ON UBER. BOYS THIS IS HOW WE MAKE IT

>> No.17939918
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17939918

IT'S ALL OVER

>> No.17939921

ZIP ZOP
GOING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN

>> No.17939925
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17939925

bullcucks so smug 5 minutes ago

>> No.17939928
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17939928

Let's go boys

>> No.17939929
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17939929

JUST CRAB MY MARKET UP SENPAI

>> No.17939932

>>17939893
this

>> No.17939937

>LOOK AT HOW ANGRY THAT NIGGER LOOKS

>> No.17939939

BULLTARDS FELL FOR IT AGAIN
HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA

>> No.17939940

THE V CURVE

>> No.17939942

>>17939913
>RDHL
What price?

>> No.17939943

>its a daily fucking episode of drumpf and gang coming out to speak and the markets shitting bricks right after

Really, REALLY getting fucking sick of this

>> No.17939945

AHHHHHHHHH YOU FUCKIJNG BOOMER VAMPIRES CAB EAT SHIT I'M FULL BEAR NOW. 4/20 SPY 200 PUT NOW.

>> No.17939949

>>17939773
We're going to war,bro

>> No.17939955

do something retarded FDJT, crash the market.

>> No.17939956
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17939956

>>17939912
NICE TRY BOBO
I'LL OFFER MY ENERGY TO KEEP IT 20K

>> No.17939959

>mr president i get that theres this big virus going on but theres a journalist missing please tell me about this

>> No.17939961

>started trading on Friday and lost 15% because noob
>close to breaking even now just from riding SQQQ
Based Bobo

>> No.17939962

>We're looking at every drug
So we have no idea what works then

>> No.17939965
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17939965

>>17939896
back to the cage he goes

>> No.17939966

who

>> No.17939967

>>17939879
That's the psyop.

>> No.17939971

>>17939925
>>17939928
>>17939939

I STILL NEED IT TO DIP FURTHER INTO THE RED

STOP GETTING COCKY

>> No.17939973

>he doesnt even know if Austin is still alive
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
why even mention it?????

>> No.17939980

>>17939897
>>17939892
fuck that shit lmao
my blood is mine
fuck the boomers

>> No.17939982

>>17939819
9,415 las I checked so breddy much true ... If the infection rate is as rapid as they keep saying is true then there are WAY more cases than that.

>> No.17939988

RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED

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17939989

>>17939701
cant work from home, it brings so much things in the house/senate into question

two fast off the top of my head: working remotely destroys the ability to filibuster

also, if we can work from home, why artificial cap on number of members of the house? if they dont need to be in the building, why we got a limit based on how many can fit in the room still?

basically as soon as any congressmen decides working from home is acceptable, then half the other shit they do gets thrown into question

also how most senators dont even know how to turn on a computer, not to mention check an email (or even know what an email is)

>our internet laws were written by people who never even touched a computer

>> No.17939993

>is this bad thing ok?

Mmmmmmm, Mike can you answer the?

>> No.17939995

>>17939686
All those extra production capability they have to pump out now is actually a burden to the company. And many of their other businesses are also affected negatively by the corona.

>> No.17939997

>>17939973
for votes

>> No.17939998

It's starting

>> No.17940003

HOW IS DAT ACCEPTABLE

>> No.17940005

FIND AUSTIN TYCE FOR HIS INCREDIBLE MOTHER! FIND AUSTIN TYCE FOR HIS INCREDIBLE MOTHER! FIND AUSTIN TYCE FOR HIS INCREDIBLE MOTHER! FIND AUSTIN TYCE FOR HIS INCREDIBLE MOTHER! FIND AUSTIN TYCE FOR HIS INCREDIBLE MOTHER! FIND AUSTIN TYCE FOR HIS INCREDIBLE MOTHER! FIND AUSTIN TYCE FOR HIS INCREDIBLE MOTHER! FIND AUSTIN TYCE FOR HIS INCREDIBLE MOTHER! FIND AUSTIN TYCE FOR HIS INCREDIBLE MOTHER!
BAD NEWS? I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT!

>> No.17940008

>>17939994
>>17939994
>>17939994
>>17939994
NEW THREAD

>>17939994
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NEW THREAD

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NEW THREAD

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NEW THREAD

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NEW THREAD

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NEW THREAD

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NEW THREAD

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NEW THREAD

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NEW THREAD

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NEW THREAD

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NEW THREAD

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NEW THREAD

>> No.17940010

why of course I'd love to donate my blood once I test (HIV) positive

>> No.17940019

xd

>> No.17940022
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17940022

>R E D

>> No.17940023

>>17939980
It's all fake news, they need our blood to resurrect Epstein.

>> No.17940026
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The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the boomers and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down, and whisper "No."

>> No.17940028
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17940028

pence the master question dodger
>why use bandanas?
>we're making 50 million masks!! can you believe it!

>> No.17940031

>>they gonna take your blood nigga
Aint no 2. Amendment for your blood

>> No.17940030

Why do they let cunts like this into the room. God I hate women

>> No.17940035

>>17939973
that came out of nowhere

>> No.17940044

>>17939804
>They misled me by naming the companies so similarly.
Lol you aren't playing a mobile phone games

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>> No.17940050

>>17939701
Yeah Blade 2, the best one.
Blade 3 had the hottest chick though.

>> No.17940055

>>17939989
Emergency measures, I mean they’ll have aides do everything for them to hide how sick they are.

>> No.17940060

>>17939973
they probably know. they're probably negotiating his release.

>i'm going to tell people during the conference
>sir no you can't, it would jeapordise the negotiations
>uh, sure, i'll figure it out

>> No.17940065

DUMP IT ALREADY!!!

>> No.17940088

>>17940050
Agreed but I don’t remember which one had which girl. Jessica biel?

>> No.17940095

>>17939918
It kinda looks like there is a giant hand squeezing his head. Is this the free market I've heard of?

>> No.17940100

>>17939569
Those aren't Chinese medicines so what's there for them to brag about?

>> No.17940123

>>17940095
no it's the (((free market)))

>> No.17940124

how does it not help to say what the ideas are hahaha IT'S BECAUSE IT WOULD CREATE PANIC

>> No.17940132

>>17939943
It is dumpf not drumpf

>> No.17940191

These female journalists are insufferable

>> No.17940248

>>17940191
All journalists should be shot

>> No.17940287

Get a load of that fucking blond!

>> No.17940347

>>17939834
unironically true

>> No.17940541

are going to hit 18k today?

>> No.17940551

NEW YORK TIMES NATIONALIZED CONFIRMED