/smg/ Sock Market General

[Anonymous No.17937185]

take a breath edition

brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>>17936115

[Anonymous No.17937201]

>he sold bottom

[Anonymous No.17937205]

JEROME YOU FUCK

[Anonymous No.17937207]

Keep it pumping Jerome!

[Anonymous No.17937210]

Nice scam pump bulltards, we're finishing the week blood red either way.

[Anonymous No.17937216]

hey guys remember when I told you to buy Cloudflare at $15 a week ago?

now it's at $21

[Anonymous No.17937219]

Should've sold SQQQ when it was at 28

[Anonymous No.17937220]

[Anonymous No.17937223]

FUCK YOU DNC GIVE ME MY TRUMPBUX

[Anonymous No.17937225]

FUCK YOU DISNEY

[Anonymous No.17937233]

Leafbros, what are you guys watching? Looking to diversify with solid cheapies

[Anonymous No.17937234]

I SHORTED OIL AND I AM CLOSE TO BEING LIQUIDATED AAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17937235]

My digits end with 0. Where the dow will be in a week.

[Northern Data AG No.17937236]

First for Northern Data AG stonks

[Anonymous No.17937238]

>>17937225
hehe never fuck with the mouse

[Anonymous No.17937239]

Who is pumping this shit market?!!!

[Anonymous No.17937243]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17937244]

>>17937239
Jerome

[Anonymous No.17937250]

What the fuck is going on with $PLAY?

[Anonymous No.17937251]

>>17937234

>shorting oil at 18 year lows

How retarded can you be?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17937255]

>>17937239
/smg/

[Anonymous No.17937256]

WE PUMPING WE PUMPING
LETS GO BULLCHADS THIS IS OUR DAY

[Anonymous No.17937263]

Who else was smart enough to stock up on calls yesterday?

[Anonymous No.17937265]

>just bought 100DFEN in the hopes of a BA bailout and 50 PILL in the hopes of a pharma renaissance

I'm cautiously optimistic bros.

[Anonymous No.17937267]

YOU CAN'T KEEP IT ABOVE 20K JEROME
GIVE UP

[Anonymous No.17937268]

>>17937251
>Not shorting oil when the Saudi/Russia price kerfuffle isn't going to end for months

[Anonymous No.17937271]

If NASDAQ goes +5% today I think I'll sell my Amazon at the end of today.

Corona has only just begun to affect the markets and China is lying out of their ass about recovery.

[Anonymous No.17937273]

>>17937239
red day green day

[Anonymous No.17937275]

>>17937219
Realz, SQQQ up tomorrow. I bought at 25 this morning

[Anonymous No.17937283]

>>17937267
why is he stickied?

[Anonymous No.17937284]

>>17937223
>Force small businesses to close under threat of huge fines
>Ooh but goys if you need money we've graciously offered low interest loans
America is a fucking joke

[Anonymous No.17937286]

how far otm are you boys buying spy options?

[Anonymous No.17937288]

>TWTR $15 3/27 PUT

am I fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.17937289]

Jerome is love

Jerome is life

When he whispers into my ear at night all I can do is buy when the market opens

[Anonymous No.17937291]

>>17937268
>>17937268

shorting oil is fine it reached $11 in the 90s, just need to have enough liquidity to hold position through the bumps.

[Anonymous No.17937295]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

we are 4 weeks away from 27K DOW, cap it

[Anonymous No.17937294]

>>17937263
RED DAY GREEN DAY

[Anonymous No.17937299]

MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF JEROME
HE IS PRINTING OUT THE REPOS WHERE THE BULLS OF WRATH ARE STORED
HE HATH LOOSED THE FATEFUL LIGHTNING OF HIS TERRIBLE SWIFT PUMP
HIS MARKETS MARCHING ON

[Anonymous No.17937301]

>>17937275
>buying the top

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17937300]

possible squeeze on MDXG

[Anonymous No.17937303]

*ahem*

[Anonymous No.17937304]

>>17937263
this feels like an organic short term bottom to me.

[Anonymous No.17937307]

Do odd lots matter anymore with respect to speed of execution of a trade?

I don't really want to buy 100 shares of TVIX

[Anonymous No.17937310]

DIE VIX DIE

[Anonymous No.17937314]

>>17937233
L
HXD
That's it, I sold CAD for USD two weeks ago before oil crash killed our economy.

[Anonymous No.17937315]

>>17937250
they have a deal running where they'll trade toilet paper for tickets 1:1

[Anonymous No.17937317]

>>17937268
MBS will be assassinated on the toilet long before that

[Anonymous No.17937318]

>>17937283
to make sure Jerome sees it

[Anonymous No.17937319]

PUMP DAT SHIT JEROME

YEAH WHITE BOI

U CUTE

[Anonymous No.17937320]

>>17937185
WHAT IS THE DOW DOING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17937321]

Use the government supply of TP to print money Jerome!

[Anonymous No.17937325]

whooosh nice 11% Tesla up
I give up. Fuck this bullshit. The market makes no sense

[Anonymous No.17937326]

When to buy Visa stock? Now or wait another month?

[Anonymous No.17937328]

Who /boughtSQQQat$25/ here?

Here comes the money

[Anonymous No.17937336]

This market has given me feels

[Anonymous No.17937337]

>>17937219
Just managed to squeak it through at 29, only made like $30 but fuck it, made it out

[Anonymous No.17937340]

>>17937286
source on this bitch

[Anonymous No.17937341]

at least Trump is speaking in half an hour
can expect a 10% drop then

[Anonymous No.17937349]

>>17937286
always around 15%, but that's just me since it fits into my strats.

[Anonymous No.17937352]

>>17937321
HOLY SHIT GIVE ME TOLIET PAPER TOLIERNATOR!

[Anonymous No.17937354]

>>17937213
I know there is value in IPL, I have yet to decide a price point. Just keeping my eye on it, waiting for news or company updates before I make a decision.

SES I bought in at 0.79 with 1500 shares, It's sitting at .99 right now and might pull my profits. It's definetly going back down.

[Anonymous No.17937355]

Right, this has gone far enough. It's time to go lower.

[Anonymous No.17937362]

Can I get SQQQ at 24 again? Please Jerry boy?

[Anonymous No.17937365]

>>17937286
5-10%

[Anonymous No.17937366]

>>17937250
Dave & Busters activated the poison pill

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/dave-busters-adopts-poison-pill-after-stock-drops-90-in-a-month-2020-03-19

[Anonymous No.17937369]

>>17937291

Dude, it reached $11...nominally. In 1998. Inflation adjusted it's $18.50

The only way oil reaches $11 again is if planes, shipping tankers and cars SHUT DOWN. Complete collapse in demand for transportation.

AND a supply glut.

[Anonymous No.17937372]

>>17937325
Musk said they were going to manufacture ventilators

[Anonymous No.17937379]

>>17937328
Unironically me

[Anonymous No.17937381]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY PUTERINOS

[Anonymous No.17937384]

>Why are you so concerned about being right instead of just making money?
Well /biz/?

[Anonymous No.17937386]

stupid fucking question, but how long can I hold the ETFs, after the dust settles im considering buying some amount of JETS, considering oil ETFS not sure which one to pick. the question however remains can I buy an ETF and hold it for 2-3 years?

[Anonymous No.17937393]

>>17937210
No were fucking not bobo, fridays GREEN BABY. Monday you get to sink your teeth into pie but not before then

[Anonymous No.17937394]

We've bottomed out guys, now's the time to buy bullbros.
bobos btfo

[Anonymous No.17937395]

>>17937362
This.

[Anonymous No.17937400]

>>17937362
based
it's too fucking easy, just place buy orders on SQQQ at $24, get it, sell at $28
literally free money at this point.

[Anonymous No.17937403]

Trump holding a press conference this early means the market will go up, right guys???????

[Anonymous No.17937408]

>>17937394
cope

[Anonymous No.17937407]

>>17937365
>>17937349
what expiry do you target?

[Anonymous No.17937411]

>>17937403
howd that work yesterday

[Anonymous No.17937414]

RED AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17937415]

>>17937394
We absolutely have not bottomed. Dead cat bounce and fake pump

[Anonymous No.17937416]

>>17937328
Me. Been swing trading it the past week or so. Gonna sell at close tomorrow when we dump

[Anonymous No.17937417]

I knew this retarded shit would happen, why did I not wait?

[Anonymous No.17937419]

>>17937386
Yes, you can hold them as long as you want. Theyll most likely lose value overtime and Oil will take a while to recover

[Anonymous No.17937425]

If I buy 1/21 gush $1 calls how will the upcoming reverse split affect me?

[Anonymous No.17937427]

J-JEROME?

[Anonymous No.17937429]

>>17937303
Snip snop

[Anonymous No.17937432]

HOLD THE LINE SPARTANS

[Anonymous No.17937434]

>>17937403
can go both ways desu

[Anonymous No.17937440]

Bobros... we're back

[Anonymous No.17937442]

Red day green day pattern since 3 weeks ago, when will you retards learn

[Anonymous No.17937443]

>back in -ve
WHERE IS THE BULL GANG NOW?
SHOW YOURSELVES

[Anonymous No.17937444]

NOOOO PLEASE WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING BEFORE TRUMP SPEAKS JEROME FOR FUCKS SAKE

[Anonymous No.17937446]

THE PAMP IS OVER

[Anonymous No.17937449]

PUMP OVER
>PUMP OVER
STEADY DECLINE UNTIL EOD

[Anonymous No.17937451]

we now return to your regularly scheduled programming

[Anonymous No.17937452]

RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN
>RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN
RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN
>RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN
CLOWN MARKET

[Anonymous No.17937453]

>>17937419
could you please explain how they'll lose value. I thought that if I go long I could just sell the shares with profit.

[Anonymous No.17937455]

>>17937369
>only way it reaches $11 is the status quo
???

[Anonymous No.17937460]

Don't worry guys, they're just changing the ink in the printer.

[Anonymous No.17937463]

guys ffs play straddles/strangles in a volitile market, don'tgo FR and gamble...

bear markets take 2 years on avg, relax

[Anonymous No.17937464]

>>17937403
normally the market dips when he gets on tv about corona

[Anonymous No.17937467]

>>17937444
it's too late
Trump will commence operation
DOW 18K

[Anonymous No.17937469]

>>17937403
What time? Too busy refreshing this thread to go look for it.

[Anonymous No.17937470]

>>17937216
and now it's sinking like a rock

[Anonymous No.17937471]

>>17937442
it's funny how like 50% of anons haven't noticed this.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17937473]

>>17937415
typical greedy bear. Trump is going to come out and announce that we have the cure for the virus. Our partners in Israel have already had a vaccine for this and we're going to be fine.

[Anonymous No.17937477]

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee
WHERE ARE WE GOING???

[Anonymous No.17937481]

>Jerome at the end of this week

[Anonymous No.17937484]

>>17937452
honk honk

[Anonymous No.17937487]

>U.S. stocks opened lower, but then pushed higher, after new data on the U.S. labor market underscored rising joblessness amid the coronavirus outbreak.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/stock-market-news-live-updates-march-19-2020-221910855.html

Am I just stupid, or does that not make any sense?

[Anonymous No.17937491]

>>17937394
I hope you realise it hasn't even begun, we will see real damage in a month or two when people's savings run out.

[Anonymous No.17937492]

>>17937477

[Anonymous No.17937495]

>AAPL TURNED RED

Goodbye bulls, see you next year when this recovers

[Anonymous No.17937496]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://youtu.be/2o7dkC8XWJ4

[Anonymous No.17937497]

HOLY FUCK I BOUGHT THE DIP AT +150, MY PUTS ARE GOING TO THE MOON!

[Anonymous No.17937498]

yeah im thinking were back bobros

[Anonymous No.17937499]

>Be Europe
>Wake up, oh America still has shitload of air in stock prices? Still a lot of room for crash, long way to recovery
>Keep selling. My quality stock is not 5 euros instead of 8.

>Be America
>Wake up. Oh so you're telling me Corona has nothing to do with the beer brand?? Tsla only 600 dollars a piece?? Thats bargain! PUMP IT

Repeat this every day for the next 30 days.

[Anonymous No.17937500]

And we are going down again Bobobros

[Anonymous No.17937501]

>>17937469
20 minutes is conference time
50 minutes till Trump actually shows up

[Anonymous No.17937502]

My 62yr father got laid off and now he's Ubering during a pandemic/snow storm.

I HOPE THIS SHITHOLE COUNTRY GETS NUKES

[Anonymous No.17937505]

>>17937481
There should be blood between the rollers of the printer

[Anonymous No.17937508]

>>17937403
>Trump holds his press conference
>News seems to be going good, markets rising
>Suddenly Ackman walks up on stage and pushes him away from the microphone
>Announces that he's gotten REM back together
>They perform "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" as he starts screaming that the global economy is going to contract by 25% and that he saw visions of the Horsemen with American unemployment topping out at 50%, war with China inevitable
>Markets plunge

[Anonymous No.17937522]

>>17937470
you 1 minute candle watchers are hilarious, in a retarded sort of way

[Anonymous No.17937523]

'e bought ze dip?

[Anonymous No.17937524]

>>17937403
if he says that they are locking down large parts of murica it's going to be a shitshow.

[Anonymous No.17937527]

>>17937487
>Am I just stupid, or does that not make any sense?
This is the clown world anon, nothing makes sense anymore!

[Anonymous No.17937532]

>noticed double top, closed position and opened a short position
either im actually absorbing information or i just lucked out. either way idk it's making me money

[Anonymous No.17937534]

WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17937535]

>>17937508
>mfw Ackman assassinates the president

[Anonymous No.17937537]

The bears and bulls in this thread are massive idiots.

[Anonymous No.17937538]

>>17937487
no jobs = more time to play skee-ball at dave and busters

[Anonymous No.17937545]

>>17937366
You think it'll drop again next week?

[Anonymous No.17937547]

>>17937502
he is gonna die from the virus no chance not getting infected as a uber driver

[Anonymous No.17937546]

>>17937523
I love this meme

[Anonymous No.17937548]

17K BY END OF TODAY

[Anonymous No.17937549]

Holy shit this dive. My calls were 5 cents out of my stop limit.

[Anonymous No.17937550]

>>17937502
BOOMER
REMOVER

[Anonymous No.17937565]

>>17937508
Based Ackman.

[Anonymous No.17937572]

>>17937505
>There should be blood between the rollers of the printer
Well he shot himself, so .....
But someone should do an edit with the printer!

[Anonymous No.17937578]

>Bought $180 DIA puts during the pump
>Crashing down, as predicted
Is it really this easy

[Anonymous No.17937581]

Weak pump fed, you'll have to print more than that to halt the bear.

[Anonymous No.17937584]

WHY IS IT DOWN? I JUST BOUGHT AFTER IT RECOVERED

[Anonymous No.17937586]

>he's still bullish when people literally aren't fucking working

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17937587]

>>17937537
let me guess.. you're gender neutral?

[Anonymous No.17937589]

https://amp.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/article/3075947/coronavirus-hong-kong-confirms-16-new-cases-health-officials-probe stocks are gonna dive hard tomorrow when news if this breaks

[Anonymous No.17937591]

>>17937501
I’m saving a bit of cash to buy more puts on the off chance that there’s a trump pump so I can buy more puts

[Anonymous No.17937595]

DO YOU REMEMBER SPCE AT 40? AHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17937599]

>>17937537
dumb frog

[Anonymous No.17937601]

>>17937537
agreed. /smg/ is a CRAB forum

[Anonymous No.17937603]

>>17937584
there is no recovery

[Anonymous No.17937604]

JEROME DO SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17937605]

>>17937591
based

[Anonymous No.17937607]

Watch the 10 year yield curve, when it goes below 1% this market will fall straight to 17k

[Anonymous No.17937608]

>>17937584
>recovered
What part of "pump and dump" do you not understand?

[Anonymous No.17937610]

Sorry Jerome, you did your best. Goodnight sweet prince.

[Anonymous No.17937611]

>>17937578
You're in for a nasty surprise. Just let me make this 1 phone call.

[Anonymous No.17937615]

>>17937508
>There's a timeline in which that will happen.

[Anonymous No.17937618]

I was considering buying SH when SPX went above open, but I was too cowardly to pull the trigger. I don't deserve to post in these threads. Goodbye, /smg/...

[Anonymous No.17937620]

>>17937587
No, I am just not a dumb ass who cheerleads for red line green line when it slightly rises above or below either.

[Anonymous No.17937621]

Post your 1 month charts

[Anonymous No.17937623]

>>17937595
damn that seems like forever ago..

[Anonymous No.17937640]

Got $1166 for my tax refund, what should I spend it on?

[Anonymous No.17937645]

>>17937621
I'm glad I didnt put too much in

[Anonymous No.17937647]

TRUMP'S GOING TO ANNOUNCE EVERY AMERICAN IS GETTING NEETBUX.


MARKET'S GONNA PUMP
IM CALLING IT NOW

[Anonymous No.17937648]

Red red red!
My portfolio is dead
Tonight I'll cry!
And maybe tie another
Yeah yeah yeah!
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be an hero

Red red red!
My cash was gone in a flash
Tonight I'll tie!
To be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah!
I'm gonna step of the chair
And you'll see the big show!

[Anonymous No.17937650]

Ah it's been a while since I've checked my stonks and visited /biz/ I wonder how things are goi-

[Anonymous No.17937653]

>CRAB GANG
CRAB GANG

[Anonymous No.17937654]

>>17937621
do you just buy and sell options?

[Anonymous No.17937657]

>>17937185
>take a breath edition
>image
>several threads at the same time
"They Shall Be Known By What They Do"

[Anonymous No.17937658]

>>17937595
heading back into single digits soon.

[Anonymous No.17937659]

>>17937640
toilet paper

[Anonymous No.17937660]

>>17937640
Guns and ammo

[Anonymous No.17937661]

>>17937640

survival supplies

[Anonymous No.17937665]

>>17937301
Wait, aren't you suppose to buy it high and sell low since you make profit on the inverse change?

[Anonymous No.17937666]

>>17937623
Should i buy it now?

[Anonymous No.17937667]

>>17937263
I fucked up and bought way too early so my entry price is shit. Trying to dump these with limit orders now for 60% profit but I'm waiting on a short term market pump to make it happen.

[Anonymous No.17937668]

You know , somebody make billions on those Jeromecoasters

[Anonymous No.17937669]

>>17937535
montauk bill sounded like he was crying

[Anonymous No.17937673]

>>17937640
Gold

[Anonymous No.17937679]

>>17937640
My onlyfans

[Anonymous No.17937685]

>>17937548
>>17937500
>SPY HOLDING AT 240

HOLD THE LINE, HOLD THE LINE, THIS FAR AND NO FURTHER

[Anonymous No.17937691]

>>17937386
they're too exposed to short term volatility, you want to buy LEAPS.

[Anonymous No.17937694]

iт cost 400 бillion дollars to pump тhis sтocк
for тwelve seconds

[Anonymous No.17937696]

>>17937654
Yes, exclusively

[Anonymous No.17937698]

>>17937608
>>17937603
/biz/ was saying it was the bottom

[Anonymous No.17937699]

>>17937621
I'm responding to you but also openly to weedbrah whose such a bitch he won't post his bags

WE'RE AT THE BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.17937701]

>>17937665
lulz

[Anonymous No.17937704]

NGL all we can say is that the whole trend is generally down. Which means it's a good time to build liquid by making good put options in place. All that we know at the moment is that the economy cannot function and the stock markets cannot hold their levels if there is no consumer spending. The Coronavirus does play into this significantly.

Further, something I'd been wondering for a while: Was the explosive growth of the stock market tied indirectly to the rise of over 5000 ETF funds which promised good rates of return to new investors? If so, does this mean that we just watched an ETF bubble burst?

It's something I've been wondering about this past week.

[Anonymous No.17937705]

HOLY SHIT IT'S PLUMMETING

[Anonymous No.17937706]

>pumping trillions
>it still fall
OHNONONONONO

[Anonymous No.17937708]

CRAB MARKET
CRAB MARKET

[Anonymous No.17937712]

>>17937666
no Satan you shouldn't. tons of wealth vanished in the last 2 weeks, no one is paying 250k for 5 seconds of weightlessness now. Wait until it goes back to 5-6 dollars.

[Anonymous No.17937721]

>Amazon only down 13% from its all time high

[Anonymous No.17937722]

oh fuck oh god I'M
DOOOOOOOOOOOMPING

[Anonymous No.17937723]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
HERE WE GO

[Anonymous No.17937724]

>>17937698
>listening to /biz/
kek

[Anonymous No.17937728]

>>17937621
mirin percentage

[Anonymous No.17937734]

>>17937698
>Corona didn't even get started yet in the US
>Bottom

[Anonymous No.17937739]

>>17937659
>>17937660
>>17937661
>>17937673
>>17937679
Thanks guy
I, uh, I'll get right on that.

[Anonymous No.17937741]

>>17937721
Wait until news breaks that customers are being infected by warehouse workers coofing on the packages

[Anonymous No.17937743]

There are people who unironically are buying this "bottom"

[Anonymous No.17937745]

>>17937721
What do you think everyone is doing in their houses?

[Anonymous No.17937747]

>-1%
AHHHHHH I’M GONNA BUY

[Anonymous No.17937749]

What's stopping everybody from buying dips and selling pumps?

[Anonymous No.17937751]

>>17937701
What do you mean sorry I just started and bought it at $30???? Inverse means opposite so

[Anonymous No.17937756]

>>17937366
MICROFLATION

[Anonymous No.17937763]

>>17937724
>>17937724

markets are forward looking the bottom will be reached before peak infection

[Anonymous No.17937773]

ECB to print 1 trillion euro this year to stem coronavirus rout

[Anonymous No.17937774]

>>17937640
Unironically just swing trade SQQQ

Buy when it swings to $24
Sell when it hits around $28-$30

Free money

[Anonymous No.17937775]

You haven't even glimpsed the bottom yet.

[Anonymous No.17937777]

>>17937747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

[Anonymous No.17937782]

Any REITs that are still good investment?

I'm worried because most of them have huge debts and even if people don't pay rent I doubt something will happen during the corona scare.

[Anonymous No.17937783]

>>17937749
>What is the stock market

You must be new here
To sell, someone must buy. Stock prices aren't magic, they're subject to the market. To play the market, you are actually playing the people trading who are a hell of a lot smarter than you

[Anonymous No.17937784]

>>17937749
nothing, go for it

[Anonymous No.17937788]

What will Trump claim he's handling perfectly today?
What Nation/State gov't/Media outlet will he diss?
How many veiled shots at the Obama administration?
Will he repeat his claim of predicting Pandemic months ago?
Will he throw another lackey under the bus?
We almost need a Bingo for this.

[Anonymous No.17937789]

>>17937763
>markets are forward looking

[Anonymous No.17937794]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_AyuhbnPOI&feature=emb_title

it was all just a hoax, that destroyed entire world economy

[Anonymous No.17937795]

>tfw got enough gains on Roth IRA to day trade without restrictions
based me

[Anonymous No.17937805]

Yay line to down ^°^

[Anonymous No.17937808]

S&P will hit 1950 then rebound

[Anonymous No.17937810]

>>17937747
>candii
Amazing taste. Supreme.

[Anonymous No.17937811]

>>17937756
Anon halp, explain what the fuck is even happening. Poison pill active, no volume, massive pump.. I DON'T GET IT.

[Anonymous No.17937812]

>>17937751
it's inversely correlated to the NASDAQ
you're going to lose at 30
for reference, it dropped to 24-25 and climbed to 30-31 yesterday

[Anonymous No.17937813]

>>17937777
checked

[Anonymous No.17937814]

>>17937783
Literal retards can make money in this market retard.

[Anonymous No.17937818]

>>17937295
how's your buying going? paused?

[Anonymous No.17937823]

how come DJI is 1.5% down but NASDAQ 1.5% up? shouldn't they be at closer positions?

[Anonymous No.17937825]

>>17937795
Yay! Now don't lose it!

[Anonymous No.17937826]

digits and DJI 15k end of march

[Anonymous No.17937827]

Italian doctor dies of coronavirus after working without gloves due to shortage

[Anonymous No.17937828]

>GOY FOODS

[Anonymous No.17937829]

>>17937584
>/biz/: Buy high, sell low

[Anonymous No.17937830]

>>17937814
This is true.
t. Retard up 1000% in 3 weeks

[Anonymous No.17937832]

>>17937777
OH SHIT

[Anonymous No.17937831]

>>17937763
Why didn't they see this drop coming then? They reacted LATE to coronavirus.

[Anonymous No.17937833]

>>17937777
quads of truth
we going down

[Anonymous No.17937834]

>>17937747
>that body
>skinny pop popcorn
what did she mean by this lads?

[Anonymous No.17937836]

>>17937788
He's gonna sperg out about being a "wartime president" again.

[Anonymous No.17937848]

>>17937295
Really? Cuz my 4 week out OTM SPY puts are worthy quite a bit of money right now

[Anonymous No.17937849]

>>17937777
checked

[Anonymous No.17937851]

Bullfags don't seriously still exist in this market, right? It's all a big funny maymay, right?

[Anonymous No.17937856]

>>17937826
digits and dow hits 27K end of april

[Anonymous No.17937858]

>>17937295
ok. see you in 4 weeks

[Anonymous No.17937861]

>>17937836
Well you can't fire a Wartime President!!

[Anonymous No.17937864]

>>17937823
Yeah I don't really get why the NASDAQ is doing better than the others either, feels like they should be roughly even.

[Anonymous No.17937867]

>>17937487
An algo writes the headline. It takes a string about what the market did, adds a "as" or "while" to imply causality, and then adds another string about some news article. It's actually meaningless.

[Anonymous No.17937872]

>>17937812
Fuck bought 1000 shares using money for child support because we're getting checks......

[Anonymous No.17937875]

digits and poo poo pee pee

[Anonymous No.17937877]

>>17937699
open your dm's

[Anonymous No.17937878]

>>17937861
Nucular war EOY.

[Anonymous No.17937880]

>>17937864
saw an article talking about ''bargain hunters on tech stocks'', might be the reason

[Anonymous No.17937882]

>>17937834
There's some ranch for dippin' and sippin' just out of shot

[Anonymous No.17937883]

>>17937777
IT'S GOING TO BE BIBLICAL

[Anonymous No.17937884]

>>17937550
He's not a boomer you fucking retard hes the generation after

[Anonymous No.17937886]

Where the fuck is the press conference

[Anonymous No.17937887]

>Trump in 5
NUKE INCOMING

[Anonymous No.17937894]

>stay at home eat beans

[Anonymous No.17937895]

>>17937818
no, still the same buying every week. going to buy some LEG, LOW, PFE, PH and O tomorrow. Maybe some T and VZ. Just DCAing into companies I already own

[Anonymous No.17937896]

GOD DAMMIT WHY IS OIL GOING UP

[Anonymous No.17937897]

it's okay guys, Jerome's back from his break to crank the printer again

[Anonymous No.17937899]

>>17937721
I pre ordered Animal Crossing in December and they delayed my order. Fucking Gamestop is open just across the street and I'm going to cancel and buy it there.

[Anonymous No.17937901]

Why is this fat fuck always late

[Anonymous No.17937903]

>>17937823
tech folk can work from home

[Anonymous No.17937905]

>>17937823
Nasdaq is alot of tech stocks, so if aapl, msft, FB, goog etc do well, Nasdaq will do well

there are different companies trading on the DJI vs NASDAQ

[Anonymous No.17937906]

>>17937829
If you do this with puts you’ll be rich

[Anonymous No.17937910]

>>17937894
I can't believe he actually said that lmao

[Anonymous No.17937913]

We're about to pump hard again

[Anonymous No.17937914]

>>17937896
>he didn't buy at 20
It was free money retard

[Anonymous No.17937915]

>>17937185
The fed is trying brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr again

[Anonymous No.17937918]

Trump is going to pump the market, just in time to buy puts for tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17937925]

>>17937894
>company name is goya foods

[Anonymous No.17937927]

Post yfw airlines are collapsing

[Anonymous No.17937929]

>>17937185
OHH NO NO NO AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
https://m.investing.com/news/forex-news/breaking-bank-of-england-cuts-key-rate-to-01-ramps-up-qe-2115555

[Anonymous No.17937928]

[Anonymous No.17937934]

>>17937788
Why he will continue to be the model of stable and responsible leadership that led us to this place. Anything bad that happens is the fault of the deep state, Hillary or the DNC.

[Anonymous No.17937937]

>there's a bean black market
this fuckin Goya rep

[Anonymous No.17937938]

>>17937903
>”working” from home

Tech worker “working” from home. I’ve just been trading options moving my mouse every 2 minutes so it says I’m online. I’ve been doing this for four days straight, accomplished zero work. And I KNOW I’m not alone. Productivity for tech companies will go down

[Anonymous No.17937940]

Bullishness of Trump's news is a function of the time of the day.

[Anonymous No.17937944]

>>17937897
>Jerome's
who tf is jerome btw

[Anonymous No.17937947]

>>17937788
Maybe Trump will announce that he's pulling our Army out of Saudi Arabia, that it's not in our interests to guard the oil fields of a Nation that's literally at war with our oil industry.
...
...
...
Hahah, just kidding!!

[Anonymous No.17937949]

>50 year bonds
lol

[Anonymous No.17937950]

>>17937694
Bizlet here, why the charts are not drawn until the current value and time being shown by themselves?

[Anonymous No.17937951]

>>17937896

cause anon nothing ever goes straight down, after it hit almost 20 yesterday it has to go up back to 20-25 levels today Then it'll crab for a little bit and go back down again

[Anonymous No.17937952]

>up, down, up, down, up, down
>WTF IS THIS RIGGED CLOWN MARKET?!?!?! WHY NO MOVE ONLY 1 WAY???

[Anonymous No.17937957]

>>17937938
LMAO same fug hahaha

[Anonymous No.17937959]

>Lost over 50% of my life savings
>At best, the stock I bought leaps to 2.80 from a 1.40
>Cost basis of 3.65 with 18k

Should I continue to hold, or is it a 5-to-10 year ordeal now?"

[Anonymous No.17937960]

>>17937691
got tickers for JETS leaps and some oil?

[Anonymous No.17937961]

>>17937547
yeah, well all he does is the right thing. Always working always taking care of business

Again...I HOPE THIS SHITHOLE COUNTRY GETS NUKED

[Anonymous No.17937966]

need de trumb strim guys.

[Anonymous No.17937968]

people trading sqqq how many shares are you buying at a time to swing?

[Anonymous No.17937969]

If this shit dumps I’m selling my 3/20 puts, I can’t take the stress

[Anonymous No.17937972]

these bags are heavy, Trump.
Come out and speak so they can get lighter

[Anonymous No.17937974]

>>17937918
That’s the bullshit about the market, the fed will just buy it all back. Keep pumping and then sell off to let the people run away with their losses. Eventually the fed will be the majority holder.

[Anonymous No.17937975]

>>17937944
The guy who makes the printer go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17937977]

>>17937944
>who tf is jerome btw

Anon, I hope your anus is ready for what's coming.

[Anonymous No.17937979]

right on schedule

[Anonymous No.17937980]

>>17937896
Y E S
PAMP EET UP

[Anonymous No.17937983]

>>17937895
btw, ford cut dividends, whats your oppinion on that?

[Anonymous No.17937986]

>>17937938
>calling himself a "tech" worker
>moving mouse manually every couple minutes
>not writing a script that moves the mouse for him in specific time intervals

[Anonymous No.17937987]

>>17937968
1000-1200

[Anonymous No.17937995]

>>17937952
this but unironically.

[Anonymous No.17937997]

>>17937980

do you actually own that shit stock lol

[Anonymous No.17937998]

>>17937959
sounds like you bought some garbage pennystock so maybe sell

[Anonymous No.17938001]

>>17937966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFWq6oUI28w
hasn't started yet

[Anonymous No.17938002]

>bought SQQQ at $29 yesterday
>held overnight
>this morning it says I bought it at $32
What? No I didn't.

[Anonymous No.17938009]

>>17937872
What the fuck man

[Anonymous No.17938011]

Help a retard here, $PLAY activated a poison pill and the stock pumped - I've read what it is but still don't really get it.

Will the stock still go down?

[Anonymous No.17938015]

>>17937979
And then it’ll fucking crash again. It’s not going back up. It’ll take years for trump levels to come back.

[Anonymous No.17938016]

New York state reported 1769 new coronavirus cases, including 1139 in NYC, bringing the total to 4152 new cases in the state and 2469 in the city
This is growing even faster than exponential growth

[Anonymous No.17938017]

>>17938002
inflation, bro

[Anonymous No.17938018]

I secretly bought GUSH calls while shitposting about oil going to $10

[Anonymous No.17938019]

>Only 197 known cases in India

India's going too fucking explode in the month or two

[Anonymous No.17938022]

>>17937959
>investing more than 10% of your savings

[Anonymous No.17938024]

>>17937977
>>17937975
is jerome the name of the head of the federal reserve or some shit

[Anonymous No.17938026]

>>17938001
thank you

[Anonymous No.17938027]

>>17938002
>yes, im afraid you did anon

[Anonymous No.17938029]

>>17938002
Did you buy it with Robinhood?
https://qz.com/1772017/robinhood-fined-1-25-million-by-finra-for-trading-violation/

[Anonymous No.17938030]

>>17937986
Too busy trading and watching the market to write a script

[Anonymous No.17938035]

So having fired the few educated experts because they aren't Yes-Men, now Trump has the power to call in the Executives who are in line for bailout bux for a council on what he should do....
National Debt 50 trillion when?

[Anonymous No.17938036]

>>17937986
he's unironically never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.17938037]

>>17937998
It's Hudbay Minerals.

[Anonymous No.17938039]

>>17938019
SEA and Africa are gonna be decimated when the west is finally getting over it

[Anonymous No.17938041]

>>17938002
>What? No I didn't.
prove it

[Anonymous No.17938042]

>>17938002
thanks for playing, have a great day

[Anonymous No.17938045]

>>17937959
sell and reinvest in something safer. never leave money on the table.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17938046]

>>17938001
thanks

[Anonymous No.17938060]

>>17937944
Jerome jerome the human metronome.

[Anonymous No.17938061]

>>17937997
Just gotta hold bro

[Anonymous No.17938076]

https://twitter.com/lookner/status/1240650715103735813

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17938084]

>>17938029
knew that shit was happening.. i used to put in an order with robinhood above ask price on my level 2 on tos and it wouldn't go through.. i told this thread about it and they told me i was crazy.... fucking knew it

[Anonymous No.17938092]

>>17938076
New york is going to explode

[Anonymous No.17938093]

>>17938027
>>17938029
Is that from daily rebalancing or did Robinhood fuck him?
Or alternatively perhaps he bought at market instead of setting a limit?

[Anonymous No.17938098]

Good morning boys!

What are our plays today?

[Anonymous No.17938103]

>>17937959
You've gotta provide way more details on what you invested in for people to even begin helping you.

[Anonymous No.17938105]

>>17938076
I'm thinking bullish. Less New Yorkers has to be good for mankind...

[Anonymous No.17938107]

>>17938018
>-1.5%
Maybe you should keep it a secret fren

[Anonymous No.17938112]

>>17938076
GOOD

[Anonymous No.17938114]

>>17938002
wash trade

[Anonymous No.17938115]

>>17938037
what was ur reason for buying?

[Anonymous No.17938121]

>>17938092
>New york is going to explode

boom.

[Anonymous No.17938122]

>>17938076
actually bullish, along with all the other news we got today

[Anonymous No.17938123]

>>17937997
>shit stock
Clearly you make assumptions and you don't do research. Fuck off this board.

[Anonymous No.17938129]

>>17938018
devilish but also retarded because you're losing

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17938132]

>>17938098
MDXG

[Anonymous No.17938134]

>>17938098
NET looks like it could be a good put play.

[Anonymous No.17938136]

>>17938098
cry

[Anonymous No.17938139]

>>17938115
The expectation that it would go from 3.65 to 6.0-7.25 in a years time.

But then all this craziness happened.

[Anonymous No.17938142]

>>17938076
We over 10k in the U.S. now

Things are about to get interesting.

[Anonymous No.17938143]

I want to a visit new york with pre-1950's demographics. w-will I get to see it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1o_3yBe6Cg

[Anonymous No.17938144]

>>17938018
It's about to split. You're about to lose hard.

[Anonymous No.17938148]

Have you guys seen this? It's fucking hillarious.
https://brrr.money/?fbclid=IwAR1EvXLPHR4gaWjr62XCCQwWdU8sG500Z0ibV2vnzUgZidAWE_Hs42VhD24

[Anonymous No.17938154]

Trump: "Exciting developments from the FDA."

Buy?

[Anonymous No.17938155]

>>17938120
No, it uses your TDA account

[Anonymous No.17938158]

>>17938144
Thanks for proving how retarded you are and having no understanding of how splits work.

[Anonymous No.17938165]

>>17938148
>fbclid

[Anonymous No.17938167]

>>17938134
>NET
unironically ultra valuable in the long term

[Anonymous No.17938168]

why orange man late for every single conference

[Anonymous No.17938170]

>>17938144
>It's about to split.
>You're about to lose hard.
???

[Anonymous No.17938173]

>>17938076
>Less jewyorkers in this world

[Anonymous No.17938175]

>oil is up 5+%
wtf

[Anonymous No.17938178]

>>17938076
China fucking locked their cities down and only then have they been able to "reduce it", simply because they have the power to.
The west lacks that power and fags are going out and partying hard and coofing all over the place.
We're fucked.

[Anonymous No.17938183]

>>17938093
>Or alternatively perhaps he bought at market
my guess

[Anonymous No.17938184]

>>17938170
let him learn
this will be a good lesson

[Anonymous No.17938187]

>>17938098
context? what the fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.17938188]

WHERE IS THE LIVESTREAM IT'S 11:10 ALREADY

[Anonymous No.17938192]

>>17938167
just looking at how quickly it climbed, i could see it just as easily drop like a rock... IV might fuck you though

[Anonymous No.17938193]

>>17938175
>what is day trading

long term is still fucked as long as Russia is undercutting the market

[Anonymous No.17938195]

>>17938142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkYRI48bXRw&feature=youtu.be&t=61

its under control

[Anonymous No.17938197]

>>17938155
I can log into live trading but not papermoney so I'm guessing you need a seperate papermoney account?

[Anonymous No.17938199]

>>17937938
>new text file

set sh1 = CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
i=0
Do
i=i+1
Wscript.Sleep 110000
sh1.Sendkeys "{LEFT}"
Wscript.Sleep 1000
sh1.Sendkeys "{RIGHT}"
Loop While i<(3000)

>save
>rename file with .vbs extension
>double click to run
>to end the script start a task manager
>click the "details" tab
>find wscript.exe
>end task

I would suggest that you look in your display settings to see how long you actually have before it shows you as idle
>take the minutes
>convert to seconds
>multiple by 1000
>subtract 5000 from that number
>edit the line Wscript.Sleep 110000 to be that number

that way the left/right shifting happens as infrequently as possible.

[Anonymous No.17938200]

>>17938173
Yeah...hehehe, few new cases here in Flyover, of course we have no tests! So all is well, ehehehe.

[Anonymous No.17938204]

>>17938184
I'm a disgusting bleeding heart, I unironically try to provide good advice in theses threads I'm that fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.17938209]

pump it jerome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hMv57Lbu8o

[Anonymous No.17938219]

HURRY UP TRUMP YOU FAT FUCK

[Anonymous No.17938220]

>>17937341
link???

[Anonymous No.17938224]

>>17938219
this

[Anonymous No.17938227]

>>17938155
>>17938197
yeah I had to register I figured it out, thank you for offering a hand

[Anonymous No.17938229]

>>17938148
holy fuck thats great

[Anonymous No.17938230]

>>17938178
China also has less old people and obesity. The USA would have to nuke the fucking constitution to pull off something like that since it's the states that have that power rather than the federal government.

[Anonymous No.17938234]

>>17938187
Only other info I have is is a black dude on the toilet, and he just keeps going "Dude I'm taking a shit!.. Dude I'm taking a shit!!!" But he's laughing as he says it cuz he's in disbelief.

Just a mentally challenged kid away from his handler.

[Anonymous No.17938240]

>>17938220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFWq6oUI28w
he's late like always

[Anonymous No.17938241]

>>17938197
no, the account is the same if you have a td account.
also papermoney is broken right now, often times your orders wont go through properly. that's coming from a support member.

[Anonymous No.17938248]

>>17938219
You are going to be waiting for at least 25 minutes.

[Anonymous No.17938253]

To the asshole who shilled coke when it was at 56. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.17938259]

>>17937366
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shareholder_rights_plan
So, when director boards print shares to dilute the value of existing ones this is fine. Not only that, there are a trillion tricks to make existing shares not be what they promised.
But the government printing money is baaaaaaaaad.
Fuck this circus, let the fire will cleanse it.

[Anonymous No.17938260]

>>17938197
there's no better teaching tool to use than your life savings

[Anonymous No.17938264]

>>17938187
I think the little goblin is trying to steal the phone

[Anonymous No.17938265]

>>17938175
There's talk of tariffs on foreign oil.
Disregarding that its being talked about by politicians who don't understand how our refineries work.

[Anonymous No.17938269]

>green

[Anonymous No.17938271]

>>17938219
they have to make sure his coof medicine has worked before they go live

[Anonymous No.17938272]

is anyone else autistic enough that you want your stocks to be nice clean numbers

I only hold stocks if I can have a power of 2 of them

>2
>4
>8
>16
>32
>etc

[Anonymous No.17938277]

POOOOOMP IIIIIT

[Anonymous No.17938284]

>>17938148
Nice virus you fucking fag

[Anonymous No.17938288]

>last second poomp before the conference
yeah, its over. bloodbath

[Anonymous No.17938291]

>>17938139
you could be bagholding this for about 2-5 years if you want to hold that long to break even, i know some say its a meme but u should use minimal TA before u jump in , every bit if TA on this on the daily - monthly was screaming not to buy yet and there's more room down (EMAs, Ichimoku), lesson learned anyway

[Anonymous No.17938292]

>>17938105
You mean the world.

[Anonymous No.17938300]

pump inbound sell your puts

[Anonymous No.17938309]

>>17938148
>https://brrr.money/?fbclid=IwAR1EvXLPHR4gaWjr62XCCQwWdU8sG500Z0ibV2vnzUgZidAWE_Hs42VhD24

Amazing

[Anonymous No.17938312]

>>17937185
BAKE A NEW BREAD ALREADY!!

[Anonymous No.17938321]

Based Elon

[Anonymous No.17938322]

>>17938259
What would you say the play would be right now? I've never experienced this one before, I want to place puts for next week but.. idk man.

[Anonymous No.17938326]

>>17938076
That's like half the cases of France in one city.

[Anonymous No.17938328]

>I never waited for anyone who was late more than 10 minutes in my life

[Anonymous No.17938332]

>green
>red
>green
>red
>green
>red

[Anonymous No.17938335]

AWESOME! Let's facetrack our facial recognition/location tracking Orwellian State!
WOO!!!!

[Anonymous No.17938337]

https://youtu.be/2bh8mO32-qo?t=20

[Anonymous No.17938344]

I just don't want to suffocate to death
Whatever flu or virus I had last month has destroyed my lung capacity I feel like not getting enough oxygen

[Anonymous No.17938346]

BERTHA COOOOOOOOOMS

[Anonymous No.17938347]

>>17938328
Kek

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17938350]

who's got a link to the trump speech? why the fuck are we going down?

[Anonymous No.17938351]

>>17937271
Amazon is going to own the world after this, bezos finally went full lex luther and released his 'pet project'

[Anonymous No.17938358]

>BERTHA COOMS

[Anonymous No.17938365]

What the fuck disney.

[Anonymous No.17938366]

we made it /biz/

[Anonymous No.17938375]

>>17938350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBz4Kziwn6s

[Anonymous No.17938376]

WE LIVE IN A FUCKING SOCIETY

[Anonymous No.17938378]

>>17938148
>doesn't go into ssj mode
come one faggot that's like 1 line of code, do it

[Anonymous No.17938389]

>>17938365
nice puts

[Anonymous No.17938394]

>>17938350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-wOI0fPEaw

[Anonymous No.17938397]

link to the press conference?

[Anonymous No.17938402]

What Does Net Inflow Mean And Why Is It Negative?

[Anonymous No.17938407]

>>17938272
that's pretty retarded

[Anonymous No.17938409]

TRUMP DADDYS GONNA TALK
BUY CALLS BUY CALLS
TRUMP DADDYS GONNA TALK
BUY CALLS BUY CALLS

[Anonymous No.17938414]

AMD 25 4/9 yes or no

[Anonymous No.17938424]

>>17938397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qm_6TXnWhM

[Anonymous No.17938426]

>>17938241
thanks

>>17938260
haha I'm poor as dirt dude I put most of my "life savings" into my account already. It's less than $100

[Anonymous No.17938428]

>>17938414
No way

[Anonymous No.17938431]

>>17938351
>tfw Amazon hired my friend 2 hours after submitting an application
I bet he can find a use for them all after this is over

[Anonymous No.17938434]

>>17938344
>I just don't want to suffocate to death
>Whatever flu or virus I had last month has destroyed my lung capacity I feel like not getting enough oxygen

You had it. The virus destroys lung capacity even after it's over.

[Anonymous No.17938437]

>>17938402
Means money is leaving the market
I'm holding 25 % cash myself

[Anonymous No.17938445]

>>17938409
>Buying calls when Trump opens his mouth
Sounds like a great way to lose money friendo.

[Anonymous No.17938447]

>>17938409
he said himself "you guys are really going to like hits" yesterday.

So this is another pump to feed his ego

[Anonymous No.17938465]

>>17938414
im a bear and that's pretty retarded

[Anonymous No.17938466]

>>17938424
>president is 20 minutes late

[Anonymous No.17938467]

>>17938335
A lot of these things were already happening. I've been talking about it whenever I have an opportunity. I'm not a major figure or anything, but I am really fucking smart. I was able to see through a lot of the facade of social media and actively staked my character on exposing reality. Doing things like posting about how I fucked my ex gfs massive tits thousands of times and that was more representative of reality than what's being displayed. They've already been tracking everything you do. Your phone is a tracking device. Cameras exist in traffic lights that use OCR to monitor your vehicles location at all times. The state manufactures crimes to punish political dissidents. All of this is true. They're only now going to start openly admitting it because our generation is too smart to keep playing pretend.

[Anonymous No.17938468]

>>17938414
AMD has a pretty good resistance compared to other stocks

[Anonymous No.17938469]

Tomorrow is quad witching day. A lotta shit that expires tomrrow is probably gonna be sold. Does that mean green????

[Anonymous No.17938472]

>>17938431
imagine having friends that work at Amazon. I would unironically neck myself

[Anonymous No.17938475]

>>17938426
>$100
i know that feeling all too well...

[Anonymous No.17938480]

Trump is going to announce the FDA is reducing the phase 1 vaccine trial duration to 6 months or something and stocks will moon

[Anonymous No.17938484]

>>17938447
A Pandemic can not be allowed to make Dear Leader look bad. Especially this close to the election. Protecting his rep is the #1 priority.

[Anonymous No.17938485]

>>17938447
he also signed the stock market after dropping t 30%

[Anonymous No.17938495]

>>17938467
dont forget to take your pills today

[Anonymous No.17938496]

NEW THREAD ALREADY

[Anonymous No.17938502]

>>17938469
It's always safer not to trade until Friday afternoon on Quad Witch day. Way too much can go wrong.

[Anonymous No.17938503]

>>17938466
hes just overseeing jerome, don't worry the pump will last!

[Anonymous No.17938505]

>>17938480
Trump is going to announce FEMA death camps

[Anonymous No.17938512]

SNSS IS GREEN BABY WHERE THAT TRIPFAG AT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17938514]

>>17938447
Trump is not so petty. He wants votes. He doesn't give a shit about anything else at the moment. He knows the Democrats want his head.

[Anonymous No.17938515]

Is Trump going to talk again?

[Anonymous No.17938521]

>>17938485
wrong. he signed it after his pump. dump was the following Monday

[Anonymous No.17938525]

>>17938502
or I could gamble quad witch = green, buy TQQQ today, and print stonk monies

[Anonymous No.17938527]

>>17938495
Yeah alright man. God sees everything. You can take it up with Him. All I'm doing is speaking truth.

[Anonymous No.17938529]

>>17938466
IT BETTER BE THE GREATEST SPEECH OF ALL TIME

[Anonymous No.17938531]

>>17938344
Have you been to a doctor? If you actually suffered lung damage they can either put you on oxygen or a medication that can make you feel less uncomfortable (a bronchodilator)

[Anonymous No.17938532]

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[Anonymous No.17938535]

>>17938195
tell your government that europe regrets allowing partys like that during the outbreak very much

[Anonymous No.17938536]

>Tulsi drops out

[Anonymous No.17938548]

>>17938148
janny this guy posted a virus link ban him he can't do this

[Anonymous No.17938552]

>>17938514
>He knows the Democrats want his head.
He knows his 2020 strategy of posing in front of the 30k stock market is probably not going to materialize.

[Anonymous No.17938553]

>>17938469
>>17938502

I hope to GOD it's by green bu 3:30 so I can go 75% in puts

[Anonymous No.17938563]

>30k worldwide cases in less than 24 hours
Just the flu bro

[Anonymous No.17938588]

>>17938563
the mild sniffles

[Anonymous No.17938611]

>>17937407
Monthlies. Weeklies don't have as much liquidity so it's a lot harder to get hit.

[Anonymous No.17938691]

>>17938199
Based

[Anonymous No.17938768]

>>17937794
This is my suspicion as well.

[Anonymous No.17938801]

>be stuck in a prison
>Get cancer
>Be released
>Now your family takes your massive medical costs
>Noice one goy

[Anonymous No.17938921]

>>17938801
oh no the guy who ran a prison while backed by an Israeli funded militia

[Anonymous No.17938935]

>>17938322
Crisis generates opportunity, or so I've heard.
What little cash I have to spare might be needed if the virus stays for a few months.
My Brazilian state (RS) just went into lockdown. Bus traffic out of state is now forbidden (no worries, airports will be kept open for the rich to flee). Price controls and product quotas are being planned. What could go wrong?
Note, Milk is the family name of the state governor:
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.correiodopovo.com.br%2Fnot%25C3%25ADcias%2Fpol%25C3%25ADtica%2Fleite-pro%25C3%25ADbe-transporte-interestadual-e-determina-limite-de-compra-de-itens-essenciais-por-cidad%25C3%25A3o-1.406458

[Anonymous No.17938988]

>>17938019
A country that is famous for throwing theit trash and dead bodies into the "holy river". Good luck fighting the disease when it finally hits india. I hope the BSV shills and scammers get fucked, and get karmically justed.

[Anonymous No.17939052]

>>17938035
>No wall.
>No migration ban.
>More money to saudis and israel.
>Only solution he could come up with during the meltdown, was the worst solution available.
>People will still vote for him because he has an R next to his name.
Explain to me again, how murica is not going to lose to chayna and russia?

[Anonymous No.17939155]

>>17938548
nvm