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/smg/ Sock Market General Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:43:57 2020 No.17936115 [Reply] [Original]

unbelievably based bobo edition
>>17934444

brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:44:38 2020 No.17936136 Buy MGM, Royal Caribbean, and UWT. Nothing else matters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:44:40 2020 No.17936137 BEARS WIN BEARS WIN BEARS WIN BEARS WIN

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:44:51 2020 No.17936142 AYO WHERE MY BULL NIGGAS AT WE FINNA PUMP DIS SHIT YO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:44:55 2020 No.17936144 File: 2.13 MB, 1334x750, 1584625159059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys did buy puts right

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:45:00 2020 No.17936148 File: 506 KB, 680x510, 1584454347595.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Today is Cramers birthday

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:45:01 2020 No.17936149 File: 554 KB, 967x954, 1584455470505.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DOW TO 0

Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:45:03 2020 No.17936150
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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:45:06 2020 No.17936152 18K INCOMING

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:45:17 2020 No.17936157 File: 306 KB, 1920x1024, corona dabbing on the economy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:45:17 2020 No.17936159 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRGIrrjuLYA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:45:18 2020 No.17936160 File: 65 KB, 906x912, 1584291327503.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] where my bobros at

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:45:18 2020 No.17936161 File: 115 KB, 575x601, 1567185307893.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936115 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:45:20 2020 No.17936162 WE GOT TOO COCKY BULL BROS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:45:22 2020 No.17936165 10k is the floor We've been in a bubble since 2001

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:45:30 2020 No.17936168 File: 505 KB, 541x580, 1583982308818.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw thought this would be a green day

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:45:33 2020 No.17936169 File: 294 KB, 1036x790, 1582583331341.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm way too attached to my precious SQQQ but it might be time to set it free

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:45:36 2020 No.17936172 File: 170 KB, 1079x1382, 1584621607071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ameritrade vs Etrade vs Robinhood which do you guys prefer?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:45:45 2020 No.17936181 File: 62 KB, 688x1024, dad, get the horsemen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >soon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:45:49 2020 No.17936183 File: 1.30 MB, 907x793, 1584453485029.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936152 At this rate we will hit below 10k.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:45:50 2020 No.17936184 STOP SELLING HAVE SOME HOPE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:45:57 2020 No.17936187 File: 221 KB, 680x680, 1553134618192.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the state of finviz https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:46:08 2020 No.17936192 File: 170 KB, 500x500, 1582742996485.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOW DOES IT KEEP DROPPING? WHAT THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:46:09 2020 No.17936193 File: 110 KB, 960x960, 1578944078766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NO MORE INK LEFT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:46:10 2020 No.17936194 >>17936172 Etrade

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:46:16 2020 No.17936198 File: 248 KB, 773x1000, 1584553956509.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >its collapsing >boots open fed printer storage room door >Powell fucking powell we need more mon-

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:46:17 2020 No.17936199 >>17936115 D-do I invest in the airlines /biz?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:46:17 2020 No.17936201 File: 569 KB, 700x505, bogdanoffs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >pump it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:46:19 2020 No.17936203 >>17936168 wasn't it red yesterday? I thought it was red green red green!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:46:32 2020 No.17936209 Yahoo stream is so scuffed

Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:46:38 2020 No.17936212
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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN TODAY. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:46:39 2020 No.17936211 File: 109 KB, 1600x900, 1580163240323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:46:46 2020 No.17936216 File: 33 KB, 639x521, Capture9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH TAXPAYER SAVE ME!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:46:47 2020 No.17936217 >>17936172 It doesn't matter at this point they're all commission free

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:46:47 2020 No.17936218 IT'S BACK TO -3% WE GOT TOO COCKY BEAR BROS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:46:48 2020 No.17936219 dumps over?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:46:51 2020 No.17936220 File: 9 KB, 235x214, 1584558131352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >JEROME POOMPING

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:47:04 2020 No.17936228 >>17936168 >It IS over, my son. >This is the moment of reckoning!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:47:26 2020 No.17936237 File: 466 KB, 930x987, 1583776587644.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PUUUUUUUUUUUUMP EEEEEEEEEET

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:47:27 2020 No.17936236 Reminder that the dollar is collapsing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:47:31 2020 No.17936238 File: 101 KB, 1200x600, doometernal.png.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tomorrow, we'll see a slight gain as hope returns to the world with the release of Doom Eternal. But just tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:47:37 2020 No.17936240 >>17936199 >do I invest in a business that will have no revenue, not to even mention profits, in the next 6 months? hmmmmmmmm........

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:47:41 2020 No.17936244 >>17936219 >>17936218 The deaths haven't even started yet. Just wait til America has literally 1000 dying a day

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:47:42 2020 No.17936245 File: 607 KB, 600x1501, 1584559154759.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:47:46 2020 No.17936246 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPING

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:47:54 2020 No.17936251 >Just buy the dip

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:47:57 2020 No.17936253 File: 79 KB, 760x635, 1571216853466.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey Jerome!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:48:01 2020 No.17936254 >>17936238 what a child

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:48:03 2020 No.17936256 File: 328 KB, 1000x1000, 1584477761463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] COMPLETELY NATURAL RALLY HERE WE COME BABY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:48:03 2020 No.17936257 >>17936115 Final chance to get on the AMRX train. I gave you APT back in January and APRN 2 weeks ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:48:10 2020 No.17936259 https://youtu.be/I-U8E-NiPlw WE ARE THE BEARS SHUFFLIN' CREW

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:48:21 2020 No.17936264 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:48:37 2020 No.17936267 How does an 18 year old college student make money off of the chaos? I want to afford to eat. And ideally to help my mother out

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:48:39 2020 No.17936268 File: 3.71 MB, 393x324, 1583947129510.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936160

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:49:01 2020 No.17936274 >>17936172 Ameritrade, they have thinkorswim

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:49:04 2020 No.17936277 File: 1.07 MB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20200319-084840.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How the fuck is this going to work?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:49:08 2020 No.17936280 y is it pumping man

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:49:13 2020 No.17936282 >>17936267 Get a job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:49:16 2020 No.17936286 File: 75 KB, 512x512, 1578497989279.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >IT'S FALLING AGAIN what a pathetic pump

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:49:16 2020 No.17936287 >>17936254 Fuck you. I'm playing video games while the world falls to Nurgle and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:49:29 2020 No.17936292 >>17936264 It's doomping, friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:49:29 2020 No.17936293 >>17936268 KOBE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:49:32 2020 No.17936295 >>17936267 just bank your fafsa money, don't gamble you moron

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:49:35 2020 No.17936297 ERE COMES THE POOOOOOOOOMP

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:49:37 2020 No.17936298 >>17936236 Huh? Everyone is literally fleeing to the US dollar

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:49:39 2020 No.17936299 File: 597 KB, 890x434, 1584621223203.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Dump it again

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:49:40 2020 No.17936300 >>17936267 sell your ass on the corner like your mom did when she had you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:49:45 2020 No.17936302 File: 2.07 MB, 1569x5844, 1584413189806.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936149 BUY BUY BUY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:49:57 2020 No.17936305 >>17936277 buy the bonds goy we'll pay you back when you're dead

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:49:58 2020 No.17936306 why are medicine and biology so fucking shit. physics and chemistry put a man on the fucking moon 80 fucking years ago and people still die from the fucking flu. like get your fucking shit together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:50:01 2020 No.17936307 DUMP IT LOUDER DUMP IT LOUDER

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:50:18 2020 No.17936313 >he bought?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:50:19 2020 No.17936314 >>17936199 I'm cancelling my two flights I have planned. Don't buy yet. Also they're most likely to be bailed out this time around

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:50:30 2020 No.17936318 >yahoo finance hosts broadcasting from their homes because self isolating holy shit that's funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:50:31 2020 No.17936319 >>17936277 BRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:50:32 2020 No.17936321 >>17936267 Saving your money for the real bottom

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:50:47 2020 No.17936329 Based Elon with the 3% gains.

Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:50:52 2020 No.17936330

>>17936267
wait until an obvious Federal reserve pump in the markets
buy inverse ETFs
wait until the pump wears off
sell inverse ETFs
when the Fed was doing end-of-day pumps I was making retard-proof gains by buying then, waiting overnight, and selling mid-morning

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:50:52 2020 No.17936331 >>17936277 >Every fucking 10 years we have a crash because somebody fucks up somewhere >"Brows, lets take 25/50 year loans to fix it lol"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:50:57 2020 No.17936334 >Trump admin considering issuing 25 and 50 year bonds uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:51:02 2020 No.17936337 >>17936267 Unironically just get a job and delay paying off your college loans as long as humanly possible. You're not going to make money off this shit unless you already have some capital

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:51:05 2020 No.17936338 >>17936298 He thinks the BRRRR memes are real life and the fed is literally buying stocks with printed money

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:51:06 2020 No.17936340 >oil prices are still fucked >Canadian oil stocks going up what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:51:24 2020 No.17936345 YES JEROME YES KEEP PUMPING

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:51:30 2020 No.17936348 File: 225 KB, 600x718, 1569648020742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:51:47 2020 No.17936353 SUB 19k INCOMING

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:51:48 2020 No.17936354 File: 1.46 MB, 400x513, 1584461544936.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:51:51 2020 No.17936357 File: 196 KB, 1108x968, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:51:51 2020 No.17936358

>>17936277
Pours more cash into markets. This is basically the most bearish signal you can get. I'm not even kidding. It's using a slightly bigger bucket to scoop water out of a boat with 1500 holes and the inflow rate of the water is exponentially higher than the outflow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:51:52 2020 No.17936359 File: 144 KB, 400x400, 20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936184 god isn't real

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:51:53 2020 No.17936360 AAAAAAAAAAAAA JEROME IS POOOMPING

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:52:03 2020 No.17936365 BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:52:04 2020 No.17936366 File: 2.35 MB, 300x213, 1581345570079.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about 18k (or below) today, fellas? :D

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:52:25 2020 No.17936375 File: 18 KB, 500x522, 3F240E8B-A499-4863-937E-018AB791260B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2D /feet/ gang where you at, how’s your portfolios lads

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:52:49 2020 No.17936382 STOP PUMPING FEDS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:52:55 2020 No.17936384 >>17936353 OH NONONONO IT'S PAMPING AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:53:04 2020 No.17936386 JUST A DIP BRO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:53:05 2020 No.17936387 >>17936340 oil is up 9% from yesterday, that's all

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:53:07 2020 No.17936390 >>17936366 If 5, 18k by tonight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:53:07 2020 No.17936391 FUCK THIS GAY ASS RALLY GO BACK DOWWWWWWNNNNNN!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:53:13 2020 No.17936396 >>17936277 You buy them for you kids/grandkids for when they hit early adulthood when you're in early adulthood. Basically bonds targeted at zoomers with no money so fuckin trash.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:53:19 2020 No.17936398 >>17936330 I was thinking of this too. Where do I find them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:54:09 2020 No.17936415 File: 16 KB, 260x295, 1584389451594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936386 >buy the dip

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:54:10 2020 No.17936417 >Yahoo saying the fed needs to cover company debt Pay debt americans

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:54:41 2020 No.17936425 File: 145 KB, 1075x677, 1584539073661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] haha bumb da stogs hahaha:DDDDD

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:54:42 2020 No.17936426 >>17936340 RDS is down, it's just all over the fucking place.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:54:43 2020 No.17936427 Solidarity forever, bitches

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:54:47 2020 No.17936429 Convince me not to buy 4/3 USO calls. They're so cheap

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:54:53 2020 No.17936433 >he thinks he's going to make it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:55:28 2020 No.17936445 >>17936387 Oh shit you're right, WTI and Canadian crude both up Wonder how long that will last

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:55:45 2020 No.17936450 Crab or Cat bounce?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:55:50 2020 No.17936451 >>17936277 They're trying to take money out of the market eventually after these massive pumps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:55:51 2020 No.17936452 >the absolute state of /smg/ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq9gy6MFrl4

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:55:54 2020 No.17936453 File: 88 KB, 298x306, 1313005515025.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i woke up fucking sick

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:55:57 2020 No.17936454 File: 43 KB, 686x256, Screen Shot 2020-03-19 at 8.55.40 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936257 BLINK AND YOU MISS IT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:55:57 2020 No.17936455 Boomers are already planning their 2021 cruises. Might be time to buy. https://torontolife.com/city/life/we-had-no-idea-when-we-were-getting-off-the-ship-what-it-was-like-to-be-quarantined-on-the-grand-princess-cruise-ship/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:55:57 2020 No.17936456 File: 674 KB, 935x670, 1584544587396.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jerome is going SSJ6

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:56:00 2020 No.17936457 NOT ENOUGH TESTS WERE GOING TO DUMP AGAIN!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:56:08 2020 No.17936460 >>17936238 All my money is gone so I can't afford $59.99 :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:56:14 2020 No.17936462 Fuck, I just missed the bottom

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu Mar 19 09:56:20 2020 No.17936466 Trump is going to come out and announce we're going to the moon. Exit your shorts before the presser.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:56:27 2020 No.17936469 NOOOOOOOOO TRUMPERINO WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL THE MARKETERINOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:56:33 2020 No.17936472 >>17936450 Crabcat bounce

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:56:34 2020 No.17936473 Why is UBER so fucking high? Buy puts??

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:56:41 2020 No.17936474 >>17936238 It’s out now

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:56:53 2020 No.17936477 OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:57:00 2020 No.17936479 Puts to buy during pump?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:57:12 2020 No.17936483 >>17936417 We are reaching levels of socialism that shouldn't even be possible. RIP American taxpayer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:57:19 2020 No.17936487 >>17936450 This is the new peak

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:57:20 2020 No.17936488 I HAVE PUTS EXPIRING TOMORROW SPY 230, YOU NEED TO FUCKING CRASH!!!!!’

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:57:22 2020 No.17936489 >>17936455 I despise cruises so much I can never imagine someone actually taking a cruise. Is this a model that will last with millenials and gen z?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:57:24 2020 No.17936490 IT'S OVER BULLCHADS WIN AGAIN BOBROS

Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:57:36 2020 No.17936496
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>No idea what the fuck is going on anymore
>Put some money in SQQQ when it was cheap but not nearly as much as I could because I know it's gonna go up at some point with how fucked everything is
>Not really confident enough to invest serious money anywhere because who the fuck knows what's even happening
Anyone else? This shit is impossible to fucking read

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:57:45 2020 No.17936498 >>17936474 That's a pre-load.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:58:03 2020 No.17936504 >>17936479 tqqq

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:58:07 2020 No.17936505 File: 193 KB, 1125x817, 1554871289985.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] crab bounce

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:58:07 2020 No.17936506 File: 401 KB, 1000x786, 1584464467267.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the pump is here

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:58:15 2020 No.17936510 File: 10 KB, 372x367, hmm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is this pattern called?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:58:24 2020 No.17936512 File: 41 KB, 511x671, 1546508682196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is anyone here still holding? id imagine most of /biz/ dumped their bags at least a month ago, r-right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:58:30 2020 No.17936513 >>17936496 You're not alone bud

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:58:49 2020 No.17936519 File: 1.19 MB, 400x513, 1584367397544.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LEND HIM YOUR ENERGY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:58:56 2020 No.17936522 >>17936510 WE ARE BACK

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:59:05 2020 No.17936524 >>17936510 DEAD

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:59:09 2020 No.17936527 >>17936512 I dumped em this week..... I had hope until some anon crushed it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:59:22 2020 No.17936530 >>17936489 God I hope not. I wish the government bail out every single kike on this planet instead of the cruise industry. I don’t know why but I wish cruises were illegal

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:59:26 2020 No.17936532 File: 22 KB, 400x400, 6othuptvbv741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936510 "completely normal rally"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:59:41 2020 No.17936536 >>17936512 The only thing I'm hodling at this point are long puts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:59:44 2020 No.17936539 >>17936510 Nothing, we're not even above the weekly downtrend yet

>>	SOXL_shill Thu Mar 19 09:59:44 2020 No.17936540 File: 26 KB, 1786x712, 1555508621204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I will prevail. Zero fucks given. Zero fear. I don't go broke

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:59:49 2020 No.17936541 >>17936510 Rigor mortis

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:59:50 2020 No.17936542 what is this pump?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:00:02 2020 No.17936544 File: 63 KB, 789x794, a8fb137aab71.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936510 Snib snab bounce

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:00:04 2020 No.17936547 >>17936489 I went on a couple when I was in my early teens for family vacations. They're so fucking boring. It's basically just a moving hotel and you have subpar entertainment, and a metric fuckload of gift shops on the boat.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Thu Mar 19 10:00:23 2020 No.17936551 CCL halt mid teens coming

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:00:29 2020 No.17936552 BUY UBER PUTS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:00:31 2020 No.17936553 File: 148 KB, 600x1040, 7ff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936519 PAMP EET UPP FEDS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:00:42 2020 No.17936557 >>17936488 You're fucking done

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:00:49 2020 No.17936565 >>17936542 Desperate attempt to go regain 20k.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:00:50 2020 No.17936564 Who else /buying puts/ for the job data release?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:00:53 2020 No.17936568 >>17936542 No Trump speech yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:00:56 2020 No.17936569 You didn't miss the bottom just now, right /biz/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:01:00 2020 No.17936572 File: 16 KB, 640x502, 963d4352-f979-4762-b2d0-5aa6cd09b695..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936160 here

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:01:01 2020 No.17936573 >S&P -1 >NASDAQ +1 lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:01:16 2020 No.17936576 File: 50 KB, 736x414, from the moon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You wish you were at the moon today. Stocks will be back down by the end of the day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:01:31 2020 No.17936580 File: 31 KB, 777x561, 1584093800100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936569 Nobody missed the bottom just now

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:01:36 2020 No.17936583 File: 77 KB, 1000x1000, 1546999773490.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936536 what sort of puts are you holding, anon?

Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:01:41 2020 No.17936588

>>17936530
cruises are so fucking retarded
>hey you
>spend $10k to sit on a boat in the middle of the ocean and do all the shit you could normally do in any B tier city in America
>BUT YOU GET TO GO TO ANOTHER COUNTRY
So fucking retarded, no wonder boomers love it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:01:44 2020 No.17936590 >>17936510 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:01:50 2020 No.17936594 be honest /biz/ are we going to make it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:01:55 2020 No.17936595 Worth HODLing UWT for a few months assuming oil bounces back by the time OPEC meets again? Would it be short enough to beat decay?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:01:55 2020 No.17936596 File: 155 KB, 1013x693, 1584310619954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936160

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:02:00 2020 No.17936597 >>17936199 delta cut 70% of flights

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:02:09 2020 No.17936603 >>17936540 Revealing your positions is bad luck

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:02:20 2020 No.17936605 >>17936594 fuck no

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:02:27 2020 No.17936612 File: 33 KB, 720x720, Worry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will trump make a speech today? i need the thrill to see it falling as he speaks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:02:39 2020 No.17936616 >>17936302 lol a+

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:03:03 2020 No.17936622 File: 667 KB, 1424x944, 1564042739982.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936594 We (bearbros) are going to make it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:03:09 2020 No.17936623 >>17936594 Absolutely not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:03:13 2020 No.17936626 File: 379 KB, 1075x1058, Screenshot_20200122-193752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936580 Weee

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:03:29 2020 No.17936631 >>17936479 Same question but for poorfags?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:03:33 2020 No.17936633 >>17936612 1 hour

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:03:36 2020 No.17936634 >>17936506 Pump it. LOUDER

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:03:52 2020 No.17936641 >>17936612 >Next event begins at 11:00 AM EDT.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:03:59 2020 No.17936644 >>17936594 Gold, Bitcoin, bullets, canned food. Sure.

SOXL_shill Thu Mar 19 10:04:28 2020 No.17936650
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>>17936603
My victory is inevitable. My buys are increasing as the price drops. Hopefully we go to $5 cuz there's plenty more where that came from. Coronachan gonna make me 8 figures

Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:04:30 2020 No.17936651
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>>17936496
>first time ever looking into buying stocks
>everything is crashing
>know it will go down further but don't know when is the time to actually buy in
>also don't know stocks to buy into to make serious long term gains
>able to invest a few grand
>would feel like a fucking retard if I bet on the wrong stock and lost it all
I'm getting serious FOMO right now. I want to try and make money off of this thing, but I'm entirely clueless

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:04:34 2020 No.17936653 >>17936594 Lol no. Global economy is beyond fucked. Everyone is broke, loaded up to their eyeballs in debt, and looking for a way out

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:04:43 2020 No.17936660 >>17936302 hahaha i remember seeing this last friday. it aged well

Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:04:44 2020 No.17936661
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

are you buying the dip? there's a fucking cure already and its some malaria drug (chloroquine) + some anti bacterial; both cheap and readily available, had a 100% success rate in curing coronavirus. French study, only like 24 people with the virus was tested but that type of result is unheard of

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:04:58 2020 No.17936664 Uber Eats will be huge, in up 100% on Uber Eats

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:05:00 2020 No.17936665 what the fuck is happening today?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:05:09 2020 No.17936667 >>17936496 Same. I'm only playing around with my lunch money at this point. At best I can only guess to buy puts when the Did pumps it green.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:05:24 2020 No.17936670 >>17936588 In the article I posted the guy said internet costs $160 per week on a cruise. Wtf

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:05:29 2020 No.17936671 Can people that wrote the 3/20 puts go below zero because of it? What if they can't pay?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:05:32 2020 No.17936672 Jesus Christ short term options are stressful, I guess they’re cheap for a reason. I NEED YOU TO CRASH 800 MORE POINTS BY EOD FRIDAY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:05:36 2020 No.17936675 >>17936665 doom

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:05:41 2020 No.17936677 >>17936651 cool blogpost

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:05:52 2020 No.17936680 IS THIS THE BOTTOM?? >IS THIS THE BOTTOM?? IS THIS THE BOTTOM?? >IS THIS THE BOTTOM?? IS THIS THE BOTTOM?? >IS THIS THE BOTTOM??

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:06:09 2020 No.17936686 >>17936661 you can't fucking cure an RNA virus lmao. You don't cure influenza. You don't cure HIV. You don't cure this. Maybe it's a treatment but it's not a "cure".

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu Mar 19 10:06:19 2020 No.17936690 >>17936661 lies, we're all going to die you dumb fuck. those dividend checks you wanted in 2030 aren't coming because we're all dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:06:21 2020 No.17936691 File: 7 KB, 232x217, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nice scam pump guys, got a cheap $200 SPY put exp 5/1/20. Thanks a bunch!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:06:23 2020 No.17936694 STOP PUMPING JEROME

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:06:28 2020 No.17936697 File: 129 KB, 892x535, 1584454174289.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't you do it bulls. Don't you dare.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:06:35 2020 No.17936699 >>17936680 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:06:45 2020 No.17936703 File: 125 KB, 2000x767, 2000px-Ford_logo_flat.svg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936661 >DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN blocks your path

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:06:48 2020 No.17936705 #RoadTo20k #WeCanDoIt #LetsGetIt

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:06:48 2020 No.17936706 >>17936594 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_FlMrQkKCo

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:06:49 2020 No.17936707 WHY IS IT PUMPING?!?!??!?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:06:52 2020 No.17936709 Chevron can't get any cheaper than this can it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:07:09 2020 No.17936717 >>17936691 OH NO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:07:11 2020 No.17936719 >>17936665 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:07:16 2020 No.17936722
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Here's the deal: Don't sell. When the dollar crashes due to all the BRRRRRing, your stock will still be worth one stock. The dollars you'll get from selling it before the crash will be worthless however.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:07:18 2020 No.17936723 File: 25 KB, 380x368, 1349923277618.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:07:23 2020 No.17936726 >>17936671 The put merely expires worthless, and you just lose whatever you initially paid on it and the seller keeps the premium.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:07:25 2020 No.17936727 >>17936707 Haha brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:07:40 2020 No.17936730 >>17936540 >$63 a share man this would have to be one of the most JUSTed financial instruments from this year

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:07:58 2020 No.17936738 >>17936691 Damn that’s a good put, nice job

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:08:08 2020 No.17936743 >>17936115 this is so far from the bottom, lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:08:09 2020 No.17936744 >>17936671 You just lose the premium you paid for the contracts if it isn't executed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:08:13 2020 No.17936746 >>17936699 NEAT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:08:22 2020 No.17936751 File: 63 KB, 1092x726, 1584353828249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FALLLLLLLINGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:08:23 2020 No.17936750 >>17936722 until the company goes bankrupt and you lose it entirely

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:08:32 2020 No.17936753 I doubt it's going lower than -400 today. Tomorrow or monday is when real shit happens.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Thu Mar 19 10:08:37 2020 No.17936757 >>17936551 CCL guys............

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:08:41 2020 No.17936758 >>17936651 this isn't the bottom. Spend your money on things you know you'll have a use for in the coming months: Food, ammo, etc

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:08:50 2020 No.17936764 File: 257 KB, 1073x978, 347588A4-B530-4DCE-BF79-A9A7BC2FFC29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't wait to speak today. Sell any remaining calls before 11! You've been warned!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:08:59 2020 No.17936765 File: 119 KB, 621x800, 1536891113511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936722 >your stock will still be worth one stock. The dollars you'll get from selling it before the crash will be worthless however.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:09:01 2020 No.17936766 >>17936722 Or sell because this shit will go down 30% over the next two weeks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:09:07 2020 No.17936768 >>17936661 >the cure for this virus is an anti-parasite drug mixed with an anti-bacterial drug Dumbest shit I've ever read.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:09:21 2020 No.17936771 WE'RE GREEN WE'RE GREEN I REPEAT WE'RE GREEN WE'RE GREEN WE'RE GREEN

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:09:24 2020 No.17936772 >>17936686 lets put it this way. you take a pill once a week, it prevents the virus from being able to assemble in your body and you're free from being contageous on Coronachan in 6 days instead of 2 weeks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:09:34 2020 No.17936776 File: 631 KB, 1157x1200, 1584286198599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:09:39 2020 No.17936777 >>17936707 They locked the door from the outside when Trump was taking a shot, now he can't tank the markets with his incoherent rambling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:09:45 2020 No.17936779 What's your limit order price for SQQQ boys?

SOXL_shill Thu Mar 19 10:09:59 2020 No.17936784

>>17936651
Dollar cost averaging over time beats all other forms of long term investing including "buying the dip" with the sole exception of buying the dip with leverage. Even better, DCA into the dip. If you want leverage you can use 2x'd SSO but be careful. For maximum safety just DCA into QQQ and SPY
>>17936730
>man this would have to be one of the most JUSTed financial instruments from this year
It's triple leveraged on top of an already highly volatile sector so of course it's gonna dip extremely hard when the market drops. The converse is true as well so except a historic bounce between June and the beginning of next year whenever the market turns around. Hopefully we aren't finished dipping yet cuz I want all the shares. Literally every single SOXL in my account. Anything less isn't enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:10:03 2020 No.17936786 >>17936753 Yep, I’m holding my 3/20 puts through Friday most likely, I’m having a heart attack fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:10:21 2020 No.17936792 Gunna load up on TVIX before this speech.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:10:28 2020 No.17936794 >>17936768 https://www.connexionfrance.com/French-news/French-researcher-in-Marseille-posts-successful-Covid-19-coronavirus-drug-trial-results and yet its real

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:10:48 2020 No.17936801 File: 514 KB, 1090x1360, 1580954371497.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just bought my first stock yay free market or whatever!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:10:50 2020 No.17936802 File: 254 KB, 1600x887, rts11v4k-e1521465721776.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHEM FUCK BEARS FUCK CHINA FUCK THE CORONAVIRUS FUCK NEETS AND FUCK JANNIES 19k is the floor

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:10:55 2020 No.17936804 >>17936631 Pls, somebody. I bought a few F puts on a lil pump a few weeks ago, they're the only thing keeping me afloat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:11:07 2020 No.17936809 File: 1017 KB, 665x663, 1579630134956.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936786 im scared bobro

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:11:09 2020 No.17936811 >Beautiful pump this morning getting back to 20k >Drumpf speaks in less than an hour Are we getting to cocky bullbros?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:11:20 2020 No.17936814 when is the speech?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:11:23 2020 No.17936815 >>17936631 SPCE going to 0, might as well stock up on that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:11:25 2020 No.17936817 NSRGY and VZ good buys right now, seemingly. The market still has room to tank but these are long term holds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:11:29 2020 No.17936818 >>17936801 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:11:34 2020 No.17936819 Reminder not to buy until after Quad Witch tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:11:37 2020 No.17936821 >>17936703 >implying i invest in auto stocks you have to pick the right ones fren, dividend kings and aristocrats. i was burned by GE and KHC, but thats it. The 31 positions I have now are all paying out and will do so (fingers crossed)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:11:38 2020 No.17936822 ok bulls win

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:11:56 2020 No.17936829 >>17936792 what time is drumpf dumping it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:12:10 2020 No.17936837 >>17936814 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBz4Kziwn6s

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:12:27 2020 No.17936840 >>17936804 Date and strike price? Also what did you pay for the options.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:12:40 2020 No.17936842 >>17936829 47 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFWq6oUI28w

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:12:51 2020 No.17936843 CZR HALTED GOING UP THIS TIME, MY $12 CALLS WILL BE IN THE MONEY SOON!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:12:57 2020 No.17936844 NO NON NO BEARBROS WHATS HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:12:59 2020 No.17936846 >>17936792 Another fucking speech? Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:13:20 2020 No.17936855 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:13:24 2020 No.17936856 File: 106 KB, 586x604, 11623540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH MY GOD IM GONNA POOOOMP IM POOOOOOOOOOOMPPPINNNNNNNNG

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:13:24 2020 No.17936857 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:13:29 2020 No.17936858 BEARS WTF

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:13:35 2020 No.17936861 File: 24 KB, 500x404, 1579627501941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936844 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:13:36 2020 No.17936864 >>17936844 You underestimated the power of positive thought.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:13:42 2020 No.17936865 File: 74 KB, 750x823, 1563942620092.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >WE'RE GREEN

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:13:47 2020 No.17936867 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:13:52 2020 No.17936868 above 20k!! again

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:13:56 2020 No.17936870 Anyone else wish Boeing would fail and not get bailed out

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:13:59 2020 No.17936871 >>17936846 daily reminder that everything is ok until its not and you're all fucked

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:14:03 2020 No.17936872 WHY IS THE MARKET GOING UP I JUST SOLD YESTERDAY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:14:18 2020 No.17936878 File: 3 KB, 175x91, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wala!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:14:18 2020 No.17936879 >markets up >for no other reason than it was down yesterday

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:14:23 2020 No.17936881 What just happened?? Did I witness a pump?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:14:27 2020 No.17936882 this market is making zero sense wtf

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:14:31 2020 No.17936884 File: 36 KB, 657x527, 1476493256370.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not a burger and have never used robinhood whats the free stock thingy give you? is it just a random stock or what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:14:39 2020 No.17936888 >>17936750 That too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:14:41 2020 No.17936890 >>17936705 #WeMadeIt

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:14:46 2020 No.17936891 same exact shit every day. No wonder I can't get a bid for my puts at the open.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:14:48 2020 No.17936892 LMAOO WE BACK BABY 20.000 IS THE BOTTOM

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:15:09 2020 No.17936898 >>17936882 Its volatile as fuck. Vix is probably skyrocketing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:15:09 2020 No.17936899 File: 1.07 MB, 1242x1875, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] are we buying puts when trump speaks in an hour or on friday?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:15:13 2020 No.17936900 >>17936870 fuck boeing they knew the max wasn't safe

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:15:14 2020 No.17936901 File: 152 KB, 600x600, 1476235047489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE MADE IT ABOVE THE WEEKLY DOWNTREND. Holding above here for a while would look fucking amazing for continuation up, FUCK bottom shorters

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:15:22 2020 No.17936904 THANK YOU BASED JEROME

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:15:25 2020 No.17936906 File: 11 KB, 210x210, ben.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the DOW will never go below 20k again

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:15:29 2020 No.17936908 Why did Southwest drop so hard today vs other airlines?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:15:30 2020 No.17936909 Wtf I lost my savings hahaha.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:15:37 2020 No.17936912 let me lay it out pumpkins. trump is going to be talking about the FREE GIBS shortly. most people are expecting the market to rally, so they are trying to get in before that

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:15:46 2020 No.17936915 >>17936884 its like 4 dollars. Nothing burger

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:15:48 2020 No.17936916 >>17936872 You answered your own question. You got Bogged. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRXdxiot5JM

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:15:51 2020 No.17936918 File: 3 KB, 173x122, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he sold?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:15:54 2020 No.17936921 >>17936840 Mostly $7 6/19. Bought for 0.40

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:15:57 2020 No.17936922 >>17936821 >GE >KHC >31 positions Dude, what are you doing? You're better off with SPHD.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:16:04 2020 No.17936925 congratulations, you've hit the roof anons >NOW WE GO DOWN TO 10K

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:16:06 2020 No.17936926 File: 32 KB, 500x322, unnamed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IM FUCKING RUINED

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:16:13 2020 No.17936932 >>17936882 If you think these markets are playing by any kind of rules besides "preserve the boomers at all costs" you're fucked in the head m8. Those cunts would throw their own children in gas chambers just to have another cruise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:16:14 2020 No.17936931 File: 138 KB, 848x1200, 1289704005860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I sure hope you all didn't sell your calls yet today :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:16:17 2020 No.17936934 File: 59 KB, 640x360, 1456191299686.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MAKE IT GO DOWN AGAIN STOP JEROME

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:16:28 2020 No.17936937 Mfw I didn't buy tesla calls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:16:36 2020 No.17936938 File: 86 KB, 900x900, 1475287148504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Waitr Holdings Inc what is this? looks like a violent pajeet pnd

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:16:36 2020 No.17936939 File: 124 KB, 1440x1416, 1584605333806.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JEROME STOP

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:16:41 2020 No.17936940 >>17936931 iron hands win again

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:16:48 2020 No.17936944 https://youtu.be/0HtyF0jux2Q LETS GOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:17:01 2020 No.17936948 It's bull trap time boys

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:17:03 2020 No.17936951 Ouch how are my put bros doing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:17:03 2020 No.17936952 >>17936937 mfw panic sold my calls this morning when I could have had another 3 grand in gains by selling now

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:17:23 2020 No.17936955 CZR HALTED AGAIN 15 DOLLARS EOD

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:17:36 2020 No.17936962 File: 2.52 MB, 480x266, source.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:17:43 2020 No.17936966 File: 432 KB, 1080x1275, Screenshot_20200319-151618.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936115 Tomorrow will be 6-10% down for sure

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:17:44 2020 No.17936967 RECESSION OVER SPY IS LITERALLY NEVER GOING BELOW 240 AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:17:47 2020 No.17936970 >>17936951 badly pls go back down iwont be greedy again

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:17:48 2020 No.17936971 File: 1.70 MB, 498x372, 1579631477033.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936951 -42.38%

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:17:54 2020 No.17936973 File: 20 KB, 374x495, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936115 What's this shape called /smg/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:17:56 2020 No.17936974 >>17936951 got out yesterday, waiting for top of the pump

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:17:57 2020 No.17936975 IT'S GOING BACK DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNNNNN!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:18:10 2020 No.17936978 File: 63 KB, 1266x739, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936115 bears btfo 10000% increase from here brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:18:21 2020 No.17936980 noooo my puts

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:18:23 2020 No.17936982 >>17936359 He is and he is saving us right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:18:33 2020 No.17936984 STOP PUMPING GOD DAMNIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:18:38 2020 No.17936986 File: 61 KB, 680x680, understand.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE BUYING PUTS TODAY OR TOMORROW YALL?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:18:39 2020 No.17936987 File: 104 KB, 576x760, 1584625505548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936973 the bull trap

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:18:42 2020 No.17936988 >>17936973 >>17936973 pump

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:18:48 2020 No.17936990 >>17936973 supreme bull trap

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:18:49 2020 No.17936991 File: 63 KB, 577x700, 1579632964884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936978 MAKE IT STOP U FUKKING BOOMERS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:18:54 2020 No.17936992 >>17936973 Reverse parabola

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:18:57 2020 No.17936994 File: 127 KB, 360x466, 3si9ts.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Pumping trillions of dollars into the market just so you can get a +0.05% Good job, FED.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:19:06 2020 No.17936996 >>17936973 Bull trap valley

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:19:21 2020 No.17936999 File: 13 KB, 555x407, Iunno.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936951 -10%

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:19:22 2020 No.17937000 >>17936951 Down a little but selling early has made me lose probably hundreds if not thousands by now so, I'm holding. I do believe we have a bit of a ways to go yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:19:28 2020 No.17937001 >>17936973 V SHAPED RECOVERY ROAD TO RETIREMENT STARTS NOW BOYYYYYYYYS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:19:35 2020 No.17937002 File: 48 KB, 700x459, A036A82F-46E2-4CEE-9B9D-988B0F6387F8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936899 Look at the dubs in that screenshot and the dubs in your own post

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:19:35 2020 No.17937003 File: 3 KB, 115x125, 1584620941130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936931 Mfw I didn't buy calls on tesla

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:19:36 2020 No.17937004 >>17936973 The fed chode

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:19:37 2020 No.17937005 File: 24 KB, 360x450, 432432657438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936973 The poomp and doomp

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:19:40 2020 No.17937009 File: 7 KB, 246x205, The bull and the bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17936160 I'm holding inverse NASDAQ 100.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:19:42 2020 No.17937010 File: 305 KB, 1080x1775, 20200319_041840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How did I do for babys first put?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:19:51 2020 No.17937011 File: 369 KB, 991x672, 1557065447889.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thanks for the cheap puts bullfags

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:19:56 2020 No.17937015 >>17936971 try -52.88% oh well it was just funny money anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:20:06 2020 No.17937019 NONONO PAMP EET

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:20:08 2020 No.17937021 >>17936973 Rotate in 90 degrees to the left

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:20:10 2020 No.17937022 >[RTRS] - NY FED SAYS IT WILL CONDUCT AN ADDITIONAL $10 BILLION IN PURCHASES TODAY ACROSS TWO SEPARATE OPERATIONS FOR SETTLEMENT ON MARCH 23 >https://twitter.com/fxmacro/status/1240643932863823872

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:20:14 2020 No.17937025 I'M SO FUCKING PUMPED. S&P is gonna bottom at 1800 which is an almost 50% retrace. When we hit that point we go ALL IN ON TQQQ and get fucking RICH. Just hold on a little longer frens

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:20:24 2020 No.17937028 >>17936973 Natural correction

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:20:34 2020 No.17937030 >>17936986 should've bought puts at >+1%

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:20:43 2020 No.17937036 >>17937011 im so retarded anon why didn't I wait

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:20:56 2020 No.17937043 >>17937025 >S&P is gonna bottom at 1800 lmaooooooooooo

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:21:15 2020 No.17937046 >>17937010 Why do a put? Look at its 5y chart, it's down like 99%

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:21:24 2020 No.17937049 DEAD CAT BOUNCE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:21:25 2020 No.17937051 >>17936922 >SPHD What is that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:21:33 2020 No.17937057 >>17936973 BULL VAGINE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:21:36 2020 No.17937058 >Italy and France announced they are extending their lockdowns >Italy considering martial law because people won’t stay home >Boeing is close to failing >the US is weeks away from mass deaths ITS RECOVERING GUYS XD

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:21:44 2020 No.17937061 >>17937025 delusional

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:21:45 2020 No.17937060 >>17937043 >Bobos literally euphoric It might not even go under 2000 at this rate!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:21:54 2020 No.17937064 File: 48 KB, 664x563, uhoh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17937015 just hold it bro, it'll be back to normal soon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:22:00 2020 No.17937067 File: 74 KB, 164x614, Step it up onii-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17937010 >Not going long on a call for GUSH.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:22:04 2020 No.17937069 >dave and busters thats some extreme dumpage. is there a more JUSTed chart than this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:22:04 2020 No.17937070 >>17936951 Still deep ITM, thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:22:12 2020 No.17937073 >>17936973 the last gasp

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:22:14 2020 No.17937077 POMP DENIED

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:22:18 2020 No.17937078 >>17937049 this. I fucking called it yesterday. You'd have to be retarded to think this is a comeback. I cannot comprehend how you can be bullish at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:22:21 2020 No.17937080 >>17937043 I agree with you, the bottoms obviously already in

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:22:28 2020 No.17937081 Any leafbros been wathing SES or IPL? Also air canada went under $10 briefly yesterday

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:22:29 2020 No.17937082 >>17937049 How many of those we gonna get

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:22:46 2020 No.17937084 File: 263 KB, 600x304, 1557217031661.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17937061 see >>17937060

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:22:48 2020 No.17937085 The printer broke

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:22:51 2020 No.17937086 you guys gotta breathe

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:23:18 2020 No.17937093 Is this boomer literally begging for a mini-bailout right now on MSNBC?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:23:21 2020 No.17937094 File: 48 KB, 700x734, 1583960445940.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys know what I did today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:23:24 2020 No.17937096 Predictions for witching hour?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:23:28 2020 No.17937100 File: 300 KB, 497x499, 1569703239649.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >feds are refusing to make today red let it go, jerome, it's over

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:23:39 2020 No.17937103 Back to red. The pump has been rejected.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:23:46 2020 No.17937106 PLEASE JEROME PUT IT BACK TO 20K DEAR GOD PLEASE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:23:54 2020 No.17937109 >>17937094 you hedl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:23:56 2020 No.17937110 Can someone please help me understand what puts are? I just got into the market about a month ago. I know I'm not going to make it but I thought it'll be fun to play around with some extra money I have.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:23:59 2020 No.17937111 KEEP FUCKING POOMPING JEROME

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:24:09 2020 No.17937114 It’s back down

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:24:13 2020 No.17937119 >>17937081 I'm only investing in American stocks because I unironically think we'll be below 0.50 exchange soon

Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:24:20 2020 No.17937124

>>17937078
>I cannot comprehend how you can be bullish at this point.
Two reasons
First of all people have the attention span and memory of a goldfish, so they think this is going to be a fast ordeal
Second, massive amount of denial about the crash. They still think this is a dip, instead of a total collapse of the debt ponzi system.
This shit is going to take a year or longer to bottom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:24:23 2020 No.17937125 >>17937080 >>17937078 the way stocks are hovering wildly at neutral, this seems like a big moment where the collective psychology of the market will be decided. not sure if up or down but there is a change in the air you can feel on the wind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:24:29 2020 No.17937129 >>17937094 Bought ze dip

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:24:48 2020 No.17937133 >>17937110 >what is google

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:24:49 2020 No.17937135 >>17937094 BOUGHT CALLS?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:24:51 2020 No.17937137 File: 182 KB, 713x611, 1554316820429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Red >Green >Red >Green >Red >Green >Red >Green >Red >Green

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:24:58 2020 No.17937138 File: 5 KB, 277x182, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wha-HUYH!? Dump bls

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:25:04 2020 No.17937139 File: 13 KB, 640x213, pbhahc2vett21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] jerome let it die, it's okay. It'll all be over soon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:25:18 2020 No.17937142 File: 20 KB, 260x195, 260px-Op_C013_gendo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Heh. Nice pump Jerome, but it's already over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:25:24 2020 No.17937145 >>17937064 it expires tomorrow but thanks for the thoughts :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:25:39 2020 No.17937149 >>17937094 caught a falling knife

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:25:44 2020 No.17937151 >>17937110 If the price of the stockerino goes down and the volatility goes up you make money

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:25:44 2020 No.17937152 >>17937139 this doesn't feel like buuuummbing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:25:48 2020 No.17937153 File: 94 KB, 425x481, 1473219936748.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Short term sqqq call

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:25:51 2020 No.17937155 >>17937093 Yes. It’s pathetic I hope he gets Kung flu

Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:25:52 2020 No.17937156

>>17937110
A put option is a contract giving the owner the right, but not the obligation, to sell, or sell short, a specified amount of an underlying security at a pre-determined price within a specified time frame. The pre-determined price the put option buyer can sell at is called the strike price.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:26:10 2020 No.17937162 File: 294 KB, 600x777, fgdgf.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:26:11 2020 No.17937163 File: 199 KB, 1187x1052, crab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17937137

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:26:26 2020 No.17937169 SOMEONE GET ACKMAN BACK ON CNBC I NEED THESE PUTS TO PRINT BABYYYYY DADDY NEEDS A NEW LEVERGAT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:26:37 2020 No.17937170 S&P about to do something, I don't know what though

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:26:46 2020 No.17937174 >>17937119 Smart, but I hope you are using a RRSP

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:27:06 2020 No.17937178 >>17937137 It's already christmas

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:27:06 2020 No.17937180 >>17937151 Thanks. That was much more clear than Google put it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:27:11 2020 No.17937181 >>17937169 BASED

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:27:11 2020 No.17937182 >>17937169 Ackman has been b& on order of Cramer. It's ogre bobo

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:27:46 2020 No.17937190 wtf the mouse is mooning

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:27:51 2020 No.17937193 File: 17 KB, 480x360, crab people.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH BOY GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:27:53 2020 No.17937195 >>17937185 >>17937185 >>17937185 new >>17937185 >>17937185

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:28:29 2020 No.17937208 File: 8 KB, 300x246, 1584465602910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw I get paid in dollars GO HIGHER

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:28:40 2020 No.17937213 >>17937081 Looking at IPL as well. Could go any which fucking way but value is there. Whats your price point

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:29:05 2020 No.17937222 File: 71 KB, 640x640, 3tnof8rr05y11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >The dips today are literally just jerome changing the printer ink

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:29:35 2020 No.17937237 File: 1.07 MB, 1992x1992, based and grosspilled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lmao they're so desperate to keep it above 20k IT AINT HAPPENIN'

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:30:14 2020 No.17937247 >>17936973 V for VICTORY! We have defeated the Coronavirus!!

Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:30:55 2020 No.17937264
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I just dropped my limit sell orders on my calls from +100% to +60%, I want to get out on the next little market pump. I'm expecting to at least dump my spy calls might wind up having to drop my dow calls down to +20% or break even.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:34:28 2020 No.17937342 >>17937051 Low volatility high yield ETF.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:35:50 2020 No.17937378 File: 12 KB, 219x165, 220px-PHOTOS_IGOR_GRICHKA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17937129 >>17937135 Oui.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:50:32 2020 No.17937755 >>17936510 Oh no we got too cocky bearbros!

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