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Sell me this pen, /biz/.

>> No.17927529

>>17927473
Its a pen for faggots

>> No.17927568

>>17927529
you're getting warmer

>> No.17927582

Stick it up your ass you fucking cuck

>> No.17927724

>>17927473
Pay me not to stab you to death with this pen.

>> No.17927737

>>17927473
This pen will keep niggers away.

>> No.17927759

>>17927473
i'll suck your cock if you buy this pen!

>> No.17927760

>>17927473
Ayo nigga you need a pen or what nigga?
Aight fuck you then bitch!

>> No.17927796
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17927796

>>17927760
No, this is an anti-negro pen.
You must stay away.

>> No.17927794

>>17927473
What kind of pen do you have now?

>> No.17927805

>>17927473
it never runs out of ink

>> No.17927861

>>17927473
Let me ask you one question.
What is a pen?

>> No.17927954

>>17927861
Is it a lifestyle choice?

>> No.17927957

>>17927794
a Bic Round Stic; as basic as it gets without being a quill or wood pencil
>>17927805
How?
>>17927861
a writing instrument for (permanently) committing things to paper

>> No.17927971
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17927971

>>17927473
If you buy this pen you'll finally get a gf

>> No.17928064

Can't write penis without pen

>> No.17928092

>>17927473
The pen is mightier than the sword

>> No.17928109

You're a niggerloving trannyfaggot and I hope you die. I'll give you 50% off to buy this fucking thing and get out of my face.

>> No.17928133

>>17927473
What's your name?
Sorry I couldn't hear you, write it down for me.
There you go nigger, now buy it

>> No.17928157

>>17927473
It'll cure the Corona-virus.
>How?
Buy it and find out.
>I don't believe you.
Ok, maybe the next person will.
>Fine. I'll bite.
>*buys pen*
>*pen breaks after 2nd use*

>> No.17928159

>>17927971
I will give the owner of this pen $100 in 5 minutes

>> No.17928218

>>17927473
Do you have pen?

>> No.17928222

>>17927473
Can you sell me a put option on that pen for tomorrow?

>> No.17928249

Pen market is crazy right now, I heard from buddy of mine they can't keep up with production, people are buying them like crazy. But listen. The best part is, we are almost out of those tiny ball bearings you see on a tip. Month from now this pen will be worh more than a car, not even joking. I will retire if I sell it in a year. No, I won't sell, thats crazy talk. Funny, how much? No, I will pass. Don't even ask.

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17928261

>>17927473

>put pen in my pocket
no

>> No.17928266

>>17927796
>>17927760
>>17927737
See ?
It worked !

>> No.17928366

This is a tremendous pen, made by the best pen makers in America. I would say this is the best pen in the world and no one knows pens better than me. I talked with the CEO of pen making and he told me you can’t find a one like this I would rate it ten out of ten.

>> No.17928446

>>17927473
put pen in pooper

>> No.17928783
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17928783

>>17927473
pen :D

>> No.17928862

The fountain pen version of that is really nice

>> No.17928921

>>17927473
Buy chainlink

>> No.17929318

A gamer girl once took a bath with this pen.

>> No.17929355

>>17929318
... go on...

>> No.17929411

>>17927473
you don't want that pen. it's too risky.
i do however have a variety of nice, safe, slow pencils you might be interested in, and more in your price range.

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17929432

>>17928159
nice

>> No.17929497

>>17927473
It buys this pen or else it gets the hose again.

>> No.17929541

>>17927473
You want it in my ass or my eyeball?

>> No.17929555

>>17927473
Wanna know what this baby comes with?
>FREE
>SHIPPING
>MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRR

>> No.17929657

>BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Buy this pen or I'll keep farting.
>BRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFTTTPPPPFFFFTTTT

>> No.17929699

>>17927473
>Takes pen
Hey anon you'll need to endorse your neetbux check to be able to cash it

>> No.17929714

Motorized pen goes BRRRRRRRRR haha

>> No.17929810

>>17927473
Now what you have here is a state-of-the-art tool for faggots who watched wolf of wall street so many times they went and got a commision-based telemarketing job trying to convince pensioners to switch power companies and met so many sales targets they were promoted to hiring manager.

>> No.17929850

Pen is now the cure for Corona, binds specifically to your bloodlines DNA

>> No.17929967

>>17927473
can't sell you that pen, store's closed until further notice