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[Anonymous No.17924551]

Who here trying to figure out a god damn game plan for the next 2-6 months. lets brainstorm ITT

[Anonymous No.17924585]

>>17924551
Survival.


But also ai and robotics.

[Anonymous No.17924615]

>>17924585
whats your situation anon?
>Guns/ammo?
>Cash?
>Location?
>Toilet Paper Status:

[Anonymous No.17924655]

>>17924615
dont forget stockpile of beans

[Anonymous No.17924701]

>>17924615
I’m bunkering down in apathetic Australia.

I’m going wombat style.

I’ve got a ton of potato’s and toilet paper but no weapons.

[Anonymous No.17924725]

>>17924615
>Guns/ammo?
Mommy doesnt let me keep guns in the house but my divorced dad has a shotgun in his house down in the country
>Cash?
$500 cash, 3 BTC
>Location?
Erie County New York
>Toilet Paper Status:
Bidet Boy

[Anonymous No.17924736]

>>17924701
>toilet paper
ngmi. Learn to wipe with a rock

[Anonymous No.17924761]

>>17924551
As somebody who is dirt poor and lives off less than $100 a month I'm pouring all my money aimlessly into stocks despite having no experience or insight at all. Is this a good plan?

[Anonymous No.17924775]

>>17924551
Figure out who your friends and family are.
Agree to who meets up where in the event of cellular connection being shut down.
Keep stockpile of food.
Be prepared for both life to carry on as normal, and for SHTF.

[Anonymous No.17924780]

>>17924761
>Is this a good plan?
probably not

[Anonymous No.17924791]

>>17924761
Hey same and yes of course

[Anonymous No.17924816]

>>17924780

[Anonymous No.17924851]

Barring the doomer comments, probably wait for this to bottom out then go all on some index funds over the next few months. Boring I know.

[Anonymous No.17924898]

>>17924551
Well I think everyone's game plan is going to differ, but I would just consider some basic principles. This isn't much of a time to gamble, though if you're in a comfortable position there is without a doubt money to be made. Focus on getting yourself secure. Get yourself around friends and family. Focus on each other, enjoy the time together, relax, prepare but make fun of it while you do it. Weapons, ammunition, canned food, frozen food but only to an extent in case of electricity outages. Just generally prepare yourself. Me myself, I should finally be done with work for 10 days after tomorrow, I live 1000 miles away from family and friends downtown in a major city. I'm hitting the road as early as possible and getting to them with a stack of resumes to relocate. Just stay safe out there, the virus is the virus, but the general calamity of everything combined is a real problem.

[Anonymous No.17924925]

>>17924761
>>17924816
The lowest it can go is 0.

[Anonymous No.17924948]

I need tips, premiums on puts have gotten absurd.

[Anonymous No.17924947]

I would suggest toilet paper, but i think pol dipped on that on

[Anonymous No.17924999]

>>17924725
not gonna lie anon.. but youre gonna make it. your mommy sounds like she would do anything to keep you safe and comfy

[Anonymous No.17925031]

>>17924948
just do a typical short

[Anonymous No.17925040]

>>17924761
on a long enough timeline..maybe.
short term absolutely not since we have a long way to fall.
Best case scenario the market crashes way more but stablizes and the virus dissipates enough for the ponzi scheme to resume.

Worst case scenario (maybe best case depending on who you are): Mad Max Boogaloo

[Anonymous No.17925082]

>>17924725
>Erie County New York
Alright Anon, let's stockpile our resources together. Niagara Falls here.

2 BTC, $15000, AR-15

[Anonymous No.17925085]

>>17925040
I actually started today so I could try to learn as much as I could in case Trumpbux becomes a reality because I plan on investing most of that immediately. My philosophy is that I can't lose anything if I had nothing to begin with

[Anonymous No.17925104]

>>17925085
i like the philosophy but you could make it even more by waiting another month at least to get even cheaper stocks thus more return

[Anonymous No.17925126]

>>17925104
I probably won't invest it all at once but I also don't think it's reasonable that trumpbux would arrive before the end of the month

[Anonymous No.17925154]

>>17925104
different anon here. can i learn and do some small trades and learn as much as I can before getting in deep in a month? Got about 10k. never invested or done shit with. what do I do what to learn? worth reading books or go with lectures?

[Anonymous No.17925181]

>>17924551
I stocked up on food for basically rations for the next 20 days or so. I'll probably need more but I like fasting anyways. Not working so need to make money in the market. Holding F 4$ puts, USB31$ puts, and LVS puts.

Bought these today because people here in PA are losing it. Had some guy almost come full bore into my lane today. Just because he didn't want to wait.

[Anonymous No.17925210]

>>17925154
im a rank amateur myself but honestly start by lurking hard and everytime you come across terms you dont understand, For example treasury bonds or Dollar cost averaging etc etc, go to youtube and watch a quick 3 min breakdown on said term. Its surprisingly pretty efficient as far as crash course learning on this shit

[Anonymous No.17925230]

>>17925181
m&P is fucking horrible, hope u dont actually have to use it

[Anonymous No.17925231]

>>17924551
All in bitbean cash

[Anonymous No.17925242]

>>17925181
ahh M&P 15 sport.. isee you are a man of utilitarian frugality. i too am a M&P'er

[Anonymous No.17925312]

>>17925230
>somebody breaks in house
>point gun and pull trigger
>due to misfire bullet explodes in barrel killing yourself
thank god I have an <M&P to make suicide cheap

[Anonymous No.17925363]

>>17925230
Dude it was either that or like a 1200+ .308. I live in an efficiency. It would be loud enough with a .223. I have faith in it.

[Anonymous No.17925389]

>>17925363
smith and wesson wouldnt fail you anon. keep her lubed tho.. she will jam hard if even a little dry

[Anonymous No.17925388]

>>17925242
Thank you for letting me join your cult.

To be fair guys at least I got a glock with it.

[Anonymous No.17925398]

are people buying up guns right now?
prices jacked up and sold out.

[Anonymous No.17925474]

>>17925398
New jersey had some long lines around the block. imagine the only real runs on guns are in urbanish areas where people dont believe that the govt could fail so hard.

[Anonymous No.17925512]

>>17925389
Thanks for the tip. I'll put some oil on her now. She looked a little dry.

[Anonymous No.17925552]

My prediction
>everything keeps crashing
>shit hits the fan /pol/ happening style in certain hard hit areas, military distributing food ect
>everybody calms the fuck down once it becomes apparent the death rate for people under 75 w/no pre existing health problems is like 0.0001% or whatever the fuck
>world changes permanently(until the next crisis anyways), it's like 9/11 x 10
>western living standards become argentina/post-2008 greece tier
>unemployment stays permanently elevated, government welfare becomes permanent, UBI but just enough to prevent rioting and chaos
>things like working from home become the norm, FAANG stocks keep going parabolic as they become hypermonopolies
>FAANG companies eventually absorb the banks and you have "apple loans" and shit
>wealth gap continues to expand as usual
>we either go singularity mode or collapse around 2050 due to resource depletion

[Anonymous No.17925589]

>>17925398

They're a little higher but retail stores are running the basic bitch prices. A few decent deals on armslist as usual.

I have 3 rifles and 3 handguns. 4000 rounds of ammo. 39 rolls of toilet paper. I'm not a prepper, I just coincidentally went to Sams club before this shit went down. We're not going to hit anarchy post-apocalypse shit, but I will shoot someone if they try and take muh beans.

[Anonymous No.17925602]

It's a perfect time to start your gardens gentlemen. I just raided the seed isle at home depot

[Anonymous No.17925713]

>>17925552
good for a movie anon, but if they happened id imagine ww3/civil2.0 goes down before.

[Anonymous No.17925768]

>>17925713
There is still too much room to fall for western people, first they will to post-2008 western europe and current eastern europe wealth levels, and then they will fall to current chinese and eastern bloc wealth levels, and then they will fall to 1991 Russia post soviet union and 1950's China wealth levels, and then 1930's great depression level, and then third world levels there is still plenty of slack in the system before total collapse

[Anonymous No.17925792]

>>17925768
>post-2008 western europe

southern europe*

[Anonymous No.17925824]

act like a retard on a online retard magnet posting images and bad advice until the world moves on to the next meme.

remember how global warming was literally killing us? Yup.

[Anonymous No.17925931]

>>17925602
I want a garden but I live in an apartment and haven't had the chance to own property yet

[Anonymous No.17925954]

>>17925512
He doesn't mean use your penis

[Anonymous No.17925998]

>>17925931
Buy a half acre and a trailer and get started.

[Anonymous No.17926027]

>>17924761
>Is this a good plan?
Actually yes. It's ballsy and might hurt a bit for the next year or so but long term you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.17926054]

>>17925954
Ew.
I used pic related.

[Anonymous No.17926093]

>>17924615
Guns: many
Ammo: about 600rds total
Location: semi rural
Cash: withdrew 40k two weeks ago
TP: two bulk packages

Also have wife and 4 month old to manage so that’s a challenge

[Anonymous No.17926161]

>>17925230
M&P is a solid rifle. What is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.17926298]

>>17926093
wayyyyyyy tooooo low on ammo anon. get your shit together.
Minium handgun ammo: 1,500-2500 rnds
minium rifle ammo: 5,000 rnds per gun

[Anonymous No.17926485]

>>17926298
New guns owner here.
What are you guys prepping for with such vast quantities of ammo.

[Anonymous No.17926572]

>>17924615
nice try faggot, you're not raiding my cache

[Anonymous No.17926612]

>>17924851
At least buy calls or sell puts

[Anonymous No.17926616]

>>17926485
civil war

[Anonymous No.17926632]

>>17926485
If you don't need to blast hoards of niggers you can use it for trade.

[Anonymous No.17926665]

>>17925552
probably a more compressed version of this but add a world war in about ten years. there's no way the shuffle of superpowers and isolated fortress states doesn't result in a war. it's just been brewing for too long now. go big or go home.

[Anonymous No.17926670]

>>17926632
Good point. Might get AR mags tomorrow now.

[Anonymous No.17926710]

>brainletstorm

[Anonymous No.17926768]

>>17924551
buy chainlink

buy real estate with a mortgage if you have a good opportunity to do so

If you don't want to buy real estate directly, $O looks damn good after the bleedout today. Think the market is overreacting to not being able to evict. They will be fine by May I bet. They definitely don't want to lose their dividend aristocrat status and they will do whatever it takes to keep paying it

[Anonymous No.17926850]

>>17926485
in a mad max survival scenario certain things become king currency. Food, Water, Ammo, gasoline/diesel
what else guys?

[Anonymous No.17926903]

>>17926850
Relationships and trust are the most powerful things you can have. Don't think it's just material stuff. That's why America is screwed right now in the first place.

Silver and gold will still have value.

[Anonymous No.17927385]

>>17924551

Go cash. Everything is getting crushed and will get crushed around the US dollar.

You making money just by holding USD.

[Anonymous No.17927541]

>>17924551
>have several months of food on hand
>be 60% in cash, 40% in gold/silver
>guns and ammo
>water
>ability to grow/obtain food

Best case scenario, you won't need any of it, and everything works out. Worst case is this becomes the wild west and we're all on our own. I'd rather be safe than sorry.

[Anonymous No.17927612]

>>17924761
you need hands of steel. forget about it and look back in 2021

[Anonymous No.17927771]

>>17927385
There was a guy that came on a program I listen to called caravan to midnight the John b Wells program. He was discussing the next world reserve currency. He said it will come about when the dollar is at its strongest. After the next reserve currency is rolled out the dollar would be massively inflated but it would still exist. You would have two different currencies the world reserve currency which is mostly for the rich and the dollars for all the plebs. This was about three years ago maybe he was talking out of his ass maybe not but I wouldn't hold dollars.

[Anonymous No.17928042]

>>17926485
>What are you guys prepping for with such vast quantities of ammo.
When you order ammo online it's often much cheaper to get a case. Sometimes you'll even have shipping knocked off if an order is over a certain amount.

A thousand rounds sounds like a lot to a noguns but trust me, you can blow through that in a single range trip by yourself if you were so inclined.

[Anonymous No.17928091]

>>17924725
>>17925082
I can't believe you faggots own cypto with barely any cash on hand LMAO

[Anonymous No.17928126]

>>17928042
I understand.

I have all but completely lost faith in our current shipping infrastructure, as I believe now I must attend a store to buy AR mags for my new tool. Ah well. Am I wrong?

[Anonymous No.17928183]

>>17925552
Global warming is killing everyone by December, enjoy the final year

[Anonymous No.17928351]

I put all my crypto in fundaimer and making mint.
Even the crash left me leveling off.

[Anonymous No.17928455]

Pay off your debts and/or get out from under overvalued nonessential assets. If you have a boat, a second vehicle, a new vehicle that you actually don’t need, payments on expensive electronics, etc. You are about to be upside down on all of your debts when we enter the depression.

Other than that, hold onto cash. This is a time to WAIT. Spend money with that same concept. Buy dependable, sensible things that will help you fend for yourself. IE, this isn’t the time to get a smart watch. It’s a time to get a solid, repairable analog watch.

[Anonymous No.17928493]

>>17928183
thanks for the laugh

[Anonymous No.17928497]

>>17924551
buying puts

[Anonymous No.17928538]

>>17924615
>0
>0
>North East
>7 rolls

I'll be alright.

[Anonymous No.17928557]

>>17928455
>Hold cash during hyperinflation
Bro

[Anonymous No.17928594]

>>17924615

i don't divulge personal information even anonymously on 4chan for paranoia reasons

i can however state that on those categories i am well

[Anonymous No.17928622]

>>17925031
How does typical shorting work? Buy order lower than current price?

[Anonymous No.17928633]

>>17924551
I'm a landlord. Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.17928647]

>>17928091
I have barely any cash but I have 5 BTC and a decent stacklet of silver. I don't have any trust in the dollar

[Anonymous No.17928699]

>>17927771
that's just you coping without dollars to actually hold

[Anonymous No.17929058]

>>17928594
Great, thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous No.17929091]

>>17926665
I'm worried about this too, normally it wouldn't even be a thought because there is too much to lose, but if the economy collapses and globalization goes in reverse it could get hot, even now China and America are accusing each other of bioweapons and shit and knowing human history governments will shift the blame on other countries to shift the blame and save their ass

[Anonymous No.17929103]

>>17924551
How the fuck do people actually think bitcoin is a high-risk asset?

[Anonymous No.17929136]

>>17925181
I bought that gay little box of 556 too for like $60. Fucking scalpers.

[Anonymous No.17929210]

>>17924655
based and beanpilled

[Anonymous No.17929243]

>>17925154
>>17925210
Investopedia, fellas. Investopedia.

[Anonymous No.17930115]

>>17928622
Buy order at current price, immediate sell, hold, repurchase same stock, return. Literally free money but you baghold if there's an immediate rebound, and you can end up losing because of that. The big boys get transacted first, then your orders, delays like that can cost you.

[Anonymous No.17930131]

>>17930115
Oh and you want to borrow on margin, or you're just converting your own money into fewer shares, into more shares.

[Anonymous No.17930157]

Crash continues until April/May then slow recovery over the summer. Then crash again in Fall around elections.

Possibly Corona returns next Winter or early as Fall this year.

[Anonymous No.17930165]

>>17924655

[Anonymous No.17930454]

>>17924655
beanpilled

>>17928633
this

[Anonymous No.17930497]

>>17928557
This. I bought some gunz on a no interest for 12 months credit line. Money and credit are just buying power. You literally should utilize these tools maximally to achieve the best outcome. Cash is not a dependable store of trading/buying power anymore. Once the actualized inflation hits (assuming it does), the dollar will drop as it already seems to be trending slowly down. Monopoly money man.

[Anonymous No.17930511]

>>17929136
$70 here. At least they're 62 gr greentips not that lightweight 55gr feather footed spit ball lob darts.