/smg/- Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17913400]

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Prior thread: >>17912575

[Anonymous No.17913426]

JUST

[Anonymous No.17913429]

Would you buy this?

[Anonymous No.17913435]

WHAT GUNS ARE YOU LADS BUYING

[Anonymous No.17913437]

>tfw this is just the beginning

[Anonymous No.17913444]

>-9,68%

[Anonymous No.17913446]

SUB 19K TODAY

[Anonymous No.17913451]

>>17913400
NOT MY HECKING STOCKERINOS

[Anonymous No.17913453]

>sold my puts
>market really starts dumping

Oh well. I made $150 or so off a $1K investment, so it's something.

[Anonymous No.17913454]

>>17913435

[Anonymous No.17913460]

[Anonymous No.17913462]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnlPtaPxXfc
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[Anonymous No.17913461]

We're in the history books now, anything you want to say?

[Anonymous No.17913466]

you are now entering

[Anonymous No.17913469]

I hope SNSS SHILL learns a fucking lesson, greedy fucking retard

[Anonymous No.17913471]

Give me one good reason why I shouuldn't hold TQQQQ

[Anonymous No.17913473]

TWENTY DOLLARS AND NINETY FIVE CENTS

[Anonymous No.17913476]

18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K

[Anonymous No.17913477]

ITT discuss ways to smoke out preppers.

>The prepper is a scared rat in hiding, hoarding trash and desperately clinging to every minute of their miserable life, as if it ever had meaning.

>finding a compound
The red flags will be fairly obvious. Look for houses with plywood on the windows or "looters will be shot!" signs.

>destroying a compound
The prepper's compound is a stationary target. Use this to your advantage. DIY ballistas and catapults can lob fire, explosives and diseases from great range.

>tear gas
Another method to remove the prepper without contaminating canned goods and other supplies is tear gas. It is very easy and inexpensive to produce. You can easily sap the prepper's supply of gas mask filters dry with very little effort. The prepper will have no choice but to vacate or choke to death.

IDENTIFYING A PREPPER
>precious metals
Probably one of the biggest red flags in identifying a prepper. Keep an eye out for what people are bartering at local markets. If you see someone trying to barter gold or silver, follow them. They are most likely a prepper.

[Anonymous No.17913485]

>>17913429
JEEEROOOOME

[Anonymous No.17913486]

I WALK A LONELY ROAD

THE ONLY ONE THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN

[Anonymous No.17913487]

BRACE FOR SUB 19K

[Anonymous No.17913490]

>OIL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17913493]

>>17913435
using my drumpfbucks to buy an AR

[Anonymous No.17913496]

>>17913453
no one ever went broke by making money

[Anonymous No.17913498]

[Anonymous No.17913504]

Holy Christ what a fukin bloodbath....

[Anonymous No.17913505]

Is now the time to buy?

[Anonymous No.17913510]

SQQQ bros, gtfo while you can!

[Anonymous No.17913509]

WHAT TO BUY ANONS? WHAT DO I BUY???

[Anonymous No.17913512]

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[Anonymous No.17913513]

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/18/bill-ackman-pleads-to-trump-to-increase-closures-to-save-the-economy-shut-it-down-now.html
here's the ackman interview

[Anonymous No.17913517]

19,200 and it’s not stopping

[Anonymous No.17913521]

>>17913400
I'm losing all my money as we speak, I'm gonna blame you guys for this out of grief

[Anonymous No.17913520]

>>17913505
It hasn't even begun.

[Anonymous No.17913524]

It's (not) over.

[Anonymous No.17913526]

Wait a fucking second
If North America and Europe are effectively closing down, that means that nobody there is producing or anything
If nobody there is producing anything, that means that companies aren't making money
If companies aren't making money, that means that they won't buy goods or invest
If nobody in Europe or North America is buying goods or investing, that means that they're not buying goods from or investing in China
If nobody is buying goods from or investing in China, that means that China's struggle to rebound from the virus will be crushed, as they rely so heavily on foreign investment and shipping/manufacturing

China, Europe, and North America combined account for about 75% of global GDP
If 75% of the global economy is doing nothing, that means...

[Anonymous No.17913529]

>>17913400
nice (embed) edition!

[Anonymous No.17913530]

>>17913435
I'd get a scorpion or a stribog if I could find one in stock anywhere.

[Anonymous No.17913533]

Is this going to be the 18k drop?

[Anonymous No.17913535]

Alright lads, I'm in TVIX and PTON shorts thanks to you guys. Cashed out on SPXU and SQQQ. I'm done trading for today and have to do my job at work now. It's been an honor.

[Anonymous No.17913537]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8DekFFCE5c

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH
IT DOESN'T FEEL PAIN OR REMORSE OR FEAR
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP
EVER
UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD

[Anonymous No.17913542]

Another top ten record

[Anonymous No.17913543]

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[Anonymous No.17913545]

Oil 20

[Anonymous No.17913548]

>>17913510
Sold. Buy JNUG calls

[Anonymous No.17913547]

>>17913509
>WHAT TO BUY ANONS? WHAT DO I BUY???

Oil
Tesla
Airbus
VTI

You know what? Literally fucking ANYTHING. Its once in a 100 year oppurtunity.

[Anonymous No.17913551]

OH NO BEAR BROS WE GOT TO COCKY

[Anonymous No.17913553]

What the fuck is the Saudi's problem?

[Anonymous No.17913554]

>>17913509
Unironically CNY

[Anonymous No.17913559]

WHERE'S MY PUMP FED

I SOLD FOR THE TRUMP PUMP AND ALL I GOT WAS A TRUMP DUMP

WHY NO MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRR

[Anonymous No.17913557]

Wtf

Dow Joans below the level at which Drumpf took office

It was higher under Obama

Thanks Drumpf!

[Anonymous No.17913566]

My Neopets stocks are doing far better than my real stocks. Made 117k in profit today.

What can get me this return irl?

[Anonymous No.17913572]

for the anon of the past thread in case he missed it

oil and gas companies that got hammered

https://pastebin.com/VLD6wA0R

I've seen all sort of funny numbers, like one that is now supposed to pay 62% in dividends lmao
20% of them will go bankrupt if sub 30 oil persists

[Anonymous No.17913573]

got my nugget and two CC options, out here in the middle of nowhere, we gucci

[Anonymous No.17913574]

>>17913559
no more money left

[Anonymous No.17913577]

>Under 30 years old
>Going through my second "once in a lifetime" crash
Can someone please explain?????????

[Anonymous No.17913578]

>>17913505
in short, no...

[Anonymous No.17913584]

>>17913557
AAAAAAAAAHHHH POOOOOOOMP 50 TRILLION RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.17913586]

>>17913435
Sig Sauer P320

[Anonymous No.17913588]

>>17913526
well done anon you have realized why "it's just a flu lol" is the most moronic take every conceived

[Anonymous No.17913593]

SHOULD I BUY TQQQ CALLS AND SELL THEM IN THE MORNING

[Anonymous No.17913595]

>>17913526
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17913596]

>>17913526
that's right and is beatiful

[Anonymous No.17913599]

>cancelled an order for 10 TVIX when it was $60

[Anonymous No.17913604]

>oil at 20
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17913607]

>>17913477
>preppers
>bartering at local markets
You’re retarded

[Anonymous No.17913613]

>>17913548
>Jnug
GDX is better

[Anonymous No.17913616]

>>17913554
习近平的阴茎很小
每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。
它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。
还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

[Anonymous No.17913619]

<19,000 here we come

[Anonymous No.17913626]

>>17913572
What about sub 20

[Anonymous No.17913627]

>>17913577
The last “crash” was a little babby by comparison
This is an outright depression rate drop

[Anonymous No.17913629]

>>17913553
Gotta crash the market to make them shekels, goy

[Anonymous No.17913631]

>CRUDE CLOSING IN ON $20
>DOW TO $19K
HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.17913637]

HOLY FUCK DID YOU SEE THAT POOOMP???

[Anonymous No.17913645]

>>17913526
>If 75% of the global economy is doing nothing, that means...
Yes

[Anonymous No.17913646]

Hang on. I'm starting to think the market DOESN'T only go up...

[Anonymous No.17913650]

>Sauds threatening to go to 13 million barrels of oil

Imagine being this dumb fucking idiot right now

[Anonymous No.17913653]

>>17913599
My father held TVIX for 5 years. Originally buying before all the reverse splits. He kept buying until a couple years ago and then sold his 200 shares for 15$ each

[Anonymous No.17913655]

WHO ARE YOU TO WAVE YOUR FINGER
>YOU MUST'VE BEEN OUT YOUR HEAD
EYE HOLE DEEP IN MUDDY WATERS
>YOU PRACTICALLY RAISED THE DEAD
ROB THE GRAVE TO SNOW THE CRADLE
>THEN BURN THE EVIDENCE DOWN
SOAPBOX HOUSE OF CARDS AND GLASS, SO
>DON'T GO TOSSIN' YOUR STONES AROUND

YOU MUST'VE BEEN

[Anonymous No.17913656]

>>17913400
The anglos are finished the west is done

[Anonymous No.17913666]

YTD -32%
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[Anonymous No.17913667]

NOOOO DON'T HIT 18K AAAAAH

[Anonymous No.17913669]

>>17913435
AR15, KS47, and a good hunting rifle for when I need to start hunting for food for sustenance, will get an AR10 for that. Good dual purpose.

[Anonymous No.17913670]

https://www.investing.com/indices/bovespa

[Anonymous No.17913674]

It's over for me /biz/... this is the end...

[Anonymous No.17913678]

>>17913616
Not even a chink, it’s still a good idea. Maybe CHF and JPY as well

[Anonymous No.17913683]

>>17913435
Got two .22s, one SKS, and a shotgun.
Considering an AR.

[Anonymous No.17913684]

Reminder that after the whole corona thing is over, China will be the leading power in the world.

[Anonymous No.17913686]

Is it possible to go all the way to 0? If so what happens?

[Anonymous No.17913690]

>>17913650
That guy doesn't have much time left. Even the Saudis hate him and want him gone. Dead man walking.

[Anonymous No.17913689]

>>17913637
>JEROME IS NOW ACTIVELY SHREDDING CASH
>HE IS, QUOTE, "SICK OF THIS FED SHIT"

[Anonymous No.17913693]

>>17913650
Imagine having billions of dollars in reverse money and playing chicken with the borderline bankrupt nation of Russia. That's what he's doing. Russia can't cope.

[Anonymous No.17913696]

>>17913509
Food

[Anonymous No.17913699]

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[Anonymous No.17913700]

>>17913477
This is a pretty good guide to get someone killed. And i dont mean preppers

[Anonymous No.17913701]

>>17913577
We've been through 3, even though we don't remember it we were alive during the dotcom bubble. Just time the bottom right and we'll be the new Boomers.

[Anonymous No.17913705]

Is it now time to buy metric tons of oil?

[Anonymous No.17913710]

>>17913535
why short PTON?

[Anonymous No.17913711]

>>17913509
Ammo and toilet paper

[Anonymous No.17913715]

>>17913526
pic very related.

[Anonymous No.17913716]

>>17913686
That's what the guns are for

[Anonymous No.17913719]

>>17913650
this fag is too young and has no real experience. should've started shorting once i heard he was making moves as new head of ksa. FUCK.

[Anonymous No.17913720]

Tomorrow will end above 20k.

[Anonymous No.17913721]

>>17913684
Not so fast,

drumpf will nuke them

[Anonymous No.17913722]

18K INCOMING

[Anonymous No.17913723]

18k when?

[Anonymous No.17913724]

>>17913526
>>17913588
>>17913595
>>17913596
>>17913645
?

[Anonymous No.17913731]

S&P 22; DOW 18
What a day to be alive!

[Anonymous No.17913734]

Should I wait till close to make any moves or get in now? My SQQQ order was just too late yesterday and didn’t get in before close, so I’ve been sitting on my dick all morning.

[Anonymous No.17913735]

I know the Trump stock memes are gonna be the hot thing for the next couple weeks but he’s absolutely right. Once Coronavirus is done for the markets will explode. If daily cases peak in April/May we could see it back to 30K or more by November

[Anonymous No.17913736]

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HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.17913737]

>tfw we still have like 3 hours to go

[Anonymous No.17913739]

OH NO NO NO NO BULLS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.17913740]

>>17913689

[Anonymous No.17913742]

>>17913693
>Russia can break oil at 30
>Saudis have to break at 80

Get off the computer MBS and chop up another journalist

[Anonymous No.17913745]

>>17913723
wait an hour

[Anonymous No.17913744]

>>17913577
This is the real crash

[Anonymous No.17913746]

>>17913705
I already did and it's still fucking falling
Probably best to wait before markets close

[Anonymous No.17913750]

>>17913701
anon youre assuming this just picks up growing at a rate where it left off. i dont know that it will.

[Anonymous No.17913751]

>>17913572
Yes I saw, thanks friend. I was kinda hoping for a cliff notes of what oil companies will survive, possibly under 20 now, in your opinion. I could go through each one but I’m on my phone, at work, and it’s tough to navigate that way.

[Anonymous No.17913754]

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[Anonymous No.17913753]

>>17913577
2008 was supposed to be the real crash but they stopped the natural market cycle with fed action.
They can't stop this one and we'll finally see what happens when you kick the can down the road for couple of decades and just make it easier for corporations and people to take debt.
It's not going to be pretty.

[Anonymous No.17913755]

>>17913435
>buying
>implying that wasnt my first investment

[Anonymous No.17913756]

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[Anonymous No.17913758]

cmon already we need to get to 13% before the close

[Anonymous No.17913760]

How are you doing, bulls?

[Anonymous No.17913763]

100 more points

[Anonymous No.17913765]

>>17913684
There will be a nuclear war after this

[Anonymous No.17913767]

>>17913723
5 minutes

[Anonymous No.17913771]

>>17913529
volcker was an absolute unit.

[Anonymous No.17913773]

Why isn't BTC following the market anymore? Decoupling happening?

[Anonymous No.17913776]

BRACE FOR IMPACT
>BRACE FOR IMPACT
BRACE FOR IMPACT
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BRACE FOR IMPACT
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BRACE FOR IMPACT
>BRACE FOR IMPACT

[Anonymous No.17913775]

>>17913735
>but he’s absolutely right. Once Coronavirus is done for the markets will explode.

Yep

[Anonymous No.17913778]

So what are the odds it'll bounce tomorrow?
So far we've seen slow declines during weeks, and rallies friday afternoon followed by crashes monday morning.
Stay in over night or cash out and reevaluate tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17913779]

>>17913686
Yes it's
What will happen anon is the equivalent of real life purge, normies will learn that money has no real value, society will collapse and full blown killings shall begin for at least 2 years

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(...) No.17913781]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17913784]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AT HUMANITIES GOLDEN AGE, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN, HOW?

[Anonymous No.17913786]

>10%


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyWpq-XpSdQ

[Anonymous No.17913787]

>>17913526
INDIA SUPER POWER BY 2025

[Anonymous No.17913788]

someone REALLY doesnt want it to go below 19k

[Anonymous No.17913792]

>>17913613
not volatile enough, I only have $250 to play with

[Anonymous No.17913795]

I really hope you guys are ready for the second great depression

[Anonymous No.17913797]

>>17913526
Anon, China will just lie about their numbers.

[Anonymous No.17913801]

>>17913723
Now.

[Anonymous No.17913805]

BUY HILTON OK?

[Anonymous No.17913807]

SAY SOMETHING I'M GIVING UP ON YOU

[Anonymous No.17913811]

>>17913678
just buy boomer rocks like a normal person haha

[Anonymous No.17913812]

>>17913734
fuck SQQQ that shit refuses to go above 30

[Anonymous No.17913813]

I SOLD MY PUTS TOO EARLY WTF

[Anonymous No.17913814]

Lost $58 today dammit

[Anonymous No.17913815]

>>17913509
Bank of America, Delta, Boeing if you can afford it, Ford (They always get a bail out) Exxon, and Bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.17913818]

>>17913521
>still hodling
What are you doing, man?

[Anonymous No.17913821]

pop that 18K cherry you shitty little number

[Anonymous No.17913822]

>>17913750
We'll be fine, this isn't the first market crash or pandemic we've been through. Won't be the last either. Keep cool.

[Anonymous No.17913823]

18K INCOMING
18K INCOMING
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[Anonymous No.17913825]

>>17913724
it means the global economy is fucked worse than 2008

[Anonymous No.17913826]

>>17913775
>>17913735
Shame that the virus is literally unstoppable.

[Anonymous No.17913828]

>IT'S ACTUALLY GOING BELOW 19K
I don't know what to feel anymore.

[Anonymous No.17913829]

>>17913795
It needs a better name than just the second great depression

[Anonymous No.17913831]

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[Anonymous No.17913834]

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo

[Anonymous No.17913835]

IS IT GOING TO RALLY THE LAST HOUR WHEN PEOPLE START SELLING THEIR PUTS??

[Anonymous No.17913839]

AMD sub $38

[Anonymous No.17913840]

We should have listened.....

Now we all deserve what's coming.

[Anonymous No.17913841]

Where is the floor?

[Anonymous No.17913842]

I'm too much of a pussy to buy puts, can I make it with spreads?

[Anonymous No.17913846]

>>17913826
>Shame that the virus is literally unstoppable.

Nice meme.

[Anonymous No.17913849]

I feel so alive!!!!

https://youtu.be/hqURBTpvh0A

[Anonymous No.17913851]

>>17913784
>Corporatism
>Golden age
Pick one

[Anonymous No.17913852]

>EWJ
WHY DID I DOUBT THE MIGHTY NATION OF JAPAN. I AM SO SORRY I SHORTED JAPAN. ONLY THE MIGHTY NIPPON CAN SLAY CORONA

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[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17913858]

>>17913469
Nope, doing just fine. Data was amazing. 2 patients on the verge of partials, correct target patient group found, overenrolling 500mg to get those patients. Completely unconcerned, it could go to a penny and I'd be buying more.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17913861]

HOLY FUCK!!

this is the biggest down day i've had since the fucking kungflu shit started.. down 2k today.. wtf?!?! first day not making money or staying flat!!!

FUCK THIS I'M PUTTING MY LIFE SAVINGS INTO SPY PUTS!!!

FUCK EVERYONE!!

[Anonymous No.17913863]

Will we trip the second circuit breaker?

[Anonymous No.17913870]

the fucking dow jones is trading like a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.17913871]

>>17913784
Stephen Pinker is that you?

[Anonymous No.17913873]

>https://youtu.be/cMkmGb1W-9s?t=92
>https://youtu.be/cMkmGb1W-9s?t=92
>https://youtu.be/cMkmGb1W-9s?t=92

[Anonymous No.17913874]

>>17913840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYn6tHF9M5Q&t

THREAD THEME

[Anonymous No.17913875]

Where is that retard who JUST said in the other thread that 235 was the bottom? How much did you lose? Have you killed yourself yet?

[Anonymous No.17913877]

>>17913435
>tfw already stocked on guns

[Anonymous No.17913879]

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[Anonymous No.17913880]

>>17913477
Communities will form. People like you will be killed early.

[Anonymous No.17913881]

Oil is going straight to hell.
This alone is enough to crash the world economy.

[Anonymous No.17913882]

>>17913812
You were saying?

[Anonymous No.17913885]

Stop... please stop...

[Anonymous No.17913887]

DOW 10,000 MUST HAPPEN

[Anonymous No.17913888]

18K today
15k tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17913890]

Reminder all this shitstorm is happening because some chink wanted to eat a pangolin.

[Anonymous No.17913892]

>Its a buying opportunity

[Anonymous No.17913894]

>>17913784
because of cheap money and greedy CFO's

[Anonymous No.17913895]

NEW TRUMP TWEET

[Anonymous No.17913897]

PUMP IT
PUMP IT LIKE YOUR COCK IN A QT VIRGIN REDHEAD

[Anonymous No.17913898]

>>17913861
Monday was 2999.75k
You are way late anon

[Anonymous No.17913904]

>>17913861
thanks LCI nigger i'm buying SPY calls

[Anonymous No.17913906]

>>17913751
you'll have plenty of time
double dips will takes days to draw on the charts, maybe weeks

[Anonymous No.17913909]

>>17913829
What about Greater Depression?

[Anonymous No.17913911]

Will tomorrow be red as well?

[Anonymous No.17913912]

BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL BIBLICAL

[Anonymous No.17913918]

ha ha number go down

[Anonymous No.17913920]

18K HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17913926]

>>17913888
How are boomers supposed to retire?

[Anonymous No.17913927]

SAVE US FED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17913931]

>mfw my legacy ISN'T a dumb fence, letting a pandemic run lose in my country for 6 weeks before doing anything about it, and crashing the economy

[Anonymous No.17913934]

so....do we buy yet? its time to buy cheap TQQQ right?

[Anonymous No.17913935]

>>17913400
Reminder lads the nazis rose to power under three conditions:
>Great political strife
>Great cultural degeneration
>Great economic strife
With the stock market collapsing we now have all three as well.

[Anonymous No.17913937]

>>17913829
Remember the great war?
It's gonna be like that.
No longer the great depression, but the first world recession and the second world recession.

[Anonymous No.17913941]

WHERE ARE YOU SMINEM

WHERE ARE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17913942]

https://twitter.com/zeroshorts/status/1240332552017080322/photo/1
RIP Alberta

[Anonymous No.17913944]

SPY 230

[Anonymous No.17913947]

ARMAGEDDON

[Anonymous No.17913948]

>>17913778
pretty likely imo

It's happened every time there's been a circuit breaker, the next day was green.

[Anonymous No.17913949]

Did Xi already won?

[Anonymous No.17913950]

>>17913829
the NEETening

[Anonymous No.17913951]

>>17913890
Sopa de morcego... uma delicia.

[Anonymous No.17913952]

>>17913846
Not as much of a meme as your imaginary vaccine.

[Anonymous No.17913957]

>>17913926

[Anonymous No.17913959]

RUSSIA SAID CRUDE IS TOO FUCKING CHEAP! DEAL ABOUT TO COME SOON! PREPARE

[Anonymous No.17913960]

>>17913912
Anon was right.

[Anonymous No.17913962]

jerome, are you there?

[Anonymous No.17913965]

>>17913911
Oil prices are still crashing, if its still falling i don't think its going to be good for the market tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17913966]

SPY pinned at 230

[Anonymous No.17913971]

>>17913829
The Great Acceptance

[Anonymous No.17913974]

>>17913952
>you need vaccine to recover from a flu

[Anonymous No.17913975]

Is there any reason not to go all in on something like UVXY, until the crashing slows down at least?

Bottom would fuck holds, but until bottom.

[Anonymous No.17913976]

Meanwhile Boeing at -26%

[Anonymous No.17913977]

Today's market is progressing very similarly to Monday's... We're going to hit -11.5% for sure, probably -12.XX%... Brace yourselves.

[Anonymous No.17913978]

dear /biz/

At most I could only scavenge like maybe 100$ to start memeing with.

Any advice? Should I even bother?

[Anonymous No.17913979]

HERES COMES THE PUMP

[Anonymous No.17913980]

>>17913962
He ran out of ink

[Anonymous No.17913983]

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP
ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
LOOOUUUDEEEEERRRRR

[Anonymous No.17913984]

bros, this is too painful

[Anonymous No.17913986]

I'm tempted to take partial profits one hour before market close. I feel like we have been diving for long enough to get some money back and let the rest run.

[Anonymous No.17913990]

>>17913842
Yes. Just expect to make only 2x instead of 10x. Alternatively, buy puts on stocks with lower premiums.

[Anonymous No.17913991]

If it hits 18K I will nut on my face

[Anonymous No.17913993]

>>17913934
probably wait until EOD to be safest

[Anonymous No.17913995]

>>17913911
Yes, the barriers have been broken, bill ackheman was doom pilling us live, we are in the crash

[Anonymous No.17913998]

POST YFW <18K EOW

[Anonymous No.17914001]

>>17913471

I can't imagine it won't bounce a bit tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17914003]

>>17913509
Btc & guns

[Anonymous No.17914004]

we can only have so many -10% days

[Anonymous No.17914009]

>>17913926
They've been retired, coasting off social security and generational wealth they refuse to pass on. It's time for them to DIE.

[Anonymous No.17914011]

NO PUMPS

JUST DUMPS

[Anonymous No.17914012]

>>17913912
WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN? I SAW THE DIGITS, I SAW THE GET, THEY WERE THERE. ANON SAID IT WOULD BE BIBLICAL. ALL I HAD TO DO WAS BELIEVE

[Anonymous No.17914014]

>>17913435
cringe preppers

[Anonymous No.17914015]

What Stocks are you guys waiting to drop?

[Anonymous No.17914020]

>>17913842
Just buy puts 10% OTM, expiering in 3 months, what's so hard about that?

[Anonymous No.17914024]

>>17913998

[Anonymous No.17914025]

>>17913998
EOW? more like EOD.

[Anonymous No.17914030]

>>17913978
you have nothing to lose and everything to gain fren

[Anonymous No.17914033]

>>17913978
GUSH, it's a coin flip between nothing and ten grand.

[Anonymous No.17914035]

>>17913557
b...blumpf
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blUMPF…

mpf…
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b...
BLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPGGGGHHHFGFFfFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.17914038]

>>17913778
>>17913948
I'm all in on SQQQ the moment I see green

[Anonymous No.17914039]

>>17913983
>>17913979
delusional dummies

[Anonymous No.17914040]

[Anonymous No.17914041]

[Anonymous No.17914042]

So glad I dumped my TQQQ bags this morning

[Anonymous No.17914044]

>>17913656
This. Winners will be new economies which are better organized and have people willing to work AND bigger populations, while also using latest tech well.

Also your salary isn't going anywhere, but it's value will be less in the coming years as inflation bombs the market prices for your daily essentials.

[Anonymous No.17914045]

>>17913934
Not sure about TQQQ, but I definitely buy SQQQ or SDOW on a green day. If tomorrow's green, I'm buying SQQQ or SDOW again.

[Anonymous No.17914047]

>tfw I thought I sold the bottom 2 days ago

[Anonymous No.17914049]

>>17913926
by pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

[Anonymous No.17914050]

>>17914004
Correct, we need a -20%

[Anonymous No.17914054]

>>17913935
What a beautiful Trinity for our Lord and Savior to Rise from

[Anonymous No.17914057]

>>17913978
Bitcoin

[Anonymous No.17914059]

this is real life
this is our lives now
double digit red days in the DOW
tripping circuit breakers in the S&P
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.17914060]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FItEjc6VtuU

They upload the kino

[Anonymous No.17914065]

Let's go for that circuit breaker

[Anonymous No.17914066]

Just let it crash, there is no longer use or need to continue pumping

[Anonymous No.17914067]

ITS DIPPING BELOW 19 BOYS

[Anonymous No.17914072]

>>17913959
No way Russia doesnt tap out on this, they expected to get hit but this is a fucking sledge hammer being cracked over their head

[Anonymous No.17914073]

>>17913895
yeah, Trump really is based and 140 IQ pilled

[Anonymous No.17914077]

SUB 19K SOON

[Anonymous No.17914079]

WE HIT 18K

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHgc8Q6qTjc

[Anonymous No.17914080]

>>17913978
Buy SQQQ tomorrow at ~24$ then sell for 30 the next day. Then use that money to buy XOM and GUSH

[Anonymous No.17914082]

>>17913753
>we'll finally see what happens when you kick the can down the road for couple of decades

The economy structures itself in insane and inefficient ways. The entire economic order needs to be erased. There is so going to be so much chaos and pain.
Pension fighting will be insane.

[Anonymous No.17914083]

>>17914045
TQQQ was over $100 not even a month ago, now its trading under $35. it will go lower sure but that sort of price when the markets come back is the steal of the century

[Anonymous No.17914084]

>>17914004
you would think

[Anonymous No.17914086]

>that little pump
Look how they massacred my boy.

[Anonymous No.17914088]

19K IS THE FLOOR BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.17914089]

>>17914039
im just memeing and the lower it goes the more $ i make, but there was a decent green dildo just then

[Anonymous No.17914090]

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17914091]

>>17914033

Is that some type of crypto?

[Anonymous No.17914095]

19K BROKEN
PUMPS ARE BROKEN

[Anonymous No.17914098]

>>17913435
Actually just buying a top-end .22 pellet gun that can send them at around 1000 fps.

I live up north. If shit hits the fan, not much is coming up here. If it does, I don't want it hearing me shooting all my small game for weekly food. Also ammo is cheap.

I will silently hunt varmints and have squirrel stew while I garden, it will be comfy.

[Anonymous No.17914101]

>>17913526
please help me i'm not smart understand this

[Anonymous No.17914102]

OH NO OH NO OH NO SHUT IT DOWN

[Anonymous No.17914104]

>18k
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[Anonymous No.17914105]

18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K 18K IS HERE

[Anonymous No.17914103]

>IT DIPPED TO 18K

[FUCK JEROME No.17914109]

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[Anonymous No.17914112]

19K BROKEN

[Anonymous No.17914114]

SUB 19K

[Anonymous No.17914116]

What if the real gains are the friends we made along the way?

[Anonymous No.17914117]

11% 11% 11% 11% 11% 11% 11% 11% 11% 11% 11% 11% SOON SOON SOON SOON SOON SOON SOON SOON SOON SOON SOON

[Anonymous No.17914123]

SUB 19K
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[Anonymous No.17914124]

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[Anonymous No.17914125]

Hnnnng. 18&22.
15&19 EOM?

[Anonymous No.17914130]

>>17914065
The only hope is the third breaker so everybody goes home.

[Anonymous No.17914131]

18k
18k
18k
18k

[Anonymous No.17914132]

><19k

[Anonymous No.17914134]

!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17914135]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WERE AT 18 BOOOOOOOOYSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.17914136]

>>17914040
Based and saved

[Anonymous No.17914137]

this is actually a depression o shit

[Anonymous No.17914140]

18K
>18K
18K
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18K

IT'S FUCKING
OGRE

[Anonymous No.17914141]

Why didn't I buy VIX yesterday

[Anonymous No.17914145]

18K
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

[Anonymous No.17914150]

>>17913656
If this is truly the case then I suspect the nationalistic movements will take over soon.

[Anonymous No.17914154]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17914155]

19K NEVER EVER AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17914156]

>HELL IS COMING
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HELL IS COMING

[Anonymous No.17914157]

Floor? Bottom? I don't understand.
Why would you use words for something that doesn't exist anymore?

[Anonymous No.17914158]

>>17914091
all stocks and ETFs are basically crypt
the only safe money is far OTM spy puts

[Anonymous No.17914159]

>18,984.79

[Anonymous No.17914160]

>crush it

[Anonymous No.17914161]

18,997
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17914162]

May god have mercy

[Anonymous No.17914166]

>He bought.

[Anonymous No.17914170]

new AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA room

>>17914126

>>17914126

>>17914126

>>17914126

[Anonymous No.17914172]

MORE
PRINT MORE
BUY THE DIP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17914175]

[Anonymous No.17914177]

>>17914082
And the most beautiful thing about it is, that it's actually impossible to have current pension system without the kind of market boom we have seen during the last 15 years.
We'll see boomer riots but it won't change a thing. The money simply isn't there.

[Anonymous No.17914176]

CIRCUIT BREAKER WHEN

[Anonymous No.17914179]

>>17913526
That means that btc will be over 100k by eoy

[Anonymous No.17914182]

ITS STIL DOOOOMPING

[Anonymous No.17914185]

POWELL? NOW WOULD BE A GOOD FUCKING TIME FOR THOSE PUMPS POWELL

[Anonymous No.17914187]

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17914189]

>SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON
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SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON

[Anonymous No.17914190]

>>17913435
Probably none, stocking up on ammo though. Might get a gun Jesus plastic AR and a 74M if the IETFs keep getting better.

[Anonymous No.17914191]

>-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11% >-11%

[Anonymous No.17914192]

just buy the dip bro

[Anonymous No.17914198]

SUB 19
SUB 19
SUB 19
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SUB 19

[Anonymous No.17914201]

>>17914072
They can handle this pain a lot better than we can. They're no tapping out until they see shale bankruptcies

[Anonymous No.17914205]

the epic song I was listening to hit final just as the barrier passed. Nice.

[Anonymous No.17914210]

Possibly retarded question from a retard here:

I believe in the US one is legally obliged to report all gains. Does this apply to your local autist who downloads robinhood, deposits 5 dollars, and makes 7 dollars by the end of the month?

I believe because I would have made under a certain amount I don't owe taxes on 7 dollars, but do I have to report it?

[Anonymous No.17914220]

STOP IT'S ALREADY DEAD

[Anonymous No.17914227]

>>17913400
WDC massively undervalued. 8.5B market cap with 20B in revenue. Likely something like 2-3x forward earnings. Significantly less than other tech stocks.

[Anonymous No.17914236]

Drain the swamp

[Anonymous No.17914255]

>>17914166
Nico a shit.

[Anonymous No.17914258]

>>17914157
based

[Anonymous No.17914259]

JUST A FUCKING FLU BRO

[Anonymous No.17914261]

What's the best, basic, secure approach for a european to buy stocks?

i don't mean what stocks i should invest, i really mean how

t. retard

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17914274]

Guys i hear Tom Hanks just got better. It's time to buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.17914296]

>>17914150
Good. none hwhites need to eat shit and fuck off from the west

[Anonymous No.17914310]

can somebody comment on situation in USA, for example what is the traffic like, what's the percentage of cinemas/restaurants closed
does it feel like there are less people on the streets
how do you expect the situation on usa-canadian border to look like, for example I hear on German-Polish border truck drivers wait for 30 hours which is something I didn't expect at all

[Anonymous No.17914313]

>>17914210
I forget the threshold but yeah, you don’t have to report $7. Thankfully Robinhood actually knows what the threshold is and will provide you with the relevant tax document for next filing year if you need it. They also used to give you free TurboTax premium; not sure if that’s still a thing.

[Anonymous No.17914332]

>>17914004
>>he doesn't know
ZENO'S PARADOX BOYS
-10% EVERY WEEK FOREVER

[Anonymous No.17914360]

>>17914296
BUH-ased

[Anonymous No.17914363]

>>17914310
In my state all restaurants are closed for eating in, if you're picking up food you can still go, many stores have entire rows of empty shelves. The normalfags started panicking for real this week, the next few months will be far worse.

[Anonymous No.17914389]

Sold SQQQ, better safe than sorry.

[Anonymous No.17914397]

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP THIS JEROME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17914406]

FUCK I SOLD MY PUTS AT +300% INSTEAD OF +400%

[Anonymous No.17914409]

>>17914313
Thank you

[Anonymous No.17914410]

>>17914210
Holy fuck you're retarded lol

[Anonymous No.17914427]

>>17914296
fucking baysed

[Anonymous No.17914432]

>>17913890
No it happened because chinks wanted a bioweapon. Wuhan Institute of Virology. There was even a chink academic paper that pointed the finger there, which has been scrubbed from the internet at this point.

[Anonymous No.17914452]

>>17913461
NIGGER

[Anonymous No.17914455]

>>17914406
same... left 200% on the table and market hasnt even closed yet
fuck

[Anonymous No.17914459]

>>17914409
No sweat, have a good apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.17914466]

Kroger was being so good to me now it's hurting me so

[Anonymous No.17914467]

>>17914363
Chill out. Grocery stores will eventually be restocked. All the idiots who keep hoarding food will eventually fill their fucking house with it which allows the rest of us to buy some stupid chicken.

The restaurants situation sucks though. The $1000 should help them live bare-minimum for a while but goddamn. This can't continue.

[Anonymous No.17914532]

>>17913446

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17914533]

When do we stock up on AAL calls?

[Anonymous No.17914540]

HOW LONG UNTIL BANKERS START FLYING OFF ROOVES?

HOW LONG UNTIL BANKERS START FLYING OFF ROOVES?HOW LONG UNTIL BANKERS START FLYING OFF ROOVES?HOW LONG UNTIL BANKERS START FLYING OFF ROOVES?HOW LONG UNTIL BANKERS START FLYING OFF ROOVES?HOW LONG UNTIL BANKERS START FLYING OFF ROOVES?HOW LONG UNTIL BANKERS START FLYING OFF ROOVES?

[Anonymous No.17914552]

>>17914467
+1 fren. fucking chill everybody.

[Anonymous No.17914567]

>>17914236
Well it certainly is getting drained

[Anonymous No.17914579]

>>17914310
Unironic panic all restaurants are closed and a few of my friends grabbed a bug out bag and ran

[Anonymous No.17914593]

>>17914532
I was just looking at this. Really shows you how artificial this "bull market" really was

[Anonymous No.17914601]

>>17913873

[Anonymous No.17914609]

Pottery

[Anonymous No.17914617]

>>17913599
I bought 10 at 40 and sold at 90. Want to kill myself

[Anonymous No.17914619]

What went so wrong?

[Anonymous No.17914620]

>>17914533
i thought today, i was wrong. trump is doing another meeting today or tomorrow and i think he will announce bailing out the airlines.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17914626]

>>17914467
The real problem is all the illegals. Like we all know they're the ones bringing the disease. Also since the illegals won't be getting neet bux, they're going to resort to looting and shit. things are going to get worse. much worse. I heard the WV mountain stronghold has been breached and everybody is now fucked.

[Anonymous No.17914643]

HIGH IQ INDIVIDUALS ONLY PLS RESPOND
What are the chances of hyperinflation for the dollar? Do I need to sell dollars? I'm freaking out, I need high IQ help

[Anonymous No.17914661]

>>17914540
They are making all the money why would they fly off the roofs?

[Anonymous No.17914667]

>>17913559

I hate the fact that I can understand you.

[Anonymous No.17914689]

>>17914467
It seems to me as if you're attempting to speak reason with the unreasonable.

[Anonymous No.17914699]

>>17914389
Taking profit is never a bad thing

[Anonymous No.17914709]

>>17914619
The bigger the fall the bigger the bounce.

[Anonymous No.17914721]

>>17914643
In favor of inflation: BRRRRRRR
Against inflation: USD looks like a safe haven investment.

Judge for yourself.

[Anonymous No.17914739]

Any good educational resource on options??

[Anonymous No.17914765]

19K AGAIN
BULL

[Anonymous No.17914798]

>>17914699
Thanks, just closed my 2 zillow puts too after refreshing my brokerage page every 10 seconds. They were red all last week until today.

[Anonymous No.17914815]

What do I do now? Please keep dragging me to the promised land with you guys.

[Anonymous No.17914855]

>>17914626
>Illegals are the ones bringing the disease
Yeah and remember when your conservative republican friends were hollering that coronavirus is a democRAT hoax? Or how they didn't give a shit because it was stuck in China and the Chinese deserved it?

Oh no that was last week, now they're praying on Facebook that Jesus will save them.

[Anonymous No.17914863]

>>17913599
Anons, quick rundown on TVIX please. What the fuck is it and is it a good idea for short-term? What about SQQQ, I figure its gonna shave 12-15% tomorrow on the rebound as its been doing for the past 2 weeks of KomSuisserTodd.mov, and tomorrow b4 close would be a nice time to buy in?

[Anonymous No.17914869]

>>17914532
At below 19000 now, and a straight fucking line down

[Anonymous No.17914879]

>>17914619
Everything.
The reason why the market was so high to begin with is the reason for the gigantic fall.

[Anonymous No.17914891]

>>17914815
Just try to ride out the red days and green days with the right picks. Pay attention to futures to help determine your decision before close.

[Anonymous No.17914908]

>>17914721
>Against inflation: USD looks like a safe haven investment.
Is that against inflation though? The fact that everybody goes into dollar and more of it goes into circulation? You could see countries like Ukraine unofficially switching to dollar as their currencies collapse

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17914949]

>>17914855
How's Jesus going to save them? They're not even allowed to be in groups larger than 10, how are they even going to go to church?

[Anonymous No.17914958]

>>17914908
All in on the denarius!

[Anonymous No.17914966]

>>17914467
not if there isn't people making food items and others distributing them

[Anonymous No.17914996]

>>17914949
They can pray at home

[Anonymous No.17915118]

Only a president like Andrew Jackson will save us

[Anonymous No.17915183]

>>17914949
we had a national day of prayer and it didn't do shit for the economy.
When are the human sacrifices starting

[Anonymous No.17915310]

>>17914620
Is it pump time after that or will the notion that they need a bail out drill them more you think?

[Anonymous No.17915376]

which one of you fucks said to buy JNUG calls

[Anonymous No.17915381]

>>17913689