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>> No.17911008
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17911008

CIRCUIT BREAKERS TRIGGERED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

>> No.17911010

FUCK TRIPFAGS

>> No.17911016

have we hit the bottom?

>> No.17911017

aaa

>> No.17911023

BUY TESLA
>BUY TESLA
BUY TESLA
>BUY TESLA
BUY TESLA
>BUY TESLA
BUY TESLA
>BUY TESLA
BUY TESLA
>BUY TESLA
BUY TESLA
>BUY TESLA
BUY TESLA
>BUY TESLA
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>BUY TESLA
BUY TESLA
>BUY TESLA
VENTILATOR MOON
>VENTILATOR MOON
VENTILATOR MOON
>VENTILATOR MOON
VENTILATOR MOON
>VENTILATOR MOON
VENTILATOR MOON
>VENTILATOR MOON
VENTILATOR MOON
>VENTILATOR MOON
VENTILATOR MOON
>VENTILATOR MOON

>> No.17911024
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>> No.17911028
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17911028

damn it bros....i just wanted a comfy happening that didn't affect me directly.....

>> No.17911029
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17911029

Bill Ackman sounded distressed

>> No.17911031

>>17911016
There is no bottom

>> No.17911032
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>> No.17911035

>>17911008
Do you hear that noise in the distance? It sort of sounds like a "BRRR".

>> No.17911040
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17911040

just go to sleep

>> No.17911042
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17911042

It is the DOWN Jones after all, right guys?? We saw it coming.

>> No.17911043

Supreme blackpilling going on.

>> No.17911047

>>17910989
LEVEL 3 IS INCOMING TODAY

>> No.17911051

>>17911024
LMFAO

>> No.17911052
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>>17911024

>> No.17911054 [DELETED] 
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17911054

BASED ACKMAN GIVING US THE FINAL SHOVE OVER THE CLIFF

>> No.17911053
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17911053

Who here's /100% cash/ while the bearbros are crashing this market with no survivors? Do it, bobo. Take it to 15000. Gimme cheapies.

>> No.17911056

Listening to that Ackman character was legitimately the most kino thing I've ever heard. He singled handled tripped the breaker and I saw it happen live. I fucking LOVE this timeline.

>> No.17911059

>if we just turn off the markets we aren’t losing money

>> No.17911060
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>>17911016
>assuming there is a bottom

>> No.17911061

>tfw almost sold my puts before the Trump conference

Thank you based Ackman for triggering the dump

>> No.17911063

>Kung-Flu
Kung-Flu

>> No.17911064

Will the reporters ask him about how fucked the stock markets are?

>> No.17911066

>>17911023
yfw tesla was always destined to become the king of ventilator tech

>> No.17911068

>>17911016
Not even close. DOW 17k end of April.

>> No.17911069

Ackerman's rant is cut from the same cloth as Cramer's NUTS. Witnessing greatness.

>> No.17911071
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17911071

turn Tesla into a ventilator factory?

>> No.17911072

>>17911016

oh no no no

>> No.17911075
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17911075

>Moneyprinter goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Has there ever been a better meme?

And will there ever be a better meme after it or was this the peak?

>> No.17911077

closed my spy puts right before the circuit breaker

>> No.17911081
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17911081

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17911080

I bought yesterday...

>> No.17911083
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17911083

Kung-Flu
>Kung-Flu
Kung-Flu
>Kung-Flu
Kung-Flu
>Kung-Flu
Kung-Flu
>Kung-Flu
Kung-Flu
>Kung-Flu
Kung-Flu
>Kung-Flu
Kung-Flu
>Kung-Flu

>> No.17911088

>>17910989
What’s happening? All the SPY puts I have are at 0.01 and the order books has them all that way as well? Did the market explode?

>> No.17911090

>>17911024
you know what rhymes with trump?
PUMP AND DUMP

>> No.17911092

lmao based orange man

>> No.17911093

IT'S THE END GET IN YOUR BUNKERS RIGHT FUCKING NOW THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END MARKETS ARE CRASHING MILLIONS ARE DYING THE WRATH OF GOD HAS BEEN UNLEASHED UPON US

>> No.17911095

KUNG-FLU

>> No.17911096
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17911096

Mfw bill was just acting so he could get some cheapies

>> No.17911099

>virus is from China, it should be called the Chinese virus
lmao

>> No.17911100
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17911100

Thread Reminder!

>>17910191
I'd call it the holy shit and i thought getting out at $340 was bad....

>>17910278
damn, i knew LMT was better, but still damn

>>17910282
you should have panic sold a few weeks ago anon

>>17910172
Congratulations! we really are going to make it bros, I'm happy you didnt just accept a loss and drown in your own misery like many here do, you took action to fix things and it worked!!

just dont get cocky bro, its a marathon not a sprint

>> No.17911102
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17911102

I bought SQQQ right before the circuit break. How fucked am I?

>> No.17911101

GOD WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT WHAT TERM HE USES THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT SHIT AT PLAY THAN PEOPLES FEEFEES YOU DUMB LIB SHIT

T. LIBERAL

>> No.17911107

Ackman is absolutely right, you can't dispute the math.

>> No.17911110

I hope someone ripped the Ackman rant and puts it on youtube later, holy fuck it was so based.

>> No.17911111

>>17911029
thought he was gonna cry when he talked about his parents lol

>> No.17911113
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17911113

ENOUGH

>> No.17911115

ONE BY ONE
EVERY BANK
WILL CEASE
TO EXIST

https://youtu.be/n1JITTegVKU

>> No.17911116

what are some quality stocks to buy now for cheap? I'm looking at Shell currently, but it still seems to be falling further

>> No.17911122

>>17911023
WHERES YOUR SOURCES

>> No.17911127
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17911127

OHKAY?

>> No.17911128

So how much would a 2k car cost in a couple of months

>> No.17911129

>>17911077
i closed my 230p 3/20 at a loss this morning. i could have made 900%. FUCK.

>> No.17911131

>>17911088
Trading halted. RH prices options by the highest outstanding buy price. All buys just got cancelled, so all options are showing 0.01.

>> No.17911133

>>17911077
lol why... You really think this is going to bounce off of the breaker?

>> No.17911134

>>17911023
legendary interview.

>> No.17911135
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17911135

>CHINESE VIRUS
>KUNG FLU
>MUH RACISM
MEDIA BTFO
CHINA BTFO
FUCK CHINKS
>CHINESE VIRUS
>KUNG FLU
>MUH RACISM
MEDIA BTFO
CHINA BTFO
FUCK CHINKS
>CHINESE VIRUS
>KUNG FLU
>MUH RACISM
MEDIA BTFO
CHINA BTFO
FUCK CHINKS

>> No.17911136

DAX currently shitting its bed

>> No.17911139
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>>17910989
KUNG FLU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17911140
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>>17911053
tfw 100% equity

>> No.17911142

>>17911088
15 minute hold, i believe

>> No.17911143
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17911143

AUTO INDUSTRY = KILL
HOSPITALITY INDUSTRY = KILL
TOURISM = KILL
AIRLINES = KILL

THIS IS WAY BIGGER THAN 2008! THE BANKING INDUSTRY ISN'T THE ISSUE NOW, ALL THE OTHER SECTORS OF THE ECONOMY ARE! WE ARE COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY FUCKED! IT'S FUCKING OVER! PEOPLE SAY DON'T PANIC BUT WHAT THE FUCK ELSE IS THERE TO DO? THIS IS ANOTHER GREAT DEPRESSION, THERE WOULD BE BREAD LINES, BUT PEOPLE WON'T BE ALLOWED TO LINE UP DUE TO SOCIAL DISTANCING.

WE

ARE

FUCKED!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17911145

THESE THREADS ARE TOO FAST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17911147
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17911147

HELL IS COMING
SHUT IT DOWN NOW
CAPITALISM WORKS
IT'S A SHITSHOW
TURN TESLA INTO A VENTILATOR COMPANY
AMERICA WILL END AS WE KNOW IT
HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS DEAD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17911148

>>17911116
MSFT

>> No.17911154
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17911154

>Kung Flu

I love this man sometimes

>> No.17911158

If I was at the conference I would have had to laugh at Kung flu after Trump made her repeat it an extra three times.

>> No.17911160

>>17911016
Only for the next few minutes

>> No.17911161

Will we get more circuit breakers?

>> No.17911163
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17911163

I don't care if Ackman just bought stonks, he's an honorary Bobo for life.

>> No.17911162

>>17911128
2 mres or about 50 cigarettes

>> No.17911165

>>17911110
Does anybody have a video link yet?

>> No.17911166

The second my deposit hits my broker I am going all in on ACX and MGM. (this also means we will deadcat in approx 3-4 business days to fuck me)
See you on the other side boys

>> No.17911171

>>17911122
jew on tv "wants" elon to make ventilators

>> No.17911172

has trading stopped? wtf

>> No.17911176

I really hope someone recorded the Ackman interview

>> No.17911177

>>17911102
>Buy high sell low
Based /biz/nisman

>> No.17911179
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17911179

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CORONA-CHAN GIVE ME YOUR GAINS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17911178

THERE WILL BE A RECKONING

>> No.17911180

how much you think the dow will reach

>> No.17911181

>>17911083

I fucking love Trump

>> No.17911183

>>17911172
Breaker 1 was hit

>> No.17911186

>>17911056
>>17911054
>>17911061
What did he do?

>> No.17911187
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>>17911024
HOLY KEK

>> No.17911189
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17911189

GO BACK DOWN SQQQ SELLING YOU WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR

>> No.17911188
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17911188

NO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST THE FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.17911193

Trading stopped?
You fucking WHAT?
HOW IS THIS ALLOWED?

>> No.17911195

>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU

>> No.17911197

>>17911179
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.17911198

GIVE ME A RECAP ON WHAT HE SAID

>> No.17911199

I'm selling my SQQQ today, shits gonna crab.

>> No.17911202

HOW ARE WE NOT PINNED YET
FUCK YOU JANNIES

>> No.17911204

>>17911180
15k if dubs

>> No.17911207

You know what the best part about a bear market is anon? It's not the part where everyone is posting pink wojacks. *sip* you wanna know why? Well because, in a downturn, everyone is losing money, anon. Everyone. Ain't no saints here no sirree the devil is owed his due. Nay, the best part, anon, is the upturn. Because there's one poor soul out there, so desperate just to break even again. Why if only he would have just sold last week! He could've kept all his gains. Maybe, were he clever, he would be a millionaire. Oh, ho ho, what grand delusions. Aye, there it is, the killer: the thought that this anon can make it. He's held on for so long, so so very long you know, but now, "It's time I short this bitch," says the anon. So he sells, and he goes all in. But on that upturn, our poor anon is wiped out entirely. Yes, that there is the best part about a bear market. It ain't everyone losing money, it's just one poor soul.

*sip* and it's all too personal for that one poor soul, anon...

>> No.17911211

>>17911143
RIP

>> No.17911212
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17911212

NOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY BROS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17911215

>>17911204
try 14k

>> No.17911216
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17911216

THE END OF AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT!
>THE END OF AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT!
THE END OF AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT!
>THE END OF AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT!
THE END OF AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT!
>THE END OF AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT!
THE END OF AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT!
>THE END OF AMERICA AS WE KNOW IT!

>> No.17911217

my $25 put is now in the garbage.

is this what you fags do all day but with like x100 my money?

>> No.17911218

>>17911023
That meme stock is going bankrupt. Nobody is charging batteries all day when gas is free

>> No.17911219

>>17911066
>tfw high tech elon mush ventilators
its free money folks

>> No.17911220

I wonder when Rick Santeli will blow up. I remember the 2008-2009 rants. Pretty based tbqh

>> No.17911221

>>17911135
>>17911195
These retards look dumber than ever.

>> No.17911222

>>17911172
Don't worry anon, trading will be open for another 20 minutes soon until the next breaker

>> No.17911224
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>>17911024
fuck

>> No.17911226

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc

>> No.17911229
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17911229

>SOLD ALL OF MY PUTS AT A LOSS AN HOUR AGO BECAUSE I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO TREND UPWARD AGAIN

>> No.17911231

>>17911024
my fucking sides

>> No.17911233

>>17911024
Gonna spam this in /ptg/

>> No.17911239

who keeps making new threads early? We are already 1/3 through the bump limit, we could just ride the thread to page 9 instead of making new threads all the time.

>> No.17911240

>>17911163
What happened? I didn't get to see

>> No.17911242
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>>17911216

AND I FEEL FIIIIIIIIIIINE

>> No.17911243
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17911243

Fuck, I sold a call seconds before the breaker flipped. That was crazy

>> No.17911244

IF AAL HITS 10 IM BUYING 100 SHARES AND SELLING COVERED CALLS
SUCK MY DICK

>> No.17911245

less than 5 minutes
lets go

>> No.17911248

>>17911229
>tfw I'm you but with stronger hands
Here comes the money

>> No.17911249
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17911249

>>17911069
Ackman version of pic related when?

>> No.17911250

>>17910989
What triggered the halt? SP500 wasn't at -7% yet

>> No.17911251
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17911251

Weeeeeeeee!

>> No.17911252

>>17911110
>>17911165
CNBC will throw it up in a couple of hours or less. They are pretty quick

>> No.17911255

>sold sqqq literally minutes before this happened
Time to pray that I can buy back before the freefall happens

>> No.17911256
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17911256

bobros always prevail...

>> No.17911257

Trump has given up on the market, he's just shitposting now. Holding my SQQQ without worry now.

>> No.17911259

>>17911198
Kung Flu

>> No.17911261

>>17911229
I SOLD AT A PROFIT AND I STILL WANT TO KILL MYSELF

>> No.17911262
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17911262

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1240323263747837953

General Motors, Ford and Fiat Chrysler to close all US factories due to the coronavirus, sources say
>General Motors, Ford and Fiat Chrysler to close all US factories due to the coronavirus, sources say
General Motors, Ford and Fiat Chrysler to close all US factories due to the coronavirus, sources say
>General Motors, Ford and Fiat Chrysler to close all US factories due to the coronavirus, sources say
General Motors, Ford and Fiat Chrysler to close all US factories due to the coronavirus, sources say
>General Motors, Ford and Fiat Chrysler to close all US factories due to the coronavirus, sources say

>> No.17911263

>>17911229
I did the same, but at least I have cash now. Probably going to buy calls next if the cycle is true.

>> No.17911267

>>17911229
No one planned for Ackman to start kvetching on TV and Trump to bring in Mario Mom.

>> No.17911270
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17911270

Boy my 10x leveraged shorts are fucking PRINTING.

>> No.17911272

Why cant i do options right nowwwwww!!!!

>> No.17911274
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>> No.17911275

>>17911251
LEVEL 3 TO LEVEL 7
BING BING WAHOO 1UP!

>> No.17911279

>>17911250
It was though

>> No.17911281
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>> No.17911282

AS SOON AS THE BELL RINGS WE WILL INSTANTLY TRIP THE NEXT CIRCUIT BREAKER WE ARE UP SHIT CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE, THESE ARE THE END TIMES

>> No.17911283
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17911283

>>17911111
Checked. I hope his Dad makes it

>> No.17911286

>>17911172

Markets dead bro might as well just forget about that money and never come back to it also delete your app

>>17911198

Chinks and canadians get the rope first when the boogaloo starts

>> No.17911287
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17911287

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE, THIS IS GREAT

>> No.17911289

>>17911216
Bye bye Miss American Pie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yHTpGog0IY

>> No.17911291

WAIT ANONS
VIDYA STOCK IS NOT GOING THAT DOWN THAT MUCH
IT SEEMS STABLE

>> No.17911294

WHY THE HELL AREN'T WE STICKIED
THIS SHIT WILL FALL HARD WHEN IT REOPENS

>> No.17911296
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17911296

>>17911216
TWISTED GAME STATUS: RESET

>> No.17911297

is it just the first breaker? I saw on WSJ that the treasury was requesting to close the markets until the state of emergency was lifted

>> No.17911298

Has the breaker ever actually helped to stop a crash? Seems like something that would just cause more panic to me.

>> No.17911300

>>17911274
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PRINT FASTER

>> No.17911301

>>17911116
sbux

>> No.17911302

>>17911262
I know what I'm shorting next, thanks

>> No.17911303

So this means we're dumping today and pumping tomorrow right?

>> No.17911304

>short-selling ban incoming

>> No.17911305

this is the 3rd breaker in 2 weeks how have you retards not learned yet>>17911272
>>17911272
>>17911272

>> No.17911306

>>17911056
He said nothing that /pol/ hasn't warned about for months.

I got a laugh because it sounds like he started prepping 2 months ago like the rest of us.

>> No.17911314
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17911314

>>17911135
>>17911195
>>17911221
>Everyone is dying
>The economy is collapsing
>BUT MUH RACISM
>ORANGE MAN BAD

>> No.17911315

i can't believe they're only going to offer loans for small businesses.

i own a cafe, i didn't finance anything. i'm not going to take on debt, so i just have to eat it.

>> No.17911316
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>>17911023
Bill Ackman you fucking madman

>> No.17911318

>>17911272
Circuit breaker tripped.

>> No.17911319

>>17911024
Amazing

>> No.17911322

>>17911283
He's going to kill himself isn't he?

>> No.17911325
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17911325

Guys, what are you doing! I'm just winning over hear and every one is coping

>> No.17911326

JESUS CHRIST NOW BILL MILLER IS DOING IT LMAO

>> No.17911327

>>17911053
Bobo, will we be red tomorrow? Should I do puts? oh please all glorious bobo. Teach me, a lowly peasant, your ways.

>> No.17911330
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17911330

>>17911024
Fucking based

>> No.17911328
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17911328

>>17911303

>> No.17911331

>>17911270
getting some serious tendies on my TWTR puts

>> No.17911334

2 minutes until it's open again.
Second breaker coming?

>> No.17911336

>>17910989
What new wars do you guys think will open up because of this crisis? Will Russia come for that Ukrainian booty? Are the Greeks going to end up sex slaves for the Turks? French civil war?

>> No.17911338

tfw the sheep won't trust going in public for atleast next year

15000 incoming before Friday closing

screenshot, i have an iq of 170

>> No.17911341

my puts were worth 3.5m this morning

i panic sold half at 2.3m

fomo bought back as much as possible like 80% but fidelity wouldn't let me buy completely with unsettled cash. said at least 25% of my funds had to be settled, so i was only 66% committed when were 80% back to today's open

no idea what it's all worth now because robinhood says i lost 99.5% during circuit breaks but the (i think?) 33% that was in my fidelity account sent that account to $2m...

holy fuck do i even sell at this point? i have 12000 contracts of $85 june 19 spy puts. gonna take me fucking forever to sell 200 at a time.

>> No.17911342

>>17911291
always load up on vidya stocks before june

>> No.17911343

GLOBAL DEPRESSION

>> No.17911347

I noticed a lot of these inverse ETFs did not exist during the 2008 recession, you think they also contribute to the downward spiral of some of the 'safe havens'?

>> No.17911346
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17911346

Give me one good reason to put all I have on GUSH

>> No.17911356

Oil down over 18%

>> No.17911358
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17911358

>>17911274

>> No.17911359

>>17911274
>We have $21T in debt.
>Here, here's more money
t.President with a bankrupt past

>> No.17911360

https://youtu.be/mKpsuGMeqHI

>> No.17911364

>>17911217
Don't worry, it'll be back up soon

>> No.17911365

>>17911229
Hold until april at least.

>> No.17911366
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17911366

can someone give me a job i am literally in dept right now thanks to this shit i have $220 in real money & $-13000 if the markets dont turn around

>> No.17911367

one minute to go, im ready for the bloodbath

>> No.17911368

>>17911305
4th

>> No.17911375

>>17911322
He is obviously under pressue ... he says he knew this was coming but still bought stocks on the way down. I think he didnt see it and has massive losses.

>> No.17911376
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17911376

-8%
-8%
-8%
-8%
-8%
-8%

>> No.17911377

>>17911334
yep... this latest speech from Trump wasn't great....

>> No.17911383
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17911383

>>17911291
Movie theatres did alright during the great depression, maybe vidya will be alright too!

>> No.17911389

>>17911347
>I noticed a lot of these inverse ETFs

Are anons here actually holding these? Are they the ones making all these bear memes?

>> No.17911390

>>17911305
First time i was on during the circuit breaker.

>>17911318
Thats interesting, what caused it.

>> No.17911392

>>17911334
We didn't trip it on Monday, right?
If it does today we're fucked, might hit the third

>> No.17911397

>>17911220
>I wonder when Rick Santeli will blow up. I remember the 2008-2009 rants. Pretty based tbqh

Fuck that traitor cunt. He birthed the Tea Party with his rant when Obama moved to save the economy, where's his fucking outrage when Trump is doing the exact same thing?

>> No.17911398

>>17911342
The entire game industry is such a cringy shiftfest. It's the one I know about but I still have no idea which company to invest in because they're a ll retards. Just look at fucking Act+Blizz

>> No.17911401

>>17911334
absofuckinglutely it's coming

>> No.17911403

GOING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

THERE IS NO FLOOR

>> No.17911404
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17911404

HERE

WE

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17911408

And were back online, baby!

>> No.17911409

IT'S GOING UP

HAHAHAHA BEARS BTFO

>> No.17911411

PRINT JEROME YOU SON OF A BITCH
PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINT

>> No.17911413

We're free of the halt!! ...and it's still going down. TO -13% BOYS

>> No.17911414
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>> No.17911415
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17911415

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17911419
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>>17911325
Not good to brag.. Mods will ban you

>> No.17911421
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17911421

>>17911389
>>Are anons here actually holding these? Are they the ones making all the money?
yes

>> No.17911422
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17911422

>>17911346
But what if it disappears, Anon

>> No.17911423

My money is taking days to transfer wtf it’s like they don’t want me to make money.

>> No.17911425
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17911425

>>17911024

>> No.17911426

>>17911328
>curb panic selling

Olay why no circuit breakers when hard pumps happen to
>curb panic buying
AKA FOMO

>> No.17911427

GUSHHH

>> No.17911429
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17911429

BIG BREAKING:

Italy reports 4,207 new cases of #Coronavirus and 475 new deaths.

Total number of cases reach 37513 and Total death toll reaches 2978.

Fatality rate= 8.3%

475! RECORD #coronavirus DEATH figure.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17911430

>He sold?

>> No.17911433

>>17911389
I'm not, but it going up in price means people are holding it, right?
So obviously there's a lot of people holding that shit expecting things to get worse

>> No.17911434

>>17911347
They contribute. But it is dumb to think that the stock market contributes to the panic situation in the real world. I mean, 90% of the people are worried about food, their beloved ones, jobs and clients.

>> No.17911435

>>17911347
How could they???

>> No.17911437
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17911437

Crashing this market
With no survivors

>> No.17911438

Do you think there will still be capitalism in the future? Honest to god question, I want to know what you guys think.

>> No.17911439

GUN SHOTS IN NYSE

>> No.17911441

>3 auto plants announce they're closing
>stonks go up
I don't understand the market

>> No.17911443

>>17911056
We already knew that.

>> No.17911446

HOW DEEP WILL WE GO BEFORE CLOSE

>> No.17911450
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17911450

>>17911296
I M A G I N E !

>> No.17911452
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17911452

>Markets open?
>DROP IT

>> No.17911451

>>17911383
People weren't scared of a fucking plague during the depression. Wait for the dust to settle before going long on any social entertainment.

>> No.17911456

PULL UP

PULL UP

>> No.17911460
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17911460

NOOOOOOOOO, TRUMP WAS SUPPOSED TO PUMP IT

>> No.17911461
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17911461

Bros... I though this was just the flu?

>> No.17911462

Callkeks, we got cocky...

>> No.17911467

Air canada going under $10 today

>> No.17911469

>>17911435
It makes it easier for people to bet against the economy

>> No.17911470

SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17911471

>>17911389
They fucking print lmao I have been holding SQQQ since the beginning of last week.

>> No.17911473

are you winning son

>> No.17911474

>tfw fulltime bobobro
>but also all my money is in cash
Ohnononono when I was rooting for it to collapse i didn't mean collapse the banks and inflate the monetary supply noooooooooooooooooo

>> No.17911481
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17911481

THE PUMP

>> No.17911485

oil crashing 18% is BIG...HUGE... its a problem above Corona...

we're heading to sub 18k boys

>> No.17911488

>>17911438
On a small scale sure, but at some point, on the large scale, the planet will put hard limits. Infinite growth on a finite planet is a meme belief.

>> No.17911490
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17911490

>Italy reports 4,207 new cases of #Coronavirus and 475 new deaths.
>Italy reports 4,207 new cases of #Coronavirus and 475 new deaths.
>Italy reports 4,207 new cases of #Coronavirus and 475 new deaths.

>> No.17911492

>>17911429
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS SPEEDING UP AGAIN

>> No.17911495

>tfw bought SQQQ calls
Making a chunk of change

>> No.17911494
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17911494

OH BROS NO NO NO NO

>> No.17911497

>>17911439
Time square is literally empty. There is not a single person outside

>> No.17911498

Buy gushhhh and believe in America

>> No.17911501

This is the most Jewish bullshit I have ever seen
https://support.m1finance.com/hc/en-us/articles/115011720127

>> No.17911503

>>17911485
>cheap gas
based

>> No.17911504
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17911504

It's unironically ogre

>> No.17911505

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>> No.17911508
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17911508

holy fuck here we go again boys

>> No.17911511

ITS STILL DROPPING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17911513

With all these bailouts and talk of neetbucks why isn't gold mooning? How is USD going up when you know there will be massive inflation?

>> No.17911515

OIL IS DEAD

>> No.17911516
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17911516

PLUMMETING

>> No.17911518

SELL SONY STOCK PS5 REVEAL A FUCKING BLOODBATH!!!!!!!!

>> No.17911521

wish the mods would just sticky the fucking thread so the board tourists could stay in there and the regulars could have their own thread

>> No.17911522

SPX BELOW 2350
>SPX BELOW 2350
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>> No.17911524

>>17911450
SALVATION

>> No.17911525

18000 soon.

>> No.17911526

>sub 19500

>> No.17911528
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17911528

get in guys, we are going places fast

>> No.17911530
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17911530

I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

>> No.17911532

DO I GET OUT OF CASH AND INTO GOLD ANONS
DO I DO IT NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17911533
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17911533

-13% next, or automatic halt for the day if -20% now

>>17911426
I dont make the rules bro

>> No.17911534
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17911534

>>17911494
>THE FUCKING LEVEL OF COPE

>> No.17911535
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17911535

>Meanwhile Japan has some of the fewest cases and fatalities despite being one of the first countries affected
lol

>> No.17911540

>>17911503
>big 3 shut down plants
no cars tho

>> No.17911544

>>17911212
Lmao dis nigga barting

>> No.17911546

>mfw i sold sqqq at 29.19 during open

>> No.17911547

https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>> No.17911548

>>17911494
I mean, he’s partly right
an actual response from the president earlier on in the pandemic would’ve cut down at least half the panic we see rn

>> No.17911551

my dad works for a casino, how fucked is he?

>> No.17911552

>S&P not dumping

GO DOWN

>> No.17911554
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17911554

every boomer who watched Ackman is going full capitulation

>> No.17911560
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17911560

>>17911504
>beg for a complete depression yesterday
>it's actually happening
I'm glad I exist in this based reality

>> No.17911561

POST LINK TO LIVE DOW TICKER

>> No.17911564
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17911564

>>17910989
So are all market guys just fucking delusional or are they trying to calm other suicidal market guys when they go on CNBC and say stupid shit about how this is totally the bottom that no one believes?

>> No.17911566
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17911566

Bros, I don't think this flatten the curve is gonna werk.

>> No.17911567

>>17911494
NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN STONKERINOS

>> No.17911571
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17911571

WHAT IS THE FLOOR BROS?!?!?!

>> No.17911572

BOBO NO

>> No.17911575

GO DEEPER. ACCELERATE IT. CRASH EVERYTHING

>> No.17911577

>>17911528
hopefully a wall at 90mph

>> No.17911576

>STILL dropping

>> No.17911578

>>17911494
lmao imagine being more delusional than cramer

>> No.17911579

In cash right now what the fuck do I do?!?!

>> No.17911580

HOLY SHIT ITS IN FREE DIVE

>> No.17911587

>>17911490
I don’t care what the Chinks say this is way more dead people then what was initially promised
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/italy/
>resolved cases 40% fatalities

>> No.17911589

post more megumin

>> No.17911590

>>17911535
They don't test so they don't have to cancel the olympics.

>> No.17911591

SHOULD I SELL MY PUTS OR WAIT

>> No.17911594

fuck it might go to -10% today

>> No.17911595

>>17911535
they dont test anon, they tested like 4000

>> No.17911596

>>17911544
lmao

>> No.17911598

>>17911551
Is it Indian owned? Cause if so then he should be good

>> No.17911597

>>17911535
They’re not “MUH FREEDOMS” degenerates and actually obey quarantine orders

>> No.17911601

Can we reach sub 19k today?

>> No.17911600
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17911600

>>17911579
Pray

>> No.17911602

>>17911561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfd7qWLwOa8

https://www.investing.com/indices/us-30

>> No.17911603

>>17911579
me too... i dont know wtf to do

>> No.17911605

LOOK AT VIX

>> No.17911608

>>17911561
http://www.livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/dow.php

>> No.17911609

THERE'S NO FUCKING BOTTOM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17911610

19.3K
>19.3K
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19.3K
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19.3K
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19.3K
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>> No.17911612

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN

WE CAN PRINT MONEY

>> No.17911613

>>17911533
That is perfectly understandable. This is what happens when people with MBAs try to understand rudimentary mathematics.

>> No.17911614

>>17911535
They handled shit well. Europe and other places didn't

>> No.17911615

TRUMP "WE WILL SHUT DOWN THE MARKETS IF IT COMES TO THAT
>TRUMP "WE WILL SHUT DOWN THE MARKETS IF IT COMES TO THAT
TRUMP "WE WILL SHUT DOWN THE MARKETS IF IT COMES TO THAT
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>TRUMP "WE WILL SHUT DOWN THE MARKETS IF IT COMES TO THAT TRUMP "WE WILL SHUT DOWN THE MARKETS IF IT COMES TO THAT
>TRUMP "WE WILL SHUT DOWN THE MARKETS IF IT COMES TO THAT

>> No.17911616

>>17911571
the pavement

>> No.17911617

SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON
>SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON
SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON
>SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON
SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON
>SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON
SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON
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SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON
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SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON
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SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON
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SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON
>SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON

>> No.17911619
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17911619

>>17911601
Already there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4P-FRYGmTU

>> No.17911622
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17911622

JEROME CAN'T YOU SEE?
WE'RE DRIVING STRAIGHT INTO THE ABYSS
YOU HAVE TO USE IT
YOU HAVE TO UNLEASH
THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE

>> No.17911626

anyone have a recording of that ackman interview

>> No.17911627

are we going to hit-10?

>> No.17911629
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17911629

>>17911601
It's not a matter of IF we can reach it.
It's WHEN do we reach it?

>> No.17911630
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17911630

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH KEEP GOING.

>> No.17911633
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17911633

Just let it happen

>> No.17911634

>>17911566
According to that graph the growth rate is slowing down. But I wouldn't trust that graph quite yet.

>> No.17911635

>>17911548
This isn't panic. The market is still underestimating the impact of the virus.

>> No.17911637
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17911637

3 digit Russel?????

>> No.17911644

BILL ACKMAN CRASHED THE ECONOMY!!!

>> No.17911645

>>17911535
>try to save stonks by treating it as a nothing burger
>wew it actually isn't maybe we should do something
>take half measures
>also kill stonks

>> No.17911654

alight just loaded up on spy calls, LETS GO

>> No.17911656

INVEST IN VIDEO GAME COMPANIES, HEALTH SERVICES AND BASIC GIVES TO NESSISITIES

>> No.17911658
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17911658

>>17911613
>>That is perfectly understandable.
it wasnt at first

>> No.17911661
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17911661

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o7dkC8XWJ4

>> No.17911665

>>17911622
based forbidden technique poster

>> No.17911666

>TVIX is nearly 1k
Yep, I should have bought

>> No.17911670
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17911670

>> No.17911671

DONT WORRY MOTHERFUCKERS
WE ARE NOT GOING TWO DIGITS TODAY. DONT FUCKING WORRY, THIS IS NOTHING MORE THAN MASS HYSTERIA

IT WONT GO BELOW -10%, DONT FUCKING WORRY

>> No.17911674

This dude freaking out after the Ackmanchan doom pill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4P-FRYGmTU

>> No.17911676

>>17911571
The center of the Earth

>> No.17911677

>>17911535
>test no one
>no one is infected
could have just won the fight that easily, chinks and westerners are dumb as fuck

>> No.17911680

>>17911016
Yes! All In now! Sell your House, buy Tesla !!!

>> No.17911681

>>17911656
how invest in fortnite?

>> No.17911685

HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY INSANE PUTS TWO WEEKS AGO ARE NOW IN THE MONEY I DONT FUCKING BELIEVE IT HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>> No.17911688
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it's fucking over

>> No.17911689

ok it stabilized at -8.5%
We should be fine for today

>> No.17911690

Should I hold my SQQQ calls bros?

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>>17911666
when do we sell it?

>t. nervous

>> No.17911698
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17911698

PURCHASE

THE

PLUMMET

>> No.17911699

>>17911181
I like him too and all but at this time I don't think pouring gasoline on the crisis is doing anyone any favors.

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>>17911560
I nearly maxed out my margin yesterday collecting SQQQ, so glad senpai

>> No.17911705

>>17911674
Whoops wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thp2J3AG748

>> No.17911709

GET ME A NEW THREAD ÀAAAAAAAAAAÄÂÆ

>> No.17911710

Money printer is back on guy
it's BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR time

>> No.17911711
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17911711

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaAaaAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IS THE DOLLAR GOING TO COLLAPSE TODAY
IS US TURNING INTO VENEZUELA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17911714

>>17911626
seconded

>> No.17911715

>>17911689
It stabilized at 6% earlier

>> No.17911716

>>17911634
That last data point is only half the day so far I think, usually switches to the next day near night time in the US.

>> No.17911717

haha arrow go down down

>> No.17911719

>>17911644
Based, probably short selling himself right now

>> No.17911723

What calls should I buy for tomorrow's bounce? Literally like clockwork how every day is red green red green.

>> No.17911726
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>>17911622
THIS IS THE END OF YOU, JEROME

>> No.17911734

>>17911626
waiting for it too

>> No.17911736

>>17911488
luckily there are an infinite number of planets

>> No.17911737

I checked a bunch of publicly traded penny stocks and a bunch just crashed in the past week.
Most of them were canadian but still

>> No.17911739

>>17911666
Sorry I doubted you.

>> No.17911745

>>17911726
you are awfull jerome

>> No.17911747

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7DU70UTI3Q

>> No.17911749
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17911749

The crash was in the air I guess

>> No.17911750

>>17911681
Tencent owns 40% of Epic
Activision would be a better bet. Their new CoD battle royale actually looks like it could take some market from Fortnite.

>> No.17911753

How come every time a republican is in charge the economy crashes?

>> No.17911754

Fuck me AAL is tanking. I haven't seen a beating this bad since I had a banana shoved down my pants and was locked in a gorilla enclosure

>> No.17911755

20K
NEVER
EVER
AGAIN

>> No.17911760

>>17911711
more like argentina
tomorrow ppl in fear go to the bank to get their money
the bank does not have any

>> No.17911764

Fuck me, DAL is below $20.

>> No.17911768

>>17911737
ALL OUR WEED STOCKS ARE NOW PENNY STOCKS
EAT SHIT STONERS

>> No.17911770

>>17911129
same. fuck

>> No.17911772

IT'S TANKING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.17911773

>>17911637
Russel has deserved to be 3 digits for a while.

>> No.17911775

>>17911389
Give me one and I will buy 1000

>> No.17911776

>>17911750
truuu

>> No.17911780

>>17911547
ty

>> No.17911782

>>17911699
Absolutely delusional

>> No.17911792

>>17911711
venezuela? we are hitting zimbabwe in 2 weeks

>> No.17911793

Well shit, CNBC just said this is "the buy opportunity of a lifetime".

SAVED!

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Vix at 81

>> No.17911797
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17911797

BILL DELETED IT OH NO NO NO
>>17911494
>>17911534
>>17911548
>>17911567
>>17911578

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>>17911666
>mfw I bought at 100 and sold at 300

>> No.17911803

>>17911705
Top fucking kek this guy is pure boomer bull

>> No.17911806

UHHH OKAY THIS IS DEFINITELY THE BOTTOM GUYS
HA-HA TIME TO BUY C-CHEAPIES

>> No.17911807

>>17911083
Anyone got the clip of that?

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>>17911764
It's recovering a bit but fuck

>> No.17911812

>>17911613
Isn't it just where the spheciral coordinate of the complex unit circle has no complex part?

>> No.17911814

>>17910989
>every company has little to no cash
>up to their eyeballs in debt from stock buybacks
I fucking hate boomers

>> No.17911815

It's still going down but it is slowly going down
We might hit -9% but if something happens we will go to -10%

>> No.17911819

HYPERINFLATION SOON
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HYPERINFLATION SOON
>HYPERINFLATION SOON

>> No.17911821

>>17911622
Yes please do the crash will be cataclysmic as all banks instantly go bankrupt

>> No.17911823

FRESH BREAD

>>17911790
>>17911790
>>17911790
>>17911790

>> No.17911825

>>17911775
SQQQ

>> No.17911832

>>17911764
I mean at what point do we pick up these cheapies we know they wont go bankrupt trump already said they would bail out the airlines

>> No.17911833

new thread >>17911790
new thread >>17911790
new thread >>17911790
new thread >>17911790
new thread >>17911790
new thread >>17911790

>> No.17911855

>>17911797
>Bill right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiAPQK62IlY

>> No.17911858

>>17911764
>>17911754
$50BIllion COMING DONT WORRY

>> No.17911951

>>17911488
>He doesn't know about the flat earth, inner earth multiverse of infinite earths
Never gonna make it.

>> No.17912348

>>17911274
weimar

>> No.17912446

>>17911754
reminder aal was under 50 cents less than 8 years ago. wait until this range or get rekt

>> No.17912523

WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17912566

>>17911671
>THIS IS NOTHING MORE THAN MASS HYSTERIA

repo market
pension crisis
housing bubble
unregulated eurodollar
insolvent international banks
insolvent local governments
subprime auto loans
record household debt
record credit card debt
eduction bubble
gig economy
ten years of ZIRP
global population doubled to 8 billion in 50 years
mass immigration
never-ending wars
extreme domestic political tension
global pandemic

>> No.17912568

we weimar republic now

>> No.17912632

>>17912568
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>> No.17912667

There was a bio company partnership today in which one of the two shot up to around 2.50 a share. Anyone know the company’s involved?

>> No.17912887
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>>17912568
>just keep printing money, should boost the market out of this slump!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh