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>> No.17910329

WHY IS THE CIRCUIT BREAKER NOT ACTIVE?

>> No.17910339

>>17910329
>0.02%

>> No.17910341

I AM NOT GONNA KILL MY FATHER

>> No.17910344
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17910344

Fucking based he's gonna turn this around bros

>> No.17910345

tell me someone is recording ackman right now

>> No.17910347
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17910347

Green id and we close above 22K

>> No.17910348

Bill Ackman is freaking out

>> No.17910349
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17910349

not buying the dip

>> No.17910350
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17910350

>DUMP IT

>> No.17910351

HikkiNEETs will inherit the earth

>> No.17910352

Holy shit Bill Ackman is going all out on CNBC

>> No.17910355

I sold all my SQQQ right before the conference hoping for a pump or stimulus. All I got was fucking "haha mario"

>> No.17910357

Bill Ackman is having a panic attack

>> No.17910358

>>17910305
Who wins: Human Civilization backed by Trillion of dollars of capital, or one flappy boi

>> No.17910359
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17910359

STRAP THE FUCK IN
THIS ROCKETS POINTING THE WRONG WAY

>> No.17910360
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17910360

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>> No.17910361

>>17910329
runs off s+p retard.....

>> No.17910362

>>17910329
Circuit breakers go on S&P. You've got another 0.6% drop to go.

>> No.17910363

>SAVE EVERYONES LIFE

holy fuck Ackman lmao. All of America is dead.

>> No.17910368

lmao what is this emotional bs on CNBC

>> No.17910374

>>17910329
S&P, now DOW

>> No.17910375

HOLY FUCK THIS BILL ACKMAN INTERVIEW

WHAT THE FUUUUCK

>https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>> No.17910378

>>17910329
Might not be a steep enough dump.

>> No.17910379

Ackman crying on live tv lol

>> No.17910380

>>17910329
WRONG INDEX you idiots. Breakers trip on -7% for S&P, not the Dow

>> No.17910381

THIS MAN IS CRYING HIS HEART OUT

>> No.17910383

>yfw Ackman closes his shorts right after this

>> No.17910385

>>17910344
Shut up retard

>> No.17910386

All businesses are toast - Bill Ackerman

>> No.17910388

>>17910375
this is some real shit.

>> No.17910393
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17910393

>this guy on CNBC
Holy fucking shit he's going to jump out of his fucking building
>even the presenter is feeling awkward

>> No.17910394
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17910394

>>17910329
It won't activate, the call was made

>> No.17910399

>>17910357
link pls

>> No.17910400
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17910400

Who is hearing this guy breakdown live on air

https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.html?mepr-unauth-page=40&redirect_to=%2Famerican%2Fcnbc-america.html

>> No.17910403
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17910403

>Bill Ackman

>> No.17910407

wait until the traders listen to Ackman after the president kek

>> No.17910408

>>17910345
>goes on cnbc
>cries about stonks going to zero
>cries that everyone will die
Ackman confirmed Bobo plant

>> No.17910409
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17910409

>>17910355
big ships, big white ships with big red crosses on them

>> No.17910410

THIS GUY IS LOSING HIS FUCKING MIND

>> No.17910414

I sold out my SQQQ for 28 now I'm sitting in cash and have no fucking idea what to go into next

>> No.17910418
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17910418

post you tumbling down face

>> No.17910420

HOLY FUCK ACKMAN CRYING ON CNBC AND TALKING ABOUT BEING SELF QUARANTINED FOR MONTHS NOW

COMING OFF AS AN ABSOLUTE NUT NOT EVEN LETTING THE HOST SPEAK

MOST KINO SHIT CORONACHAN HAS BROUGHT ABOUT

AND DONT LET US FORGET
>cause it came from china

>> No.17910422

FUCK TRUMP
FUCK BERNIE
FUCK BIDEN
FUCK EVERY GOVERNOR
FUCK THE WHO
FUCK KIKES
FUCK CORONA
FUCK BOOMERS
FUCK NIGS
FUCK JANNIES

>> No.17910425

Is it, dare i say it, FUCKING HAPPENING?

>> No.17910426
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17910426

yfw bill

>> No.17910428

>>17910383
based and redpilled

>> No.17910430
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17910430

It is the DOWN Jones after all, right guys?? We saw it coming.

>> No.17910431
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17910431

>oui, Ackerman. Kill your father.
ACKERMAN IS LOOSING IT

>> No.17910433

>Naval hospital ship dispatched to New York City

>> No.17910437

why is it that the SPY is staying stable while DJI is freaking the fuck out?
My SQQQ is stagnant reeeeee

>> No.17910438

>>17910399
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>> No.17910439
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17910439

>Ackman is on the verge of tears on CNBC
lmao what the fuck

>> No.17910440
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17910440

>>17910418

>> No.17910441

>>17910399
https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.html?mepr-unauth-page=40&redirect_to=%2Famerican%2Fcnbc-america.html

>> No.17910442

Okay?

>> No.17910444
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17910444

So what's everybody buying with their Trump dollars? I want to buy so many different stocks now, they're so fucking cheap.

>> No.17910445

OK?

EVERYONE STAY HOME OK

>> No.17910449

>>17910425
Bill Ackman is freaking out
The boomers are starting to get scared
ITS HAPPENING
ITS FINALLY HAPPENING
THE FINAL COLLAPSE

PUT IN YOUR SPY 69 4/20 PUTS

>> No.17910452

HOLY FUCK ACKMAN CRYING ON CNBC AND TALKING ABOUT BEING SELF QUARANTINED FOR MONTHS NOW

COMING OFF AS AN ABSOLUTE NUT NOT EVEN LETTING THE HOST SPEAK

MOST KINO SHIT CORONACHAN HAS BROUGHT ABOUT

AND DON'T LET US FORGET
>cause it came from china

>> No.17910453

>>17910410
>banks were well capitalized
Sure thing lmao.

>> No.17910454

Someone get Bill Ackman a glass of milk

>> No.17910455

>>17910414
I'm waiting on stimulus to pump us up, then getting back into SQQQ. Might be a few days though.

>> No.17910456

>It's simple, we kill the virus

>> No.17910458

>>17910400
I am. Amazing.

>> No.17910462

Ackerman is 100% correct. He’s passionate in a Ron Paul way cause he knows no one will listen

>> No.17910468

>More than 99% of Italy’s coronavirus fatalities were people who suffered from previous medical conditions, according to a study

>> No.17910473
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17910473

/smg/ buying the dip? there's blood on the streets.

>> No.17910479

>>17910422
BUT MOST OF ALL
FUCK NAMEFAGS

>> No.17910480

>>17910414
Sit on it and long oil at $18.

>> No.17910481

CAN ANYONE ACTUALLY REFUTE A SINGLE THING BILL ACKMAN IS SAYING? (you can't)

>> No.17910482

am i nuts or is ackman the only person who is actually being real about this?

>> No.17910487

When will mods start playing music?

>> No.17910488
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17910488

>tfw I have a job interview in an hour and anons be talking about great depression

>> No.17910491
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17910491

ACKMAN STOP IT PLEASE

SOMEONE SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.17910493
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17910493

SHORT PLANET FATNESS
EXTREMELY VOLATILE HUGE BEARRR GAINS

>> No.17910496

>>17910437
30 Companies vs 500 companies on S&P,

NASDAQ has too much tech so they're reacting slower.

>> No.17910498

Ok. How many OKs per minute are we on, Ok?

>> No.17910499
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17910499

>>17910418
Gahoole face, best face

>> No.17910501

>>17910473
The dip isn't going to end.

>> No.17910503
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17910503

>>17910455
Whats your buy in price for SQQQ, anon?

>> No.17910506

>>17910393
How long until an heroes, just like depression era

>> No.17910507
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17910507

Bill is right though.

>> No.17910509

ACKMAN IS RIGHT

>> No.17910510
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17910510

FIX THE FUCKING OIL PRICES

>> No.17910511

Is it too early to buy calls? Should I buy stocks only?

>> No.17910516

lol Brazil still holding 100K+ presidential rallies. RIP Brazil

>> No.17910519

CHILDREN CAN HAVE SEVERE ILLNESS AND DIE
>CHILDREN CAN HAVE SEVERE ILLNESS AND DIE
CHILDREN CAN HAVE SEVERE ILLNESS AND DIE
>CHILDREN CAN HAVE SEVERE ILLNESS AND DIE
CHILDREN CAN HAVE SEVERE ILLNESS AND DIE
>CHILDREN CAN HAVE SEVERE ILLNESS AND DIE

>> No.17910521
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17910521

God I hate this board, I came here from laughs and now I'm tempted to buy high and sell low.

>> No.17910523
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17910523

>>17910418
t. put owner

>> No.17910524
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17910524

>>17910488
just buy the dip

>> No.17910527

>stonks not even crashing after this interview

>> No.17910531

>>17910462
Millions are not going to die. Get a grip

>> No.17910535

>>17910359
praise URSUS AETERNUM

>> No.17910537
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17910537

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17910541

>Starbucks announcing buybacks

>> No.17910545

Are holding bros???

>> No.17910550
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17910550

>>17910501
Give it six years anon, if we live that long.

>> No.17910552

WHY DOES HE SAY OK SO MUCH, OK?

>> No.17910553

>ACKMAN: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
>ALSO ACKMAN: BUY HILTON
what's with CNBC guests and Hilton today

>> No.17910554
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17910554

>hell is coming

>> No.17910555

So I expect the floor to be 15k now
This is now a recession basically. Going under 20k this quickly was the indicator.
If we go under 15k before the under of the month or the first week for april then it is a 100% depression and the bottom will be moved to 10k.
Don't buy major shit until we are closer to the bottom.
Depending on what happens we could just see a recession or straight up economic colapse. We should be looking at other countries economies to see how they are doing. If it is a depression in USA then economic collapse will come to weaker countries easily.

>> No.17910557
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17910557

>>17910422

>> No.17910559

>>17910503
24 is what I look for. Bought at 24 and sold at 29-30 a few times this month.
I don't know how the market will react to the stimulus though, to be quite honest. I'm expecting a fake and gay pump to allow another entry into SQQQ.

>> No.17910560

HE SAID WAR
>HE SAID WAR
HE SAID WAR
>HE SAID WAR
HE SAID WAR
>HE SAID WAR
HE SAID WAR
>HE SAID WAR
HE SAID WAR
>HE SAID WAR
HE SAID WAR
>HE SAID WAR
HE SAID WAR
>HE SAID WAR

>> No.17910562

>>17910481
hows the shutdown in Italy going ? Not going to work. Just use common sense; wash your hands, practice good hygiene, stay home if you are sick etc


lol ackman HELL IS COMING

>> No.17910563
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17910563

>>17910491
Wait a moment ... I think we should let the man speak ... Go aheaad Ack

>> No.17910565

>hell is coming

>> No.17910564
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17910564

EVERYONES GOING TO DIE SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17910568
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17910568

>bad stuff's coming. a tsunami is coming. you can feel it in the air. my colleagues thought i was a lunatic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

>> No.17910569

>>17910480
How do I long oil?

>> No.17910572
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17910572

>HELL IS COMING

>> No.17910571

>hell is coming
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17910576

>>17910527
King retard is still talking

>> No.17910577

they thought I was a L U N A T I C

>> No.17910582

Ackman sounds like the guy who called that radio show in the 90s about Area 51

>> No.17910583
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17910583

HELL IS COMING

>> No.17910584
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17910584

HELL IS COMING
>HELL IS COMING
HELL IS COMING
>HELL IS COMING
HELL IS COMING
>HELL IS COMING

>> No.17910585
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17910585

STOP THE BUYBACKS
HELL IS COMING
>STOP THE BUYBACKS
>HELL IS COMING
STOP THE BUYBACKS
HELL IS COMING
>STOP THE BUYBACKS
>HELL IS COMING
STOP THE BUYBACKS
HELL IS COMING
>STOP THE BUYBACKS
>HELL IS COMING
STOP THE BUYBACKS
HELL IS COMING
>STOP THE BUYBACKS
>HELL IS COMING
STOP THE BUYBACKS
HELL IS COMING
>STOP THE BUYBACKS
>HELL IS COMING

>> No.17910586

SOME DUMB NIGGER JUST BOUGHT MY 100 FORD 1 DOLLAR PUTS EXPIRING FRI, THANKS FOR THE FREE MONEY

>> No.17910587

HOLY FUCK THIS ACKMAN INTERVIEW IS GIVING ME CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE

>> No.17910588
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17910588

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS HAPPENING ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

>> No.17910590
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17910590

Jesus christ is Ackman going to an hero after this interview?

>> No.17910594
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17910594

>HELL IS COMING

>> No.17910595

>>17910555
>recession

sweet child

>> No.17910596

HELL IS COMING
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>> No.17910597

HELL IS COMING
ITS HAPPENING
ITS FINALLY HAPPENING

>> No.17910598

holy shit lmao ackman

>> No.17910599

>Ackman doing cash runs on the bank

lmao

>> No.17910602

>SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.17910603
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17910603

ACKMAN WANTS BANK RUNS GOGOGOGO

>> No.17910606

ACKMAN TRYING TO CAUSE A BANK RUN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17910607
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17910607

Now some good news

>GUSH shills are now down 40-50% since they started shilling that garbage on /smg/

>> No.17910610

>>17910554
He has spent too much time in happening threads.

>> No.17910611
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17910611

>>17910444
>he bought the dip?

>> No.17910612

SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.17910613
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17910613

>"HELL IS COMING"
>ADVISING BANK RUNS
>"SHUT IT DOWN NOW"
HOLY FUCK

>> No.17910614

SHUT IT DOWN NOW
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>> No.17910615
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17910615

HELL IS COMING
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>> No.17910616

>HELL IS COMING
>A TSUNAMI IS COMING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17910618
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17910618

>> No.17910620

Hahahahaha ackman is making this so much worse

>> No.17910622

DOOMER BILL
DOOMER BILL


BANK RUNS BECAUSE OF HIM
BANK RUNS

CRASHING THE ECONOMY WITH NO SURVIVORS

>> No.17910623

Just how fucking short is ackman?

>> No.17910629

ackman pulled "a large sum of money" out of the bank hollllyyyy shiittttt

>> No.17910630

SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.17910632

>>17910599
holy Shheeeet ... Get to the banks tomorrow lads ...BOOMERS WILL BE LIKE A FLOOD

>> No.17910634
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17910634

Delta lost $2 billion in March

>> No.17910635
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17910635

SHUT IT DOWN NOW
>SHUT IT DOWN NOW

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>> No.17910636

>>17910603
HOLY FUCK KILL THAT FUCKIN RETARD

>> No.17910638

SHUT IT DOWN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17910640
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17910640

>>17910577
>>17910584
>>17910583
>>17910585
>>17910588
>>17910594
>>17910596
>>17910597

SHUT IT DOWN NOW

>> No.17910642
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17910642

>HELL IS COMING
>SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.17910643

>capitalism works

press x to doubt

>> No.17910645

>SHUT IT DOWN NOW OY VEY

>> No.17910647

Ackman is begging the country to live like NEETs for a month this is hilarious

>> No.17910650

>>17910559
Based, I was thinkinging the same

>> No.17910651

the neet shall inherit the earth

>> No.17910652

Anyone have a recording of this Ackerman thing? I cant see the history only watch it live

>> No.17910655
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17910655

FUCK FEARMONGERS

>> No.17910656

>>17910607
GOOD THEYRE ALL FAGGOTS

>> No.17910658
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17910658

SHUT IT DOWN
>SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
>SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
>SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
>SHUT IT DOWN
SHUT IT DOWN
>SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.17910662

NOO BRING ACKMAN BACK THAT WAS AMAZING

>> No.17910660

Lmao. The stock market will take off when you shut down the entire nation.

>> No.17910664

This guy is fucking on point, he is the only one talking sense honestly.

>> No.17910668

>>17910527
Before Trump opened his mouth S&P was -5% and Dow was -6%, now Dow is -7% and S&P is on the verge of circuit breaking, specially after Trump yelled "THE VIRUS IS CHINESE!".

>> No.17910669

So uhm.. if a large hedge fund manager is crying on tv it is time to buy? not time to buy?

>> No.17910670

EVERY HOTEL
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>> No.17910671
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17910671

>CAPITALISM WORKS
CAPITALISM WORKS
>CAPITALISM WORKS
CAPITALISM WORKS
>CAPITALISM WORKS
CAPITALISM WORKS
>CAPITALISM WORKS
CAPITALISM WORKS
>CAPITALISM WORKS
CAPITALISM WORKS

>> No.17910675

Estimate till it hits 19.5k?

>> No.17910676

Press F for Delta

>> No.17910678
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17910678

BY THE TIME THEY CUT BACK ACKMAN IS GONNA BE FUCKING DEAD

>> No.17910679

2 billion for the month HOLY FUCK

>> No.17910680

>it would have been helpful if we knew about it earlier
>knew about it since fucking December 2019
Holy shit the balls on this man

>> No.17910681

I bet Ackman wishes he had held onto his Herbalife shorts, dude lost like a billion on those

>> No.17910683

>>17910569
Buy oil stocks and ETFs. Exxon and Shell should be good options. Don't touch GUSH.

>> No.17910685
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17910685

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHUT IT DOWN
YOU STUPID FUCKING GOYIM STOOOOP IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

>> No.17910687
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17910687

This is now konwn as the ACKMAN DUMP

>> No.17910689

HOLY SHIT UNITED IS AT 20 dollars

>> No.17910690

Did Trump speak yet?

>> No.17910691

Ackman literally shaking on the phone holy kek

>> No.17910692

Don't worry Ackman, I'll buy Hilton LEAPs

>> No.17910694
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17910694

Oil at 18 year old.

When is Tesla finally bankrupt?

>> No.17910695

Bill Ackman redpilling the fuck out of CNBC's audience.

Anyone else just watch that?

>> No.17910696

>>17910669
What do you think you fucking idiot

>> No.17910697

>Not think, I don't think.

-Donald J Trump, US President, 2020

>> No.17910698
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17910698

>A BLOODBATH IN APRIL AND MAY

>> No.17910699

should i buy puts on JETS?

>> No.17910701

BREAKER IMMINENT

>> No.17910705

CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON

>> No.17910706

link me the hell is coming stream pls

>> No.17910707

>S&P 236 broke

>> No.17910709
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17910709

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHUT THE FUCK UP BILL

>> No.17910711

HANG UP THE PHONE

>> No.17910712

Absolutely based.
Destroying this optimism bias.

>> No.17910715

>s&p nearing 2350

>> No.17910717
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17910717

>private equity goes bankrupt
What the fuck is going on?

>> No.17910718

>>17910695
Still going mate

>> No.17910720

Guys, I'm starting to think that we should just let a million boomers die.

>> No.17910721
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17910721

B
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Holy shit the best interview I've seen on cnbc.

He is ON POINT

>> No.17910722

S&P at -7%

CIRCUIT BREAKER INCOMING

>> No.17910723

GIGA
CIRCUIT
BREAK

>> No.17910724
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17910724

OH MY GOD SOMEONE SHUT THIS JEW UP ACKMAN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT STOP TALKING YOU RETARD

>> No.17910725

>>17910683
I'm already in GUSH lol I need to get the fuck out soon

>> No.17910727
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17910727

>BILL ACKMAN SINGLEHANDEDLY BREAKING THE CIRCUIT
HOLY FUCK

>> No.17910726

>>17910706
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
That'll be $2 plus tip.

>> No.17910733

SUB 19600
>SUB 19600
SUB 19600
>SUB 19600
SUB 19600
>SUB 19600
SUB 19600
>SUB 19600
SUB 19600
>SUB 19600
SUB 19600
>SUB 19600
SUB 19600
>SUB 19600
SUB 19600
>SUB 19600

>> No.17910734

>>17910681
He got margin called

>> No.17910736
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17910736

Airline bailout when? DELTA is fucked, holy shit.

>> No.17910737
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17910737

EVERYTHING GOES BANKRUPT
>EVERYTHING GOES BANKRUPT
EVERYTHING GOES BANKRUPT
>EVERYTHING GOES BANKRUPT
EVERYTHING GOES BANKRUPT
>EVERYTHING GOES BANKRUPT
EVERYTHING GOES BANKRUPT
>EVERYTHING GOES BANKRUPT
EVERYTHING GOES BANKRUPT
>EVERYTHING GOES BANKRUPT
EVERYTHING GOES BANKRUPT
>EVERYTHING GOES BANKRUPT
EVERYTHING GOES BANKRUPT
>EVERYTHING GOES BANKRUPT
EVERYTHING GOES BANKRUPT
>EVERYTHING GOES BANKRUPT

>> No.17910740
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17910740

>IT COMES FROM CHINA
CHINKS BTFO
>IT COMES FROM CHINA
CHINKS BTFO
>IT COMES FROM CHINA
CHINKS BTFO
>IT COMES FROM CHINA
CHINKS BTFO

>> No.17910741

>>17910305
The US becomes Argentina
bank runs
0% backed
i guarantee you go to get 100k cash in any bank they dont have it
all is gone
pufff
the world anew

>> No.17910742
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17910742

I wish I had gains like Corona-chan has had

>> No.17910743
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17910743

>> No.17910746
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17910746

>> No.17910749
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17910749

OK?

>> No.17910754

>>17910675
NOW

>> No.17910751

HALTED

>> No.17910753
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17910753

How's the market today lads?

>> No.17910755

S&P -7%
BREAKER TRIPPED

>> No.17910756

Did we just hit circuit breaker?

>> No.17910757

I just bought 1600 shares of UWT
Did I fuck up

>> No.17910758

CIRCUIT BREAKERS

>> No.17910759

NOTING BURGER, DONT PANIC

>> No.17910760

>>17910706
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

You need to rewatch the whole thing

>> No.17910761

BREAKER BROKEN
BREAKER BROKEN
BREAKER BROKEN

>> No.17910763
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17910763

I did it boys, I broke even. Hell even made a 20 percent return over 2 years which isn't so bad. Plus I have a fat stack of cash to hopefully buy the dip with. It feels great.

>> No.17910764
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17910764

SHITSHOW
>SHITSHOW
SHITSHOW
>SHITSHOW
SHITSHOW
>SHITSHOW
SHITSHOW
>SHITSHOW
SHITSHOW
>SHITSHOW
SHITSHOW

>> No.17910766

Holy fuck is the anchorman starting to tremble with his words
HE SEEMS SPOOKED

>> No.17910769

circuit break?

>> No.17910770
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17910770

WE BROKE WE BROKE WE BROKE
YES
YES
YESSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.17910772
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17910772

I-It can't possibly be this bad, right?

>> No.17910774

S&P 7% DOWN IT SHPPANING

>> No.17910777
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17910777

BANKRUPT
>BANKRUPT
BANKRUPT
>BANKRUPT
BANKRUPT
>BANKRUPT
BANKRUPT
>BANKRUPT
BANKRUPT
>BANKRUPT
BANKRUPT
>BANKRUPT
BANKRUPT
>BANKRUPT

>> No.17910776
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17910776

THE AMERICAN DREAM IS DEAD

>> No.17910778

>>17910742
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.17910779

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED

>> No.17910780

>he's a smart man
It's ogre

>> No.17910781

>>17910763
CIRCUIT BREAKER
I GOT TRADE HALTED ON SQQQ

>> No.17910782

RIP US economy
RIP Trump

Press S to spit on his grave

>> No.17910783
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17910783

>>17910727
GOD, this is the best time I have ever had on Biz

>> No.17910785

Holyyy shit, who to watch. Ackman or Trump.

>> No.17910786

Thank you mister Ackerman

>> No.17910787
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17910787

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17910789

>IT’S GONNA BE A SHITSHOW
Holy fuck ackman

>> No.17910792

SHITSHOW CONFIRMED

>> No.17910794

>>17910734
Many such cases, hence gold/crypto falling in sync.

>> No.17910796

DON'T BE SCARED THE PRESIDENT IS VERY VERY SMART

>> No.17910798
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17910798

LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
>LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
>LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
>LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
>LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
>LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
>LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
>LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
>LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
>LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
>LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE
>LEVEL OF DEATH PEOPLE HAVENT SEEN BEFORE

>> No.17910800

>>17910720
try 300million

>> No.17910801

>>17910724
heh nothing personnel non-shorter

>> No.17910802

>>17910675
just dropped below 19.5k now

>> No.17910803

>Value of my puts on RH just dropped to 0.00 when S&P halted

wew lads I'm nervous

>> No.17910805
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17910805

WE CAN FIX IT

>> No.17910806

>TAKE TESLA AND TURN IT INTO VENTILATOR FACTORIES

>> No.17910808

>>17910753
Totally okay, go back to sleep

>> No.17910809

How are they still letting him talk?

>> No.17910810

DAX IS IN FREE FALL AND I DIDNT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.17910812

Fuck it. I was waiting for a pullback but I'm going back into SQQQ. This shit is taking off.

>> No.17910811
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17910811

>TURN TESLA INTO A VENTILATOR COMPANY

>> No.17910813
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17910813

>Ackman singlehandedly DOOMS us to circuit breakers

>> No.17910814

>okay?
>okay?
>okay?
>okay?
>okay?
>okay?

>> No.17910815

>>17910736
All I see is a buying opportunity

>> No.17910817

This retard still thinks about Trump reelection?

>> No.17910818

SHUT DOWN

>> No.17910820

>mfw just buying itm debit spreads all week
why isn't everyone doing this? ya don't get fucked on delta like long puts

>> No.17910822

PRINT FASTER

FUCK

>> No.17910824

He trusts Elon musk lol.

>> No.17910825

holy fuck this cnbc caller

>> No.17910828
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17910828

>>17910811
OH NO NO NO NO TESLA BROS

>> No.17910829

>Watching the value of my portfolio go up literally every second
>Suddenly it plummets to near zero
Holy shit that almost gave me a panic attack.
I assume a breaker just flipped, and all my puts are still worth more than a penny.

>> No.17910832
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17910832

>>17910753
>How's the market today lads?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17910833

-7.82

>> No.17910834

TSLA MOONING
TSLA MOONING
TSLA MOONING
TSLA MOONING
TSLA MOONING
TSLA MOONING

>> No.17910835

>>17910809
CNBC execs have puts.

I'm fucking loving it. This Ackman dump is pushing me back into the green.

>> No.17910836
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17910836

ELON TO MAKE A VENTILATOR WITH A FLAMETHROWER
>ELON TO MAKE A VENTILATOR WITH A FLAMETHROWER
ELON TO MAKE A VENTILATOR WITH A FLAMETHROWER
>ELON TO MAKE A VENTILATOR WITH A FLAMETHROWER
ELON TO MAKE A VENTILATOR WITH A FLAMETHROWER
>ELON TO MAKE A VENTILATOR WITH A FLAMETHROWER
ELON TO MAKE A VENTILATOR WITH A FLAMETHROWER

>> No.17910837

>>17910815
Enjoy your new penny stock, faggot.

>> No.17910838

ELOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN

>> No.17910842

>>17910787
>SPY 298 4.17 CALL
LMAO

>> No.17910844

SOMEONE BETTER FUCKING BE RECORDING ACKERMAN RIGHT NOW
I WANT TO REWATCH THIS

>> No.17910846

>TAKE TESLA AND TURN IT INTO VENTILATOR FACTORY

HOLY SHIT LMAOO

>> No.17910849

>trump keeps talking
>stocks keeps falling
You know maybe he talk less the market wouldn't trip the circuit.

>> No.17910851

It's over bros..

F

>> No.17910852

OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?
>OKAY?
OKAY?

>> No.17910856

BREAKER

>> No.17910858

BUY TESLA
>BUY TESLA
BUY TESLA
>BUY TESLA
BUY TESLA
>BUY TESLABUY TESLA
>BUY TESLA
BUY TESLA
>BUY TESLA
BUY TESLA
>BUY TESLA
BUY TESLA
>BUY TESLA
BUY TESLA
>BUY TESLA

>> No.17910860

>>17910813
That's pretty based if that was his intention.

>> No.17910861

>MILLIONS OF BRAZILIANS ARE GOING TO DIE
-Ackman, 2020

>> No.17910862

why is spy not moving?

>> No.17910863

>millions of people could die

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17910866
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17910866

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17910871
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17910871

END AS WE KNOW IT

>> No.17910872

So media still fanning the anti-China flames, eh? Almost guarantee one of them will mention the trading halt next.

>> No.17910873

>>17910785
bill is better entertainment

>> No.17910874

I SOLD MY SQQQ AT 28.71 FFFUUUUUCKK

>> No.17910875

>>17910812
Not right now you fool

>> No.17910876
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17910876

>AMERICA IT'S TIME TO GO ON SPRING BREAK

>> No.17910878
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17910878

I don't this breaker is going like the others, I think this is the crash we've been waiting for.

>> No.17910879
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17910879

>MILLIONS OF PEOPLE COULD DIE

>> No.17910880

DID WE HIT CIRCUIT BREAKER?

>> No.17910882

MILLIONS OF PEOPLE COULD DIE
>MILLIONS OF PEOPLE COULD DIE
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE COULD DIE
>MILLIONS OF PEOPLE COULD DIE
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE COULD DIE
>MILLIONS OF PEOPLE COULD DIE
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE COULD DIE
>MILLIONS OF PEOPLE COULD DIE
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE COULD DIE
>MILLIONS OF PEOPLE COULD DIE
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE COULD DIE
>MILLIONS OF PEOPLE COULD DIE
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE COULD DIE
>MILLIONS OF PEOPLE COULD DIE

>> No.17910883
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17910883

God, Ackerman is fucking tweaking hard as shit right now.

t. former skiing enthusiast

>> No.17910884
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17910884

AMERICA WILL END AS WE KNOW IT
>AMERICA WILL END AS WE KNOW ITAMERICA WILL END AS WE KNOW IT
>AMERICA WILL END AS WE KNOW ITAMERICA WILL END AS WE KNOW IT
>AMERICA WILL END AS WE KNOW ITAMERICA WILL END AS WE KNOW IT
>AMERICA WILL END AS WE KNOW ITAMERICA WILL END AS WE KNOW IT
>AMERICA WILL END AS WE KNOW IT

>> No.17910885

WHY DIDN'T I STOCK ON WEN PUTS I'D BE KILLING IT

>> No.17910886
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17910886

>>17910742
>milk

>> No.17910887
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17910887

Honestly this is the best fucking kino.

>> No.17910888
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17910888

ACKMAN SINGLEHANDEDLY TANKING THE MARKET AHHAAHAA

>> No.17910889

>>17910880
yes

>> No.17910891

STOP GIVING THE MICROPHONE TO THE ORANGE BABOON

>> No.17910892

>MERICA WILL END AS WE KNOW IT

HANG UP THE FUCKING PHONE

>> No.17910893

>BREAKER TRIGGERED
Bobo agent Ackman mission was a great success!

>> No.17910894
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17910894

>if Trump saves us from the coronavirus
he's the one who exacerbated the problem, and is still pouring gasoline on this fire

>> No.17910895

>>17910789
I will be personally funding ACKMANs childrens college education from my TVIX gains. GOD BLESS ACKMAN

>> No.17910896

CNBC had a guy on yesterday that said America right now reminds him of civil unrest in Lebanon in the 80s (which he covered). The "think veneer of civilization" will disappear once hospital beds hit 100% capacity and the dying get turned away from treatment.

Buy guns, go to the banks and withdraw some cash like Ackerman.

>> No.17910898

>AMERICA WILL END AS WE KNOW IT

>> No.17910901
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17910901

>forget about the market
>playing stellaris, comfy
>suddenly my phone buzzes and an IG app notification tells me the dow has hit 19500
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17910903

ACKMAN DROPPING REDPILLS

>> No.17910906
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17910906

Jesus that guy on CNBC is worried.

https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
>live so when you read this he is probably gone

>> No.17910908

>>17910861
That's good news though

>> No.17910907
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17910907

>>17910880
yes and the auto industry is dead

>> No.17910909

>>17910803
>>17910829
I'm so happy for you bros, you don't even know the good that's coming to you.

>> No.17910913

BREAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRSS

>> No.17910914

>>17910880
S&P at -7.01%, so yes

>> No.17910915

How long is circuit breaker freeze?

>> No.17910917

$11 silver

>> No.17910919

>>17910874
Weakhanded faggot

>> No.17910920

>>17910887
this shit was legendary, someone has to upload it to youtube for posterity.

>> No.17910918

>>17910837
Delta is too big to fail, did they fail during the recession? No. This whole market crash is because of a overreaction of spoiled cunts and boomers not used to the real world

>> No.17910921

>>17910785
Ackman is unequivocally smarter. Wisdom is worth more than fine gold.

>> No.17910922
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17910922

>>17910887
This shit has made my entire day
I can't believe I was about to go to bed hours ago after open

>> No.17910925

will we see a second circuit breaker today lads?

>> No.17910927
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17910927

HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS DEAD
>HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS DEAD
HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS DEAD
>HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS DEAD
HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS DEAD
>HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS DEAD
HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS DEAD
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>> No.17910928

THIS IS IT BROS, ITS THE HAPPENING

>> No.17910931

>>17910874
I DID THE SAME THING

>>17910875
ITS GOING TO THE MOON BECAUSE OF THIS CONFERENCE AND ALL OF THIS KVETCHING

>> No.17910933

>>17910915
15 min

>> No.17910934

>>17910883
Shit is it that obvious? I look way worse than that at work at least once a week

>> No.17910935

ALL CAR PLANTS ARE SHUTDOWN

>> No.17910936

>>17910915
This time it's forever

>> No.17910937

>>17910858
Elon shill

>> No.17910941

Thank you Bill for putting the fear of god into the unwashed masses and driving the markets even lower.

Normally I'm a bullish investor but running full bear this time.

>> No.17910943
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17910943

BIG THREE DEAD
BREAKER BROKEN
AIRLINES DEAD
FFFUUUUUUUU

>> No.17910944

I knew things were bad when Trump started listening to experts.

>> No.17910945

Remember that stress weakens the immune system, lads

>> No.17910947

So auto is fucked
does this mean cars will be cheaper?

>> No.17910948

And the best part of it all is that he's overly optimistic thinking that this 30 day shutdown would even work.
There is no easy way out of this.

>> No.17910952

>>17910928
How odd that I was secretly hoping for a happening but now it's here I just want it to go away

>> No.17910953

HOLY FUCK HANG UP ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17910956

thank you so much :)

>> No.17910961

>>17910887
Jesus Christ i hope it gets recorded i want to rewatch it.

>> No.17910962

How will you cash out your puts if the governments shut down exchanges?

>> No.17910963

NO BRING BILL ACKMAN BACK GOD DAMMIT

>> No.17910965

>19576
19576
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19576

>> No.17910968
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17910968

>BILL ACKMAN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>> No.17910969

>>17910849
HE'S DOING IT ON PURPOSE TO CRASH THE MARKET
HE'S PLAYING 4D CHESS AND FIGHTING THE (((HIDDEN ENEMY)))
TRUMP IS /OURGUY/ CONFIRMED

>> No.17910970

I'm just listening to a livestream of Trump from NPR, I have no idea what y'all are talking about lol

>> No.17910971

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!

THERE IS NO BOTTOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17910972

>>17910947
Used cars, yeah.

>> No.17910974

BILLIONS DEAD
BODIES LINING THE STREETS
HELL IS COMING

>> No.17910976

>>17910948
There is, cure the virus. Buut it takes time

>> No.17910975

>>17910927
The worst case scenario by experts was 50% of people on Earth infected, with about a 2% killrate. Simple math if governments don't tell people to sit the fuck home for a month.

>> No.17910977
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17910977

AAL DOWN 28% TODAY

>> No.17910980

>>17910620
EVERYONE PANIC PULL OUT YOUR ASSETS HELL ON EARTH !!!!!!!

>> No.17910981

>>17910931
I bet you it's not. Not right now

>> No.17910982
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17910982

*SNAP*

>> No.17910985

how long are we down for with this circuit break?

>> No.17910988

>10% increase in deaths every 12 hours

>> No.17910991
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17910991

coronavirus nothingburger just print more money

>> No.17910993

>>17910945
Good thing I feel nothing but joy then

>> No.17910992

we going to 1600

>> No.17910995

>>17910907
Mutsu a cute

>> No.17911000

>>17910989
new thread
>>17910989
new thread
>>17910989
new thread
>>17910989
new thread
>>17910989
new thread

>> No.17911003

>>17910943
Holy fuck we are watching the actual meltdown right now, this is the real one, today's the day
WE HITTING -20%

>> No.17911005

why are you panicking? who are you watching?

>> No.17911012

So at what point does Mr Anon, who's been long spy all this time, delusional about his eventual retirement, decide to go all in puts, only to lose it all?

>> No.17911019

IF AAL DROPS TO 10 IM BUYING 100 SHARES AND SELLING COVERED CALLS FUCK YOU

>> No.17911026

Just sold half of everything (which "was 800" and now only worth 572). Left only speculative stuff in the Robinmeme account, in hopes for one of them to shoot up. I mean, the whole purpose is "never invest more than you're willing to lose," right? I'll leave that money in there though, because the way it's looking well be scooping up Boeing, KO, MSFT as pennystocks

>> No.17911027

Anyone heard from SNSS anon? Bet hes on suicide watch

>> No.17911034

>>17910985
10min from now

>> No.17911036

>>17910887
So glad I watched it live.

>> No.17911046
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17911046

PRESS F TO PAY YOUR RESPECTS

>> No.17911049

wait is my ISP going to get mad for using watchnewslive?

>> No.17911057

>>17911005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbVZT--lzk

>> No.17911062

>>17910934
You could almost hear him grinding his jaw behind that receiver, it was pretty damn obvious. I've haven't really used since college, but you don't notice how skeevy you look until you're out of it.

>> No.17911065

Kung Flu

>> No.17911073

>>17910305
TRUMP JUST SAID KUNG FLU

>> No.17911076
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17911076

>>17910787
IKTFB

>> No.17911079

>>17910980
As always, what good will paper do you if the end is here? Of course no one actually believes that, but your short position only makes you money if you can scare everyone.

>> No.17911084
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17911084

>>17910947
>dead boomers
>cheap cars
>cheap houses
>cheap blue chips
fucking bless you Corona-Chan

>> No.17911086

>>17911065

>Say it again

>> No.17911089

>>17910976
Like he was saying, 18 months until we get the vaccine.
Until then no restaurants, no hotels, no travel,
no concerts, no conventions, no sports events, 20% unemployment.

>> No.17911097

>>17911026
Why would you sell when you’re underwater dumb fuck?

>> No.17911126
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17911126

JUST THE FUCKING FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.17911151

>>17911084
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
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KUNG FLU
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KUNG FLU
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KUNG FLU
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KUNG FLU
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KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU
>KUNG FLU
KUNG FLU

>> No.17911175

>Ides of march come
>world explodes
neat

>> No.17911185
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17911185

>literally JUST sold all my puts at a loss because I thought we'd hit bottom

>> No.17911236

WHEN DO I BUY THE DIP
WHAT CAN I DO TO PROFIT OFF THIS

BROS COME ON

>> No.17911269

>>17911185
Were you dropped on your head as a child?

>> No.17911271

>>17911185
How in the fuck did you manage to sell them at a loss?

>> No.17911312

Please tell me somebody recorded the Ackman reaction

>> No.17911355
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17911355

>>17910418

>> No.17911436

And we're back trading. How long till breaker two lads?

>> No.17911478
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17911478

>Dow starts trading again
>falls down to -8% in the first second

LOL

>> No.17911483

>>17911436
An hour.

>> No.17911788

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

>> No.17912312

guys, im a total noob.
i just made like 5k watching everything tumble and short the living shit out of it with the few bucks i have.
currenty 2k of these babys (CL473F) bought for 1.83€
i feel like im gettin greedy now for holding them till the dow hits like 17k or something

am i too greedy? im just not seeing good news for you guys. your money printer wont stop ur you from shutting down next week