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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:13:25 2020 No.17907579 [Reply] [Original]

Sub 20000 edition

Brokers:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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Free chart:
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screeners:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

Prior thread: >>17905714

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:14:10 2020 No.17907604 WHY THE FUCK ARENT WE STICKIED

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:14:15 2020 No.17907610 File: 85 KB, 804x802, B3D6DBB0-D1D3-4F50-B4A1-A14DE7F24492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] floor? What floor?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:14:17 2020 No.17907611 >>17907579 its end

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:14:24 2020 No.17907616 LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE....

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:14:48 2020 No.17907626 File: 59 KB, 450x418, 1584504554957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pump please!! (So i can buy cheap puts)

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:14:57 2020 No.17907630
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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:02 2020 No.17907631 How long until one of these finance guys shoots themselves live on TV? Dow 18k 15k?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:10 2020 No.17907634 File: 24 KB, 487x390, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907616 There is no floor. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:11 2020 No.17907636 File: 6 KB, 225x225, images (9).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do not pump yet Jerome, the bulls are not awake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:11 2020 No.17907637 File: 34 KB, 480x480, 111111111111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If Boeing goes under 100, will it be a good buy?

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:11 2020 No.17907638
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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:12 2020 No.17907639 File: 667 KB, 1424x944, 1564042739982.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE BULLS TOOK THE BAIT -AGAIN- MY FUCKING SIDES

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:13 2020 No.17907640 circuit breaker incoming

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:14 2020 No.17907641 >>17907596 >Just buy some weights and a squat bar With what money?

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:17 2020 No.17907643 https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/ MNUCHIN ON

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:19 2020 No.17907645 TRUMPERINO PUMPERINO WHEN

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:23 2020 No.17907647 Why are some stonks insanely high in price compared to others? Bookings is like 1300 while Apple is like 200

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:27 2020 No.17907650 >>17907604 Because we don't need a bunch of faggot tourists in here anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:28 2020 No.17907651 File: 312 KB, 458x485, 1532982694453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] POST YFW 19K EOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:30 2020 No.17907653 WHY ARE WE STILL BLEEDING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:37 2020 No.17907654 New thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MADvxFXWvwE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:39 2020 No.17907658 File: 515 KB, 2100x1600, IMG_20200317_100944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope Corona-chan and Economy-chan have a cute baby

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:47 2020 No.17907663 >>17907637 No

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:47 2020 No.17907664 Sub$23 crude waiting room

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:51 2020 No.17907667 I'M BUYING SOME MGM PLEASE PRAY FOR ME LADS

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:55 2020 No.17907669
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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:15:57 2020 No.17907671 lol a real bull enjoys the dip, its fucking cheapies bro its literally cheapies

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:13 2020 No.17907678 File: 220 KB, 890x905, 1560543651048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is bear town.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:17 2020 No.17907681 -6.66

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:18 2020 No.17907682 ONE! SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE TWO! SOMETHING'S FOR TO GIVE THREE AHHHHHHHHHH! LET THE STOCKIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOR

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Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:19 2020 No.17907684

Markets will go up in the lead up to the Trump speech on the assumption that he's not going to announce anything negative while the markets are open
If he DOES announce anything negative they're going to fucking crash
Expect to see a minor spike for the next few minutes. After that? Who the fuck knows.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:20 2020 No.17907686 >>17907654 based ramranch

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:21 2020 No.17907685 >S&P holding at 2380 GO DOWN

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:22 2020 No.17907689 File: 1015 B, 220x26, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >-6.666%

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:27 2020 No.17907692 >oil RIP my royalty checks and rip the global economy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:27 2020 No.17907694 >>17907639 They're so retarded I just don't understand

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:31 2020 No.17907696 it'll bounce back up to 20,000 end of day

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:33 2020 No.17907699 File: 167 KB, 1020x1020, 1581890643026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The day will end green like my ID

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:34 2020 No.17907698 File: 1.23 MB, 1088x816, Bulls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907579

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:36 2020 No.17907701 File: 34 KB, 633x758, 6aidj5q8eds11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907579 GM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:39 2020 No.17907702 File: 93 KB, 699x900, 1584088608995.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how did he fuck up this bad?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:42 2020 No.17907703 ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:46 2020 No.17907706 File: 20 KB, 648x488, sixsixsixwaystocrashchoose.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:47 2020 No.17907707 >>17907651 It’s honna be 19K EOD and 15k EOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:48 2020 No.17907710 >>17907651 > 19K > EOW Lol someone's an optimist, give it 45 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:49 2020 No.17907711 NO I BOUGHT THE DIP BUT IT'S STILL CRASHING GET A NEW PRINTER DO SOMETHING

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:51 2020 No.17907712 >>17907667 I bought a bunch of casino shit, just don't expect to touch it for 1 year+

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:16:56 2020 No.17907714 File: 2 KB, 202x34, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE'RE ALL GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:17:01 2020 No.17907716 >>17907699 SELL SELL SELL

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:17:05 2020 No.17907718 File: 59 KB, 402x512, 3B2C3E9F-7C4C-4AFA-ABE8-91ABDDF0B0BE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHERE CAN I GET THIS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:17:16 2020 No.17907723 WE DID IT BOYS Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMuYfScGpbE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:17:20 2020 No.17907724 >>17907684 When does daddy speak today?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:17:23 2020 No.17907727 if jetblue goes to 0, will it be a good buy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:17:24 2020 No.17907726 >>17907699 That's my favorite shade of green

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:17:29 2020 No.17907729 DIRECT DEPOSITS CONFIRMED

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:17:37 2020 No.17907734 >>17907651 You mean EOD

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:17:39 2020 No.17907735 >>17907699 OH NONONO CURSED POST

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:17:43 2020 No.17907737 >>17907699 >has a dark red ID

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:17:50 2020 No.17907741 >>17907699 holy shit BASED

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:17:53 2020 No.17907742 File: 42 KB, 550x550, just.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907716 BUY BUY BUY

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:18:01 2020 No.17907746 >>17907699 Ouch!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:18:02 2020 No.17907747 Where were you when the stock market dropped 10,000 points in less than a month?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:18:06 2020 No.17907749 File: 128 KB, 1280x960, SMINEM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] G-G-GUYS? 80 RUB FOR ONE USD, EMMMM

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:18:08 2020 No.17907750 >>17907724 13 minutes from the time of your post, 11:30 EST

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:18:12 2020 No.17907752 File: 19 KB, 300x168, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:18:23 2020 No.17907755 Is now the time to buy??

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:18:30 2020 No.17907760 File: 20 KB, 490x586, 1984389129812.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] guys, the state has to support a company like boeing right? i mean 150,000 employees cant just lose their jobs, r-right? this is the literal bottom for BA, r-r-right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:18:35 2020 No.17907764 >F getting close to my buy Uhm

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:18:41 2020 No.17907765 >Mnuchin felt the need to clarify the “checks in the mail” comment was a metaphor Lmao Yeah sure, they totally won’t be handing out cash like candy. The aussies already did it for certain people

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:18:44 2020 No.17907766 File: 10 KB, 205x246, 8uhj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IM LOSING EVERYTHING

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:18:45 2020 No.17907767 And I thought I was getting DAL for cheap at 30 after the bailout announcement, sheesh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:18:56 2020 No.17907769 >>17907699 CURSED POST!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:18:57 2020 No.17907770 See ya at 15k

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:01 2020 No.17907772 >>17907755 slowly, and with money that you don't need.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:03 2020 No.17907775 File: 28 KB, 800x450, EPPLon0WAAAUDLC[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907747

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:06 2020 No.17907777 File: 6 KB, 190x265, peter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ALL PRIASE THE PERMA BEAR!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:10 2020 No.17907778 File: 489 KB, 497x373, 1576367562810.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /pol/ here, so I'm guessing there's no question about it now. We are fucked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:11 2020 No.17907779 >>17907699 Welp, its fucked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:14 2020 No.17907780 File: 293 KB, 1280x720, cc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907752 here lad have a bigger version

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:26 2020 No.17907786 hey guys a lot of people talk about dividend stocks... are dividends always cash? for example if i buy stock in a bread company would they do a bread dividend? like one loaf every 6 months?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:26 2020 No.17907787 File: 85 KB, 633x738, 1553972464293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DO I ENTER PLANET FITNESS NOW? -ITS DOWN -70% FROM ITS HIGH -GOOD MARGINS -LITTLE DEBT -CEO BUYING SHARES

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:27 2020 No.17907789 >>17907755 go take out a loan and then go all in

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:33 2020 No.17907790 File: 100 KB, 500x500, 1584383160187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907777 CHECKED

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:33 2020 No.17907791 File: 64 KB, 640x360, AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:38 2020 No.17907793 THE MONEY PRINTER IS BACK UP GUYS I REPEAT >THE MONEY PRINTER IS BACK UP

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:39 2020 No.17907794 >tfw I sold my puts at open

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:47 2020 No.17907798

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here you go anon it isnt in that cool 80-90's style but here is a link

https://www.google.com/shopping/product/1580868247639142530?q=dow+10000+hat&client=ms-android-verizon&biw=412&bih=652&tbs=vw:g,mr:1,cat:173,pdtr0:998547|1007689,ss:44&prmd=sinv&sxsrf=ALeKk02r2zcbU6z5W4ERmaL61P0MkZgTnQ:1584544743418&prds=epd:6019198611000146285,paur:ClkAsKraX9bMjegcEzXsRMA0YrgBQk0aOzIFpP6ooI_ic7RyuncY-CBfjY0W1pxDF_-45Nd9_CCfnQgh21GyTcab_JjkocOn9JlSCpWf4b6Qz3N8TkfNZzg0zxIZAFPVH71Pws2Bcpaltk_t0z0uR_aMbQ59hg,cdl:1,prmr:1,cs:1

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:51 2020 No.17907802
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>>17907702
>my son you are president now
>crisis has come. you have two choices.
>you can allow the market to adjust and enter a downtrend
>or, you can crash the economy with no survivors by making the dollar completely worthless with endless bailouts, repo, and unironically even yangbucks
guess which option MIGA chose.

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:51 2020 No.17907804
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> we're gonna make sure companies still have money
> this economy is going to come roaring back when we beat this disease
> this isn't like the financial crisis
kek, such bullshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:54 2020 No.17907805 >be me >know nothing about stock market >anons tell me to buy SQQQ >buy some on a whim >pays for a new laptop thanks 4chan. \

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:57 2020 No.17907807 >>17907760 You in Charleston buddy? I’m in West Ashley, I’ll give you a room in my townhouse for blowies. Bring kneepads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:57 2020 No.17907808 >>17907777 bruh

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:19:58 2020 No.17907809 >>17907777 Checked. All praise perma bear

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:20:05 2020 No.17907811 >>17907699 NO AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:20:05 2020 No.17907813 Why so many wojacks? You retards invested all in to crypto, just short the stock market.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:20:07 2020 No.17907814 File: 787 KB, 808x805, 2323383883.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907765 what the FUCK i want my neetbux, FUCK THE ECONOMY

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:20:08 2020 No.17907815 File: 151 KB, 1200x900, 10F3A47A-69B2-4B08-BC49-A57C1585FEDD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Weeeeeeeeeee!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:20:12 2020 No.17907817 File: 75 KB, 191x175, stoks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907793 PLEASE GOD JEROME LET ME HEAR IT JUST ONE BRRRRR JUST ONE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:20:16 2020 No.17907819 File: 8 KB, 323x156, oil.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oil isn't looking too hot either, jesus

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:20:18 2020 No.17907820 Cramer is in full doomer mode

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:20:22 2020 No.17907823 File: 2.97 MB, 480x480, 1583761824731.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907579 NO WHAT'S HAPPENING MY... SAVINGS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:20:29 2020 No.17907824 15K EOM 10K EOY

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:20:32 2020 No.17907826 >>17907787 LUNK ALERT

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:20:33 2020 No.17907827

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:20:34 2020 No.17907828 >>17907683 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:20:34 2020 No.17907829 >>17907778 nice president /pol/tard lmfao

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:20:35 2020 No.17907830 File: 1.35 MB, 336x252, 1584136434195.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907777 >>17907777 Checked. And all of them are worthless

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:20:37 2020 No.17907831 TRUMP?! TRUMP WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, YOU NEED TO GET ON AND PUMP RIGHT NOW OR THIS IS FUCKED

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:20:38 2020 No.17907832 File: 2.75 MB, 640x640, this kills the crab.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] At least we're not bored.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:20:43 2020 No.17907833 just buy the dip bro, its all gonna be fine

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:20:48 2020 No.17907837 >>17907770 You mean 5k?

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:21:00 2020 No.17907842 PUMP MY TQQQ JEROME GOOD BOY!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:21:02 2020 No.17907843 >>17907794 I sold all my SQQQ at open thinking it'd be a green day tomorrow. It might not go up this time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:21:09 2020 No.17907844 File: 103 KB, 512x512, 1893912821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:21:20 2020 No.17907848 >>17907760 Support the workers losing their jobs, not the companies

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:21:24 2020 No.17907850 File: 409 KB, 600x338, 1578021541795.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:21:25 2020 No.17907851 File: 8 KB, 261x193, 75EABFA5-B055-4496-B553-83C25A39AE02.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That was the bottom ayyyyyy Bull gang time

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:21:37 2020 No.17907855 SQQQ $31c @ $2.15 expire 3/20 wen sell?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:21:40 2020 No.17907857 >>17907787 That's actually a really good idea, gyms make money by having people NOT use their facilities

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:21:43 2020 No.17907858 OH GOD ITS POOOOOOMPING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:21:45 2020 No.17907859 >>17907777 Kek wills it SPY $220 TODAY

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:21:46 2020 No.17907860 >They fell for a bear trap for the second time today. Noobs

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:21:49 2020 No.17907861 >>17907775 I can't tell what this reaction image is trying to convey

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:21:51 2020 No.17907864 weeeee big line go down

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:22:07 2020 No.17907868 Feels good to have a GIC

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:22:13 2020 No.17907870 File: 76 KB, 1200x556, 1540001686419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who else /having fun/ here? Haha red line go down weee :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:22:13 2020 No.17907871 File: 665 KB, 1245x1080, 1584539682839.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just don't get it.. How is it possible to go below 20k? Are shorts manipulating the market??

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:22:14 2020 No.17907869 IT DIDN'T WORK FASTER JEROME

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:22:19 2020 No.17907874 And it's back up over 20k. Fuck this. Crash to 15000

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:22:26 2020 No.17907877 how do i buy oil?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:22:34 2020 No.17907878 is WMT crashing back down or is it staying at this level? I'm not sure why it pumped today

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:22:35 2020 No.17907879 LINE GO UP AND DOWN THIS IS SO MUCH FUN

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:22:46 2020 No.17907883 >>17907637 I wouldn't bet on boeing staying in business long-term.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:22:46 2020 No.17907884 >>17907579 >still no suicide hotline in the board

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:22:46 2020 No.17907885 >>17907859 i have a SPY 220p expiring today -95% so i'll kiss ur cheek if you're right

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:22:59 2020 No.17907886 >using SQQQ to fund purchases of cheap dividend stocks Holy shit this is fun. I'm still up on the day thanks to selling SQQQ after buying yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:23:00 2020 No.17907887 WHEN IS THE CONFERENCE AND WHERE CAN I WATCH

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:23:03 2020 No.17907888 File: 23 KB, 480x360, ae3wwqmcqij11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let the bulls een, they think they are safe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:23:05 2020 No.17907889 >>17907819 Saudis are still making money at like $11 (in theory, in practice they need like $80 to balance their budget) At that level virtually everyone but the Arabs is getting into either barely profitable or RIP territory

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:23:07 2020 No.17907890 File: 169 KB, 646x700, 1583347206093.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907858 ABOVE 20K PLS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:23:09 2020 No.17907891 OFFICIAL THREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZafi7apVps&ab_channel=M%C3%B6tleyCr%C3%BCe-Topic

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:23:09 2020 No.17907892
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>WHITE HOUSE, CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS AIM TO SEND $2,000 TO MANY AMERICANS, PROVIDE $300B TO SMALL BUSINESSES IN CORONAVIRUS STIMULUS PLAN -WAPO
>To many americans

NEETS BTFO

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:23:15 2020 No.17907895 >>17907870 :) haha red line down like a slide!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:23:21 2020 No.17907897 File: 58 KB, 640x919, bear eater.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907874 >MORE BLUE CHIPS FOR MY PORTFOLIO!!! GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:23:23 2020 No.17907900 what's gonna happen if it drops below 19.8k?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:23:27 2020 No.17907903 File: 141 KB, 808x805, 1549412184348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907844 ITS ALREADY DRIED UP

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:23:33 2020 No.17907906 File: 222 KB, 656x500, 1584129387506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907874 don't worry anon, we'll get there!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:23:34 2020 No.17907907 File: 145 KB, 1075x677, 1584539073661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SNIB SNAB TRUMP IS KRAB

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:23:40 2020 No.17907910 >>17907861 I think he's been laughing

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:23:41 2020 No.17907911 >>17907877 go to gas station

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:23:48 2020 No.17907918 >>17907786 div stocks are for boomers. we option trade here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:23:50 2020 No.17907920 File: 3.70 MB, 480x360, 1560820479172.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907870 WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:23:59 2020 No.17907923 >>17907887 https://youtu.be/SSbVZT--lzk

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:23:59 2020 No.17907924 Uh I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger But she left with my kids cause I'm a broke nigger I'm a bull and the stocks went down It's supposed to bull but the stocks went down

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:24:06 2020 No.17907925 aaaaand we are back!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:24:09 2020 No.17907926 File: 29 KB, 495x362, apu523222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOP FUCKING SELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:24:16 2020 No.17907930 File: 300 KB, 497x499, 1569703239649.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907900 JEROME WILL BE FIRED

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:24:17 2020 No.17907931 File: 192 KB, 1777x999, 1568931677915.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUY! SELL! BUY! SELL! BUY! SELL! BUY! SELL!

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Wed Mar 18 11:24:20 2020 No.17907933 >>17907848 >Support the workers losing their jobs, not the companies Fuck the workers, replace them with machines that don't call in sick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:24:32 2020 No.17907940 File: 949 KB, 450x205, 1582765986944.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907895 WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:24:32 2020 No.17907941 File: 1.23 MB, 400x513, 1584356300488.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IM NOT FINISHED YET

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:24:33 2020 No.17907942 >>17907699 >expected to get green ID when posting sheboons. Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:24:34 2020 No.17907943 File: 31 KB, 650x444, 1556762889240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] On days like this, is it best to sell my sqqq and pick up some tqqq? how are you guys playing these big swings and uncertainty?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:24:36 2020 No.17907945 File: 45 KB, 720x708, F71921F3-C788-493C-881E-026BEA586A42.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] To big to fail? No! If it’s to big it must fail!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:24:40 2020 No.17907946 >>17907887 Starts in 5 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbVZT--lzk

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:24:44 2020 No.17907947 File: 312 KB, 1059x962, 388248747878894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907892 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:24:44 2020 No.17907949 File: 1.12 MB, 2359x1749, ZANO01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are you thinking anything is worthwhile except bitcoin, gold, link, ogn, eth and zano?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:24:44 2020 No.17907950 I pussied out and took some SQQQ/SPXU profit on the last dip. Please forgive me bobros. I still have a couple calls open.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:24:52 2020 No.17907955 File: 26 KB, 926x809, 1584020793107.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907775

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:24:54 2020 No.17907956 KO more than 10% minus today. I wonder If the stock has seen a day like this since the 30s.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:25:01 2020 No.17907958 >>17907820 Munchkin is so full of shit it's unbelievable. "There's no problem, we'll pay for everything with magic. Companies, employees, whatever!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:25:02 2020 No.17907960 File: 103 KB, 600x569, 15817684262032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hi im russian and I saved money in roubles and uhhh FUCK How do I buy ur currency

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:25:03 2020 No.17907959 File: 84 KB, 573x430, 1583247767384.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907925

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:25:04 2020 No.17907962 >>17907911 how many liters do i put in a barrel?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:25:07 2020 No.17907963 File: 149 KB, 640x677, 1582561922020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mESw4w_IrA8

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:25:11 2020 No.17907965 YOU GOT THE PUMP YOU GOT THE POWELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:25:11 2020 No.17907967 File: 193 KB, 515x787, 1583848499567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:25:12 2020 No.17907966 >>17907911 Gaspilled

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:25:15 2020 No.17907968 Meanwhile SQQQ hasn't broken 28.5 :\|

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:25:25 2020 No.17907970 >>17907933 typical kike

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:25:25 2020 No.17907971 File: 825 KB, 642x640, 1584538592895.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907892 NEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:25:25 2020 No.17907972 Blessed money printer. Back 20k

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:25:33 2020 No.17907974 File: 115 KB, 717x660, apu red phone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm a wagie that bought 40 shares of SQQQ yesterday at end for $25.06 sell now, or take my $115 or so of profits? This is actually good trade for me desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:25:34 2020 No.17907975 >>17907926 KEEP FUCKING SELLING!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:25:44 2020 No.17907978 File: 1.25 MB, 480x480, yc.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] did you heed the warning?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:25:49 2020 No.17907979 File: 380 KB, 1920x1080, there-will-be-blood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw loading up on XLE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:25:56 2020 No.17907980 Okay, this is epic

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:25:59 2020 No.17907981 >>17907972 we won bullbros

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:26:03 2020 No.17907985 >>17907651 EOD bruh

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:26:21 2020 No.17907989 File: 15 KB, 171x278, 1576381936790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fucking KEK Cramer and Mnuchin are trying to pump it back up so hard right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:26:28 2020 No.17907992 >tfw my SPXS position is finally green This is the difference between a cold-blooded investor such as myself and ADHD zoomers gambling. Only those truly patient (such as myself) are gonna make it.

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:26:28 2020 No.17907993
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BEARS EXISTENCE
BUT YOU KNOW ME, YOU ALREADY KNOOOW MY /BIZ/NESS

THEY ASK ME, I JUST TELL THEM
SHOOOORTS BEEN LISTED

MY PRESENCE INSPIRES CONFIDENCE
THEY PUMP IT UP TO MAXIMUM
act natural

I'M SHORTING DOWN

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:26:29 2020 No.17907994 >>17907943 buy small quantities of normally stable dividend stocks, buy SQQQ when the market has its artificial pumps and sell it when it inevitably crashes again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:26:31 2020 No.17907995 File: 47 KB, 546x366, 1519614605034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YES CASH OUT CASH OUT I WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT CAN GO

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:26:36 2020 No.17907998 >>17907699 Screenshotted for later

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:26:40 2020 No.17908001 File: 157 KB, 350x525, e41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ALL MY PUTS ARE GONNA GET ASSIGNED ahhhhhhaHAAaajhaaaahajaoj"eop dcu

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:26:48 2020 No.17908003 >>17907946 so you mean trump will finally show up 30 minutes from now

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:26:59 2020 No.17908008 Bond market is trading like a fucking shitcoin

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:27:00 2020 No.17908007 >>17907699 >Digits >Brown ID >Ebony goddesses Western civilization sure was fun while it lasted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:27:06 2020 No.17908010 UH OH BEAR BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:27:09 2020 No.17908011 File: 9 KB, 250x249, 1537927301510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:27:21 2020 No.17908015 >economy keeps dumping >SQQQ NOT mooning wtf

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:27:23 2020 No.17908016 CRAMER FULL ON DRUNK MODE NOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:27:23 2020 No.17908017 >>17907978 Yes. 4 months too early though

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:27:31 2020 No.17908020 >Market so demoralized that -5% is considered bullish Oh jesus fuck my sides.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:27:35 2020 No.17908022 File: 148 KB, 600x1040, 1584280561977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just hit the breaker you CRAB FUCKS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:27:41 2020 No.17908024 File: 771 KB, 800x1131, 1549735709439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907962 what's a liter

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:27:44 2020 No.17908026 >>17907960 Go to bank

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:27:47 2020 No.17908027 >Jims trying to RAH RAH the boomers

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:28:03 2020 No.17908033 File: 1.99 MB, 372x323, 1488706417120.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:28:06 2020 No.17908034 File: 13 KB, 320x289, 1582313258230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CRAMER SAVE ME CRAMER SAVE ME CRAMER SAVE ME CRAMER SAVE ME CRAMER SAVE ME CRAMER SAVE ME

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:28:12 2020 No.17908036 Anyone buying airport stocks? They're down 50% or more and in a few months the flying boom will continue when all of this is over, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:28:13 2020 No.17908037 ummm bullbros why is the number going back down? oh no AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:28:13 2020 No.17908038 So this... is the power of the fed

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:28:16 2020 No.17908040 >>17907974 I don't see any reason why it shouldn't reach 29 t b h

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:28:18 2020 No.17908041 >20K REJECTED

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:28:20 2020 No.17908042 >Dat S&P drop TRY HARDER JIM

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:28:25 2020 No.17908044 File: 48 KB, 603x603, 1578694079917.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >out of short now >wait for conference to end >trump leaves room >stocks crash again >short again it cant be that easy, can it bros?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:28:30 2020 No.17908048 should I sell my Tesla for a fifty dollar loss or wait until it's a 200 dollar loss

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:28:31 2020 No.17908050 >>17907892 NEETs get the money too, why the fuck would they have a stimulus package that doesn't affect unemployed people?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:28:35 2020 No.17908052 20k is now resistance

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:28:44 2020 No.17908056 >>17908027 >>17908016 Dude is fucking plastered That slurring

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:28:49 2020 No.17908057 fuck it I'm out, gonna buy back at the end of the day

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:28:55 2020 No.17908063 File: 79 KB, 760x635, 1577982204323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908020 Bears need to be HANGED

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:28:57 2020 No.17908064 CRAMER IS BASED >CRAMER IS BASED CRAMER IS BASED >CRAMER IS BASED CRAMER IS BASED >CRAMER IS BASED CRAMER IS BASED >CRAMER IS BASED CRAMER IS BASED >CRAMER IS BASED CRAMER IS BASED >CRAMER IS BASED

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:29:00 2020 No.17908066 >>17907974 nobody ever went broke taking profits friend

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:29:20 2020 No.17908075 >>17908056 he's been beyond fucked all morning

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:29:32 2020 No.17908078 >Cramers drunk live on air Holy shit its over, its cratering

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:29:32 2020 No.17908079 File: 78 KB, 675x1200, DZUr2I2U8AAs2DN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nice economy you have there america

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:29:37 2020 No.17908081 >>17907870 A lot more fun than yesterday averaging down on SQQQ aquired the day before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:29:40 2020 No.17908084 >>17908050 i'm going to vote for biden and then blow my fucking brains out if i don't get free money

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:30:15 2020 No.17908093 File: 30 KB, 512x464, 3FBC5276-19BE-4C41-833C-27C9C8734A33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 19.8K is the bottom, right?

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:30:21 2020 No.17908097

>>17908020
Shows that there's still quite a bit to fall. We have barely entered the denial phase.
They're still hopeful and there isn't widespread fear at all.
When they realize that it's the fundamentals that are beyond fucked and it's not just the virus that's fucking things up, that's when things get really interesting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:30:30 2020 No.17908102 >NOOOOOOO, MY STOCKIRINOS! MY NASDAQIRINOS!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:30:31 2020 No.17908104 File: 184 KB, 1280x720, there-will-be-blood-opening.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907979 Brother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:30:33 2020 No.17908106 >>17908079 Is that a Chinese jew???

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:30:45 2020 No.17908110 File: 24 KB, 480x480, received_1431317610366549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908063

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:30:45 2020 No.17908111 Don't worry boys, my green ID and digits will bring the market back up

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:30:50 2020 No.17908112 File: 692 KB, 1808x1204, 1583720998050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOBO YOU STUPID FUCK STOP IT NOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:30:52 2020 No.17908115 >>17908064 shut the fuck up spamming every thread with this shit 0 creativity

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:30:58 2020 No.17908117 File: 84 KB, 560x448, 1581660224849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908093 try 9.8k

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:31:02 2020 No.17908122 >>17907974 probably sell, then rebuy next time the market is up.

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:31:04 2020 No.17908123
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:31:09 2020 No.17908125 File: 78 KB, 600x450, 67b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1/4 OF THE VALUE OF GM WIPED OUT IN MERE HOURS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:31:12 2020 No.17908127 File: 596 KB, 565x510, itstime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908093 the bottom is below 0

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:31:34 2020 No.17908130 what time's the pump today?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:31:35 2020 No.17908131 >>17907786 They do dividends in kind in Japan sometimes. Like, there are old people who get sacks of rice as dividends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:31:38 2020 No.17908132 Jim Cramer is visibly an Irish from Philadelphia. There is no way that man is Jewish. He probably lied to get into the business

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:31:40 2020 No.17908134 we are closing below 20k

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:31:49 2020 No.17908136 >>17908106 an Arab (((jew)))

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:31:53 2020 No.17908138 File: 5 KB, 255x281, me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] god i've made so much fucking money off of this bullshit market

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:31:56 2020 No.17908140 why cant you niggers just be positive for once? Its the bottom, stop shorting, everything is under control, buy up the cheapies and the DOW will rise, it only goes down when ur a fucking bobonigger and short everything

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:32:00 2020 No.17908142 IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER NOTHINBURGER I REPEAT

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:32:02 2020 No.17908143 >>17908111 woah he got 50% maybe our stonks woll increase by half

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:32:05 2020 No.17908144 File: 26 KB, 440x451, DXEXOWBV4AEcLD7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908111 >Digits Yes. YES! MY CALLS >Green ID uhh well uhh maybe well you know it's not RED so maybe sell half

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:32:11 2020 No.17908148 File: 1.36 MB, 3500x2335, 1584296995877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908134

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:32:14 2020 No.17908149 >>17908130 whenever Trump arrives to the conference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbVZT--lzk

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:32:22 2020 No.17908152 >>17908127 Unironically this when you account for rent generated from nothing

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:32:39 2020 No.17908159 >>17908130 09:30-10:05am

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:32:39 2020 No.17908161 LMAO THAT PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT A PUMP LMAO

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:32:40 2020 No.17908160 When is it going to be time to buy companies like shell or bp or exxon? they are really low.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:32:50 2020 No.17908162 >>17908149 how long til the conference i need to take a shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:32:58 2020 No.17908167 Can't believe I only made 30% with puts. How am I supposed to make money in this market?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:01 2020 No.17908168 30K EOD MASSIVE MEGAPUMP AND STONK MARKET SAVED BY JEROME WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT BULLBROS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:05 2020 No.17908171 File: 61 KB, 540x511, 17j7na.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OIL AT 22.88 OIL AT 22.88

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:07 2020 No.17908172
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Top kek, these airlines are all fucked.
Everything needs to be bailed out. Unless they do double digit trillions of money printing really fucking fast, we're going to start seeing a massive series of bankruptcies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:10 2020 No.17908175 File: 1.79 MB, 540x461, 15814303990540.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908026 I want to buy murica stocks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:12 2020 No.17908177 >>17908140 cope

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:13 2020 No.17908179 SPY 100 4/20

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:20 2020 No.17908180 >>17908162 was supposed to start 3 minutes ago realistically like 10-15

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:26 2020 No.17908186 File: 49 KB, 800x450, honklhonk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Dow Jones 20k is resistance

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:26 2020 No.17908187 >>17908140 I profit from your suffering.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:27 2020 No.17908188 >>17908160 I've been buying them already. Wish I held on to my CAT shares though.

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:32 2020 No.17908189
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>buy put
>goes up in value next day
>hold on for a little longer
>loses all value
>stocks are mega red
>?????????????????
>check it
>its a fucking call

WHY DID THEY GIVE ME A CALL I BOUGHT A PUT

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:32 2020 No.17908190 700 shares of tqqq average cost 37.79 this is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:36 2020 No.17908192 File: 283 KB, 1200x702, -ides-of-march-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITS EITHER A ONCE IN A GENERATION OPPORTUNITY OR WE ARE FUCKED FOR THE DURATION

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:39 2020 No.17908194 File: 604 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200318-113317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happening.

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:45 2020 No.17908196

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:47 2020 No.17908199 File: 282 KB, 1920x1080, 1551283348359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine going into a coma in January and waking up to this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:49 2020 No.17908200 >>17908167 Should have gone AAL, I'm +100% at the moment

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:50 2020 No.17908202 >>17908160 electric is the future

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:52 2020 No.17908206 >>17907968 I bailed on that early didn't want to risk being fucked over

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:33:57 2020 No.17908208 >>17908172 Maybe they should sell their buyback stocks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:34:02 2020 No.17908209 >>17908138 >>17908138 Whats been your biggest money makers so far?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:34:05 2020 No.17908210 File: 35 KB, 750x373, chinese bobo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is the most fun ive had in ages

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:34:18 2020 No.17908214 BIG DECISION TIME BOYS Do I close my puts before Trump talks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:34:27 2020 No.17908217 File: 269 KB, 1280x720, 1BADF3C9-93DC-4281-BCC8-05A0BB7C40B1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908179 SPY $69 4/20

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:34:32 2020 No.17908220 File: 648 KB, 800x450, 1583544190343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Funny how much Cuomo's changed his tune with Trump, he's start to sound like one of his cabinet members. Will Corona Chan bring together our divided country?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:34:38 2020 No.17908221 File: 42 KB, 635x606, IMG_20200311_001304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hit the breaker

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:34:41 2020 No.17908223 >>17908214 Never a bad idea to realize your gains and wait for more info.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:34:42 2020 No.17908222 >>17908189 ahh the classic call put swapperoo. better luck next time!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:34:45 2020 No.17908224 File: 38 KB, 599x449, 34653188-E4E4-48E5-A6FB-B2EBA156B73B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908189 didn’t know this level of genius could be found on /biz/ you better hold that call nigger, the bottom is today

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:34:52 2020 No.17908227 File: 102 KB, 1280x720, he bought.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] he bought

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:34:52 2020 No.17908228 File: 74 KB, 816x846, 1580697222569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >getting ever closer to -7% you goddamn teases

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:34:53 2020 No.17908230 >>17908189 based retard what platform are you using

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:35:03 2020 No.17908238 >>17908162 just get on your phone while on the crapper

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:35:03 2020 No.17908239 >>17908171 Whew. I knew it. Good thing I didn't buy into GUSHnigger's shilling. It was obvious 28 wasn't the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:35:04 2020 No.17908240 Gonna start DCA with DAL, it’s fucking my portfolio bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:35:12 2020 No.17908243 >>17908200 Not gonna touch something that has the govt's hands all over it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:35:12 2020 No.17908244 platinum support at 19000

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:35:17 2020 No.17908246 >>17908214 hold them for tomorrow or friday

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:35:23 2020 No.17908250 >WE CANT HANDLE THE CURRENT NUMBER OF (corona) CASES

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:35:25 2020 No.17908251 >>17908149 What are the odds he flubs it again, and we hit breakers instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:35:30 2020 No.17908253 >>17908189 Lol big mistake there, hopefully it was just one contract

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:35:33 2020 No.17908256 File: 7 KB, 232x217, 1582736304338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908214 >MANY MANY PEOPLE WILL DE nah

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:35:36 2020 No.17908259 File: 50 KB, 500x500, bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >up 60% today hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:35:36 2020 No.17908260 >>17908214 It'll cause a temporary pump, collapse postponed until tomorrow. But more puts on the pump >tfw I'm doing this and it's going to blow up in my face

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:35:48 2020 No.17908264 19.8K SUPPORT UNBREAKABLE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:35:50 2020 No.17908266 File: 31 KB, 680x670, 1544567235686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Apple/MSFT only down 25% GIVE ME MORE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:35:55 2020 No.17908269 >>17908251 50/50

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:35:59 2020 No.17908272 File: 95 KB, 800x449, gettyimages-1213064825_wide-984cfaa6427e766fa5df81c3573b6bf78a3f6f5b-s800-c85.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The world just went full STALKER this week

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:36:13 2020 No.17908279 >>17908239 I’ve got about 120 shares of GUSH, it’s risky but once the oil thing is over I’ll at least make a profit if not break even.

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:36:13 2020 No.17908280

>>17908220
Of course they're changing their tune.
All of these politicians are just businessmen in the end.
When there's real turmoil in the markets, the wrestling show known as politics ends and suddenly they're all on the same side trying to unfuck their investments.

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:36:14 2020 No.17908282
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Noob here i need to understand something frens.
When i look at major companies' stocks (apple, boeing, amazon, etc..), something i notice EVERY time on the charts is how it went parabolic around october 2019 to totally irrational levels compared to the previous years.
Then the current crash who's now at the levels it was before this weird spike.

So my question is : what propped up the stocks of all these companies to such insane levels last october?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:36:21 2020 No.17908284 >>17908266 Apple's bringing back those shitty butterfly keys, short it into the ground

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:36:30 2020 No.17908287 are they pumping now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:36:36 2020 No.17908290 File: 76 KB, 544x560, Moneybags.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908138 Same

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:36:42 2020 No.17908293 File: 69 KB, 306x331, 1523912290723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908194 >20% 20% >20% 20% >20% 20% >20% 20% >20% 20%

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:36:48 2020 No.17908295 STOP CRABBING

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:36:48 2020 No.17908297 >>17908223 Wrong, the puts will be too expensive

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:36:49 2020 No.17908298
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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:36:58 2020 No.17908299 you guys shorted OMI, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:36:59 2020 No.17908300 File: 119 KB, 742x473, 213382310123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907950 Why calls on legacy if you can buy volatile assets like ZANO. Even Pepe is calling all his friends about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:37:03 2020 No.17908301 >>17908199 There was an article about a group of people who’d been camping in the Grand Canyon for 25 days with no contact with the wider world. I sure hope none of them owned stocks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:37:04 2020 No.17908302 File: 199 KB, 808x485, 1584124832050.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw the circuit breaker trips just as the presser starts

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:37:16 2020 No.17908303 Digits confirm Circuit Breaker will happen during his speech.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:37:19 2020 No.17908305 >>17908272 Imagine if the virus was 50% mortality instead of 5%...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:37:22 2020 No.17908307 >stimulus package for the ecnomy. Do they realize there is no saving it? Every dollar they pump will just continue to fuel into more panic until a vaccine is created

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:37:23 2020 No.17908308 >>17908284 i can't find anything on that, where's that info coming from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:37:23 2020 No.17908309 File: 27 KB, 639x578, boeing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i call this little maneuver the 747 MAX

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:37:29 2020 No.17908312 File: 10 KB, 128x128, 1582870856888.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908266 the real reason i want this habbening is to buy more aapl at or below my 211 avg

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:37:35 2020 No.17908314 >>17908266 Costco and P&G have held their own. I'm eyeing IBM. 5 year low

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:37:36 2020 No.17908315 >>17908259 Positions? premiums are killing me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:37:43 2020 No.17908318 >>17907897 The gut only grows larger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:37:45 2020 No.17908319 >>17908282 Corporate tax cuts and stock buybacks fueled by very low interest rates that were also cut

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:38:00 2020 No.17908325 >>17908297 if you buy them at a lower price then you sold them... its the best risk mitigation technique

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:38:03 2020 No.17908327 File: 41 KB, 741x501, greece.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >greek stock exchange >at 1990 levels just fuck my shit up senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:38:08 2020 No.17908333 Did you guys know that Anthony Fauci (aka Dr. Drill) is 79 years old? What kind of anti aging treatment does he use?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:38:10 2020 No.17908335 >>17908309 nice one anon

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:38:13 2020 No.17908338

>Dems rail on companies like boeing for giant stock buybacks
>They want UBI
>Republicans call them filthy commies
>Fastforward a few months, republicans and libertarians are pushing for UBI and yelling at Boeing for spending all their money on buybacks
kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:38:23 2020 No.17908339 What the fuck is happening with DFS? Is it going bankrupt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:38:26 2020 No.17908341 >>17908279 reverse split gonna fuck u

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:38:29 2020 No.17908342
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Have never done anything in the market before, how do I buy in?
I heard anons talking about UWT or GUSH and with oil being so low, it's bound go up eventually right? I don't want to risk much, could a $100 do it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:38:34 2020 No.17908345 File: 598 KB, 651x559, 1570503373656.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] svxy before the speech?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:38:36 2020 No.17908347 >>17908272 >glass >goggles >visor >exposed wrists never gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:38:37 2020 No.17908349 File: 8 KB, 264x191, 1582771976045.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908295 No

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:39:07 2020 No.17908362 >he isn't buying aal calls to sell during the trumpy pumpy https://twitter.com/byHeatherLong/status/1240293157050486787 come on no fear

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:39:11 2020 No.17908364 >>17907755 Now is not the time for buy. That comes later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:39:23 2020 No.17908367 STOP GOING DOWN

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:39:32 2020 No.17908370 >>17908338

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:39:41 2020 No.17908372 >>17908175 I want to buy Russian stocks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:39:52 2020 No.17908378 >>17908319 This exactly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:39:53 2020 No.17908379 >>17907933 I WANT to work but the gubmint shut down my workplace! I'm voting Libertarian, big govt has fucked me for the last time!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:40:07 2020 No.17908386 >>17908309 Lol'd. Thanks fren.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:40:10 2020 No.17908388 >>17908214 dow went down last time during and after his speech. If there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that trump will say some dumbass shit that will make even more panic

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:40:10 2020 No.17908389 >>17908341 That’s my primary fear. I’ll take the chance though, it’s only about what, $60 I spent on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:40:12 2020 No.17908391 >>17908333 blood transfusions from young men

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:40:14 2020 No.17908393 File: 279 KB, 504x505, 1584314869154.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sorry for eating up your lifesavings /smg/, I was hurry. Regards Corona.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:40:18 2020 No.17908394 >>17908342 You should buy a gun and shoot yourself with it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:40:24 2020 No.17908398 >everyday Bulls tell us “today is the bottom Don’t you fucking bullcucks ever get tired?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:40:29 2020 No.17908400 >>17908309 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:40:30 2020 No.17908401 bros im addicted to buying the dip

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:40:36 2020 No.17908402 Can someone explain me why uber is bad?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:41:06 2020 No.17908417 who else ready for a /circuitbreaker/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:41:08 2020 No.17908418 >>17908196 Trump you'd better fucking crash this market

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:41:28 2020 No.17908424 >>17908402 They're a dumpster fire burning money until self driving is perfected and their human workforce is replaced

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:41:30 2020 No.17908425 >>17908402 it's bleeding money

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:41:32 2020 No.17908426 >>17908402 >>17908394 You should both buy ZANO and escape reality via pure privacy goodness. Can't safe haven your own privacy without it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:41:38 2020 No.17908429 >>17908307 This. boomers already have money and millennials are risk adverse; that money is going nowhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:41:42 2020 No.17908430 >>17908402 Been in the red for years and it's about to be hard to operate at a loss for an extended period of time

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:41:43 2020 No.17908431 >>17908394 ok

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:41:53 2020 No.17908435 >>17908402 Anything with social interaction will drop, brainlet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:41:54 2020 No.17908437 >>17908333 Hes super short . People hate on manlets but they are healthier and live longer (I'm not even joking)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:41:55 2020 No.17908438 >crabbing Just let it die, Jay. Not even your jewish masters can save you from this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:41:57 2020 No.17908440 File: 246 KB, 2208x1242, 62FE38F2-4254-4F29-B4F2-79AB813AA810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17907777 Checked

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:41:59 2020 No.17908441 File: 884 KB, 865x807, cc3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Bulls are getting cucked this week. Ironic, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:42:02 2020 No.17908442 >>17908401 That will be cured when you go broke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:42:03 2020 No.17908443 >>17908402 are you retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:42:05 2020 No.17908444 File: 65 KB, 963x723, 1584493004667.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908417 the fed is poomping to keep it at 6.5% and hoping for a trump pump during the press briefing just let it die fuckers

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:42:06 2020 No.17908446 File: 664 KB, 1267x1635, 3ca80d8e1abe3a0a59183da347250e50031c436ca8d6d206703ac9a867888a8e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908309

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:42:10 2020 No.17908447 >Oil 22

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:42:12 2020 No.17908448 >>17908398 >what is dollar cost averaging no one knows where the bottom is and trying to time it perfectly is near impossible

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:42:18 2020 No.17908451 /BIZ/ Will this be a daddy pump conference, or Will it be a trumpy dumpy conference?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:42:35 2020 No.17908459 File: 1.94 MB, 1458x1436, coronachan_accelerate.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dabs

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:42:36 2020 No.17908460 https://www.consumer.ftc.gov/blog/2020/03/checks-government

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:42:41 2020 No.17908465 >>17908338 Clown market, clown world

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:42:52 2020 No.17908468 >>17908327 looks like the bat pattern

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:43:00 2020 No.17908474 die DIS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:43:12 2020 No.17908476 >>17908451 go flip a coin

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:43:14 2020 No.17908477 >>17908315 Bought SPY 225 3/27 exp puts at 3:59 yesterday, sold them at 9:30 today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:43:25 2020 No.17908485 >>17908430 Why are they bleeding money? It’s just a phone app that pays drivers nothing. Why wasn’t the taxi industry bleeding?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:43:35 2020 No.17908488 >>17908451 gonna be a big ol' stinky today

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:43:36 2020 No.17908491

>>17908338
Lolbertarians are irrelevant at the moment. Boris is morphing into Corbyn in terms of spending and utilizing the state because of the virus.
I find it hard to believe it will all be rolled back post pandemic either. Like “hey you liked that guaranteed paid leave, sorry wagie it was temporary ;)”?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:43:36 2020 No.17908492 >>17908451 https://twitter.com/byHeatherLong/status/1240293157050486787 pomp

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:43:55 2020 No.17908497 >>17908485 Ask a Libertarian.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:44:01 2020 No.17908502 >>17908451 If ha announces a national lock down its going to crash

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:44:01 2020 No.17908503 When is Trump talking today?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:44:06 2020 No.17908506 >>17908451 if my ID is green, it'll pump to 30k and the coronavirus will be cured, if my ID isn't green then the world will be bathed in nuclear hellfire as the coronavirus kills off all the stragglers

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:44:11 2020 No.17908509 >>17908131 That would actually make me want to invest more. Imagine getting cases of beer as dividends

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:44:14 2020 No.17908511 holy shit DOW's under 20k? where's the floor?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:44:17 2020 No.17908512 >>17908451 This is "Who turned out the lights, did we trip the breaker?" Trump

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:44:20 2020 No.17908516 File: 1.11 MB, 3088x4128, 20200312_194941-min.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oil down over 15%

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:44:24 2020 No.17908517 >>17908503 15 minutes ago

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:44:25 2020 No.17908518 New thread anyone?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:44:28 2020 No.17908521 >>17908402 They are selling their taxi drives at a loss

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:44:37 2020 No.17908523 >>17908506 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:44:37 2020 No.17908524 >>17908214 Yes, if you have gains anyway... bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush etc etc

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:44:48 2020 No.17908528 File: 9 KB, 259x194, D736F7C7-A5BD-48B8-9056-7390B48250D3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908506

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:44:56 2020 No.17908530 >>17908511 Just buy some airlines dips and ZANO. Both will rapidly rocket up. This virus is a meme health wise, you'll see epic bouncy frens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:45:02 2020 No.17908533 File: 138 KB, 1280x720, 1584500850543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908194 Told you guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:45:36 2020 No.17908542 File: 660 KB, 698x840, 1584377687497.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just unironically put in an order for oil at...$19. And i think it has a chance to fill. Agahahahahahahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:45:50 2020 No.17908546 File: 201 KB, 600x765, 53g.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And Wallah! Just like that Dow Jones will never ever go above 20k ever again!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:45:50 2020 No.17908547 Circuit breaker incoming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:45:53 2020 No.17908550 File: 1.39 MB, 1742x2048, OMAE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908506 >>17907829 >>17907696

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:46:00 2020 No.17908551 Wait I didn't pay taxes for 2018 because I was a student I better be getting trump bucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:46:04 2020 No.17908553 WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS HE ALWAYS LATE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:46:15 2020 No.17908555 19806 NEW LOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:46:23 2020 No.17908558 >>17908516 >tfw throwing my money into oil and hoping papa trump tells the Saudis to quit their bullshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:46:36 2020 No.17908562 File: 65 KB, 832x421, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mr market i don't feel so good

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:46:38 2020 No.17908565 >>17908530 why the fuck would I buy airlines when they're literally going to stop flying for months? are you playing the buyback game or what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:47:08 2020 No.17908571 >>17908551 You can file a tax return without paying taxes, its much easier too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:47:28 2020 No.17908583 File: 56 KB, 640x427, 2075500977_8bce7866f4_z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908038 The dark side of the fed is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:47:35 2020 No.17908586 >1000 new cases compared to yesterday in NY state Jesus Christ Please stay downstate

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:47:37 2020 No.17908587 >>17908553 Maybe he's waiting for the breaker to trip before he speaks so the market can't dump while he talks lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:48:05 2020 No.17908595 >>17908474 death to the mouse

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:48:15 2020 No.17908600 >Pushing up against multi year lows >6+% down >oil crashing >VIX still negative wat

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:48:19 2020 No.17908604 >White house introducing breathing apparatus to boomers Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:48:20 2020 No.17908606 File: 100 KB, 773x1000, dingdingding.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908547 Never

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:48:32 2020 No.17908610 >>17908562

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:48:37 2020 No.17908612 Fresh bread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:48:42 2020 No.17908614 >>17908586 Fucking serious? holy crap lois friggin sweet

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:48:53 2020 No.17908620 File: 73 KB, 537x518, Screen Shot 2020-03-18 at 11.48.18 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17908530

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:48:57 2020 No.17908622 Why did oil just stop moving

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:49:21 2020 No.17908630 >1008 more cases than yesterday in NY Holy shit the fucking curve on this. Stay safe brothers

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:49:25 2020 No.17908631 >>17908622 The whole market is waiting on Trump to speak

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:49:26 2020 No.17908634 >>17908565 might spike temporarily if the government bails them out, i don't believe that but maybe thats his reasoning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:49:38 2020 No.17908639 everything is fine buy the dip

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:49:59 2020 No.17908644 >>17908614 Cuomo just announced it in his conference Still mostly near NYC but I’m starting to sweat a little

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:50:06 2020 No.17908647 >>17908600 vix is an algorithm based mostly on options trading; it can't respond "realistically" to the world. WHICH FUCKING SUCKS BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:50:08 2020 No.17908648 DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:50:51 2020 No.17908666 >>17908639 I put 5% of my money into stocks and I'm already regretting it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:50:57 2020 No.17908668 >>17908659 >>17908659 >>17908659

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:51:07 2020 No.17908672 Bailout is gonna be green rip shorts

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:52:31 2020 No.17908708 I'm getting out of SQQQ at 28 the next time it touches it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:52:50 2020 No.17908722 >>17908451 I guess wild swings during the presser then a big drop for the rest of the day. It seems like >the market is keeping it at these levels so more and more bags can be handed off without tripping a breaker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:53:07 2020 No.17908729 >>17907824 This

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:53:12 2020 No.17908732 >>17908451 we had pump yesterday, so this will be a a dump.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:55:03 2020 No.17908780 Sold my TVIX at 702, how bad did I fuck up /smg/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:55:42 2020 No.17908787 >>17908333 some peoples are bred for survival in tough times. compact gentleman will dominate the wastelands

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:56:25 2020 No.17908806 >>17908309 Does karma exist after all?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 12:02:10 2020 No.17908929 >>17907870 I do loll already lost everything

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 12:03:21 2020 No.17908961 I GOT TO CRUSH THE FED JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT. THEY PRINT, THEY PRINT, DON'T EVEN ASK ME I GOT TO CRUSH THE FED JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT. THEY PRINT, THEY PRINT, DON'T EVEN ASK ME

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 12:04:33 2020 No.17908995 >>17908961 CORNER OF MY EYE, FED CEO IS THERE, THE MACHINE GO BRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 12:07:24 2020 No.17909085 non retard thread: >>17909020 >>17909020 >>17909020

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 12:16:06 2020 No.17909349 >>17908024 a logical unit

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