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>> No.17897022

What do I buy

>> No.17897028
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17897028

ITT discuss ways to smoke out preppers.

>The prepper is a scared rat in hiding, hoarding trash and desperately clinging to every minute of their miserable life, as if it ever had meaning.

>finding a compound
The red flags will be fairly obvious. Look for houses with plywood on the windows or "looters will be shot!" signs.

>destroying a compound
The prepper's compound is a stationary target. Use this to your advantage. DIY ballistas and catapults can lob fire, explosives and diseases from great range.

>tear gas
Another method to remove the prepper without contaminating canned goods and other supplies is tear gas. It is very easy and inexpensive to produce. You can easily sap the prepper's supply of gas mask filters dry with very little effort. The prepper will have no choice but to vacate or choke to death.

IDENTIFYING A PREPPER
>precious metals
Probably one of the biggest red flags in identifying a prepper. Keep an eye out for what people are bartering at local markets. If you see someone trying to barter gold or silver, follow them. They are most likely a prepper.

>> No.17897031

>>17897022
When it goes down by TQQQ when it goes up by SQQQ.

>> No.17897033

>>17896992
Op pic is dope.

>> No.17897034
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17897034

>>17896992
What Edition is this?

>> No.17897036

>>17897022
A knife and stab yourself

>> No.17897037
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17897037

nth for DOW 19500 tomorrow

>> No.17897042

>>17897022
puts

>> No.17897043

>>17897036
that will hurt I bet :c

>> No.17897044

>>17897034
FED Magic Edition

>> No.17897045
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>>17896800
>keep getting worse until AT LEAST June.
Funny, that's exactly what he predicts.
Double bottom in June and back to bull market.

>> No.17897046
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17897046

Good morning and welcome to Nook Market General. Consider opening up a margin account, I'll loan out some bells to you if you do!

>> No.17897051

Governments are fucking idiots. If they don't quarantine the population is just going to do it themselves. Who the fuck wants to be responsible for the death of their parents or grandparents?

>> No.17897062

>>17897022
RTN, KTOS and NET

SQQQ on the next green day, don't buy it on a red day like a moron

>> No.17897064

>>17897022
Something you can sell for more.

>> No.17897081

>>17897046
my friends and I fucking covered our town in anti-nook propaganda. We had DOWN WITH NOOK signs surrounding his shop and we had similar designs in the Able Sisters shop so all the townsfolk walked around wearing it

>> No.17897085

>>17897046
>Broker offers margin
>Too dumb and cowardly do so

At least I won't get wrecked any more than I already am.

>> No.17897086

>>17897046
What did you name your island? inb4 Epstein Island

>> No.17897091

Our government is recreating the conditions of Japan's lost decade (more like three decades).
The difference is that this time it will be for the entire world.

>> No.17897096
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17897096

HE'S RIGHT YOU KNOW

>> No.17897098

>>17897062
I bought a shitload of SQQQ. Considering selling it as soon as the market starts recovering tomorrow or maybe I'll just hold onto it and sell it at the end of the day.

>> No.17897106

Get out cash while you can. Buy gold and silver

>> No.17897108

Buy gm puts boys, they're shutting down plants cuz of Corona

>> No.17897109
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>>17897028
how about we discuss stocks itt you schizo

>> No.17897113

>>17897045
Im screen capping these retarded meme lines
>Q1 earnings is going to be good
Get the fuck outta here

>> No.17897115

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Some health policy analyst said something that led me to believe they are considering road blocks and shit?!?? I went to visit my family in a shelter in place area... how long until I am not allowed to go back??!!?

She’s also talking surveillance systems and shittt!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY RELATIVE WITH CANCER IN BRITBONGISTAN IS GETTING TESTED FOR COVID AND THEY WONT KNOW FOR THREE FUCKKNG DAYYYSSS!!!! HER DAUGHTER CANT EVEN GET THE TEST!! BORIS WHAT DID YOU DO???

>> No.17897116

>>17897028
Fucking solid advice. Fuck preppers.
Can I join your bandit hoard?

>> No.17897123

>>17897096
Where's this from?

>> No.17897124

>>17897091
Who becomes the next superpower? China's bubble is even worse than ours.

>> No.17897133

Bernie getting BTFO was priced in right?

>> No.17897136

>>17897124
morocco

>> No.17897140

>>17897123
youtube

>> No.17897145

>>17897086
havent managed to come up with a good name yet.

any suggestions, /smg/?

>> No.17897148

This is gonna last years isn't it?

I'm trying to be hopeful because I'm scared for my mom, but it's not going away anytime soon is it?

>> No.17897149

>>17897109

Pence would be such an articulate and disciplined President. Wish we could have him + Trump’s agenda. Unfortunately I’m pretty sure Mike is more of an evangelical neocon.

>> No.17897150

>>17897124
Rome is the next superpower ! Death to the Jew faggot people

>> No.17897153

>>17897124
Venezuela

>> No.17897154

>>17897124
Unironically Russia. They have the least exposure to the western economy.

>> No.17897155

>>17897133
From the very beginning.

>> No.17897167

>Dow below -2%

OH NO NO BULL BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17897171
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>>17897045
Back to bull market in 2020 ins not realistic, even if we get analysts most agree it will go on for at least a year, we just had an eleven bull run with inflation, easy credit. The fact that there can be second waves of corona also will slow down the market even more, we are in for a depression never seen due to the minimum period of 3-5 months of almost no work and value being generated, trying to predict is a fool's errand , we will go down hard and fast thats the only thing the graphs show, when we will go up after fed 0% rate and trillions of inflation, be my guest to guess, no one will predict right

>> No.17897172

>>17897148
Is your mom a subhuman Bulltard

>> No.17897173

>>17897140
yah, but what video?

>> No.17897176

>>17897145
Greenville

>> No.17897186
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>>17897046
>Gives you a loan with absolutely zero interest
>Infinite time to pay it off
>The only penalty to not paying it off is not getting a bigger house
>You have to pay off the bigger house when he does build you one, but again, infinite time to pay it off with no downsides
>Offers you items at a cheaper price than literally any other vendor

>Is memed into a grimy cheapskate scam artist

>> No.17897197

>>17897028
When the end comes we normal people will be beating your face in with rocks. We'd do it now if we were allowed and we know who you are.

>> No.17897198

>>17897154
Russia is an oil economy, they're getting fucked just as hard.

>> No.17897200

>/smg/ thinks tomorrow will be a red day
welp, gets its gonna be green

>> No.17897201
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>>17897149
yeah he seems like a swell fellow. too much of a neocon though

>> No.17897209

>>17897200
nah just look at futures, dow's set to open down another 500

>> No.17897210

>>17897172
nah, she just has respiratory issues

>> No.17897212

>>17897098
Yeah I'm wondering wat do as well it went up 2.54 in after hours trading which is like 10% I think their gonna pop tomorrow morning but not sure how high and if I wanna sell them at that pop or hold them till later in the day not even sure what I'd set the limit sell price for the morning pop

>> No.17897219
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17897219

SPY would be 270 right now if not for the EUROPOORS panic selling every night. Protip europoors: Let America, Japan, China, and Australia governments pump it up first before you sell everything again tonight. Thank you have a nice day

>> No.17897225

>>17897200
Going by futures, it's going to be a crab day.

>> No.17897237

>>17897198
We need to overthrow Putin and his friends. We need a Russian flu

>> No.17897243
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17897243

We're going way past pee pee and poo poo, anons. This train isn't stopping until we tenderly kiss 180.

Good luck.

>> No.17897244
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17897244

>Bernie lost all 3 states

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>>17897113
>>17897171
Screencapped, see you in June when the market starts to rally.

>Q1 earnings is going to be good
Everyone knows this already dumbo, good thing it's already priced in and that the market cares primarily about the future.

By June summer will arrive to slow down the whatever is left of of the meme Virus and not to mention we'll most likely have a vaccine by then too.

>> No.17897254

>>17897212
I honestly think SQQQ going to crash 30 minutes before the market opens but it will still be higher than what it closed at. Depending on how hard it crashes I'll hold or sell. Just not sure what numbers to sell at

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>>17897243

>> No.17897268

>>17897219
It would be $170 if it wasn't being propped up by scam pumps from the fed

>> No.17897279

>>17897209
I don't know Futures were limit up, got unlimit upped, ended at like low 0-1% this morning and we had a 6% rally on SPY. Actually thats kind of sad, -11% day and only a 6% rally

>> No.17897287

>>17897254
I'm thinking I'm gonna set my sell limit 32 dollars anything below that I think I'd just keep it

>> No.17897288

>>17896992
Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

>> No.17897296

>>17897145
Epstein Island

>> No.17897297
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17897297

Good night guys, see you at opening bell tomorrow.

>> No.17897298

>>17897253
Oh and also everyone will be bankrupt and the US dollar will be a fifth its current value. Oh wait don't think about that just think about the vaccine that may or may not even work.

>> No.17897299

>>17897262
that burger looks good

>> No.17897302

>>17896992
I bet Gommie is feeling good. Their whole "go into bonds once the 2/10 invert" is working out.

>> No.17897303

Am I missing something or was yesterday not green?

>> No.17897316
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I present to /smg/ the I Ching reading for tomorrow's market.
Zhun - Beginning

Kan (Cloud) above Zhen (Thunder) below

Sequence of Gua: After Heaven and Earth have come into existence myriad beings are produced. These myriad beings fill up the space between Heaven and Earth. Thus, Beginning follows.

Decision:

The beginning of a tiny sprout.
Sublimely prosperous and smooth.
Favorable to be steadfast and upright.
Do not act lightly.
There is somewhere to go.
Favorable to establish feudal lords.

The moving line is the Fourth Six
Mounting on horses, still not going forward.
Seeking a union.
Good Forward: good fortune.
Nothing is unfavorable.

Commentary on fourth six
Here the story of the marrying maiden continues. In this gua the position of the maiden shifts from the second to the fourth place. She is much closer to her true love. The situation is favorable and the time is right. The Duke of Zhou says, “seeking a union. Going Forward: good fortune. Nothing is unfavorable.” But the maiden hesitates. The problem is that she responds to the yang element on the bottom. On the other hand, she is much closer to the yang element at the fifth place. It is understandable that when two yang approach one yin, the yin becomes confused. In this situation Confucius encourages the maiden, “Go ahead. There is light.” This decision is based on the structure of the gua. If one at this place proceeds, there is a yang element waiting. If she retreats, there are two yin elements behind. When one makes a decision, one should consider the most favorable position. The Chinese say, “A waterfront pavilion gets the moonlight first.” the message of this yao is that when one is in a situation where it is difficult to decide between advancing or retreating, one should adopt a positive attitude in approaching the light.

>> No.17897331

>>17897303
Monday was menstrual blood red.

>> No.17897336

>>17897303
dead cat bounce

>> No.17897339

>>17897253
Do you have the same chart for periods of significant corrections and/or crashes? Because that's going to be much more comparable to what we're doing now then those little blips on that chart.

>> No.17897342

>>17897172
Be nice you shithead

>> No.17897344

>>17897253
Q1 earnings are going to be rekt by Corona, idiot. If good earning are priced in we're gonna have another Head Bashed In Bull Jump of a cliff

>> No.17897347

>>17897331
Yeah I don't care about monday though, I care about yesterday and today's open. NDX looks green to me so what the fuck is everyone talking about.

>> No.17897351

>>17897253
>By June summer will arrive to slow down the whatever is left of of the meme Virus

If we shelter and "flatten the curve" the virus will remain dormant and explode during the Winter. Watch what happens as China attempts to reopen. Contrary to what people believe, most of Wuhan has not been infected and is not immune. The best case scenario for the economy is every elderly corona patient dying without medical care in a way that will horrify the markets. More likely this will drag out into 2021 and you will find the bottom there in the first quarter. 2008 found the bottom in 2009

>> No.17897353

>>17897136
BASED MOROCCO POSTER YOU WILL MAKE IT

>> No.17897355
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17897355

As a bear I just love that $TSLA gets hammered in the market, and then immediately proceeds to get hammered in the aftermarket too. It's like having two trading days worth of gains rolled into one.

>> No.17897359

>>17897347
Where I am it's still Tuesday, which is why I specified Monday. Tuesday was green.

>> No.17897367

>>17897355
God imagine the person that was able to do puts on Tesla or Boeing

>> No.17897373

futures still going down

>> No.17897377

>>17897355
Shit I may actually own a few shares if this keeps up.

>> No.17897379

>>17897316
SHUT THE FAK UP

>> No.17897385

Anyone else been holding TLT?

>> No.17897386

i only have 500$ how do i become rich man

>> No.17897394

ASX bogged

>> No.17897395

>>17897386
BUY GUSH AN GASL

>> No.17897400
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17897400

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS
WHAT DO I TELL MY WIFE
I'M FUCKING RUINED

>> No.17897402

>>17897386
Slowly

>> No.17897405

>>17897386
Buy cheap spy puts
wait a few days for the next red day
Sell them for a profit
Buy more cheap spy puts

Rinse and repeat for as long as volatility stays high. If VIX drops below say 45, stop doing what I said.

>> No.17897410
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>>17897339
>Do you have the same chart for periods of significant corrections and/or crashes?
it's capped from the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztk3Ti-4yO4

watch it on 2x speed and it's about 10 minutes

>> No.17897413

>>17897386
Kneepads.

>> No.17897417

>>17897400
AHAHAHAHA WV BASEDBOYS BTFO
>Muh 99% white state
>Muh rural state
>Bulwark against the virus

>> No.17897419

>>17897253
Let's suppose you and your visionary guy are right, why would he share the one billion strategy? Especially in a volatile market, with never seen before factors, where he could get all the money and braggin rights? Plus again counting on Q1 and huge rally from more than -20% in the spam of weeks after markets national and international ones get shaken to the core, plus all the inflation of all the survival credit gets priced in, it's simply delusional to believe it will happen.

>> No.17897424

>>17897355
Funding secured

>> No.17897425

>>17897386
wait for Trumpbuxx to come in the mail

>> No.17897426

>>17897386
There was a guy living out of his car on wallstreetbets that somehow managed to raise $2k to make his car payment. Maybe you can look at what he did. I doubt it was legal though.

>> No.17897431

>>17897379
See you tomorrow friend.

>> No.17897436

>>17897405
spy put too expensive
i trade 3x etf until i get put money

>> No.17897438
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17897438

What kind of pizza do I order?

>> No.17897439

So tomorrow is going to be red, but not as much as monday?

>> No.17897441

WHY THE FUTS FALLING AGAIN
PRINT GODDAMNIT PRINT

>> No.17897443

>>17897386
buy 3/20 SPY 255 Calls

>> No.17897445

>>17897436
this

>> No.17897446

>>17897351
The quarantines only exist to buy time so that hospitals won't be overwhelmed. The best case is that almost everyone gets it, but the hospitals will have plenty of time to prepare.

>> No.17897451
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How accurate is this movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA063IaOHyQ
https://youtu.be/reyTknNqDjA

>> No.17897461

>>17897355
I will buy in the 300s

>> No.17897473

>>17897431
I don’t know you .. you are not my friend

>> No.17897480

>>17897438
Italian sausage
capicola
pepperoni
onions
banana peppers
+ other good stuff

>> No.17897486

>>17897303
It was pretty flat, surprisingly so for a day after a -10% move.

Drugstocks and staples did well. Bernie is taking a drubbing, could continue tomorrow. One of the things that started to look like a real possibility was a commie pres. Not likely, but possible.

>> No.17897489

>>17897438
Hawaiian Pizza with bat guano

>> No.17897491
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17897491

SHOW
ME
-4%
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17897495

Anyone think it's worth shorting gold? A ton of boomers bought into it and I don't see it going up.

>> No.17897496

>>17897486
Bernie losing is already priced in

>> No.17897500

>>17897461
They were worth $200 last year and will be worth $0 by 2022

>> No.17897507

>>17897167
Why do you post this every time reee

>> No.17897514

>tfw you'll never go back in time and place calls on Tesla
>and then puts on Tesla

>> No.17897522

>>17897486
Bernie losing was pretty much guaranteed after Super Tuesday and the final nail in the Bernie coffin was Michigan. The election no longer matters as far as the stock market is concerned till we get to the general election. Unless the Democrats do some crazy convention stuff and Hillary walks out the nominee. Then the markets would react.

>> No.17897527
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>>17897438
pepperoni only or you're a nigger
>t. papa john

>> No.17897526
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>>17897446
>The quarantines only exist to buy time so that hospitals won't be overwhelmed.
It won't work. Pic related.
> The best case is that almost everyone gets it, but the hospitals will have plenty of time to prepare.
They will never be prepared for what is coming

>> No.17897529

>>17897507
>Futures almost at -3%
OHNONONONONONO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY TODAY

>> No.17897530

>>17897480
I don't see how people eat more than 4 different things on a pizza. It's just overkill

>> No.17897536
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17897536

>>17897529

Sub 20k tomorrow?

>> No.17897542

>>17897527
We need the clintons back in the government ! We need wars. We need to show the world the true power of capitalism

>> No.17897544

>>17897530
My father once got the supreme style which has like fucking 5 kinds of meat on it

His heart gave out

>> No.17897545

Why won’t Robinhood let me trade options??? Reeeeeeeeee. The button just says buy with no option for options. Someone help a retard out.

>> No.17897549

>>17897530
you should have at least 3 meats and at least 2 veggies
think about it

>> No.17897552

>>17897529
>Futures rising again
OHNONO BEAR BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY AGAIN

>> No.17897557
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17897557

Weekly Schedule still in effect:

Dump Tomorrow
Dump Thursday
Pump Friday

>> No.17897562
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17897562

>>17897386

if you've only saved 500$, nothing here anyone tells you is going to help.

you might make 5,000$ tmrw, but you have the temperament of someone who will blow it the next day doing the same thing.

this is not Africa, you're of age, saving more than 500$ is not that hard... and blowing it on advice on biz shows further your lack of basic of potential to become rich.

learn how to learn, learn how to do things for yourself, then come back to us when you have learnt enough to have your own good ideas so that we can all call you retarded + gay

this is the way it is done here

>> No.17897565

>>17897552
BOBO BE NERVOUS
FOR THIS IS BVLLCOUNTRY

>> No.17897568

>>17897552
>2 green 1m candles
the absolute state

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>> No.17897583
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>>17897028
have a prepper who lives down the street. fence all around. garden with veggies, chickens, trailers and camper trucks strewn about, and blacked out windows. Haven't talked to him once in the 12 years I've lived here and have only seen him a handful of times.

>> No.17897585

>>17897154
Lol have you seen there shit right now it's 2x worst than the USA right now. If the oil price goes even lower they will panic and so something really stupid

>> No.17897588

>>17897297
Good night anon.

>> No.17897590
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17897590

>>17897562
FACTS

>> No.17897591

>>17897268
>us market is a scam
>when all the other markets close as is convenient or ban short selling outright or “coerce” their “citizens” into buying into the top of their oil company exit scam

>> No.17897598

>>17897549
I guess that's a fair mixture

I typically just like two meats, and then some banana peppers to spice it up

>> No.17897599

>>17897544
MULTIPLE MEATS

>> No.17897604

>>17897545

Finra requires that you apply for options and get approved. Some firms are more stringent on other on who they give options and margin to. But there's nothing to stop you from lying out of your ass on the options/margin application.

Just know what you're getting into before you do.

>> No.17897609

should i play through sekiro again? it feels like such a drag but i can probably blow past all of it in a few hours for another ending now that it's just a boss rush

>> No.17897614
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17897614

>>17897287
Dude stop proclaiming my tomorrow plans

>>17897316
You already posted this

>>17897461
>>17897377
Please don't do this.

>>17897439
Lol if we see another Monday this week the entire world is fucking done for. I'll unironcially spend the whole day in my local woods preparing spears and stakes and gathering wood for windows.

>> No.17897626

>>17897609
Why don't you just buy Nioh 2

>> No.17897627

A county may be shutting down TSLA's factory. Very bad news.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-tesla-factory/california-county-says-tesla-factory-cannot-operate-normally-in-coronavirus-shutdown-idUSKBN2140Q8

>> No.17897631
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Noob question:

It's crystal clear to me how you can net profit from a successful call option. E.g. You're able to then buy a share trading at $70 for $65, then immediately flip it for +$5 per share. Simple as.

But can you make net profit on put options? Or do they only serve to mitigate losses that you were going to incur? E.g. You're able to sell your shares that are trading at $65 for $70 each. But to hit the strike price and allow that, your shares have to drop below a certain value, so put options only serve to mitigate loss i.e. you can't net gain $$$ off them.

Please correct me where I'm wrong

>> No.17897633

>>17897562
cringe

>> No.17897634
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>>17897529

>1 trillion dollars of the right kind of stimulus the market has been asking for
>senate has the bill
>senate leader foresees passing tn
>sanders election path grew even harder

last week, the bulls were the delusional retards, but lord crabs the eternal (peace be upon him) has seen fit to twist the thread of fate, now the bears are the ones coping

>> No.17897639

>>17897609
Play the new cod BR it's pretty fun if not there's always xcom

>> No.17897641

>>17896992
BROS: YOU TOLD ME TO BUY PUTS, AND WE WENT UP 1000 POINTS???

FUCK.
YOU.
FUCKING RETARDS.

>> No.17897642

>>17897522
Let the Hillary meme die plz.
But you’re probably right. Nothing can save my drug stocks. I DCAed in too aggressively.
>>17897527
When do we get the next cunny bear?

>> No.17897655

>>17897631
You can buy put options without holding the underlying share. That's when you a net profit is made, by selling them to people who do hold the underlying share.

For people who hold the underlying share it is primarily used as a loss mitigation tool for the reasons you described.

>> No.17897656

>>17897514
tesla will come out of the recession much better than dormant competitors

>> No.17897658

>>17897626
i didn't play nioh 1. and i don't care much for the feudal japan setting, it felt like a chore to complete sekiro.

>> No.17897661

>>17897627
Not really

Its a pump move

Demand is the problem till 2h

This gives elon a lovely excuse

Bears shoukd be wary of playing one off earnings

>> No.17897666

>>17897639
I don't have the stamina for Xcom
any time I start playing one of those games, I never finish the whole thing
I really enjoy them, though

>> No.17897668

>>17897627
Another anon shared the news, here
https://www.sfchronicle.com/business/article/Tesla-s-Fremont-factory-ordered-to-shut-down-15137774.php
Its will be force and shutdown is the most recent news as it was classified by the mayor as non essential, so another dump tomorrow

>> No.17897673

>>17897634
The majority of the population doesn't realize a recession is coming. We still have a long way to go.

>> No.17897674

I’m gonna be rich after that I’m blowing all my money with nip bitches. I know they love Hispanic deek

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>>17897631
Correct, the value of the option lies in the discount between the strike price and the share price at the time of expiration. That said, I'm almost positive that 99% of us have never actually exercised an option and we just flip it so some whale or retard can carry our bags instead.

>> No.17897686

>>17897668
No one is buying tsla for q1 and q2 except morons

Ull get rid of the lottery buyers hoping for 1k

Its got a huge amount of support in 300s

>> No.17897687

>>17897658
play Bloodborne again

>> No.17897699

>>17897627
Lol. $900 shares

>> No.17897701

>>17897666
I get what you mean Satan but if you want something quick and fun try the new COD Battle royale it's fun and free

>> No.17897702

newish to investing, gonna make some long term buys on XOM, SPY, and BA next time it drops, bad idea?

>> No.17897708

how far out to buy puts? like, how soon is too soon? may?

>> No.17897710
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>>17897316
>if she proceeds, there is a Yang element waiting
UBI CONFIRMED

>> No.17897714

>>17897702
Long term SPY is good but I don't know about BA. They'll get their bailout because they have their fingers in a lot of secret pies but

>> No.17897718

okay boys YUM is totally fucked, even in a BVLL market. Scoped the options chain and gonna pick up some puts at open.

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do not search panam jee

>> No.17897723

How low will Royal Caribbean go bros

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>>17897708
Think about the question that you asked. Do you have more opportunities to turn a profit closing your position if it expires this Friday or two months from now?

There is a sweet spot but that lies solely within your risk tolerance.

>> No.17897732

i dont know shit about options, someone give me a put for 200 that i can make bank on

>> No.17897734

>>17897719
*sanam jee

>> No.17897735

>>17897702
I would avoid BA, they remind me GE. XOM is probably solid, but I don't know much about oil.

>> No.17897736

Goog owns waymo verily and 10% of spacex with 120b cash

>> No.17897737

>>17897701
nah I don't play shootie games anymore

>>17897710
based Yang
he was too good for us
also he came across as kind of a nerd in the debates

>> No.17897741

>>17897726
4/3 puts lets go baby

>> No.17897745

>>17897661
>its a pump move

Negro come on. Either $TSLA has to pay those workers unemployment or keep them paid through the shelter-in-place for no value (production) in return. You have additional costs of re-hiring and re-training down the pipeline. It's just highlighting the fact that the company is falling apart at the seams in this type of economy, more reason to dump.

>> No.17897753

>>17897732
you're too late for that now kek

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>>17897723
To the shitter

>> No.17897757

>>17897726
SPY 210 puts 3/18 do eet

>> No.17897760

>>17897745
No one cares about ur shit

Its a story stock.

>> No.17897768

>>17897702
Xom is a great choice also look into DIS, KO, T and if you want to be a bit of a gamble but I think a safesh one would be GE

>> No.17897777

>>17897673
no one here is playing the long game. if they are, that isn't what gets discussed constantly.

it is all 3/20 puts or calls. having 3/20 puts with a bill like that on the horizon is very dangerous.

30% of these people are going to get margin called 3/20, and another 30% when the crab ends and the market decides which way it wants to go more than one day in a row.

>> No.17897787

>>17897732
ewz

>> No.17897795

>>17897745
This. The fall of Musk is coming and the hype around his projects was pure bubbleworld nonsense

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>>17897768
GE makes an enormous amount of health care shit, specifically ventilators. That said, anybody who tells you to buy XOM anymore is trying to get you to carry their bags kek.

>> No.17897803

>>17897777
By long game I was thinking 4/1. I think there's still a lot of near term panic to be had.

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>>17897760
>Its a story stock

You forgot to mention that George R.R. Martin is the author and we're in Chapter 51.

>> No.17897811

If u wanna short maybe 450 to 400 on tsla ur making some sense

If u want tsla to 200 or 0 have some fun with that

>> No.17897814

>-2.99%
-2.99%
>-2.99%
-2.99%

>> No.17897836

>>17897808
Yes it dropped from insane 950 to 400s

Now the bears feel in charge like bulls felt at 900 talking about 1300

Have fun with that game but ur fucking retarded for playi g it

>> No.17897840

Made some money on JNUG today. Do y’all think I should continue to hold or sell right away tomorrow?

>> No.17897847

So YUMC will Pay dividents end of April, is that a Good time to buy puts?
I am pretty inexperienced But looking at the decline that seems logical to me since that might be a big reason why people might be holding onto theor shares

>> No.17897849

>>17897800
I think XOM will survive this, and when oil eventually recovers, they'll take market share from all the small frackers that got BTFO.

>> No.17897850

>>17897668
Sweet. Crash it.

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>>17897673
This, I told all my close family this and I try to judge how they'll survive. None of them are ready and they all give me the same look. It's the look of "oh yea global warming is bad" but they have no shred of belief that it will affect them.

>>17897723
It's going down, I will be very disgusted if they get a bailout. Most of their employees are from some shitter asian country anyways right?

>> No.17897862

POST RARE CRABS

>> No.17897863

Everyone shut the fuck up
We're gonna crab
snib snap

>> No.17897866

>>17897526
Except It's already slowing

Corona Is Slowing Down, Humanity Will Survive, Says Nobel laureate and Stanford professor Biophysicist Michael Levitt

https://www.calcalistech.com/ctech/articles/0,7340,L-3800632,00.html

>> No.17897870

>>17897800
Anon he is asking for long term xom at this price is a good buy if it goes lower great more buying opportunity. I guess I didn't mention it first but don't go all in at once buy a 1/3 every two weeks if you want to be safe and average down

>> No.17897875

>>17897863

why would you want it to crab? crabs are boring

>> No.17897878

>>17897866
Yes hes correct

Lots of dumbfuck humans in the world predicting millions dead

>> No.17897892

>>17897718
fast food sect is too oversold on the month, theres going to be a big bounce by or during april. unless youre doing a quick momentum trade

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post the gf you will buy after you make tons of money in this crash

>> No.17897900

Swear to drunk im not drunk
https://youtu.be/prpqg1D95Kw

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>>17897875
it's not about what you want
it's about the truth

>> No.17897902

How can u b so retarded and not realize it

I shorted tesla multiple times for good gainz

But at stupid fuck shit over 750 prices

I also bought in 200s and sold in 500s

Stop letting urndumbfuck hate of elon determine ur game playing moves

Qake the fuck up and trade good

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>>17897863

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>>17897899

>> No.17897912

>>17897866
>“Currently, I am most worried about the U.S. It must isolate as many people as possible to buy time for preparations. Otherwise, it can end up in a situation where 20,000 infected people will descend on the nearest hospital at the same time and the healthcare system will collapse.”
kek

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why shouldn't I buy boeing stocks in the incoming weeks?
also, anyone from chile or latin america? how do you buy stocks?

>> No.17897919

>>17897863
Why are we going to crab? Vix slightly up and futures of indices down.

DRILL

>> No.17897921

Maybe i'm retarded but I don't see where one can sell an option on Robinhood's webpage. The app makes it obvious, but the web is kind of a mess.

>> No.17897924

>>17897902
Yes q1 will prolly look bad and hurt sto k

But u have a battery day.pump to dodge

Elon is smart as fuck and wants to rip bear face off and already did

Watch out

>> No.17897925

S&P diamond support at 2400

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>>17897899
A shit ton of trannies

>> No.17897944

>>17897913
They are going to 0 anon stay the fuck away from them.

>> No.17897947

>>17897863
I need to learn how to crab profit, sounds like expert mode.

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>>17897938

>> No.17897957

>>17897803

It's just risky. If the market keeps going at the current rate, which is how options look like they're pricing, it'll be worse than the great depression in a few weeks.

Way OTM puts are basically betting on the worst/fastest financial crass in human history over less than 100 deaths.

Eventually the crash will get to retarded and all the cash from the buffets et al will flood in. I'd say if you're a bear wait till next week and buy short term puts which you can double up on during spikes of bad sentiment over virus news, but by 4/1 its probably over, we'll have priced in the death of the human race by thenat the current rate.

>> No.17897960

>>17897925
They used to say that at 250

>> No.17897962

>>17897924
Elon, quit posting on 4chan and get back to work
I want the CYBERTRUCK hitting the assembly lines by June

>> No.17897965

>>17897944

trump already said they will bailout the airlines lol. boeing specifically is also a huge player in the military industrial complex. they will be fine

>> No.17897968

this market has more dead cat bounces than fucking Schrodinger's cat

we're fucked, bros

>> No.17897970

>>17897777
Nice quads.

My thesis is that the market will continue to go down while the panic from the virus( and the liquidity/solvency issues it might cause) continue to rise. I don't know on what day or week this will occur on, I just know it will roughly correlate with the pace of increased societal disruption. I'm rolling high volume OTM index ETF puts (SPY, IWM, DIA) roughly a month out. My next target is 2340 (DEC 2018 lows), and if that breaks, my following target is 2128 and if that breaks, we could see 1600-1800. Once the market is down over 50% from ATHs, I will transition from rolling puts to purchasing dividend and dividend growth stocks with strong balance sheets.

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>>17897938
Bro how is that attractive?

> fake ass
> manly hips
> man hands
> disgusting face

>> No.17897986

>>17897957
Yeah, I won't be playing options the whole way down, but I'll probably wait a bit before I load up on shares.

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>>17897938
Uh hello base department anon here

>> No.17897994

>>17897944
are they? just like GM did in ~2009, right?

>>17897913
another question: how do you use Robinhood from outside the US?

>> No.17897995

>>17897944
I'm not saying invest in them but you're delusional if you dont think they would get bailed out. The military contracts and sheer amount of unemployed people it would create would be enough to get bailed out

>> No.17898000

Elon Musk is just omega butthurt that he isn't going to make his hyper aggressive stock performance incentives because of the chinky flu.

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I heard a rumor from my friend who works in finance at GE. According to him he overheard several executives discussing the fact that the very concept of a central bank controlling an economy through manipulation of a fiat currency was inherently flawed and nonsensical, and was implemented to maintain a charade that has been going on since the Nixon administration. Apparently not only America but the everyone modern world as we know it is built on sand, and we have distorted and destroyed our world in a maniacle lust for power. To right the wrong will cost billions of lives and reshape human history.
He also said to just hold until April, then sell before the "Winter Crisis" starts. He said you'll know it when you see it?

>> No.17898008

>>17897870
>t. 43y/o divorcee holding heavy ass XOM bags kek

>> No.17898014

>>17898004
how do i long sand
invest in glass companies?

>> No.17898032

I mean c'mon late night /smg/
https://youtu.be/KBMO_4Nj4HQ

>> No.17898034

>>17897849
yep. also, pretty near 10% dividend at these prices.

>> No.17898035

My dad works at Boeing and he says to buy the dip it's just the chinky flu who cares if some smoker lung boomer dies.

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>>17897965
You got some sauce for that pasta anon>>17897977
That's a man anon only weird people with that fetish fine them attractive the true man of culture loves tomboys/wheyfu

>> No.17898049

>>17898004
Do you really want to take advice from someone that does finance at GE?

>> No.17898053

>>17897836
You think 950 counted as actual valuation. Everything from there to 300 was based on nothing. The real drop has just begun. Enjoy it.

Tomorrow will be the 'Red Wedding' for $TSLA.

>> No.17898061

>>17897968
There's 11+ years of dead cats to get through.

>> No.17898063

>>17898014
A lot of sand will become glass where we are going

>>17898049
Good point

>> No.17898070

>>17898034
Don't rely on dividends, those are gonna get cut.

>> No.17898106

wew late night /smg/ becomes /b/ cesspool

>> No.17898109

>>17897995
You got a good point shorting them would be the choice but putting money anywhere close to them this month would be just burning it

>> No.17898113

>>17898106
This is now a celeb thread.

>> No.17898125

>>17898106
Fuckin off-country see speculation

>> No.17898126

>>17897986

I agree with you. I'm not loading up either yet, except on oil, but that's due to it basically being as low as it could possibly go.

No one who like me thinks the CIA is probably going to remove MbS or bail out oil rather than give up US energy security/bargaining power is going to panic sell below 20% of their previous worth at this point. it is all longmen like me.

Stonks like BA, banks, cruise lines, these still have their fare share of opportunistic panic buyers/sellers to be eliminated before they may hit bottom.

My only position other than oil is to way OTM put the SPXS bear shares, since it will go down regardless with time of the market is flat, they were underpriced, and if there is a rally on the senate bill I'll make tons even if I get .40 cents for them.

>> No.17898130

>>17898070
ok say they cut them in half. 5% dividend.

also, the CEO said they'd cut CapEx before dividends for XOM. And they haven't even considered cutting CapEx yet.

XOM is going to batten down the hatches and ride this out. Cut in dividends - definitely on the table. But - say they cut them. 1) who cares? it's still 5% even if they cut them in half, 2) the CEO is trying not to do that, and 3) they aren't going to stay cut in half forever.

in my opinion XOM is a world class buy right now. i'm in, bigtime. gonna average down over the next 2 months.

>> No.17898131

This is the opportunity of a lifetime!!!

Might pull some equity out of some rental properties to put in the market in a few months.. this is incredible

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>>17897673
>>17897858
The majority of money in the market is handled by the minority of investors, what does it matter what the majority realizes?

>>17897858
>I told all my close family this and I try to judge how they'll survive. None of them are ready
I know this is serious and I still don't know how I'm going to survive... I guess protein bars and canned beans will last me for a while, and we're ordering more food...

But if we get a Greater Depression? I've got no skills or experience or jack shit. Hard times are here and I'm still too goddamned soft.

Almost want to buy a gun in commiefornia but I'm less worried about having my money taken than I am about never being able to make any money.

>> No.17898142

>>17898113
And will be you first purchase as a white millionaire?

>> No.17898146

>>17898131
Kys faggot

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Come here /smg/

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>>17897899
>She's more boob than woman now

>> No.17898159

>>17898131
fuck off trip faggot

>> No.17898160

>>17898014
>long sand

the real question is how do you long schizo drugs, all this stress is really bring out the worst in the schizoposters

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>>17898159
>>17898146
ok

>> No.17898168

>>17897962
Ellen is hard working, let him blow off some steam.

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>>17898159
based

also re: futures

>> No.17898190

>>17898164
desu im surprised you haven't tho after loosing everything in SNSS, since you and SNSS anon are the same person.

It'll get better man. but I think it's time to take the l and leave tables b4 you loose all your money on your penny pharma trash/

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>>17897655
>>17897675
Amazing, thankyou very much.

>> No.17898206

https://youtu.be/2ZC2UelHREA who else drunk? Dow -20k manana

>> No.17898207

Why do stocks when you could buy WTI crude oil for 25$ a barrel, the cheapest it's ever been

>> No.17898211

>>17898164
What are you still posting for? You have a suicide to commit.
Don't come back until you're done with that.

>> No.17898218

>>17897673
>The majority of the population doesn't realize a recession is coming. We still have a long way to go.

20% of U.S. households have reported unemployment or hours cut due to COVID-19. Stock drops, unemployment websites breaking down, mass layoffs, COVID-19 have been top headlines for the past week. Grocery stores cleared out due to prepping, hardly anyone going to fast food and cafes.

The people can smell the shit in the air. It's the market that is behind the people. We still aren't trading at valuations remotely reasonable in a recession on many, many companies.

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Has anyone recently taken a step back and realized just how crazy this whole thing is? Like less then three weeks ago everything was the same, boring and comfortable. Nothing crazy was happening around the world and then all of a sudden the entire fucking world seems like it's falling apart.

Shit's really starting to get to me.

>> No.17898233

>>17898207

where tf am i gonna put all that oil man

think sometime

>> No.17898236

>>17898218
Wrong wrong Wong

Listen. This flu thing will be over soon. We got company’s down 90 percent that will go X5 in a few weeks

>> No.17898237

>>17898198
Check with your brokerage. They may exercise the put option on your behalf at your request or when the option expires, depending on their policies.

>>17898222
Buy puts and you'll be fine either way.

>> No.17898239

>>17897115
Boris's solution to corona is the opposite of the rest of the world; let that shit spread so everyone dies all at once. Sure It'll kill like 5-10% of the population but they'll be over the infection in like ttree months once literally every brit has caught it. Don't flatten the curve, SPIKE THAT PEAK!

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>2393 is the limit down
SOON

>> No.17898251

>Disney still at 91
bros.. I dont get it
How?

>> No.17898255

>>17898218
>priced in

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what if this lasts 2 years

>> No.17898257

>>17898218
Poll from Monday:

In today's poll, which was completed before the stock market plummeted Monday morning, voters remain positive about the U.S. economy as 66 percent of voters describe the U.S. economy as excellent or good. That compares to 70 percent who responded the same way on February 10th.

Despite that positive view, 57 percent of voters say it's very or somewhat likely that there will be an economic recession in the next year, and 39 percent say it's not so likely or not likely at all. This is little changed from voters who said 56 - 37 percent that a recession was very or somewhat likely in October 2019.

>> No.17898259

>>17898251
People are buying subscriptions to their streaming service I guess.

>> No.17898265

>>17898251
desperate boomers who think their streaming is going to turn a miracle for them

>> No.17898269

>>17898222
Yeah I know what you mean in my city they finally closed all my gyms which threw me for a loop and started to make me think it's going to get a lot more worst yeet Boyz

>> No.17898272

>>17898053
I was shorting above 750...

enjoy shorting it at lows.

>> No.17898273

>>17898251
i have no fucking idea

>> No.17898281

>>17898251
leisure and entertainment will be the last thing people do when things normalize in 3months

>> No.17898283

>>17898244
why isn't it going through 2400 yet!!!!!

>> No.17898285

>>17898239
>everyone dies all at once

The government murdering your parents and grandparents for the sake of stock valuations? Just part and parcel.

>> No.17898297

>>17898222
>three weeks ago
no it started in late january

Also it's not crazy. People have been talking about pandemics and they happen all the fucking time, multiple times this century and 1918 was far worse.

>> No.17898305

>>17898251
Don't worry they will come down to 80s if this continues just hold on

>> No.17898312

Anyone seen this yet? time to buy cheap calls?
https://twitter.com/RiganoESQ/status/1239780304082124800

>> No.17898313

any optimistfags around?
i literally can't see any point in investing right now when it's like day 2 of quarantine your ass.
will this actually get better in 2 weeks? this shit is disrupting businesses so much there's now way DOW won't go below 18k, at least from my pov

>> No.17898315

>>17898239
>>17898285
The most vulnerable places are cities. London is less than 40% British. The man is a fucking genius.

>> No.17898322

>>17898272
>I was shorting above 750...

That's a Jewish power play. Based. But puts will only begin to carry real risk when we hit ~$200 levels.

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WGmHERE ARE THE TRIPFAG FAGGOTS?
https://youtu.be/-NixrJlOCaA

>> No.17898328

>>17898239
Sounds based and libertarian

A good culling.

I would agree with Boris. Lay out the facts. Let people fend for themselves and decide.

When everyone decides to party, shop, have tea together with their grandparents and people are dying in streets you just haul them off

Then in a month it's over and you get on with it.

>> No.17898332

>>17898233
Buy derivatives on oil man, long calls

>> No.17898342

>>17898322
I already covered, multiple times. I would never short tsla an extended time with how unpredictable it is.

The crazy people are the ones who buy above 750 or short under 450.

If you have been following tesla you know traders win and the bulls/bears get assfucked

>> No.17898346

>>17898222
Are you fairly young? Early 20s maybe? This is kinda how it goes. One day fine and boring, next day shit is seven layers of fucked.

>> No.17898348

>>17898239
>>17898315
>>17898328
truly based.

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/smg/frens... I don't know if I did good. This has a lot more chinese shit exposure than I realized, and I don't expect amazon to keep dumping. I misunderstood that article about amazon shipments as a bad thing.

$1000 of free money means another boost of consumer discretionary spending.

>>17897737
he came across like he didn't care and only wanted to push UBI and had no other platform, and wasn't eager to speak up.

>>17898251
Maybe because it's one stock that people can trust will survive this?

D-d-d-o I dump my last share? Got rid of the rest 118-128 or so.

>> No.17898375

>>17897970
oh god. buy signal right here mates.

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>>17898283
soon...

>> No.17898380

>>17898348
Exactly

Keeping 30% of market valuation and all those small businesses alive is worth the deaths.

Just fucking nut up. I wish UK would set an example. Tell it to people straight, set up tents for the dying, and let it happen.

>> No.17898386

night night

>> No.17898391

>>17898283
ADAMANTIUM support

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>>17898346
This guy gets it. Once you've been through one crisis, the next is really just par for the course. People have been going through trials and tribulations since the dawn of mankind.

>> No.17898401

>>17898237
I'm too much of a pussy and stare at charts all day but never put any money in
>>17898346
I'm 28

>> No.17898403

>>17898346
Haven't remembered anything like this since 9/11 and I was only 10. This is like a mix of that and 08 crash.

>> No.17898412

>>17898365
>he came across like he didn't care and only wanted to push UBI and had no other platform, and wasn't eager to speak up.
Anyone who unironically supports that is 100% establishment shill. CEOs make their money off their shares/dividends of the company they run because it's taxed less than a salary, and it's actually illegal for CEOs to give themselves unreasonably low salaries so they could pay less taxes. I don't know how Zuckerberg gets away with paying himself $1.

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>>17897866

>> No.17898414

>>17898239
>Kills the remaining white people
>Britain will only be black and brown people

>> No.17898420

Sup faggots, should I buy OIL? seem like the saudis are going to cut a deal with blumpf or the russians to raise oil prices in the next months.

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>>17898313
so just buy the dip now and double down when the dow hits 18.999k. I fail to see the issue. risk reward is good right now

>> No.17898428

>>17898399
>>17898346
The future more of this shit will happen.

CRISPR is a ticking time bomb, not to mention whatever weird shit AI brings about.

As we interconnect more and more and have more power via AI or shit like CRISPR more shit is inevitable.

Cabin preppers are based.

>> No.17898433

New:
>>17898429
>>17898429
>>17898429
>>17898429

>> No.17898438

>>17898414
See >>17898315

>> No.17898441

>>17898342
>short under 450
>crazy

Car company in a recession. At the end of the day nobody wants to touch that toxic waste. It will fall to (at least) pre-bubble levels of $200 - $300 and slowly increase through the next several years of modest growth. It sucks, because it's a very very good company, and Musk has already had to weather one recession, but market conditions what they are there are no more freebies of enhanced valuation without enhanced fundamentals.

>> No.17898452

>>17898313
I'm beyond bullish as fuck, much more than in Early Feb when we hit ATH after ATH, I was actually super bearish then.

It's hard to have a buy low sell high mindset I guess? I dunno, people are just fucking moronic and trying to go all in with puts at dow 2100.

>> No.17898453

>>17898441
>very very good company
lmfao

>> No.17898458

>>17898412
Didn't he step down as the CEO because he was also the chairman? Maybe chairmans can make $1.

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God damn it are MCD and MRK going to keep going down... fuck. I didn't want to sell at a 25% loss today but that pump might've been my best shot.


>>17898222
checked
>>17898297
this.

I got lulled into a false sense of security. Months ago I was saying "if this causes a lot of pneumonia, couldn't it shorten the average lifespan dramatically?" The medfags on here saying nothing burger sounded believable, especially with the market flying high and everyone ignoring it but Cramer. And he never really said it would be THIS bad.

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>>17898399
>>17898401
>>17898403
I guess it's partly because of the absolute state of my family when I was growing up. Not a comfy household. It gave me a fairly high tolerance for madness. Economic shit is kinda tame in comparison. I was 18 in 2001. And the oil crash caused a local depression, dealt with that too. Lots of stuff.

>> No.17898499

>>17898313
Find companies that thrive in this environment. This week I'm going to be acquiring shares in companies that do food delivery services. I was acquiring firearms companies last week. Bio/pharma the week before.

>> No.17898506

>>17898465
You'll be alright mate. Though you probably know this, you're fields ahead of normies at the moment.

>> No.17898535

>>17897892
you got a buy level for old mac donald?

>> No.17899095

>someone on r/wsb just bought 450k in puts for SPY
Going to be fucking hilarious if they POMP it and he loses everything

>> No.17899216

>>17899095
You have to glow black

>> No.17899340

>>17899095
So much this >>17899216
Do you go there and say
>hey guys /biz/ is bullish today!
>Look at this ebic frog meme they made
You should get shot for every one of those idiots you drag here asking "guys what is a put??? What is a good stock to buy?? why am i getting a margin call?"