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[Anonymous No.17895259]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Zoooomers lose again!!

[Anonymous No.17895342]

>Literally reaching Great Depression levels of unemployment without a Dust Bowl to justify it

Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.17895390]

>>17895259
>lose
There's nothing to lose retard, everyone wants a level playing field considering regular people have fuck all anywany

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.17895431]

>>17895259
> tfw holding a nice chunk of linkies.
I didn't lose a thing nigga!! Fucking boomer I will be paying your grandchildren to lick my feet for a living in the up coming greater depression!!

[Anonymous No.17895441]

>>17895390
They have a lot to lose

[Anonymous No.17895446]

>>17895342
that's the house of cards we live on

[Anonymous No.17895471]

>>17895342
Pandemic is worse than the dust bowl

[Anonymous No.17895498]

>>17895441
Most zoomers live paycheck to paycheck doing a job they hate working for a house they'll never afford. An economic recession is a godsend for anyone who wants to actually buy a house in this lifetime.

[Anonymous No.17895501]

>>17895259
Making your minions lie to get your way

[Anonymous No.17895516]

>>17895342
Service jobs are a luxury

The foundation of civilization is agriculture, manufacturing, and utilities

[Anonymous No.17895524]

>>17895259
>20%
That's a joke, right? What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.17895532]

>>17895259
Zoomers are fine, millenials are fucked for good though

[Anonymous No.17895544]

>>17895441
lmao boomers have everything to lose. we have nothing except internet meme coins

[Anonymous No.17895555]

>>17895259
20% unemployment will devastate the country. At that level mass rioting will happen.

[Anonymous No.17895610]

>>17895342
>Dust Bowl
We got global warming though. Sure we will get some severe weather soon to devastate.

[Anonymous No.17895632]

>be born in 1996

Not sure if millennial, zoomer, or the sweet spot

[Anonymous No.17895653]

>>17895342
Peak retardacy

[Anonymous No.17895658]

>>17895632
Definitely a zoomer

[Anonymous No.17895678]

>>17895632
Zoomer, most agree that 1995 was the final year for millenials.

[Anonymous No.17895699]

>>17895658
>>17895678

Sick. I’m the first of my kind. And the first not to be completely fucked

[Anonymous No.17895700]

>>17895342

>without a Dust Bowl to justify it

bro has no one told you about the pandemic

[Anonymous No.17895715]

>>17895498
And guess who owns their rental properties? hahahah fuck you kids.

[Anonymous No.17895726]

>>17895555
Checked

[Anonymous No.17895752]

How are you going to do gigs if everything is quarantined?

[Anonymous No.17895775]

>>17895632
Same here bro. I got laid off Friday. At this rate we'll be sleeping in refrigerator boxes by June

[Anonymous No.17895820]

>>17895715
And they’re dying...

[Anonymous No.17895842]

>>17895775
I’m sorry to hear that fellow ‘96 brah.

Also just checked. We’re the last millennials

[Anonymous No.17895853]

Hi, I'm John Doe. I'll be your mugger tonight. First off, could you turn out your pockets? I'll also need your wallet and cell phone.

[Anonymous No.17895877]

>>17895259
meanwhile china is already 100% back to work....how is that possible? shouldn't they be getting re-infected? doesnt that just prove the scam?

[Anonymous No.17895888]

>>17895632
Here's a nice litmus test to determine if you're a millennial or zoomer;

Tell us EXACTLY what you were up to during the day of 9/11.

[Anonymous No.17895891]

>>17895877

>Trusting any numbers out of China

[Anonymous No.17895894]

>>17895632
If you're old enough to remember the turn of the millennium, you're a millennial.

Not live through it, remember it.

[Anonymous No.17895916]

>>17895853
Bitch you can't mug someone in quarantine.

You rob them.

[Anonymous No.17895927]

>>17895259
Im already unemployed for months, cant get a job, and have an utterly useless college degree.

Im starting to strongly consider not looking for a job anymore as ill likely have people with decades of experience as my comptetiors.

[Anonymous No.17895938]

>>17895853
Sorry but mugging is a nigger job. You'll have to go serial killer or get a real job like a white man.

[Anonymous No.17895959]

>>17895555
why do you think they are already floating the idea of sending out cash payments. placate the masses early.

[Anonymous No.17895978]

>>17895532
I got laid off last week, I'll probably just try to pay rent by doing shitty freelance gigs online... fuck this bullshit world

[Anonymous No.17895983]

>>17895700
The pandemic that is likely being used as
>a scapegoat (when comparing to all the other pandemics that happened in the 2000s)
Or
>possibility the virus was manipulated by human engineering and those high in government know something that hasnt been revealed to us by them thereby causing such reactions from the world governments

I heavily suspect they know something about this virus that is very critical and havent told us

[Anonymous No.17895989]

>>17895259
Maybe they should stop holding onto the MMT, which has proven four times in 50 years not to work, and try something new.

[Anonymous No.17895995]

>>17895877
negro it's fucking china, those fuckers would let 3/4 of their population die and at the same time tell everyone "all is well" just so they can churn out more knockoff iphones

[Anonymous No.17896009]

>>17895853
thanks, john

[Anonymous No.17896011]

this is a good thing for me as a neet. it will force the government to enact a ubi for a temporary amount of time until the economy recovers

[Anonymous No.17896036]

>>17895555
underrated quads of death

[Anonymous No.17896058]

>>17895516
Don't forget transportation, m8. How are the farmers gonna ship their food?

[Anonymous No.17896081]

>>17895259
When do the neet bucks start rolling in?

[Anonymous No.17896086]

>>17895726

>Stop your crying, its a waste of good suffering!

[Anonymous No.17896088]

>>17895501

[Anonymous No.17896122]

>>17895842
You are a zoomer cut off is 1995

[Anonymous No.17896131]

>>17895632
Definitely a zoomlenial

[Anonymous No.17896187]

>>17895555
No way. Americans are huge pussies. We'll boot-lick all attempts to squash riots.

[Anonymous No.17896267]

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/17/politics/steven-mnuchin-unemployment-warning-coronavirus/index.html

Please read the article, the headline OP posted is very obvious click bait.

[Anonymous No.17896390]

>>17895989
How did MMT get such a foothold anyway?

[Anonymous No.17896527]

You sound like a butt hurt Gen Xer o boomer.

[Anonymous No.17896533]

>>17896122
>>17895894
Sorry bros

[Anonymous No.17896577]

>>17896390
People in power realized they could use it to support their agenda (ex. trickle down economics). People like Bernie and AOC continue to support MMT to the highest degree. Heck, all [current] politicians love It because it gives them an excuse to spend.

[Anonymous No.17896621]

>>17896390
Politicians can give shit away without having to pay for it.

MMT killed the Roman empire and many Chinese dynasties.

[Anonymous No.17896651]

>Force everyone to close their businesses
>Wtf why is unemployment so high

I swear to fuck

[Anonymous No.17896684]

>>17896651

This dude. Why are we triggering a depression when we could just tell all boomers 70 and older to self quarantine themselves for a few months.

[Anonymous No.17896689]

>>17895259
Clickbait. Besides, just the restaurant/hospitality industry alone is about half that. With states shutting them down, it's kind of a "no shit sherlock" moment.

[Anonymous No.17896702]

>>17895820
Not soon enough

[Anonymous No.17896839]

>>17896651
Exactly lol

[Anonymous No.17896876]

>"could be" statement from bureaucrat resulting in the most inflammatory and fearmongering headlines possible

Look, if the 2nd Amendment can take an AWB, the 1st Amendment ought to get infringed on a little.

[Anonymous No.17896911]

1.) Die from Coronavirus
2.) Die broke in an alley from starvation
3.) Helium

I’m liking option 3

[Anonymous No.17896996]

>>17895555
it wont because of corona

[Anonymous No.17897066]

>>17895877
>trusting chinks

[Anonymous No.17897127]

>>17895555
We're already at 20-30% unemployment if you count welfare mommies

[Anonymous No.17897179]

>>17895983
permanent lung damage

[Anonymous No.17897194]

>>17895853
soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuS4d8oeECc

[Anonymous No.17897291]

>>17895555

Oh, this isn't good...

[Anonymous No.17897324]

There’s a big chance the system collapses this time, not trying to FUD

[Anonymous No.17897357]

>>17895888
i was at daycare, my parents picked me up, and then I remember watching CNN with them and the pentagon was burning

so where do I fall

[Anonymous No.17897403]

>>17895888
I was on a field trip to the Smithsonian. We turned around because the Pentagon was hit.
Went home and watched the towers collapse on TV (or a replay of it, can’t really remember I was 10.
NoVA bro here.

[Anonymous No.17897434]

>>17895888
Got Picked up from kindergarten early. My siblings and parents are on edge and I saw the planes hit the twin towers. I thought it was a boring action movie so I went upstairs and started playing Nintendo 64. I was a five-year-old at the time

>>17897403
Also a Novafag. Fairfax here

[Anonymous No.17897531]

>>17895888
Just turned 18. Was at work when the chatter started around the floor. I'm definitely a millennial, but at the old end of it.

[Anonymous No.17897638]

>>17895555
Good capitalism will die.

[Anonymous No.17897937]

>>17895888
I was playing with hotwheels and getting ready for school.

[Anonymous No.17897961]

>>17895259
STILL NEED MORE BROWN PEOPLE THOUGH!!

[Anonymous No.17897999]

>>17896684
>Why are we triggering a depression when we could just tell all boomers 70 and older to self quarantine themselves for a few months.

Because they are the economy.

[Anonymous No.17898011]

It's another Republican president creates an economic crisis and forces a Democratic president to clean up his mess like a jannie to only be bitched and moaned at by Republicans for not doing a good enough job of cleaning up the mess their guy made so they all vote for another idiot Republican that makes a mess of things again and the cycle repeats episode

[Anonymous No.17898036]

>>17898011
I only voted for this retard because Hillary was pro federal AWB. If Dems stopped fucking with gun laws they would sweep every election forever.

[Anonymous No.17898050]

>>17898036
lol, wasn't Trump the guy that said take the guns first due process second?

[Anonymous No.17898073]

>>17898011
I had no idea Republicans had such mastery over Nurgle's arts.

[Anonymous No.17898082]

Tilman Fertitta who owns like 50% of Houston and hundreds of restaurants in Texas just laid off 100% of his restaurant staff

[Anonymous No.17898095]

>>17898036
>If Dems stopped being openly anti white they would win every election until the end of time

[Anonymous No.17898101]

>>17895259
Were already there. Weve been there

[Anonymous No.17898121]

>>17895888
playing legos and looking at my dick

[Anonymous No.17898123]

>>17895390
>nothing to lose
What about personal freedom, social mobility, and access to all our needs and most of our wants?

[Anonymous No.17898135]

>>17898050
He has, but currently the only thing he's done to fuck gun owners is the bumpstock ban. The Dem's are talking about federal AWBs, mandatory buybacks and all sorts of fucktarded things though so I'm stuck with orangeman for the time being.

[Anonymous No.17898136]

>>17898011
It's another "things that didn't happen" episode, and it's a rerun.

[Anonymous No.17898153]

I quit a good paying job to take 5 years off to raise my children. I didn't want them in daycare.
Now I'll go from $80,000 to maybe delivering Amazon boxes if I'm lucky. Perfect timing

[Anonymous No.17898155]

>>17898095
As long as they fuck off guns I can take some anti-white racism.

[Anonymous No.17898174]

>>17895927
>people with experience as competitors
>so I just won’t try to get experience.
Setting yourself up for lifetime failure. Nice strategy

[Anonymous No.17898238]

>>17898155
IDK that's kind of fundamentally against what having a representative is.

[Anonymous No.17898268]

>>17898238
They are representing the future of America. Face it, white Americans are a dying breed. Just fuck off guns and I'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.17898274]

>>17895888
96 zoomer here, I have no fucking clue what I was doing on 9/11. No memory of it at all.

[Anonymous No.17898309]

>>17898274
'93 zoomer here. I also have no idea what I was doing on 9/11.

[Anonymous No.17898318]

>>17898174
Never heard of a catch 22, stupid? Idiot. I'm in the same boat as them only that I am underemployed instead of just unemployed. Employers HATE giving people chances.

[Anonymous No.17898372]

>>17898268
>white Americans are a dying breed
Largely because people roll over on the idea of representatives wanting to replace them.
We aren't a dying breed, we are only slightly below replacement and with the coming automation that isn't exactly the worst thing.
There's nothing worse than someone who will allow their replacement just because "I've got mine, I don't care what they do just don't touch my x, y or z."

[Anonymous No.17898392]

>>17898372
I can't do shit about it except violently sperging out, which does more harm then good. So I'll continue doing nothing because anything else is a detriment to white identity, not a benefit.

[Anonymous No.17898419]

>>17898268
Not to mention
>Has a gun
>Still concerned about government interference
It's a tool you bought for a purpose and while I'd understand not wanting to use it, you can't just expect for them to stop calling your bluff forever.

[Anonymous No.17898457]

>>17895700
>the pandemic
might as well call every flu season pandemic season from now on

[Anonymous No.17898472]

>>17898372
Literally have sex incel.

[Anonymous No.17898479]

>>17898392
There's some truth to that.
That's pretty much ultimate cattle mode though.

[Anonymous No.17898551]

>>17898419
>>17898479
My guns are for personal defense against noggery and for the yoy of shooting sports, maybe hunting in the future. Not so I can end up like pic related.

[Anonymous No.17898553]

>>17898472
Ok
Now what?

[Anonymous No.17898582]

>>17895632
I was born 95, there's no consensus on that year. Either I'm the oldest possible zoomer or youngest possible millennial

[Anonymous No.17898610]

>>17895888
I was 4 and I remember. They took us out of school, and I told my parents the fireballs looked like popcorn since I couldn't conceptualize what an explosion was at that time. And my parents all got mad at me

[Anonymous No.17898623]

>>17898551
>As soon as they have a badge they aren't nignogs
Lol ok

[Anonymous No.17898639]

>>17895888
no memory

[Anonymous No.17898653]

>>17898623
Noggery comes in all sorts of forms anon.

[Anonymous No.17898708]

>>17895888
I was in 5th grade, someone in the class said a building was bombed and it made us all panic
They didn't let us out of school though
I came home to find out that my dad was stuck in some indeterminate place in an airplane or airport. He wasn't able to contact us till late that night.
I went to watch DBZ on cartoon Network but they, like every other station, were only playing the news.
I sat and watched for the whole half and hoped to see it switch back to toonami but it never did.

[Anonymous No.17898780]

>>17895259
>20% of boomers die
>20% unemployment

Actually... looks like zoomers win

[Anonymous No.17898880]

>>17895888
checked
i was 16 ditching school to play at the arcade, which was closed because of the shit happening. i didn't see the footage until i got home around 3:30

[Anonymous No.17898908]

>>17895516
This. Western (((service))) economies rely on the printing press and the petrodollar. Once those are no more the economy fucking TANKS.

[Anonymous No.17899127]

>>17895431
Based