/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17893477]

How will you spend your $1000 Trumpbux?

[Anonymous No.17893503]

are we confirmed for receiving assistance package?

[Anonymous No.17893505]

>>17893477
All of it on LINK. What else would anyone buy, anon? Food? Toilet paper? Nah, I already stocked enough for the apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.17893521]

>>17893477
Buy shitcoins, duuhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.17893528]

>>17893477
do ausfags also get $1000 :D

[Anonymous No.17893530]

is this real

are we really getting Trump(Yang)buckies? I need so bad

[Anonymous No.17893552]

>>17893503
It has to happen, people can't work. Trump backs it. I've been watching the press conferences. Happening.

[Anonymous No.17893650]

spy puts

[Anonymous No.17893661]

>>17893552
so no confirmation yet but definitely happening?

[Anonymous No.17893668]

>>17893477
Rumor is it won't happen now

[Anonymous No.17893682]

>>17893661
They're gang banging it out right now

[Anonymous No.17893707]

>>17893668
rumor from what fucking sources faggot

you can't just say this shit

[Anonymous No.17893719]

Do neets get it too?

[Anonymous No.17893730]

>>17893477
Guns, gold and BTC.

[Anonymous No.17893750]

>>17893661

>>17887155

If I saw this thread earlier, I wouldn't have made this one. Check it out.

[Anonymous No.17893856]

>>17893707
Heard that aswell, can`t take the dollar serious if everyone just gets 1000.

[Anonymous No.17893875]

>>17893856
the same shit happened with Bush except everyone got like $16,000

my boss described it as a crazy party week where fucking everything was packed

[Anonymous No.17893897]

>>17893719

Most likely had to have filed taxes in the past year, so no.

[Anonymous No.17893937]

>>17893661
Well it’s supported by the White House, the treasury secretary, many republicans including the senate majority leader who said they won’t recess until they hammer it out, and most of the democrats. If you follow American politics it’s rare to get such bipartisan support for anything, and when it does happen is usually one of the few times those retards actually get anything done. Further, all these people have come out publicly and told the American people they intend to give them money, not following through now would piss people off, especially with so many out of work/soon to be out of work. The exact amount they will give, and who they give it to(everyone? Only those who payed taxes last year? Only those who filed taxes last year? Etc) is still up in the air but I would be really surprised if most people don’t see a check of some kind in the next month. If anyone who actually follows things wants to chime in(in other words not someone just pulling shit out of their ass) feel free. I’m just not seeing any way this doesn’t happen right now.

[Anonymous No.17894054]

>>17893477
Are you guys actually getting that?

[Anonymous No.17894085]

>>17893937
Also, I’m not happy about our country going into more debt for this, and would prefer they didn’t do it, but I’m happy I’m actually seeing some of this bailout instead of it all going to the banks or the airlines or whoever, so I’ll take my 1k happily since it’s happening regardless of what I think. Also, the people who say everyone getting a grand will trigger hyperinflation and a loaf of bread will cost 1k are certified retards. Did everyone forget that not that long ago bush did basically exactly this, only it was only around half this? And that literally nothing happened to prices? This is 1k to everyone not 100k. Any price increases will be minimal and will mostly be in areas where people don’t usually have money and spend it like retards. So yes I could imagine a shoe store not doing any sales on air Jordan’s in the ghetto where everyone there will blow their check on sneakers and electronics no matter the cost(and will brag about how much they spent), but in middle class areas this will not change anyone’s life or finances enough to allow any price gouging. My bank account will go from 100k to 101k, big whoop. If someone tries to charge extra for something I won’t buy it, my finances will not change and most people will be in similar situations. Why is math and economics so hard for the business and finance board.

[Anonymous No.17894148]

>>17894085
Cause most of /biz/ is brainwashed ausfags and libtards who believe in economic woowoo rather than the real economics that has allowed central banks to reduce the depth and frequency of recessions in the 20th and 21st centuries relative to the 18th and 19th. They have no historical economic knowledge and think 2008 was the end of the world.

[Anonymous No.17894382]

>>17894148
based

[Anonymous No.17894494]

>>17894148
Not to defend liberals but I really doubt it’s the “libtards” that believe this is going to cause hyperinflation. To be clear, I do think permanent ubi would have negative consequences. But a 1 time payment(or even a 2-3 time payment once per month until this crisis passes) is not going to crash the economy or cause hyperinflation or any of that. The biggest thing it will do is put our country in more debt, which is unfortunate. I can only conclude that much of this board is underage and doesn’t remember this has happened before. Poor retards spent it in about 5 seconds and were broke again, everyone else put it in the bank or invested it and life went on as usual with the US being in more debt.

[Anonymous No.17894556]

>>17893477
Escorts and chinese food

[Anonymous No.17894796]

>>17893477
help my mom pay for extra groceries and help with the bills

[Anonymous No.17894942]

>>17894796
Lawl. You think there's gonna be anything left in the grocery stores?

[Anonymous No.17895990]

>>17894942
Food production and supply lines are so far mostly not effected. So not him but yes there will be stuff in the stores. Panic buying can only cause temporary shortages.

[Anonymous No.17896019]

>>17893477
Doge

[Anonymous No.17896038]

>>17893477
4K anon! it's 4K. think positive and together we meme 4k into reality.

[Anonymous No.17896105]

>>17893477

[Anonymous No.17896180]

>>17894942
>Not living in Rural Land where you can buy food right off someone's farm

[Anonymous No.17896405]

>tfw haven't filed taxes in the last year
Hope you guys make good use of it.

[Anonymous No.17896418]

donate it to another country on twitch
if everyone does this, it will prevent inflation

[Anonymous No.17896459]

Whos getting it though? Every American citizen? Every american who did their taxes? What about neets who didnt do taxes?

[Anonymous No.17896505]

>>17893477
Online Roulette and Sports Betting probably.

Might throw $500 in Boeing.

[Anonymous No.17896659]

>>17896459
Sounds like everyone who filed taxes last year. Married couples should only get 1, and for every kid they should get -100 dollars, which should be sent to everyone without kids. Really sick of paying for other people’s hell spawn. If you actually look up how much of your money goes to supporting other retards dumbass children you would throw up. People that make responsible decisions should be rewarded for once. Actually people with kids should get nothing, with their share distributed among those that don’t. Childless people need the money the most from all the money we spend on other people’s retard kids.

[Anonymous No.17896683]

>>17893477
its going to be 4000, not 1000.

And im just gonna buy some bsv and spend them later if needed

[Anonymous No.17896730]

>>17893856
even if 350,000,000 americans got 1000 dollars it would only cost the us 350,000,000,000 which in the grand scheme of things is probably not that much, especially since nowhere near that number is going to be met, probably closer to 100,000,000, so maybe around 100,000,000,000

[Anonymous No.17896754]

>>17893937
It's HILARIOUS how ubi was seen as shit until a republican wants it LOL. Republicans are fucking idiots

[Anonymous No.17896761]

>>17893528
>australian government
>helping aussies in anyway
I hope you dont live in melb or syd

[Anonymous No.17896842]

>>17896754
To be fair if the stock market wasn't tanking most Republicans wouldn't support this stimulus package. They just want their precious stocks to tank slower and don't give a shit about the wellness of other people other than themselves.

[Anonymous No.17896865]

>>17893505
60/40 LINK/brandy
i'm gonna get some real good fucking brandy

[Anonymous No.17896946]

>>17896865
Good move

[Anonymous No.17896962]

>>17896754

It’s a one time thing you dolt, not a permanent program. It only makes sense since the government is forcing people out of work for the time being.

[Anonymous No.17896973]

Trip to Thailand for sex

[Anonymous No.17896989]

Between this and unemployment I can just barely make my bills.

[Anonymous No.17897002]

>>17896038
Instantly buy link tezos and btc

[Anonymous No.17897004]

>>17896505
What a waste. You should go all in on Gamestop. No one can beat this dividend yield!!!

[Anonymous No.17897023]

>>17896989

You are supposed to, at the very least, have 5 months worth of expenses saved in your bank account retard

[Anonymous No.17897048]

>>17897004
Why would I put money in a dying company?

[Anonymous No.17897084]

>>17893477
I will unironically buy link.

[Anonymous No.17897118]

>>17893477
Link. All in.

[Anonymous No.17897126]

>>17896754
>>17896842
Are you people retarded or what?

[Anonymous No.17897146]

>>17897048
based and fordpilled

[Anonymous No.17897188]

>>17897023
>You are supposed to, at the very least, have 5 months worth of expenses saved in your bank account retard

[Anonymous No.17897950]

>>17896842
yep
>>17896962
still ubi, dumbass retard. Doesnt matter how you spin it, jackass

>>17897126
Says the guy with the most generic response LMFAO. You republicans can't think of coherent arguments.

[Anonymous No.17897973]

>>17897188
how much is that in weed if u smoke like 10 joints a day?

[Anonymous No.17898291]

I will buy one (1) LINK

[Anonymous No.17898349]

[Anonymous No.17899425]

1000 cups of coffee

[Anonymous No.17899430]

>>17893477
How do I cash the check if I have to leave my house. Won't everyone be cashing them at once

[Anonymous No.17899514]

>>17893528
Probably about the same chance as bongs do, ie 0.0001%
Even then it would probably only apply to wagies, NEETs are shit out of luck.

[Anonymous No.17899523]

>>17893477
Donate 2 Israel

[Anonymous No.17899566]

so im guessing they'll be handing out checks at the border and in san Francisco? surely those cardboard boxes and hillside tents dont have USPS registered addresses..?

[Anonymous No.17899583]

>>17894148
>reduce depth of recessions
>entire economic system collapse
Pick one

[Anonymous No.17899600]

how do you actually get the check? is this gonna be one of those things where single white guys get nothing?

[Anonymous No.17900211]

>>17893528
Scotty from marketing announced 750 bucks for NEETs last week.

Small business owners can apply for it to help finance keeping their wagies employed.

[Anonymous No.17900325]

>>17893477
All in Kleros

[Anonymous No.17900364]

>>17899600

if anything, only the single white guys will get it.

[Anonymous No.17900381]

>>17893875
Wait, what??

>Tfw shorted $15k

[Anonymous No.17900407]

>>17894085
Supposedly M2 money is about $10.5 trillion. So $1k a person would be around 3% inflation. If you have $33,000ish your value is breaking even, since your $33,000 is worth around $32,000 after stimulus inflation + $1,000.
If you have over $33,000, this is technically a bad thing for you.

[Anonymous No.17900424]

>>17900407
Turns out M2 is $15.5Trillion

My numbers are therefore way off.
2% inflation.
Breakeven is $50,000.
If you have more than that, this $1,000 is technically bad for you.

[Anonymous No.17900428]

I'll decide when I get my money.

[Anonymous No.17900526]

I'm buying this.

>>17900407
>>17900424
oh look a fucking moron

[Anonymous No.17900532]

>>17900526
bassed

[Anonymous No.17900581]

>>17900532
With some of the cash I got out of VIX I put a deposit on this bad motherfucker, too.

[Anonymous No.17900670]

>>17893477
i'm going to go pay other people's various forms of taxes and see what happens. whomever lets me

[Anonymous No.17900712]

>>17893477
Gold.
It's what the US government owes me anyways.

[Anonymous No.17900724]

>>17896973
Where are you from?

[Anonymous No.17900749]

>>17899600
deposit from the bank

[Anonymous No.17900836]

Once they pass this bill, society is changed forever. Even if they get the virus under control and the economy starts to working towards recovery, there's no way they're going to revoke the gibs. Republicans have an incentive to pass something for muh reelection and Democrats can NOT take it back. Once we all get the gibs and start to enjoy the benefits it's going to stay that way forever.

[Anonymous No.17900933]

Throwing it in OGN dips
While mining ZANO, so a part will be paying electricity bzzzzzzzz

[Anonymous No.17901060]

>>17893477
Dogecoin Oh wow.

[Anonymous No.17901114]

Throw into a blue chip mutual fund or small cap aggressive mutual fund i.e. "emerging market" once the market starts to correct

[Anonymous No.17901146]

>>17899600
>is this gonna be one of those things where single white guys get nothing?
If the certain retards in congress get their way they will "means test" it which means almost nobody can get it and those who do will get it three months from now at the earliest after bureaucracy.

[Anonymous No.17901166]

>>17893477
Unironically, I'm going to dump it on those shitty chink import companies (aliexpress, gearbest, banggood, etc.) $1000 buys a lot of fun garbage and the fun is over in the US.

I've already started.

[Anonymous No.17902446]

>>17894085
I'm not American but is there a way for inflation to hit the dollar when the US military is stronger than the rest of the world mlitaries combined? Am I brainlet for thinking this?

[Anonymous No.17902626]

>>17895990
They are effected, mostly from people panic buying two weeks straight. Every morning all the bread and meats are gone and as of now there’s a day gap where the shelves are bare before we get a the next delivery. Even then they’re getting smaller even though we order more.

[Anonymous No.17902769]

>>17893477
New gaming PC. Already picking out the parts on Newegg

[Anonymous No.17902924]

>>17893477
They will be worth $900 before you get them in the mail.
They will be worth $800 before you put your coat on.
4700 before you find your car keys.
$600 before you open your car door.
$50 before you make yourself to mcdonalds.
$5 before you get yourself in the back of the line.
$2 before you get in front of the line.
$1 after you've made your order, your order is being prepared right now
Sadly, McDonald's will have shutdown before you get your tendies.

[Anonymous No.17902940]

>>17893477
$1000 EOY meme has come sooner than expected. We're getting $1000 EOM. This is the power of positive thought. We did it /biz/!

[Anonymous No.17904048]

Is it too late for me to file my tax returns ($0), NEETbros?

[Anonymous No.17904171]

>>17902924
So the plan is to spend it before I find my car keys? Thanks for the advice.

[Anonymous No.17904173]

how do I qualify? Is it based on age, or taxes?

[Anonymous No.17904249]

>>17893477
It's going into a savings account and then towards cheap real estate this summer after the boomers die and all their properties flood the market.

I was done with stocks 6 months ago before this crash happened. I'm going to become a real estate mogul now. Like Trump

[Anonymous No.17904325]

probably buy a stick of gum since the USD is going to be worth less than shit tickets by the time the orange grifter puts it in my account.

[Anonymous No.17904361]

real Americans will put it into American stocks

[Anonymous No.17904388]

>>17893477

i'll put it in my savings account and continue to consume as little as possible

[Anonymous No.17904472]

>>17896405
Just file it right now dude

[Anonymous No.17904490]

>>17893477
The /biz/ discord is discordgg xFuuSTZ

We got 600 members and are growing, get in here bros

[Anonymous No.17904648]

>>17893477
Ammo

[Anonymous No.17904700]

>>17896459
neets dont get shit

[Anonymous No.17905144]

>>17904700
neets get triple now

[Anonymous No.17905170]

>>17904472
Even if I have $0 income? I'll shamefully admit this is my first time filing tax returns... but that money could be really helpful.

[Anonymous No.17905354]

>>17905170
Yes you will just get zero returns but at least you’ll be in the IRS’s books, I think... Of course they might factor in other things when giving the virus relief.

[Anonymous No.17905640]

>>17895990
Mississippi fag here. Major produce exporter in the states. Almost all of our shelves are empty. Saw someone get in a fight over a pack of chicken breasts late last night

[Anonymous No.17905700]

Based trump uniting the nation by making it possible for every American to afford both next gen consoles, eliminating console wars

[Anonymous No.17905727]

>>17893477

I will buy 1 loaf of bread

[Anonymous No.17905802]

>>17893477
Going to send it to my favorite streamer maybe she will say my name on stream

[Anonymous No.17905824]

>>17905354
Thanks for the advice, anon.

[Anonymous No.17906612]

>>17893477

Im a Eurofag, i would unironically just buy Stonks with it

[Anonymous No.17907520]

>>17894494
This won't cause inflation but inflation is likely to happen nonetheless. It would probably be best to invest that 1000 in an asset rather then let it depreciate in a bank.

[Anonymous No.17907672]

>>17893530
Onlyi if you declared atleast $3k in 2019.

[Anonymous No.17907715]

>>17893477
Save it

[Anonymous No.17907761]

You will all spend it on rent when your landlords raise it to take your free money lmao

[Anonymous No.17907865]

>>17893477
rope

[Anonymous No.17907915]

immediately invest it in what will inflate the most

[Anonymous No.17908245]

>>17893477
I will buy one whole LINK.

[Anonymous No.17908601]

>>17907672
That would make no sense at all. It's supposed to be for people that need money now because they lost their jobs NOW. You obviously didn't read the bill either, so far it says ALL adult americans over the age of 18. Stop spreading false information, neets will get money too

[Anonymous No.17908645]

will probably use it to pay off my car loan.
then take the money I would have used for the car loan and spend it on escorts

[Anonymous No.17908662]

>>17895990
>supply lines are so far mostly not effected
I'm a part of the supply chain and we are absolutely rationing

[Anonymous No.17910646]

>>17902940
So comfy

[Anonymous No.17910750]

Honesty? Pizza

[Anonymous No.17911277]

can of bebsi or mcdouble since that's what you will be able to buy with 1000USD by the time it comes

[Anonymous No.17911284]

>>17893477
pay my taxes then all in BTC

[Schiff Will Win !!L6zziHG8/KZ No.17911395]

>>17893856
kek they're pumping $1 trillion a day into the markets 350 billion is peanuts

[Anonymous No.17911402]

>>17893477
silver's starting to look like a good buy

has the potential to both appreciate in value and serve as a hedge against inflation

[Anonymous No.17911454]

>>17911402
retard here, why silver and not gold?

[Anonymous No.17911468]

>>17893477
I will immediately market buy ChainLink

[Anonymous No.17911493]

I'm supposed to be going on a honey moon in May. My money is due tomorrow. $4500. Should I cancel? I feel like that's too much to spend on the threat of a recession

[Anonymous No.17911500]

Probably a bunch of blue chip shit that I wouldn't spend my own money on

[Anonymous No.17911573]

>>17893528
I’ll buy a beer and pour one out for you south side brother

[Anonymous No.17911588]

>>17893937
yeah they cant back out now. Ive already heard a few normies whining that its ONLY $1000. If they dont follow through theres gonna be wagie riots.

[Anonymous No.17911624]

>>17911402
are metals going to keep getting slammed because of brr? Why do you think now is buy time?

[Anonymous No.17911693]

>>17911454
gold still has a long way to come down in terms of price

i mean, gold *might* be a better hedge against inflation than silver and be more likely to be recognized as a currency during a collapse but it still has a long way to come down in price

the fact that silver has been as high as $50 makes me want to speculate in it

[Anonymous No.17911730]

>>17911624
>Why do you think now is buy time?
I didn't say that. I'm still watching and waiting.

[Anonymous No.17911791]

>>17911693
>>17911730
makes sense, thanks for insight. I've been keeping an uneducated eye on this. Are you targeting physical, paper or a mix when you do decide?

I'm getting concerned about anything paper at this point

[Anonymous No.17911965]

>>17911791
I went with physical silver when I bought back in 2016. Paid $1.60 on top of spot at a local store. 1 oz rounds didn't cost me any more than larger ingots. I honestly should have bought strictly rounds.

[Anonymous No.17912064]

do permanent residents get gibs?

my wife is german but we file taxes together and she's got a green card

i need more free money pls

[Anonymous No.17912093]

Bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.17912220]

>>17911493
I'm in a similar situation with an engagement ring. I have the money ready to go, obviously more savings besides that, and a seemingly stable job. It still feels so stupid to blow that money while everything goes to shit

[Anonymous No.17912239]

Valve index here I come

[Anonymous No.17912424]

>>17912220
there are right ways of spending money with what is happening now

[Anonymous No.17912537]

Blue apron stocks

[Anonymous No.17912600]

>>17911965
I see. I was just going to hoard bars per low premium but round is a good choice since already divisible and comparable premium to bars like you were saying.
Any reason you bought local over online?

[Anonymous No.17912684]

>>17912220
Why even bother getting married right now? Statistically you won't last and do you really need the baggage in the upcoming apocalypse anon?

[Anonymous No.17912706]

>>17908601
>You obviously didn't read the bill either, so far it says ALL adult americans over the age of 18
As the base requirement. Meaning kids who work don't receive it because their parents are responsible for them. They said not everyone will get it

[Anonymous No.17912781]

So I got approved for a job, but can't be hired until April. Would I still get it?

[Anonymous No.17912801]

>>17912600
Local has better prices in my experience. There was plenty of bullion in stock. You can pay in cash. No risk ruining your credit score or having your banking information stolen.

[Anonymous No.17912872]

>>17912684
We'll be alright, you nigger.

[Anonymous No.17912970]

>Neets buttdevastated they may get shafted

Don't you retards get autism bucks from the gubmint anyway?

[Anonymous No.17913088]

>>17902769
Me too anon

[Anonymous No.17913162]

>>17896754
>literally ordering half the economy to shut down and sending out relief money to people that now need to DUE to the Federal government forcing them to not work
>Same as UBI

[Anonymous No.17913341]

>>17912706
>They said not everyone will get it
They were talking about millionaires when they said this. There are no details at all about the proposal. That post about the "at least 3k declared" requirement is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.17913772]

>>17908601

What if I haven't made enough to file taxes in the last few years? I've filed before so I'm on-record, but I'm worried people who haven't filed recently are going to be left out.

[Anonymous No.17913945]

>>17913772
again, there are absolutely no details on the program yet. it's all guessing right now. no one knows what any requirements will be, if any.

also, if they had tax filing requirements that would instantly disqualify millions upon millions of college students who go to school but don't work or maybe worked once and then not later on, etc.. it would be an extremely dumb move.

[Anonymous No.17914023]

>>17913945

true, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.17914068]

>>17913772
>What if I haven't made enough to file taxes in the last few years?
You have. The meme about not filing if you make under 12k isnt for people it's cor 503(c) charities.

[Anonymous No.17914139]

>>17908662
>Source: Just trust me bro

[Anonymous No.17914415]

>>17904171
lmao based

[Anonymous No.17914539]

>>17911693
>currency during a collapse

are you retarded? the only thing thats gonna be useful in a collapse are commodities. What use will gold be? lmao

[Anonymous No.17914608]

buying an ak47 from a friend who needs money

Better me than the pawnshop

Plus I can ventilate people trying to rob my house

[Anonymous No.17914838]

I hope my Trumpbux make up for my silver losses

[Anonymous No.17915234]

>>17905802
cuck

[Anonymous No.17915271]

>>17893477
richard sheuler's hex erc20 token

[Anonymous No.17915311]

some nice undies and socks, pc stuff, put it towards my moving fund

[Anonymous No.17916410]

>>17912801
Makes sense, thanks. Good luck and stay safe anon

[Anonymous No.17916740]

>>17893477
Invest everything to European discount airlines

[Anonymous No.17916963]

There's probably going to be a 2019 income requirement in order to receive one of these stimulus checks. That means if you didn't make more than a certain amount last year you don't get a check. When they did this in 2008 the requirement was $3,000 earned income. Otherwise they would have to give checks to homeless people.

[Anonymous No.17917185]

>>17916963
>There's probably going to be a 2019 income requirement in order to receive one of these stimulus checks.
So who is going to be in charge of verifying the income of the entire american population before the end of next month?

[Anonymous No.17917296]

>>17917185
The IRS only has to check your 2019 tax return to see how much earned income you had. Then Treasury can automatically send checks or direct deposit to anyone who made more than $3k in 2019. Because of inflation since 2008 the $3k income requirement might even be higher.

[Anonymous No.17917466]

>>17917296
say you file taxes jointly but your spouse doesnt work, would you both still get it in that case?

[Anonymous No.17917556]

>>17917296
>tfw i didn't file my taxes last year

[Anonymous No.17917861]

>>17916963
god forbid people with no money receive any money

[Anonymous No.17917910]

>>17917861
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.17917918]

Hookers and ice cream.

[Anonymous No.17918050]

>>17917910
>>17917861
it's literally in the bible
>Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.

[Anonymous No.17918270]

>>17896761
they litteraly deposited money directly into the accounts of every citizen whos age is over 18.

[Anonymous No.17918338]

>>17893477
i am going to market buy BTC, everyone should do this #btcbailout

[Anonymous No.17918357]

>>17893477
It's $2000 now

[Anonymous No.17918395]

VTSAX
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[Anonymous No.17918426]

>>17917861
It does seem cruel but can you imagine if every homeless person was handed a check for $4k? It would be chaos.

[Anonymous No.17919037]

>>17918426
Probably the same as handing every other poor loser a free $4k?

Homeless will probably just spend it on hotels and booze, some might even use it as a springboard for getting their shit back together, although I doubt more than 1% of them would do that

[Anonymous No.17920289]

>>17897048
b-but reggie!

[Anonymous No.17920811]

Buy the next spike and sell after it lowers of course.

[Anonymous No.17922160]

>>17893477
new metal detector

[Anonymous No.17922652]

>>17893477
Gonna invest all in Zano

[Anonymous No.17923607]

>>17893477
no BS im putting that shit on Boeing stock

[Anonymous No.17923646]

>>17893477
Upgrade my PC and then the rest goes into my mutual fund.

[Anonymous No.17923788]

>>17896754
>>17896842
You people are worthless retards

[Anonymous No.17924045]

>>17893503
Neocons are blocking it

[Anonymous No.17924117]

$2000 per month for every adult

[Anonymous No.17924171]

>>17917556
I’m hopeful they are reasonable and do the last 3 years. I literally just priority express mailed my fucking taxes because of this shit. I had neither finished my 2019 or 2018 taxes until today.

[Anonymous No.17924178]

A rifle then split the rest between crypto and gold

Then waiting for fascism to rise and joining ASAP ... sick of This kike globalist shit

[Anonymous No.17924410]

Wife and I made $150,300 last year. Heard the cutoff in 2008 was 150k. Am I fucked?

[Anonymous No.17924451]

>>17924410
see
>>17913945

[Anonymous No.17924665]

>>17924171
how do i do that?

[Anonymous No.17924684]

>>17924410
oh shit! you made 150,000 dollars in a year?!! shit man, you're fucked. your life is over.

[Anonymous No.17924720]

>>17924684
i live in Seattle bitch, 150k joint is basically poverty

[Anonymous No.17924721]

>>17893477
all in SQQQ, thank you, you beautiful orange bastard

[Anonymous No.17924723]

>>17893503
No, the media and extreme left are pushing like it's a certainty so when it inevitably doesn't happen it looks like a failure on the administration when int reality it was never a real possibility.

blood sucking leaches profiting off the emotions of the lower class as always

[Anonymous No.17924829]

>>17893477
All in on Boeing or all in on oil? What do brehs?

[Anonymous No.17924863]

>>17924829
why not both

[Anonymous No.17924924]

>>17893503
There's as close to a 0% chance as anything can have. There is NO fucking way they would put the thought in people's heads that the government can just toss them $1,000 in a pinch. That isn't the type of mindset this government wants to cultivate in its people. It's more likely the government will declare a one time bill for all Americans to pay $1,000 rather than give them $1,000.

[Anonymous No.17924971]

better get your shit fast, prices will rise like hell after a few months of trumbux

[Anonymous No.17925008]

>>17924720
then move faggot.

[Anonymous No.17925080]

>>17925008
i like it here cunt

[Anonymous No.17925172]

>>17924178
Imagine liking lovecraft for anything other than the mythos he inspired. If you think there's any wisdom to his racist ramblings you're a retard.

[Anonymous No.17925872]

>>17894796
Lmao

[Anonymous No.17925885]

>>17893477
puts on SPY

[Anonymous No.17926197]

all of it will be going to LINK, obviously

[Anonymous No.17926231]

>>17925172
What part of what that image said was wrong? The only thing you could contest is whether the majority of sex niggers have is from rape. Although despite being 13% of t he population they are responsible for over half of violent crime (of which rape is a part).

[Anonymous No.17926232]

>>17925080

Then live in poverty. I'm not paying extra taxes so some massive Seattle faggot can live in a trendy downtown apartment. KYS sponge.

[cunt No.17926284]

>>17924723
> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE FREE MONEY NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE THAT DISAGREES WITH ME IS A COMMUNIST JEW !!!!! NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17926363]

>>17926284
no I hope it does happen but I don't see it happening. maybe for those who are temporarily laid off but not every tax paying adult.

[Anonymous No.17926861]

>>17893477
if i am a dependent do i still get gibs

[Anonymous No.17926937]

>>17893552
Why would it have to happen? The RNC would accept people dting in the streets as long as the billionaires get their golden parachutes.

[Anonymous No.17926971]

>>17926861
are you an american citizen over 18

[Anonymous No.17927191]

>>17926971
yes i am also white

[Anonymous No.17927298]

>>17927191
the read this
>>17913945

[Anonymous No.17927790]

yes

[Anonymous No.17928436]

>>17924971
Im no expert but why would you anticipate inflation when a third of the country might be unemployed indefinitely

[Anonymous No.17928498]

>>17924924

>There is NO fucking way they would put the thought in people's heads that the government can just toss them $1,000 in a pinch.

That is exactly the mind set they want people to have. Zero savings, constant consumption of the news products.

[Anonymous No.17929783]

>>17918426
>It would be chaos.
How the fuck would this be chaos?

[Anonymous No.17929799]

>>17918270
What if you have multiple accounts?

[Anonymous No.17929865]

>>17893477
>tfw worked for like a month after tax season ended last year and have been a NEET ever since
i'm gonna get more in trumpbux than i did actually working lmao

[Anonymous No.17930084]

if i made 1500 in 2018 and claimed it in 2019 (selfemployed gamedev) will i get trumpbux?

[Anonymous No.17930159]

>>17896659
You're an idiot if you don't understand how a country would collapse if they stopped having and supporting kids. Quit trying to sound like you're better for not having kids

[Anonymous No.17930256]

>>17893477
assuming its real and i actually get it ill get escorts and a gun

[Anonymous No.17930287]

>>17893875
Explain now!!

[Anonymous No.17930306]

Tachyon's TCP/IP provides security
components such as TLS 1.3 at the
application layer.

[Anonymous No.17930307]

>>17893875
>everyone got like $16,000
bullshit

[Anonymous No.17930378]

>>17930159
>country would collapse if they stopped having kids

The world should do this. There is no meaning, no reason to continue the species, especially one that suffers for the most of their life. But 99% of us are animals and behave as such, not stopping to question: WHY?

[Anonymous No.17930392]

>>17928498
Subscription model of personal income

[Anonymous No.17930476]

>>17930307
We only got 14k in SC wtf?

[Anonymous No.17930618]

>>17913945
thank you man you really eased my doubts

[Anonymous No.17930641]

>>17893477
According to my total asset portfolio.